Minecraft – The Alchemist – Brewing Very Bad Potions!

Where are the water know why oh there it is oh [ __ ] not good corey what are you doing you [ __ ] up now didn’t you just had to do that didn’t you um what can we throw out i can throw nope nope no we shouldn’t do that throw that out okay

We can throw that out pull that out we can draw that up now you can throw that out i think we have all the bottles now we can throw where was it where was it that i just threw up i just threw something out didn’t i but i forgot now

What the hell did i throw out okay let me breathe throw like a show oh these arrows there we go oh [ __ ] threw him off screen wasn’t supposed to do that okay i got tons of bottles and where’s my oh there’s my treehouse huh okay interesting come on are you stupid or stupid

Wait that’s a four that way four bam bam take a bam bam four this way um okay i’ll be right back i’m gonna go ahead and make myself an axe which i had one but i threw it away actually let’s uh try out this bruin sand real quick and let’s put some there

Somewhere there so over there how did that look nice now what if we put like another one what does that procreate oh [ __ ] my bad my bad didn’t need to do that um hmm okay let’s watch i just want to see what it does what can i create netherwork blah blah

Blah blah blah it’s almost done it’s almost done it’s almost what the [ __ ] did that awkward potion all effects really gold nugget i can’t click anything with that gold does par oh can i no i can’t do anything with that mushrooms spider eye that’ll do something creating three of them

Okay we’ll figure out something but um i was going to make i know what i was going to make two sticks here three right there and i [ __ ] up two sticks there i forgot to take it didn’t i i’m a [ __ ] sometimes hmm that recruit no that’s not a creeper oh [ __ ] enderman

You know what you wanna fight man let’s go man come on yeah i know you’re coming at me bro come on come on bro mama oh [ __ ] dude you carrying [ __ ] crazy [ __ ] oh i see you carrying that block coming oh come here come here you got that oh [ __ ] we teleported man

Like freaking oh [ __ ] no don’t do that man i’ll kill you you must be out of your mind yeah he’s crazy okay now we go to the top maybe okay there’s a four going this way okay okay that’s an ugly very ugly zombie now sorry zombie can’t play with you right oh [ __ ]

I guess it’s whatever you say nope what the [ __ ] [ __ ] then i say i can’t play with you right now okay now leave me alone okay let’s uh just finish this off right here just making it symmetrical sorry sorry i’m a symmetry [ __ ] we all know that

Guys should have seen this coming it was bound to happen one day now i’m going to actually actually let’s go inside pick this up go back inside pick things up put things down um take these two and then i can put them here right about there okay that’s not symmetrical but

We will roll with it for sure oh glass lots of glass thank you very much my good friend now see what we have concocted up here oh [ __ ] there’s poison man that’s not good it’s not a good potion now how can we heal this can we make no can’t do that mushrooms man

That’s the way nope can’t do that either no oh [ __ ] nope don’t want that mushroom no can’t do that [ __ ] it’s like poisonous [ __ ] man i wonder what okay i don’t want that i’ll drink that right now oh [ __ ] i’m dying man i’m dying oh [ __ ]

Oh my god this is what it has come to my creations have come to kill me oh [ __ ] man i gotta i gotta fix myself oh normal hard no not hard uh controls uh done video settings moody brightness sprite that’s what i’m talking about i’m not tired well i’m dying but i’m not

Dying if that makes sense doesn’t make sense i know that bottle there and we just basically made a bunch of poisonous potions good job corey you have accomplished nothing in life now if i can make some sort of mushroom stew here gold nuggets now didn’t think so either uh another word

Now i can make myself an awkward potion and let’s uh store the city here for now i guess uh we’ll leave that there now i should cut this tree down shouldn’t i let’s cut this tree down because we need wood so mine as well we still don’t have any ender pearls which sucks

Nuts but we’ll get some eventually we’re gonna need a lot holy crap we are if we’re going to achieve our goal to go to the end and defeat the ender dragon queen then um we are definitely gonna need lots of ender pearls and so we can make ender eyes i have vendors oh

Is that right whatever the thing you throw and it brings you to the portal that thing you’ll need a lot of that nope oh not what i wanted to do [ __ ] man i can’t even [ __ ] aim [ __ ] right okay it’s kinda not really not not really i didn’t think so

Whatever i’m just gonna be did i stutter yes i did um that was not okay why does that not come out to be straight huh why i think it’s this right here no it’s not that it was no and what the hell i didn’t look straight before