MINECRAFT VILLAGERS make me ANGRY – Brain Dump

And finally we have reached my home welcome everyone to the kingdom of Jericho this is a world of my own design where I can shape reality as I see fit and none of my friends will ever leave me again I think you know it wouldn’t be

Too inappropriate to give you guys a bit of a tour here this is the library please do not let out the librarian please just don’t if he gets out it’s a pain in the ass to come back in down here we have the barracks these are

Where all of my friends sleep no friends in here no friends in there whoa a lot of friends in here hey we have at a friend party or what how come I wasn’t invited you know what don’t answer that because you’re gonna say because you’re not a friend and I don’t wouldn’t like

That answer and even here in the Church of the Holy Blood hold even more friends can be found but unfortunately they have to sleep in the basement because I don’t want my preacher getting out either hey wake up I got some sins that I need to

Confess come on buddy get out of bed forgive me Father for I have sinned undertale did you do hey what are you doing out here go to bed it’s after curfew go to bed go to bed go to bed go to bed sleep fall asleep fall asleep you [ __ ] what’s up bud

This guy got up here somehow and I don’t know how to get him down so he is now officially my watch tower person uh here’s some mutton for your service oh my gosh what is that guy doing out there how did you even get out why are you out

There oh my gosh there’s another one should I find a way to let them back in or should I just let them wander forever in the wilderness like a werner herzog penguin ow hey guys what are you talking about huh huh whoa whoa whoa buddy back up you gotta go where everybody knows

Hey myk’s cartography was filmed in front of a live studio audience am i you doin bud that was the cartography treatin ya I’m gonna trade you some paper you know what Mike just for you I’m gonna go get some paper to trade you just for you or the

Other guys I don’t do this [ __ ] hang on yeah this damn building who are you and what are you doing in my home excuse me why are you Blair witching against that wall and that’s all you have to say all right Mikey I got some paper for ya get

Out of my way you [ __ ] oh get out Oh Mikey knock knock knock as the cartography biz I will take all of that from you all right you can evolve or what you know level up there you go the students [ __ ] nuts about cartography it’s all

He talks about hey what’s the buzz oh [ __ ] you did that that was your fault dumbass should I let these [ __ ] back in hey dummies how did you even get out what are you doing I’d like to think that they ran away because they’re gay lovers and they

Thought that they wouldn’t be accepted in the kingdom of Jericho but we tolerate all alternative lifestyles in my kingdom this is not a place of judgment just go back inside go back inside go inside don’t walk away from me now you follow him follow your friend don’t look at me go go go

Don’t her go oh okay you’re so damn close go oh my Grob good Gloria these nitwits are exhausting good night Mike you will always be my favorite I like Mike it’s a nice man that Mike all he knows is cartography but that’s all he needs to know you know it’s not a

Complicated person it doesn’t he doesn’t know a lot about the world well actually yeah he’s a cartographer so I guess he would I guess that is the very definition of a cartographer Mikey what’s up bud Michael Michael motorcylce turn the key and watch him pee you want

Some glass panes I can hook you up my dude I don’t know what you’re using them for but I can hook you up my dude my dude oh my dude I can get you so many glass panes if you want to see some real glass panes go to glass ascom that’s got

All the bests the worst the worst kind of glass panes those are bad glass panes you don’t want those kinds of glass panes his glass ascom still up oh my gosh is glass ask.com still up glass asked let’s see what we get no damn well we tried kids you know there comes a

Time when even gods must die I don’t know what to do with the suspicious stew can I eat that what’s so suspicious about it Oh God ow it hurt me ow what’d I do wrong if I did another one what happened I’m going to die I’m going to die

Mike [ __ ] poisoned by Stu damn it Mike what are you doing up there stop it stop it get down off off the ladder oh not up off now are you gonna get down now yeah get out of here go go stop it go away see now you got hurt that was

Your own fault because you’re an idiot it’s so hard babysitting the entire city of idiots oh my stupid stupid village boys me and the village boys hanging out do they appreciate what I do no that’s a no absolutely not hey what should knuckleheads hey bud

Taking a nap mind if I join you I really want to build a giant tree house on top of that hill over there so that I can climb it and look down over all that I survey I got that monetary I just want to be just like

King – want that golden touch is what I mean I want that old double eagle want that tender that is legal and financially substantially any Somma Canon Vigo wanna live in regal splendor with that love and legal tender money money money money money damn oh look at my kingdom I got the

Ravine I got the bridge when you when you when you look over all that you have and you really reflect on how far you’ve come I don’t know how that peepee poo-poo got over there do you need help do you need I help ya are you ready are you ready I

Kill you I kill you I kill you oh he died why he was my best friend ow don’t worry I’m going to kill you in the quickest and easiest way I know how with an axe I feel nothing it’s what this game has done to me it’s turned me into a into a

Cold unfeeling murderer who’s not even capable to experience any empathy for the things that he’s done look I can just kill you right now feel nothing BAM nothing nothing I don’t have a damn emotion in my whole brain don’t come up yet hang on I got to get

My damn sword out ain’t fighting you till I got my damn sword there we go all right now just oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] Oh God stay away get away stop it we’re eight years old and what have we got to show for it no credit card no beard no car at least

Not yet and look at that old house about ready to fall apart seems like a good place to start no door B’s ever been this far all we need is a running start to prove that we’re not kids something inside that scary old house might be our ticket in I

Wanna be grown-up I ain’t a kid no more I was when I was four but that was long ago I wanna be grown up time to put away all my dolls I’m just a ball wants to be grown up yeah yeah yeah yeah I wanna be grown up Wow oh great

Mike Mike what are you doing what are you doing Mike is that Mike how in the blue fart did you get up there you’re a nice guy but I can’t let you die like this I’m in here come on there we go Mike you have so much to live for I

Can’t just throw it all away no don’t don’t you’re my only cartographer don’t I know that cartography can be a difficult career and it’s maybe not always as fulfilling as you thought it was going to be but you know no don’t stop it no come over here come on follow me down

Here bud Mike come on come on Mike Mike look into your heart look into your heart Mike you know that you still have a job on this earth God’s plan for you is not over yet he still has so many things in store for you it’s different color but whatever come on

Buddy come on let’s get out of here yeah I know come on oh that way come on move it move it Mikey come on Mikey Mikey murder psyche Mike you can do it you’re strong enough you’re strong enough Oh no Mike Mike Mike in here are you still alive Mike oh god Mike Mike is that you I know Mike listen to the sound of my voice I’ll save you go inside Tommy go Mike Mike go these the these cacti are for the pillagers they’re not for you come

On come on old boy let’s get on all up in here come on old boy there you go Michael down here through this way no come on oh my lord Oh Oh goo what you did was very stupid and reckless okay maybe you would maybe you think that nobody would

Care if you were gone but that’s not the case you’re not like that [ __ ] that I just killed a few minutes that minutes ago so you have a you know you got a job cartography is very important okay so go do it go there you go buddy see isn’t

This what you were meant to do doesn’t it feel so fulfilling I mean you don’t have to walk on your workstation yeah see that’s that’s not helping but well at least you’re making the scribble sound I guess that’s progress Mike someday things will get easier you

Have to believe that I don’t believe it I believe that all that awaits me is suffering but for you now you might be thinking max you’re doing it you’re doing a damn let’s play isn’t that what all the cartoon people on the internet do they say I’m gonna make cartoons but

Then what happens they end up making a dang let’s play doesn’t that how it always goes but you know what now that I’m sitting here making a damn let’s play I gotta say it’s pretty easy you know I mean I already play video games I already talked to myself like a crazy

Person all I had to do was turn the microphone on you know you got a package from burn BOTS I did why the heck am I sitting here playing video games on the internet like an [ __ ] you know this Bernbach things been going on for so long that frankly I’ve begun to forget

That it was even happening I’ve been sick that’s what you said last time well I’m always sick it sucks thanks for reminding me holy [ __ ] she went back to India dear max I’ve returned to Mumbai to gain a better understanding of my mysterious origins I

Won’t get into it now but I can assure you that my adventures have been highly interesting and have entailed many shocking and life-changing revelatory moments I hope you can forgive me for departing brain dump with no prior notice but I simply saw it in my best interest to discontinue working with a

Man who has so little respect for me oof Oh big oof that’s a big oaf right there as a show of good sportsmanship I’ve sent you some authentic Indian literature ghoul tumblers not gonna like this what’s wrong creep you sound like you got something on your mind the only

Thing on my mind goofball is a thin layer of cerebrospinal fluid that cushions my brain against the interior wall of my skull gross but hey that package has a return address now that we know where she is we can contact her and you can finally help I hate that word

When I miss burn BOTS and I really miss having a dang TV I still don’t know how Game of Thrones ended well however it ended I’m sure it was great and everybody loved it a man can’t live without his TV goofball maybe it’s time

We just got a new one well if you want but you’ll never be able to find another TV like burn BOTS people are getting sick of the story arc goofball we got to wrap it up now if you’ll excuse me I gotta go wash your disgusting ghost

Words off my face don’t forget to use so