Minecraft: THE EASIEST ADVENTURE MAP EVER

All right what’s going on dudes and welcome to the easiest adventure map of all time no really that’s actually what it’s called it’s called the easiest map of all time I guess it’s supposed to be kind of a joke map sort of thing I don’t know anyway let’s just get started and

See what the easiest adventure map of all time could hold in store for us okay I guess I have to walk over the pressure plate I was like hey maybe the easiest adventure map I could oh let’s see what this means team TM welcome to the easiest adventure map TM Oh trademark

Ever remember you can’t possibly lose you can’t possibly lose don’t listen to the witch escape while you can fail every test you can lose if you try it so we’re trying to lose this very interesting you can’t possibly lose lots of binary it probably says you can’t

Possibly lose in Vienna okay so to give you an idea of what the map is going to be like that’s a little bit of a taste CaptainSparklez wakes up in the middle of the night welcome to the easiest bench map ever by army stuntman captain sparkles walks downstairs Oh captain sparkles can only

Follow the the path that’s outlined for captain sparkles I see all right well captain sparkles gonna walk down some stairs and go get some food from the refrigerator because that sounds absolutely delicious who doesn’t want a midnight snack mmm captain sparkles opens the fridge there is no milk

Ah what a bummer dude I hate it when I go for a midnight cereal snack and then oh and then music starts what the heck are you doing here haha I stole your own milk that’s that’s what which is sound like by the way in case you didn’t know um and I’m I’m

Dotting okay you have to pass my ten super minecraft trials to get it back aha I can’t do the Nick the Nick which left it’s a bummer I say okay a very unenthusiastic way I just want my milk it’s just milk but okay the witch is

Like well I wanted this to be more dramatic but when you put it that way what okay yeah it’s just bye thanks for stealing my milk you idiot just wanted some cereal god dang it I could just go to the grocery store but I’ll complete your your 10 Minecraft

Trials of doom instead dot dot dot um oh yeah let me teleport you yeah that’d be that’d be probably a good idea because I’m stuck here the path is can’t do the path anymore bummer it’s bummer this is the guy who made this has actually done some good Maps

Before so yeah that’s why I’m playing it uh the witch is okay now for my first trial walk through the iron doll you’ll never vas this one I’m trying to make the voice slightly less obnoxious possibly you won’t survive these oh wow that was did you see how good I am at

Jumping he says oh oh you survives him how did you do that I don’t know by being amazing did you see that did you see how amazing I was on on that god I’ve never judged just I like I was possessed was taken over by this immense parkouring ability that you never the

Likes of which had never been seen before you’ll never figure out my 10 did you’ll ever code whoa hahaha let me guess if I flip one of these levers Oh I figured it out it was all a ruse and any of them were Oh what a what a clever

Ruse that was the easiest adventure map ever TM of all time oh wait do we go up or down I went up what if I go down I just want to see what happens if I go down okay I can’t go down doesn’t let me go down because it’s the easiest

Adventure map ever TM let’s go here you can’t possibly stand on this wooden pressure plate wow you’re really good at this but it won’t be enough why would I not be able to stand on the wooden pressure plate you weirdo alright anyway Oh answer correctly which is my favorite

Drink dairy milk milk or dairy liquid now this I’m gonna guess that it’s it all works because they’re all kind of the same they all come out of cows and they’re all actually milk but I’m just gonna say milk just standard old milk oh

How did you know but did let me let me just guess let me guess they all they all just I’ll just go to the place they’ll just go to the place they all just go to the place go to luck getting lost in my hedge maze you say good luck

Getting lost as if as if the challenge is to get lost because it’s so simple that you can act just to solve it so let’s see I’m gonna assume that if I just walk around it I’ll be I’ll be go for a walk through it that also works oh

There’s pressure plates in there oh this is very fancy hedge maze wow it closes up behind you that was more complex than I thought it would be but even so this test is really hard you have to push the button yeah you’re way too good at this

Dude you can’t be so good at this I’ll never get out the milk you can’t possibly make me give up the milk dude the milk is oh no shoot why I know why I’ll never give it now why would you be standing next to TNT that I can

Ignite when you say that you’ll never give up the milk that just doesn’t seem logical so I don’t well thanks but now I’m going to blow up my milk actually that doesn’t seem like a good idea the evil which is kill well done did I get my milk back I think later

That night dot-dot-dot there’s a lot of dots here everything seems to be as it should captain sparkles wakes up in the middle of the night thinks he’s thirsty decides to go downstairs to grab some milk now what happened opens the fridge is there milk

Or is there no milk oh you take out some milk and pour some cereal sweets oh and there’s cake – I got rewarded with cake you are winner you have milk now that is amazing I love it I cannot believe that I meet the Matt app it was so difficult

Big difficulties to challenge the lazy ending you deserve it the lead oh there are different endings here there are different endings how did I get the lazy ending I didn’t see different ways you could do it either way I was that was that was easy as it

Said really not okay with that need a hint try to find a way to fail oh you’re supposed to try to find a way to fail oh you know oh oh so to fail is to win wow I didn’t realize this let’s try again

Okay so our goal is to fail can I fail Oh which is later do not I probably should have done that the first time around but I didn’t I was like oh she told me no walk through the iron door better listen to that better listen hey

There’s a that’s probably not a good thing to fall through it oh that is a good thing to fall through I guess we want oh you messed up on your lair why did you do that why did you do that oh that’s what oh now you got dang it

She patched that how did you patch that so quickly well now what do I do can I just do this there you go there we go I failed I failed I didn’t step on the thing you wanted me that now I’m stuck oh no no wait there’s oh I died

Again hey this is great can I fail yet no whit you’ll never stop let me fail if I want to fail I’m try in effect oh my god oh there’s this over here oh I bet if I break everything oh yeah I’m falling half the paprika look

At all those little holes up there which really an engineer these things properly wait can I go down here now can I get that I can yes all I can go down this is the best oh thank goodness I’m failing everything okay so even if I fail I get

Brought to the next challenge oh this is good this is good I’m literally failing every single one you can’t possibly stand on that wooden pressure plate no I can’t actually what’s my favorite drink what’s my favorite dairy drink um I was gonna how do I fail this one actually Oh dank

Memes dank memes your oh god I’m down again I’m real I’m okay I’m getting I’m getting better at this what’s it was this so I feel like I I failed at failing last time around I don’t think that oh wait is there thing what that there’s something down here it says

Ready get really a really dank memes says really dank memes is there anything else though I just walk around here I don’t want to step on any of these pressure plates because I feel like that’s bad it actually answers the question so maybe maybe I should just press really dankmemes

Oh oh what what okay that was what I was supposed to do error text missing would you like to report this error yes I would please report this to a level II immediately how do i how do i report how do i what the poem i what in the where am I

Error error relocating unable to find spawn relocating well this was an easy what the heck is happening to me right I’m falling okay that I did I win I think I won I won it failing oh my god I want it failing this is the greatest

Thing ever but now I’m what the heck do the whole map is glitching out this is crazy how do I get out of here how do I get out of here I didn’t get out of here dude yo hey where are you a customer am i a waiter now

A cashier I’m very hungry dude that’s so cool because I give give give me the the sandwich would you like a sandwich this is bread but maybe it’ll pass for a sim and give them the sandwich ah maybe I don’t give you the same way I’m trying

To give you the sandwich don’t get mad at me I’m really trying I’m really trying to give you the sandwich I’m really trying and I can’t do it I’m stuck here behind this invisible wall of no sandwich getting dude I’m trying so hard to give

You the sandwich I can’t do it I give you the sandwich ah how do I do it maybe if I eat the sandwich myself that’ll know oh my god I don’t know how to give him the sandwich take the sand just take the sandwich just take it

Just take them they say this is not going well oh there you go Hey Oh was that just absolutely delicious well that was in – too bad I’ll do that to you what the heck is happening oh I can I can leave now EB Games I’ve been in one of those in

Such a long time there used to be one that I went to at my local mall all the Thai hi there how’re you doing mate whoa hey guys hey you guys welcome to eb games listen to this copy that all right Roger copy that I got I got it

Well well done dude I don’t know why we’re playing Simon set here what the good luck getting lost in my hedge mate al we’re back here we’re back here again this is unacceptable I didn’t I didn’t ask for this okay how do I get lost in

The hedge maze that Oh for real this time for I could get that oh I can do this this time I think maybe Hannah oh yeah oh my god where am I would it uh uh what happen enabled virtual reality okay Oh click click the button Oh I don’t

Want to click the button I bet you can’t push that but I bet you eh oh shoot oh shoot No yeah button you can click the button because I said you cannot no I’m trying to not click the way I want I want to leave I

Want to leave oh I didn’t sign up for this I’m trying to break you and it didn’t break it didn’t break it didn’t break it didn’t break you need to break it no I don’t want it what if I don’t want to click the button what if I don’t

Want to click the button I can just not click the Bayeux there’s some some cracks in the Oh what the heck it’s it why do you refuse to win hey hey pull your jets there which cool your jets come fight me if you dare oh dude

I’ll fight you mate oh dang dude do we get to fight the witch I’ll never give up your milk whoa ha ha ha wait but I’m still gonna die still get to step on the TNT oh you’re gonna die again rest in pieces which I tried really hard to fail

All your evil which is kill well done but I broke all the challenges later that night ok let me see I want to see if the outcome is any different CaptainSparklez wakes up in the middle of the night I’m thirsty I think I’ll go downstairs and have something to drink I walk

Downstairs and open up the fridge and in it I find some milk and I pour it into some cereal and then I live happily ever after you are winner you have milk now now did I win did I win the whole thing or did I lose the whole thing yep yep I

Did I did with the lazy delayed what don’t don’t push the button don’t shoot don’t shoot the whip oh I shouldn’t die I didn’t push the button though I didn’t push the button god dang it I didn’t push the button why did you hmm [ __ ] God dang it

God damn I’m such an overachiever why am I so bad at failing I feel like here maybe I needed to not copy it correctly I got in the habit of oh maybe I should didn’t know let’s do the opposite I’m sorry I’m so bad at no oh ok so you

Wanted no no so I’m supposed to see I never know when I’m supposed to do it right and what I’m supposed to do wrong well well done well err err err wait but now oh my god back here again we’re back here ok so we need to fail how do we

Fail we know how do we know how to okay there’s a thing up there can do anything with that no I think I just have to go in here to fail I got stuck in the hedge maze you ya idiot oh no I’m here now what stop okay what

If I don’t press that button what if I go over here what if I go over here and then I no stop duh hey you can’t push that button oh I bet you I can’t I bet you I’m not gonna push the but I swear to God I swear to

God right now I swear to god I’m not gonna push it I’m not gonna push it and then I’m not gonna blow you up I’m not gonna blow you up at the end I’m gonna do something else I’ve done everything correct and by correct I mean incorrect so for God darn

It let me out let me out let me out let me out let me out let me go back here I’m not going to push the button I’m not gonna do what you tell me to do I don’t like to win I love losing now now okay

So that now okay what if I hit the button now doesn’t do anything okay but but but but but if I refused to kill you if I refused to kill you what what can we do step on the wood no no no that’s not how its skill work it’s not how this is

Gonna work I’m not gonna follow what you say god dang how do I feel this how do I fail this what defeat me what are you waiting for do something not gonna do anything I just want to hit the button now that you now that we’re past the

Button part I just want to sit here and hit the button okay okay good what have you done what have what have you done I’ve done a thing where I don’t listen to you Oh critical system error whoa please contact end sector engineer what in the

World oh boy all you had to do was wait all you had to my god where am i net where am I now what the heck dude where we just gotten to what kind of craziness if we just could not find adventure dot ini file is missing or Chrome Wow

Oh wow all this because you didn’t beat don’t do that to me I didn’t request this oh god oh god please don’t fail me please don’t fail me oh we’re good we’re good we’re good I was worried that it was gonna fail me and I was gonna be like that’s not okay what

If I would ever go in here what if I go in here that’s not gonna work is it okay that’s not gonna work well this just got really crazy all of a sudden this frickin parkour shenanigans wait let me see let me see okay so we want to go

Oh okay so we want to stand on these Oh things just got in our buckle hold on hold on wait for it wait for it wait for it then we cross them across and we cross them across oh come on yes first floor where we going do we do

We do parkour jumps over there parkour jumps here we go what yes okay that’s great library nothing library zip bedroom zip bathroom nada donek wait a minute wait a minute I know this place I know this place this was in one of his other adventure maps Wow everything just came full circle

Everything just completely came full circle are all participants are to win are to win r2d2 oh as their barriers and air no barriers in there I can I do where do we go where do we go where do we go I wonder if in order to Oh what if we

Need to go over there there’s like an opening or maybe over here bet no not over there it’s got to be a way out of this or we Oh parkour and a half that’s what I’m talking about maybe maybe that OSI horik okay so we got to do a little

Bit of hardcore parkour potentially if it lets me if it lets me let’s see what can we do what can we do over here yes yeah mm-hmm there we go got you got you and I got you and do I got you I better got ya there we old I figured we were

Working our way over there – I called it I called it now you don’t dare miss this you son of a [ __ ] you son of a [ __ ] God dang it where’s it gonna send me to please still be no no don’t do this to me God our options are we can go down

There or or we can go there mmm I don’t know okay please make this jump yes there we go okay that note should point meta though that no checkpoint man I feel like we’re going down anyway and I should have just landed on one of the things anything in there at noop noop

Noop what do we have here Oh will be a little drop gotta drop the bass right over here actually wait a minute oh dear oh dear how do we make hold on hold on maybe maybe this instead maybe we just do this we go down there and then maybe

Maybe just drop down onto there possibly do that mmm I don’t know I feel like there might be barrier blocks or something that are just gonna ruin me oh come on oh boy oh boy oh oh oh this works oh this works okay there were some there were some invisible ox over there

Making my life a lot easier okay now some more parkour for you some more parkour for your failing pleasure come on come on come on come on what what yes yes yes we did it we’re back on solid ground we’re not back on solid ground at

All what is this what is this where am I going why have you led me here why have you done this to me where am I and how do I escape oh no no that’s bad that’s not what I was going what the heck wait wait did it no you stupid God

Dang it God dang it so I’ve determined that maybe maybe we don’t go down here at all for a map that was supposed to be the easiest adventure map of all time this sure is anything but straightforward and easy he’s like you have you have to make such specific

Wrong choices that are actually the right choices that are what that die just had a bunch of witches fall behind me okay this very interesting can I do this there we go and then it says run run run oh boy so it’s going to be that

That thing where yet you run and then you jump right you run and then you jump yep okay okay okay please don’t mess this up please don’t mess no checkpoint Netta that no checkpoint meta okay okay come on oh god there we go oh wait what are you doing what are you

Doing what are you doing oh we made it okay now from here where do we want to probably maybe this maybe this may be this may be this may be is and then from here where do we know sign work unless unless there is locks oh but

We have oh god okay so I have to do the most monumental jump that’s ever jumped and land over there oh boy and if I don’t do that I have to start over at the beginning whoo come on life is grand life sure is jest grin let me let me see

Let me see let me see we see what happens if we oh I could have reset and gone there and then reset but I didn’t but I didn’t the no checkpoint that is the best thing in the world there we go okay okay so how we gonna do maybe we

Should have just done this I should have done this like a smart person instead of being an idiot instead of being an idiot I could have done that now do we want to go through here probably don’t want to go through here no that’s not a good

Thing probably just want to do this probably just want to do this and then oh don’t make me regret this wait wait wait wait wait we’d been there already we have been there already which means where are we going from here oh wait this brings us back wait a minute was

This all just an elaborate ruse to get us on top of the fence at the very beginning of this thing was that all this was it was it’s all it’s all we were just trying to get over here the entire time the entire time it was just

All of that this place oh my god is that oh my god this is all it was this is all it was all along let me through the gummy through the gosh darn doors wait where are we going oh over there back over there back over there okay okay

Here we are and here we are again no what do we do here what do we do here what do we do in this area anything is there anything we can do in this what the heck this is a dead end this is total dead end okay okay there’s got to

Be I swear to God if you dead ended me you didn’t get any you did you didn’t did it okay thank you thank you thank you thank you there are a lot of levers no wait what what open the no open the door no open the door don’t panic don’t

Panic what are we doing oh we do that we do that we do that because that was the place where it’s broken before okay I got you I got you now we’re over here now we’re over here what are we doing over here what are we doing over here

You got oh this looks dangerous I’m guessing the no checkpoint Mehta still in effect here still in effect don’t you dare fail don’t you dare fall on this okay okay okay right here oh you boy Oh your boy with the hole my god we’ll probably need to make that jump maybe

Maybe maybe there are two options but I’m gonna go for this one I’ll go for the high road and then and then this and then this is the sketchiest thing I’ve ever Oh God oh no no not this jump not this jump not today not today

I’ve had this jump before it’s not a good jump oh if you remember if you saw that map that that don’t the floor is lava map this jump is the worst jump god dang it oh god please please please oh my god I made it oh my god I made it oh

My god oh my god first try with your boy but then this I have to make this to know yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah that was great now what a weird where do we go from here though that’s the question where do

We go I’m here right we go there we go there and then we go up this is the most just random aimless craziness I’ve ever experienced in my life but okay are we going what the where does this lead where does where does this all lead I

Just have no idea I still get it I don’t get it what are we doing where are we done darn it oh we’re at wait are we going on to the brick thing oh we’re going on to the brick thing hold on is that what we’re doing that’s what we’re doing

We’re going over here yes oh my god I stepped on a pressure plate that must mean that must mean checkpoint right probably not probably not okay okay over here over here and up and up and up and where and over there over there is it over there is that where

We’re trying to go I think I think I can only assume one can only imagine that we’re going right oh yes yes yes yes yes oh my God look at where we are look at this place that we managed to get to this is cool what does this say now a

Disabled virtual reality am I sitting for a moment am I supposed to press this button and why I hope we’re supposed to press this button don’t fail me don’t fail me please don’t fail oh hi there well look at where we are now we’re in it looks much prettier much much

Prettier now okay under construction unfinished chamber 14 what is this maintenance shaft this does look oddly familiar this looks oddly familiar like like I’m pretty sure this is from one of his other adventure maps like I was saying yeah yeah this it’s like the way that library thing was okay observation

Oh dude we are totally oh I remember this chamber exactly oh we’re totally back in the freaking one of the adventure maps this is so weird dude this is so weird okay it’s all this is so meta and all coming full circle and freaking all this

Stuff wait do I go down here do I go down here no that doesn’t seem oh maybe this is the way to go come on this got to be the way it’s got to be the way show me the way show me yeah I remember

All the I remember all of this now okay I know if I remember correctly shadows yeah greetings professor dude we’re totally supposed to go down into that place you’ve been stuck in that reality machine for quite some time I apologize for that oh my god so this the easiest

Adventure map ever isn’t even it’s all just a virtual reality thing well current protocol states that all personnel must evacuate the area so okay all right wait do we go through here yeah this was where I had to make that that terribly difficult decision about

Important note um oh my god dude this is I’ve been here before this is the deja of luest of deja Vu’s this is from the Attili airy facilities map oh my god okay I don’t know let’s see if the levers still have an effect or if I

Should just keep going I’m just gonna keep going let’s just go let’s just go and see what happens office block okay we’re going through here we’re going through here we’re just making our way downtown testing well I wonder if I have to do any of the tests

That I already did in the past in order to make this thing happen anything in furnaces dispensers nope nope nope nope took a wrong turn what about overall maintenance shafte let’s go down here the fifth test under repairs okay guess we’re not going over there guess we’re going over here maybe

Exits oh I do like myself some exits exits are pretty good exits are pretty swell can I do this can i oh yeah good bye professor wait what it’s an exit though how do I um hold on am i screwed if I go in there well let’s just see let’s see if this

Works Oh return entrance wait wait let me through let me through I feel like we’re going the correct incorrect you’re supposed to just do everything wrong here we’re not going to the exit like we probably should be we’re going elsewhere jump and let the yep this is all from

That map but we can ignore it you can just ignore it right second agility test where are we trying to go which I think we’re working our way backwards through everything workers lobby and then oh yeah this was like the entrance to the whole place a Tilly area facilities is so weird the

Easiest adventure map is that it is that it we just walked out the door of the first map that he made and we win and we out of frustration oh it’s saying it was by him out of frustration for something maybe other adventure maps that he played that he

Was like these are too easy so I’m gonna do something like that anyway did we win they get the good ending I got a good ending I want the good ending can you tell me if I won did I win I hope I won I think they count as I

Won yes congratulations to me I think I think anyway um thanks so much for watching make sure to LIKE if you liked check out the playlist and description from Ward that your maps and subscribe to more videos I’ll see you next time you