Minecraft Story Mode 11 (Funny Animation)

Previously on a game nobody likes so- wha? Wait, Dexter Manning actually liked this episode.. A lot? WE HAVE WITNESSED THE IMPOSSIBLE!!! Oh yeah, and the admin’s a dick, and took Jesse into some weird prison. Have fun and enjoy. *Boom* NOOO IT’S AN AD!!!

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And on the kickstarter there’s a rewards and tears and stretch girls more like good stuff. Now before we get back to Jesse being a sarcastic douche-bag. Here’s trailer for flappatron. Hope you enjoy guys, thank you so much! Jesse: Ugh, what the hell is this? Eww Orange!??!?!? That is so not my color! Jukebox: The guest will kindly follow the orange line. Jesse: Eh? Speaker: FOLLOW THE GOD-DAMN ORANGE LINE MORON!!! Jesse: No need to get personal. Hey, isn’t this bedrock? No way, it can’t be. I mean where’s Fred Flintstone?

*Stupid laugh track* Actually I wanna kill myself after that joke. So Jesse, how was your day? Okay, well that just happened. Sunshine Institute? Oh, I guess I’m really not in prison! 😀 Golem: Hug me. Jesse: Eh, I think I’ll pass! Golem: HUG MEEEEE! Jesse: (gibberish) Warden: Oh, don’t mind Big Daddy here. He just wants to make sure everyone gets a nice hug.

Jesse: What the hell is that on your face? Warden: I don’t know. IT MAKES ME STAND OUT! Welcome to the Sunshine Institute. It’s a place where the admin sends all the ugly people. Jesse: Then why am I here? Warden: What are you fishing for compliments? Jesse: Hey!

Warden: As you can see it’s delightful down here! Jesse: So this place is a prison? Warden: WOAH WOAH WOAH! Don’t use the ‘P’ word down here… The admin hates the word ‘place’. Jesse: Brilliant

Look I’ve gotta get my wank fist back. He put on this guy Jack and who knows what he’s making him do with it? Not that I really care. But it has been on my peni! So that’s just weird knowing that it has been on mine then his. Y’know what I mean?

Cuz’ I haven’t washed it yet. Warden: He gave him the gauntlet? What a lucky guy! I heard it can move back and forth at 50 MPH Petra: You gotta distract him!!! Warden: Who said that!? Jesse: That strange camel. Warden: Oh ok. Petra: (falls on Warden) Aaaah

Warden: This is the most action I’ve had in years!!! 😀 Petra: Ew! Golem: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Petra: Oh my god, I’m so glad I found you Jesse. Jesse: Can we do this later?! That golem’s gonna come back in a sec! Golem: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Warden: GET THEM I WANT MORE OF THAT GENDER BOOTY!!! Jesse: Did that hurt you? Petra: Yes!!! Jesse: Can you close your mouth please!? Petra: Sorry!!! Golems: OOOOOOOOOO!!! Jesse: OOOOH!!! FUCK!!! Golems: (Hugging) OOOOOOO!!! Right Golem: I’m enjoying this!!! Jesse: WHAT IS THAT!?! Oh wait, they’re spiders. Petra: Jesse!!! Where’d you go!? UHHHH!!! Golem: MOOOOOO!!! Petra: I have aids. Golems: EWWWWW!!! Jesse: Come on!!! Petra: Oh my god, look. There’s stairs! Jesse: Close! Well, we’re screwed. Oh, shit! A GOLEM!!! Even though we got loads of time to run away right now!!! And they’re not even that deadly!!! And we’ve fought off way more things than this!!! (sadly) But I guess we’ll get captured now!!! Jesse: AHH! You know I will sue for sexual harassment! Warden: Close the door would you? Jesse: Do it yourself, you lazy shit! Warden: Guess I’ll have to keep an eye on you goons. Jesse: Goons? Warden: Take a look. Jesse: (bored) Oh, it’s Radar and Nurm! Oh boy!!!

Warden: You see, there are two types of people down here in the Sunshine Institute. The pretty boys like me with my Steampunk Nazi shit going on. And then you got ugly bastards like you! Jesse: That’s really hurtful man. Warden: Hey, could you bring up the intern guy?

Jesse: Oh please don’t, his voice kills me!!! Warden: You know, when I first came here, I was ugly myself, but then I found these really sexy clothes in a wardrobe and now I’m here bossing you ugly people around. Jesse: (depressed) Seriously. You’re making me consider facial reconstruction. :'(

Radar: OH MY GOD JESSE, I’M SO GLAD YOU’RE OK!!! Jesse: Wish I could say the same. Warden: Meet The Ghostbusters: 2016 remake in VR. Jesse: You’ve stolen MY way of torture!!! Warden: Put it in Radar: NOOO MELISSA MCCARTHY IS SO FAT!!!!!!!!

Warden: Now be a little bitch in my prison. Let me pick out a new wardrobe for you, or else Radar here… Radar: WHY IS THERE A QUEVE JOKE IN THIS!?!?!? Jesse: Ya know, I think Radar’s actually really enjoying the movie so… I’ll have to pass, sorry.

Warden: Don’t say I didn’t try and help you with your fashion sense. Radar: Ugh-huh, that movie was so bad, it broke my glasses…. Jesse: SHUT UP AND BE TOUGH NOW! Radar: (random noise) Jesse: That’s better. Stella: MMHMHM YEESSS!!! Jesse: This room right now is my night- (cut)

Stella: Here’s your prison, yeah. See ya later… Uh, where’s my llama??? I miss my llama yeah. (licks Lluna thing.) Radar: Look Jesse, It’s a mushroom! I need that mushroom or I’m…… gonna starve….. Jesse: (sarcastically) Oh no. Radar: Waste away! Jesse: Uh-huh. Radar: Poof, no more Radar.

Jesse: You’ve just given me reasons to not get that mushroom. Prisoners: MUSHROOM MUSHROOM MUSHROOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jesse: Eh, too late anyway. Radar: I’m gonna die….. Rob: Oh, hi friend. You just caught me super happy and Bob Ross like, doing some paintings.

I always wanted to paint a mushroom, but I can’t get my penis out in public now, can I? *giggle* Jesse: FUCKING WHAT!!!??? Rob: Could you be so kind to build a mushroom for me? Jesse: Sure, one sec. Rob: Thank you friendling. Petra: Ohmigod Jesse!!! Jesse: Ugh, I physically feel ill! Petra: Jesse, you should get Radar some food. Jesse: What makes him so special? I’m hungry too!!! Nurm: (noise) Jesse: I hate to stare, but um… Oxblood: Ugly as BALLS!? Maybe you should leave your nerd cave more often!!

Jesse: You look like hellboy. Oxblood: This is what people look like where I come from. Jesse: What, from Comicon? Oxblood: GRRR! Brick: As Jesse walked up to Brick. Jesse: Brick? That’s your name. Brick: Jesse made fun of Brick’s name. Hmm Prisoner: MUSHROOM! Jesse: Spin attack! Jesse: I’ll take those! Random Prisoner: GIVE ME THOSE MUSHROOMS, I’M SO HUNGRY! Random Prisoner: I’M SO SORRY, FOOD IS MY WEAKNESS! Warden: WEAPONS ARE FORBIDDEN AT THE SUNSHINE INSTITUTE!! So I’m going to ask you one last time… Jesse: It was this guy. Random Prisoner: WHYYYYY!?!?!? Warden: Take him away.

Random Prisoner: NO! NOT THE- NOT THE ZOMBIE MINES! Actually the zombie mines are quite cool. YAY THE ZOMBIE MINES! 😀 Warden: Now stop being little shits all of you! Jesse: Yummy yummy for my tummy. Prison Radar: SHIT! MOTHERFUCKER! OH SHIT!!! Jesse: Radar, what is wrong with you?

Prison Radar: Radar ain’t my name now bitch, It’s Prison Radar. I don’t give a fuck. I don’t give a FFFFFFFFFUCK!!!!! What the f- Jesse: NO! Don’t do a PewDiePie. We’ve already survived one apocalypse. Prison Radar: Thanks for this- (unintelligible gibberish) Jesse: HEY! ASSHOLE Guard: ER MY GOD!!! PRISONER X HAS ESCEEEPED!!!

GET IN YE PRISON CELLS!!! Jesse: Who the hell is prisoner X? Petra: According to Nurm’s Sources, Prisoner X is locked up in the deepest darkest part of this prison. Jesse: What sources? HOW DOES HE KNOW THIS?! Nurm: (noise) Jesse: So we need to go down to the zombie mines. Nurm: (noise)

Jesse: I have no idea how we’re gonna do that, but I guess I’ll just wander around for no reason! Jesse: Oopsie Daisie! Mooshroom: MOO!!! Jesse: Ohmigod, it’s a mooshroom. Is that actually what it is called in this game? A mooshroom, are you fucking joking? A mooshroom?! Sorry, I’ll get back in character now. (in character) A mooshroom? What the hell is it doing in here? Oxblood: I could ask you the same question.

Jesse: Why did you wait until the end to say that? Oxblood: For cool timing! Nurm: (noise) Oxblood: HEY! HANDS OFF MY GIRLFRIEND! Warden: WHAT’S GOING ON IN HERE?! Jesse: We’re all eating mushrooms and making fun of you. Warden: Fine then, if you shear this mooshroom then I promise no pain will come to them. Jesse: Who’s “Them”? Warden: THEM! Jesse: Nah, I’m not doing it, I don’t care. Plus I like pissing you off, so…

Warden: TAKE HIM AWAY!!! Oxblood: NOOOOOOO MY GIRLFRIEND!!!! Not just you, Jesse, but all of you guys can go down to the zombie mines. Jesse: (faking regret) Oh shit uh… sorry? Stella: Mmm, welcome to the zombie mines, Jesse, I found Lluna by the way. (licks Lluna) Jesse: What exactly is this place?

Stella: Every few minutes a million gross zombies spawn. Jesse: (sarcastically) Yeah, a million. Stella: That’s where they keep Prisoner X. Jesse: I didn’t even ask you. Stella: Just thought you should know HMHMHM!!! Jesse: Hey, there’s some redstone here. Nurm: (confused noise) Jesse: HOW DID NOBODY ELSE NOTICE THIS!?!?

Prison Radar: So what we bypass this redstone mothafucker and get through that door am I right? Jesse: STOOOP! But yeah, basically. Hey slut face, lend me a lever. Stella: I don’t think so, I love the Admin now Jesse: But this place smells.

Stella: That is true… oh, I don’t like it here actually. I know you hate me and I’m a huge bitch, but if I help, can I join you? Jesse: NO!!! Stella: Fine then, FUCK YOU! But have the lever anyway. Guard: ZOMBIE WAVE INCOMING!!! PREPARE YOURSELVES!!! Jesse: Okay, then? HAHA!!! COME ON, LET’S GO!!! Admin: Well, of course it’d be you, Jesse! You’re like “my name is Jesse, I’m gonna be an absolute dick all the time!” And you think you’re cute don’t ya? Jesse: Yes, actually!!! Warden: (taking a poo) Uhh, uhh. eee-ADMIN!!! Admin: You are so shit! You couldn’t even keep Jesse under control for one day!!! You’re fired! Warden: (crying) NOW MY WIFE IS GONNA LEAVE ME!!! :'( Admin: Ohohh, but the fun doesn’t stop there! You two fight to the death, go! Jack: UHHH! DONT ACTUALLY STAB ME, YOU IDIOT!! Jesse: What? But he just said? Jack: Look, I have a plan. Oh fuck that hurts. Go around, and we’re both gonna attack him at the same time. Jesse: THAT’S YOUR GENIUS PLAN?!?! Jack: 3.. 2.. 1.. HAAAAAA (epic fail)

Admin: You are, you are yanking my dick aren’t you. That’s your big plan?! Jesse: That’s exactly what I just said! Pretty shit, isn’t it? Admin: That plan was so shit… I’m gonna burn this whole place to the ground! Warden: But what about the predators?

Admin: WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE? I GIVE A SHIT? TARKIES? Jesse: You’re a knob! Admin: I just guess I’ll turn into you then. Admin Jesse: Look at me I’m Jesse. (monotone laughter) Jesse: YOU’RE A DOUBLE KNOB NOW!!!

Admin Jesse: I guess I’ll just go back to bacon town. Use your status as the wither storm killer and get myself a bunch of poontang and… It’d be funny too because I have a chode, which means every woman in bacon town will start calling you “Mushroom cock.” Jesse: YOU’RE A MOSTER!!!!!

Admin Jesse: MWAHAHAHAHA! Tata for now. This is mine now too. And you’re coming too right? Stella: Yes. Jesse was a douche to me. Jesse: Curse me and my douchiness. Admin Jesse: MAHAHAHAHA, yeah see ya later bye. Jesse: God, I HATE MY LIFE!!!!! Prison Radar: Hey, uh sorry I talked to yo- Jesse: NO ONE CARES! Let’s go. Prisoner X: (insane noises) Prisoner X: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Jesse: (startled) JESUS!!! Prisoner X: (upside down) Jesse: PIPE DOWN!!! (random name) Prisoner X: IM GONNA PUSH YOU INTO THE LAVA AND THEN I- Jesse: LOOK! I’M ON A TIGHT SCHEDULE! I’VE ALREADY GOT 2 MINUTES LEFT IN THIS EPISODE! SO GIVE ME AS MUCH EXPOSITION AS POSSIBLE!!!

Prisoner X: Ummm The Admin’s name is Romeo. Jesse: Okay Prisoner X: I’m the only one who knows how to get out of here. Jesse: Keep going. Prisoner X: I used to be an admin at one point… but then he imprisoned me, because I’m ugly. Jesse: Fair enough

Prisoner X: And now, I just duped you. So if you leave this area, You’ll die. So you can leave the Squidward looking goon behind. Nurm: (confused noise) Prisoner x: Or the llama no one likes. Jesse: Eenie meenie miney, YOU’RE DEAD!!! Lluna: (lluna noise) Jesse: Let’s go. Prisoner X: (breathing loudly)

Jesse: God, your breathing is the worst. Petra: So, you’re Prisoner X, I take it. Xara: My name’s actually Xara. Petra: You’re ugly. I don’t trust you. Nurm: (random noise) Jack: What’s wrong friend? Nurm: (noises) Jack: Oh well, I suck anyway so who cares? Jesse: JAILBREAK!!!!! Petra: Yes, Weapons! Jesse: Okay, I’m never gonna make fun of you ever again. Prison Radar: (regaining his normal voice) Yeah yeah, shit! Yeah yeah! Oxblood: Thanks for not shearing off my moo cow’s mushroom utters. I LOVE YOU!!! Jesse: UGH! CANYOUNOTPLEASE!!! Oxblood: OHMAGOD! IT’S PRISONER X!!! RUN LIKE THE WIND MOOSHROOM!!! Mooshroom: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Xara: Well now that pointless character’s gone, CAN WE GET GOING NOW!!! Jesse: ENOUGH WITH THE BREATHING!!!! Warden: STAY BACK! STAY BACK! YOU FREED PRISONER X?!?!?! JESSE WHY ARE YOU SUCH AN ASSHOLE?!? GOD.. SHE’S SO UGLY!!! I’ve gotta get rid of her!!! Even if I gotta BLOW ALL OF US UP AN- Jesse: Jeez. That was cold. Even for Minecraft. Oh, well. Jesse: That was the strangest montage I’ve ever encountered. Xara: I just remembered there’s a third admin called Fred. But if we go down this, then we can get the Fred thing and then we can kill the admin, and then we win!!! Xara: MY VAG! D; Tune in next time to see more domestic abuse from Jesse though, I guess if she kicks Jesse in the balls I wouldn’t even be making that joke. Hence we see the divide in society. SEXISMMM!!!! Shut up, Samantha!!!