Minecraft Survival World – EPIC Twitch Live Stream!

And then show more where are you i don’t know what you’re talking about that was you look at you having nine followers and stuff i’m listening to an old stream of mine why am i not muted mia thank you and you’re muted too unfortunately that’s fine you’re muted as well

Where are we starting you look like you’re in jungle oh are we really starting in jungle oh my god that’s exciting we’re here we’re right here that’s exciting instant cats we can instantly get whiskey and victor so i’m getting a couple of those and i’m getting some watermelon just start off

You tell me what you want me to do because i am the new at you’re not a noob at survival mode yes at survival mode i know the basics but okay so get wood obviously obviously duh that’s a good starting point um so we’re gonna go ahead and start

With just one of those doing a bit of that plop start by making a axe in this [ __ ] what’s up victor i just heard that’s what she said huh salty boy 492 followed yeah that’s what she said victor go over there baby go over there i love you i’m old i’m sorry

I don’t have a can i get a hole yeah or anything oh yeah you mean you don’t have yourself going oh well have a good night have a good night salty boy jumps in says hi yeah you do that really well i’m sorry you do that better than i do damn it

That’s how it’s supposed to be so where did you go i was right behind you 30 seconds ago that’s one problem with the jungle hi hi like i see green everywhere i’m looking for like greenish blue hair and it’s just gone it’s teal did you make yours okay we got a little

Bit of everything that we need from here got some wood got some planks um birdie birdie do you have seeds oh don’t punch the thing oh baby no fight the birdie oh i have feathers now oh i can’t zoom oh i don’t have optifine installed i’m gonna have to update

Optifine it’s gonna kill me if i don’t i’m going this way bye i’m coming after whoa hold on don’t don’t jump this way don’t jump this way there is a there’s a little thing that’s called lava no do not jump in the water’s fine oh victor hi my love go over here please

I love you okay i lost you again oh i just went forward i’m sorry to the water no i went into the bush um let’s see where did you go that’s one thing hi sorry i forget that i can’t just go bounding off and you’ll know exactly what i’m doing

I i just i’m lost it’s okay we’re just gonna get through this forest going this way uh let’s see f3 would probably be a good thing to have up for right now uh it is about to be night time that’s a lot of f3 what oh you you know

Yeah that’s a lot of bamboo [Laughter] i’ll need it for later um i’m gonna go ahead and build us a boat i just need to remember how to build a boat i remembered how to build a boat i got the crafting table how you doing are you in my boat

Yep i’m in the boat ow ow puffer fish ow puffer fish wow how [ __ ] puffers [ __ ] puffers i saw it down there and i was like ah it’s far enough it was not far enough Can’t do it seriously again oh copper uh you have the crafting table i do we just have to be careful because it is night time hey creeper of course hey there [ __ ] you blow up blow it please no i’m not sure if we can jesus christ

Oh you got stone no i got stone you guys don’t hi there twin creepers ow oh god i killed a creeper that sounds about right okay okay i just hurt myself a little bit just a little bit i have gun powder though i’m proud of i place it down over there for you

Do you make a big axe uh two sticks going down the middle column and then all the way across the top row you can also click that green book and you’ll have some recipes that might help you a little bit okay so we got some coal we got some copper

Honey did you mean to throw your sticks doesn’t matter i have where did you go oh that’s a hole there was a network error uh oh uh we might have lost mike for the moment being uh that’s okay we’ll just stay in this little mountain here we’ll just do a little mining

Gather some materials we’re probably going to want to find a mountainous area for us to build in i know that we uh we have a shared dream of living in the mountains in the real in the real worlds well that’s blinking a little bit hopefully mike will figure out what’s

Going on and he’ll come back i don’t know what happened to him oh well that cave was short-lived um there is some coal over here though so we’ll come get this i can’t tell if his stuff is just broken or if his internet crapped out or what happened to him

I’m sure he’ll figure it out hold on he’s texting me uh let me get this call and get out of the drowning stages of life oh let’s see i lost internet completely [ __ ] yep so we’ll just do we’ll just do a little spelunking while he’s uh afk not even afk

Well he’s trying to get his internet backs um no big deal i have no idea how long it’ll take him and that’s okay i might be able to get it set up a little bit um copper is very easy to find these days when it first came out it was not this

Easy as far as i remember but uh i didn’t play very long with copper uh yeah it isn’t coming back up right now i did see a lot of work at the power lines and all the way home so that might be the issue so we’ll go right over here

And we’ll start uh we’ll just start digging i guess no internet damn well we don’t need f3 right now i’m just gonna make a little room about right here and we’ll just start kind of gathering some materials for him and i no big whoop well until that happens

We’ll use up this pick real fast okay so let’s start by building a door because that’s going to be helpful boop is that nope okay seems good next thing is we’re gonna make some torches we’re not gonna use all our coal obviously make this a little bit more roomy like such

And in case we go outside and need to find our way home there’s a torch this is always what i do for the first couple days of minecraft i always build a little hole always build a real room kind of deal just start digging anyway so this works out

I wish it wasn’t because of this but whatever [ __ ] happens okay so now that we have all that taken care of we are going to build ourselves a double chest obviously i will need to go out and get more wood perfect there’s room for a bed if we find sheep

Anywhere i have obviously plenty of wood around me so let’s see i’m actually going to build a second double chest put it here okay so that’s my food source right now uh let’s see don’t have much sand but i can get a little bit here and get some sugar cane growing

Let’s go ahead and get that started this boat can sit there that’s fine like that okay let’s get some sand here i don’t need to get a whole lot just enough to get some sugar cane growing that’s plenty i know we just put that boat there but it’s okay so something like whoops

This number here okay we only have two sugar cane put it there we do not need the bamboo to grow right now so we’ll put that in here that’s my food source like i said it ain’t much but it’s food we are gonna make one thing of melon seeds

Just so we can have some melon seeds with us um put the boat in here for right now no this is gonna be well i’m just gonna watch on my phone since the internet has gone okay i’m sorry my love um i’m gonna carry the coal with me but we can go ahead

And make let’s go ahead and make two furnaces that’s not how that works whatever um like that two furnaces just gonna go ahead and place them here i definitely need to find a spider would be ideal hold on let me first off walk in here and in my handy-dandy

Notebook we’re gonna write down coordinates because i always lose my way in minecraft so home negative 560. 63 negative 41. i don’t want to go too far from where mike is right now like that’s not gonna be uh good if i just leave him behind um

I can wait for him to get back on i don’t know when not me that might be tomorrow but right now we can just work and get some resources which is perfectly fine but get out of there um did i really miss i did i have to get that later because i don’t

Have the proper pick right now but we are going to have to get some food going i have like i said i do have a couple uh watermelons but that’s not gonna be enough for a long term obviously and especially with this water here i

Would like to get some spiders so i can uh ideally maybe get um fishing going oh yeah that’s not gonna last long at all is there any way for you to check to see if you have an outage in your area mike see if it’s just down for now know

Let me see okay i’m gonna be that monster that leaves the trees like that for right now oh iron nice if we can go ahead and get an iron pick going that would be fantastic uh let’s see we’re gonna do that that that get those

Um i think it’s pretty safe to just toss that toss that toss that we’ve moved past a wood uh with tools already which is nice can’t imagine this is gonna be much yeah i didn’t think so so we have one iron ore did i have i did have dirt

Um let’s go ahead and make three seeds and see if we can’t um there there and there and then i need a hoe boop that’s not gonna be a lot of food but it’s gonna be more food than we have don’t eat that right now that’s gonna

Come with us that’s gonna come with us that doesn’t necessarily need to come with us like that we don’t need the boat do something like that all right uh so it says there’s an average and they’re trying to start by 2 30. oh really 2 30. [ __ ]

Well it sounds like this is just going to be a digging stream then and probably a food gathering stream too because my goal would probably be to get some fishing going so that means finding spiders making a pole and catching us some food so we’re not just working off of these sad

Sad watermelons i wish i had the ability to make a clock right now but i don’t have gold and i don’t have redstone either which i mean is whatever right now mike can you tell me if the audio levels are okay like is the music too is always loud you my head’s always

You’re gonna have to talk to me via chat here mike it sounds good i actually can’t tell you if it would overpower it but it’s a little quiet okay well i don’t want it like blaring i just kind of went quiet in the background so i mean you can hear it right

I’m very impressed that we haven’t had a cave yet i don’t know what the new mining levels for diamonds are i know since they have that upgrade i don’t know if you go if you can go below can you go below zero is that how it works now iron thank god okay oh

We found water okay we found a whole cave of water seems good let’s try to just get past this i’d rather have water than lava nope uh it’s a nice but it is nice background music okay cool down no this is a very wide thing of water defenders aha

Let me guess it was immediate nope okay let’s say it was immediately after that one block uh we are gonna have to go back up nope well we made it down one step we are on level 15. that’s not a bad level well electric boogaloo going up hi victor i love you baby

Okay if it’s night time we can hunt for spiders victor honey victor honey lay down okay so it is nighttime so we can hunt for spiders victor honey down my love i know i know okay hold on this is not gonna work with cat on that baby go over there i love you

Okay victor i love you so much baby but you can’t you can’t okay let’s see i’m not seeing any spiders let’s go over this way a little bit well there was a zombie here oh victor i know baby i know my love hold on it’s hard to play minecraft with the cat

On your lap case anyone was wondering no don’t touch me victor it’s okay that worked oh there’s more more watermelons a whole patch thank god all i need is i believe three string ow oh god a child [ __ ] [ __ ] child [ __ ] we don’t like children for multiple reasons oh there’s a spider [ __ ]

And there’s also a shootie she should be bad bad okay we’re going for the spider oh god this is bad i gotta go for that spider otherwise i’m never gonna get fishing dip dodge dodge weave what’s up spidey yes a string oh god a child it’s always the [ __ ] children

Okay we just gotta get on here and then run home then we can spend some time healing oh god another spider oh i need to kill that spot ow ah no respawn why am i on a tree okay this is why i write down coordinates oh i had so much food and [ __ ]

I finally had a string mike if you’re watching this is not how you play minecraft i don’t even think he’s watching anymore honestly my view counts at one and it’s probably me all right boat i’m still here hi this cat’s vibing on my lap i’m 400 blocks away from home seems good

There’s a trident man there was so much [ __ ] going on this way no this way [ __ ] [ __ ] drowns man am i right victor [ __ ] drowns uh 560. so this rock face over here i don’t know if i jumped and killed myself or if uh the trident killed me but

Something killed me well there’s i definitely imploded literally everywhere excuse me mr uh mr dolphin if you could not play with my stuff that would be great well there’s my string is the dolphin playing with my axe i think the dolphin was playing with my axe there’s a trident

Just vibin there that’s probably what killed me honestly there’s that i don’t know if i had a pick honestly i had some melons i didn’t have anything too crazy i got my one string back i don’t see anything else floating in the water i didn’t get my axe back i don’t know

Where that went dolphins playing with some [ __ ] okay mr dolphin there’s my axe stupid dolphins man okay let’s jump up here right fast is by any chance that spider’s still around no of course not that would be too convenient okay that’d be way too convenient the spider was still there oh well um

Right so we need first off to get some armor i’m going to put oh sorry victor i don’t even know i have enough uh iron to make it worth it whoops let’s do it like that mike what are you up to anything fun i’m just messing around on my flight sim

Now since that doesn’t need internet that’s fair feels weird not hearing your voice let’s go down don’t have to go down as deep as we were let’s go down to like level 50. just start digging this way i might be able to hit a uh might be able to get to a cave

Main priority is still fish get fish find fish eat fish cook fish fish all fish all the time okay we also have to find coal that would be a big thing right now to find some chains of coal torches well nope okay let’s go down another 10 levels level 40.

Start digging this way again i’m not digging to the right because uh that’s ocean that sounds wet oh come on this isn’t looking like ocean hello hi do i actually have internet do you actually have internet i heard discord go bloop and uh yeah you have internet why do i actually have internet

I’m not streaming again at this point but uh no but if you can play with me i have internet twitch loaded up no problem oh my gosh yes [Laughter] oh [ __ ] this this is yay hi hi join me i am oh man i just did my in my my uh sam okay

Headphones unplugged and all and and uh all i heard was discord go bloop and i had it closed for a while oh my god all i heard over the speakers was bloop and i was like what the [ __ ] hold on lol open it up it goes to our server and it

Shows me in there with you and i’m like wait for her to speak wait for her to speak i heard you speak i was like i’m online oh that’s exciting i’m glad i’m so happy i don’t know all i know is i was digging and i said i was digging and

You went quiet and it sort of lagged out for a second and it said disconnected i was like oh server disconnect and i look over no response from you i’m like huh i look at my uh obs and it’s just gone no no no stream well it’s there but it was

Showing a red block next to the streaming stuff uh-huh didn’t hear anything from you discord started reloading i’m like [ __ ] oh well there’s a torch marking my little cave i’m currently working on trying to get string so i can get us fish for food um friends not food yeah yeah

But i figured yeah but i know this isn’t where we want to stay i assume this isn’t where we want to stay so it’s up to you would you like to continue on and try to find where we want to build or would you like to stay here and gather some resources

Gather some resources yeah there’s some resources okay how far are you off of here huh where are you at i’m down in my little oh you’re way down you passed me are you in your mining thing hi oh hi hi hold on i need to grab some stone and make some pickaxe

Yeah of course i have a crafting table with me if you need one i’m going back up real quick our main goal right now is to find coal and iron and string okay i had two sticks yeah yep guess what i don’t have anymore two sticks uh-huh do you need some wood

No i had wood okay i think it disconnected me right as i made the pickaxe ah because my pickaxe as i was digging originally just stopped it didn’t show any damage at all like health i would pick axe right uh i would not go that way there’s no more that way okay

So what are we doing right now oh here food source i have watermelon i’m just trying to find coal and iron iron i finally have enough to make one piece of coal worth it iron nice one piece of coal can smelt eight things so that’s what i mean when i say that i

Finally have enough to make coal worth it okay oh my god gold this gold team things okay so you can smell eight of those gold takes more than just i think gold takes iron just mine yes so i’m unfortunately have to leave the gold for right now oh that’s right um

Upstairs in the furnaces there’s 15 uh coal each you can take a pile of that and make a stack of torches okay ah now itchy okay over the hills don’t forget you can put torches in your off hand and then use right click to place them right

I was hoping to have run into more coal by this point yeah yeah i’m running a little low is isn’t coal higher up coal can be anywhere and i’ve just been kind of picking along you know until the water stops me why isn’t this dropping blocks oh no yep

What i was getting rubber banded back every once in a while likes rubber band like that and as if on cue there’s the water i got some coal oh you did awesome oh it’s night time yes spider hunting time there’s a good amount of cold too holy [ __ ] spider

Now what about uh the blue one and water what the blue what this uh blue ore aquamarine i think lapis lapis uh that takes iron to melt or to harvest yeah you kidding me that’s why i didn’t even drop one i got a 23 pole nice we definitely needed that

Oh god there’s a skelly man over there no other spider one more spider spider it’s better than once going twice don’t you shoot me don’t you sh oh you shot me a piece of [ __ ] you want me to start smelting um iron any of this iron uh let’s see

How much iron you got you got 11 toss it at me because we want to do it in divisibles of eight i have eight now there’s my leftover okay so you can put eight in one of those our we’re literally one short so we have 15 we have seven

Oh my god we have enough copper can you change this i can’t remember i don’t know you can it’s good to know okay not too bad of a haul so far i’m making both of us an iron pick okay here well then never mind about making a stone pick

Oh it still makes stone because we don’t have enough copper to continuously make uh iron picks i would still carry a couple so i am going to run down and get that gold do you want the lapis yeah you should get the lapis lapis is a good standard

It’s a good stone to have because it allows you to enchant right and while we’re not at the enchanting level yet we will be one day 38 lapis nice um did okay so we have iron we have a couple other things ah skelly man what the [ __ ]

Okay you might want to build one of those just want to find like a cave and find some spiders i never thought it would be so hard just to find a cave in some spiders oh my god Oh goody more copper i don’t know if copper is useful for anything other than decoration at this point really i don’t know like i’ve i haven’t seen it be useful for anything else i also haven’t been keeping minecraft too much you think oh if we could [ __ ] uh swim

We can smoke this water cave over here has uh in it coal really yep ready to swim i guess so depressed three two one where is it right here to the right is that coal yeah it’s cool it’s also it’s not worth it’s not worth it

If we can make a like a path to it honestly let me do that hold on because we can make a path to the other side and then just mine it out thank you what about that i don’t know where the water is so be careful

I’ve got air pocket like right in here i think we got it all i think that’s it that looks like it it looks like it to me oh my god we who puts this block here me that’s for me to signify that i’m done with that tunnel

And also so zombies can’t just come wandering out i never go anywhere past 12. 12 is like my mining level and it immediately opens up in the water oh wait that’s iron is loyalty hi i i had got a couple before you joined in i got one i got 14.

Get back in the hole honey before you drown excuse you excuse me okay excuse me what do you mean excuse me means [ __ ] move you [ __ ] ass what nothing honey [ __ ] oh okay are you pushing me along maybe am i just your auto digger why are we like

I was like where’d the water come from you me no the water didn’t come from me i i baked different oh my goodness shut the [ __ ] up what is this a christian minecraft server not in my christian minecraft server jesus there’s so much coal here you you’re gonna drown baby no i’m not

Me oh no what i’m swimming god i hope not now god it’s like you’re tired or something i don’t know maybe i am wimp kidding why did i switch to my shovel why’d i have an urge to call it a spoon and the tiredness is not hitting me as

Bad as it’s hitting you no i just pulled out my shovel and i was like why did i just pull out my spoon shovel yeah i don’t think it’s the tiredness i think it’s the alcohols damn no it’s not him that hard yeah we won’t go for much longer if you want

To get off it’s up to you as i’m smacking my head in every freaking rock down here yeah you can keep digging forward if you would like iron hell yeah i did it you did it i [ __ ] did it you did [ __ ] do it i’m freaking proud of you yeah [ __ ]

Yeah oh my god down boy why is your dirt this low this far down because dirt why do i not have a shovel i have a shovel one two three now i just gotta break this with my fist because i forgot my axe yay sorry why are you smacking me i wasn’t trying

To really you’re the one who did it there’s like one thing of crap do not break that okay i need another stone pickaxe hey oh i’m so glad there was not gravel above that i didn’t think about that ah well there’s water thick oh this is a big one too

Oh but there’s redstone down there oh my god let me i’m gonna drown i should swim back i should really swim this is a back ass ow where was the hole down here how much two and a half hearts left perfect oh okay well we’re going to call this tunnel done

I’m i’m a liability uh-huh you don’t have to agree so quickly i’m sorry torches on the right you’re getting home tonight huh what well what you never heard me say that i’ve heard you say that i just didn’t think about that you play storages on the left as you go

Because as you’re coming back you go they’re on their right and then you uh you get back to your house otherwise cave spelunking is a [ __ ] right okay so we’ve spelunked we got a pretty good turnout decent no now here’s my question do you want to stay here and continue to gather resources

Because we kind of hit a dead end in our thing or would you like to continue on and start finding a place to live yeah do you have any iron on my person no i put my one in there that i had gotten at one point that’s a big ass mountain

Yeah you you want to live on a big mountaintop do you want to build like we would our real home yeah sure okay okay so are we where where are you looking hold on i’m coming back up where’d you go i’m up top oh okay

Cuz we don’t have to travel far this can be our little hidey hole while we build there whoa i didn’t even see that before you there’s another one over that way too to the right slightly well left or right i think the left looks a little bit more impressive big boy

Okay hold on hold on hold on we can’t just run off yeah we can well we gotta get our [ __ ] okay so trying to stack everything together so we can carry everything at once our melons aren’t even finished growing i know we can make more though or we can

Just cut those and get the seeds back right oh my god honey honey honey honey stop jesus christ okay so we’re waiting on all this stuff to smell it’s all done that’s done do you have any coal uh no i have sticks iron pickaxe stone pickaxe

Seven moon slices a stone sword and 44 torches okay okay so uh we’re gonna start by start taking stuff out of the left chest okay what are we prioritizing stone uh all the stone if i’ll take that because i already have a thing of it um

I think we have a boat outside do we not no so we will do we do yeah oh we do well i’ll carry the boat i guess we don’t need the door we need the cocoa beans just start taking stuff uh like we need this and this spider eye yes

We can leave this we can leave this rotten flesh you can leave that dirt ah you can leave that if we have room we’ll take it no it’s not a real i have room for everything and then like a few more kind of same we do not need the wind pick okay

We’re good um Yep i’m getting real dizzy okay towards the mountain go whoa [ __ ] up on you again that’s a big boy oh we gotta scale this [ __ ] honey are you ready for that no okay and hi ho hi up ho up the mountain they go mountain doesn’t just go up it goes down

It goes down real quick hi victor i love you baby bridge this [ __ ] oh you uh oh it goes into oh it goes into oh there’s a big cave in there okay um i love you victor oh victor all right now honey oh you’re here with me hi hi

I have like a lot of granite do we really want to use granite for anything not really you know what i want to use it for scaling this mountain we have a long way up i found a sheep way over there but i found a sheep we need to get some of those

There’s a few sheep over there on the other mountain on the other oh there’s a there’s a waterfall we can go up oh there’s so much coal up here there’s a waterfall we’re gonna need to carve a path out of this mountain to go up and down until we can get wings

I found coal do not jump off the mountain i’m not jumping off the mountain okay that’s good sort of jumped from one part of the mountain to the other and hurt myself but that’s besides god oh we’re almost i see more [ __ ] up there all right i’ll go this way

When you say you’re going this way i mean i’m going this i’m chasing the iron i’m sorry that’s okay i’m chasing the call i found more call oh more call even more iron even more coal i see you oh my god victor hi hi

My god you did jump from one part of the mountain to the other i jumped down below oh there’s more more iron down there i’m going back down oh boy please be careful i am do not eat and or delete i was about to

When i say i’m a liability i mean when i say i’m a [ __ ] liability i [ __ ] mean it oh my goodness that’s the problem you’re my liability uh-huh emerald oh god oh god i got a pickaxe for emerald yes i got an emerald more iron nice oh god oh god there’s a bee

Why are you all the way up here you be what about it i don’t say nice he scared the [ __ ] out of me if you look at my stream and see that face coming towards you watch hey b a b hey b turn around if you saw that face coming towards you

You saw b b to b or not to b why are you up here that is the question his face is like that face and it’s horrifying i have made the top of the mountain there’s so much iron right next to you right next to me yeah there’s like six like

There’s like six patches of iron over here like hello zomburt yeah and ye there’s a spider over there i want it just be careful because it is night time and phantoms are a thing oh [ __ ] i forgot about that why are you up here mr b did your nest get destroyed

Okay if you see his [ __ ] face man that’s what his face is telling me victor there’s so much iron and coal up here and lightning and lightning hey there’s lightning the five ramps closed that was definitely lightning in the five that was like lightning in the one a one i meant five feet

Oh yeah more like that okay there’s a spider i’m go give me that coal i’m going for the spider what is this calcite ah where’d the spider go [ __ ] it was just over there i know where’d he go i don’t know did he get struck oh god did he get smit smited

Do you want to build our house in this little like divot right here we could surrounded by mountain yeah can i get a oh yeah oh yeah chill gamer blue reigning with a party of two how are you doing hey guys i’ve been well it has been a while how are

You doing awesome awesome awesome awesome awesome awesome what oh god i’ve been drinking don’t judge me by drinking i mean eating ice cream that has alcohol in it dude i found ice cream and alcohol that was nice it had alcohol that’s called drinking still can’t say my name i see

Not quickly i can’t oh [ __ ] i probably have so much full by now so much what call oh yeah uh i have almost two full stacks and then eight coal blocks which actually i’m gonna turn more of them into coal blocks there we go to fill it free up some room

That was in the five inches can i get a oh yeah oh yeah what’s up chill gamer blue thank you so much for the follow i should come around more often come on blue mvr say something blue npr say something joe gamer redeemed to hydrate if you have a digestible liquid please uh

Digest it sip it that was what it is it’s been a minute since i’d say that not much just finished pokemon tcg oh pokemon tcg oh that sounds fun dude i haven’t i haven’t booted up tcgo for a minute i also have no cards on there

We have to bring our decks back out why haven’t we played who us yes us we have ursulfu and we have gengar and that’s a creeper look out big boom oh my phone died that’s awkward oh whoops is that why it sort of cut out nope nope nope assistant i murdered

Thank you yeah you know what’s even more awkward my charger was uh set like two inches away from the port whoops uh awesome ocelot has been following kaiser for one year three months eight days and two hours it’s the two hours that count the most uh Yeah i played tcgo for the first time in ages bro i feel that i need to boot that back up what’s up what button okay guys uh goes from third to first person uh that would be f5 uh damn i’ve been following you for over a year already i know right that’s crazy

Chill gamer blue has been following me for one minute and 39 seconds is that 39 seconds that counts oh god that’s funny what the f i’ve got leafeon italian and leafeon bidro working on enternatus and tornadoes intranatus the [ __ ] is that i haven’t heard that deck it will not let me have anything

But a melon slice so i guess i am fighting for my life with a melon slice what yo oh god okay um um um um um um i literally cannot change it off of the [ __ ] is wrong with your computer today everything apparently every [ __ ] is a gen 8 legendary pokemon you know

I’m slacking and learning the generation eight pokemon so hard i’ve played all the games and i’ve completely caught up in playing the main like the main core games and all that [ __ ] i don’t know much about the legendaries and legend in uh gen 8 yeah this is [ __ ] oh no what’s wrong

Other than the zombies attacking me uh are you okay no no heard where half a heart half heart how far how far half heart where are you dead i’m just gonna go ahead right now and do myself a favor and marker that oh my god i don’t know what

I love when you scream like a [ __ ] it’s so funny i don’t know i had a stick that’s all i could beat him with okay i have a stick i might fall to my death okay we’re good that was great now are you winning heck yeah well

If you were here 30 seconds ago hearing mike scream like a little girl uh we built we beat this zombie with a stick i mean i think that’s some winning oh my god how you doing h2 overlord oh nice name you sound like a hydrate lord mike are you still alive

I think so you think so what’s wrong with my minecraft but i’m gonna try disconnecting coming back in i was gonna say that okay pressing escape is literally changing my what the [ __ ] is it my computer i love the fact that there’s just some calcite here loki

Can i collect is the other question yes i have room okay cool hello creeper mr creeper well you good over there i’m doing well just chilling in bed as of now understandable i should probably should be chilling in bed but instead i am playing minecraft

I feel like my life choices are uh not wrong in the slightest i will probably be questioning that tomorrow at work and that’s okay that’s what coffee is for absolutely didn’t look busy tomorrow anyway we’ll be fine it’s not minecraft what it’s not minecraft it’s your it’s my computer

I don’t know what button i press or hotkey i activate it or whatever why is your computer just [ __ ] fitting you can i get a oh yeah oh yeah thank you so much for the following two overlord welcome to the community i really need to find a better name than

The community it just sounds like i don’t know is mike in the game he is is mike in the discord he is not okay he’s uh mike has died i have no idea when he’s gonna come back but that’s okay we’re gonna set up a little hot up here i think

I was talking i was like i don’t know you’re good honey i pressed a button that i forgot mutes me oh my god this boy yes victor clean your [ __ ] on stream perfection i was scared as you were like is mike in the discord i’m like did my

Internet drop again is that what’s happening no i just didn’t you speak that’s what happened okay i honestly don’t know why are you breaking like literally everything today i don’t know h2 overlord redeemed a hydrate uh if uh you have a digestible liquid near you and not a zombie about

To attack you please sip it i’m about to jump off the mountain please don’t do that that’s not what hydrating is about now is this a purposeful jumping off the mountain or is this uh my computer is going to make me do it purposeful why are you jumping off the

Mountain you do not have wings you cannot fly i know you’re a pilot but you still cannot fly in this game where are you at i’m in a hole in a mountain in a hole i made a hole i found coal so i made a hole to get the coal

In the mountain in the hole with the coal hashtag bars i honestly don’t know does it count if i drink air instead um what’d you say i heard a phantom phantom phantom [Laughter] honey honey oh baby what’d you do [Laughter] yeah this is the [ __ ] i gotta deal with on the daily honey

Michael mike did you scream so loud you break your internet again no is it bright and sunny for you now yeah where are you i respond oh no i’m dead by the way because i got murdered i got attacked by a phantom on one well i found all your

[ __ ] thank you for landing on the mountainside at least i i so what happened was that i was at the top there and uh the phantom attacked me and i had one heart so i freaked the [ __ ] out and just ran uh-huh and it was either a i was gonna die from

The phantom or i was gonna fall and hit the ground and die from impact [Laughter] oh great so i don’t know i might have to restart the game okay i’m trying to collect your [ __ ] let me do that real quick i hit escape and it it closes up the whole [ __ ] game okay my love dear i’m quitting god

Oh by the way i had a lot of [ __ ] over there yeah i know i’m going back for my third round of your [ __ ] you splattered by the way you didn’t just hit the ground you splattered oh my god that scream it sounded like he was getting murdered oh he did get murdered

Yes i just like the progression of that just it sounded like he was getting murdered oh he did get murdered oh my goodness you said i hear phantom i’m like i feel phantom and the phantom’s up his [ __ ] great that that that i feel phantom came as a scream [Laughter]

That was so perfect i’m sorry oh are we building our house in this little hole here yes fine pro tip don’t get murdered what’d you say i could switch off of oh i’m proud of you honey do you need the uh do you need the coordinates i thought you just said you could

I i did and then i i don’t know what happened but it stopped and now it’s stuck on three again oh my goodness that’s not your computer either honestly that is my computer because i press escape and it closes the game window down what the [ __ ] did you do

And i completely quit game i don’t know what i did why do you always have to do something that breaks it this is why we can’t have nice things michael when the [ __ ] did i right click windows microsoft word what like what the [ __ ] do i do i try restarting my computer now

And hoping that just wipes whatever i did away or you can uh you can google your problem it’s up to you microsoft word just wanted some attention it was getting uh this game i clicked nowhere near it nowhere near it it was like hey baby you want to type on me

It right clicked as if uh i was opening it up oh god it’s almost nighttime again i don’t want to do a phantom We haven’t done we haven’t slept i’m digging a hole actually i’m building a hole least around victor hi i love you okay you’re just gonna use my boobs as a table okay nope not right now i regret hearing that sentence hey baby you want to type on me

I got your word right here i got your word processing system right here brown sugar firmware i honestly don’t know what the [ __ ] is happening it’s almost like moving my mouse uh-huh it’s clicking meanwhile my cat honestly if you saw this [ __ ] right now you’d be saying what the [ __ ] is well probably

This is janky as [ __ ] but it works and we broke it yes how do i remove someone’s speaking license uh you do it like this wait oh okay that’s how you do it that’s five minutes on the clock five minutes you have to entertain the stream and go and restart my computer now

And it’s going to be a real boring next five minutes oh man um am i allowed to yell at victor you’re not allowed to yell at victor you are you’re not allowed to yell at victor you can struggle against him but you cannot yell at him it’s called a voice band

Damn you’re a 44 month subscriber to your own channel wow i don’t know who victor is but yes victor is the cat that is getting in the way victor’s a good boy point him over smacking in the background oh man if it’s the captain no uh sometimes victor needs y’all so yeah hmm

Hey do you know where your magic 8 ball is shake your head or whatever i’ll see it in a minute no you don’t okay it’s a long delay by the way i i heard you shake your head then a minute later um where am i uh i’m about to restart my computer

Once his voice band goes off probably somewhere in the game nah nah well you know what i’ll start up real quick and i can’t use anything okay what the [ __ ] why is it like if i can even start minecraft what the [ __ ] um Every time i try to open um my my minecraft launcher it just goes to minecraft launcher properties as if i right clicked it um i i can’t even open minecraft uh so yeah uh i i gotta restart my computer and hope that fixes it

Oh i will i got one more minute i gotta make sure that you uh yeah i’ll be back we’ll put it this way i’ll be back because i can’t even really do anything talk to you in a little bit whenever you can talk again bye i’ll be right back

Yeah i think you’re right i think the voice hands up stretch everybody stretch take a moment you’re probably all sitting chillin take a moment stress check your body stress don’t stress stretch shake your posture mike’s making us hydrate oh he’s doing his usual rounds and victor found a pull string on my

Jacket to play with victor get the crazy out of your eyes thank you why does night time last forever in this game these days okay little uh make [ __ ] make [ __ ] make shift hut check uh i’ll be back in a second wait for my computer figure life out i was only

About to stretch but now that i’ve been told to i won’t do it i don’t blame you treat your kitties victor don’t twerk at me come here come here victor come here he’ll eventually come get it see what we do is we bait the camera and then the cat will eventually

We’ll put it right there the cat will eventually come and we’ll see a cat like right here oh he’s looking at it he’s thinking about it jump that’s a good boy come here come here oh this is victor he’s my psycho boy he’s my good boy but he’s a psycho

There you go baby eat it’s a tr victor eat it put in your mouth that’s my boy you got it you got it you got it okay good boy yeah good boy ah he’s not the smartest but he’s cute so we keep him okay so mike i don’t wanna

I’ve got some very legal crimes to commit good luck and good night have a good night man thank you so much for stopping by and thank you for the follow hope to see you in the future okay so we have two stacks of 64. i need to organize

This this is going to kill me i also want to turn them around uh it is daytime after all which is fantastic we’re gonna leave that to smell and we’re gonna whoa why can i hear myself we’re gonna break one piece of the floor there put that there mike are you back

Can i get a oh yeah oh yeah all right hopefully this actually works i hope so dear god my computer hates me apparently i don’t know what you did to it i don’t beat it for anything no you know what beat it or anything oh god victor victor victor are you okay

Oh god he’s got the zooms and he’s running right in between my lights and i’m so afraid he’s going to knock it over dirt right more direct some granite some gravel that’s a little bit organized at least that’s your iron pick oh my god we have so much [ __ ] already

We’ve been playing this game for like what a couple hours and we already have [ __ ] oh minecraft realms okay michael what victor stop it oh no let’s just say that you’re joining back in oh he just automatically assume you’re in trouble let me know when you’re ready for the coordinates

I’m ready for the coordinates okay so you’re going to be going to negative 692 168 138 negative 6.92 168. better calm down baby okay uh say that one more say uh the first and the last one more time negative 691 negative 138. that is where i have put down a house

For us to at least have while we build a need to go that househouse oh lord oh ok ok 691 198 691 138 you know what all right so this block that way there this block that way just one of these two blocks that way is oh i found the water that’s good we started off mhm that was a lot that’s a deep water cave okay oh my god please don’t drown

Okay we have a little hut at least to protect ourselves at night i think i see them now okay so what would you like to build our house out of oh no no clue i got so excited for 30 seconds i thought that uh some calcite was a sheep yeah uh-huh

Okay do i go down and try to figure out how to get i don’t even know i guess we kind of have to start carving away down don’t we well this is going to be where our house is right here am i supposed to be in the snow

Why am i drowning in the snow in the snow michael oh i’m freezing today [Laughter] mike honey I went into like six foot of snow or worse oh why why why you good no did you survive yes apparently there’s snow on our mountain huh interesting as far as i know this is still our mountain it’s possible it should be i hear you digging i’m not digging

There’s calcium [ __ ] and ice over here oh no this isn’t our mountain oh jesus way too small way too small size queen over here wait went to negative right negative 680 by by 138 negative 138 positive 138 honey you [ __ ] idiot two i’m only about 200

Blocks off well you only have a little bit of sun to go so ow i already climbed the mountain [ __ ] oh my god i’m gonna commit the worst crime ever and dig straight down oh no right that was a dangerous crime because it just sort of caved in right there oh my god

There’s a zombie oh that’s straight down okay breaking my legs ignore me i found our mountain i see the waterfall you are busting my eardrums is what you’re doing i apologize i’m breaking my legs multiple times over oh hi sheep oh kill them wait kill them we need to get wool

We need six pieces of wool i’m not gonna make it those are those are okay okay those are the bad guys honey are you good no i’m at the base of the mountain and i need help oh god i got bad guys looking at me well

Dig yourself a little hole and stay for the night i’m going up the mountain i have like no health oh honey dig yourself a little hole and stay in there for the night i’m going up the waterfall okay i i can okay you have food yes okay not much

The waterfall is the best way up okay by the way the waterfall is the quickest way out okay good to know i am scaling the mountain i’m sure you are hey bumblebee i found the bee waterfall is the best way up until you need all right where you at baby over here

Found you all right no falling more than a block i cannot run i literally cannot run there’s food in here not much but there’s some i have one heart oh honey i booked it and i booked it the wrong way oh honey we need to figure out a food

Situation because we’re about to run out i literally gave you half of what i had i had uh there’s sheep on the other mountain over there okay i’m gonna go cheap in tomorrow okay where’s my stuff in that house up there my iron pickaxe torches oh man oh that [ __ ]

I wish we had bed so we could sleep through the night i’m gonna make like a little bedroom in here so when we do make beds we have a little place to sleep thank you this would be a big enough full bedroom emerald iron youtube nice ah what it’s a nice little bedroom

It’ll do for now when we actually build our house we’ll actually like obviously but for now this is home hope you like it i love it now if only i wasn’t halfway through dying you’re already halfway through dying again i only made it up to five hearts i have two more melon slices

Do i dare use them no i have four more we both have four do i dare eat them i don’t know we need three more pieces of string in order to make a fishing pole we’re both gonna have to go hunting tomorrow uh-huh i’m ready yeah

Sheep here i come damn smack you with a sword ah oh my god this is where we get freaky oh my god down boy now i have a closet can you guess what i am okay no okay it’s going twilight let’s get uh hold on before we do anything i’m going

To take some iron and make a pair of sheers so i can share this sheep and then i’m going to take yep snip snip and then these are for you on the crafting table how do you use them you walk up to a sheep and you press right click nice okay

They’re over that way yes just be careful on the descent and i’m taking the waterfall okay i don’t blame you all right waterfall if i can if i can uh have your assistance please i don’t know that’s right exactly you’re going to say can i jump i’m just going to waterfall it waterfall

Oh god careful that tree by the way there’s a tree halfway down okay so i see some sheep oh yeah they’re all oh i hear a spider where where probably down below in that cave well spiders don’t burn in sunlight so it’s very possible it’s just around uh bottom of the waterfall aha

Hey sheepsies yes i got enough for a [ __ ] fishing pole are we only cutting the sheep up or are we killing the sheep no we need the meat too we just need to guarantee this uh the wall okay so we’re snipping them then snipping them sniffing and cracking

All right i take this one over here hey billy bob i love you and all but sorry gregory because we need dinner tonight that’s a skelly man how many pieces of wool did you get so far ah [ __ ] one off each of them i see chickens we might be able to get

Some eggs and raw chicken mm-hmm well if i can make my auto egg feeder we can uh hopefully get unlimited chicken a whole lot of iron in here but i’m not sure if i really want to take the time to gather it hello mr chicken mr anderson goodbye mr chicken

More sheep more sheep get them sheepy sheepy i’m sucking them oh jeez i don’t even know where you went i’m making them into a sock oh god we’re having lamb chops for dinner perfect i’m sorry mr chicken get those because i know those will make you happy any more movement keep

Going chicken five lamb chops someone give me two right i have uh i have two myself give me the eggs know i keep hurting myself sounds like real life yes oh sheep thank you oh he gave me two pieces of wool nice three he was a super good boy that’s why i

Murdered him nice uh we need to start making our way back up i think this one’s gonna set soon oh i lost track of the sun you lost track of the sun i don’t know where the sun is can you see it probably on the other side i’m going up the thing now

The waterfall yeah okay i’m making my way towards it i wandered a pretty good distance away um i have no sight on the sun whatsoever yeah i have no idea what time it is is it up in the haze above us probably you want me to start cooking lamb chops yes please

Honey i’m home i’ve already been home oh well i’m sorry sir they’re up top okay so let me make my little chicken thing so what about the wool what are we doing for wool uh here you can toss it at me thank you okay so first off that that that that

And then if i do this right you can’t do it this way you do all right so make sure you use this respond your bed my bed okay so right click on your red yeah all right respawn point set yeah so if you die you’ll respond here good yes

And not a million miles away exactly okay so next chickens there’s mutton i need to eat mutton here how much you want to mutton that’ll be good for now yeah they do three okay thank you okay so we have that and then i need i’ll make a barrel and then i need

Some iron okay so we will do that put the barrel here like that so if we throw something that should appear in there it does perfect all right so next cool we got some chicken now you get over there i’m tired i hear that and i need to get up

Okay i’ll end here damn it nothing one of these numbers all right chicken no chicken nope chicken no chicken nope chicken nope yes okay we at least got one so welcome to our uh little chicken egg thing so we step we can step here and open the barrel to get the eggs out

Uh meanwhile when this chicken grows up he’ll produce eggs and deposit them into the hopper and it will auto collect them so we will collect the eggs and we can put them we can either add more chickens to the contraption and thus making our egg production faster or we can

Find another place to crack open the eggs and then let them grow up and then how do i put this lightly slobbed with them all I’m sorry was that not lightly enough that was that was pretty pretty dark so yeah that’s the egg murder machine yep billy bob’s in there just vibing with a big ass head and small ass body yeah all right and i’m done for the night okay honey oh

I was gonna make a fishing pole so i’ll be able to fish some up some fish for dinner right greg get off our lawn we talked about this greg old smelly old yeller uh put all this in here real fast yeah i’m gonna get off it’s 3am

All right thank you guys so much for watching no one else is in here so thanks guys bye bye bye