Minecraft when the PLAYER is GONE

Yo take a look at that villager over there he’s just standing there I wonder if they think about anything you know like what do they do when us players aren’t really around well I mean they’re just villagers they probably don’t think anything yeah I guess but I feel like

They have to do something at least like they can’t just stand there all day and do nothing there’s really no way of knowing yeah well I guess we’ll never really find out what goes on behind the scenes look at those fools over there I’m about to scam them so hard I’m gonna

Get so rich from this let’s see what I have to sell them today I love when goable players come into the village oh let’s go I’m almost done with a chest full of emeralds let’s see what can I sell them for about a stack of emeralds oh definitely not this stuff uh yeah

I’ll give him the iron pickaxe why not let another day of scamming begin and the players are gone well okay I guess I have to scam them tomorrow they’ll probably come around to the Village it’s fine I’ll just have to wait one day to fill up my chest of emeralds and okay

Great my emeralds are all gone awesome okay and my bed’s gone too and there’s a hole in my house ah I forgot players could just break into my house I hate players sheep are such boring targets give me something more difficult to shoot please uh I’m so bored I don’t

Know what to do when the player’s not around this is so annoying the player could be anywhere by now there’s no way I’m wait a minute is that a nether portal I think I’ve heard about these things I think the players make them I mean I guess there’s no reason I can’t

Follow the player into The Nether right oh my God what is this place why would a player ever come here this place looks terrifying okay whatever I’m just gonna find the player I’m starting to get scared I don’t know if I want to stay here oh what is that is that a flower

I’ve never seen a flower like this before I feel like I probably shouldn’t touch something from another dimension but I’m gonna do it anyways uh oh oh this can’t be good yep there is something seriously wrong with me okay note to self don’t touch interdimensional flowers ever again hey

Wait who are you you’re gonna take this sword and follow me take this sword wait what’s going on I don’t want any questions just do what I say um okay that soup has been sitting there for three hours it’s clear that no one’s coming back to eat it so I should be the

One to eat it it looks so good I need to don’t do it man that’s human food for a reason do you even know what it would do to your stomach you’re just hungry don’t fall for it I don’t care what it does to

Me it smells so good I just need to try it one time time to finally eat this mushroom stew ah shoot this is suspicious stew I meant to make regular mushroom stew ah but thank God I caught that what would have happened if I ate it you know what I

Don’t care anymore I’m gonna try it my first ever time trying human food this is gonna be insane oh God what what happened this doesn’t feel normal I shouldn’t have done this what happened to my skin oh my God all right as one of the most

Annoying mobs in the game I think it’s my responsibility to make this the most annoying place to go to I feel like I could place a few cobwebs here and there maybe this will make the place more annoying let’s see how this looks oh yeah this looks nice I feel like it

Could use a bit more cobwebs though yes let’s Place cobwebs all around here let’s go uh I mean it’s kind of doing it I think we need more and finally every block is now a cobweb let’s go players will have to spend 10 minutes to get to the spawner

Uh I know I’m the most hated mob bro bro I have the best idea we should do a race me versus you a race why would I challenge you to a race we all know you’re a thousand times faster than me I would lose why would I agree to that we

Don’t have to race on foot we could use another mop use another mob to race what are you talking about well I think I know what my ride is gonna be okay well if you’re using a chicken I guess I’ll try using this spider as a ride dude we should probably hurry up

With this race it’s gonna be daytime soon and we’ll burn dude relax come on three two one and go wait I think there’s a problem I don’t know how to get off foreign what is this place where am I hey remember I said no questions now get in

Line what am I even waiting in line for oh my God what is that I think I want to go home now