Before this so i’m probably going to be farting a bunch sorry too much stinky it’s kind of a pain i’m not going to lie hey everyone welcome to the stream my mom in here putting lights up on my bed quite please don’t talk about again it’s my stream you should be wearing Headphones y’all know this by now this irresponsibility is on your end alone you know exactly what you’re getting into when you walk in here minecraft story mode i’m dying yeah there was absolutely no shenanigans to get that game so i had to like pulse that my ass To get it like through legal means and thankfully we pulled it off but oh it was more of a headache than i thought usually like when i want to play a game for a video i just buy it on steam and that’s it also if you enjoyed this video There will be this big card at the end that you can click that’ll take you to another one like it please click it please it would mean so much to me please please please please please please please okay who am i which of these folks am i i like i it’s it’s got To be like the drippiest one out of these and i feel like all of them have equally awful like sense of senses of style except for this dude this guy’s looking good green guy the only character with green on him yeah i gotta go for the suspenders i guess but this Guy’s pants are so much cooler i think this is the only canon depiction of minecraft characters with like the sunken and teeth that you would see in fan animations and it still looks uncanny as [ __ ] i hate it i despise this style like it’s not right the order of The stone i love rocks this game series adapts to the choices you make the story is tailored by how you play nothing built can last forever and every legend no matter how great fades with time hell not me though i’m different between here and the far lands fartlands mentioned bro that that’s like Old minecraft in it those aren’t blocks those are very clearly triangles i don’t buy it do they just die immediately because none of these characters are made dangerous journey to fight a mysterious creature known as the ender dragon why is it rounded i don’t like seeing that that’s not right it’s like it’s Like a circle in minecraft i do not [ __ ] with that but when one story ends another one begins would you rather fight a hundred chicken sized zombies or ten zombie-sized chickens the age-old question we know how chicken size zombies goes baby zombies are imagine their giant feet like i said why Why would you say that why would you say that don’t tell me you guys are horny for the block character come on guys you got to be better than this really what kind of oh i remember the [ __ ] pig he kind of makes us look like i Don’t know amateurs it’s not weird at all you’re weird reuben’s sick obedient loyal and always happy to see me at the end of a long day no friend i should have said friend not pet why does he have teeth pigs do not have teeth i just don’t want to give People one more reason to call us losers embrace being a loser olivia because you’re not gonna stop being one we’re stuck like this we live in a tree house made of basic wood you hear that oh The cinematography is blowing my mind what’s the matter with you great now i’m going to smell like a pig in endercon they have conventions in minecraft world but you good times and now i’m being punished for it yes who are you use the mouse to look around and Wa i can walk this is crazy holy [ __ ] this has never been done in a game before and i can sprint holy [ __ ] gabriel the warrior you think we’ll ever get that famous oh he’s a stan maybe i’ll get famous for my sweet poster collection that lip sync is hilarious it’s like two Poses it looks so funky mouth open mouth closed the two poses this [ __ ] is just like me he completely forgets what he puts in each chest he he’s literally me give me a dragon roar reuben that was terrified that’s a major core strength not core strength arm strength He’s just walking down the ladder with his legs alone yeah dude roll let’s go how there’s no wheels in minecraft the point of the building competition isn’t just to build something we have to do something to get noticed by the judges let’s call it a bomb threat then they’ll Definitely notice us after we finish the fireworks machine like we planned oh they’re they’re actually gonna bomb it what the hell so i say we build a creep oh my there oh my [ __ ] god they’re actually doing the bomb threat oh my god i was kidding dude i already worked out today don’t Make me do this virtually man holy [ __ ] look at me go this is what this is like what playing call of duty zombies over and over again gets you oh my god this is burning my forearms dude why is this game playing it’s just got a war time of Like quick time events axel and uh how do you do no your team name team name how did you not know these were like specifically much for losing anonymously disorder of the people of the pig really see he doesn’t even look fat he just looks buff as hell that’s like the Limitations of block game they have a freaking beacon they aren’t just building a beacon they’re building a rainbow beacon we’re gonna lose what are you worried about we’ve got this nothing like false confidence look it’s the order of the losers endercon doesn’t allow outside food or drink I’m talking about your pig saying he’s food yeah i clocked that bro you’re trying to start [ __ ] you’re like you’re trying to get weight like wasted man so why don’t we just forget about all this and you know make this about how cool our builds are may the best team win Careful what you wish for he’s so smug i love it i i like the enemy team way more than the protagonist that probably speaks a lot to my character as an individual i’m not a good person holy [ __ ] look at me go holy [ __ ] look at me go A fireworks dispenser i’m so scared watch me press q like the fastest olympic speed runner you’ve ever seen watch this [ __ ] i’m crushing this why don’t we just use the firework dispenser to blow up the competition this habit sabotage was never explicitly made against the rules now the moment of truth Oh man that looks so cool guys people are looking at us what no way a bunch of dyed wolves oh we gotta help reuben come on like one of these things is alive okay certainly all of us don’t need to go help reuben i’m sure at least like we have time to put One block down and stop the lava pig tracks how could you tell those are pig tracks i have no idea what a pig’s minecraft foot looks like must have run by here that’s not good that reuben started this he’s still on fire this much this like Miss par later no i want no i wanted to walk in the cave this is the exact opposite direction i wanted to go in he’s definitely in that [ __ ] like i know how this goes there you are we gotta hurry back to town if we don’t want to run into smash cut Could it yeah could have told you that was gonna happen i think i think we’re good ran for two seconds is completely safe from harm ouch i didn’t press the arrow fast enough you’re telling me i have to keep my hands on the keyboard when i’m playing real life minecraft guys they made Minecraft a video again it looks so goofy i don’t want to die alone get away from him oh now i’m just straight boxing look oh my god why does he have so much dexterity that’s like my worst nightmare Clobbered clobbered that’s not what a pickaxe is for dumbass jesse equals jake paul confirmed yeah throwing them head hunting shots careful jesse you don’t want to get a reputation as a wimp a bit late this isn’t my first time in a cave petra yeah but have you ever seen a wither skull Fresh from the nether you’re the first person i’ve showed it to there’s this guy i’m meeting up with at endercon he’s going to trade me a diamond for it that a diamond no i it no a wither skull is worth way more than one diamond holy [ __ ] the transactions just do not carry These guys do not have the same currency conversion rates as villagers you know you could come with me i’d be honored to be your backup damn it i wasn’t trying to i wasn’t i did not make the prompt was not that dramatic why are you sounding me like such a [ __ ] one stick Plus two stones equals one sword how does he not know this hey is all this stuff yours no we’re just stealing from whoever was dumb enough to leave this here and why did it just cut off why did it cut off just place the pieces on the table i’ve played minecraft before all Right don’t lecture me i’ve gotten way cooler [ __ ] in this game than you [ __ ] don’t talk down to me about this quite making women uncomfortable no no no no no guys guys guys i would never do that remember what endercon was like before it was cool remember what we were like Before we were cool there’s no we in this how did we not notice them following us out of the cave we just suck at this don’t we it just practically makes more sense these guys are total novices at the game this is basic dream manhunt stuff the fire ass intro to be fair How’s he doing the pixar smirk i don’t like that [Applause] oh bro belly flap so when we’re making the deal i need you to let me do the talking okay we’re about to get jobs all of my secret deals feel off that’s why i usually keep them a secret I’ll be back before you know yeah i still don’t understand why she invited us like we have shown exactly zero qualifications to be like allowed in on something like this and just who are you oh rasputin i’m supposed to meet with petra not whatever you’re supposed to be One good reason why i shouldn’t walk out of here right now i’m with petra my deal is with her not her partner she’ll be here but we can get started without her do you have the skull uh well petra has it she’ll be back any minute now as long as she’s bringing it I suppose it wouldn’t kill me to wait a minute longer how do they not have phones here i should just be able to text her let’s just do this thing that’s what i thought proceed then i specifically said i would shut my mouth why have i not shut my mouth yet i do Not like it my character does not listen to the commands and is he is not of his worth take it you’ve earned it nah [ __ ] i want you to pick it up and hand it to me i do not trust suspicious chest that may or may not be trapped Uh this isn’t a diamond no it’s lapis of all the dirty underhanded tricks to pull we got absolutely robbed we suck at this dude we should have known that was going to go bad oh if it isn’t team trash bag that was your stupid pig you idiot hey Who are you calling an idiot you now move hey that was very satisfying i’m not gonna lie to you he sucks and i don’t because i’m awesome and cool and charismatic oh no fresh off the bow oh no nothing sticks to your ribs quite like a juicy pork chop reuben What’s the big idea i’m trying to run a business you’re telling me he just takes any pig he sees in the street jesus christ you’re the guy kidnapping random pigs off the street without verifying if they’re domesticated or not that’s not my problem i could definitely have just Grabbed the pig and ran like i didn’t need to use the knife but it was my only option so yeah hey what would it take to get us inside tonight uh tickets you could have just told him the deal bro just say you got robbed and like the Guy who robbed us is in there The answer is literally in the background of the thing what dramatic experience do you think like gave him that reaction to that kind of thing we’ve got a limited supply today and we’re only giving out two per customer out of slime balls for everyone please We just need one more now we need to find some random [ __ ] to buy it hit up the homie lucas he knows what’s going on we just need to find our fifth guy and we’re chilling slimy balls i laugh too why don’t i just steal the [ __ ] block He’s jumping on it can’t be that hard a homie hey uh lucas can you do me a favor anything’s possible whatever you guys are doing count me in the homie you knew i knew we could count on him one slime block it’s just like them parkour maps This is way easier than the parkour maps he just fists that whole damn thing that got oh that voice acting is so [ __ ] i feel like the chicken guy is a youtuber take that back that’s so mean there through that door how did he just intuit That like how the [ __ ] would you know that in any capacity there are a million ways to play this rob is [ __ ] what do you think you’re way more intense than i gave you credit for jesse i’m going to run his pockets i’m getting my [ __ ] back You don’t [ __ ] me on a deal like that how did the pig get up there and if we find anything else cool to steal along the way so be it right don’t want to stoop to his level but isn’t that the best way to get back In him let’s focus on finding the skull not stealing yeah cause you’re [ __ ] useless you have done nothing helpful this entire game why would anybody the creeper was the only good idea you had holy [ __ ] he’s so annoying i thought we just said no stealing man Like i you are such a hypocrite patrick i just went off on axel for doing the same [ __ ] suggesting we do the [ __ ] that you just did come on axel make yourself useful go find that skull i am uh nope you’re literally doing the exact opposite of what i just asked i should Not have interacted with it i’ve made a mistake good thief always covers his tracks fixed it oh he had the perfect crime what the hell is a command block it was everywhere in the nether what about that block in the middle i’ve never seen one of these before god power i’m just Trying to stop you from touching like potentially dangerous objects good news weird news i found the skull but the hell why’d i risk my neck for that skull if he’s got two of them already these guys suck at minecraft there’s gotta be something bigger going on here whatever This guy is doing i don’t wanna be around when he gets back soul sand plus three wither skulls that’s the recipe for a wither but how do you not know that it’s so easy that’s one of the worst monsters there is real maybe we should just grab it and get out Of here while we still can yeah the exact same thing i said to just do ah guys scatter did you recognize me oh wait surprised to see me he sounds like he’s voiced by someone from south park i can’t place it though he’s [ __ ] stupid he’s a lobotomite How did he not notice hey you what are you doing here what did you see leave him alone yeah back off pal what are you going to do about it beat the [ __ ] out of you smarter than you look hey nobody talks to my friends like that Okay now i like axel finally you’ve wasted too much of my time already why are we waiting to like kill rasputin you won’t leave of your own volition i’ll happily remove you myself wow they’ve actually made them like significantly intimidating holy [ __ ] i’m great at this i can take on jake paul Axel looks so goofy running with the [ __ ] like arm swinging [Applause] gabriel’s i’m calling it now gabriel’s in on it he’s definitely like behind the scenes a villain he could have easily grabbed one of the skulls and [ __ ] up his whole thing like it would have been So easy to just foil his plan is this from resident evil jesse is that you whispering super loudly lucas over here yeah what if that was a position of strengthening we would we like to screw it ourselves i’m a box weave build two blocks up and create him real No man left behind that’s my motto no it’s not we don’t have a model i don’t know how it can be any clear weird guy doing weird stuff freaky with the side of strain we could literally just prove it to him downstairs you really believe Anyone can be great oh he’s so short a little manly i simply didn’t work hard enough i forgot these people were promised greatness and i’m ready to deliver sorry this is how they tackle him why are you just letting him go walking have to stop him yeah just [ __ ] stand there don’t do Anything [ __ ] god wither god wither god wither we’ve weave oh my god it’s wither jesus impossible a mob that can place blocks may not be able to defeat this creature but i can yeah cause you made it you have like the off button stupid ray trace You know you have to do you have to do backslash stupid the potion axel you’ve gotta throw the real potion but finders keep you [ __ ] water on i’m gonna hit this guy jesse throw it it’s protecting itself without the command block exposed the potion is i want to [ __ ] choke that guy to Death no i’m being forward alive but what needs to happen next i can’t do alone what are we waiting for lead on this way holy [ __ ] i’m literally the main character out of my way chicken no the consequences of my actions i won’t lie that design kind of goes crazy Like that looks that looks kind of cool it looks so goofy because they’re like block people just like dodging around it’s very funny can’t believe the world has been doomed by finders keepers it was that moment of hesitation that made this [ __ ] happen this is all axel’s Fault he took the potion that stopped that like stopped it from being stopped by ivor initially ain’t he hesitated too long because he’s like a greedy prick i’m strafing like it’s halo man strafing like it’s halo oh whoops oh dude that’s so like like sudden so anti-climatic You should have slid that would have been way manlier this is the dark souls of minecraft dude i’m like i’m go-karting around look at me go b-hop b-hop b-hop i’m going left [ __ ] y’all most peaceful day on 2b2t the inner chamber is built entirely of obsidian we should be untouchable in there Damn he looks crazy in here man hurry if you can get through the portal you’ll be safe uh something’s not right here i’m everyone get in i’m so glad i looked through those chests man holy [ __ ] you have to press q so fast man yeah suck a dick random civilians Who can do this how am i supposed to find magnus and elegar the amulet will guide you wow the stone sword is doing work man thanks jesse gabriel’s still up there [ __ ] i thought i totally had that i thought i totally clicked that i said i Got cheated i got i got duped it wasn’t my fault you got scared and it’s not your i’m sorry bozo you were not there helping us at all you [ __ ] [ __ ] come on come on Oh son of a [ __ ] you again Cracked like some porcelain [ __ ] you took my most valuable potion or needless violence you [ __ ] deserve it i don’t care it makes me feel better now i will share gabriel’s face bruh skeevy little trick let’s get out of here run we’re not wearing gold how come they aren’t attacking us everybody hold on Oh no oh that’s a drop that is very very much talking about new guys what drop oh crap you weren’t kidding everybody hold on everybody who plays this game replies with there’s also creative mode it’s really easy i won’t lie right no good jesse that’s switch now do it oh arms Don’t fail me now wow i thought something bad was gonna happen there but i guess everything’s gonna be oh man man the order of the stone would we’re not great at public transit hang on reuben he’s got he’s got boots okay reuben remember how i said everything was going to be just fine Before very good feeling about it whoa yeah i think you should just never say anything ever again pat and oswald well gaster officially crossed off my to see list done with gas never need to see them crap this is bad this is bad nah there there would need to be way More redstone car rails if you wanted to make it up at incline that big that’s not accurate to minecraft physics This is what gabriel was talking about that’s our way out the surface is also where that creature is he’s right we have no idea what we’re walking into it could be dangerous well someone’s got to test it thanks for being so brave axel all right i’m gonna go i’ll go first That’s not what i was saying yeah cause you’re a [ __ ] and you can’t get anything done i hate this guy least favorite character most annoying character it’s just some random cave how long is the night in this world man it’s been night for way more than 12 minutes Mind telling me why you’re playing minecraft story mode because it’s funny in the dark in the middle of nowhere it’s dangerous to be out when it’s just dark i thought we’re headed toward a temple we’re looking for a giant building have to build a shelter i thought that was what i said but Yeah this thing is popping man look at this this place is great oh man what i’m going to tell you something you have to promise not to freak out what is it i have cookies one for me and one for everybody else and one for reuben what sorry lucas i Only have four i like lucas more than axel [ __ ] that guy that was for you jesse not him why are you being such a dick about it man i hate you so much like he is infuriating to be around i’m getting mad at a fat block character how Why am i so invested in this why like why do i care so much good ship you should head in but let’s be careful look at me looking left to right with my head and [ __ ] that’s probably not a good thing oh come on dispenser faces i thought we were friends mega roll What i totally hit that i totally hit that ship it’s just dance dance revolution man shouldn’t be hard to dispensers with that pressure plate if we can figure out a way to trigger it again i bet that’ll shut them off out of what we don’t have anything all of our tools and materials Are back home i have a few sticks left over from building the shelter last night i’ve got some flint and a piece of string all i have are some chicken feathers i picked up after that chicken machine those are all the correct ingredients if you’re good at minecraft you know Exactly what this was all right let me show these kids how it’s done wait does it need to be diagonal i don’t remember how the [ __ ] what was the order again oh it has to be vertical let’s do this quite you dummy i usually just pick up Arrows from skeletons i don’t make a whole lot [ __ ] idiot that’s why i don’t play games with you people you’re so mean to me doesn’t this look like ivor’s creepy basement it’s got like books and stuff those things are scary look the battle was fierce but the order of The stone emerged triumphant how the hell can you read it it’s gibberish five friends five together would give so much together oh the fifth is ivor isn’t five it damn they would slay a dragon ivor was a member of the order of the stone this might explain why ivor had Such a grudge against gabriel but ivor still did try to kill like everybody in existence like that’s too he took such a big risk for [ __ ] like you punched a member of the order of the stone he still deserved it i take that i take like i still believe he did he deserved That [ __ ] might not be what we thought they were but petra is still out there that monster is still out there all right reuben it’s all on you what do we do clues okay useless as usual thanks bud it’s a map of the entire world this is way Nicer than the one at endercon that’s the only thing he can think about is way better than the map with that stupid convention oh it is it’s definitely a puzzle and i’m doing absolutely nothing useful jesus christ i was doing that with no rhyme or reason until it worked it’s absolutely Incredible is it it’s just like it’s just some lights this is what gabriel wanted us to find it’s the order it’s showing where they are right now there are only two lights on that map i think i know the smart thing to do is to stop playing holy [ __ ] I’ve been going for two hours i don’t like making hard choices anybody watching this on youtube i’m in the secret service car did you know i stream live on twitch.tv slash quiet on mondays wednesdays and fridays and you missed out by not being here for this live viewing experience seriously you’re kind Of you’re kind of a loser like honestly you’re very dumb Video Information
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