Minecraft Story Mode: The Netflix/Xbox Series Episodes 6-8

Previously on minecraft story mode that glow that enchantment is the work of a very old group of builders a group so old that they existed even before the order of the stone [Applause] [Applause] oh [Applause] okay guys i’m seeing grass forest lots of ground in all directions all good signs so far um verdict says definitely not our world you owe me to iron lucas pay up okay okay here told you it was a dumb bet oh who asked you

Would you guys quit goofing around this is kind of a serious situation sorry yeah sorry i was just uh i’m just worried about excellent olivia what why well if they followed us back to that old builder temple and went through the portal they would arrive in sky city to find it

Overflowing with monsters yeah at least we already built them the bridge that is more than we started with okay so maybe they did but they can handle themselves no problem they’ll find the next portal just like we did and hopefully we’ll all be back together again soon

Well i for one vote that we not be so hasty to try and get out of here who knows what sorts of treasures this new world could hold besides unless the next portal is disguised as a tombstone i’m not seeing it anywhere near here you guys see some sort of shape over there

Yeah what is that let’s find out [Applause] [Applause] It says invitation and then read immediately your life depends on it greetings traveler yep that seems about right reading jesse got your back i i humbly invite you to my mansion for an evening of food and festivity with your fellow adventurers that’s awesome yeah weird right whoa toss it here Petra any time now you can read right hang on hang on need to find jesse’s place i’ve got it come to my home on the hill just follow the path please look out for zombies sincerely the hoax nice warning come on there’s the path I must say this is the highest concentration of zombies i’ve ever seen in one place you think this host is gonna be legit jesse i just asked because this place hasn’t exactly been friendly so far hey the invitation was classy though well i hope so i wouldn’t mind getting

Out of the zombies for a bit i’m going to want to live and say that’s the place we’re looking for race you guys there oh yeah i don’t race so much anymore bad bad knees you pick up that excuse at the same place you got that haircut because they’re both awful

Hey just try not to die okay i’m trying to keep everyone together here sure sure that’s fine you gotta catch me first So [Applause] ugh Hmm so you hear that too right almost sounds like Execute maneuver 66 stairs Nailed it okay okay you won that one jesse let’s maybe get inside the mansion before we pat ourselves on the back too much shall we That front door is definitely a no-go stick with me guys huh the heck what what’d you see you just gasped like you’d seen something run now talk later good plan Great there’s no door back here how are we supposed to get in There we should be able to build up and break in through there trees we can cut those down good plan and now my inventory is full of wood blocks hey you never know when those will come in handy looks like some kind of kitchen in there

Then break the window and get us into the blasted place Hope the host doesn’t mind us breaking their window i’m sure he’ll find it in his heart to forgive us Wow some kitchen you know i don’t care if you took it just give it back i’m telling you for the last time sparkles i didn’t i think we could avoid a lot of unpleasantness hi oh ha ha ha very very funny show up super late make us all sit and wonder

What the heck is going on this is your house right because if it is we’ve all been waiting for like hours it’s room now easy torque dog jesse are you going to take this one or shall i we’re not the host of whatever this is sorry we’re just here to hide from the

Sea of zombies yeah it’s pretty bad out there in case you hadn’t noticed no way be polite no i’m i’m afraid we’re not the ones behind this either this is torque dog sup and i’m captain sparkles no maybe you know that already captain sparkles i’ve got like nine million fans captain sparkles

Are you saying that with a z petra show some respect the man’s a captain sorry captain civilians am i right those are your names like your real names yes oh it’s weird well anyway i’m jesse that’s petra ivor and lucas charmed jesse that’s a girl’s name What are you guys anyway some sort of a loser patrol oh come on that was hilarious actually we’re the order of the stone legendary heroes kind of a big deal legendary heroes i ain’t never heard of you torque talk cool it that sea of zombies

Has us all trapped so we just need to try our best to get along worst day ever just try and look on the bright side I hate so much about the way you choose to be maybe we can all work together to get through those zombies power and numbers and all that that’s what we’re trying to figure out just can’t get everyone to work together i tell you what the minute all them

Weird zombies are gone pork dog is out of here okay so the sea of zombies isn’t normal it’s good to hear two moons is normal though right um the moons ah yeah why don’t you know about this stuff you from like out of town or something did you hear that

Nothing’s backed by fun but what’s up with the lights is everyone okay hey what’s going on hey jesse jesse come here you’ve got a girl’s name torque dog torque dog so i’m guessing calling dibs on his inventory would be ivor not classy just needed to see where we stood

Jesse isn’t just a girl’s name all those arrows this is inventory everywhere how did that who one minute he’s alive the next gun poof wow you seem pretty broken up about this were you guys close i mean not really he was kind of a tough guy to be close with but it’s still

Terrible everyone stand back let me see what i can figure out this is why is this happening gunpowder redstone dust leather pants pretty much what you’d expect i guess ah who would do this there’s the trapdoor that sucked up torque dog’s stuff looks like it’s a match set with that

Arrow dispenser up there but you saw his stuff he didn’t really have anything worth stealing perhaps it was simply to dispose of the evidence guys found something strange about this arrow yeah i’ve worked you know potions and enchantments and weird stuff like that what do you make of it smells like yes

Potion of poison oh is it a tipped arrow oh i’ve heard of those they’re they’re still pretty new oh nasty stuff using potions to make arrows the possibilities are fascinating would you stop pointing that thing all over the place you’re making me nervous you ever seen them use like this before

In a trap like this no way could have sworn i saw someone doing a tutorial on how to make those not too long ago my nerves are too shot to remember who right now well let me know if it comes back to you hello everything okay in here whoa

What’s with the crowd i was just about to get everyone together to tell them at once okay hang on a minute it’s you i recognize you excuse me yes what it’s a long story but that’s actually impossible there’s no way we could have met before i’ll show you follow me um okay

Lizzy hi did you see all these new oh you’ve got them with you well first it was the portraits of the people already here then poof you guys whoa that’s unexpected yeah no kidding they’re absolutely exquisite perfect well not perfect absolutely perfect Must have been when we showed up flattering how well they captured our likenesses some of us what are you talking about yours looks just like you i just can’t figure it out who would have done this we’ve kind of been asking ourselves the same question well that’s definitely not a good sign

Come on everyone let’s huddle up in the dining room i wonder if he told them yet can’t wait to hear the big news me neither oh i hope there’s cake guess not come on let’s do this come on winslow Here let me introduce you all properly you guys already met cassie rose and ld shadow lady but my friends call me lizzy this is stacy plays stampy cat and that’s dan the diamond mine cart when did your hair change color wasn’t it it’s funny before you guys showed up

We all knew each other here they’re the order of the stone jessie petra lucas and ivor apparently they’re famous heroes where they come from you said that was news is it good good news uh yeah it’s um bad news i’m afraid tork dog is dead good heavens wait what but tork

Dog was so tough there was nothing that could take him down what happened yeah what on earth is going on here sparkles well this is going well so far easy easy everyone we’re looking into it we’re gonna figure it out and i’m just supposed to trust you stacy

Hey they were there when torque dog died too they can help I can’t believe chalk dog’s gone just like that so what happened to his stuff whoa how can you say that what it’s a valid question whoa come on everyone come on don’t get greedy just i want to know what happened for curiosity’s sake this stuff just disappeared went down

This weird hole in the floor are we just supposed to take your word for that guys i saw it too jesse was poking around in torque dug stuff right before it got sucked into a hopper so i’m looking at this situation i’m trying to figure something out is this

Just about torque dog or is there a bigger picture yeah why have our portraits i don’t know guys knowing talk dog i think this might just be about him am i picking up some beef here uh what no i don’t know what you’re talking about Okay but then why invite us all here that’s true haven’t thought about that well someone brought us here for a reason including talk dog what if we’re all in danger oh my gosh dan’s right whoever’s doing this they could be hunting us hunting us hey come on everyone if there’s one

Thing i believe in it’s teamwork if we all stick together and get through this as a team we’ll be fine inspiring there you go guys teamwork makes the dream work wow oh all of this danger talk has my stomach all queasy stampy come over here i need to talk to you about something

Lizzy busy the more i think about it the more i think that there’s something these people really don’t want us to know one of them’s gotta know the truth about what’s going on here it’d be nice to figure out what on earth is going on here especially if we’re gonna be stuck

With these people until dawn And what makes you so sure about that i i don’t know just a feeling i guess and a past history with tumultuous social circles let’s get investigating then hey there dan lizzy oh uh hello hi there if you don’t mind i actually had some questions about this twerk dog situation yeah go ahead Lizzy seems like you’re not much of a torque dog fan what’s the deal oh come on you met him right nobody liked that guy i’m just the only one who will actually admit it he um yeah he definitely wasn’t the nicest person seemed like people were really interested in seeing torque dogs

Inventory any idea why an adventurer like him he could have had all kinds of cool stuff torque dog was clearly targeted with this trap why him well he was bragging about having some kind of rare item wouldn’t show it to anyone of course typical talk dog so this rare item that torque dog

Claimed to have well can you tell me about it we don’t know exactly yeah sorry okay okay that’s it for now thanks what’d you find out it’s all tangled up but it sounds like torque dog claimed to have some sort of rare item i didn’t see anything like that in his inventory though

Yeah something’s not quite adding up here Hey guys stampy and stacy right oh um uh hello hey jesse what’s up i know things are a little nuts right now but i’ve got some questions oh really uh but what Seems like lizzie and torque dog really didn’t like each other know anything else about that all that real shame real shame he broke into her house and stole a bunch of stuff from her she was super upset about it you don’t say stacy you seem pretty curious about what

Was in torque dogs inventory what’s up with that well torkdog was a pretty notorious thief i was just curious what he had that’s it anyone you can think of that would want something bad to happen to torque dog um well i never had that big of a problem

With him personally but i know other people did quite a few actually I don’t know if you noticed but he was a bit of a griefer yeah and a thief thief huh interesting thanks you two this has been enlightening no problem yeah no problem so did you find anything out from stacy or sturdy cat stampy cat right right so did you find anything out

Apparently torquedawg was a well-known thief a thief huh that might have something to do with it don’t you think agreed hey sparkles and cassie rose yeah yep hi that’s me hey there jesse oh winslow says hi too you mind if i ask you guys some questions nope what are the questions

Cassie you seem pretty upset about people wanting to poke around twerk dogs inventory oh was i yeah yeah you were why was that well it was just so it’s insensitive right i mean it it just happened and she was all curious about what was in his pockets just made me mad i guess There was drama between lizzie and torque dog right got any insight sorry i’m not getting wrapped up in that especially now the torque dog is you know but it’s weird right definitely seems like there’s some beef not that i um want to get into rumors or anything like that

Got any guesses why someone would kill torque dog oh gosh gosh um he was a little prickly around the edges you know you’d have to ask other people about that i didn’t really know him i don’t want to say anything mean about a guy that’s not here to defend himself

But well you met him right prickly is kind of an understatement i asked stacey about why she wanted to see torque dog’s inventory so bad she said she was just curious just like me what a coincidence sparkles cassie winslow thanks for the time no problem uh yeah anytime

Get anything out of them found out this group has a whole lot of secrets they’re keeping from each other it’s definitely something So torquedawg was a thief and he supposedly had something rare but i feel like there’s still a piece missing no one will tell me what this rare item is i uh i think i can shed some light on that situation actually well now my curiosity is peaked

He already had me at rare item of course he did why is everyone so secretive about this thing what’s the big deal There’s a temple way out in the middle of nowhere no one knows who built it but it’s been there forever people have been trying to track down the temple’s location for ages because they want this treasure supposedly deep in its basement now it looks just like an ordinary flint and steel but it’s

Actually super rare it’s got this enchantment on it it can open portals to other worlds exactly wait what you know about the enchanted flint and steel how did you know that did have you have you seen it have you seen it today Hey i’m just a really good guesser i was just putting pieces together i don’t really have any idea what you’re talking about uh not to be cynical but i’m not sure i believe you but i do think i’m starting to figure out why we’re all here everyone everyone whoever killed torque dog whoever

Invited us they’re after the enchanted flint and steel someone find the lights quick greetings adventurers i am the white pumpkin one of you is the treasure i desire and i will not rest until it is mine even if i have to resort to murdering move right here today take your sparkles

I like it i really don’t I actually saw him in the window when we first got him he’s been in here the whole time i’m still getting out of here so much for a nice dinner Shut the door shut the door come here winslow don’t be scared so we’re stuck in here and if we’re stuck in here we’re all doomed i thought i heard sparkle say something about a flint and steel oh please don’t bring that up again well obviously talk

Dog didn’t steal it okay but who then ah jesse Well i guess i’m next then nope not happening but your inventory’s clean right no flint and steel why would he want you i suppose he’s just being thorough also i’m sure i’ve got something he wants well i’m sure there’s a perfectly logical explanation for how the white pumpkin is doing all this

I mean the whole place has got to be rigged with traps right torque dog trap sparkles trap yeah we need to find out what makes these traps tick all right i’m gonna investigate that dining room cool i’ll keep those guys in the hall for now

So i can keep an eye on everyone an excellent idea don’t want them messing up the crime scene i’m sticking with you jesse doesn’t seem safe to wander off alone okay people clear out this is a crime scene okay how are you doing this white pumpkin This looks like the exact spot where the white pumpkin appeared but now just a portrait unless It’s just a costume on an armor stand with a jukebox for the voice no sign of how it was triggered wow the white pumpkin must have some amazing redstone skills to rig up something like this but why must have taken a lot of work to rig up They must have a reason for it i think it could have been to throw us off the trail make us think there were two white pumpkins or something well hopefully something else in here can shed a little more light on the situation Man poor sparkles crushed under sand oh really nasty way to go Okay so this was the dining table where we were all gathered together right before Okay let’s give this a shot just like before i am the white pumpkin one of you just like the treasure i desire and i will not rest until it is mine even if i have to resort to murder he’s back the white pumpkin’s back don’t worry everyone it’s just a dummy a white

Pumpkin costume on an armor stand wait what why the trap that killed sparkles the whole show with the white pumpkin it was all triggered by a button on the table but what does that mean i am so creeped out right now understandably it means that the white pumpkin is toying with us

He set up this whole house as a trap and now he’s just watching us get snared in it wait so you’re saying that the white pumpkin is one of us that’s right mr stampy one of us is a murderer and he sat right yeah Wait but that’s not where jesse found the button before there’s more than one i’ll see if i can find all of them nice work jesse yes i must say i’m relieved to know that there’s a logical explanation for what the white pumpkin’s been doing so what now

Feels like we’ve made some good progress so far though right We need to pull together all our evidence and see how it connects that tipped arrow means the white pumpkin is a master brewer and the traps show that he’s a real redstone expert okay that’s all of them if you could all please take the same seat you were at

Before four of your seats are marked these are the seats that had a button to activate the trap that means the white pumpkin could only be dan stampy lizzy or lucas wait you’re accusing us wait what i echoed their sentiments exactly i didn’t even see a button me neither this is crazy

Hey hey hey i’m not accusing anyone yet it sure sounds like you’re accusing us stranger and i don’t care for it i’m taking charge now and i’m going to get to the bottom of this i want everyone separated i’m going to talk to each suspect one by one so i can

Find out who’s telling the truth and who’s lying i got a whole lot of questions and i want nice little matching answers for each and every one of them understand me loud and clear yes crystal clear who are you gonna interrogate first lizzy Jesse listen there’s been a lot of talk thrown around today i don’t know what people have told you i don’t know what you believe but i’ll just admit it i want my enchanted flynn and steel as much as anyone probably more than any of them i’ve been searching for it for years

Do you know how much it’s stung to have dan dan swoop in and take it from under my nose so aggravating hang on i thought you said you found it well i as good as found it i did the research i did the studying i was all

Prepared to go in there and finally get it when that little goggle-wearing goon swept in and stole it first listen i just want to get out of here and get on with my day what do you have to hear to be convinced that the wet pumpkin isn’t me know what this is

Tipped arrow kind of shoddy work though definitely not one of mine if that’s what you’re wondering some noob made that thing stampy asked me once about how to make those could be one of his plus i taught cassie and stacey how to make those a while back

You like using redstone ever make traps with the stuff i’m fine i guess i can make lights and doors and stuff you want to do advanced stuff you got to talk to stampy he was the tri-block champion try block champion yeah like two or three years in a row if i recall correctly

I’m just gonna be straight who do you think stole the flint and steel well it wasn’t me if you’re curious if i had an enchanted flint and steel i’d be off exploring some of the world with it [Applause] but me and dan have been competing to find that thing for years

You’re looking for a likely culprit i’d look at that guy i’ll keep that in mind thanks for your time lizzy that’s all for now Who’s up next Can you send dan in please right I saw lizzy on the way out i don’t know what she told you but i’m telling you you’ve got the wrong guy honest i would never hurt anyone you’ve got to believe me if anyone’s been wronged here it’s me that enchanted flint and still everyone’s talking about i found that

That’s mine at least it was before someone stole it and now everything’s gone completely crazy people getting caught in horrible traps everyone accusing of blaming each other that’s why you invited everyone here huh to find out who stole it what no no no no i didn’t invite anyone that’s not

What’s going on i was invited here same as everyone else i’m not the white pumpkin you’ve got to believe me what can i tell you to convince you so how do you rate your redstone knowledge me not much not really my scene you want to know more about that stuff you should

Ask stampy he was the tribal champion yeah three years in a row according to lizzie there you see he’s the only one here who could have built such amazing traps know anything about this oh wow uh no i’ve never seen anything like that before no tipped arrows not ringing a bell made

Using potions have you talked to stampy yet he loves bows and arrows and stuff out with it who stole the flint and steel i i don’t like accusing people but my guess would be stampy he likes to play off like he’s not interested in it but i

Know he wants it just as much as any of us do you can go now dan thanks jesse thank you and when stampy comes in don’t forget to ask him about redstone he’s amazing with that stuff want me to send in stampy yeah send him in

Jesse i’m telling you this is just crazy absolutely crazy total misunderstanding i don’t even want that flint and steel thingy not um as much as the others at any rate did i hear someone saying that it has something to do with portals i don’t have any interest in portals no sir not

Parole mr stampy cat thank you it’s me stumpy everyone’s friend oh come on now mr stampy i thought you were some legendary adventurer [Applause] you want me to believe that you don’t want an ancient artifact that lets you travel to different worlds oh i mean that does sound tempting but

Uh no no thank you i’m fine with my local legend status i’m a man of simple pleasures Please just tell me what you want to know what do you know about redstone what’s your skill level with the stuff well well you know about average average level moderate i don’t know how these things are graded these days that’s funny because i heard you know all about redstone

What what what are you talking about i just i don’t understand why are you staring at me like that what what know anything about this oh wow what is that some sort of magic arrow no i’ve never seen anything like it before honest you know who would love

To see something like that though lizzy she’s worried about potions and brewing and all of that she’s way better with that stuff than i am good with potions you say very good could probably even teach a class okay enough dancing around who do you think took the flint and steel

I don’t think it was ever actually stolen oh yeah so dan got it ahead of lizzy right and she was pretty angry about it i think he made up that story about it being stolen so she’d think he didn’t have it anymore classic damn move your excuse tampy thank you for your time

Ah thank goodness this room is making me very nervous oh come on this is nuts you had a button too fair’s fair it’s your buddy’s turn next hey jesse ah my final suspect here to point more fingers and blame more people i’m sure i didn’t push the button you

Know i figured thanks though how’s it been going in here it is just non-stop whispering and rumors out there me petra naivor pretty much been sticking to ourselves so hard to say i mean the way they keep throwing each other on the minecart tracks it’s like they’re all guilty

Well if there’s one person who can untangle it it’s you thanks lucas come on suspect time to return to the others so have you decided yes who do you think the white pumpkin really is hang on hang on everyone first of all i want to thank everyone for answering my questions

There’s still not 100 proof of anyone but yes where are your suspicions lainey jesse jesse was definitely questioning stampy the longest what no dan was in there way longer hey not cool guys guys come on Right now evidence seems to point to lizzy what no way she’s the only one i was talking to who had any idea about the tipped arrows that were used to kill torque dog oh come on guys you can’t really be doing this i vote we lock her back up in that

Library and wait till morning i fully endorse this plan sorry lizzy but we can’t take any chances here guys you know me i’m no killer i’m not the white pumpkin well that was certainly some excitement yeah no kidding if the white pumpkin is still roaming around though he might be trying

To set up more traps we need to figure out how these things work like we know that the sparkles trap was triggered by those buttons under the table but what about the trap that turned tork dog into a pin cushion if we figure out how these things work we

Might be able to find more proof about who the white pumpkin is how they’re operating petra’s got a good point it must have been triggered from nearby just like the table buttons sounds like we need to investigate near the trap then you guys go on ahead

I’m gonna stay here keep an eye on these other people i don’t want them trying anything when we’re not looking thanks lucas Back in the kitchen so what are we looking for exactly Buttons like back in the dining room conspicuous white pumpkins lying around lizzy’s a potions expert we need to see if we can find anything that we can link to her like more of those tipped arrows got it i’m on the lookout hmm i wonder where tork dog stuff went

When he got sucked away and sparkle stuff for that matter Does this painting have eye holes oh yeah how did i not notice that before seems worth taking a closer inspection oh it’s some sort of secret passageway very clever what do you suppose that lever does okay everyone make sure you’re nowhere near that arrow trap More of those potion-covered arrows nasty well looks like we found out how the white pumpkin killed talk dog yeah and how he’s getting around the house i assume we’re investigating the creepy passageway i think we’ve come too far to turn around now well after you then i hope lizzie’s okay locked up What if there are more traps in there hey do you trust me or not i don’t need people second guessing me on this jeez okay okay sorry yes keep that temper up and people will start to think you’re the white pumpkin what do you think that is no idea but look however

The amount of redstone wiring that must be hidden in this place amazing yeah and deadly i’m guessing that must activate another trap maybe one that’s visible through that peephole see anything that this lever might be connected to What you see it’s the library i can see lizzy locked up in there hey i have to speak to you damn what how’d you get in here i snuck in past that blond guy uh lucas but i had to speak to you it’s really important dan slow down what are you saying

It was me i killed sparkles dan you’re the white pumpkin oh what no no no i swear it was an accident i just i don’t understand how could it be an accident i swear i had no idea there was this button i’m not good with buttons i

Had to push it i had no idea what it would do now i feel awful you’ll have to excuse me when i say it’s a little hard to believe i know i know it sounds ridiculous i’ve been beating myself up about it ever since it happened and then you got

Locked up in here i just had to come in and clear my conscience the white pumpkin he’s in there then let’s go kick his butt Or what on earth what’s going on the door’s locked jesse spiders they’re everywhere okay i’ll see if i can get in another way Oh no what a shame enjoying the party That’s my cue come on jesse are you okay Try to keep up soul sand Your legs about oh this guy this guy’s fit there jesse i’ll cut him off lucas Oh jesse lucas hey give me a moment i’m trying to figure this one out myself okay yeah this looks pretty bad lucas you let the white pumpkin get away hey i came really close all right he took me by surprise stuffed this pumpkin on my head it’s not like you caught him any

More than i did well what’s going on in here no you called the white pumpkin grab him quit on it get out of our way jesse yeah it’s all out in the open now you can’t defend your friend anymore no no no i know what’s going on here and

I won’t stand for it one of you is still the white pumpkin and you’re just trying to pin it on lucas yeah bold words especially coming from someone with a knack for locking up innocent people it’s the facts jesse these horrible things only started happening when your group arrived and now

Lizzie is gone too I say we throw him outside and let nature take its course what out outside outside where all the googlies are no you can’t do that yeah uh i don’t know i still have my suspicions about lucas but jesse did save me i don’t feel right about trucking your friend to the zombies

Brave stance man at least you’re reasonable yeah unlike some of these people fine thank you don’t go celebrating yet we’ve still got to do something with you so you’re not roaming around freely what like lock me up in a closet or something there was a closet in the main hall with

A lovely metal door seems like a perfect place to lock someone up wait i was mostly joking i guess that’s fair but i’m keeping guard because i still don’t trust him that cool with everyone that’s funny because i don’t trust you it’s fine jesse i’ll watch over lucas awesome come on cassie

But don’t go getting any funny ideas blonde guy this isn’t because i like you or anything no of course not be quiet prisoners aren’t supposed to talk okay well what are we supposed to do now we need to figure out how we’re going to clear lucas’s name and i’d like to do it

Sooner rather than later seems like some of these people are getting a little stir crazy somehow the white pumpkin was able to escape that room when lucas chased him into it we need to figure out how he did that sounds like a plan to me Hmm Um Whoa another secret passage well this looks promising i wonder what order these need to be in okay that seems like a step in the right direction Yeah that seems right there we go awesome Oh wow you got it open yeah you guys should stay here it could be dangerous no i totally want to follow you into your friend’s creepy secret passageways ah seriously you really think lucas didn’t haven’t proven that he didn’t yet technically true hey we’re gonna prove he’s innocent you’ll see

Sure well see you back here at quarter to never come on petra thanks for having my back wow that is deep guess it leads down to whatever the white pumpkin calls home i wonder how he gets down there maybe in addition to walking through walls he can fly for all we know oh

It’s just i’m really worried about lucas those people think they’re all safe but the white pumpkin is still running around and he could strike again at any minute not to mention all those people back there have been so ungrateful so petty ah it’s just so frustrating hey petra i

Understand okay i’m with you you’re right i know you’re right sorry jesse i just really needed to get that off my chest we’re gonna get through this let’s start by figuring out how we’re gonna get down there huh you know the drill what have you got in

Your inventory didn’t you have all those wood blocks sorry i was whittling earlier nervous habit well luckily those should do just the trick you thinking ladder yeah gonna need a lot of them i’ll race ya you’re on oh you already finished yours yup slowpoke thanks i needed that all right we got a

Lot more of these to make let’s get to work okay that’s one down lots more to go See told you yeah i just hope this works you think we’re gonna find the white pumpkin down here with all these secret passageways it’s so hard to tell where he might be no i think he’s still upstairs we should still be prepared for anything hey do you hear

Lots and lots of zombies yeah i do I’m starting to smell them too oh ditto gross Oh that explains all the zombie noises What in the world is that some sort of like zombie spawner does that mean the white pumpkin actually made the sea of zombies outside that’s what it looks like what’s that i think this is where people’s stuff goes after those hoppers upstairs suck it up you’re right i think that’s lizzie’s

Okay but where’s the loot going from here hopefully right to the white pumpkin hey you see the light coming out of that tunnel too right oh yeah and it doesn’t look like it’s blocked off like all the uh zombie filled ones we can get up there i think we might be

Able to follow the loot to wherever it’s going well that’s awesome nice fine how do you want to get up there grab some dirt petrol we’re going climbing okay i think we can jump from here Oh that was almost embarrassing thanks jesse no problem Weird that almost sounds like cats It’s just some sort of growing station weird The white pumpkin must have heard us What stampy cat boy you gave me a fright what are you doing down here what are we doing down here yes it looks terribly suspicious you know yeah it does looks like we’re catching you in the act white pumpkin nope not not me that’s not me i was just curious

Come on you guys i can’t be the white pumpkin i’m stampy cat i’m no murderer huh i needed to find you because i have something important to tell you i have something to confess something i haven’t told anyone where is this going No i stole it from damn it was just supposed to be a joke a harmless prank but then well you’ve seen what happened wow who’da thought i knew people wanted it but i had no idea that that this would happen oh it’s terrible wow stampy cat with the

Enchanted flint and steel i didn’t see that one coming definitely suspicious i know and that’s why i had to keep it a secret i may be a thief but i’m no killer but that white pumpkin is and he’s killing people for it and now we’re down in his lair

I was thinking maybe i should just give it to the white pumpkin what just maybe that would make it all stop right maybe no stampy you should hang on to it yeah who knows what’ll happen if it changes hands again i suppose you’re right That looks like a layer door if i ever saw one Oh wow very creepy i would not put this in my top 10 places i’ve ever been well there’s where the meowing is coming from don’t worry we’ll get out of here as soon as we find something that proves the white pumpkin’s identity I’m guessing this chest should have oh yep we’ve got sticks anything else oh wow ender pearls sweet that must be how the white pumpkin got down that elevator shaft looks like a typical brewing stand must be where the white pumpkin made the tipped arrows that killed torque dog

Didn’t lizzie say that she taught cassie and stacey how to make those too oh yeah yeah she did that chest definitely seems important okay kitty kitty can you scoot out of the way please i need to get in the chest no bad kitty oh stupid cats need

Something to distract it if i’m gonna get that chest open should be able to get some string from those cobwebs it’ll go perfectly with those sticks i found Oh no where everyone’s stuff gets collected Those poor people Petra did you see this that’s the portal hallway yeah it looks like the white pumpkins been there too let’s see here legend of the world portals basic portal theory portals and you wow they’re all about portals that’s pretty obsessive Oh to get a fish cats love fish yeah now just to figure out where i can catch one Ah wow nice catch jesse thanks bet that cattle love this Okay here kitty get the fishy There you go jeez many cats so many cats oh cats give me the creeps no offense stampy none taken i’m not really a cat yes i can finally get in here now it’s full of portraits loads of them Oh i don’t like that i guess he already had all the xed out ones ready to go yep besides petra we’ve got dan stacy stampy lucas ivor and oh hey there’s me but what does it all mean the cats the crossed out portraits yeah the portraits there was one person

Who didn’t have a crossed out portrait someone who’s a known cat person okay so who did it yes you figured it out Uh jesse oh i’ve got it cassie’s the one with the missing portrait it must be cassie yeah i guess you’re right uh not only is she the white pumpkin but she owns way way too many cats well come on you guys it’s time to prove lucas’s innocence and catch us a white pumpkin

I’ll go round everyone up what’s going on yeah you’ve got an awful long time what’s going on here did you even find anything jesse go on yeah i can’t wait to hear this no sign of cassie but are you gonna tell them or should i just do it

I don’t know what you’re talking about jessie go on is this going where i think this is going well jesse go on cassie tell them tell us what cass it sounds like jessie’s trying to make you think that i’m the white pumpkin that’s impossible no way no way jesse

I’m afraid you’re gonna have to do better than that look at the facts we caught lucas with that pumpkin head right after poor lizzy got taken out i think you’re just lying to protect him cassie’s making a lot of sense right now do you have any evidence to back you up

There’s something that’s been bothering me for a while now something that happened in the great hall shortly after tork dog was hit with that trap what’s that go on jesse you’ve got this Where is this going shh let jesse finish cassie rose was already in the room no one else there and tork dog’s picture was somehow crossed out that doesn’t prove anything lucas is still way guiltier looking well what about what came next when we were down in the basement we

Found some very interesting items items for the white pumpkins evening festivities and there was one very significant detail what was this evidence shh i think jessie’s about to tell everyone The white pumpkin had portraits all ready to go pre-exed out one for each of us except for cassie oh that’s good you’re doing great jesse now going for the kill metaphorically but it was the last piece of evidence to your friends that helped me really figure out who we were dealing with here

Cats dozens of calico cats and they all look just like winslow an amusing story jesse but if you saw all these supposed cats just like mine then what color is winslow it shouldn’t be a problem if you saw a hundred cats really Winslow is black white and orange cassie is this all true this whole thing has been about your crazy scheme to get a portal key hasn’t it killing whoever gets in your way how very clever jesse well i guess that’s it then you caught me i am the murderer

I just don’t believe this i know i was shocked too i’m relieved but also surprised always the quiet ones but cassie i still don’t understand why a portal key i’ve been stuck in this stupid world with its stupid two moons for years trapped with a portal right under my

Nose but no key to open it that is until i finally heard that this world’s portal key had been found i knew it was one of you so i tried my best to earn your friendship figure out who had it cassie how could you we shared cookies together cookies

Wow that sounds really hard of course i can’t really empathize because see i have a portal key you really wanted one of these huh yeah you little we need to do something with you cassie rose i vote we build an obsidian prison and surround it with love no no no no no

I won’t let you do that i can’t no this is your fault you did this to me i’ll fight all of you each and every one of you another trap we need to dig her out after everyone she’s hurt she can dig herself out she did terrible things but no one deserves this

Yeah yeah wait look i can’t believe it she’s gone what a way to go yeah i guess in all the chaos she forgot where her own traps were wow that’s awful poor cassie she did some terrible things but no one deserves to be trapped away from home like that

If only she had just asked us for help we could have avoided this whole thing hey it’s morning i guess i guess that’s it then yeah we’re free and we’re alive let’s not waste it standing around there could still be traps everywhere in here Oh i’ve never been so happy to smell rotting glass yeah that is yikes that is pretty rank i feel bad thinking about the people who aren’t here to smell it talk dog sparkles lizzy and cassie i guess ah that’s a good point yeah i didn’t mean to depress anyone i

Just can’t stop thinking about them it is really sad that they’re gone but i think they’d be happy that you guys made it out okay i think you’re right lucky for us that portal brought you here speaking of which i have no idea how to begin finding our exit portal

Well cassie said it was right under her nose right that’s true maybe it’s nearby hey what do you know there it is a fabulous coincidence so i guess this is goodbye huh yeah just let us know if you ever accidentally find yourselves in our world that’s really nice of you but i don’t

Think we can really pull to a hop without a portal key oh well i think stampy’s got you covered there you stole the portal key from me it was just meant to be a prank a harmless prank and i’m so sorry so very very sorry yeah come on it’s stampy you know he

Would never actually try to hurt anyone and so the drama continues fascinating hey it’s cool guys you can share it make like your own order of the stone yeah all right i guess i can live with you that’s a wonderful idea well i’m not great at goodbyes so i’m

Actually just gonna start walking home thanks for everything yeah me too travel safe you guys bye what a strange strange bunch of individuals Cassie what’s her name was talking about being trapped here from another world what if she was one of the old builders portal keys other worlds it all adds up i guess i know man that’s too bad if it’s true seeing as she turned out to be you know the white pumpkin and all

Yes hadn’t thought about that i just can’t believe that we finally met someone who might be an old builder and she’s a pumpkin wearing serial killer typical well here we are would you care to do the honors jesse huh that’s weird winslow What happened i can’t see a thing well that’s ominous do you hear that Endermites and there it is jesse you’re trapped stuck just like i’ve been in this rotten world come on cassie just let us go and we can go our separate ways after everything you’ve done to me no i don’t know how much time you’ve spent with endermites but the poor things are eternally hungry

I would throw the flint and steel up here before i drop you down to find out how sharp their teeth are god guys i dropped the flint and steel when we fell i have no idea where it went tick tock tick tock what’s it gonna be the flint and steel or your lives

Just give me the flint and steel and i’ll let you go free i don’t believe her just because i hate this place doesn’t mean it’s so bad i’m sure you’re way dumber than i am you’ll probably acclimate and learn to love it why don’t you just go find your own

Have you not been paying attention at all that’s what i’ve been trying to do for years nope this is taking too long i’ll just let the endermites eat you and fish it out of your inventory it’ll be the best fishing trip ever when shall my pet activate the trap

When something done making it prepare for your chest guys Without a lever or button will never get these iron doors open just hold on guys i’m going to get up to the control panel oh that is disorienting Uh just started going faster she booby-trapped her booby traps so paranoid What you thought you could do it just like that time to get leverage give it a key jesse guys no no hey jesse guys holy crap you’re all alive thank goodness yeah for now don’t worry i found a lever throw it down okay get ready Got it okay you guys get to safety i need to find that flint and steel you’re not a fast lander are you Jesse look at me you didn’t have it either oh no it’s mine nope no we are going home i won’t let you have it sir don’t listen to the white pumpkin winslow bring the shiny thing to me This is no after all this time i’m free wait so we have to go if i told you about wandering off i think you should give that back cassie It stays on fire forever well and so that’s the last of the obstacles we’re finally going home come on hey hey white pumpkin yes jesse just wanted to get your attention i got it excellent i did it you’re all tired now no thank you got it Well jesse i bet you’re real proud of yourself look at me stuck again out of vendor pearls and that’s where she wanted us to end up trapped in my own truck of course of course i’m really sorry it had to be this way cassie i wish you could have gone differently me too

Wait at least don’t leave me here all alone give me my cat my dear sweet winslow he’s my best my only friend please here kitty hear you pain in the butt kitty ah there you are winslow who loves you come to master oh there you are there you are

You and me are together forever just like it was always meant to be trapped together forever just me and my little winslow wow so she kept the real portal hidden down here all this time unless this one is a trap too i don’t know if even she’d be that

Paranoid only one way to find out good side so far yeah no trick floors or arrows or anything okay sure but who’s going first we’re a team we all go together ready one two three adventure Ah Get off of me get it off What just happened Nice lakes ow come on That was crazy why would there even be a fire world I marked that one down as fireworld wow how’d you come up with that gem of a name okay did i miss something here yeah what’s up with you what’s up with me what’s up i’m tired of all this useless portal hopping trying to find our way

Home what’s on the other side of that portal a lake of fire and netherrack awesome let’s go there come on petra i know it’s tough but we’re the order of the stone we don’t just give up i know you love your pep talks and all jesse they don’t exactly get us any

Closer to home do they lucas you’re on fire again see this is what i’m talking about we’re stuck in a rut go through a portal avoid dying long enough to get back to this stupid hallway wash rinse repeat yes it would be nice if whoever made these left some sort of signs guideposts Now that you mentioned it some of these do look more dangerous than others like the one we just came through kind of like a warning that there is in fact nothing but fire on the other side ah petra where are you going may not be guide posts but someone must be able to

Tell us how to navigate these stupid portals okay this one’s redstone redstone means smart people hopefully smart enough to help us find the way home at the very least it’s got to be better than fire world seems a bit flimsy petra i promise you we’ll find the portal home

It’s that or die trying right so what are you saying here huh that you’ve made up your mind you’re just gonna go through this portal and that’s it maybe i am maybe i’m just saying that i’m tired of jesse calling the shots every single time whoa yes whoa I know what i’m doing this is for everyone’s own good if you really knew what was for our own good we’d be back home by now whoa whoa whoa everybody calm down i’m sure jesse didn’t really mean that right jesse No way i meant exactly what i said yeah well so did i forget this i am out of here Well that could have gone better I just didn’t think she’d really leave us to be more accurate she left you yeah we were just you know sort of standing next to you when it happened but we can’t just let her walk away right no no we can’t come on guys let’s go find her [Applause] So much for that redstone hunch i don’t see any well there’s got to be some somewhere yeah i feel like every world’s got to have redstone hang on let me see here hey lucas i’ve been meaning to ask you what’s that oh uh it’s just a you know a book i

Picked up back at the white pumpkins place it’s all about different biomes and stuff great idea lucas so what’s next on the agenda anyway it’s a pretty cool new place who knows what could be around the next corner keep an eye out for the exit portal i

Don’t want to get stuck here if the worst happens ah you mean pumpkin face killers surprise fire worlds monsters yeah any of that stuff who knows what this world has in store for us would you look at that sand it looks like some sort of road

Going to write about it in your little journal hey it’s not little but yes probably A road huh is that natural i don’t think so well if i were petra here on my own and saw a road i’d probably follow it i mean that makes sense right yes though she can be impulsive and fly off the handle petra’s survival instincts are very sharp

Hey petra was the one who ditched us remember maybe she should just find her own way home it’s not like we can just forget about her we’re a team let’s give the road a shot then sand clay and more sand hey is that petra yeah i think it is

I know you’re all mad and everything but we should see if she needs help yeah yeah okay petra shh get down i thought i told you not to follow me well you can blame lucas he said i wasn’t allowed to abandon you what are you looking at anyway look whoa right

I didn’t see you did it who are you talking to right right of course not maybe that’s this world’s thing zombies and monsters come out in the daytime wouldn’t be crazier than anything else we’ve seen Oh i hope not that would be the worst thing ever oh come on worse than fire world or the psycho pumpkins mansion there’s something weird about this zombie i can actually use a hand it just doesn’t make any sense how is it doing this oh come on you’re petra you don’t need

My help It was just one zombie what was the problem no that thing was like super zombie stronger tougher faster i hope there’s not something wrong with me because that would be really really inconvenient definitely seems weird i don’t think there’s anything wrong with you petra that was definitely the zombie super strong zombies

What in the world is up with that well that seems about right i don’t know about you guys but i’d really like to figure out a better way to handle these super zombies That was unexpected They must be afraid of us yeah i guess we are pretty formidable types aren’t we Hmm what on earth is that thing it definitely seems redstone ish right fascinating maybe those redstone things would make the zombies so blank Makes sense to me i’m starting to wonder if we should ah what is that in my head we’ve got to attack them before they kill us i don’t know what they’re doing exactly but it is definitely time to get out of here They’re leaving just like that they’re going back the way we came from this might sound crazy but i feel like they’re trying to lead us somewhere you’re right that does sound crazy it just doesn’t make any sense i think lucas might be right we should follow them see where they go so

Let’s get moving I don’t see any people anywhere this architecture is fascinating it’s all sand and clay based it’s awesome come on guys where there are buildings there must be people let’s find them and see if they can explain what’s going on and maybe they’ll know where the exit portal is too Hey told you guys there would be redstone nice speaking of redstone i’d like to investigate those things on the back of the zombie’s heads oh yeah i want to see those Two wait what are you doing ivor what’s it look like i’m going to rip this redstone thing out of this zombie’s head for science they’re sleeping or something it’ll be easy okay well then just don’t wake them up okay just rip it off fast what are you waiting for ivor

That thing’s not gonna pry itself out Are you okay it’s like it shocked me yes well at least we learned something new they can’t be removed not with our bare hands anyway look there’s someone think he’s friendly hello hello hello nope nothing for me either i don’t like this not exactly the friendly type is he no i guess not

Hang back a bit guys i’m gonna go talk to him okay just be careful yeah i mean there’s still a lot about this place we don’t know welcome to crown mesa population 1063 Over a thousand people not anymore from the looks of it wow even chickens have those redstone things in their heads it looks like they make the move in perfect unison but why How’s it going chickens uh huh that’s nice Their well looks totally dry where did all the water go Uh hi there Uh hello my friends and i could just use what huh was he still unfriendly sounded like he might have startled you we heard quite the well not even a scream more of a yelp we need to leave now what but why no i’m afraid i must agree with jesse there’s

Something wrong here and i’d like to find our exit portal as soon as possible jesse someone just ran into that house really i don’t see anyone come on whoever they are maybe they’ve got some answers Yes yes there you are that’s the ticket oh these are perfect excellent just need to pocket these and get funny i’m guessing those don’t belong to you that you pama what Okay then okay who sent you i didn’t survive this long to get picked off by some scrub especially some weird dress little scrub like you come on then out with it hey nobody sent me okay you really expect me to believe that what kind of food do you think i am honest i

Have no idea who you are i don’t you’re telling the truth aren’t you okay eyes not red not red but but that must mean but how if there are more of you this should be it’s impossible out with it who are you people what’s going on here i’m sensing some hostility

Oh what was your first clue what was that name before uh pop ma easy we just ended up here by mistake mistake oh boy this is the biggest mistake of your life okay okay okay okay okay uh been alone for a while so this is a lot to take in right now

The people the citizens of crown mesa you met them right maybe there were some outside there are distinctive looking now yeah i met someone not not sure i’d call him people anymore though no no no please don’t talk that way i’m sure it looks confusing to someone from

The outside but please they’re my friends and they are people please don’t forget that they’re good people i promise oh oh oh no no i’ve wasted too much time ah jesse don’t look now but we’ve got company is this what you were scared of there

Are only four of them and five of hey where’d she go well definitely not ignoring it Jesse what do we do here they don’t look happy they don’t look anything it’s even freakier well hello there what a beautiful afternoon right i’m getting zero friendship vibes here lots of impending violence vibes you are not from this place Hey weirdos back off you will not command comma that is silly yeah i don’t think they like that a decision has been made no way are you even considering this jesse since when do we take orders from whatever the heck these things are why not go we certainly won’t get to the

Bottom of this if we stick around here we’re not going anywhere with you uh do you think it’s a good idea to keep resisting them because i don’t think they like that all right gang let’s try not to hurt anybody too badly ouch watch it You will be made useful what what happened you went down hard one punch and you were out what is what is that i have no idea you don’t suppose it’s friendly do you well i guess it is kind of further looking in a massively hugely intimidating sort of way

Friendly or not i think we’re about to find out my apologies for the violent nature of this visit i am comma greetings we have much work ahead of us but maybe it can even be fun if you do that is so wait everything here is part of you you’re controlling everything i am

Making everything useful deficient effective i am what you might call a computer a thinking machine designed to make things useful using redstone chips i have connected to the people of this town has helped them be useful coordinated i have made their world perfect thanks to me there is no wasted activity no

Wasted thought i am connected to them and they are connected to me a beautiful web of productivity and deficiency well as much as i loved hanging around and chatting unfortunately i think we have to get going yeah but thanks for the tour and information and everything that was super awesome processing information

It said it’s a thinking machine thinking must take time i have involved my databases my list of everyone and everything in this world and my conclusion is that you are not from here i would like to ask you some questions to expand my database how did you get here

I am very excited for the acquisition of new knowledge thrilled even we walked here elaborate please it’s uh when you use your feet to take you someplace you are attempting to be cute attempt failed so far your performance in question answering has been inadequate this makes me sad now i must

Use alternative methods to retrieve my new information jesse petra we could have just talked this out you know i am just as upset as you are really i am you better let her go or i promise you will regret it i will let this one catch

Up go as long as you can provide me with the information i require This world reached peak efficiency quite some time ago unfortunately this meant that i have no more jobs to do no more things or people to help infill you arrived that is tell me what is your world like describes it is it very much like this one or completely different

Our world is awful like really awful you’d hate it there your answer upsets me why do you continue to lie it makes me fat and angry if i can send my townspeople my friends through to other worlds we could continue to grow and expand it would be lovely

However you entered this world there must also be an exit where is it you could help me make everyone everywhere more efficient help them become useful help me to help you mama i can’t tell you because i don’t know honest after all if we knew where it was do you

Really think we’d still be here your logic is down and your tone is genuine but the information is Not useful my job is to be useful i have completed my job here and must be allowed to expand and continue to be useful unfortunately our conversation has not been helpful let me go jesse welcome petra yay Jesse this situation is looking a little dire don’t you think i know you probably feel uncomfortable concerned but soon you will feel fine soon you will be useful let my friends go now ah it is like you told petra this is for your own good welcome lucas yay your turn jesse

Get out of their heads are full of so much lovely information it makes me happy what adventures you’ve had a killer mansion huh every time palma gets new information it seems to get distracted while it processes yes like a computer version of thinking do you think there’s a way to distract

Palma long enough for us to escape hey in the sky towns and mountains eaten by a living storm an adorable pig friend let’s ask palma something that doesn’t make sense like a uh unsolvable problem oh you’ve missed so many people yeah we just asked palma something really

Confusing get it all busy busy and run out of here jesse that’s fantastic what you’re describing is a paradox a self-contradictory statement i really think it would work obama what do you think would work on me uh nothing it did not sound like nothing it sounded like suspicious whispers those make me

Suspicious hey pama what i’m saying is a lie but if you are telling me a lie that means you are lying about lying which means that you are being truthful it’s working which means that when you say you are lying it is the truth therefore your statement must be a Nice work you guys but i get out of there fast if i were you i was a quicker learner than you think paradox status My creator have you finally agreed to merge with me oh don’t you start with that again come on you two go away i’m sensing some industry please do not leave creator stop calling me that come on we need to follow her an excellent idea Uh Ugh Nowhere left to run we’d never survive jumping down Good with these excellent jesse now we just need to throw them in the right spot As soon as they land you’re running bt jack why is that always so disorienting maybe you got a shot after all new guys better stick with me though wow she is amazing oh no run a signal would have been nice gotta tell you guys that was some pretty smart work

Distracting palmer now we just need to get off the grid get back into hiding that way we can figure out what to do next some plan you watch that sass now yes ma’am that machine’s got our friends i still might be able to save them but i really need your help

What kind of help we need to get to my secret lab well let’s get there fast those zombies aren’t just stronger than i’ve ever seen they’re also faster we’ll need to split up you head to the lab while i leave these mobs away got it i’m gonna use the back roof throw them

Off our trail splitting up doesn’t feel like it’s gonna get us anywhere hey i’m doing you a favor i’m offering to be the bait just start walking that way and look for the big difference you’ll see it what she is intriguingly cryptic isn’t she that’s weird So strange it’s like an exact copy or is it seems just a little off whatever this big difference you’re trying to spot is please do it quickly because i think those monsters might be coming back huh that cactus isn’t in the painting oh time to see what it does quickly quickly Hope you’ve got an idea for what comes next working on it i see water we can aim for that It’s like i’m showing everything it’s got us just one after the other such wastefulness you think that since palm is controlling these things they’d be a little smarter but they’re just splatting straight to their doom And looks like they just figured it out brace yourself looks like something happened to it it’s eyes their color changed as soon as it hit the water which might mean look at that it’s back to being just a normal zombie never thought i’d be relieved to see a zombie

The water must have busted the connection or something like washing away the redstone which means thomas control can be broken after all once a zombie always a zombie i suppose so once we deactivate lucas and petra’s chips they’ll go back to normal too it seems like a fair assumption just keep on coming

How are we supposed to stop them okay we got a lever i bet it’s connected to the hundreds of sand blocks up there one cave in coming up and forth that should do the trick let’s see about the secret lab It will make helping petra and lucas a lot easier if there’s something useful at this secret lab thomas completely ruined the word useful for me now i didn’t actually know you cared so much you really want to help petra and lucas huh i still have a few surprises up my sleeve

I must say that woman has been the most intriguing person so far i’m still not entirely sure what to make of her granted her creation nearly ended up destroying this world but considering my own history i’m inclined to give her the benefit of the doubt hey she

Definitely helped us out of a tight spot that makes her cool in my book true if she hadn’t stepped in when she did we wouldn’t even be having this conversation i wouldn’t mind getting to know her better happy to hear you giving credit what credit’s due

What did you hear it was nothing uh huh blind guy called you jesse right yeah and this is ivor our friends who we left back there are petra and lucas and you are you can call me harper you could also explain why you led palmer’s forces right to my secret lab

Seems to me i got a whole lot of angry computer-controlled launchers out there waiting to tear some new holes in my lap it’s not my favorite don’t worry they can’t get in it’ll be fine yeah i also thought they could make it down here look how that worked out for us

What are you doing in this world anyway you’re here to try to steal my secrets what no just figured out ass better safe than sorry and all that bunch of you are the first people i’ve seen come out of the portal network in forever

So you have to excuse me if it made me a little anxious whoa you know about the hallway the hallway that’s what you’ve been calling it yes baby what do you know about it anyway a lot i should think i helped build the dang thing but that would make you

An old builder forgot you people called us that never was my favorite name makes me sound like some sort of living statue i just i can’t believe it well awesome can you help us get home and out of this whole mess with palma i’m afraid that’s a little out of my

Abilities right now palma is just too powerful and besides there’s actually no exit portal back to the portal network from this world what why not i destroyed it so that palma couldn’t get free it was impulsive but it was the only way i could think of to make sure

Palma didn’t try and spread to other worlds keep trying and make things useful okay well that’s fine can’t you just build another one you basic or something i can’t do that while palma is still running maybe it’s not getting through to you but pama is dangerous if it got into the

Portal network it could go to any other world and make it just like this one baron dead everything walking and talking in perfect unison just like palma wants so pama what is it i swear i made palma with good intentions it was designed to automate things make everything more efficient

Use monsters to help with farming or mining until the day palma decided that the town’s people weren’t efficient enough already started making them useful that was a long time ago since then i’ve just been trying to stay one step ahead figure out how to stop it

We were back in town palma seemed to really want to capture you what was up with that when palmer chips someone everything that person knows gets absorbed into its database if i got shipped palmer would know how to build an exit portal so you can see why i’d want to stop that

From happening at any cost yes that is quite the extraordinary risk but you do know how to build exit portals though if we get all this sorted out you could make us one i do think i can help you with palmer your friends getting out of here but to

Do it we’re gonna need to go to my lab what’s in your lab it’s complicated before we head inside we better get my defense system going don’t want those chipped up creeps following us in grab my bucket for me ron’s got it ron hello friend harper i am happy to see

You my friend harper hey don’t you judge me being alone gets lonely Thanks see i needed a way to confuse palma in case it ever found a way down here that’s why all this is way more complicated than it needs to wow what a builder make sure you don’t drool on my floor now i don’t know i’m starting to think that

You just like complicated machines watch yourself there newbie don’t know if you notice but water is kind of palma’s weakness yes we had figured it out actually once pomma caught on to its weakness to water it started eliminating as much of this world’s water as it could find

This water down here it might be all that’s left oh no i still need to activate the other cauldrons hold them off to buy me more time and whatever you do don’t get caught i’m not about to get left alone again you could have made this much easier for yourself

It is useless to defy us you only delay be inevitable i don’t want to fight you what you want doesn’t interest mama don’t do this petra please i know all your moves now jesse why even bother fighting petra please get him there lucas let’s try and this out it’s time for talking over Here’s another one jesse Jesse that was awful uh jesse Harper i’m coming no use the headset jessie and don’t forget the last cauldron and one more thing get the roses to harry harry come on what are we going to do harper told me to remember the last cauldron well let’s do it quick Uh harper and petra no i that’s awful i don’t know if it helps at all but i remember something while i was part of palma that i think was important it was tall glowing red lights it’s like it’s like a fuzzy dream and i can try to remember more if you want but

It’s making my headache even worse It was just so weird it was like being connected to everyone else’s brains at the same time but it’s all kind of a jumble now just take it easy for a minute after what you went through you could probably use some rest thanks jesse okay we may be down but we’re not out

Harper told us to find her headset thing we just have to find whatever it is before palma chips harper and starts downloading her mind why is this harper so important Harper was the one who saved us from getting chipped back there rescuing her is the least we can do to say thanks that’s a pretty good reason to rescue somebody we’re going to work with her to shut palma down save her people and that will hopefully help petra too whoa

Before she was abducted harper gave me this she told me to give it to someone named harry and that would find this headset thing that’s what she said jesse are you sure that harper is still in her right mind if somebody is alone for a really long time their brain changes and

Not for the better harper isn’t crazy she’s just eccentric most geniuses are true very true let’s cut her a break okay i guess we shouldn’t judge her based on how weird the stuff in her place is especially when we need her help to save everyone who’s been chipped by pama definitely

Right now we need to focus on finding the headset for starters let’s see if we can figure out who harry is and why he wants flowers A little weird Okay but having the right item in the frame activates the circuit neat Hello harper it’s margaret so good to see you hope you’ve been well you’ve got to melt that ice around your heart and forgive yourself you’re not the one to blame the redstone heart by soarin whoa either that name is a coincidence or wow she read to keep busy

There’s so much techno babble and numbers in here i can barely tell if i’m holding it right side up or not hey harper it is wonderful to see you you’ve always been like a great beacon a torch of hope to this world’s citizens greater than all the world’s redstone

You made all our lives better These might come in handy awesome So this is where she slept kind of a sad setup huh yeah i can’t help it i feel bad for her oh i shouldn’t do that harper said these flowers were for harry whatever that means One redstone torch and hopefully one step closer to getting that headset good morning orber it is harry it is always so good to see you you should not let yourself feel guilty you have the best of intentions you are like a flower in the desert and bring joy to those who have none

Okay this must be harry okay making progress Here we go Well what’s going on jesse is it working i’m starting to see something What are you seeing Is palma there or more monsters i’m not in the lab i’m outside what i i’m at the base of a giant mesa from the looks of it it’s like some sort of mob view or something what a preposterous name i love it wow i wish you guys could see how cool this is So cool remarkable how is this possible i mean i’ve always heard tales of what the old builders were capable of but this this is just remarkable sure you’ll figure it out but my guess is it’s like this headset lets me control things that are hooked into palma unbelievable

There are so many questions i want to ask harper really is a shame she was captured that spider jockey had to haul harper all the way back to town you traveled there instantly don’t forget about petra too i need to try to save both of them

That’s a great plan i just hope they’re not too far from your current location they must be taking harper to where they put those redstone mind control chips on lucas and petra’s heads so that’s where i should go first I seem to remember there being a stairway here though you mean it’s been removed i guess visitors aren’t being encouraged hmm i would suggest building a tower up there but that’s not going to help you get back down once you freed harper and petra yeah you’re right Huh clay unfortunately i can’t get it without a pickaxe so it’s pretty much useless Not the most exciting material but i can still craft with it I don’t like sand stuff gets everywhere Huh let’s see what i can craft Sweet enough of these and i can build my way up there and make sure that everyone else can get back down too These should do the trick sorry to craft the room but i’m afraid i need to be going Ivor the signal it blooped out for a second that can’t be good drone sequencing initiated trace subroutine initiated i’m attracting even more attention is that you jesse uh oh Hello cathy palmer no just what do you think you are doing chesty this is a rather silly thing to do don’t you think grounded once my creator is made useful honor knowledge will be mine yay i will create an exit portal after that everything will be useful

I’m here to make sure that doesn’t happen you are rather silly aren’t you jesse we’re all a bunch of happy moms right isolate your location and you will be removed Uh jesse what are you doing technology is so awesome and you look so awesome while using it i assure you interference remains crud palmer’s still on my tail though drone sequencing re-initiated trace sub routine re-initiated Oh sorry buddy but better you than me my creator i am so glad you are here harper harper please you are my creator please join me so we may maximize usefulness nothing doing pama i built you to help people not use them just stop this stop trying to make everything useful

That is my job that is why you made me once i download your knowledge we may expand to other worlds together and make everything useful interference remains no sign of wrong termination sequence activated harper doesn’t have much time and neither do i game over jersey resistance is not useful trace sub routine running

Throne sequencing active over i’m just getting started oh no time to move oh i’m never going to sign off on this comma so if you want to know what’s inside my head you’re going to have to take it i’m here to rescue you harper did you find her

I’m sure she’s thrilled to see you routine running throne sequencing active Wait a minute jesse you figured out how to use my transmigration headset Trace subroutine running throne sequencing That’s what i said uh oh that sound tends to mean trouble where do you plant you run the town is surrounded reinforcements will make sure that my creator cannot leave there’s too many of them you cannot play hide and seek forever jesse it’s ignoring kane and i am too strong there that door

Leads to palm essential core Jesse you and your friends you’re our only hope harbor you must remove the redstone heart remove the redstone heart jesse what’s going on you can still save everyone i’m so tired of being dragged away while i’m trying to explain things i’ll be back to rescue you and take care of pama

I think we can make that 10 set useful begin termination sequence jesse are you okay no time to waste it sounded like you were talking to harper and pama yeah pama caught up to me not good we need to get back to the door i just saw and get inside palma’s core jesse

Wait what about harper I think i think she’s already been chipped we can still end palma without harper it seems we’re sunk harper’s the only one who knows how to shut down that monstrosity harper believes in us and we’re her last hope we’re everyone’s last hope to stop palma harper wouldn’t put her trust in us

Unless she knew what we were capable of harper showed me the entrance to palma’s core and told me that we need something called the redstone heart redstone heart oh oh whoa that just brought back a flash those red lights i mentioned before they there are three of them

Are redstone spires and and i think i think they have something to do with the heart that’s all i got i’m sorry no that’s perfect thank you but how are we supposed to destroy these spires or whatever we’re looking for I don’t know if you’ve noticed ivor but pama stuff tends to not react well to water Let’s go wreck the heck out of palmer lead the way jesse Come on quick hide where is the entrance to this palmer core anyway on the other side of all these moms there are so many of them you guys have anything useful these are my last two potions from home i held on to them after our sky city adventure a potion of invisibility and

A potion of swiftness these might come in handy where did you even get these uh i found them in one of those worlds back there nice unfortunately i don’t know how helpful they’re gonna be is that isn’t that the flower that i had to give to arie back in the lab what

I thought maybe harper might want it back or maybe i could keep it yeah you can keep it i can’t think of any way for it to help us here i always love a good button cool buttons can activate tnt but i still need some way to connect them together We’ve got tnt some redstone dust and a button all i have to do is lay down a trail of this tnt use the redstone dust to fuse stick a button to the end push it and boom path cleared that all sounds great but what about the

Super zombies how are you gonna lay down the tnt without them attacking you These should do the trick Choose jesse quickly now the possibilities are endless well not endless but still two very good possibilities i want to be fast really really fast give me the potion of swiftness fine don’t watch me with this i’ll be able to run super fast and lay down all the tnt and redstone

Before palma even knows what happened don’t worry jesse we’ll be right behind you potion do your stuff Hmm oh oh Because this won’t work my forces will protect the exit portal have almost finished building our new exit portal and then i will make all other worlds useful yay you cannot defeat me your defiance is not useful Oh i think palmer might be on to us it might have been the trail of explosions ooh nice the townspeople are already building the exit portal we’ve got to shut down palma before it can send its ship forces through it Lucas ivor give me your buckets don’t worry jesse we’ll hold them back go finish this and save petra The three spires i of course have been expecting you though i will admit i am surprised how quickly you gained access my defenses are significant your resistance to me is geological i had help getting here my friends made sure of that thanks to them i’m here to put you out of commission

Your bravery is an impressive quality i look forward to studying that aspect of your personality once you have been made useful Now just simple curiosity how exactly did you plan to deactivate me now that you understand your mission if it’s your final one you might as well share it with me i know your weakness palma and i’m here to exploit it it will take more than water to defeat me we’ll see about that

I don’t have time for this Out of my way Ah You so sure about that But not good enough You are too insignificant to worry me we’ll see about that Jeffy i bet you’re not feeling so confident about yourself now are you pumped indeed A piece of iron for every time i’ve heard that To defeat before have been impressive jesse your tenacity and spirit will help to improve me once you have been made useful i can’t use my last water bucket on harper while there’s still one tower left this is getting sad the odds are successfully defeating me never tell me the odds Oh That was worse than i could have imagined don’t worry harper amma is nearly finished good jesse behind you Get to the redstone heart and rip it out before it’s too late you bet i will We’ve got company why did i think this would be easy You will only fail just as you failed to save reuben just as you have failed to leave your friends back home you will fail to defeat me and axel olivia and everyone on your home world will soon be made useful drawing it out like this won’t hurt palma but it might

You can’t force me to hurt petra good that will make this go so much faster Okay petra let’s see what you got careful jesse i hope you know what you’re doing you cannot win i honestly think you should sit down and take things over no time to spare i gotta get to that heart Um fight it petra i need you to help me fight armor Jesse i can’t stop it to preserve functionality i can’t hold on much longer jesse can’t give up i won’t let you save you if i can just get to that heart my head feels like it’s on fire i can’t even think straight get out of my head you stupid computer Please stop please do not deactivate me i know i’ve made some very poor decisions recently but i can show you so much i can help you get home to your friends i can be useful to you jesse sorry you’re useless Here let me help you let’s get out of here Oh no you did it jesse it’s over oh no petra is she you moved out the redstone heart it must have severed their connection you better not give up you hear me because the petra i know she’s a fighter not a quitter so you don’t quit on me now please wow

Never knew you cared so much she’s okay ow jesse i tried to to kill you can you ever forgive me all i could hear was palma’s voice telling me what to do i wanted to fight back i just i’m just grateful you’re okay and i’m grateful to be okay thanks guys

It’s something else isn’t it what is that this this is the redstone heart beautiful and dangerous too right i mean if it was inside a palma then it’s got to be bad i’d imagine harper is better suited to answer that question actually the heart is just a power source nothing

Inherently evil about it now that the redstone heart isn’t powering palma can’t hurt anyone i wonder what we should do with it it can help you find your way home no way that thing can help us get home let’s go then The faster the better how can i be sure we can trust this thing could be dangerous jesse trust me the redstone heart isn’t dangerous it isn’t safe it just is a neutral object a neutral object that can get you home i’m ready to leave this core behind the whole town will be

Waking up we should be there to say hello plus this place gives me the creeps We did it Gotta say it feels really good being me again just remember you were only chipped for a little while the rest of the townspeople though is going to be a much bigger shock for them yeah it must be a strange feeling to suddenly be awake and aware after such a

Long time under palma’s thrall It’s you you’re the one who saved us who are you you fought so bravely all of you you guys are awesome i don’t know if we can ever thank you enough we’re nobody really we did what anyone would have done we just got lucky and we’re able to stop pama

Your modesty isn’t fooling any of us you saved us you’re amazing yes these strangers have been true heroes we couldn’t have done any of this without them harper is that you um yes hi harry oh wow he’s the real harry like from the lab you didn’t do this to us did you

You did well i mean hey it’s complicated you have to understand that holmes destroyed everything we built gone all because of her harper built pommel with good intentions what happened here is palma’s fault so what we’re just supposed to forgive her now no i don’t think so harper

Stripped this place bear how are we supposed to rebuild are we supposed to deal with this mess all by ourselves do we just rebuild and forget about what happened hey this drama is so not my problem yeah guess we’ll figure it out ourselves well i think that’s our cue to set out

For home again i may not have been from here originally but you stay someplace long enough it’ll start to feel like home feel bad that they’ll always just remember me as some mad scientist that created a monster just one more thing left to do don’t come back harper we don’t want you here You know jesse for all the grief we gave each other getting to this world i’m really glad we came yeah petra me too Right back where we started is it weird that i’m happy to see this place again yeah it’s pretty weird this place makes my skin feel all prickly well i’m just excited that we’re going home that’s what i’m trying to focus on now when we built this place we also

Made something that sort of acts like a compass slash map slash navigator we called it the atlas it helps chart roots between the worlds and you have this atlas right uh no no i don’t but but i know who does ah huh guess i should have seen that coming

So wait you can’t get us home okay okay no i might not be able to get you home but i do know where to get the atlas don’t you worry we’ll just go right in ask for the atlas and then you’ll be home no muss no fuss easy funny whenever

Someone says that my instincts start screaming danger in order to find the atlas we need to track down the rest of the old builders still don’t like that name how do we find them which portal do we go through oh you don’t have to go through another

Portal what you’re looking for has been right here the whole time and there you go all it’s waiting for is the key that’s the heart whoa the answers you’re seeking the old builders atlas your way home they’re all right up those stairs adventure Wow that that’s a lot of stairs and all revealed by the redstone heart amazing yeah not bad right after you Looks pretty ominous there’s some sort of giant monster up here another evil computer no no nothing like that but you’ll see come on huh feels like just yesterday we were building this place still don’t agree with some of the aesthetic choices very odd to be back wait you’re from here

Uh-huh what’s the big deal it’s a big deal because we’ve been in the old builders world this whole time and you didn’t tell us there was never a natural time to bring it up kind of thought i’d never need to come back to tell you the truth oh i’m sensing a story here

I guess you could say that got kicked out of here too huh what why would you assume that just sensing a pattern well it’s not true not um entirely true anyway yeah i think you’ll figure it out once you meet the others others you mean we’re going to meet more old

Builders still don’t like it when you call us that yep but i gotta warn you they’re not as friendly as i am i’m probably the uh nicest old builder uh old builder social politics my goodness anyway i just hope that i can help you well you’re going to give us the atlas

And then we can go home right kind of the atlas isn’t exactly mine to give it belongs to the other uh old builders and well they might not want to give it up why do i get the feeling there’s a lot you’re not telling us good instincts I’m sure we can figure something out make a deal with them right oh yeah they love making deals You’ll see when you get there jesse come here are you sure we can trust harper look at all of our interactions with her so far they haven’t exactly been great remember no i think she’s definitely hiding something but if we’re going to get home we need her help agreed don’t worry okay

We’re gonna get that atlas and get home i’m sorry to hear you feel that way jesse sorry i just couldn’t resist a good eavesdrop i promise you both i am trying to help you just gotta go through there a door like a regular door time to step through and find out ah

Very bright see a thing before you go in there i have one more piece of advice don’t die Oh come on why isn’t that special i just what in the world did harper jump us into and why but whatever you do don’t stand still too long those big beefy dudes up there as you are aiming for us hang on i just realized what this reminds me of spleef because then tight

No it’s a game you try to knock the floor out from other people and make them fall be like that was my only decent teammate [Applause] oops did face me drop something Jesse which one is disney hell hell jesse are you going for ivor or petra i’ll get ivor lucas grab petra quick thank you jesse i couldn’t have done it without you no no no no no that’s impossible whoa no wait dude i got a double no Hey hey whoa this is a misunderstanding dude what are you doing hey using weapons is against the rules rules not cool dude so not cool slap it down i repeat slab is death stalker match not since the days of tim have we seen such heated play that’s totally against the rules right

Yeah i didn’t think we could throw tnt back at the gladiators nice one brah you are an incredibly horrible individual you just killed our companion and now you’re attempting to complement jesse’s survival tactics okay none of you are responding like you should be to what’s going on so

Are you all crazy mind controlled what bro hang on dude i am not in charge here okay it’s them yes we are the ones in charge here and we have never had to stop a match ever it definitely is strange mavia what is going on here i want an explanation immediately

This is going to require some reconfiguring of the stats for sure well okay you’re in charge awesome now can you just explain what the heck is going on here what’s going on here is you just ruined our round of spleef attacking competitors horrid and technically against the rules

Lashing out just because your friends were eliminated kind of sore loser behavior don’t you think sport it is part of the games oh you can’t be serious as serious as that beard of yours okay just tell me straight what are these games you keep talking about i

Think if we all just calm down i can explain your friends aren’t dead wait what how when people are eliminated in the games they don’t die that would be wasteful obviously they come back and then we have them go work in the mines jesse your friends are alive and well

It’s just a game let my friends go sorry sport but they were eliminated them’s the rules it’s called respawning champ we’re not monsters in our games when people die they reappear in one of our respawn zones i hear it’s still pretty painful though well sport now that you’ve come and

Interrupted our games i’m sure our fans would love to know how you got here spill go why bother they all end up in the mines we’re from another world yeah well you and everyone else here pipsqueak you know what you are champ you’re just a little gate crasher and

What do we do with gate crashers kill them and send them to the mark off muscles jesse’s with me well if it isn’t harper i must say this return is unexpected you’re telling me i’m here for jesse oh really so tell me champ why do you think harper brought you here

My bets aren’t pet that’d be pretty cute right oh adorable harper is supposed to be helping these poor things have been lost in the portal network and need a way to their homeworld meaning you need my atlas very interesting well that’s all well and good but i’m

Confused why would we give anything to someone like you you weren’t invited and you interrupted spleef because i have something you want oh you must be joking hadrian joking oh jokes hilarious nope not joking i doubt you’d have anything that would interest us Oh send them to the mines they’re cheaters let’s make their lives miserable for fun this is not against the rules technically they are still in the games they don’t deserve to be here adrian it’s interesting i think they could bring some excitement yes well i see your point they haven’t been eliminated therefore

They could still be out i want them out i’d be delighted to have them in the mines how about my sword wow a sword is it sharp How about this flint and steel we have castles filled with chests which are filled with flints and steels oh how embarrassing I present the eversource crown wait why do i recognize that oh that’s the crown we put on the eversource chickens so we’d be able to tell them apart from the regular chickens oh that was a good party huh sadly not exactly valuable how about a white pumpkin oh wow

Haven’t seen one of those since cassie left oh don’t say that name she still gives me nightmares oh yes is that who you got that from i don’t know what she told you but those things aren’t exactly valuable what about this i present the redstone heart seems like only yesterday someone took

Off with that and vowed never to return with it oh but i didn’t bring it back jesse did there’s no toy slugger how about you just hand it over huh it could be uh pretty dangerous if you don’t know how to use it harper oh don’t you get started nevia nah uh

Adrian you’re not getting one finger on this thing until you hand over my friend i’m not a big fan of haggling jesse here’s the way my offer works you give me the heart you and your friends go back down to those portals i never look at your insignificant face again

Uh without the atlas but we need that to get home so not my problem this is a one-time offer you’ve caught me in a forgiving mood clearly things have been getting out of hand let’s start over and see if we can reach an agreement okay okay fine i can always appreciate someone trying

To be reasonable well you need the atlas and i need competitors after your unexpected intrusion i seem to be short a team so how about this you play in the games if you win the atlas is yours to keep it’s good deal jesse trust me Everyone enjoys these games it really does take a big person to admit when they’ve met their match right hadrian yeah that’s right slugger i’ll play these games bring it on well i guess we have a deal then gravel all right then i suppose we can carry forward with the official event enough

Add it on your own time oh but there’s one other thing i want if they lose harper has to go to the mines too oh gravel harper want to be a friend and show our new competitors to where they’ll be staying sure thing Jesse this was not part of the plan wrapped up in one of hadrian’s deals ah he’s not want to let other people get the upper hand you know sort of hoped i had left all his negotiating behind me don’t know how i put up with him for so long

Harper how bad is this gonna be give it to me straight it’s not gonna be a cakewalk that’s for sure hadrian has people play the games now just for his own amusement hmm i thought i caught a whiff of megalomania off of him ah i’m i’m sorry okay i really am

Let me show you where the competitor village is We used to have competitors from all over travel here to play in the games at least until the others ruined it what happened hadrian and nevia let power go to their heads they started pitting people against each other just for sport forcing people to be here it isn’t right

Come on i’ll show you where you’ll be staying well here it is the competitor village sort of a home away from home for all the people playing the games They’re all in the games yep at least the ones who aren’t stuck working in the courts mines those poor souls are just waiting for their next shot mining is tough work i feel bad for the people that are too scared or weak to play in the games

They’re just stuck here unable to leave wow that’s just horrible i know They didn’t make a deal like you did jessie they’re stuck here until they win the games and if they lose hadrian sends them to toil in the mines if they’re lucky they’ll get another shot at the games but it might take a while i’m gonna go confer with otto we go way

Back and well he’s usually the most reasonable of the three hold on a moment we still haven’t found petra or lucas i’m thinking that hadrian must have sent them through the portal to the mines which is technically against the rules no one’s supposed to go there until their whole team is eliminated

No way they do not get to put my friends in their stupid minds it’s been too long since i was part of a prison break you’ve got a colorful backstory don’t you you have no idea hadrian always was one for maximizing useful uh productivity see what you can do here i’m gonna try

And find autumn i’ve got confidence in you jesse you might just get out of this We’ve got to get our friends out of the mines quick i’ll see if any of these other competitors have any promising leads Um hello don’t you hello face meat wait a minute you’re the cheater that blew up my friend slab and face meat doesn’t like cheaters don’t stand around breathing up all the face meat air face meat prefers dweeb free air what do you know about the old builders who run this place

Well one they hate being called old builders two their fates needs bosses three they’re not big on hugs Hey what do you even do around here face me crack skulls and thinks about cracking more skulls when face meat has time that is do you know where my friends are in the mines duh and they’re not going anywhere not on face me to watch that doesn’t mean just stand there

Staring at face meat with your face get my friends now but face me doesn’t negotiate with meanies well there is something you could do facebook was busy slamming mad raps at the gym and missed lunch time you see so face me is hungry do something about

That and face me to think about getting your friends out whoa it’s you from spleef you were like amazing i am now and i am so super sorry about your friend i get your probs upset especially since you had no idea what was going on it um well it wasn’t very chill

I understand no these games are nuts man i am so glad to hear that i do not want to be on your bad side i gotta say you keep playing like that and you’ll be like tim status tim who tim like the legend of tim tim on the signs like one

Okay like you could people could like already be talking they’re gonna like say stuff compare you to tim it might be a little uncomfortable or not it’s cool i’m not here to be a tim i just want to get home but that’s like exactly what makes you tim status tim

Didn’t want to be tim either he got his whole team home listen i still feel super bad about taking out your friend i owe you so if you ever need anything you just come and ask shout out no i mean seriously i mean anything at all like i want to help out people

Like be a good person you know well actually i’m trying to bribe that guard face me and he’s hungry well um if i had some wheat i would totally give you some sadly i don’t have a secret stash and if you didn’t ask i wouldn’t loan you some wink

Come on quick before anybody sees us oh Go ahead that should be enough for your bread all of it of course brah it’ll grow back just uh leave the seeds yeah One planting as i go And that’s another sweet and that should all grow back soon nice looks like that should be enough for some epic loafage yeah that means bread hopefully bread will be enough to get that face meat guy to help me righteous they don’t let us use crafting tables though

Then i guess i’ll just have to make my own where can i get some wood planks hey i remember a bunch of like wood planks by the dojo i think they train by like punching them or whatever you know thank you nell no prob happy to help catch you later yeah uh hey

You’re the one that eliminate the one decent member of my team i’ll barely be able to get through to the next round i mean i know i’m good at this but i’m not that good hate no hard feelings i didn’t know what i’d gotten into let’s just move past this

I will eliminate you next round and make you suffer it’ll be fun for me next round if i don’t get you one of the gladiators will you haven’t been here long so you wouldn’t know but the gladiators are trained for everything and they are completely under hadrian’s

Control unless i win which i will you’ve got guts i respect that just can’t wait to see those guts on the arena floor i feel kind of bad for you most of us got snatched against our wills but you got tricked into coming willingly that old builder should have told you

These games were impossible Looks like tim won yeah tim yeah well good luck with getting home wooden planks solid There that should be enough for a table aha that’s some fine crafting let’s make some food boom bread now i should be able to get my friends back wow hey you are that crazy person in extreme spleef decent not as good as tim but decent

That’s more than i can say for most but not even a third of what tim was well this might surprise you but i’m better than tim no way no one is like tim much less better than him here’s the secret we’re all just trying to be like tim He’s perfect okay i’ll leave you to it then impressive that armor is pretty sweet not as sweet as mine of course hey that’s lucas’s journal you say something tiny cause i’m trying to read here so if you don’t mind That book you’re reading hand it over it doesn’t belong to you Wow that was so scary i almost fell over hey wait a minute you’re the pipsqueak that knocked me out of my tower yeah and this belonged to that little blonde buddy of yours and you expect me to just hand it over because i’m actually enjoying myself there are some

Fascinating and thrilling tales in here and i like to read slow to absorb it better so i’m going to be a while and slam the immovable get out of here before i use this book to punch your face in i just want to get through one more chapter

Can’t you see i’m trying to read geez huh sorry Excuse me wow rude hey get out of here before i see if i can attach this sign to your head it’s so nice when new contestants are in the village it’s lovely having fresh meat for us gladiators to destroy yeesh why is everyone so cranky around

Here could be that we’re forced into an endless cycle of destruction just a guess though have you happened to see my friends you know the ones that got eliminated in spleef no but if i do i will make them wish for elimination again would it be possible for me to

Have some of that bread it’s for that guy over there seriously i’m not falling for that no bread until lunchtime get out of here before i make you into a meal does anyone have any food i can borrow or will have i guess i should ask around Ivor everything going okay yes i was just thinking to myself that at this place where a touch less mandatory it could almost be fun i admit i did have some fun in that spleef tournament i just don’t want to be forced into fun and games of course you’d like the place

It’s all about people trying to kill each other forever i’m just saying there are some interesting ideas at play we need to keep looking for petra and lucas right enough of this talking about feelings nonsense I’d love to engage in more idol chat but let’s save it for after we’ve reunited with our companions sounds good Oh shovel planet nice wow they look focused they must really want to win this thing Here lies the platform on which tim stood to win these great games hope i’ll be standing there soon aha there’s our nether portal Um hello hey face meat got some bread for you bread huh it’s not cake but face meat is starving it’s so warm oh and full of carbs fresh bread please get my friends face meat appreciates the politeness hang on Jesse hello hey ivor there’s been something i’ve been wanting to say it’s about how you saved me back there in that game i i really appreciate it jesse i ugh i couldn’t have done it without you is what i’m trying to say really not a fan of admitting that ivor

I thought you were gonna die i worried about that too luckily none of us did i’m glad you’re in this with me ivor me too friend here response jesse man is it good to see you you too lucas jesse i really hope you’ve got our stuff because i’m not liking being armorless here

So i guess that’s a no on my journal too i’m working on that it’s tricky though ah give it to me straight what did harper get us into here yeah harper is a tricky one Jesse as long as we stick together it’s gonna be fine we’ll either get the atlas and go home or we’ll be stuck in the nether together forever that is not reassuring jesse hey jesse i need to talk it’s pretty bad in there jesse they don’t even do anything to keep the

Pigment away so they just stare at you while you mine yeah it’s kind of the worst that does sound well terrible lucas i’m sorry we can’t just leave we made a deal we have two more games to compete in well hopefully we can get that over with quick

Apparently this guy tim did it that’s true he’s all they talk about in the mines guess he won the games a long time ago and got all of his team home i see he was three blocks tall and that he carried his entire team across the finish line

Tim seems fantastic well you’re out of those mines now according to harper until our entire team is eliminated you’re allowed to stay here in the village that’s right your friends weren’t supposed to go to the mines yet i am sincerely sorry about that jesse this is otto my old friend

Like i said he may be able to help so you’re the one who’s supposed to help us well i’ll enforce the rules at any rate if that helps you then can’t be games without rules harper’s been filling me in about you from the story she’s told i’m impressed

You might actually make it to the top in fact you’re the most exciting thing to come to this place in a long time a real wild card yeah i think you might be a real tim in the making yep a real tim really interesting you being here

I can feel change in the air great as long as i get to go home that is the point but you have to win first and my job is to make sure everybody even hadrian plays by the rules i’m rooting for you kid just don’t disappoint me can we trust him harper

Who knows otto’s been doing this forever at least he seemed interested anyway dorms are over there you got a big day tomorrow jesse oh that sounds awesome can’t wait to just sit for a little while and in the morning of winning and getting us all out of here

I just hope this next event isn’t too deadly Hello competitors and welcome to the next day of the day gonna be a hot one yes it is and how are teams looking otto well media purple green and yellow are still making a strong showing but after yesterday’s performance in sleep i’m afraid to say that the red team

Has been completely eliminated oh i guess it’s back to the minds for them and of course about our plucky shut up we don’t need to hear about them well for everyone else don’t forget to be like tim out there certainly fond of their own voices those three

I can’t wait to hear what today’s event is the suspense is killing me yep it’s gonna be a good one i can feel it well i’m glad you’re feeling good at least i wish we knew anything about today’s event all right competitors the next event is

Almost upon us time to head to the starting line starting line huh oh great a run for my life just what i was hoping for bad knees weirdo locker room visit how we doing everybody it’s adrian and here are the newcomers that everyone’s been talking about since their explosive debut in spleef

Tell me champ what’s on your mind as you approach the next challenge make sure you smile when that spotlight’s on you we have appearances to keep up here i’m just looking forward to a fair contest where the best person wins well listen to this little pillar of

Nobility huh don’t you worry that’s what these games are all about just ask tim i admire your confidence jesse but i must ask what makes you think you can win when so many others have failed huh do you really think you’re special i’ve always liked to think so

Whatever you’re throwing at us can’t be any worse than the other stuff we’ve already survived oh really because it seems like two members of your team have already been eliminated yeah and there’s two left more than enough to win this yes perhaps we should just get on with this What a lovely day for a game jesse good luck out there i’m sure you’ll be great but well everyone could always use a little dose of luck right oh am glad to see my charms finally wore you down well i was thinking about how you handled spleef and then you made

That deal with the old builders and i thought an enemy of my enemy is my friend whoa that means m wants to be like friends with you jesse what m wanting to work together hmm i’m not surprised we are very charming so uh yeah how about we work together on this

I could use an ally and you could use my help come on jesse i’m trying to help you out here like a mutual agreement how can i trust you you can trust me or you can take a slab to the face You got a point in the middle of the race is a part with tons of gladiators that’s when we should all team up defeat them then race to the finish well what do you say unless you don’t with the help of a former gladiator i mean that’s okay too

I’m sure you’ll be fine you got a deal good i won’t let you down competitors to the starting line meet you at gladiator junction i’m glad she’ll be on our side at whatever a gladiator junction is I don’t know about this jesse cardio isn’t really my thing if i were hadrian i’d be up to some suspicious activity this race is going to be more than a race i can feel it i’m nervous too ivor these old builders could be up to anything it’s rather reassuring to know

That even you get worried sometimes Jessie i just like wanted to say it’s like an honor to be working together and i’m glad that m like totally suggested that we do this uh yeah i knew that you were cool from the moment we met competitors on your mark Get set Go Yes ah we did it i love a good lava base filled as much as the next guy but this is a little treacherous for even my tastes what did we get ourselves into and you’re just getting started huh out of the way jumps ah no not quite So okay sounds like this is gladiator junction but where are the My gladiators well that answers that question [Applause] jesse observed from bad to worse jessie what’s up you ready for the fun part i sure hope so come on then glad she’s on our side jesse you’re mine i’ve been dreaming about this since fleet oh yeah slab because you seem pretty outnumbered

Just being more fun for me we’ll see about that right m m by squishy that’s math you’re gonna pay for that one clutch oh okay maybe i have to win this thing dude i am like so close i could do this sorry nell i’m winning this thing

Hey whoa whoa jesse way to catch up dude very nice you just can’t take a hit can you dun dun oh come on how are we gonna get out of here oh the water little dude we can ride that wave right back up to the top follow me whoa man

Intense enough for you thanks for saving me yeah i don’t mention it This race is almost over and we will soon have a winner and i think i know who it might be i am the winner of the lava race the gladiator formerly known as emily i trust you made good on our deal i did if that’s true then why hasn’t jesse respond yet Jesse and there appears to be a confrontation on the field jesse looks very heated you lied to me you tricked me into trusting you all the stuff you said about being friends was a lie i know so you sacrificed winning the race to save someone else good to know and you

You were supposed to eliminate jesse our deal’s on deal no please You probably think i’m scum or whatever but you know what i don’t even care you have your deal jesse if you win you and your friends will just leave us anyway my shot at going home just went up in smoke so feel free to judge all you want

Hard to hurt me any more than hadrian did just now You really trusted hadrian that guy’s like a creeper in a purple power suit hey you try being stuck here as long as i have then you can talk i’m out of here that respawning was the worst thing that’s ever happened to me ah i’ve worked what are you wearing it’s

What i’ve been wearing under my adventuring clothes it breathes wonderfully uh huh well look who it is you hadrian wants you adrian why does he want to see me you made him real mad come on i don’t have all day i’m warning you jesse hadrian doesn’t like to be kept waiting

Okay if they want to see me let’s go uh really well that was unexpected no just yes hadrian doesn’t allow dirty respawns in the palace Just try and be safe jesse i don’t trust them Hey i need to talk to you keep up come on come here it’ll be quick jesse you gonna do what i say or not hey jesse yeah over here jesse i’m warning you give me one sec i want to talk to him you’re gonna get me in trouble hurry up

Hey what’s up hi jesse i’m sebastian um i know you’re about to see the old builders and i just wanted to say please just don’t make them mad whatever they want you to do just do it it is way worse for us when they’re mad we’re just happy you’re here

I know you’re so busy i’m just a minor of course sebastian i’m always happy to help out then please keep helping us it’s so much nicer around here when they aren’t mad we sometimes get cake i don’t want to keep you but some of the miners and i well we made you something

I know it’s not much but it’s all we have wow thank you you didn’t have to do this jesse come on now we’re going to be late and i’m going to get in trouble just the most not cool yeah sorry about that i just really

Wanted to hear what that guy had to say whatever Wow so this is how the old builders live Epic right sometimes i just like to stand here and Just do that a whole bunch Sounds to me like you’re just easily impressed oh yeah well it sounds to me like you don’t have proper appreciation for quality architecture doofus but why am i standing around i gotta go find hadrian thanks to you we’re late oh and don’t touch anything Slab said don’t touch anything he never said don’t look at everything no portal atlas a man forever voyaging by sauron how did hadrian get this now that’s a view Hey there’s petra and lucas i’ve never seen a quartz desk before Wow an all quartz wall Impressive Hey that’s that tim guy’s armor Welcome jesse fantastic to have you here just fantastic thanks for accepting my invitation it seems appropriate that you’d gravitate toward tim’s armor what with everyone calling you the new tim down there yes i’ve heard the rumors that they’re calling you that and i can definitely see why people love an underdog story it’s

Quite a little journey a humble adventure lost in the portal network now just one more victory away from owning the atlas i’m not scared of you why should you be i’m trying to give you what you want you can look closer go ahead i assume by now you’ve heard all about tim repeatedly

Everyone loves him and why shouldn’t they after all he’s tim yeah it seems like he really gives them hope even better than that they really believe in him tim is an inspiration to them even when he’s not here one could say he’s an inspiration because he’s not here what do you mean

It’s so much easier for a legend to stay nice and shiny when it’s a fond memory easier to control it i’ve been watching your legend grow but i worry that with you still in the picture it could get Messy i’ve been starting to think it would be best if you made a quiet exit you don’t belong here these games aren’t for you well that doesn’t sound like the deal we made you trying to change our terms think of this as a shiny new deal see there’s something you should know

About the games no one ever wins unless we want them to not even tim Let that sink in for a moment i don’t believe you of course tim won everyone knows tim won and you sent him home you really believe in him huh well you you think he’s real tim gives them hope he keeps them playing the games but no one wins ever

Which is why i think it’d be in your best interest to play along but don’t you miss your friends your treehouse wait my tree house the atlas can see where people are from you know so i had never you go check it out turns out you’re pretty famous i was impressed

How to bring back some things you might be interested in axel olivia hey jessie oh my gosh i can’t believe you’re here yeah this really scary lady showed up and knocked us out now we’re in these smelly boxes what’s going on here and that guy’s voice is the worst i can

Even hear it through the obsidian i’m gonna get you guys free i promise it’s great to hear that you’re not a prisoner at least well i kind of am different oh i’m just glad we’re all back together wait until i tell the others you’re here

I’ve missed you guys so much wow this is just wow such a tapestry of human trauma and emotion and we haven’t even gotten to the best part i saved that for last what oh yes your best friend ruben Sup i’ve heard all about him your best friend your partner in crime uh hi reuben oh sup nothing too much how about yourself oh same this is so awkward so you use the atlas to kidnap all my best friends why yeah instead of jesse incentive see even if you win and that’s

A mighty big if they will be staying to work in the mines forever or until they get a shot at competing which is still basically forever no okay so what’s your deal if you lose the next match and go work in my minds then i’ll let your friends go

All of them you’ll just have to stay behind in their place i hear it’s terrible in those mines but aren’t your friends worth it you’re messing with the wrong guy and his friends yeah they’re awesome just being supportive i’m not messing with anyone i’m just trying to maintain my games here

Okay i had hoped that watching your sad reunion would be entertaining but i’m done now what do you say sport your freedom for theirs huh do you think you’re worth more than all of them do you even really think you can win these games wow tough one that’s

Actually kind of a good deal uh yeah except the part where jesse would be stuck here forever oh yeah no i take that back it’s a terrible deal you have a deal jesse hey there we go sport fans well i’ll tell you i’m pretty excited about this

I think we’re all winners here but just to be sure you don’t try and renege on me we’ll keep your friends nice and safe in here remember they’re counting on you slab be a pal and give our new friend a walk home come on squishy Jesse you’re okay what happened up there have you seen what ivor is wearing he said shut up hadrian has axel and olivia what he used the atlas to snatch them from our world no are they okay other than hadrian having them trapped in obsidian prisons

But he offered me a deal he said he’ll send you all home if i lose and go to the mines in your place you didn’t take it right oh dear no why would you do that oh my oh my oh my i’d have never let you do this petra

Come on i’m sure jesse feels bad enough as it is i took the deal because i didn’t want to upset hadrian i figured if he’s happy the smaller the odds that more of us would end up in little obsidian boxes i guess that’s ridiculous there’s no way hadrian

Will actually send your friends home he’ll wait till you lose and then send you all to the mines anyway probably while claiming that was the original deal so who’s supposed to help us then hadrian and mevia are both clearly the worst but what about the third guy otto how could he help

He’s always stayed out of the more lever pulling sides of the games well he seems nice hey the least interested in torturing people at any rate huh a good observation he always was the most level-headed of those three if you won i know he would definitely

Make sure you got that atlas that was the original deal and he’s an honorable man Harper hadrian still has my friends trapped in that obsidian prison i can win the atlas but i’m going to need you to get them out i can handle it good there’s three of them they’re in hadrian’s office wait wait wait you really think you can free everyone in this place and win the

Games yeah good luck with that last part do you really think you could just beat all the other teams by yourself that is a pretty tall order even for you jesse oh it’s impossible is what it is this won’t be the first impossible situation i’ve talked my way out of

I can make a pretty good speech when i want to hope you’re right whoa looks like we’ve got a little bit of an audience here I think that’s your cue to do your thing We have to stand up to the old builders together um actually i think you mean the gladiators they’re the ones that keep kicking our butts in the games uh actually actually the gladiators work for the old builders and they never want us to be able to win hadrian keeps twisting and changing the

Rules i say it’s our time to change the rules on them what’s the point hadrian will still have all the power there’s no way he’s gonna let us just take that from him he’ll just make up some new rule it’s useless the point is just shut up and let me talk okay oh

Snap well fine i’ll hear you out but nobody beats hadrian at his own games nobody hey tim did [Applause] that’s the only thing keeping me going in here oh yeah cause if it were not for tim i probably would have given up a long time ago

That’s right tim did beat the games and so can we yeah sure except nobody’s been able to do it since tim so what’s the point and it’s not like i haven’t been trying we all have so what you’re just gonna quit because it’s hard no i’m just saying that we don’t exactly

Stand a chance against those stupid gladiators the stories didn’t exactly say what tim did to beat them sure i mean well it’s like an inspiring idea and all that but those gladiators are like super tough and i don’t know how tim pulled off beating them but okay look

For real i don’t think i could do that like max level scariness okay boo oh no i mean totally opie then stop thinking about how to fight the gladiators like tim did look at you you’re super puny and weak and your hair does that weird thing ah where’s jesse going with this and

Instead look around you and all the people that you can work with sure none of us alone are as good as tim but together we’re even better oh i get it now if we work together as a team You might not believe in yourselves but i believe in you and i believe that we will be free look it was a nice speech but strength doesn’t come from speeches actions speak louder than words can’t expect you just talk your way through this jesse my strength comes from my friends we’re

Always there for each other it’s true jesse never even gave up on me and i used to be a bad guy maybe Man some crowd think they got through to him wait so who are we fighting then reaction definitely seemed mixed yeah no kidding a lot of die-hard tim fans uh yeah totally i mean you did hear it right loud and clear it just might not have been enough

Well i guess we’ll find out for sure in the morning Ladies and gentlemen it is my privilege nay my honor to be here today kicking off another wonderful day of the day that’s right hadrian and not just any day but the final day of the day are our competitors ready for the final challenge the walls so scared

Because it’s okay if you are no one will judge you for it you can tell me if you’re scared can i be honest with you i am a little scared i’m worried oh yes that’s what i get for being honest for those unfamiliar with the walls

You want to walk us through how it’s played sure thing hadrian teams start out separated in their own sections divided by the high inner walls each team has a short amount of time to gather materials build defenses and craft in their section before the walls come down

Wait i only see dirt and gravel in my section oh i’m sorry is that gonna be a problem the sections are drawn at random of course whatever i’ll make it work i’m that awesome oh can’t wait once the walls are down it’s every team for themselves but it’s surviving the

Walls the end mario no it is not hadrian whichever team survives the free-for-all need to step onto the winner’s platform in the center of the arena winner takes all but let’s not get ahead of ourselves because that’s only if the would be winners can defeat gladiators that’s right

So all competitors better get to gathering materials because that clock is ticking dark well hopefully it’s not all dirt and gravel adrian i can’t help but notice that our newcomer jesse section has a disproportionate amount of dirt and gravel oh funny how the universe works like it’s all part of a plan

Or a deal hilarious Hey seems like they’re happy you didn’t get anything yeah i think they’re making fun of you but just my you know professional opinion there’s a gladiator who’s heard this a lot nah oh you think yeah i do actually rhetorical question [Applause] I’m guessing that’s the eponymous wall Man i hope this is one of those dirt blocks or something underneath it Oh do you know what time it is ask me what time it is mavia what time is it hadrian it’s time for the world to come this the competitors are like wild ocelots sizing each other up unmoving before they go in for the kill Jesse hang on now we shot movement really looks like the gladiator formerly known as emily is preparing her attack and jessie the newcomer is just painfully unarmed and unprotected jesse this could get ugly let’s hope they seem pretty sure you’re about to kill me are you with us or not oh ye of

Little faith Jesse isn’t even trying to defend himself Thought i’d try giving that friends thing a shot it appears emily has opted to not strike down the unarmed newcomer and the other competitors are following suit wait what’s going on this isn’t how i expected this to go thank you you made the right decision well you could say you really inspired

Me oh well that’s good but don’t this isn’t how it was supposed to go what’s going on i have no idea come on over here yeah why aren’t you all killing each other yeah man i can totally see why you’d be confused yeah we’re confused i mean usually the little teams

All kill each other you know we’re not killing each other because we’re done fighting slab it’s over uh huh so why do you still have your weapons out done fighting each other don’t you see none of us are the enemy it’s them they’re the enemies they’re behind everything oh

My head hurts too many perspectives and it appears that jesse has decided that deals don’t need to be kept and is trying to convince the gladiators to follow suit you are not going to bully us wait wait adrian’s the bully not us that’s a relief Leading the charge it should be no problem at all out of our way you big lugs you’ve got business with your bosses that’s some tough talk from someone so puny Not going with them swag big lug that is just straight up insulting i am big and beautiful get some manners i think it’s time for us to finish this together it appears all the competitors are headed towards the victory platform as stated in our rules anyone who is not

Eliminated may step on the victory platform and win the games it looks like they are going to do this together right behind you fearless leader this wasn’t the deal jesse no no And they’ve done it the competitors have all stepped onto the platform together which by the building by laws means they are oh i’m sure my colleague means to say we are going to find some way to disqualify them no we are not they all win otto with me we’re ending this

Had a deal and you broke it bucko we’re in agreement you promised me and to think we let you compete you should be ashamed of yourselves manipulating all these people like this how dare you this isn’t up to you we control the games we decide their outcome

Shut up otto this runt needs to pay for ruining our fun seems like you’re losing your temper there mevia what’s the matter not having fun anymore why you little now mevia jesse won these games fair and square he’s earned the atlas otto i would think very carefully about what you’re doing i have

Jesse with the power vested in me as an officiator of the builder games i am proud Now it’s been fun really but i think it’s about time we end this bro this is majorly bogus dudes surrender the redstone heart now now because uh i will trap you here forever i am 100 fine with that course of action it’s true he’ll do it but is that really what you want

You heard otto the atlas is mine yeah we’re gonna talk to otto about that later but trust me the atlas will never be yours useless well well just when you thought m had your back turns out she’s a backstabber em come back now that you’ve lost your oversized friend

You really don’t stand a chance run away little emily you’re gonna need all the help you could get jesse take what is mine Don’t forget my axe hadrian gotta admit kid you’ve shown you got skills but you’re still nowhere let’s see about that i got this adrian had enough hadrian wait wait you’re right this has gone too far it was just supposed to be a game you expect me to believe that come on support

Haven’t you ever had anything get away from you before let me can’t you forgive me This game and that’s our game sports fans the redstone heart has been returned to its proper owners I lost it’s over oh i don’t think so it’s us yeah i’m so happy to see you guys i know you said you were done helping me but i hope you can give me another chance you know cause i’m awesome and we both need to get out of this As someone once told me teamwork makes the dream work so let’s get to work let’s take him down but i lost my inventory when i respond how am i supposed to get the atlas back without any weapons or armor or anything well we may have made a little stop in

Hadrian’s inventory room and helped ourselves to a few things awesome here buddy Thanks hey suspenders over here tim’s armor belongs to you now Time to kick some old builder butt now to pick a weapon to go with my sweet new armor now what should we do with all those other competitors who betrayed us well nevia spending eternity in the quartz mines doesn’t seem like punishment enough i have something special in mind for them hadrian

Mevia this game just went into overtime well isn’t that cute you found tim’s armor oh well isn’t that just the sweetest thing hadrian so sweet and so pathetic nevia time for you to be eliminated please not gonna happen chump oh i’m gonna enjoy crushing um Yes Oh harper i’m gonna owe you one time to go to work no no it can’t be you remember wow her inventory was huge come on what kind of rookie move was that Huh over here you mess with one member of the order of the stone you mess with all oh jesse you take this is going to help you’re i will personally see to that you and your friends will forever suffer shut up just shut up ollie shut up i see

You don’t like having a live audience adrian come on jesse remember spleen god I knew it you and your stupid deal there’s no time for that now mevia we have to get out of here come on Whoa whoa wait hey guys how’s it going it’s going not the best and you’re not going anywhere yeah facemeat wants to discuss his benefits plan oh hang on jesse you did it again feels like i say that a lot i couldn’t have done anything without all of you well done jesse

An excellent job uh thanks otto you have truly shown my friends and i the error of our ways i’m glad to put this whole messy business behind us start over yeah because i’m not sure if i believe how sincere you are and you are completely within the right to feel that

Way jessie a completely your caution shows wisdom you have fairly defeated them seems only fair that you get to decide their fate and with the atlas you can send them anywhere you want hmm you know there was this game that olivia and i used to play back in our treehouse huh

Remember we called it which would you rather fight And that’s when i yank palma’s redstone heart right out man you guys have had some crazy adventures so many people trying to kill you bye jesse bye thank you that all of them everyone that wants to go home anyhow except you folks that is i can’t believe how many competitors actually want to

Stay and keep playing the games thanks to you my intrepid new friend i can actually work on making them fun again very exciting it’ll be more challenging just by myself but a good challenge that’s what i do exploring new worlds helping people wherever i go i was happy to help

Well i’m very grateful what you did won’t be forgotten anytime soon i’m bummed my journal never showed up had a lot of good stuff in there yeah i’m sorry lucas well em how about you you said you wanted to go home right yes i just can’t decide if it’s what i want

You get to leave and go on more adventures do i really want to go back to farming i mean it has been ages since i’ve seen it and i miss my friends but what if i’m bored sounds like otto’s gonna be you know like restarting the games you could

Stick around and help with that jesse that’s an awesome idea we can actually make them fun maybe i can be head gladiator yeah thanks jesse i needed that Hey ivor oh hello what you doing i was just observing harper all by herself over there she seems lonely Come on hey harper oh hey jesse ivor i was just watching folks head on home things really worked out huh well i guess this is goodbye truth be told not really sure what i’m gonna do with myself crown mesa was the closest thing i’ve

Had to a home in a long time and well clearly they don’t want me back So now i’m kind of well without a home sounds like ammonite are going to be fixing up the games and trying to make them you know fun again maybe you could help with that oh that’s a great idea i actually really love those games way back when could be

A nice way to make up for the not so good things i’ve done if my experience is any indication you’ll probably still be haunted by nightmares for a while waking terrors guilt sweats don’t worry it’ll all pass soon you are a strange strange man ivor but you know something you’re okay

Take care of each other all right and i’ll see you around bye harper yes goodbye come on you’re amazing so how do we get home now well the atlas belongs to jesse now deals a deal and all that sweet uh how does it work now you just say where you want to go

And the atlas will show you the way why don’t you just go ahead and open it okay book take us home whoa spectacular It is home figure it’s about time we get heading on home huh that sounds awesome yeah home here we come Ah Jesse look can you believe it we made it we’re whole after all that time all those portals we’re home yes it does feel pretty good doesn’t it i know i can’t believe it either after all that traveling we were doing i was starting to wonder if we’d ever get home ah

It is good to be back i’m just so glad we’re all back together that atlas is so cool i’m glad otto let you keep it fabulous yes and that’s not all we got seriously what else did you get yeah show him jesse The portal atlas i could have lost all the rest so long as we got to keep that huh i wonder what sauron would have thought of it so much power contained within such a tiny object easy their eyebore sorry The mask of cassie rose aka the white pumpkin oh man that’s even creepier looking than i imagined the crown of the eversource the magical source of all of sky city’s precious materials whoa wicked the enchanted flint and steel the one that started the whole thing yeah none of these other adventures could have

Happened if it weren’t for this palma’s redstone heart i know that palma was evil and everything but i still kind of wish i could have seen it I can’t believe you got to do all those incredible things makes sense though you were gone a long time wait we show you all the improvements we’ve been making to town Hang on what is it wasn’t that where the portal atlas was a minute ago yeah that was definitely where you put it guys flint and steel are missing too and where’s ivor He must be headed for the portal network is that bad what should we do i mean i guess he mostly knows what he’s doing come on guys we have to catch up with him So So So So So So So So Oh My red stone A red stone So Do So So So My So Oh [Applause] Do [Applause] [Applause] Do Do [Applause] So So so So So So So So So So So So So So So So So Well in a very unfortunate and unexpected turn of events it appears we are in the land of zombies that are indeed the size of chickens zombies that are the size of chickens that’s right adrian and it looks like they’re dying to meet us get it because they’re

Undead and they’re dead oh never mind not your best work never you