Minecraft Wendigo Hunt: BBA99

In the heart of the formidable Himalayan Mountains a Sinister presence lurks in the icy shroud a creature of ancient malevolence known as the skin stalker Slumbers in the shadows it’s hunger for the unsuspecting towns folk echoing through the snow Laden Peaks recently A Town Sent BB letter from the area

Telling BBA that the creature has haunted their Shadows for weeks now and that a Perpetual blizzard has followed its demonic presence BBA knowing that he’s the only one who can take the creature down must rise to the challenge the fate of the the town hangs in the balance as the Relentless blizzard will

Only cease if the creature meets its demise armed with courage and determination the protector embarks on a treacherous Quest navigating the Frozen Labyrinth to confront the skin stalker before its haunting song claims another victim man I felt like Shakespeare saying all that thanks chat GPT well isn’t this a great start okay here we are I’m in the I’m in the Arctic so uh yeah I also downloaded a mod uh a mod that makes me freeze to death if I don’t get shelter immediately so that’s great but anyway the town should be just over

There hopefully we don’t die first hey maybe maybe the tree will keep me warm nope never mind I’m actively dying not like this come on we need to go go go go across the Frozen River I must make it to the town please I’m lit I’m literally dying it’s right here get me

In save me spawn point oh get wrecked oh get wck I’m too good I’m next to a torch look at me hey I’m warm I I am warm I am warm I’m a warm boy This is me being a warm boy how am I not a warm boy yet what excuse me what part of this is not warm what you know I’m taking all this stuff this man just got evicted the guy who lives in there not anymore okay guess we’ll live in here now I’m hearing some goofy noises out here who’s making all that Ruckus huh what’s all the commotion about so this is the town that sent me the uh letter doesn’t look like a smart bunch of people but I guess they’re immune to freezing to death so they’ve got that over me

How do you warm up in this forsaken Place do any of these guys sell wool I’m pretty sure a part of this mod is being able to craft things I can hear the skin stalker I feel like dying of cold is going to is going to get me more than the skin

Stalker in this video that’s my guess why are all these houses just potion houses what is happening are you kidding me ah finally a furnace dude that skin stalker is so loud out there hey I’m actually warming up yes I have nothing to bake I have literally nothing to bake what do

I what do I what do I bake I need to take this furnace with me so that I can get stuff but I just all right whatever okay you just scared the absolute beesus out of me brother what is wrong with you all right uh put this

Down put some of these down grab me one of these bad boys and yoink and yoink and yoink and yoink okay go outside take the stuff back to my establishment this Iron Golem has seen some things man oh my God that I apologize um okay where was

My house I don’t remember where my own house was what is happening some guy just placed dirt I guess I don’t know this was my house never mind can I not freeze to death anymore thanks I hear him out there that silly little guy that silly little goober I’mma get

Him don’t think I won’t don’t think I won’t hey this is my bed now thanks I know you were just jumping on that bed but it’s mine now nerd Lau I’m out of here there we go all right I’ve got my warm space excuse me yeah yeah leave yeah

Leave little brat all right um the only way to really warm this house up is to bake something so we got to I mean if I just get like a thousand lamps that’ll work too these things are all their own heat source so if I just

Get like 30 of them I can just I came came into this town to protect them and you know what I’m just stealing all their stuff they called the wrong guy for this all right they called the wrong guy I’m going to steal all their stuff yeah this should warm me

Up no why am I freezing to death stop this madness why I literally did nothing to deserve such a fate okay well we’re back sincerely just need to cook something I don’t know what it’s going to be I can’t even get out of my own

House this is a rough start I think this is the roughest start we’ve ever had I’ve already died twice this is yeah this is not exactly ideal anyway anything in here I can cook why does this town own Nothing this town is poor no wonder they’re being bullied by the skin stalker okay I think we just need to bake a tree log I think that’s all we need to do that’s the only reasonable explanation it’s all I’ve got so we’re just going to steal one from the corner

Of this guy’s house we’ll just we’ll just make some charcoal with it and that should should warm me up until I can find some wool to craft a thingy of a uh why does that not work what why is this not working since when oh cuz it’s a stripped Spruce log oh I

Didn’t know we were picky oh I didn’t know we were picky oh my bad my bad I didn’t know Minecraft was so snotty about the type of log that I bake my my bad what what since when since when does this not work was there a new update or

Something is this not a feature yet what who are are you out of here no this is where I sleep bud this is where I sleep don’t hip thrust into my face that’s unacceptable you will provide me food so sorry about this thank you okay this should warm me up check it

Out yeah I’m a warm boy now check out that sick fire animation this is vanilla Minecraft thank you let this thing warm me up for a while got to siphon all the heat I can we’re going to go mining that’s that’s the plan here maybe if I can get deep underground

It’s a little bit warmer down there than it is in this godforsaken place how do people live here what is this this is making me question Everything okay we’re just going to build this out this is our little base of operations nothing to see here nothing to see here at all there we go don’t need that window there anymore put a little lamp there take this lamp with us and then we go mining incredible

Stuff incredible stuff all inspiring if I do say so oh I’m glowing I’m Jesus you know you think the town’s people could have at least provided me with like something they could have been like ah hello traveler Welcome to our humble mod may we interest you in some f minol perhaps some

Uh some like spring water I don’t know man I guess I just have too high an expectation for these goobers anyway new pickaxe time all right now I can mine like a big boy I don’t have to mine like those goobers who use wooden pickaxes I’m not like those

Guys you won’t catch me dead with a stone pickaxe with a wooden pickaxe I mean dang it I just incriminated myself wait you’re telling me it’s colder in this cave are you kidding me I’m going to freeze to death in the ground now there’s zombies out there I’m

Going to I’m going to die again I’m going to die again you’ve got to be kidding me you’ve got to be joking wait that bakes so it’s just the wrong type of furnace is that what you’re telling me There we go I’m warming up yeah I really need to figure out how to craft Wool Wool armor but that actually requires finding like a sheep first check out how ominous it is down there ah yes I’ve got the creepy basement just call me uh what’s his name from hello neighbor Theodore

This is where I keep all of my uh all of my SkyWars points it’s good stuff you figure the deeper I go eventually I’ll find lava that’s just kind of my my game theory here kind of hoping that will be the case hey maybe I’ll find like random

Sheep down here you never know although I could make wool if I had string so if I find like a spider spawner or something that’ be good although what are the odds coming across one of those oh I’ve mined into God’s living room what is happening oh okay apparently the

Matrix just glitched for a second there no need to worry about it let me just grab this you reckon putting on iron armor will keep me warm I sincerely doubt it but I mean maybe it will you never know okay we’ve gone deep enough for tough so let’s see whatever this is compressed

Cobblestone something stupid deep slate I’m hearing some Ambiance the spooky spooky Ambiance can’t handle it my little monkey brain is just melting from the the sheer ow spook Factor The Spook F I cannot handle how spooky it is it’s too spooky for me man hey luckily nothing can spawn down here

Anymore so that’s that’s good I came to a part of the Earth where uh monsters don’t mercilessly bash my head against rocks don’t let the spooky Ambiance fool you this place is harmless now ever since BBA the the Exterminator came through you see we’re not just here to

Defeat we’re not just here to defeat the skin stalker we’re here to humiliate him we’re here to make him feel useless just as we did with all the other mobs it’s how the game is played and I don’t have any stuff here I am talking myself up

And I literally don’t even have wood are you kidding me how am I supposed to get back up there I guess I could just build back up that works but I have to mine all the way back after everything is said and done so that’s kind of that’s kind of

Annoying M I sure do love this monotonous task of building up a thousand blocks hey at least I’m not freezing to death again there’s that at least I swear to God if I don’t have enough blocks for this okay I had just enough excellent I think this lamp is

Keeping me warm I think having it in my offhand actually helps surprisingly enough why is there always a dude in my house every time I come up here I mean I guess this was technically their house first but no you know what you get pushed into the basement I don’t even

Care the skin stalker can have this guy yeah you know what sleep on the Shelf I don’t care I’m going to keep you up all night Buster all night long he’s out there somewhere I can smell him can smell his stalker stench from a mile away hey there who Are You Ah that’s

What I thought that’s what I thought you don’t mess with a man like me it’s not how the game is played you know I just realized there’s a giant cave right there which means I mined for literally no reason that’s that’s great that’s excellent I’m I’m glad I’m glad that’s a

Thing okay what can I craft with this pants cool I’ll put on pants will that keep me warm sincerely doubt it but I’ll take it I’ll take it and I wasted all my iron and I can’t make a new pickaxe and I’m an idiot oh well we’ll just make like

Four new stone ones this is this is just how it’s going to have to happen just call me the human drill cuz I am a drilly boy boy drilling away in this corporeal realm how many more blocks do I have to break before I make it to my destination find out in

The latest episode of goofball Uncharted and there’s that spooky Ambiance again all right we’re back okay is this gold or is that iron I think it’s gold okay let’s mine down some more we’re bound to find some good stuff eventually hopefully I mine into a giant lava Network that that’ll be a huge

Help cuz not only can I bring lava to the surface to mess with the dweller With you know I think the dweller heard me say that and he was less than pleased what is that is that skull I found skull before I found the skin stalker are you kidding me at least I found lava so this is good this is legitimately just skull

Biome what I didn’t realize I’d have to PVP the ward in this video I already did that a couple videos ago oh my goober Oh my goshes he maybe if I find an entire skull City I can like steal all of its items you never know and new

Spooky Ambiance has entered the chat my eardrums are getting blasted by spooky music right now let’s try not to piss off a skull sensor that would be ideal like I said don’t really want to worry about the warden and it’s a dead end weight is it

Oh it’s not I was I was just tricked I was Bamboozled this music is so loud that’s him that goober that’s the whisper of a of a guy a silly little guy there’s a Squatch in these Woods that’s for certain yeah come at me then you think I’m scared of

You you think I’m scared of you I didn’t know you could spawn down here I just Panic placed that that thing don’t worry about it I my off hand I have nothing to defend myself with I’m just a man with pants and a pickaxe what

Do you expect me to do about it okay I think this is iron enough iron to make pickaxe I I did actually bring wood with me this time that is good that is good hopefully I’m not about to get absolutely punched in the face by something spooky I don’t know what

Exactly it would be but I’m sure it’s either the skin stalker or my own stupidity also it probably behoove me to grab a weapon just saying just saying a man like me does not want to be caught with his proverbial pants down that’s not that’s not what I’m

About in fact I’m a huge advocate of keeping your pants on big big Advocate and now I can yoink those those diamonds they’re mine now and it was one Diamond I cannot do a single thing with that why what is in this cave that is so loud my e drums

Some people are trying to sleep around here please shut up oh there’s an AR arachnid right here oh I’m going to get shot down in the streets of Detroit if I stay here for very long and I don’t have a shield die die die die die die

Die H I don’t think I’ll be able to fight this spider if he wakes up from his nap so we’re just going to casually walk past him and there’s nothing even down here so I have to casually walk past him a second time don’t even worry about it don’t

Even worry about it it wasn’t me wasn’t me you know I’m kind of hoping before I leave this place I find enough iron to make a bucket and and yink some of this lava with me that would be ideal how can this be such a large cave Network and it has

Nothing what is happening it’s just more skull you know what no I don’t even care come here yeah come here Buster I’m surgically removing you from this Earth that’s a weird way to say murder just bridging above lava nothing to see here okay I what have I done no my lamp if I

Mine this I better get it thank you I can’t find a single sign of iron what is happening are you kidding me and now the dweller’s back and I’m going to die I’m going to die I’m going to freaking get comboed into the dirt anyway I’m super confident as you can

Tell I’m just the definition of confidence this is life hopefully that’ll fill up the lava no that’s unfortunate not exactly the most ideal set of circumstances but I I’ll make do with what I have have just as I do in any situation real life or not and yes I can

Say that in real life I have an experience with the skin stalker this haunts me beyond the uh the pixels of my screen I have a vendetta against this man in real life don’t ask why don’t ask why you don’t want to know you don’t

Want to know it’s just more skull oh my God this is where I came in from this isn’t even oh my God who that was a little close for comfort almost just Kentucky Fried myself right there Jesus and there’s nothing up here this cave is incredibly useless to me it

Has lava which is kind of what I was hoping for but that’s about it I I don’t actually have the means of grabbing said lava which is unbearably unfortunate like what what am I supposed to do with this I I can’t do a single thing with this

Brother brother please I can grab a redstone not sure what I can do with that but it works I guess maybe I can make redstone armor and since it’s powered with the fuel of friendship it’ll keep me warm in the harsh Winters or something stupid I don’t know man you

Know what I’m just walking through here I don’t care about these skull sensor feelings at all yeah I don’t I don’t really care if a warden spawns so be it I I you know I just don’t really care at this point and there’s nothing even back

Here you know what shut up shut your mouth out of my face don’t ever speak to me ever again I’m on three thirst 1 and A2 Hearts crying in the corner I just want Iron I’m lost where am I I have to go up

Okay oh okay I’ll go up I guess oh my goober I just placed a as I was saying as I was saying any iron around these parts I would appreciate like one one little crumb I keep thinking SackMan is about to come at me he was he

Was a thing in the last video and I sincerely think I hear him every so often this is an even larger Network hey more diamonds okay hey three diamonds too bad I can’t craft a bucket with diamonds I can however I can get a diamond pickaxe with that and go to the

Nether not sure what I would use the nether for yet but something tells me I want to go there just just a part of me I don’t know maybe it’s not in the cards but oh I hear him oh I hear you you silly you silly little goof I hear you I

Know you’re out there little skin stalking guy little silly man who do you think you are who do you think you are roaring at me like that that’s that’s uncool that is not something a homie does to another homie okay mark my words stocky boy I will end you more than

Once more than one occasion it’s just how the cookie crumbles brother I don’t make the rules oh hey there if I can get string from you I can make wool and then once I have wool a man like me can make wool armor and then a man like me can be warm forever

Finally although I’m going to need like quite a few string for that so in all honesty if I do get attacked right now I’m completely toast I am so defenseless it’s actually hilarious you know it’s cool I’m finding all these lava patches but there is like not a singular piece

Of iron and it is just it is grinding my gears oh my God maybe if I go up here go slightly higher maybe then I’ll find iron maybe I’ll find the skin stalker you never know why is every cave in this place a dead end I actually want to throw my

Computer right now I don’t think I’ve ever been more mad at a Cave System are you kidding me I mean it’s given me three diamonds so that’s something at least but like it always gives me everything but the thing I’m looking for which is really annoying and I’m just back to the stupid

Skull thing again oh my God wait I’ve been here I’m just confusing myself oh brother just end me I’ll come back down here if I’m like really desperate for lava but like right now this is just so not worth it yeah can I drink the lava no but I can

Place my only light source in it again are you kidding me give me that that’s mine it’s mine goofball back in the old off hand it goes why is there not a single iron in this entire place I have more chances of finding a girlfriend down here than I do iron are

You kidding me what brother brother please a singular piece it’s all I need how deep are these lava pools what is happening zombie I of course of course I’m going to die of thirst before I can get a singular chunk of iron this is quite unfortunate anyway get blocked nerd yeah what

Now your pathf finding doesn’t know what to do just barely scrape your hit Box trying to knock him in the lava can I spliff him yes I got him get destroyed nerd got sped okay now I can finally come up here and discover a whole lot of nothing great I love this place I love this game there is nothing inherently wrong with

This game’s land generation whatsoever a man like me is an easy killer right now I’m on I’m on full health definitely don’t even don’t even question if I so much as breathe on this lava I’m going to die maybe there’s something over here should I just speed

Bridge on half a heart honestly who cares at this point Uh this cave has nothing I’m gone goodbye I’m back and there’s yet another dude in my bed all right don’t take that out of context all right um I keep placing the god stop it we’re back in the wilderness boys back at it again with another hit Minecraft video hey bro I

Just want to explore the Himalayan Wilderness and I can’t even do that can’t even do that cuz I’m just going to get Cyber Bullied by cold this has to be the worst experience I’ve ever had at least there was a cat there’s something at least and now there’s a what is that

A husk a stray what the hell was that there’s a creeper oh man ow Jesus Christ I’m getting comboed I swear to God if I find iron and I die right before I’m allowed to grab it I’m going to I’m going to actually fume I’m going to fume out of my

Face I can’t even see what my health is I was what I was frozen to death by a creeper that makes no sense what a Shakespearean novel oh you’re awake finally I see what you trying to steal the bed from him oh my God he is what Savages what

Savages oh this is why out of my face out of my face out of my face yeah you guys Escape I’ll beat up the guy thanks for locking me in here with him you absolute idiots now this you missed youi you missed you missed you missed you

Absolute [ __ ] cat get inside it’s cold I mean I know I’m the only person in this entire realm that feels cold but still a schack roll of iron what is this I was doomed to fall not just I didn’t just fall I was doomed to do so I don’t

Think I’ve ever struggled this hard with a video game before I feel unbearably useless oh wow this goes down this goes down a ways maybe I’ll warm up if I come down here this cave is way better than the other cave are you kidding me it’s got lava and it’s got

Open space and it’s probably got iron this has got to be the most impressive cave Network what it just keeps going yes finally and it’s not even three but I don’t care Oh what now why is my vision all dark that mean I’m about to get Warden I

Better get Wombo comboed by the warden let him have me it’d be a lot more than the skin star Lo has been doing there’s nothing to be afraid of except for maybe that that could be a slight problem you know I could have sworn I uninstalled this mod but whatever I see something

Over here I want I’m going to take it it’s going to be mine it’s not yours it’s mine glad we could come to an agreement glad we could come to an agreement oh apparently I got killed by a rock tentacle whatever the hell that means I have no idea why is the ominous

Music still happening I’m dead already I’m gone what do you want from me okay so if it sounds like Chimes and now I’m finding 10 million pieces of iron you know what I’m not even mad this game has been just torturing me forever oh hey P VP yeah get into a skeletal fight

Yeah fight each other idiots Darkness again whoa what is that I was slain by a fever dream okay this has to be the definition of cyber bully there he is that’s the man of the hour the guy I’m looking for the Wendy go and when he

Go go he goes this iron is taking five eons to bake why all right good stuff good stuff we got our lava we’ve got our minerals now it’s time to just hunt that silly goober that absolute goofball get out of my bed I’m sick and tired of this BS yeah goodbye

Goodbye nothing of interest is happening this is really unfortunate you know what you can have the house I don’t even care wait I hear footsteps oh maybe that thing I don’t know oh oh hey oh hey oh hey oh hey oh hey lava no no no no no no no Oh well that was interesting did he not burn are you kidding me now I’m going to start a freaking forest fire house fire anything fire fire fire bad fire not good why are there so many of these eyeball things everywhere I’m being watched by everyone out of here out of

Here no you guys too you guys too I’m taking out my failure anger on you yeah that’s right you better burn you too you think you’re safe yeah you think you’re safe you’re not if I’m going to burn you’re going to burn as well that’s just how it

Works I really just burned to death this game is so goofy and after bba’s Relentless failures he was feeling a little bit put down but the town’s people reassured him that if he were to just climb the Giant mountain right next to their town he would feel better and

He thought it was hilarious that this sounded so stupid why would you do that but since the skin stalker was gone for a long while he figured that there was nothing better to do so he just climbed up the mountain the town’s people told me a little bit of lore apparently if I

Climb the highest mountain it might be this mountain uh I get I get secrets revealed to me truths that I never knew possible before revealed to my my spirit this is one tall mountain my God Secrets will be revealed with the power of friendship I

Can make it to the top of this mountain Oh my Jesus finally after an arduous climb BBA reached to The Summit in that moment the snow beneath bba’s feet transformed into a reflection of his own Journey the pristine whiteness represented by the purity of his intentions the glistening surface

Mirrored the clarity he had gained and the coldness embodied the resilience he had developed along the way the snowy Landscapes whether rendered on a screen or spread out before him became a Living testament to the idea that the journey itself was the reward it was in the perseverance through the virtual Realms

Of Minecraft that one could unravel the Mysteries within discovering not only the intricacies of the game or the core of a summit but more importantly the depths of one’s own character I think that most people take video games for granted most view them as a waste of

Time but this virtual Journey has taught us that some Gamers sometimes seek to conquer digital challenges but also seek to face the complexities of Life the video game much like the summit of snow whispered the universal truth that perseverance resilience and determination are the keys to unlocking the extraordinary within Ourselves well that was a fun side quest anyway bullying the skin stalker Eureka what was that oh oh my God this is his house oh wow okay uh hey don’t mind me come and get me then I’m dousing him directly in lava this is a key part of the trolling process

Snowball yeah I’m throwing snowballs at you now what are you going to do about it nothing I’ve got everything I’ve got a bow and arrow too oh yeah take that yeah you’re going to die you can’t even do anything about it you can’t do a single thing about it it’s just coming for

Him oh he left like a nerd look a nerd look an absolute idiot really razzled his Dazzle and he had no idea how to handle it that’s something I notice all these dwellers do constantly they run away in fear like cowards okay well apparently that didn’t count as

Defeating him since Perpetual winter is still here so uh oh Jesus what have I done oh God what oh my god what have I done oh wow okay I need to save the town and quickly we must save it from my own stupidity oh wow I am truly a

[ __ ] yep that’s not doing anything and I’m still freezing to death we’ll build a moat the lava will fall I have completely failed at my mission what is happening I’m so bad I came here to protect these villagers and I’m burning down their entire Sanctuary their entire

Sanctum you know I’ll just lie and say it’s all a part of the plan that guy’s checking it out he’s interested maybe maybe this was a good choice maybe this is a good choice I’m in the first stage of grief denial okay we’ll just scoop up the

Lava it’ll drain by itself that tree is gone don’t even ask what happened don’t ask BBA what happened to the tree he won’t tell you you know this place needed some good warming anyway in my opinion kind of looks like a volcano erupted I’d say this did the town well

Yeah added a new uh decorative feature come on warm up come on thank you good God this game is so picky about heat I’m literally right next to the hottest substance on planet Earth and it says I’m cold logic this is Peak logic right here why I I what what encouraged that lava

To spill 10 business days later oh and you’re back now oh what was he just baiting me he was just baiting me what is happening so far this dweller has done pretty well on me but I’m putting him in the ground no matter what it takes and what it’s going to take is

Xcalibur see this that’s what it’s going to take oh I don’t have shoes either so that’s kind of awkward can I just make mixed shoes dang it how I’m literally near the lava what are you talking about why am I freezing to death this makes no sense okay now now I’m warming

Up you any Christmas oh please start making sense oh hey boat it’s boat time he doesn’t fall for the boat trick he doesn’t fall for the boat trick get in the lava yeah buddy Oh what now nerd Oh what now nothing yeah we got him yeah we got him boys finally killed the

Goober hey does that mean that this blizzard will does that mean this blizzard will disapp well you know what I’m going to sleep and in the morning that blizzard better be gone I swear to God okay oh oh it cleared up it did the thing yeah I’m feeling

Cocky let’s be up this Ender no okay the sun yes finally this is the good stuff also it turns out the skin stalker does not fall for the boat trick he’s a little smart for that one oh well he didn’t run away like a freaking goofball little coward little little

Manchild Little Nerd don’t worry this is a part of the trolling process you just have to insult him a thousand times get every adjective you can although there is one thing left to do for your crimes against this country I give you the death sentence may God have mercy on your

Soul may God have mercy I’m out of here and so BBA defeated the skin stalker the Eternal blizzard subsided and the people in the town were eternally grateful BBA however was sick and tired of the cold environment and immediate packed up and left not dealing

With it you won’t catch me dead in a tundra ever again get out of Here and I froze again