Minecraft Survival Island (Ep2)

Alright guys here’s the second episode of survival island I don’t even know what I’m going to call this yet we’re recording these back-to-back I can’t do revamped cuz you did revamped already for shenanigans oh nana gets ya I don’t I don’t even I’ll just call it something whatever sec

Okay so episode 2 survival island um yeah so I was planting dirt here and then Tony found that and there’s some stuff in it I’m gonna take it that is nice stuff yeah you’re gonna have a diamond die just like gold I love go I

Want to make food out of this for me to put in my face I’m gonna have some gold some gold kicks boy okay not the cereal Danny you could have one you can have one bread thanks man uh-huh I appreciate that um oh you have

A flower for an 80 flower for a lady Wow time and a half here there we go that’s a good place for a flower flower is a good one oh man nice gear Dan thanks man Oh check it out I have nice gear – you’re a football player I like you want

To trade gold helmet for football player helmet no I know gimme it oh you can’t have it this is my Iowa I hate gold I don’t want it this is my eyelids yeah I get off of here I wish I could push you get in the water you’re

Gonna stay there for the whole episode my island yeah okay enjoy it and prick in the butt when you roll over when you’re sleeping I claim this island is that is that water a good temperature right they don’t know it’s what don’t you have a little pool oh yeah how’s it

Is it alright ah [ __ ] huh I like my island get pricked you get prayer that sounds like something a British person would say well watch you get pricked mate oh you’re gonna go nanny and end on the bum bum man gonna go bum you man now

Huh some British guy told me that on xbox I just told him we won the war battleship and then left we saved your asses in the war I [ __ ] the Queen and then I left whose it was a good victory for America Ottoman hole oh no it’s good now this is my

Watering hole din you need clean water Tony named you Mike been in it it’s not clean your greasy I’m a very clean little cube now that can cube can’t be clean I have my cube very well-kept no their pride it’s frightened rocky it’s like dirty from greasy little food

Fingers no I keep my cube very well-kept ah stay away book um I enjoy my little my little pool remember that cube you bought from that one toy store yeah and then I just broke it the second we got home oh yeah guys we’re roommates yeah we’re roommates by the way at that

You know that you guys can’t handle the truth oh man I’m okay I can I found a nice thing over here oh okay can i play oh no I wanna uh uh could mine this is my Island Oh No Hey I want a piece no mine hey I’m gonna get there I’m

Gonna get there Oh Oh get there oh so close don’t anger punch me by the way cuz I’ll die did did you did you run this [ __ ] yeah hey how’s the water feel now you’ve worked it up hey you’re gonna have a nice flow going on over there

You broke it I have so I don’t even have a pool so screw you then buddy go porky it’s only I’m so sorry what can I do to make up for it man I already fixed it let’s go poop yourself why is there a web here I don’t want it yeah

It’s stupid sorry girl I did like you yeah good let’s get some wood um are you I’m gonna I’m gonna put this somewhere that is not good looking and what is it deal with it oh wait I want to see I don’t want to see what I do want to okay it’ll take

You a second to find it you know what you want find it now you don’t you’re not even gonna find it what is it Oh Oh deal with it dan don’t seven Tony no why oh no well you know what it looks beautiful now so [ __ ] it

That really evened out the land hey Dan I think I think I see something I like how it looks now shoe bin wait wait no nevermind i wad paddy I lied about that how do I fix this [ __ ] you don’t man no wait

Fix it I can fix it I am mr. Fixit how do i I’ll fix it for you buddy mmm but I’m a water ologist you’re you’re a wizard oh hey Tony um hey man you see what I got over here no no I need it you like it you want it

It’s crisp oh ha it’s Chris look at how fresh this looks see it’s even got a nice like glow to it you hungry at all mmm-hmm that was a good Honey Crisp apple hey Dan do you want to know what uh fold hams feel like in my ham bar mm-hmm it feels

Pretty good my tummy’s grumbling I got a piece of bread you could have but okay but does it have is it good uh I don’t know but it would sure be a shame if it got soggy hey um hey before hey don’t get too out there cuz cuz I’m a little bit hungry

Ooh it took a little dip I dropped it I got a little bit crazy swimming out there hey you can have it though it’s just I don’t know it’s just a little soggy it’ll fill you up it’s got extra calories in it with all that water no

Water doesn’t have any calories yeah but it makes you feel like you ate more so that’s a little they call it a French dip no they don’t all right I don’t you’re right so Nate I’m gonna go over to my Tony listen to the sound it makes when I eat this [Laughter]

That’s all stuck to my teeth my wooden teeth cuz I am George George George George off Virginia George Virginia cuz I’m George Washington get it guys wait please tell me he’s from Virginia oh did I [ __ ] up I think you messed up no he’s from Virginia’s Vermont wait no

I [ __ ] up look at my living quarters that I made I can just lie down on it oh yeah and you won’t even prick yourself and I won’t get sandy Hey hey mate you trying to go prick yourself trying to peel me audience realm’ younglings now

You’re trying to peel the onions bait we still need to work on our foods oh whoa Tony look it’s a ravine and there’s lava what is that an emerald down there might be it very well might be how that get there well you know Oh a diamond is a

Diamond Matt wait hold on oh wait Dan we don’t even have our own I wrote him we can’t handle this right now then it’ll have to wait wait we just gotta block this bull honkey off okay what is that a cobblestone generator oh yeah I am fire ooh

Oh wait Dan there’s iron right there you’re wait hang tight buddy no I [ __ ] up No hey stop it stop it water I’m gonna get this iron I’m gonna get it I’m gonna get it elongate I’m gonna get it I’m gonna get it all right wait for it wait for it

Just get me on the lunch all right nish Jen a [ __ ] / – it won’t let you wait there’s gravel is impeding my progress yeah just smash that stuff yeah all right I got it and it’s just enough for for a picky but yeah we don’t want

To block out this lava because if we made a bucket we could just keep it there’s a zombie screaming in my ear what’s killing and a speed ray I don’t even have a pick a hex I was so bad at this I kind of failed to make you one

It’s okay man I’ve been a jerk so far I took your water away and I dipped your sandwich you give it the French dip you [ __ ] did you hear how squishy and unpleasant that was it sounded pretty bad did you even hear my agony whoa okay we don’t we don’t go yeah

Let’s just not let’s go down here let’s go back home we need a oh no we’re gonna dial it I don’t we’re gonna die Tony I’m handling it so far hey there’s clay where am I god oh god oh geez oh geez okay I made out goat Hey

Look there’s a son Bob way over there let’s kill him he’s in the wrong neighborhood um oh yeah we left the there’s gonna be bad guys yeah Wow I’m gonna die Benjamin Linus is gonna come back and try to get us to come back Benjamin penis yeah do people even get

Lost references I wish they did I wish everybody like I wish it was high school requirements and one do you know what Tony it should be yeah cuz it will change you for the better oh that’s can’t wait I want to make a nice fireplace well Dan you’ll not have

Enough yeah I will oh you won’t always have enough no it’s like it’s like wheat clayed in when you think you have enough multiply it by eighty billion and then that’s how much you actually need yeah I know okay so you already did the eighty billion uh equation well I got my

Calculator put in the algorithm and I don’t have enough so we’re gonna have to keep searching okay that’s what I thought Wow I could like to have a pickaxe or you could or you could get hand-me-down here you can have that oh good yeah how about you know I’m gonna

Just cook this yeah use it as fuel yeah and we’re in it well do we have anything to cook um no I’m just gonna do it anyway though okay Jim cook blaze you craft Claire do you cook it um you have to cook it you got to fire that [ __ ]

Yeah um then I need wood um okay specifically you know I’m gonna have to ask you to redirect your question to somebody who gives a [ __ ] okay I’m Tony I’m so sorry I said that I’m gonna ask the boat Tony I’m sorry it’s cool man yeah Hey look we have free

Stairs oh nice stay yes there’s our hard to make yeah I don’t like you boat I’m taking you down hey are you out of wood or something um I have now I have eight like raw ones that’s what I thought yeah sorry hey hey I already made it here you go Bri

Thanks mean wait I didn’t need all of it can I have some um thanks Bree and then as we have crotches we should put them on our little island let’s go get that that domain yeah let’s go get him the Desmond the days meant I love you

Penny mm-hmm all right let’s let’s do this wait Arthur okay not only we covered like two seasons of lost in two days we’ve been really crazy on it I got an achievement for it you did yeah for lost no no yeah that’s totally what it sounded like tomorrow I know

My brain just did we got raw diamonds good we have odd oh don’t we have to so yeah here’s there’s two cool do you hear the zombies screams in my ear um which way is he coming from I couldn’t tell ya just really screams in my ear a lot just

Groans ah ah ugh dad I still have to make a thumbnail for this series I’m trying to dig towards him you’re never digging towards him if you don’t it cuz f3j Bose headphones in it it tells me Jeb’s smashed f3 into the dirt uh-huh that zombie is up and

There’s spiders as well I hope Jeb doesn’t know who we are yeah he he wouldn’t like us if we knew what we said about oh I say nice things about him I’m just joking when I say you’re actually mean to him I’m not actually mean to him

I met Jeb I interrupted his dinner with his fiance where are these guys um I [ __ ] up um wait is this are these the guys I think I found the guys well I found some whoa this is something that was good to find Tony yeah look at all

The iron we can get that oh there’s coal over here to make crotches all right you get the Quahog a tie oh yeah I have a pickaxe now things are good yeah these are prosperous times these are prosperous um yeah I still hear the skeleton but

Like he’s not there it’s so dark I think we have a real case of like ghost entities where like you hear them but they’re not there good I’m so glad about that yeah I don’t know if that’s a glitch or something in one point whatever whatever

The [ __ ] we’re in yeah I don’t even know one point one point one point five point one point one point five yeah that’s I think you got it I think I did it job I can remember me neither man all right that goes up to the surface

And that is not where I want to go I fell down a little oh man I didn’t catch that one it’s a good thing there’s water boom [ __ ] everywhere oh wow I gotta jump in and I had no choice I had to pick up the thingy

Crap it looks there’s coal down here do you want would you like a torch oh okay you have it you did it do you have a while it would you like a while it yeah we’re making so many references that people like don’t get like brain so

Pencil yeah yeah we’ll just so we’ll just leave it at that I don’t feel like explaining Hank of the hill yeah just google or youtube search Hank of the hill yeah oh man your life will be whatever changed it’s hurting me Danny yeah I

Know I hate it too man hey wait wait is this secret stuff oh well I don’t think we’re in secret stuff territory and did we already I think we already found all secret stuff whoa there’s probably a little more I don’t know we’ll see yeah there’s gotta be a little more at a

Problem that wasn’t enough secret stuff to just quench and quench my appetite for secret stuff yeah yeah I’m still grumbling for some um I’m climbing up a really tall water shaft right now good yeah wait do you see it exits to the surface oh yeah I’m right behind you I’m

Just right up your butt here good good well not exactly good but good it’s definitely something oh no Dan this is this is bad I think oh wait do you get an air pocket or swim faster oh good oh geez oh good I have torches I didn’t I did yeah I

Have torches too I just never think of it when I have torches that’s the first thing my brain goes to that’s the first step to me thinking of it step one think about it okay so did I say that to you today No ordering food at the drive-thru you

Pull up to the window with the window rolled up Tony step one roll down the window and that’s not what happened I had the window like rolled down but I just got to the lady I was like hi she’s like oh hi and she’s like what’ll it be and then

You’re like he’s a lien yeah he was gonna order an Italian B but he said I’ll have an Italian this is like an Italian what we’ve got four of them working the kitchen right now anyone in particular mm-hmm you’re gonna have to pay them by

The hour sir um okay so what’s what do we do next we should have looked up the the challenger’s day wow we’re making some progress we’re still just kind of gathering resources this episodes yeah okay um Vince I’m gonna fill this in this doesn’t look good okay let’s just

Make study want to demolish this boat yeah we could we could get rid of it it’s of no use to anyone anymore yeah I need a wood cutting axe or something yeah that’d be a good thing to get actually a stupid chest all right exotic spice storage okay here’s the

Chest oh wow we didn’t we were like oh my god I’m so hungry and there’s three apples and an assload of fish oh good and two saplings on the fish so that I can I can hear get apples in there you could see those I’m gonna have your knee

Okay wait are you gonna go cook those fish yeah and I’m gonna plant some things okay well that wait wait wait this is harm you’ve done cooking yeah I want it high-pitch I’m gonna burn the pickaxe okay oh okay okay okay this is gonna take a lot of water ology to fix all

This stuff yeah I’ll just get to chopping it down um okay wait the cactus stuff so I’m just gonna transport the chest cuz that’s useful yeah Jame you’re in charge of uh a mr. mr. colors chest oh no I don’t want too bad I’m just gonna start no you’re in charge

Oh you see I can say it too Oh see what I did you told me I was in charge and I just made you in charge no yeah you got to do it I’m not doing it in charge what is this you can’t tell me

What to do with life hands me lemons I make beef stew huh and you’re in charge you’re the one with the ax hey Tony you do it you do it you do it you do it I don’t wanna you have the accident are you gonna make me yeah oh I lost a wood

Then it’s not so bad cuz they stack do they oh why didn’t they you get the chest dang good job Matt maker Matt Baker you just wanted it to look colorful oh I get ya okay he’s alright sorry sorry so sorry if I offended you Matt maker and I didn’t mean it like

That Bri I was the song is on the virus site sorry brick yeah we got this from viruses org here’s a free virus dot-com no just no dot T K dot T can always dot T kids IET you um okay so you’re just you’re just handling the boat then yeah

This thing sucks alright make sure you get that uh that another block or whatever do we want that oh yeah be nice you know sing wise give us some light have a fire somewhere yeah oh yeah a nice little campfire would be cool yeah a little campfire we could

Have little stumps to sit on oh good idea we’re gonna make this place nice it’ll look really neat just like our town home that won’t live in ya I don’t even like that tower over there either that thing should get a long time that’s pretty cool I kind of

Like it you can make something cooler well we could like fix it up we need little bridges yeah that’s the first thing I said when I saw this map was like we get to make cool little bridges but they’re like diagonal bridges so it gets all borked yeah those aren’t good actually

Well unless you make it like really crazy I don’t even know what I signed up for here this is a [ __ ] job yeah oh you could have just gotten the chest but no hey you got can you help I don’t have an X mr. guy salute all the iron oh hey

Look now you do we’ll go make yourself another axe okay mr. guy mr. guy yeah you signed up for a bad job at least you’re getting a lot of wood like it just [ __ ] sucks you in whenever you break a block it is like oh no now I am drowning yeah oh no

Oh no I shouldn’t have signed up for this I knew I should have stayed home today Carlos Carlos was that one nerd kids named Carlos was the Mexican kid that was always getting in trouble yeah and then the ginger kid yeah I do not know hmm

We’re gonna lose a lot of these I’m not I’m not going down for half of this just got to be standing on top of it and you’ll get it but then if you’re underwater you chop and make it slow mm no as long as you’re standing on something if you’re floating you chop

Make a slow know if you’re underwater Dan if you’re underwater high you’re underwater you are wait you gotta leave one to get up well I [ __ ] up that’s okay there’s no over there just got a parkour to get do a really good parkour jump into it Hey okay okay got it

I’ll [ __ ] these ones I’m just gonna chop I’m not it has time to break saclink yet he doesn’t have time to fix the fact that pickaxes break half slabs of wood faster yeah who do you think you are Jim on mr. Jeb oh it’s got time to break

Saplings but not that I hope I hope he doesn’t know who we are I know every does he’s not gonna like us yeah if we ever meet I did meet him yeah did I mention that guys I hope I did I hope so yeah I can’t wait get over it

Dad go go Goll Goll I can’t wait for next minecon I want to see y’all you guys again I’ve been here in Canada no but I’ve been here in Florida because they got a better response uh for Florida for America in general than they did from from uh you

Know yeah France wasn’t the best idea guys yeah I wasn’t the bits nice it was a good try you can try try guys good try Jeb is better yeah Florida would be cool though Florida I actually really like Canada me too Canada would be cool too

Um look Tony it’s not ugly as [ __ ] and even look at that it’s all gone okay um so I’m gonna just poop on you real quick okay okay you missed yeah I’m gonna cook some fish okay that failed so hard okay well well don’t you want the stuff that

I pooped on yeah oh I’m pretty full of poop right now all right well I’m just gonna leave it there until somebody walks and I’m just gonna just take a dump in this chest okay oh wow yeah okay I’m all done we need to kill skeletons and stuff I like have a mom

Hey you want to end this episode with us freeing the first mate or whatever okay um do you have any food I want to eat first so I don’t go well actually I’d have to wait a half an hour after I’m really all out of food though I don’t

Want to cramp up yeah we’ll just wait for more fish for you and I need a lot more food I haven’t healed since I want that okay yeah you can have the next load of fish I’m I was joking I had a lot of food okay as I was holding a

Fried chicken and I was eating it dan I don’t have enough food really out of food dan I can’t sport you Annie haha you’re a bad man okay let’s uh let’s go okay mister first mate it’s by some Rosie oh he’s down here um um okay

So we’re just gonna let him float up this is part of this thingy yeah okay so here let’s get him out of here oh okay sorry I got your boots wet buddy wait what is what is this offer what want to see what moved and I want to see

Okay I’m I can’t are you uh you actually can see what what tell me what he has to offer uh 20 weight for an emerald not worth it he’s a jerk yeah I’m just worse first may ever get float float to victory what he don’t he’s gonna die Dan don’t go up

Save him so I punch him no get a block and put water block the water he’s gonna get hurt no it didn’t work you’re hurting him he’s keeps on putting his head in it are you sad not why did you use oh oh why would you use okay wait did I save

Him ah is he safe all right buddy you get your little warm lamp back and then never again am i coming to your house hold on on um he’s my get the water out hey just get the water out get the water aren’t water free down here okay alright let him walk around

But does let him get his legs back in shape its land legs yeah alright redstone torch that’s nice um how do we save him all right here well uh he’s dead man I don’t know yeah he’s a dead man here I want to put a torch down over

Here just keep him nice and warm all right he’s gotta be running out of air this is all carbon dioxide that we’re breathing yeah oh okay so I’m just gonna I mean he’ll do it he’ll do something go out man go up idiot or not I guess he’s really

Stupid hey you just got a skip a nice punch right he started floating after I punched him yeah okay wait uh he floated a little I’m just gonna get the one over him and then punch wait wait I’m uh ah here let’s just let’s just try this out

All right okay buddy are you ready to go for a swim go up did it can he hit you’re hurting him though he’s gonna run out look he’s floating yay you did it good job buddy get going done he’s a good swimmer yeah he’s I hope he doesn’t get hurt

Okay you made it are you just gonna hang come over here man don’t go in the fire yeah if we punch him again he’ll get hurt so I’m just gonna let him hang take him right yeah good job push him all right just should we make a fence I’m gonna make an

Area for him yeah you just be yeah we need cuz he’s really dumb he’s an idiot yeah you’re really stupid first mate okay I’m gonna make some fence I don’t see why this guy is the first man he should be the second minute yeah or he

Could be like the 23rd mate to be honest he’s just the the poopdeck swabber yeah he swaps it with his big fat stupid nose stupid I hate your keyboard Tony so very much Dan’s playing on my computer cuz his can’t handle recording it can’t handle this dancin enthusiast no I’m not

I have a better graphics card than you mister but really how come you can’t record on yours sure handle it okay and alit okay get in here idiot dude he can walk out of that so easy okay no we can’t get in there go are you

Guys do you have enough can you handle it there we go jump right oh no we can’t get out no I know this is bad as well here we need more wood he needs a proper fencing I’m making proper fence look it’s like guys guys are you serious with this are you

Really serious guys I’m a person I’m a human being you saved me from down there that’s real nice yeah and I respect that but now you lock me in a cage like an animal oh wait he needs a little know he doesn’t get a gate you’re just you’re a

Prisoner you’re a prisoner you’re stupid mr. gay and you stupid he can just produce emeralds he just shits one out whenever you feed him like enough wheat he’s our emerald creator yeah hey man I still in a machine I do buddy okay guys well you know I think that right there

Is an episode so uh yep we’ll see you in the next one so so