Minecraft VR but it’s Mexican

It’s supposed to be Maria burrito dog and burrito what are you supposed to be I’m a taco easy cut up are you naked yeah bug I’m letting it all hang today no it’s Halloween your lettuce is good looking at my lettuce I can’t help it it’s on your feet you’re not gonna

Believe this all right dog was it was that what happened what happened what don’t start off don’t start an episode all dramatic like I’m write to you about this dude do like this long thing where you like look this way and then you look back and then you look up and then you

Turn around and you look at the water and reflect upon your reflection you’re like wait dog look up boy what what are you talking about what happens when I look up Eddie yeah why are your eyes on your chin what are you talking about hey listen listen listen this is Halloween

You don’t worry about who’s got eyes where because everybody looks tough yeah you’re right dog you’re right you’re right let’s get some candy dog Malita Malita way Brenda time where we can tell Oh Sofia he’s dead I thought you said you were going to therapy for the anger

Issue I did talk it doesn’t seem resolved to me this is about a 20% dog you should have seen me at my hundred percent full dog have you been watching my hero Academy again okay okay Mia wait you got a meeting no way get back over here my hero our macadamia nut

It’s called boku no hito boku no hero boku no hito boku no hero boku no here you’re right let’s go to a village dog let’s see if he gets a pork beef hybrid dog it’s gonna be called beef whoa abomination of a land site is

Where you go I’m right here I’m on my way time writing I’m surprised with you what does it look like it kind of looks like eight you ever seen those you ever seen those organized swimmers that just kind of like they put their heads in the

Water and then they bring their legs up and it just kind of like spread what I was thinking it looks more like you ever see wingsuits that kind of looks like a flying squirrel or it’s the mothership for what I don’t know man honestly honestly okay here’s his thing here’s the thing here’s

The thing I’m thinking we build a house up there I was thinking the same thing I was thinking we build a house in the crevice of it down here where the trees are at but why not inside the dark ex hole up there the dark what the dark

It told there yeah do you know what happens in the dark and minecraft by any chance nah zombie spawn creeper spawn skeleton spawn you think that’s gonna help it’ll you starkers [ __ ] dog yeah yeah yeah trust me you’re just gonna get some torches and we’ll be fine all right

You’re wait let’s go build a house in the dark [ __ ] hey dog I think we should be at each in charge of something what should you be in charge of gathering wood okay then what should I be in charge of gathering wood get more wood than you been Oh imma get more wood

Than you you don’t have the brains are you just standing there you’re just watching me dog you don’t even work listen listen listen I’m working the [ __ ] you you throws it look like working I’m using my brains thank you very much while you’re over there punching wood like the caveman there you

Are crafting table what are you gonna do now And I need more wood yeah you do what but you just happened dog the [ __ ] Enderman oh [ __ ] [Laughter] What are you doing it’s busy enough the locals around here Kevin literally do nothing I’m just existing hold on do you see me yeah you’re off to the side and they’re not [ __ ] bothering you oh crap no he’s looking at me now he found out I was your homie and now he’s

Chasing after me bro just tell him but you don’t [ __ ] with me hey no a dog a chill-out dog there’s something up ate dog hey I’m trying to tell you that fool over there he’s not from the same street as I am fool he’s from the other

Neighborhood dog he’s the one with a lip he’s the one with all the little tricycles yeah he’s with the gang of tricycle boys you say from like loco Vista Street dog a dog did you see his tattoos yeah he had frijoles he’s with the Frijole gang

Dawg Oh bro dog they’re gonna know about this homes you know what they do the people that put their gang book what dog hey we gotta hurry up and build the base we can move our families in here like every Mexican doesn’t like a drag in

Whoa where did you go now climbing this cliff homes a minute Mikey it’s no way to get up here without wasting wood I don’t want to [ __ ] about I just gotta live how did you I’m already up here you didn’t where are you under the Dragons chest shut up come on come to

The side of the cliff I don’t believe you what are you doing there was clear clear path from where how did you know the Sun rise towards the sunrise see you I see you what I don’t see it what how did you get up there for real yeah I was

Circling the entire thing what are you having that head of yours it looks like tomatoes and lettuce is that what you just have for a brain yes just okay so you have problems with vegans now yes as a matter of fact I don’t are you seriously breaking stone with an

Axe just dude look at this view anyway you want to make a house right here hell yeah look at this [ __ ] that’s the roundest darkest hole I’ve ever seen you think so no I’ve seen rounder yeah there we go okay let’s get our house up so I’m

Thinking if we get the the flooring started right here on this level and then we just put it all the way to the ceiling of the cave right and then we have the kitchen right here where I’m standing okay and then we have a super secret Clubhouse up here right and then

We go over here right right right right we got a pot we got we gotta have somewhere to park our cars right so we have a 15 car garage right here okay and it’ll probably stick out all the way to that part over there and then over here

This is where the magic happens ah the kitchen now let me ask you something though yeah let’s say we were out over there by that forest over there gathering materials maybe cave hunting you know fishing doing our thing finding wives that kind of thing you know what’s

A legend how do we get up here we just built a staircase from over there to here you want to build a staircase okay okay okay now what if we’re now what if we’re like running away from a pack of zombies and we’re coming from

Say that way okay so you see where those creepers are yeah okay so we build a staircase why don’t we just build a home on top of the dragon’s head before you say well how do we get up there here’s what we do we get a couple buckets of

Water we filled them up and then we create waterfalls that we can swim up to the top of the house Oh and we can put the waterfalls coming from the side so it looks like the Dragons crying and we can call the home dragons tears yes and then when we’re

Done building the house and we’re making the waterfall she wrote a rule about that cactus I was thinking we can make a staircase that goes all the way up to it why do we have to make our home so impractical why can’t it be like on a nice valley down

There you know what I mean you want to know why why because we’re mother [ __ ] cholos for life Izzie for life dog you ever follow and you know what cholos we don’t just do simple things dog we put our chins up to the sky and go way above all the way up and

Then we build a house there hell yeah dog and then we build a staircase is that what you in staircase is for like the other staircase fetish or something like oh okay but have you ever seen like those spiral staircases dog that’s exactly what I’m gonna build on I’ll

Build a spiral staircase all the way up though I want to see it how are you gonna get up there oh really easy don’t follow me wait how do you did you figure out a way to get up there watch me dog now what were you asking

Dog can we extend the name of this land what do you want to call it the Dragons tears that reside upon the moon what happens when you get dramatic and look up while continuously walking forward okay but even more so that wouldn’t have happened if I had a staircase

You know I have this earth norm I’m here right now what you see like a short-term memory that’s pretty came out like you know I got that what a fool these fools are like following us how did you do that dog what oh I still had friendly fire on dog is taking everything in me to not

Break my chicken doesn’t even matter dog just come up for real oh no no no we’re gonna keep this one dog we didn’t eat this one oh wait wait wait let’s kill this one let’s give this one got him we’re gonna keep this one dog alright

I’m just gonna you said we were gonna keep him it was an accident yeah one made you what made you point to him with a pickaxe and press the button huh list glitched I’m cooking some mutton chops dog oh hell yeah dog just like I used to

Make just like a whale eat I used to make dog cabrito laid out flat charred skin you know we gonna save Esau money girl oh yeah dog and remember what she did with a spoon dog what oh that was just me okay never mind what what did you Kevin what did you do

With the spoon don’t walk to the edge all dramatic like you’re bad you’re about to have some big moment of real life remembrance where I will eat that I’ll tell you one thing talking she wasn’t marinating the sauce you’re just like fart so hard your cheeks clap yeah the I

Mean that’s technically what makes a farting noise but like like it when you really fart hard enough and it just makes one loud ass clap it’s so inspirational that you just want even vibrate it just like it’s just one like that hey Dawg I was thinking that we can make

The house shaped like a dragon I was just gonna make a square fool or should make a square dog yeah what’s up – what’s up endo we’re so thin they do something then though are you just gonna stand there and [ __ ] stare me down though but you

Gotta bring out your politicize idea dog let’s go purple it to the Sun do I got three how many you got dog dog or even need to put a person under them this is the most epic diving board in Minecraft wait before you jump dog I’m not just

For your job hey I need your scariest [ __ ] jumping [ __ ] that wait hey hey hey now come back we gotta finish building the house first of all you want to keep it darker you want to like sprinkle in some gringo wood we can use the the green go wood for the roof like

We could do this look oh that was character that looks dog that looks like that looks like a reverse chocolate chip cookie chocolate yeah it’s all chocolate and then some parts cookie hell yeah dog but you know what’s pissing me off about a dog is that the yellow one isn’t

Touching the core it’s like when the DVD logo doesn’t hit the corner anxiety a little bit I’m just thinking I’m gonna leave it like that cuz it doesn’t mess with mine I don’t know I don’t go out I don’t get OCD like that but if it messes with you then yeah we’re definitely

Leaving you know what no do it again What the printer ran out of ink halfway through we call this modern art dude look at that that’s not looking too bad this looks like a dragon that’s just chillin on top of a mountain we need to put waterfalls coming out of its eyes like we said we would all guy just

Witness the homicide look at him why isn’t he doing anything I don’t know dog I think he’s I think is he stupid should we help him I kind of felt bad for him he was getting bullied for yeah dude we just saved a Golan’s life yeah we did

Okay he’s back to doing his thing yeah there he goes he’s saving him get him what are you doing he’s just staring him down oh he’s dead look look at how he’s staring him down whatever you do don’t attack that no he dropped up he’d release it in iron ingots

He dropped the flour and how many iron ingots three dog that’s enough to make a bucket for our waterfalls on the Dragons tears I guess you could say [Laughter] [Laughter] [Laughter]