Minecraft Story Mode 6 (Funny Animation)

(Caption editers: Shade the Hedgehog, ShaoMao, and Rocket Dino Gamer) Previously on Minecraft Eughhhhh Jesse got a pair of shiny Hair Clippers Petras hair got set on fire a few times There was an episode of a Nazi-Chick who hated penises But it’s just filler

Now they’re trying to get home in a room full of portals And Jesse had a huge wank [Captions will be back when sponsor is over] (All) AAAAGGGHHHH! oh come on. Egh I see grass, I see dead bodies. We’ve got to be Home! (Jesse) This world has 200 Moons (Lukas) Well eh Sh*t

I knew this would be the wrong portal! looks like I win our bet Lukas! (Petra) Now you owe me a foot massage Eugh Wow that is actually vial. (Petra) Huh? GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME! (Petra) AAH OH YOU ASSHOLE! (Petra screams in the backgroung) (Jesse) Hey whats this? What its say? FREE BOOZE?! Guys we have to go to this! WILL YOU STOP WHINING (Jesse) Look, there we go BOOM! Easy AH WE ARE SURROUNDED BY LOADS OF ZAWMBIEZ LET’S RUN LIKE PUSSYS I have never seen so many zombies in one place! And you’ve clearly never been to a nursing home! (Ivor) Keep going guys! Weep! Woop! AGH! Yeah can we- can we not. EGH! Where are we running to anyways? I DONT KNOW LOOK FOR A HOUSE WITH FLASHING LIGHTS AND SH*T!

(Ivor) I see a light in that house! I’m mean there’s one household lamp on there has got to be a banging house party! Did you just say pie? No, Party, PARTY Party its my ancient Party, Party. You’re weird. We’re surrounded guys. Oh diddly do dars

So many zombies around me AND I’M GETTING CLAUSTROPHOBIC! Jesse what do we do? You know what to do. JESSE WHAT DO WE DOOOOO Guys please 🙁 JESSE HELP US! JUST BUILD DA BLOCKZ! (Petra) What do you see? (Jesse) I see Petras habitat: The Kitchen! Really that joke is like 10 years old (is it?) Sorry I know it was lame… Well let’s hope the Host is ok with me breaking the window EGH AHHH FUCK! Don’t worry I-I’ll help you! Whatever just cut to black! Anyways Petra I feel really bad of the joke I’ve made back there So in consolation just give me a guy joke. Erm..WHY DO YOU HAVE BALLS (good question) like their just like dangling there and like wow like who likes balls seriously?… like balls

Not good but you’ve tried, I mean you tried Kill me EERRRR ew.. You look awful ARE THE HOST OF THIS PARTY? CUZ I CAME HERE FOR FREE BOOZE AND T*TTIES AND I AIN’T SEEN NIETHER! I mean you are aware this is Minecraft right (Jesse its Minecraft Storymode.) Everybody is Flat-Chested

So I don’t really understand your expectations So basically this party blows. (Captain Sparklez) Pretty much… GAWD DAMNIT I’VE SMASHED A WINDOW FOR NO REASON! Hi by the way! I’m Captain Sparklez but maybe you knew that already? Why would I, are you some sort of gay rights activist?

I mean I’m more of a quality in gays and that stuff but COME ON now Captain Sparklez? That’s like naming your self: Captain “Please-put-it-in-me” WELL IMA FAMUS YOUTOOBER Sorry never heard of you BUT I HAVES OVER 9 MILLION FOLOWERZ ON YOUTUBEZ

You say 9 million but Jesus had like……fuking… not as many as that Well yeah, Jesus got put on a cross where as I live at home and play games all day (woah that sounds like Sparklez alright)

To be fair I can relate to that so you know what I like you now. Let’s be friends There we go (shaking hands) handshake. You loving it, you are loving that shake, I’m loving it WELL ONCE ALL THOSE ZOMBIES HAVE GONE TO SLEEP TOURQEDAWG IS OTTA HERE (Jesse) is someone sucking a dick in the dark right now? (Jesse) well there goes my theory. This guy got FUCKED UP (0.0) Hey look there’s an arrow in his butt (ew) like really lodged in there. Ugh for gods sake EAGH Hey Ivor you like butt-objects give it a wiff Poison yes the same kind we put on our Krabby-Patties No we were hoping you did. DAMNIT! HOW ELSE AM I GOING TO GET THROUGH PLAYING MINECRAFT (again its Minecraft Storymode) FOR 8 HOURS STRAIGHT I recognize you actually, your portraits are on the walls Is she Phsyco? Yeah playing Minecraft (ITS MINECRAFT STORYODE!!!) for that long will do that to you.

I’M NOT CRAZY FOLLOW ME! Oh hey guys, you got the Alcohol. I got a cat by the way Oh wow we really are on the walls (DanTDM but in a terrible lisp voice) Hey you can’t do that! or meh family friendly audience will get mad What is wrong with your voices? Oh the audio director didn’t do a very good job on telling us how to act and stuff (he said “so” that sounded like Dan) so it’s really awkward and strange Fair enough. But hey that’s not your fault. I KNOW IT’S NOT GOOD IS IT?

Don’t worry man one day you’ll get a gig with a good director (and a new laugh) and you won’t have to yell every single line THAT WOULD BE THE DREAM! Welcome everybody Is this the gay rights activist club? Come on in let me show you everybody Hi I’m Lizzie with an “L”

As apposed to a “G” K this is Cassy Rose, StampyCat, StacyPlayz and DanT-T-T-D something I feel like I’ve just stumbled into a XBOX Live party (The XBOX from the last episode) With Gamertags that I don’t get. (DanTDM) Oh I changed my hair color. ok…

(DanTDM) It’s an inside joke (I dont get it) but the kids will love it though Okay, look, this is all great and all, and I’m SURE all you guys are wonderful people (are they?), but two questions: one WHERE’S THE FREE BOOZE (I took it }:) ) and secondly why are you guys here?

(All) Um (Sparklez explains reality In YouTube) We got paid a bunch of money to be in this thing so we’ll do let’s plays in it and our fans will see it and buy the game (Jessie) you know what I appreciate the honesty and anybody with the upper posistion Now let’s all sit around the table and bitch about YouTube for half a hour (Unison) Yeah, alright (Sparklez) I HATE HOW THE ALGRATHIM IS ALWAYS CHANGING! Yout- AHHH! (DanTDM) Sparklez! SHUT UP! Greetings Faggots (DanTDM) Oh my god you just said faggot, you can’t say that (oooo). Oh shit I just said faggot oh, oh god! What’s wrong with you? (Lizzie) I’M TRIG-TRIG-TRIGGERED! That’s sooo racist. (Lizzie) STAWP I’M GETTING DOUBLE TRIGGERED ONE OF YOU HAS THE TRESURE I WANT AND I’M GOING TO KILL YOU AND SHIT (RIP Dan’s ego) Sooo this is kinda like Cluedo but in Minecraft (Minecraft Storymo- forget it.) What is Cluedo?

(Jesse explains Cluedo) Cluedo, the board game, you know: murder, mystery, dice, broken friendships You mean Clue? No Cluedo I’m pretty sure it’s called Clue Well it’s called Cluedo where I’m from and I’m not changing my pronunciation just because most of the audience for this is AMERICAN

You’re so edgy Jesse (compare Jesse to Shadow and see whos more Edgy.) Fuck off squid (DanTDM) They killed Sparklez. They killed Sparklez I appreciate the effort of you trying to sound shocked But it’s just not happening, is it? (Cassy) IM GETTING OUTA HERE AGH! BAD LIFE CHOICES WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU GOON!!?

Ughhh! Jeez, I’m going to end up murdering you guys in a minute Ok so here’s the game plan: You guys stand here, bitch about YouTube for a little bit more While me and Lukas here go and see signs and shit. (StampyCat) OK! I hate the trending tab

(YouTubers arguing) Oh my god me too So far no readings (XD I get it) What are you doing? We’re not searching for ghosts Dick-Head Hmm Hey you see this? (Lukas) Yeah a button (Pushes button) Let’s give it a go (Sparklez) HEY GUYZ IM NOT DED! AHHHH!! This will be our little secret? I’ll add that to the collection So whoever sat here was the murderer. Nah, that would be too easy mate there’s five buttons (CONVIENT!) (Lukas) GAWDDAMNIT! We’re here for the party! Ok, so I’m going to interrogate you guys (StampyCat) HOW COME YOU GET TO INTERROGATE PEOPLE!?

Because you can’t stop me (StampyCat) FAIR ENOUGH Who should we interrogate first? eni meany miny this chick! (Lizzie) K… You want good cop or bad cop? GOOD COP ALL THE WAY (Lizzle) Look I’m telling you I don’t know anything AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH JESSE WHAT ARE YOU DOING! WHAT DO YOU MEAN IM GOOD COP! And good cop alway shoot first and asks questions later! (Really ill look it up then) Oh my god, ughh, Jessie Come on that was good though tha-that was actually a good joke

I mean, I’m pretty sure I paralyzed this girl for the rest of her life for my joke but come on that was worth! Teh heh heh Good cop shoots first that’s pretty good 🙂 Oh yeah, you can go now I’ll be good cop this time Works for me

(DanTDM) Hey guyz I didn’t do anything AGH tha-tha-th-th-th-that hurt alittle bit WHY DID YOU KILL HIM?! DON’T LIE TO ME! (DanTDM) But I’m not lying 🙁 Fine if you won’t talk then I’ll make you (DanTDM) aaaahhhhhh (I put it lowercase for a reason) I’m on fire OH COME ON YOUR ON FIRE! PUT SOME MORE UMPFH INTO IT! MORE EMOTION! AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Like-lik-like that? Ugh, that will do OK you can go now! (DanTDM) ahh I’m on fire ow…. (StampyCat) IZ IT MOI TURN FOR AN INTERVIEW! 😀 No

Well I’m pretty sure Dan did it so.. (DanTDM) datz crazy I didn’t do anything Yeah you sound really upset Let’s put him in a cage for a while or something Perfect! Hey guys I was scavenging some free food from the kitchen And I noticed that there was a painting in there that moved! Great, I’ll go tell them there Just go with it Jesse AAGGH AGH CURSE MY WEIGHTS! ERGH I hope Dan’s OK in that small cage I don’t

Hey look at this it’s a “Double Glory Hole” NO Ivor, no So what do you see in there? I think Dan’s analyzing his life right now How he’s going to proceed next with permanent spine damage Hey I was gentle (Lizzie) DAN!

Woah woah woah! There’s like some secret lover affair going on right now! Dramaaa! Lizzy? What are you doing here? Look, I know it was you. You did the D D what does this button do and pressed it didn’t you? Yes, Lizzy you know the secrets now

But it was an accident and I-I didn’t mean to press it Hah! I told you it was Dan! And me and only 9.7 of players accused Dan! I’m a genious! Am I right lads or am I right lads? You are right lad. Ohh… Shit. There’s a guy in the other glory hole!

Let’s go mess him up!! Oh no, spiders!!! What are you gonna do Jesse? Are you gonna help the YouTubers? Oh, he’s already gone. Augh! Aughghghgh! Noooo!! 🙁 Eat my scythe!! Augh Erh Ugh Erh Argh Uhhh Tag you’re it heheheher!! Come back here slag! Try and keep up!!! Dammit, how? *panting* Lucas?

Jesse man. I’ve been framed! I didn’t even… I know, I know, I know! Look, I watch a lot of TV shows as well Trust me, I’m fully aware So your friend was the stabby dude all along? No! I was framed! Literally! You sound so much more dramatic than I do, it’s impressive.

Hold on a second… how could I have been so stupid? Don’t question it, but I want everybody to line up right now And I’ve got a gun so you better do it or I’ll, you know, shoot you and stuff.

I want you to imagine you’re in a scenario, ok? There’s a bear and he’s coming towards you and he’s like: Have you seen The Revenant? You haven’t seen The Revenant? Uhh fuck. Okay! Just imagine you’re playing Minecraft and you fell off a ledge and you hurt your leg and you lose some health and obviously your character is like arghh Just imagine that and act like you’re in pain and say dammit! Me leg! DAMMIT MAH LEG!!!!

Too over the top but well done dammit my le- Okay you’re a lost cause Ivor, Petra, Lucas, the main characters so they’re not the killer Uhh… Cassie? DAMMIT MY LEG! Pretty good Dammit, my legghhhh Perfect What are you doing? Checking their YouTube channels out. Lucas, Petra, Ivor don’t count.

I also don’t count either Looks like you’ve all checked out APART FROM ONE OF YOU! Cassie Rose Huh? So? Just because I’m an original character for the episode you think I’m some murderer? Hahaha, don’t be foolish You see it’s easy. A good voice actor mixed with an original character

YOU, Cassie Rose, ARE THE MURDERER! Dammit my leg So you think you’re so clever, huh? I confess, I AM the murderer But you’re still wrong, because I AM a famous YouTuber Whaaaat WITNESS MY TRANSFORMATION! leeeetz get rooooighht into da nuuuuus! *gasp* Keemstar? That’s right! Who the hell is Keemstar?

He does scoops and stories on YouTubers *gasp* So that’s your angle There are cameras hidden all across this house Petra: So you’ve been recording this entire thing? Killer Keemstar: Yes So by bringing all these YouTubers here… I created drama! And now I’ve got a week’s worth of material!

Drama Alert Nation now at one million six hundred and I can’t count Fuck That’s a very illaborate plan to pull off by yourself though Oh I wasn’t alone Hey guys, I’m Scarce OH MAH GOD! Who’s this guy? Another news person Oh okay

Well, none of this honestly really affects me, what do you guys want to do? You want to get revenge? No All this drama will get us more attention! Yeah! It’ll bring more traffic to our channels! I mean think about it! You didn’t know who we were until you played this, right? So?

Some exposure! It’s important! Good or bad! Exactly! Well if that’s can case can I make stuff up about you guys? It warms my heart to see the YouTube community working together GROUP HUG! Aww! Yeah, if you need me I’ll umm… *sigh* Tune in next time for more incredible filler episodes that amount to nothing!

Then again life is a big nothing and it’s completely pointless so your lives are all a fucking waste anyway (really? ;-;) Have a wonderful day Hey guys, thanks for checking out this week episode of Minecraft Story Mode

We have two more of these to go so if you like this episode please leave it a like and subscribe Thank you so much to Katrina Tumasz, Seth Whitehurst, Kevin Lordi, and Jodi Lorenzo for animating this As well as Dexter Manning, as always, for writing it

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