Minecraft: Vault Hunters Modded SMP Ep. 78 – Artifacts Are A Myth

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Do a mod pack vault hunters yes it was supposed to be released today but i guess they’re dealing with some final bugs for stability before it launches i caught a little bit of iscall stream earlier uh it would appear that the reason why occasionally people are not getting boss crates is

Their luck level is too high isco’s luck level is like 14. i don’t i don’t know how he and h-bomb are managing to get every piece of gear with like plus two luck on it because the only way that i would get up to luck level 14

Is i would have to have plus two luck on every piece of armor plus a sword with luck or an extra i like i have luck five or looter five and then i would need to get nine levels of luck on top of that how how

I guess a dagger true sinister thank you for gifting 20 subarus much appreciated that is very very swick of you to do let’s see what we got from that 20 subaru gift we’ve got four gorge tonight very sweet thank you so much let’s get that in there and then get yo

Statue down over here dude those endermen are still still present i just like i just don’t understand i don’t understand how you get that much luck i i do not so i guess it’s like yeah plus two luck on every piece of armor plus a dagger with luck on it

Four pieces with plus two and one with plus one like how i have one one item with plus one luck that is all that i have gotten the entirety of all gear existing how do you get all of them bluestone thank you for the 10 sub gifts

God my nose is itching i swear i’m not picking my nose it just started itching really badly it’s like the vibrations of my vocal cords causing my nose to itch it’s very frustrating uh blue stone thank you for the 10 sub gifts giving us the eight

Sweet kiwis um i’ll do my best to catch up on notifications and all that stuff uh uh you know by the time we’re wrapping up i’ll hit some of the highlights as we go the vending machines things like that i’m not ignoring you if you leave a

Message do a resub bits etc i just i gotta balance it out you know you’re probably used to it at this point but um yi yi hash your tag games think of a thousand bits as well how are you today i’m doing great if you wanted to know my

Niece and i are tuning in right now she loves vault hunters and she’s only two years old she likes the flashing colors i suppose well anyway let’s speaking of flashing colors go to the rainbow spawn trader i think with uh some eternal souls and see what we got

Because it wasn’t on yesterday so it’ll be a new set of items and then uh a new set of items in 10 minutes so let us go now so we do not to miss it’s gonna be really sad if there’s a new artifact that i don’t have because

I just i don’t have the amount needed in order to get it so okay let’s see hmm we can get a new sword we get ten ingots we get six uh four vault etchings our sword is pretty good so i’m kind of feeling like maybe the etchings i think the etchings are the

Way to go star lee or leia thank you for the sub appreciate that hype train beginning very exciting esc sora thank you for the five sub gives swick because we have good swords we have vault ingots um and etchings we have no way to craft so that’s probably good that’s probably the

Way to do i think that’s probably the way to do sinister thank you for the 25 hundo bits giving us the uncommon uh pick ether reality with the 25 hundo bits let’s get you to 1 million on instagram oh my goodness star core prince anthos with 25 hundo bits hey cap my schedule

Uh almost never lines up with your stream schedule some rally here live but i promise to watch every episode this and fallen kingdom have been a big inspiration for me to start development on my own game oh that’s pretty swick oh etching fragments wait are we tier five already oh my goodness

And then we got a me phallic with the uh five sub gifter ruse oh it’s really starting to happen here tacticals with 200 bits this calls armor only has luck one on each of them plus he got treasure hunter oh treasure hunter edge he got treasure hunter how did he get everything

How did he afford treasure hunters how did he get four treasure hunters how do you even do that i don’t i think i need to split these before i roll them otherwise it might glitch out four they’re omegas they are the equivalent of omega level to get sinister thank you for the 15

Sub gifts oh my goodness how the how do you get how how do you get all the fricks i don’t understand how do you do it i want four treasure hunters we’ve gotten one so far oh my goodness he has three and stress gave him one we got our second one ninja 20

Perry titan bro i just got three omegas in one wait what bruh how did that happen these are all three of them are the highest tier etchings that you can get we’re 50 of the way there okay all right i mean that’s a start that’s a definite start

Can you imagine 20 extra perry chance that would be sick 14 extra resistance that would be pretty swick etchings were a good decision i think even though we’re not we’re not able to do a full set of anything but etchings decent decision all right let me see the only thing is i

Wish that it like put the etchings together by what they were it doesn’t seem like it does that when i search for etchings it’s like they’re all why why are they all over the place why aren’t the same like treasure hunter treasure hunter why aren’t they next to each other

Why is it just a big twister board looking thing i don’t understand um i think like oh wait we have we have two titans actually okay um i think we only have one ninja yeah uh roman thank you for the five sub gifters oh we are going to the arena everybody

Uh use drawers for him makes sense i mean i can just search for the one that i’m looking for so it’s not really a big deal so it’s whatever all right we got winter gray versus the subs decent amount of resubs in here you guys probably stand a little bit of chance no

Absolute units no titans in here 66 to level five hype train that she that that need a lot of them way into this guy lorita chen thank you for the 2500 bits wintergrave please stop oh my god the jumps oh my god i’ve never seen so many jumps in my

Life i think this one’s over wow that’s not cool why would you do that i would just bully some bully someone your own size dude super not chill that’s gonna hurt right there it’s gonna hurt i was just so many jumps so many jumps oh my god

Never seen so many jumps in my life help bro that sucks the boss crates or the arena crates are so good that hurts that hurts man Very very sad very sad larida chen would we get skillshard skillshard with one available okay let’s open up some of these sub giftaroos here all right we’ve got roman with a pandora’s box esc sora with some kiwis me fall it with some skill essence sinister with some sparkle teen

Very very sweet what we got in the pando we got a lot of bricks okay lorita china has a vendi i also i really need to go and put some i really need to go and put some traders away don’t i uh oh boy oh boy should i do that really

Quick let me go do that really quick while we’re out here while we are here okay so some of these um we’ll see anyway okay okay we’re gonna let’s do some vendi’s i’ve been i’ve been bad at this for a little bit um so tracks mottos ah i just hate that these don’t

Highlight they don’t highlight like these tracks mottos have a vending machine i guess i just need to do this and search for it are you here are you here are you here no okay so that means we can put you somewhere oh boy we’re running out of vending machine space

All right paxmontos with the benny key very very sweet restless mike i don’t think had a vending machine previously do we have any others i think we do oh man i’m gonna have to put up more vending machines this crazy esc soro with the 25 hundo bits for some

Iscallium we know esc saw it doobie out here uh well let’s see silly lily you are over here What is this dank is six hasher tag games we don’t currently have a vendy but it is a mega head so wait were all my vending machines i thought i had vending machines here that i could put in rip okay that is not going to work either

Uh let me follow it with some uh relic boosters 2500 bits thank you very much for the good luck wishes very sweet okay so i guess these are going to go here see we got prince anthos over here very swick loretta chen boom larita chin

Boom that was some skill oh should i get that i might want to eat there’s only one right now but um anyway let’s see angel mom let me put these in here if they are going to be in another place if the reality i will put you

Into an advanced just to conserve space sinister and berkey turkey now featuring big head i actually do want to buy that oh boy hold on do that and do that and let us purchase some things uh refree goddess with the 25 hundo bits i might juice a wither skeleton skull tbh um

Let’s see berkey turkey i want to buy that shy wolf pause with the 10 sub gifts very sweet we can eject you okay that’ll be juice that’ll be i’m trying to keep everything straight and it can be quite difficult there’s there’s a lot to cover here there’s

A lot to cover uh i think that oh yeah that stuff went back in there good job good job me silly lily ned colin williams and let’s see there we go ned over here um colin williams Did colin williams have a i think colin williams had another name but he must not put it in the message um prince anthony’s thank you for the 25 hundo bits of saving the 25 hundo for more special circumstances since they’re already at the vending machine here’s another it’s not useful do whatever

You want with it it is another etching do we just get an etching fragment wow you’re very consistent with your etching fragments impressive uh i might as well buy them out and i think you still have more in stock cool that’ll let us roll another couple i’ll just eject them and juice them

Right santos prince anthos all right nice nice nice um i know it was like sea will something but i forget if there were numbers or anything like that so i’m not entirely sure i might have to put it in advanced uh just a reminder that um even if you have already got

A vending machine you’ve told me your name before just uh you got to do it every message otherwise i i there’s a lot of as you can see i run an entire school here and it’s hard to know the names of every single student when they’re different

From what they initially were if that makes any sense you know so yeah that’s all all right and then i guess i could juice a couple flamies here um okay winter’s hearts where are you right there and lily koi flower there we go with an overgrowth seed

And demon hunter goes in advanced okay and then i just need to get a few more vendis i swear i brought some over here i don’t know why they’re not here but anyway all right cool cool pretty much set let’s see we got inside the pandora’s kelp i love pandora’s kelp

All right let’s roll one more etching oh two more entries i love it i love it that’s great okay cool and what do we get from shy wolf paws couple bennies heck yeah and etching etching come on some good double treasure hunter wouldn’t that be the day

That would be incredible it’s not gonna be that ninja whoa whoa whoa whoa double ninja dude okay i like a ninja pro it is good perkin call of duty modern warfare 2 best perk that is only the reason that i started on youtube is is because oh wait demon hunter i forgot

I have to i have to buy that one right i’m pretty sure that’s the you have to consume vault stews in order to be able to get that one so yeah i’m uh i’m a oh wait but i did wait is that oh no it’s not oh okay so i can get that

One okay cool cool cool cool we’re good we’re good all right because i’m not doing the rules anymore other than juice or not juice to juice or not to juice that is the only question available all right do you say did you decide you’re getting on tick

Tock or not i i haven’t i haven’t pulled the trigger yet we’ll see we’ll see we’ll see um okay so this would be vault valuables leonard with the 2500 bits feel free to get rid of the stuff you don’t need from my bendy when you add this one i’m not sure

If the engine is the big head or not in there hey vaulting it’s we do like that that’s pretty cool all right hold on um that was what it’s i feel like it’s so rare at this point for me to get anything that costs uh bits it’s like all vaulting it’s

Um okay so vault scrap i should just buy this i’m gonna just buy this here from you and then we will juice these boys and there okay and then leonardo we got that okay so those are going to go there i just need to get some vendis

The one thing i dislike about the extendo arm is that it just half the time doesn’t let me into miami system other than that it’s great i may roll some more armor just because or so if you guys say that daggers can possibly run luck what i guess the question is what are

The odds that it’ll run luck as like the first roll versus having to level it up because i’m not gonna bother to level up daggers it’s just gonna be kind of a waste but if it’s very it’s very cheap it’s only two ingots versus more ingots for other stuff that’s the thing

Um i don’t know i don’t know also yes the spawn trader is probably reset now i do not know i don’t know okay also we had uh oh yeah we had more to juice okay let me do this all right these are all usable i think there is a possibility that the next

Eternal is going to be a uh cap made i can’t believe this all right what is this orb frame vault valuables very swick and it’s reality star core almost always vault valuables and vault diamond all right just valuables all the way down i’d give my third kidney for a cap made eternal

But what that means is flamie would be forced to maintain her skin as cap made and does flamie want to do that indefinitely i guess it would only be for 12 more days so uh we’ll see we’ll see okay anyway let’s add a couple more vending machines

Once we reach capacity here though in the in the vending machine hall i might have to just stick to advanced and we’re getting close to complete capacity it’s getting very very close nope nope not like that okay so we’ve got these to put in restless mic and hasher tag games

Some big headed boys and leonore with uh this and let’s see what would i be able to eject um i can’t remember which one is the big head i think is it the omega no the omega pog was normal i think uh huh let me get some of these

Definitely you want to buy these suppose i could just buy some of this stuff eject that still big headed and you check that still big headed and everything else i mean still big headed okay we can juice all the other stuff cool we good oui gucci all right vending machine time is done

We’re all good all right we’re uh we’re actually going to be very very close to a new eternal here potentially yeah out of stock out of stock out of stock out of stock wall rock we don’t care and just double checking just making sure okay so i’m kind of thinking so our

Level is going so we have our omegas they’ve not leveled up at all i’m just helmets maybe heck mitz would be the cheapest thing for me to do because uh chess place obviously very expensive we have more leggings that are five level there’s another thing that we can get lots of

Level ups on try to get luck so hekmit seems like it might be the way to go yeah oh yeah the pandora’s from last year you’re right oh my goodness i can’t believe i forgot that i kept those uh i kept you hanging in suspense for those okay

Great yeah here we go i don’t know what that was let’s see though we’re gonna fly we like it when it’s just single items because that means they’re gonna be good all right what do we get um no omegas sad but we got a couple orb frames six skill shards vault scraps

And the rest is kind of whatevs you know um demon hunter with the 2500 bits remember the beginning of the series on the vault difficulty went up every two levels instead of every five good times at your current level that would have been almost difficulty 70 instead of difficulty 23 so you don’t

Have to worry raise your level it’s but but the thing is it’s a more dramatic increase every five levels rather than a small increase every two so i don’t think that is an exactly accurate way to way to think about it you know um also where did that trader go

Like vca thank you for the 20 sub gifts and don’t worry i just got leveled up anyway so uh there there you have it uh oh demon hunter with the vault gold let me give that the uh the juice but our hips i think okay yes okay we are going to

Have to hope it’s already importing cool and i think i’m gonna juice that because we have so much vault gold that i don’t think we need to add any more to our collection through bits uh okay and from lac vc let’s see what we got here from the 23 pandora’s boxes

Oh my goodness how did that work out 16 volt diamonds 48 ball gold and an acceleration ship wow nothing that filled up the inventory that’s kind of cool and let’s get the statue down over here pretty cool oh yeah also iskall got a unique artifact today

He now only needs one more to complete his puzzle um so he’s 12 days to get one it still could be tight depending upon his luck when it comes to the final one because it’s a one in 16 chance every time he pulls an artifact that’ll actually be the one that he needs

But knowing his luck he’ll get it the next time let’s be honest with ourselves um okay h-bomb has a dupe of the one that he needs oh wow that means he might be he might be solid then leonardo with 25 undo bits by juice whatever floats your goat hope it’s

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Here look at us with our 500 inscriptions absolute insanity and also kind of want to make some blank keys okay three more of you we’re at 100 volts ingots well you know we can bear with a few scrappies every now and again all right come on come on give me something with

Levels give me something with luck all right also it seems like everyone is happy to give antonio their stuff so antonio’s gonna get common stuff we could really trash scrappy i really don’t think that antonio is gonna have to settle for scrappy let’s let’s be realistic here like i have so

Much spare stuff that’s like common and rare and i’d be happy to donate some of them to him i i even have too much to be able to cover all of my different eternals so we’re chilling it’s fine it’s fine okay this is garbo re-roll that what’s

How do you re-roll the things again i’ve forgotten how you re-roll like a vault gear thing um are you able to do that i didn’t think you were able to do that i know that you can re-roll artifacts apparently with the omega pog but oh yeah yeah check the spawn trailer true

True let’s get the eternal souls and let’s see what if it’s something that requires an entire stack oh you guys are talking about artifacts okay got it got it got it all right uh eight pandora’s boxes probably what we’re gonna go for here i think because sword again we have good swords

Um pog we don’t need we haven’t been using as much so um pandos that’s where it is demon hunter with 25 hundo bits here’s a question cap if you leveled up enough to max every skill would you still be afraid of the vault if not then try and do that

Give myself 81 more levels and get creative flight wait create a flight’s 200 now isn’t it so that wouldn’t even work oh wouldn’t that be funny i i don’t have enough i don’t have enough to be able to do that so even if i wanted to i wouldn’t be able to get to

Uh level 200 i i don’t think um yeah but anyway epic backpack we shall put you over here in all the valuables you know yes all right Let’s see are you empty yet you are good thank you let’s just uh i guess empty these pandas here wait why are you oh frick there we go all right so we got a um Vault axe and whatever else is in here couple ingots all right what we got what we got i can’t roll luck so i’m never particularly excited about these but a quad level epic is actually not bad actually accessibly not bad it’s uh it’s definitely it’s on par with our other big boy here

Definitely on par obviously crum has the omega axe which is our best axe but yeah dude okay okay pretty cool pretty cool but you know what i should do if i wanted to see if potentially i could get luck i could take in the omega dagger

And what i could do is just equip it when i use execute and then there’s a chance that it’ll level up and if it gets locked then cool so i might i might bring this into the vault because if we do get luck on it then cool that that helps us willow tree

Thank you for the five sub gifts appreciate another pandora’s box with some raw pork chop pretty cool all right i’m gonna roll another i want to get something other than scrappy please help me that’s common boy okay well i mean it’s other than scrappy but it’s not very exciting still uh

I don’t even know where to put everything it’s starting to overflow One more one more come on i mean i think a common one could still come with luck out of the gate it’s possible rip in pieces and one ammo one mofo now don’t offhand maintenance no no i would just all i would do is just have the uh blair

All i would do is is i have the knife in my hotbar and i just use it to get the last hit that’s all um and then if it did get luck then i would use it the same way that i used the boots of the chest plate that i took from h-bomb

Which is i just switched to it when i’m opening things that’s all it would be um okay you can also main hand armor with execute and have a level up i guess that’s true a demon hunter with a 2500 bits you need a better chest plate so roll as many as

You can make um i i guess i mean let’s see that’s kinda i could use yeah i guess to be fair to be fair the best chest plate i have is two levels i for some reason seemed to be cursed to never get any chest plates

That do more than i guess this one right this one has i could wear these goblin things into the rares just to see if i can get better stuff but yeah i don’t know all fine i’ll do with chest plates how many we don’t do 77 come on need

One of these loot crates to pay off that is not paying off for a 50 chance you do seem to happen like 90 of the time come on man i’m really gonna start running low on these ingots i don’t know dude i don’t even know at this point

Anymore i have no idea yeah you gotta love it when the epic or the omega just like shows up right before and then it just switches over to scrappy or common at the end it’s painful very very painful uh banana man thank you for the advanced subaru pretty swick one more

Roll daggers because they’re the cheapest i mean it’s just i guess i guess they are the cheapest thing that could potentially get luck so you’re not wrong what are we down to 53 I’ll do a dagger one dagger and then we gotta call it and actually do some vault runs wow scrappy dagger looks like just a turd gross absolutely gross okay i mean there’s only so much we can do so uh when it comes to running these rares

I could level i could work on leveling this up it is goblin and we also have our these are goblin so i mean i could just swap out and that one also has luck though so that might be helpful i don’t know um i’ll just do this

Probably do that and then they’re a helmet that has goblin on it not looking like it not looking like it at all uh oh actually yes i do have helmet that his goblin almost destroyed uh oh but it has 5000 health to start with so i just run that yeah yeah then

Slayer goes with the rest of the slayer group so i could do this and then we uh put the chest plate in our hand and then level this up here and then actually i don’t want to take that in the dank just in case anything starts to see bad times

All right goblin goblin goblin goblin you’re kidding me you’re kidding me ah not again ah it’s broken again there was a new update there was a new update that i had to install uh it broke goblin again god dang it Because we’re full goblin right now and we are maxed out looter five so it should be luck six max uh all right rip so in that case oh we might as well well god um see this sucks because i want to level these up but i also would prefer to have rift on

So but i don’t want to apply rift to um How many rifts do i have in here also i need to eject this um i use rift and switch at the end yeah i guess that’s a that’s a call that’s a call to do uh-huh okay okay i am down to do that yes we’ll switch before the boss fight and

Use our rift stuff i’ll still bring in this chest plate because i can hold it in my hand i’m pretty sure the plus one luck still works it’s just the goblin’s broken for some reason demon hunter thank you for that 25 hundo bits i thought only armor can initially

Get luck off the start but the dagger was the only thing outside arm that could get it from leveling up oh i have no idea i didn’t know that it was only from leveling up but didn’t get it off the start you might be right um i just i do not

Know enough about how it works to be able to tell you okay so in that case i don’t need this helmet um i guess i can just put that there that means we’ll wear our rift sets and then once we get to the boss then we’ll switch out everything except

The helmet because i don’t think there’s any heck myths that are like i’m craving the level up this one’s okay there’s only two levels still so yeah and then we’d always do the same thing with those okay cool cool cool cool cool cool all right and then yes

The uh the dagger as well all right so when we get to the boss fight i’ll switch the dagger out for i don’t know something something in my hot bar and then i’ll just make sure that i i deal the final execute blow with this and hope that it levels up

Um but you guys can always remind me if i am a big dumb and forget the various things you know all right so i guess that means i can leave you with slayer over here um put that stuff in there and all right so i need to get some oranges

And some ender pearls and some aprils so i guess i don’t need to refill the mana actually because having the the passive ring generating mana is enough to continue having the tainted blood pendant working also uh i have the regen on here wait which are the ones region two have slayer on them

Oh wait you know what why don’t i put rift on these because they haven’t fully leveled up and then i’ll see yeah yeah why don’t i do that i’m gonna switch it out i think i still have a decent amount of rifts uh three of them i think and then slayer i

Think i have lots of yeah so what if i do that because having rift there i i think because those have regeneration two on them these are very likely to be better than um yeah yeah yeah wait these are these are inherently better than the omega leggings

Yeah so actually there’s no point in rocking these omega leggings when they’re not as good so these we can turn into the slayer set or something like that um and these will become the new rift ones you have been promoted and then i guess there’s a chance that like these

Could end up overtaking or these which are the these could end up overtaking but we’ll wait and then we have other rifts just in case so yeah i think that’s the play there and then because of that we have regeneration already natively and it means we don’t

Even need the pendants in our inventory so we’re all good we’re all good i can actually move the pendant here and then inscription all right and i think that means we gucci this is i mean it’s pretty good this is pretty good this is it’s probably the even it looks cool

Probably the lamest piece because it doesn’t have any exciting things on the modifiers for it plus five health is pretty cool but still one of these days i really need a chest plate that just has more than two levels um and these boots are also quite awesome even though they’re only

Rare they’re quite awesome so yeah okay yep thanks of course we’ll bring um this will bring six tanks even though i probably don’t need to in a rare vault all right and then remind me to Uh i’m not going to switch out the leggings i’ll switch them out um once we once we fully level these ones then i’ll then i’ll switch it out uh anyway for now let me see uh i think i have one common i have two comments oh you just start by running the commons

Do those really quick and then after that we can do some rares see if we can get a bit of loot on the way sounds good to me sounds good to me cool cool all right let’s dump some of you out of here and get rolling dude

Okay i mean it’s really i feel like with this added plus one luck opening the chest inside of a common vault not gonna be all that great i don’t think it’s gonna do much for us but whatevs all good all good all right everybody what is the that was it just

Am i am i gonna survive this i’m i’m fairly confident that i can survive this but uh i guess you never know it’s as soon as i get complacent that i’m probably gonna go down so also i just i was watching h bomb a little bit because

Iskall rated him after his call was done streaming so i led right into his stream and um regen just was such a better choice oh my god it the the regeneration as a talent in conjunction with regent on the armor vampirism is trash there was no reason ever to get vampirism

I’m sorry esculp you keep saying vampirism outscales regen reject is his regen is is ridiculous it was such a the regen is such a choice unless it gets nerfed which it might i am totally running regen for season two it’s so much better it is like h-bomb can regen a hundred

Percent of his health in probably like two seconds before the boss can regen or begin to initiate its regeneration anyway uh okay let’s go oh it’s for sparkle teen on the bet not will i survive fair enough raffle hard con see this is why we don’t

Level up because otherwise i could be in trouble which i know you would all like very much but what why did i just get hurt okay all right now let’s see running this stuff um so you know our our goal here we’re a little bit more focused on just fighting the boss

Oh that ain’t sparkling and i’ll like because you know i do have the luck six um i will get what i can along the way but it’s unlikely to be very good all right so we’re heading to the south another chest in here any other chest does not look like excuse you

40 hearts not 39 and a half oh well whatever reading them uh i think we we do actually have a decent memorandum now but i don’t know we’ll see um well sorry that it isn’t sparkle team r.i.p to whoever was hoping for that uh it’s not really looking like there’s

Any chests in here i’ll stick to the left demon hunter with the 25 hundo bits it’s because regen is over time while vamp is no i i get i get the concept but there becomes a point where regen is so fast and powerful that if you can just retreat like with

Vamp you have to be actively engaged in a fight to regen when regen becomes so powerful that you can back away for two seconds and get full health it’s far superior because there’s like a risk reward even if i would like if i could deal so much damage that i

Could in one hit completely al completely nuke something down but that thing could also nuke me down in one hit uh then it it would be still very risky for me to engage on that if i could instead just back off for two seconds and regen fully uh

All right i think we’re going this way going it goes so fast with this set that’s so nice i love it also i can spawn so many more eternals when i was when i first upgraded to four eternals at a time and i was running rift at the same time

Oh it was so cool it was so cool i miss being able to get an entire uh entire crew going all right uh over here all right west just every time i’m in this room it’s just like i think i’m going to keep going and then i’m like oh nope there’s another chest

Got to go get the 08. nope there’s another chest peeking out and then i end up just staying in that room for ages uh i’ll just grab this one and go no no no no don’t like it i don’t like it at all almost ready to do these again

I really found any of the gems in any recent tunnels i don’t know what happened to them Where are miranium and gorge knight there we go ask and ye shall receive i just need to complain more all right there we go still no boss rooms let’s go boys let’s go we’re we’re building an actual army again i really missed these days need to run rift more off and rift is

Great rift is incredible maybe we want goblin to be broken more it’ll help us just be like you know what rift is going to be more worth our while if goblin is completely useless i mean granted it was a little bit more exciting when it was broken

And you just perma perma ghost walk plus spawning armies like crazy but hey it’s still decent all right can’t believe there’s no no vault gems anywhere dang it that was supposed to like make vault hems appear didn’t work this is not a demonetized end uh no it is not we are behind the

Behind the small room oh my god you’re crazy gorgeous ready where are you you were known to be found this is annoying key piece i like key pieces very nice little gorgeous knight as a gorgeous very nice and this is the boss room i think all right very very cool

I’d say let’s just give it a fight we uh we’re almost ready to run another set all right so i need to remember okay so we’re going to switch over to these to get level ups and We’re going to put the vault dagger here like that and we should be good i think okay cool just need to remember to get the last hit with that dino trash you can’t you can’t handle the army you can’t handle the army all right you guys take him down

And then i will switch over to the wall okay see if that works did we get anything we got blair we get that these boots refused to level up i’m half convinced that they’re broken plus 0.9 armor that didn’t level because there’s nothing to do i’m i’m kind of starting to believe that

These boots are broken because they just refuse to level up no matter what i throw at them this is like i swear that’s like the fifth boss that i’ve defeated and they still will not level up uh and these just don’t want to give the final level so that’s nice well anyway

Little lag but like black okay dagger i mean at least it was a successful battle right okay what we got uh demon hunter with a vault burger three key pieces and okay cool cool i guess i might as well keep that in there that are nice very nice and all right

Boss crates all right i think the prediction’s already in as to whether or not we got an artifact so should be good to go okay no not surprising in the least but 37 eternal souls is very good uh platinum dagger that’s another thing that we could or a dagger for platinum i guess

Possibly of use kapow for the sword and warframe skill orb i just the word the second worst thing about the extendo arm is that first worst is i can’t pull this out of i can’t pull the danks out of the dock second worst is i always destroy the floor i hate it

All right dino trash yeah i mean full skill or is pretty good we’re up to 20 skill points i don’t know what to spend them on exactly i mean there are a lot of options a lot of good options i just but i don’t know i don’t know

Standalone is 100 worth it because i can take things out while i’m on top of a pillar in safety so no external arms worth no way extend alarm is not worth i mean if i go down i don’t think i’d remake it but while we have it oh you better believe

Making them city in the boxing area that’s probably not the worst oh dear we’re fighting jordan’s circle gregor great great great yes that’s that’s yeah dude that’s what’s what we’re looking for Right on all right ah let’s see do we get anything else from that boy you know what i should make some key pieces also do we have any more skill shards that we can make one more so i don’t think we have enough to make another skill or nope or one off

Uh right let’s see let’s see uh let the sun make some keys i feel like is a good idea you know we got 18 more keys nice also how we doing on gems our lowest is payne at 167. i feel like that’s a pretty good spot

Other than once we get like a couple vault recipes in a row that are like ah you need to give all your pain to us and then i’m out of pain and then then i’m sad but everything else is looking pretty strong i remember when benny was really

Low it’s not anymore it’s great okay anything else in the meantime just want to see so actually okay 815 volt burgers i believe it takes about 30 vault burgers for one level which means i’d be able to gain about 25 levels from vault burgers stews average like five per level which means

I’d be able to get another 20 from stews so i’d be looking at about my maximum leveling would be about 45 levels from where i’m at right now which is not enough to unlock creative flight which therefore means i’m not interested in doing it now if i could unlock creative flight

Then sure but 45 is is not it’s not 200 it isn’t but i do okay so i do have 20 levels let me see vampirism is 10 10 i mean i can increase vamp but i don’t know that i need to do i could get chunky up to

Eight give me four extra hearts i get strength up one more um i could unbreak higher i don’t think that’s his worth though it’s very very diminishing uh it’s very diminishing and then let’s see haste is another possibility hmm no there aren’t any i’m pretty sure we’re finalized on skills until late

Season two unbreakable though is so right now it is uh unbreaking five you can eat or four i guess you can equate it to basically uh unbreak it like there’s a one in four chance that a a hit will take the durability of my armor

Down if i upgrade it by one it’s a one in five chance that’s 25 versus 20 percent so it gets very very diminishing as you continue such that unbreaking 9 versus unbreaking 10 is you have an 11.1 chance at unbreaking nine and you have a ten percent chance that i’m breaking ten so

It’s only a one point one percent chance difference that’s why it’s like not as big of a deal on the other hand hearts are linear they go up one at a time so it’s technically a better buy to go hearts i think um yeah Hmm let’s see hearts might be a better call they might be a better call i mean i don’t necessarily need hearts strength though dealing extra damage is is nice you’re not wrong about that speed so i’m always super duper fast i guess speed is like

I’m a little bit mixed on speed i feel like if i leveled up speed all the way i would not be able to control myself anymore and i would just be like spinning out of control uh i like it would be me trying to drive a formula one

Car and i would just just be running into every wall just not being able to jump across blocks because i would be so fast steven under thank you for the 25 undo bits if you get me as an epic or a mega crystal you can thank me by drinking an epic stew

Uh the odds are slim mate they are very slim where did that uh herex arrive thank you for the 20 sub gifts oh there it is pendo scraps i think we can give that the uh the old juice here and he rocks awry let’s see what we got out of that we got

A pog that’s pretty pog and then over here well you know here’s the thing okay we’ve maxed out looter we got to spend our points on something we’re never going to get 200 points that’s just it is how it’s going to be and i also don’t think iskall wants any

Of us to get creative flight i’m pretty sure if there was a possibility for me to get 200 points to unlock it it would probably just be locked off i i think i’ve heard him say that he doesn’t want anyone getting it so um you know here’s my thought a little bit

Of little mix a little mixy poo maybe i do one level of speed because it’s very cheap then maybe i do a couple levels of hearts and one level of strength and i believe that would take all 20 points so it would be uh it’d be nice and balanced yeah nice and balanced

You like balance i like balance i like a little bit of balance here we go one level of speed one level of strength and two levels of hearts there you go there you go vein minor is totally not necessary totally not necessary so now we’re rocking uh strength

Too high for it to show and speed getting ridiculous as if it wasn’t already what’s our speed at now uh speed three by default okay can i make any more knowledge cards at this point you guys just want me to make knowledge stars to flex 12 more okay cool cool cool

116. nice nice nice heck yeah all right well let’s run the next vault here we go again uh the armor is giving me speed too so it was speed two previously the armor stacks with abilities so now we’re at speed three cause we have speed two here

Nothing else on the armor gives us speed so that’s why we’re at speed three it does affect oh yes give thanks all right you’re right i cannot believe i almost messed this up i big dumb a very big dumb indeed it’s it’s like i can’t even stand on the elevators

Because i’m too fast i can’t reposition myself it’s a problem i’m just gonna do three danks we didn’t even fill up two last time i can’t get on the elevator help i’m too fast okay we are ready to go raffle rush treasure common all right got it understood it’s a lot of things

Get open wow great treasure superb treasure okay let’s do that and get the going oh chess uh do be sucking okay my jumps are going to be even longer than they were before and i’m going to have a heck of a time getting used to it god dang it

It’s just like i’m jumping half a block further than i usually would with what i’m used to and it’s messing me up terribly nope i meant to be holding the chest plate but oh well is what it is uh it is alexandrite and we’re heading to the east peace

Oh wait what what was the prediction i didn’t catch it uh pain okay you guys are you guys are cray cray betting on oars man it’s uh it’s a scary scary thing nope and it is opal oh pal you ain’t winning no money today if you voted for pain Chess not really looking like it and we got a boss i think i’ll just give it a fight leave my people alone rest get out of here dude all right you ready for this oops all righty uh let’s see jordan circle you you deserve to be destroyed uh nothing and they leveled up

Oh god they just it’s just another i wait oh was that four percent which one i don’t actually know what they got there uh and no level ups these boots refuse to level up like nothing nothing can convince these boots to level up they refuse it is impossible how do i make these

Boots get levels why are they like this i don’t understand oh my god well anyway all right so we will re-equip these these pants are they’re pretty cool they’re pretty cool i can’t remember which the which of the things we had on it before i think it just added

It was either armor armor toughness or durability so underwhelming either way and these still have one more level on them um okay so those we can put that back here and then i guess that means it is time to should i switch out okay so now that these are fully leveled

I guess it’s time for us to switch over to these boys oh no no no we’ll switch over to these ones we’ll level these ones up before we move over to those all right yeah now we’re on to rare crystals okay but let’s see if we got an artifact and okie dokie

Couple more key pieces very exciting here we go no artifact 49 eternal souls is pretty good six of those sharpness breaking uh i’m fairly convinced that you can’t get artifacts out of commons like no matter no matter what is supposedly the case i’m fairly convinced at this point it’s not possible

All right and george nike from jordan circle we will we will put jordan’s circle in the vault valuables all right i’ve gotten one yeah but i think that was just a myth i think i think the game accidentally gave me like a a rare crystal it wasn’t it wasn’t a common it might

Have been white but i don’t think it was actually a common crystal that’s the only way that it actually happened you know that’s the only way it actually happened is not a 7 chance to get an artifact in a common it’s over 25 because we have five people on the

Server who are over level 100 and every person over level 100 adds a five percent chance to it so it’s actually theoretically a decent chance but not not for me wait iskall said it’s not what what it’s five for the first and one for everybody after what what

But he said it was he said on the call we had a call we went over the patch notes he said it was five per person what what what but uh commons suck why would i ever run a stupid common vault they’re garbage they’re disgusting commons are gross commons are so

Gross why would anybody run a common vault oh my god yeah whatever to level up stuff i guess oh my goodness i am so sad well it’s a good thing we now know for future betting i’m sorry if anybody got scammed on their beds oh painful ouch it hurts oh my god

Yes i am back to my prior opinion at least we have 341 eternal souls i need 500 something if i want to be able to guarantee i can buy an artifact next time it shows up in the vending machine ah everyone’s gonna start asking for refunds now

I didn’t know i bet on false pretenses your prospectus lied to me the rat king is here with a 50 subgive sending us into the arena oh my goodness rat king is far too generous man okay let’s let’s see oh fricking goku spawning with a diamond sword

And chest plate uh gawk 2 better not jump that’s our only chance here because this is a there’s a heck of a pull on the gear freaking garcin on his underwear we can’t be beat by someone in our underwear bro i don’t think we’ve ever seen doc 2

Spawn without pants before i didn’t know it was like this we can’t be embarrassed like this take him down take down captain underpants he’s done whoa this is nerve wracking i was gonna be like we were all gonna be put to shame if we were taken out by a man in his underwear

Now this is marked as not safe for work youtube has demonetized us but at least we won ijics with a sub at tier 2 thank you very much okay we love arena crates what do we get oh we got a sword to roll heck yeah fortune fortune 5 man these arena crates

Are crazy and let’s mine out the floor actually that’s just what i need to do is i need to mine those from really far away and then we’ll be okay dang 64 vault gold that’s nuts another right ingots from gringotts let’s open the omega 64 more vault gold let’s roll the sword boom

Commenting up comment only rip in pieces uh is it even worth keeping and um yeah whatever okay so we’ve got who wha uh yeah yeah what are the what are this what is this what is this god jesus man I can’t i can’t i can’t uh and then rat king 64 right and i change freaking change your username there we go all right i think it’s the there we go i carumba i i don’t i do like it’s definitely not a large percentage of usernames that are in these categories but for

Some reason it just loves to pull from them when it comes to eternals and statues and whatever else for some reason it just loves to go there okay anyway to the rares let’s move on up in the world huh all right let’s do hey why don’t we run the rat king is here

Sounds like a plan yeah sounds like a plan okay um let me see what we have this looking good excuse me okay i think yeah other than the danks we’re pretty much ready to run so um yeah yeah yeah okey-dokey let’s run once the danks are in

Um i feel like it’s just i feel like i don’t even need more than three at this point but whatever just bothers me that my max health is 41 and a half hearts can’t we can’t you just can’t you just not be a half-heart can’t you do something else anyway okay cool

Hello bridget we’ve been talking a lot about uh making tick tock accounts in recent days rat king is here thank you for 25 hundo bits um still juicing i mean we we are doing juice and that’s for sure it’s just uh emerald apple would i juice an emerald apple i’m not sure

But we’ll we’ll get to it after all right all righty uh i mean we are very close to a new eternal so could happen any time once it gets to that last little bit you don’t know when it’s gonna be the last one cause it’s it’s hidden

So it could be you could be someone else i don’t know we will see uh okay yeah bridget’s been a very big uh supporter of the idea of making a tick-tock account um like i said i don’t think i’d be able to keep up with it

I’d post like one thing and then i probably never post again on it for being realistic about the whole thing but anyway here we go Your wife spotted a ford gt ah hard and silence all right that’s pretty sweet the captain sparkles car i like it i am the ford gt all right so we’re headed to the west um so our goal in this is to like try to get you know easy easy chest to spot

Um i feel like we don’t need to do anything too crazy like dealing with going on multiple levels in rooms like this kind of just kind of just hit the easy game easy okay another freaking gorgeous night unbelievable get out of here bruh usually usually some chess down here

Not today though i guess uh prediction is alexander okay oh double key pieces maybe it’s just like rares are the place to go if you want key pieces i don’t know why it would be but confirmation bias as well maybe uh okay i guess we are pretty good in this room

We hit the easy chest and we continue Key pieces boys we like this we like this honestly yeah should i be running should i be running oh yeah there’s no point running goblin inside the rares of course because goblin is broken i just totally forgot about that i’m like maybe running goblin instead oh yeah right no i shouldn’t because it’s

Not gonna do anything so of course i shouldn’t oh well it’s fine i’m willing to sacrifice a level of luck inside of the rares because it’s not like it’s not the end of the world i wouldn’t run an epic or an omega today because we want to get the most out of

Our luck but otherwise not the end of the world only i could be like mr luck 14 himself oh is there a gem in the roof sorry i missed it i am very big blind sometime ah yes there it is i don’t miss these i don’t understand anyway stick to the

Left god i am so freaking fast it’s not even funny and it’s just it’s all gorgeous night all gorgeou knight everywhere all the time still don’t know what the other gym is kabalamo and more eternals hs got a couple there i do feel like we get gorgeonite a lot more than other gems

But you know as soon as we bring that into the predictions guaranteed that’s when gorge knight just stops existing so it’s like you can’t get too used to it you can’t get too cocky otherwise you’re gonna lose it’s the uh you know the gamblers fallacy and yeah hasn’t been showing up as much

Lately as it used to but we definitely had a stretch where it was just like all wudo all the time of course that being why we have 300 of it in our system i am speed give me those key pieces heck yeah i just want to run laps around here bro

I’m uncatchable nobody can touch this in fact i i’m gonna like move faster than my image faster than the speed of light i’m not gonna be able to control my character i’m gonna run off of every staircase okay so we’re going over here oh there is a chest i just totally miss

Wow an inscription we don’t see those very often in chess outside of the uh the big boys oh you would all through a hole in the stair come on not seeing uh not seeing the other gem yet you peace i love seeing those key pieces they’re so rare these days

Any time that i can find them is a good time all right let’s see hopefully i can find whatever the other guys was there was there a bet on what gem it’s gonna be so there’s still a chance whatever it is that you guys put in

I don’t know what happens if we get to the end of a vault and we just have only found one type ouch came through there and we go over to there that is alexandria all right nah i don’t like this room i leave i hate it i don’t feel like just

Levitating for a while Uh and we still don’t know what it is why is it so impossible to find this other gym i’ll take the key pieces though and i wonder what i would bet it is got a one in nine chance 11 11 that it’s what i guess my guess is venus

I have nothing on the line other than just saying my guess is venus but we’ll see if i’m right Some beautiful venus off to the next room we go still haven’t found a boss room so kind of need to do that it is gorgeous and opal again how does this happen i was so wrong too wait and there’s more gorge wait how is it a freaking

How is it that again what this is this is not the first time this has happened either this is beginning to be a common occurrence where we get the same gems twice in a row thank you guys for protecting me stu if wrong heck no i wouldn’t have

Placed a bet if that’s the case i don’t place losing bets i place bets that i know i can win otherwise i don’t place them at all if there’s a punishment i’m not willing to accept i’m not going to place the bets okay i’ll tell you what next time if i

Elect to do it i will i will implement a punishment okay but i didn’t realize the idea was for me to be punished so i wasn’t prepared going in uh not the boss room let’s do it wrong let’s do it from let’s do it wrong the whole chat begins to chance

Their bloodlust is insatiable they must see him eat a stew he made a mistake he’s not allowed mistakes he must know everything if he makes a mistake he must be punished they circle the man hoping to draw blood unless he listens to their requests the man refuses to acquiesce the circle

Draws closer stu if wrong they chant he’s not willing he didn’t agree to this going into the situation the terms of the deal may not change further he didn’t agree to the prequel memes so they say they will no longer give the the stews and the

Vending machines if he will not eat one whatever i’ll lead us to after we’re done here okay i will appease the bloodthirsty crowds that are encircling me i am but a wounded fish in sharp infested waters right now we still haven’t found a boss room which is the greater concern right now granted

We still have 17 minutes but there’s always the chance we could get unlucky and there only be one boss room in the entirety of this place which would be bad for us um because it means uh my focusing on the chest like i am is going to come back to hunt me

Uh we are going to the east as our left turn here no no hits in me do not do that this room many good in chess department very nice appreciate that uh okay no no no no boys yet oh yes little chest within there oh my goodness another guest is so nice

This is so very nice okay we go over to here now and we have ourselves a boss rim okay this is good to keep track of very nice i like very much whoa double key piece in the chest i swear sometimes this just works out better than the

Uh freaking omegas and epics i don’t know what it is about rares and key pieces but these rares seem to really like their key pieces and i’m perfectly happy with that all right so the plan in the rares is just to run the first floor i think

Um unless of course we don’t find a boss room on the first floor in which case problems but uh beyond that i think that’s the general idea wait a minute wait this is unalive end oh yes i see why it isn’t alive then okay any other chess in here looking pretty barren

Missed an opal in the tunnel where did i miss the opal i know not where it is missed i do not see the opal oh tunnel to the boss room i see eternals come to me and help i am being attacked yes oh god he misses one of the reflexes to

Plant the emergency block on the wall and land on it not good enough oh yeah it’s so far up that was such a fall it fails so hard who hits me freak ah come on dang it he misses it again there we go what’s a fool continuously missing his jumps

Where is it it’s up here yes it is uh other chess where are they oh he makes it yeah heck yeah boys i’m getting good at making sure i’m switching over to don’t throw your trident at me getting good at switching over to what needs to be switched over to okay so we

Are going to the left i believe if i’m not mistaken oh that’s not gonna work No oh he can’t do it and he misses that one real badly good job i don’t actually know i might have missed an oval or something in there uh did i no i guess we did all right this room this room though oh wait frick i didn’t i was trying to eat

I was trying to eat i was not trying to open the thing rip the luck okay well i guess we’ll just go this way keep pieces and boys oh he jumps across the lake i don’t think i’ve ever done that that’s the speed three plus ghost walk

For you god i am a championship long jumper it’s incredible i was also not alive then there was no need to mark that you can’t catch this man it’s gonna be so weird starting over in season two and not having any of the insane insane abilities that we currently have

It’s gonna be like the arc in the superhero story where the superhero loses all their powers and they have to regain them or something like that chill boys chill free bird chill out there was a restaurant that probably still exists i bet it still does take out currently

Ucsb where i went to school for a year called free birds very popular burrito place oh gorgeous night usually made me feel a little bit icky afterwards because it was really really heavy heavy food it’s kind of like chipotle chipotle also makes me feel not so good mr stark after eating it

Yeah i mean we will probably have to go back to invis strat it’s gonna be crazy Idiot he shoots he sinks right okay uh i think the yeah this is the only way to go and the question is have we been here before we have we have done the full loop all right it’s about time that we go fight the boss okay so that was to the south

I want to make sure i go through the right one i’m gonna hold on the eternal spawning even though i’d like to build an army i think we might be back at the boston before i have off if i spawn him now i might pull down again where am i

Wrong way oh right because that wasn’t allowed i need to go straight across yes i’m almost fast enough now that i can just like whiz by most of the mobs that spawn inside of the tunnels and it’s like it’s kind of nice with that super speed you know okay there we are

Yeah i i know that the ender pearl arc is is affected depending upon what i’m doing i knew i know that’s why i usually mess it up when i’m falling down or jumping up for that matter doing anything really other than standing completely okay let’s go and do

It so we need to switch out our gear right yep and then oh yeah dagger you’re right you’re right what am i doing go uh okay good now why are you hit me excuse you excuse you i will have you not be doing that today sir how dare you how dare you

In the sea of all of these things decide to attack me Uh wow it gave it a level it gave it a level plus three health the first time ever these ones what did they get they caught another hey is it possible like i’m i’m pretty sure that they started off with two percent perry and plus two health and now

They’ve managed to just get uh uh plus point nine armor plus point three armor toughness plus 0.2 durability the next one is probably going to be plus yada yada knockback resistance and we’re not going to get anything that actually is cool like speed or luck or anything a regen or anything like that

Uh yeah yeah and these one that one didn’t level up this one at least got i think the plus three health is new i think it had the plus point seven armored before so that’s good i just i don’t know maybe there’s a thing where any

Piece of armor that has five levels is like guaranteed it’s going to get this crap where it’s just like the armor metrics that are changing i don’t want them i want cool stuff what do you get here you got more gr i don’t want gray i want the red stuff

I want the cool the yellow and green stuff rat king is here just did a 50 sub gift leveling us up to 115 the vaults are getting harder oh my god we’re going into the arena oh no what is going on and also we had silly lily with

Five sub gifts before and captain joe itg with 10 000 big headed bits here you go to buy and never juice and keep forever purchase is necessary regardless of usefulness that’s another dynamic we haven’t seen before a olsen shirtless instead of pantsless this time okay and joe i i might need your name

Again though all right let’s get it let’s get it let’s get it no no no no no no no no no don’t oh it’s so close stop stop oh thank goodness before the impact wait i am the lowest level of everybody what how am i the lowest level of every

That doesn’t even seem possible that doesn’t make any sense tentacles is the data man’s so i i believe it but what what i want to roll a helmet that’s good cosmic sigils with the 25 hundo bits i should have a voltax in the advanced vendis if you want to try some gambling

Feel free to juice me up cap ig and just sigilifts okay okay hold up we’ve got some inventory cleaning to do and just just gross just gross these level just give me the greens and the and the reds not the grays are so nobody cares about the gray level up stats they’re just

Boring they’re so boring i i sleep i sleep well let’s see what do we have here we had 19 key pieces lovely absolutely wonderful that makes these vaults worth for sure all right omg your base lag has increased so much where you been for the past few weeks man it’s been bad

For a while so there will be new policies in season two in place to try to mitigate this the policies that will be in place in season two is that when it comes to vending machines i don’t know if individual vending machines will exist but i won’t be using them um it’s gonna

Be from the get go i will set up advanced vending machines that are categorized and that will be it they i will have categorized advanced vending machines and it’s all going it’s all going in there with very special exceptions like if it’s another person that i know if it’s a crumb vending

Machine or something then that will be an exception but for the most part it’s just just going to be categorized advanced vendis it will make my life way easier to find what i need it’ll make my life way easier in putting things in the right place and not having

To spend as much time doing it and it’ll it’ll be less lag a lot less lag for sure and uh so that that’ll be the play that’ll be the play there are other things that will be done to mitigate lag but some of those are confidentially

Shared things that i can’t get into um so we we do look forward to some of that stuff as well uh rat king with the witch spawn egg captain joe i need to remember your username oh pando boxes very nice arena crate boss crate 50 sub gift from rat king is

Here there’s a lot happening there’s a whole lot happening right now an epic backpack huh i have to buy it and never juice it you say i see let’s grab those all right see then i really only need to bring in two of those danks is really what it’s looking like here

All right wrecking is your 12 sparkle teen gems okie dokie arena crate what in you oh wow a chest a plate a pando box 11 ingots very nice what is that looting six you have that but also very cool lots o vault gold whole bunch of all gold

And then yeah obviously need the old boss crate yes sir yes sir and freaking nope what a name we we only get the best of names out of the uh and then wait okay there’s rat king let me do let me access god dang it why

Why is it it’s the hardest hitbox in the game the hoglands ain’t got nothing on statues how do i hit box you where is the hitbox help there it is sorry just punched you in the face in the microphone okay let’s roll a couple of these boys see what we get

More interested in the chess play because it’d be wonderful to get something for the first time that ever has four levels three levels okay and common blue i mean you know i know this is whatever is whatever that we’ll see what it looks like yeah you

Know let’s see what it looks like and then the common boy is uh kind of gross to be honest with you and then boss crate my life is in shambles but we do like this we do like this quite a bit the boots um oh no i have to hit another

Hitbox i have to do another hitbox my life is in even more shambles no don’t break the floor okay um so another another hitbox to hit i’ve never it’s never going to happen it’s never going to happen how does it how do you do how do you do it is so impossible ah

That boxes don’t show i just showed hitboxes it doesn’t it’s not an entity it doesn’t work that way oh my god rat king is here is uh is stacking up the statues there it is oh my god and then we kind of i think i’ve typed

The rat king 64 more than any other name in a single episode right now all right there we go except when someone requested a mass vending machine to rename i guess that’s different all right so any other traders and yeah we’ve got we got more traders vault platinum and then

I think i’m just going yep i am copy pasting at this point i am copy pasting rat king rat king uh rat king 25 hundo bits please call me tyler if you can i’ll remember what i can i’ll do what i can i will try again i i run a very

It’s a large school and remembering all the names can become daunting i don’t know if the principles of large schools know the names of every everyone there but i try rat king tyler thank you for the 25 hundo bits if not rat king will suffice all right we got netherrite thank

Goodness i got this on the copy pasta okay so um that we can juice that we can juice we’re probably pretty close to uh oh oh oh we got a new one who’s it gonna be it was gonna be it was gonna be oh my goodness please don’t be a bad

Name please don’t be bad name it’s ned again double ned it was bound to happen eventually eat the reality with the 25 hundo bits i know you’re not taking orders anymore but i really like fries with my trader uh i’ll see what i can do about that

Gas tier do gas tiers count as fries fried gas tears man oh man the double ned ned isn’t even here to see it he’s gonna be surprise next stream i guess oh you want a cap made running vaults it might be a season two thing we’ll see

Okay um let’s go let’s go put some vendies in the vendi area all right and then i think you hear do you have ice no you don’t don’t have okay i just this is why it’s gonna be it’s gonna be a time saver to say the least oh no i can’t

I’ve messed everything up i’ve ruined everything i didn’t do the caps help me why did i do this to myself oh no i have to change every single one at least i know where he’s located this is why the advanced vending machines next season all advanced vending machines only it’s it’s gonna be

It’s gonna be an improvement uh it’s gonna be it’ll just keep things much more consistent um okay and then prince anthos thank you for the 25 hundo here is the start of 10k bits thank you for not giving in to peer pressure and eating a stew actually was gonna eat the stew though

Now i feel awkward about it wait now now we have forces from either side dude wait this is the third vegging fragment you’ve gotten in what what hey prince anthony’s if you just keep if you just keep giving apparently you just keep giving etching fragments and and i can i’ll just keep

Eat the stew eat the stew eat the stew they chant eat the stew eat the stew eat the stew eat the stew eat the stew eat the stew eat the stew eat the stew eat the stew eat the stew prince anthony’s thank you for the 2500

Bits don’t know what my trader is doing all the etching fragments but i’m glad i’ve got good trades it’s also vault’s great guy you were you just only bought things it’s kind of cool this is kind of cool sounds like eat us too i’m not a cannibal i wouldn’t do that okay so

Um rat king with the boots that i definitely will want to buy for 32 platinum i’m gonna have to go back in to fill up my inventory captain joe where i know you’re ah where are you god dang it i know i like oh wait oh wait are you

Oh you are here you are here oh this is good oh that’s what it was it’s like you had done you wanted me to buy that right you had changed your name to capitals before but you didn’t okay so we’re chilling we’re chilling ether reality are you here no i’m going

To put you in advanced vendi cigarettes i’m going to buy that and juice it anyway uh prince anthos with the 25 hundo bits my only bad trade was a 1k storage disc when i first gave bits quite a few episodes back uh uh oh fault rock has happened

Ball rock will send you to the juice and leonore with the gorgeous knight and dino trash i can’t remember if you have offended because the rainbows don’t highlight either oh god let’s see dino trash 96 okay no all right all right so i do want to buy those two out

Other stuff it’s just okay all right we’re good we’re good we’ve done our organization i ain’t eating that i ain’t eating the big boy prince anthony so the 25 hundo bits is the last of the 10k bits to request that you do not give it to peer pressure

It would be refreshing for all the viewers that are tired of the demands thank you for the emerald apple uh wow oh boy i i was happy to go along with this eating one stew also we’ve already crossed the threshold of level 115 so it’s of marginal difference if we were not

There yet i too bad eat it eat it we’ll hate you if you don’t it’s okay prince anthony’s i can do i’ll do the one it’s just a just enormi vaults do there we go i’ve been peer pressured i’ve given in don’t be like me assert yourself be it be a dominant

Be a chad don’t give in to the others all right um inscriptions and let’s see sigilyps i want to buy that i’m just going to make some more platinum right now couple stacks of that pando boxes heck yeah mary pippin thank you for the 25 hundo bits rename to sweet riddle then

Buy and juice all right i’m gonna have to do these will have to go once i replace a new cryo also oh god i have to i have to equip this too um let me see so mary pippin we renamed the sweet oriental and the confirm and then

Vault the gems i do not have developed stuff in my inventory hold on moment is the reality with the vanilla valuables here very sweet and prince anthos will be back over in the place although i might juice the vault rock uh i don’t know where to put the we’ve kind of gone

Over the capacity of this area over here when it comes to the eternals i guess i could put one up here what did i just do i just equipped crumb with a vending machine can you imagine i’m just picturing crumb running around holding a vending machine

Just it’s the it’s the hulk crumb from the fan art in the subreddit video just smashing people with a vending machine i wanted someone draw it someone draw hulk crumb just running around in a vault just smashing and holding a vending machine that probably hurt more than the axe

Just flattening all the mobs um okay let’s do that all right um those two traders got juiced into a complete cryo chamber no they did not they went into the hopper i know what i am doing how dare you question me i know how to play this mod peck okay

All righty another cryo there we go and um let me see so what are we going to do now what we must do is we must buy the rat king’s boots and then we have to equip ned with some gear uh let’s see what have we got um

I guess we got the boss chest got the swick pants the super socks and the mega helmer and then we need the nether right and the ametrine and then are there any weapons that i can give to you what is that twelve nine i smite uh 14 damage on that one

Hmm i’m just trying to think should i like apply sharpness to one of these and then give it to ned is there something else that i can give because how much do these do sharpness 9 has 14 attack damage hmm i guess just give him the uh use common vault gear i haven’t

Enchanted it though so i don’t know i don’t know if it’s worth i mean i i guess actually if i gave if i gave some of this stuff it might actually be reasonably good even without enchantments to start with um like i’m i’m curious actually if like mega helmer with protection 8

Is not as good as vault helmet with 4.5 i’m curious um oh i can give him this one though that has 19 damage on it so that’s probably good he would look cool though he would look cool let’s experiment let’s experiment a little bit how about it how about i’m down for that

Obviously i could add enchantments if i wanted to um i could also just do like prop 4s all the way um i could just do that i mean i have the levels to do that yeah why don’t i do that just to save time i don’t really feel like using all the

All the levels on um end time on other stuff let me see 8.5 to speed these are you can put the 8.5s on them and then some commons with 6.2 sure sure why not and then a helmet with it’s our best they’re all kind of 4.9 all the way okay cool cool cool

We’ll do that and then we can just prop for them all and i’ll probably be more protected than with ametrine and stuff i would imagine and remember prod caps are 20 anyway so it’s it’s not a ginormous difference between this and like the max i’ve equipped ned with a golden apple cool

Ned can just throw apples at everybody You just be like boo you suck get out of the vault your performance is terrible and throw an apple with them get off the stage okay and then prince anthos the emerald apple okay so we want to buy this and then juice oh wait that’s a mega head never mind

Oh wait you’re still mega headed no oh we can’t juice that anyway can’t juice rainbow ones what do we got rares are three levels okay not bad not bad all right sorry this has been a whole lot of prep time but i’ll probably run one more vault uh it was just it’s

A lot of a lot of loot big influx of loot just came in we still have to open the pandora’s boxes so i’ll do that really quick actually no we’ll do that we’ll do that after we’ll do that after because we’re already gonna have to be dumping stuff into the

System so there we go all right okay i think we’re all good now oh yeah yeah the the dino dagger whoops i forgot about that sorry it’s a lot to keep track of okay where was he’s over here yes cool okay got you and we are good very nice and mary

Pippin thank you for the 25 hundo bits you got to buy and juice the sweet riddle trader don’t rename this one okey dokey you’re right i did not sorry i’ve had i’ve had a lot i’ve had a lot what is this vault scrap pretty swick thank you much okay

I go through here and we’ll do that really quick yes give me one the moment are we sure that is uh the name because that is that is a steve skin right there so we’ll hold up on juicing until we are good on the name all right what’s it gonna be

Common boy gross all right let’s see i think we’re good to go let’s get the danks in i’ll just bring three i think we’re really at risk to uh filling them all out all right all right all right all right let’s go let’s go let’s do it let’s do it rare crystal um

Minou no more we’re getting through a backlog on the raffles that’s the way that’s the way to go that is the way to go okay i know this joke about time travel but you didn’t like it i haven’t heard that one before i hear a lot of repeats that wasn’t one

Pretty sweet okay cool nah i don’t need mana we’re not running the regen pendant so the only thing that takes mana is the sash and we regen quicker than that so we all get we all guilty it’s a why well will he find gorgeous knight oh thank you

I appreciate because of this prediction it means we’ll find something other than gord tonight so thank you you’re all doing a great service um cool i think we’re ready to rock and roll we got our eight obvious conscriptions yada yada extra armor to put on once we’re

Fighting the boss gonna be a different level of difficulty heck yeah oh watch it be a hard vault after i get to 1 15 i am going to keep that time here we go a silent raffle rare okay yeah at least it’s uh it’s the same difficulty as last one because the last

One was hard so i’ll take it all right annoying stupid idiot the first that’s a bad omen the first thing i run into is that stupid western trap room card hey nope don’t do it don’t do it any other stuff oh by the way where are

We going we’re going to the east okie dokie and the other chest in here which is stronger lonely or silent i think uh i think silent is the lowest amount of mob spawns and lonely is just it’s like lonely is minus one uh silence is minus two i believe

Any chance just verified sweet riddle is correct mc name then i’m not sure why uh the skin wouldn’t be showing very weird key piece give me that give me that oh double key piece give me dad give me that to the east uranium nice nice nice

And we don’t know what the other one is but it’s bound to not be gorgeous oh you just stepped in and swung hey double key piece heck yeah too sick so all right uh i think we’ve gotten most of the stuff here so i will just do this and

You guys need to get out of this lava bath all right what’s the other one it’s not to be gorgeous knight it’s not good tonight it never happens when you inspect it that’s not how it works nothing in there unlived end more key pieces rares rares are where

It’s at for key pieces for some reason i ain’t complaining just don’t know why is that it oh one more also dude i just saw okay i have to ask did i miss a bunch of advertising for this like captain america thing on disney plus because i just saw the

Advertisement today and it was like by the way it’s out now or did they just drop some mega surprise at the last second i feel like i was somehow so out of the loop on it um no spoilers obviously no spoilers it has been known about i mean yeah it

Makes sense because it’d be like really hard to film something like that and have nobody say anything but i had no idea i’m out of the loop what can i say oh oh wrong thing dang it i did not mean to activate it there disney just cranking out the mcu content

It’s crazy it’s like it’s like it’s the movie content but it’s it’s episodes it’s like unheard of disney stonks going up i hope though because i have disney stunk so i hope it goes up all right we got any uh in chess in here dude there we go i don’t think so

Nice nice nice Dang this skeleton got wrecked oh thank you all right so i guess we’re going this way we still don’t know what the other gem is on top of the branium i mean it could be gorge night but don’t expect it’s okay i don’t really feel like hanging out in

This room for a while it’s kind of annoying oh look at ned’s armor let’s see that’s looking pretty swick got the little antenna helmet it’s pretty cool i gotta say nope no gems what are this man there are no chests in here oh just hiding give me the key pieces

How have i not found whatever the next gem is another randy i feel like i’m getting pretty good at remembering to activate or use the chest to open up chest the chest to open up chests pretty good pretty good no don’t i wish you wouldn’t do that

Anyway there we go all right now to the left from here nope oh wait there’s a barrel the speed is ruining me no creeper don’t i’m not allowed to fight the boss until i know what the other gem is what is it why can’t we find it

Okay well let me continue i guess oh my god it’s ready and we get what what what is this why why is this happening why is this happening it’s not supposed to be this way it’s not supposed to be god dang it again really how wow that has got to be

A big dub for a lot of for a few people i should say was that i was a 6x payout oh my god oh okay we’ve been we don’t need to mark an unalived end i still got 19 minutes here you guys you guys do be balling real hard

Whoever won that one what’s our biggest payout we’ve ever the biggest payout ratio we’ve ever had here have we had a 10x i can’t remember if we had like a 10x for getting an artifact out of a common vault or something like that no sir i do not agree

With your existence oh my god that was garbo oh god can he run across oh he runs across the air he’s crazy oh god wait is this where i’ve been or is this new this is new um any others okay oh wait there is one up can he make this

Oh he shoots a hail mary nope oh actually kind of worked incredible wow legendary plays oh that’s it we’ve run our loop okay well i guess we’ll uh i will fight the boss i feel like looping one one floor in a rare is pretty good oh no painful

We will fight the boss in here vine no that’s going to say why not but this is the wrong one incorrect one was this one oh god okay i think it was this one where the last room was All right losing fight you don’t want that this okay you guys ready for this oh you guys are gonna take this good job eternals you’re legendary nothing nothing nothing zero level ups nope great frick oh i didn’t i forgot to use dagger i even had it in mind and then i

Right idiot that was dumb sorry didn’t get any levels on this stuff though so uh hey let’s be honest probably wouldn’t have gotten it on the dagger either uh okay also this boy has low durability everything else got pretty sweet durability these will make a boots have mad durability and i guarantee you

They’re going to get more when they level up if they level up nothing wants to level up now man all right well that will probably be the last vault that we do for zidane so i think we can deposit things back into the system um also i guess i can keep these

As well always bring in the chest plate with luck any time we’re running a vault maybe i can get one thing with luck plus two eventually someday someday wouldn’t it be nice can’t really count on it but it would be nice someday also i guess i can like always kind of keep the

Oranges in there all right what do we get 12 more key pieces that is pretty good 13 renium nice nice six skill shards we’ll be able to make another skill orb pretty sure boss crate couple inscriptions another pandora noise noise come on one artifact for the day man one artifact

No artifacts for the day zero nada impossible to get 55 eternal souls wow that is quite a bit artifacts are a myth no stop breaking the floor it’s impossible no wrong way there swear though it’s just it’s just non-stop gamblers fallacy at this point right i’m sure it’s people like

Okay if he hasn’t gotten if he hasn’t gotten an artifact in this long he’s bound to get one again and the answer is no i will keep not getting them because the statistics say that that’s how it should be menu no more sorry for decimating you but thank you for the vault x

All right what do we got common boy i don’t even know what to do with all of these at this point there’s too many commoners in there dude here we go give me some goods give me some goods what do we got oh roll a couple of these and some vault scraps nice

Now the sword and another axe um i don’t think there’s any way we can really get a better sword at this point um common common because i mean we can’t get luck on it so strength and leech plus additional attack damage it’s kind of like that’s all

You could really hope for i think this the sword is it’s where it’s at it’s kind of unbeatable so everything now when it comes to rolling swords is just i don’t know um it’s both a blessing and a curse i guess where are we at here are you still

Dumping oh i haven’t even started yet of course all right so i think we could make some or at least one skill shard all right sorry skill point i should say two even better up to three we ballin ball and hard any other stuff in here let’s see what we got

A mere 277 star shards also we can make more blank keys though nine more uh are you up to 45 more keys not bad not bad at all i’ll tell you what i’ll roll one more chest plate because one of these days something with four slots it’s just it’s got to happen it’s

Probably not gonna be from one that i craft it’s probably gonna be from one that i uh i buy one of the treasure only rolls ah still wouldn’t it be nice an artifact i’m gonna wait on that until the very end that’ll be like a desperate plea because there’s no point right now

Well i don’t know i could i could get artifacts in future vaults and it could be new and then it’d be why would i have used those omega pogs when i can instead use them to regen my my weapons so that’s like that’s some last day stuff that’s some

Last day stuff where i’ve accumulated all of these gems here and i’m like all right i’m gonna make i’m gonna make the five uh the five omega pogs that i can do right now and i’m gonna use them to re-roll five artifacts and hope that one is the one that we

Need you know but otherwise it doesn’t seem like something i should do right now all right what else it’s got the 45 keys we have a bunch of the relics and not like if i can i’ll try to save some of these i’m sure that

Some of our gear is going to get worn out and we’re going to kind of have to use an omega pog on a repair at some point but i’ll do my best to save them just in case we shall see no extra etchings yeah i think we’re kind of

Kind of where we can be for now all right i have definitely let this episode go on far too long and now youtube is probably going to not process it the first time around and i’ll have to re-upload it so uh that said i think i’ll wind things down now

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And see who it’s gonna be um mary pippin with a rare we popping off on the rares congratulations mary pippin very cool uh well i the sweet riddle i don’t know what to do i can i can juice sweet riddle i don’t know what the issue is about the skin but

Um because this is confirmed i guess to be the proper username i don’t know oh there it is now it showed up hello cap made i don’t know why i didn’t show up in the vending machine then it decided to show up in there all right weird i guess if

If selected as the eternal we will have another cap made possibility nice nice nice nice okay thanks for watching see you next time