We’ll call it the uh and please please try not to damage each other on your way it’s a hole does that mean we’re cool Ah that’s a boy’s name huh what a closed-minded attitude you’ve got a boy’s name nice I was feeling a little left out oh Wait so who are we fighting then yeah a lot of that was way over my head especially the potato but that’s it you can stop writing now intense guess it was just a temporary case of death oh you smug arrogant insignificant very amazing scary but he’s as well guy Sally Dilly Dally’s Give her credit she tried my uh my legs how do you like that purple-eyed freak Any man wants a little house of my own with loads of lava pouring off it Teamwork Makes the Dream Work wow I can be useful to you many cats so many cats you seem like a person who appreciates cool stuff that’s cool for no reason okay cool cool IO coolness Can I call you Reggie no I’d really rather you didn’t Oh sure nothing personal just my whole reason for existence surrounded with lava and aha I heard something about eggs got it are you okay are you and I thought that I was okay because I was numb and feeling no emotions at all but I’m beginning to suspect it was actually shock It was an honor to fight let’s do this deal Uh excuse me speaking for the group you guys know a llama these trees are enormous Uh you like that don’t you boy Taste my bravery well I figured it was appropriate yeah don’t sorry [Laughter] Hey why did you destroy his home as long as we have this flint and steel I don’t get it it’s not oh that’s not what I meant to pull out three diamonds that sounds like a diamond pickaxe to me How would you like to go explore some of those um very tall vertical rocks we call them mountains usually Impressive moves I’m sorry but I can’t take you seriously looking like that it breeds wonderfully Stella are you sure I can’t just blow up the stage blaze rod oh wow is that a freaking Beacon beak they have a freaking Beacon freaking Beacon mushrooms make this world great again Is that you Whispering super loudly Jesse you deserve this what you’re doing means we’re all gonna die it’s very smelly in here now and I’ll say nothing more on the subject foreign I just hope Ivor isn’t too jealous you say so yourself The admin tearing me up inside I’m sure I just haven’t you so good luck I don’t even know what no no no no I’m not good dude why are you being such a tool aha why hello uh hi die now Bad thoughts come money what uh well don’t make me blush seriously don’t so everybody just okay Will be the best fishing trip ever and where should I put them yes just get them here I’ll deal with them get out of here go go What the Jesse coming to my rescue you have got some mere drains radar ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies that didn’t actually ask me no questions let’s see what else nope I think that’s pretty much everything and just like that I’m nervous again later Dave Jesse oh let’s see how you deal with the enchanted deliciousness of Miss butter Um well I’m Jesse and we’re the order of the Stone Captain Sparkles I’ve got like nine million fans yeah I actually have no idea who you are what’s up graceful as ever if I just sit here and don’t move or breathe it’s almost bearable That’s enough now sorry foreign Best thing to do around your Heroes is just act like yourself otherwise it’s weird for everyone uh this is probably super disrespectful to Fred [Applause] they look so happy I know Pain everywhere huh yeah [Laughter] cows don’t exactly have a wide spectrum of emotion so it’s hard to tell if they’re happy or traumatized desert temple Woodland mansion that is some sweet work nice laughs Roger that exud stage left thanks for coming back Lucas hey no no we don’t use the p word here Where all the Googlies are ah goggles what I’m running out of things to say I think you might be a real Tim in the making yep a real champ thank you so did you find anything out from Stacy or sturdy Cat Stampy Cat hello my name is Gabriel Somebody Pinch Me fantastic Petra and I have a lot of great experience helping people get over their tragic backstories we do could she be any more melodramatic I’m okay really just getting my adventure legs I’ll be better in a minute oh oh sadly I don’t have a secret stash and if You didn’t ask I wouldn’t loan you some wink competition starts at Red o’clock why did I say that I’m gonna get out of here before I fantastic congratulations excuse me wow rude be here so Jesse how was your day oh it was great met a red glowy all-powerful crazy Person who trapped me in a near indestructible cage don’t die what could be that we’re forced into an endless cycle of Destruction just a guess though maybe you’ve heard of me no never squid in a battle a box of sight anyway he’s real nervous is what I’m saying Wait a minute hey Adrian shut your cake hole it looks kind of okay actually it looks really cool Level with me do you just make cookies like all the time huh I I might make a cookie or two yeah you do when did your hair change color wasn’t it it’s funny uh hi there my name’s Jesse how the how did you why do I even keep asking This this is um this is incredibly awkward wow her inventory was huge oh yeah I’m a cookies man myself dust from a strange man cool my name is Gabriel the warrior right whoa whoa calm yourself dude like take some deep breaths okay it’s a root vegetable and not a very Good one and what do we do with gate Crashers sugar yeah that is yikes that is pretty rank same color as my underwear mine too Stock today well from the I’m um nobody how are you I’m like the wind where is he dead Well not perfect Dennis and count boards The ever source is a chicken [Applause] hey hey I’m a ninja now Jesse I think you’re all cool because of how tall you are huh proud of how tall you are I’m Jesse hi uh potato please hey you get a load of this prismarine crystals you’ve got to be kidding me head into the tower and use hashtag potato 451 to strip the admin Smith Was that an audio disc you’re an audio disc you know how you all thought there was nothing but void below you yes yeah that was wrong hey trying to make me so uncomfortable that I leave it isn’t working oh baby feel that bird yeah yeah yeah I’ve heard all about the F-bomb before Nowhere to Run Sometimes I’d prefer to be anything but Soren a donkey for example you know how you have those experiences you remember and reminisce about for the rest of your lives yeah this isn’t one of those let’s never discuss this ever again Video Information
This video, titled ‘Minecraft Story Mode but out of context’, was uploaded by lunadoggie 237 on 2023-06-29 18:31:05. It has garnered 4234 views and 256 likes. The duration of the video is 00:17:56 or 1076 seconds.
Honestly this game was underrated for being a Telltale game based around Minecraft; it’s nothing but a charming mess of a game and I love it so much.
Which is why you’re not allowed context.
And while I would say “play this game it good”, you’re either gonna have to find online pirates of it as it’s an abandoned series or dig around ebay for a Wii U copy of this game.
Regardless, these squares are gay, happy pride month everyone