Oh god okay all right time to get started let’s [ __ ] go holy hell my sensitivity is insane hello tyler hello colton what’s up i see you’ve gotten a little started here nice yeah i’ve started on the spawn a bit just kind of getting some resources going turn you down a little bit Good good all right this is a holy [ __ ] this is a really nice spawn yeah um it’s nice and open and then it goes into some mountains you guys see that i mean some pvp arenas and [ __ ] so yeah that’d be cool tyler was talking about uh setting up an arena I will make those arenas for you feel free man um you see the mountains over here like uh wait are you the one that’s in this yeah tyler’s boss bobcat oh okay uh yeah you see these mountains i was thinking of putting maybe some like dope-ass arenas on there for pvp Like right where they’re kind of like uh like where it’s um this over here yeah like either that one or the one behind it maybe whichever i mean there can be more than one yeah both of them yeah i mean that’s what i was thinking as uh I’m in like no rush to so what i’m gonna do is i’m probably gonna help a lot of it and then i’m gonna vary materials off from whatever he’s doing to uh do my own projects because i’m like that that works for me i mean no problem is There anything else you want to build because if there’s other things you have to build um you can definitely do it in the spawn yeah if you if you need like something built just let me do whatever uh question do you mind if i take a stack of seeds Some wool and wood uh yeah go ahead that’s fine all right cool i’m gonna take a stack of wood and enough wood you can take as much seeds as you want i’m substituting it to that point where i don’t need them anymore okay cool thank you i also have a stack Of seeds can i swipe a pumpkin too uh yeah go ahead all right um so for bases um i want them a minimum like an absolute minimum of 300 blocks away from the spawn that’s fine by me i planned i was actually about to ask how far do you Want us to go away yeah a minimum of 300 though i recommend a minimum of 500. you know what i mean yeah that’s totally fine um and is this going to just be spawned for now then this is just yeah it’s gonna be spawn um i’m gonna Try to build it up a bit i’m not gonna have any villagers or anything to keep performance and to keep it open for other people to build in um for like big builds like how um um the other server was all right no no it’s going to be completely Opposite from the other server where there’s going to be no villagers and uh other people can build not just me so you know it gives other people you know a chance to build the pvp arena or whatever yeah exactly okay um let’s see i’m waiting for some food to Cook up here but once we do i have a good amount of food and we have some starting cheese what did you get food i killed things oh i see i committed murder probably shouldn’t say that with my window open yeah uh can i swipe some sugar you can take The whole row it’s fine oh yeah um like this because this takes a lot of the menial [ __ ] out of minecraft yeah getting getting seeds and getting like sugarcane or one of the two things that like irritate me at the start so much oh yeah man i mean i’ve been I’ve been uh on since like six um my fam my family is gone right now with the girlfriend and everything so i’ve just been taking care of the dogs and doing the little the little [ __ ] get getting the basics yeah yeah uh donovan i have i have some food okay Here just like replanting the fun thank you that should be enough to uh to get us where we’re going now yeah um all right uh let’s see all right tyler we’re going this way um um i i will be making another hub like uh like i’m gonna try to recreate the last one Because it’s just too cool though yeah yeah that’s fine not really uh it would probably not be a bad idea to uh figure out like a designated spawn location and then put the coordinates in like the server info or something okay i’ll just actually right now um i’ll probably just Um i mean i think that was the definition because we have no like like a designated like one uh point you know so that people can go out at least far enough so if they’re not until they’re meeting oh chicken goodbye chicken yeah yeah okay uh yeah i’ll put that in there I thought i’ve been here fast i am fast yes i think you’re just slow you’re a speedy boy a little lesbian tyler did you take wolf for a bed you killed sheep didn’t you i haven’t been okay all right i can do this this is one of the voting system for for Sleeping or does everybody have to sleep um i was actually worried about to say didn’t they just put something in for 1.17 so you can put like a i have no idea let me actually check so i might be able to change it to where there will need to be a percentage that Need to sleep what is your z my z is a negative 150. negative 150 okay see you in a little in this direction what’s your x my x is you iggy okay keep going and positive x oh i see you okay i saw you roaming around down in the underbrush A creeper to the left be careful i that do you have means of killing i have a sword i suppose you would it is a wood sword it’s a wood sword wonderful so i would have a wood sword you would oh you damn it you actually like killing the creeper no okay I see the creeper i also okay i mean it opens up to a plane so it should be pretty easy in a sec i do stop to kill things that would hinder your progress hello cow goodbye cal hello surrender your teeth we are become arby’s excuse me we have the meats Now that things like little catchphrases stuck in my head orbeez we have the meats yep there are a lot of animals to kill maybe you shouldn’t kill all of them exactly but i won’t stop it does not matter also pick up any eggs you find because An early chicken farm will be very nice maybe i should stop killing all the chickens i mean um we’ll find chickens like that there’s no doubt in my mind that we will find other chickens so you can go ahead and keep killing them there’s no doubt i might not find other cows too I think i might have found a good starting spot what’s the uh do you have the coordinates for the spawn i can give them to you well here i’ll put them in chat yeah okay i want to just check to make sure i’m pretty sure this is 500 blocks away but I’m pretty i just want to make sure you know one of it do you have any plans for what you’re going to make absolutely zero e x and the z oh yeah okay i’m totally fine where are you uh here i’ll put it in chat is it there’s a block now called Driftstone goddamn drip stone yeah goku tyler shut up stop at you look i know the memes you’re hip with the kids are you yeah and i wish the chat stayed up for more than half a second yeah just come to like 600 160 yeah if you want to go crazy with those Mountains you can that will blame you for it though crazy amounts but even in question do you not have uh your twitch connected to your discord uh i don’t believe i do now okay but it’s not saying i’m streaming right no it is not yeah that’s fine i don’t really mind We’ll get some stun you want some bowl for a bit i already made one well it’s your problem now goodbye that’s fine i was planning on streaming to my youtube so that i could save it as a vod but um my youtube is being stupid and It requires like yeah it requires a 24 hour like activation period so you have to like say hey i want to set up streaming and then it goes okay wait 24 hours that’s very youtube yeah it really is but yeah i’m called let’s see where do i want to get started I actually know what’s i’m literally just i just need three so that i don’t have to make a wooden pickaxe i’m coming to you thank you he did you gave me four whatever your problem now it’s fine i can make a shovel i’m going to let you know donovan i am Probably going to be nothing but a burden to you oh i’m prepared i’m well prepared i invited you here knowing that that was the case as long as you’re not griefing other people’s [ __ ] then i don’t really care oh yeah no his plan is to only Be a burden to me yeah okay and possibly the other two people that i invited yeah only only with my friends that’s how you know you’ve made friend status when i start coming up to you and expecting free [ __ ] okay now do i want to just get down to brass tacks Get down on it here do you want my seed so you can yes tyler give me your seed yeah uh i’m gonna start immediately yeah how about how’s about this as a plan uh if you can start mining and supply me with like stone and iron and stuff i can start on Like a base of operations i’m gonna make a chest to store all this crap in a crap chest yep every base needs at least one i’m going to real quick before i really commit to going underground i’m gonna get enough stone for a sword and a furnace and start picking up all This uh all this meat that sounds like a plan um also in the meantime you might want to think about getting some wood i i grabbed a half stack of logs before i left spawn so yeah we have some wood but yeah my uh initial plan is going to be Getting us a at least a house and uh establishing a little bit of an area so i remember um game rule sleeping whatever uh only half you have to be over half of the percentage you have to be over 50 percent okay so if there are three people on we Have to have two et cetera instead of all three yeah yeah there’s two people on only one needs to sleep you know you know what’s really going to uh what i’m really going to miss what uh saturation saturation what do you mean exaggerated hunger but yeah why are you going to miss it Because it doesn’t exist it’s another minecraft thing no it’s modded minecraft just displays it it’s still a thing oh is it yeah for the most part yes yeah um it’s i think the the mod that displays it uh enhances it in a way um but yeah it still totally exists That is why i eat like beef like steak meat that that does give you the highest saturation etcetera etcetera uh yeah that is proper use for um i’m gonna be honest i don’t really know i’m pretty much just actually jerking off with the wiki anytime i need to know anything right Now let me real quick search up copper because i actually don’t remember what it’s for um minecraft copper i spelled it with three p’s because i am an idiot uh copper or some logs some logs oh yeah um here um i just tried to do a modern minecraft thing god damn it Any eye any irony points waypoints did you say yeah [ __ ] oh here’s here’s a fun thing which if i’m about to put a chest down here which one is it going to connect to any any guesses you can shift right click next to the chest that you want to connect to Well yeah but like that’s not fun all right place your butts place your bets left one right one left all right how much you bet uh i’ll give you i’ll give you some stuff to bet i nothing because i know how you could force it to do one the other way i’m not Gonna i know i know just place it just place it left left [ __ ] because if it depends on which what your cursor is closer to i believe i don’t believe it does now i need to try this that could be i know that’s absolutely yeah you’re absolutely ass speaking Right now oh okay i thought you were gonna say i was absolutely oh there’s a bunch of pillagers um fun um problem you made some friends tyler i did not these are not my friends don’t ever say that about me you said that very like you were being accused of something You know i do not insinuate that i would ever good friend of pillager i think he was damning enough damn i give you a ride home from work today uh and you’re gonna be my ride home from work tomorrow in the next roger i’m gonna be a ride home to and From work on uh tuesday aren’t i yep no i’m working from 4 to 12. kill me have fun it’s a spider walk a day in my shoes gross don’t ever wear someone else’s shoes yeah that’s kind of gross it’s kind of cringe [Laughter] but i’m channeling my inner dominic Are you it was just not a good thing it was absolutely not a good thing hopefully it says i have one viewer but uh that’s probably not accurate i think it’s the thought that like this is the butt count as a viewer i think it does i think it does Yeah well you know at the very least it always displays you as having one viewer even though i’m pretty sure it’s showing me having zero viewers before now it doesn’t well usually for me it’ll start off saying zero viewers and then it’ll go one viewer and then stay that Way until i change the screen it always doesn’t unless i have a really loyal very silent viewer somewhere which i doubt it’s your dad i hope i’m gonna be growing uh very tall spruce trees uh to farm up some wood so um we’re about to get uh a lot of uh You know what i would need a puzzle shield yeah i need iron for that so get mining boy ouch yeah i’m working on it i’m i’m in the bowels acquired not sure about that one [Laughter] all right well i have iron oh it’s actually decent what bot oh [ __ ] we have a viewer Holy [ __ ] good you are the bot you are yeah i’m mr dazzle you are mr bot now oh no we have two viewers there might actually be it might be the butt i think it is the plot yeah it’s it’s just like the standard bot that comes distributed hey Viewer do you know what do you know what copper is used for in the new update hey i have because none of us know even a bot yes what’s what is it what is it used for let’s see you can make a block out of it You can make a lightning rod what the hell that’s for spyglass spy glass right oh no tyler creeper don’t die already how did i i almost died there my windows open okay what the hell is lightning rod it’s used to divert lightning strikes oh holy [ __ ] So i guess it’s like to make sure that your place doesn’t burn down when lightning storms happening a problem i mean if fired if if fire tick is on and you’re building out of wood obviously it would be a problem well yeah but usually like i don’t doesn’t since lightning doesn’t have any Preferential like striking locations like it doesn’t strike things that are higher up or anything like that it’s not usually ish like it’s pretty rare to actually get a house struck by lightning i i mean then again i play a majority of minecraft underground especially because i tend to make underground structures Yeah exactly but like i don’t think you’re a very good reference point for that i am the best reference point for anything i don’t think that’s true i think you’re absolutely full of [ __ ] once again what this is normally not tyler is the lowest form of content don’t lie to him No this is absolutely or them whoever you are mr viewer uh i i want to formally apologize on tyler’s behalf and mine actually no tyler can go [ __ ] himself only on my behalf connect to the outside i’m really not that deep at all oh another creeper okay hi I don’t know how long you’ve been here in the stream but um this is like just the beginning very starting so it’s not going to be very exciting i hope you’re not expecting much apparently mice can be very exciting almost died twice watch time i don’t have i don’t have Anything like commands set up or anything i don’t know i don’t know anything about twitch i’m sorry he’s a noob i am a noob watch my stream it’s better are you streaming no exactly about 19 minutes okay so yeah uh this is like we literally just started and ran away from spawn You should go follow tyler’s little cafe you should stop asking people to follow your channel because they’re not going to and also subscribe on youtube i was about to say this guy hasn’t even subscribed or followed me but he has and thank you very much for that I don’t have my alert box set up because i just literally threw this up last minute it’s the first time you streamed this is not the first time in the stream but i like tried to stream with youtube and then youtube was stupid so i just like threw this up on twitch The day the week the month the year and the decade story of whatever you know story of modern youtube exactly all right i have sufficient items you have sufficient items how much iron do you have i have 17. that’s actually more than i expected to be honest I want to find these new caves find these new caves explore i don’t actually did they i feel like part one of the update might not have included the new caves i hate to break it to you like it included a lot of stuff like all of the new Caves we update the server ah that is a good question because uh hopefully we do and then it won’t in the existing chunks they won’t be there obviously yeah exactly if you loaded chunks a little bit either yeah so as long as we don’t go out too far and Like load in all of the chunks then we should be all right oh this is a huge iron man what the hell all right so three iron for a pickaxe three iron for a bucket and then the rest yeah i’m gonna need iron for a sword how much do you need Uh i have 11 on me yeah so i’m gonna leave you to your own devices then that’s fine i’m gonna make i’m gonna convert whatever i don’t use for tools and armor because i’m gonna need it also a shield which is one yeah all right so there’s my bucket colton was nice enough To uh leave the server when he went afk so uh only i need to sleep my shield i remember how to make it and i pinged the key so if he wants to join us he can so here’s a problem yeah i do not remember how to make a shoe A shield uh it’s wood and iron i don’t remember in what configuration i can look it up you like iron around the outside uh way more iron than ever shield sticks it is uh oh it’s wood in a y formation and then iron at the top it’s literally one iron colton’s back It’s about to be night are you at a bed tyler buckets last thing i need oh god actually tyler i found your friends don’t do this don’t do this in front of everybody in front of everybody yes the the one viewer that i have but just shut up don’t speak Uh it’s a whitelisted server so it’s only for like close friends i’m not sure what you’re referring to maybe something that i said but if i’m being stupid right now i will not be surprised i’ve been doing like so much the pillagers are guarding the watering hole the watering hole damn it All right i’ll just go to this other source checkmate checkmate idiot oh get me right berries without the top i’m going to make them you should have most of the uh the what’s it most of the uh seeds in the chest oh where do you want me to put this farm Uh throw it anywhere doesn’t really matter to me it can’t always be yeah uh you have armor right i do yes are you confident with your fighting skill uh recently why okay can you go kill the villagers and then get a bucket and drink something Let me go get some i mean there’s cows right there those are enchanted crossbows that’s villagers it’s been a while let’s it’s really easy to go on here i can actually just join you honestly are you guys gonna shoot or what oh there we go it’s like we’re playing Final fantasy all over again i have the bad omen so you’ll have to give me the milk unless you got it too uh no there was just a roving as a wandering trove of them oh it’s good though okay have a pickaxe are you done with the stone pickaxe Instead of stored in here yeah okay i am moving your trees that’s fine by me they weren’t growing very fast awesome i don’t know if they grow well that way they do while they replace i will one two three four welcome to minecraft accounting [ __ ] see there we go there’s that um [ __ ] it takes five iron to make a blast furnace it’s such bs we’re just going huh we’re just going okay uh back to the depths with me this is why i’m not streaming this is why you’re not streaming why because it’s not interesting what do you think of what i’m doing i’m Gonna be combining a lot of this yeah okay uh i need a bucket for myself and keep this for now i guess um that’s funny to make a bridge to this area oh hello zombie there please leave me alone well i made choices did you yeah all right i hope i sound fine What kind of mic are you using for ali’s discord uh it’s the same one that i’m using for my stream which uh it’s a like an arm mic are you sure that that’s what’s coming from or that’s what’s uh being used for discord like are you like using a studio mic input device Uh yeah not that one not that one not that one that should be the one yeah are you in a room that has um wood flooring yes how far away is the microphone uh it’s like maybe a foot and a half a little less than that okay you have a You have um a puff on it yes that doesn’t make any sense it sounds like i don’t know like it doesn’t have a puff punch no it just sounds like it’s a it’s like a it sounds like a playstation 4 like controller mic that you’d hear from people on the playstation Tyler do you have the same sentiment uh it doesn’t sound as good as it normally goes you can tell you’re in a room with wood flooring that is strange how do i sound do i assemble you sound totally fine once i’m the one that’s not low quality or low uh you’re uh make Sure all your connections are all connections are nice and tight uh maybe in a sec currently fishing by fishing i mean just killing a bunch of salmon the reason i’m glad i’m not recording or streaming the way i play minecraft is upset people it does it yeah I have a very unique way of arranging my inventory ah that could be is kind of like a holdover from the logic of like 13 year old me but i’ve been doing it for so long now yeah i got it zombies ugh oh my gosh oh my god that hurts to say Tyler what minecraft came out like 11 years ago oh gross yeah it’s very clear i don’t work tomorrow you can drink i could you want me to drink with you i could my parents would feel about me randomly drinking but i mean hey day off is a day off brother yeah you’re right Um oh [ __ ] i’d have to go to the gas station because i don’t i don’t have any and all i have is fireball i mean hey i’m not taking shots you don’t have to take shots you can just get like a straight fireball okay [ __ ] whatever I mean hey go to the gas station just i don’t care i am excited for it and i feel like mike i think this is way to play microphone yeah okay i’ll be back in a second all right let me let me get the safety um which i’m just gonna dig myself this Is how you uh no leave the game if you’re if you’re going afk leave the game yeah yeah yeah as long as you’re like put yourself in a safe spot and then leave the game yeah i’m relatively safe i’ve lit up the mine as far as it goes so okay Wait what’s wrong uh he’s gonna go and get some uh coke and we’re gonna drink because we both have a day off tomorrow he’s gonna go get some coke yeah he’s going to a guest he’s going to the gas station that’s near his house and he’s getting coke so that he can Make a mixed drink and a drink with me gotcha for a second it sounded like he said cocaine no because we’re gonna drink [Laughter] you haven’t seen me since high school well i mean i i technically have seen you probably like uh maybe a couple weeks ago but oh yeah you Have because you [ __ ] came into my work you know i go to your work all the time every time i go i’m like oh we’re going to see donovan today oh yeah uh if you want my schedule i’m there uh like basically every uh monday tuesday thursday and saturday from 4 to closing So i mean if you come by i can give you like a discount [ __ ] i’ll see you guys um hey i mean i i trust me like don’t don’t get me wrong i actually really i i appreciate the offer um though i don’t know how much you guys like actually like fully make Like at the store and i feel kind of weird taking a discount i’d rather support fosters because it’s been there i mean yeah i can if if you’re not if you don’t want to take a discount then i won’t give you a discount but i was like Like a senior discount or something 10 some [ __ ] i don’t know i i feel really weird doing that kind of thing like i used to feel really weird taking discounts at uh that’s uh what’s it called at big five when i was a manager oh yeah i don’t know like hey like I don’t know just it just feels really weird no i get you i get you this this is not even what the [ __ ] why is it why is it okay i’m making it eight by eight because that’s gonna bother me uh an eight by eight what are you making A house no i’m making a mine oh i do spare mines it’s really funny i’m actually making a mic right now too uh i mean i make mine i i try to build as much as possible in odd numbers you’re supposed to do in this game I normally do that and i thought that this was going to be a 7×7 but then i like kept mining and i noticed i was like this is not square [ __ ] i gotta remake this or i gotta make it eight by eight and that’s the plan i guess let’s see That’s fine for now got a good amount of stone going i have a little bit of iron it’s not enough to get all the things that i want though i just pick a standard mine but i don’t feel like making a standard mine i also don’t feel like making a square mine Because that 8×8 is gonna really bother me i’ll leave that there for now in case i want to use it for any of my hair i guess i’m making a standard mine i need soul sand oh yeah for like uh water elevators and stuff yeah my water elevator I hate going upstairs it always takes [ __ ] forever especially to make like a mine where do i want to put this is the question I hear a lot of monsters underneath here i don’t like that i guess i’ll make it right here that works i want to decorate this absolutely oh that’s where the mob sounds are coming from gee i suppose that would be uh where the bomb sounds are coming from wouldn’t it um I’ll just be using spruce for everything good i really need to change yeah get to it magic boy but i need diamonds sounds like a you problem i guess i’ll use spruce um what i really need is a [ __ ] nether portal uh i think this will be fun i don’t need to go Super fancy with this oh it’s one of those new like nema toad things like that’s a little water something down here congrats i found a diamond a diamond that’s bad man but hey that’s how it starts it’s always how it starts yeah we can’t do anything with just one diamonds Well hey at least you got something right yeah that’s fine um oh my god oh my god there are so many moms in that one oh these are glowing squid yeah they’re glow squids you can make like lights with them i think special special stuff it was that one uh like thing on Some place where they’re like vote for what uh [ __ ] mob you want added to minecraft and then i think he was like uh some minecraft person was like oh my god glow squids that sounds funny and their entire following voted for glow squids so we got glow quiz I remember correctly there’s like a bunch of people were really upset because there’s a bunch of other options that we could have gotten that were really cool sounding and instead we got glow squids because one guy was like hey everyone vote for ghost quiz well it gives us like glowing ink sacks Or some [ __ ] like that so yeah i can’t remember what you can make with them though um hello squid uh-huh uh glow ink sacks you can get a glow item frame very cool more diamonds you can make signs glow apparently um yeah you can yeah add glowing sac To a sign and it will make the text on the sign glow oh that’s pretty cool yeah and uh apparently glow item frame all right three diamonds let’s go what are what are glow item prints what the hell oh my god i got that drip block stuff oh yeah When i clicked on glow item frame it like just it just took me to item frame minecraft glow item frame how to use a glow item frame in minecraft uh add some decor you can hang most items he’s going to frame what what’s this what’s so special about it does it just Make light because it looks like [ __ ] it looks kind of like [ __ ] it looks like [ __ ] it does it like literally uh it’s just an item frame with like a little bit of a texture over it that like imagine an item frame that looks like it’s got a giant potato on the back What like i get the again how to craft it and i get how to like place it and place items in it but like what what the new glow item frame is a welcomed edition what the [ __ ] who does it just shows off your items better Uh i guess for maps there’s got to be some sort of lighting thing for it for maps it would be nice i guess um well isn’t there like a new like a light light block or something that you can use it with or use it for something The item frames don’t glow they just make the item more visible no light is actually coming off it what oh That could be pretty useful for my kind of storytelling i mean i guess yeah i’m going to be right back i’m going to uh use the bathroom and also see if i can get some snacks okay so let me add a little text text erb uh font size Yeet that up to as big as possible and throw it right there all right i’ll be back in a minute oh boy howdy happy me i am a very happy camper uh not exactly however uh you’re on the right track uh i forgot that i went to the store a couple days ago And i got an entire family size box of frosted flakes so i’m snacking good and [ __ ] i am out of orange juice let me see if we have any in the garage actually hang on [ __ ] i’m gonna have to just take shots i don’t want to take shots now i’m not a Mixed drink i’m sick i thought tyler is going to get stuff for himself i am stuck with my own drinks sadness because i out of orange juice and i was gonna make a screwdriver because i have vodka how much jack do it holy [ __ ] i have no jack damn it Whatever i guess i’ll just have water and a beverage and i will be drinking separately from those two things sadly let me get this brb text out of here because i am here i am just preparing to be drinking oh my gosh i need to clear off my desk a little bit Hang on i’m also going to open my window as it is getting stuffy in here okay uh well i need a glass all right a minecraft now we’re good i guess open up this box across the place i don’t [ __ ] i don’t want to start drinking until tyler gets back With his stuff to drink because i want to wait for him but he’s taking forever damn tyler okay i think i’ll finish off this jack at least we’ve been a minute since i’ve had straight jack that did not go down very nicely oh what the [ __ ] here we go okay Ah good trees are starting to grow is that all three that’s not alright i’m just stupid really liking all these new like um neutral color hello new person in chat i am starting to drink so this is about to be fun you’re getting hydrated drinking water yeah twitch to us oh good Just call me a new person no i do look new person i i don’t think i don’t think you’ve ever been here before i can look through my history from two years ago last time i streamed as new yes you are new so oh you need iron I don’t have enough for what i want you said you knew my bad yeah yeah anyone that comes into my chat you’re instantly a noob and i am better than you it’s just how it works i’m sorry you didn’t want to be called a noob you came to the wrong chat I don’t make the rules except that i do so rude i know right maybe i should put that in the stream title join if noob that way people know see here the difference the difference is that uh i’m welcoming you as a noob you know some people they don’t do that Some people they say you know you’re new you’ll go somewhere else we don’t want you here me i’m different you’re welcome here mr uh ms zoizo i have no idea how i would pronounce that if i were to say it together okay i am i am back and ready to party Hell yeah so uh oh i have been i have been like testing for like the proper ratio of fireball to coke the issue was as i’ve been doing all that testing in a different glass well and i think i poured a little more than i intended to but I should be fine let’s see even the ratio is higher than the little ratio i used last i didn’t really get drunk last time or any of the times i did it it’s been like a soft kind of like figuring out where the right ratios yeah there was a bot in my stream They said hello if you need free and high quality service to increase your viewers if you were still here uh no but we got a new guy nice yeah what are you uh are you drinking uh yeah so i had the last of my jack already and i’ve been waiting for you to Get back to start on my vodka how how often how often do i drink um before your birthday uh the last time that i drank was like one of our drunk raids not very not not often at all i don’t like drinking nearly as much as i like Smoking and you know that i don’t even smoke very often so yeah that’s a thing i really watch my curiosity you gotta watch your curiosity is that what you said yeah i like testing things and trying out different drinks i mean yeah more so than i’m even interested in like Getting drunk or even dipsy i actually don’t want it don’t you die if you don’t drink oh yeah yeah water the hydrate oh yeah twitch tos it doesn’t matter if a big titty [ __ ] uh youtuber can talk about drinking on the street you know that’s that’s a pretty fair uh It’s pretty fair assessment the leads from trader llama oh there’s a reason when i read that i thought you were talking about like the trades that they had i was checking them and then i realized that you meant kill tyler any more iron you’re slow 21 iron do you want to bring it up yeah let me finish finding this gold leads are amazing so kill the trader you know what i like your style i like your funny words magic man it’s a lot of fun you also get leather from the alpacas the nxp is wow i That was like the worst thing i only got one lead are you kalama because uh leather you know uh there they’ll make a fine hat also they spat at me they uh they they struck first yeah i’m not sure i would qualify spitting and striking but it did damage it My armor has low durability i i have it on stream you see on stream i have they damaged my armor i take that i take personal offense to that all right i’ll let you do this narrative however you want that’s fine tyler yeah i said what i said Tyler are we gonna we’re gonna need to get into this just relay re-log and they stop spinning well you know that’s a lot of extra steps when i could just rightfully take what i was mine you could just end and that is their soul tyler have you started drinking it You took a sip okay uh i’m gonna i’m gonna take that as you started drinking and i’m gonna take my first shot cause i’m out of [ __ ] orange juice and really sad take a shot every time we say something controversial i’m gonna be dead by the end of the night I know i don’t think we talk about controversial stuff that often actually yeah take a shot every time we say something stupid i’ll be dead in 30 minutes yeah that wouldn’t take long alcohol poisoning i don’t think i have enough alcohol to kill me but shut the [ __ ] up do not Test me boy you know what that is fair i did offer to be the uh housing one so i suppose it’s only fair to make it my problem give me one fig tree actually it has three thick trees that have emerged to be a thick incarnate oh coke zero is so good tyler Yeah what’s up why i like coke zero i’m telling you to stop why you’re not gonna get sponsored by them you’re not gonna get sponsored by them i don’t expect to get sponsored by anything yeah but it’s not it’s not it’s got it’s not like any kind of like Me showing out everything i just like go to genuine well that’s uh that’s your first problem what you don’t like zero i i really i don’t have anything against it i just think it’s strange that you keep talking about it i just like it so much i just Rediscovered my love for cookies that’s why so like when you rediscover something um tyler you’re not here at the bed are you i am you are accepting okay cool what does it say oh this is like a it’s got like measurements on it like a piece of lab equipment what does It’s glass oh that’s interesting he’s like coco he likes [ __ ] coke zero specifically i guess oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh it’s a bird you’re a little late to the party colton oh boy that hurt yeah donovan i can’t help but notice we don’t have the house yet I’m working on it i’m getting a lot of wood right now sleeping through this night come on there we go i’m not dead oh goodness can we survive oh there’s a witch what is the minecraft youtuber that i watch golden burns uh it was probably an inside joke It might be but it’s just all i’ve heard people refer to them for a long time i uh there’s a witch near you by the way yeah i’m gonna kill it oh or you’re gonna kill it there we go no yeah i got glowstone dust Okay i’m coming back so tyler you have a little accident there i’m coming back and tyler you have a little coming back for it you have a little accident there yeah i needed to tyler i wonder how much i wonder how much water is right there it’s got to be At least a cup i’m gonna murder you don’t hire dominic to kill your dogs no don’t do it can you create them with your axe would be very who tyler you want me to crit tyler with my ex he has a full armor and a shield I don’t have what do you mean full armor i have a chest piece and you have more armor than you should what did what did you want to do with that iron what do i want to do with that iron i would protect myself with it all right do you Have but you have a mostly full set of i i have taken two pieces let me like take take what you’re gonna use and then give the rest to me if you’re fine i’m not leaving you with a lot i mean it’s more than i would have normally uh i’m here also because I want a full set of uh that is painful giveth and take what [ __ ] i can’t believe you’ve done this tyler yeah shut you should have done that while he was poisoned oh you know that would have been pretty funny yeah that would have been i would have been angry would you Yeah you wouldn’t have died i might have you might have i had less armor and that did like half my health you severely overestimate me angry equals funny yeah you’ve got the loud stomach is this person dominant i don’t know sir are you dominic is your name dominic I don’t think that’s true i think it is i don’t i think you and i have very different opinions of what dominic is like i don’t have a lot of opinions about that i just you just observe yeah it’s hard to form opinions about i have No idea who that is yeah i don’t blame you man a really mean joke came to mind i’m not gonna say that you know i i do actually want to remain friends with dominic i think he would stop being friends with you or something like that Say it yeah say it i was i well let me let me remember this i was gonna say something like i have no idea oh yeah i told you it was really mean i may be fine it would have been funnier if i said at the time and with like The exact phrasing that was used but it’s been too long for exact words well you talked through him i couldn’t hear i’m so he said is my discord too quiet i can turn that up um basically he said um when you were talking about uh no idea who that is tyler was gonna Say uh we don’t wanna know who that is either so it’s mean but it’s not exactly a bad pace so i don’t think it’s a big deal so here’s here’s the thing i could say that about dominic because you haven’t heard things dominic says just in general that is pretty funny Our viewer decides that’s like that’s like me matching like levels with dominic’s humor like i actually think he would appreciate that yeah on some level he he would make that kind of joke as well yeah exactly so yeah i found gold wow about as useful as you’ve ever been damn [Laughter] And also there it is what is that what did you just spit into the air so when are you finally to the house hey i’m getting there i have three stacks of spruce logs now and i no idea what to do with them because i hate spruce slugs But i’m challenging myself i i want to actually like build stuff that i don’t normally build let me build for you yeah give me give me a give me a theme give me give me something to work with what am i building mr cool sunglasses twitch dude I’m gonna clear out a space i need you to give me a theme you start streaming you get like fewer seconds do you remember the one time that uh i actually remember it quite well uh i said hey i’m thinking about streaming you said if you start streaming and immediately Get more popular than me i’m going to hate you yeah i think that’s what’s happening spongebob how do i do that oh god good luck gee i could uh you know what with spruce wood i could make the krusty krab oh my god i would burn it down I mean i burned my eye or this is how you do it what is this i mean i think it’s just like another type of stone like andesite and stuff oh i hear monsters i also like it so i’m in my god how i want to make it something that like We’re not going to hate ourselves over just for like if i had to look at the krusty krab every time i log on i would not play this game well it’s going to be something spongebob themed i guess oh it’s right it’s a configure suggestion this is why you don’t ask chad breathing Doesn’t matter if you’ve gone trump tower or whatever it’s called tower at least the trump tower is probably i hate to say this it’s probably prettier prettier than the krusty krab probably i i i wouldn’t i wouldn’t doubt that um no i i i want to take this as a Challenge and at least like brainstorm a little bit on what i could build under the spongebob theme um [ __ ] here’s skeleton so many skeletons think of like i guess as a theme it would be like like water it would be like the nice little like floral type what do you think my underwater Dome underwater dome yeah why because i’m extra like that you’re extra like that of course you are let me enjoy my day off such i mean like go ahead like i i just we are on lancer underwater dome and that’s where the arena is oh that would be nice that’d be very bad Sounds like a pain in my ass to build which is why it’s perfect oh you god oh my gosh there’s so much of this stone okay i’m not mining live underwater i love being underwater i love building other water domes damn you’re on fire thank you chat Uh what is going to be the best level of mine diamonds at now the bait will rage on for years well the problem is like there’s not like negative levels like pretty sure are there what yeah because they extended the bottom of the floor to make room for their their dope ass Caves well here’s the thing i don’t think caves are part of this update they still might have expanded the floor they go down deep now um i mean maybe i just go down there and find out none of us none of us know what is none of us know anything about this update I should probably take my bed with me yeah that’s fine we’re sleeping i think it anyway i want my at right now oh i’m at eight okay i’m gonna see if it goes to negative since i’m getting pretty close to the what would be the bottom if it hasn’t Been extended colton are you sleeping i’m caving right now oh okay um luck someone wanted to relog because two people are gaming and one person is sleeping thank you both of you left josh let’s see um i want to level out more area or do i want to just get started i I can’t get started because i don’t have any [ __ ] idea what i’m building yet [ __ ] apparently the krusty krab apparently the krusty krab um i could just like or the chum bucket the j [ __ ] you want to really go for something that it like if you’re going To go for something that’s going to upset me you got to go away i could just say they have not extended the floor so 10 or 11 you said please refrain from using foul language he said come he said come bucket what the [ __ ] i i can’t huh right Let’s go god damn it i remember looking up because i was like oh god i want to turn off the bot and i like just didn’t because it was a pain in the ass yeah like how do i alter what words are uh bad there’s a list somewhere it’s a list Somewhere well that’s very helpful look i don’t i’m not here to babysit your dumbass figure it out oh like i did and then i proceed i figured out where you could alter it and then i decided not to god wouldn’t be nice if like it was literally just wouldn’t it be nice I don’t listen to music you don’t listen to music you literally tonight like what two hours ago he said hey please play music to me tonight to my ear holes i heard it is tonight tonight’s the night this [ __ ] there’s zombies around me somewhere i really like the punch of the dick I’ll go back and like light up all those caves eventually but for now they’re just getting covered i’m still trying to think of like what the [ __ ] do i build all right where are you [ __ ] reveal yourself coward zombies are pretty powered are you up sure how good minecraft sound Propagation is i’m not sure if i’m just imagining the pineapple house thing uh oh please don’t anything but the pod that sounds like a lot of curves i don’t want to deal with that it sounds like looking up a lot of like circle conversions it does a minecraft oval generator I will find you zombies i want to find the cave game please i’m disappointed why because i’m not building your spongebob’s house because of your dumb meme don’t insult my one viewer i want salt alright damn well please you know that’s fair zombie please i am trying to construct something yes What other buildings exist in spongebob oh what about the one episode where they had the [ __ ] hotel there is actually there is an underwater dog spongebob uh hotel episode there’s the the the we shall never deny a guest even the most uh ridiculous that one oh it’s literally the krusty krab But like with 30 stories i forgot about that yeah here let me let me send it to you tyler this i can use this i can use this as like a basis of sorts i’m kind of in danger you’re in danger of oh okay yeah well it’s interesting certainly You might be able to see crusty towers yeah going to see your name blown up by it mean you have a shield that’s that issue the ability for you to use it that’s a different story oh hello there’s three people talking yeah there’s me there’s tyler and there’s uh colton And uh you might not be able to tell the two apart because they sound a little bit similar wait do we a little bit i don’t sound like that that’s a lie a little bit i don’t sound like people not tyler tyler’s very soft should i Like does that mean i should turn him up and discard or something he’s calling me a soft boy which i don’t appreciate you know you’re a softy tyler i’m i’m as hard as rock i don’t like that it’s because i’m so that me being soft actually might be because I’m kind of like my boy not tyler is soft yeah so so colton is soft here i can turn you up i turned you i turned him down at the beginning because his he was very loud compared to tyler and so i guess i’ll turn him back up Well i’m also very far away from my microphone right now oh that’s fine okay let me [ __ ] i hope you need gold because the only freaking thing i’m binding i mean that’s fine uh okay krusty tower it’s it’s blue yeah you gotta get blue to hide Uh you know i’m gonna take this as a design choice uh i’m gonna instead uh substitute my own and just change it from blue to something else i will still i can use um i can totally use spruce for do not approve well here’s okay i need To work with what i have all right you could just make a [ __ ] shack for now a [ __ ] shack you know i i disapprove uh i disapprove of this [ __ ] jack you save this image [ __ ] shaq krusty tower026.png that’s the name of the image that’s it Here here let me i can add an image source add source uh tower add source image file browse where is it uh gm should be here there it is open there it is let me let me like just put this in the corner there we go move this there we go That’s exactly what i need that is my reference photo so my my thought process the parts that are like one of those actually hey the parts that are actually supposed to be like the wood bits i can make of spruce logs and uh fences also And got my chest a little bit the bits that are like the weird metal whatever that is is that metal i can’t tell it’s the whatever is the chum it’s the chum bucket material isn’t it oh [ __ ] that’s weird you have enchanted armor interesting can you Please die uh anyway i can make that out of like uh either stone or like i can find something for it i can plant some oak saplings use wood for it if i wanted to i can figure it out either way i’m gonna start by making it’s not gonna look like the krusty Towers but it’s gonna have that sort of um like idea generally that’s what i’m going for uh krusty tower is absolutely just a pillar and that doesn’t that doesn’t exactly look very nice uh are either of you in a position to sleep right now nope but i’m right about to get off Oh okay no [ __ ] i’ll just do it now all right this last area out and then a log oh i just heard a creeper tyler i’m fine i blocked it that creeper like i don’t think i heard it through your mic but i could have it’s possible it was pretty loud of my Ears okay um so let’s see i can what i’m doing that architecture is not very aesthetically pleasing i have to say for the krusty tower um it’s like that and then all right it’ll be easier if i could see that’d be also easier if i stopped hitting my own torches that would Probably make a difference uh which way do we want this to be facing that way or that one i think that is nice so i will do that all right i’m gonna head up i will talk to you guys later all right see ya i’ll be on tomorrow if you guys are Yeah both of us have a day off tomorrow so we will probably be on i will definitely be on alrighty touch guys later one two three that one two three four five six seven yeah it’s fine that uh one two three four five okay okay okay okay so it doesn’t matter What direction you’re looking for this shield good to know it doesn’t matter what direction you’re looking no wait it doesn’t it does matter oh i was gonna say it absolutely does twitch isn’t [ __ ] itself anymore that’s good that means you can uh see our stupidity in the highest quality that’s absolutely What you’re here for okay i’m going to all you have to do is ask did you find some yeah if only were that three easy five six seven five diamonds oh i can’t go this one [ __ ] am i the first person nope colton got some earlier oh Okay well i’m running out of torches running running out of wood to make more the torches right about now i wish we had way points and that we can turn this in yeah that is one thing that is nice about modded it’s gonna be a very weird house but i’m with it I am all for this and you know what it’s all thanks to our viewer contribution thank you yes thanks to viewers like you yeah oh yeah okay um choose oxidized copper for the metal walls gee wouldn’t it be nice to have that much expendable resources when i have Literally been playing this for less than two hours and i have only been doing this i have not gone into a cave once i don’t mean to i don’t mean to like pick on you but like [ __ ] fam i yeah i hate my viewers get out of here that’s very tell free Can you use a stone cutter on sandstone i could build that in like 30 minutes oh yeah i don’t blame you i’m just uh i’m just here for a good time oh we got a backseat game over here can you can you use a stone cutter on sandstone i need to know I mean you can probably build a lot of things in 30 minutes faster than uh better than a drunk person can do it i’m not i’ve literally had like one shot speaking of which i actually literally just poured myself my second one i don’t know i probably have had about a shot All the liquor that’s actually been in that drink [ __ ] [ __ ] is awful i am with you i much prefer whiskey your fireball is kind of not that great it’s surrounding well getting back to where i want to be is going to be a little bit of a challenge I’m thinking about just doing the technique where i go up to the surface uh but god that looks so weird why it’s dark so that’s not the right way i’m gonna need a bunch of fences which kind of sucks it’s completely dark that way the hell torches go in a circle Do you not do you not do the left wall trick oh well you’re a fool it works amazes where you can just follow the left wall enough times no do you that’s true though well actually no it’s not do you do you not know like the first thing About you just call fences sus no i said making this many fences sucks god is my mic actually like [ __ ] i was gonna say you probably wanna a long time ago i was gonna say you probably want to get closer to your microphone i forgot about it though because you start talking This is not where i want to be at all this is a all right that’s fine uh this is a problem for me like this right kind of and then i have like another layer of that and then it wraps around you can you can see where i’m going with This i would like fate god the dirt really finished yeah i was getting to there i’d really i’d really like to leave this cave i used dirtis scaffolding because minecraft scaffolding blocks are really not i i’m i’m a minecraft boomer oh use scaffolding blocks me neither so You’re you and i are in the same boat friend congratulations you’ve been promoted to honorary friend all right jennifer’s mine you get it what’s got oh well i’ll let you know since i’m safe i’m breaking one all right hey now keep it keep it whatever well how much Durability does it have not a lot i mean because i’m joined in grief now uh you’re my friend you’re not colton’s fred coulson runs the server honorary [ __ ] like i’m going to join grief for probably like a hey hey hey that’s besides the point the man is our friend and we should Treat him as such sad you’ve seen how i treat my friends i have experienced it firsthand i would hope so anyway so you say you know i guess i’ll use this wooden pickaxe that you left behind like a monster not stone there’s plenty there’s so much stone in There i know like i can totally just make one but like i’m just going to use that you don’t just drop your [ __ ] wooden pickaxe it’s your first pickaxe hey you drop into the ocean wow wow mr viewer do you hear this heresy that this man is spouting I cannot find the way out of this game yeah you deserve it probably treat your wooden pickaxes wait till the audience sees sorry when i get back up there just mine up yeah idiot yeah that’s i didn’t want to do that but it looks like because the problem is I have no torches but whatever oh that’s not what i want to do i guess this is my fate now and if i run the lava i wonder do i want to do no no well i was going to kill you there’s a zombie that just very politely died in front of me Saved me the time and the effort i wish people would do that in life yeah not many people would do that you see that’s when you know you got a real one in the form of undead that’s dumb that wisdom i’m i’m feeling it you’re feeling it i’m feeling it mr krabs I can’t see turn your brightness up idiot no options video settings is your brightness on moody but it is i can show you the world no you can’t because you’re fighting his son moody idiot idiot hey only i get to use the i word that’s not true it’s not true You know what tyler i don’t know i want to do that for me i don’t want to hear that from you i mean i don’t know why you just started such a such an easily disprove and play i don’t know why you wouldn’t some of us have human decency do I’m we sure that’s true i’m not sure i’m not sure you would stand by that statement we don’t need to get into it just whatever you say i want people to question whatever i say want people to take effect is that this is that so yeah what the [ __ ] Vibin with gamma 100 uh we don’t use gamma here we use uh brightness because this is not xbox edition or whatever because this game is for two-year-olds hey i don’t understand what the camera is i mean this game is great for life when you’re older but you have to drink it You have to drink dude is that a necessity no it’s not that’s not it’s absolutely not true it’s just fun i do think i do think minecraft is enhanced by alcohol yeah oh my god sunlight my eyes in the settings file it’s called gamma is it well it says brightness right here So uh who’s the idiot we’re not in the settings file here’s the thing on the on the i don’t think the menu i don’t think my twitch stream says minecraft file settings yeah we’re playing minecraft not doing whatever the hell you do in the minecraft files like modding it so That you can have minecraft sex scenes i don’t think tyler you don’t you don’t think those are real things tyler no that is absolutely the real thing but tyler i saw that what’d you see i saw you blow up a [ __ ] creeper over there you can see [ __ ] Is there now a hole over there don’t break it now is there now a hole over there that i’m going to fine i have dirt i only mod fulbright well let’s still [ __ ] how kind of hipster title is that fulbright it’s it’s a yeah hipster title you got it nail on the head Because i’ve never heard of it that’s how i know mail on the head tyler sitting this is actually like oh what are you doing okay if you tune into the stream maybe you’d know okay the picture you sent me yeah okay but this is this is this seems like a Letter you’re dumb the string is done if you lose your thumb hey at least one of those things isn’t true i’m not gonna say which but at least one of them why why do you have some kind of organization to these chests i’d do be kind of dumb There’s literally one and a half chest how could there be any organization i just asked a question god that’s so so accused in hearty all the time jesus you’re just a [ __ ] you’re that [ __ ] holy [ __ ] you got a lot of iron okay no you’re no longer a [ __ ] Yeah that’s what i thought Slap him yeah [ __ ] why because the viewers asked it you’re proper twitch now you’re [ __ ] slave no i just thought it would be funny i need to cook some food give Excuse me you [ __ ] idiot put it in a smoker okay fine jesus christ i’m sorry yeah [ __ ] what the [ __ ] did what happens when they come here they don’t wanna get some heads we’re not gonna get heads because there’s only tyler you’re never gonna get ahead that’s not true is it not maybe You’re gonna prove me wrong tyler [ __ ] i guess i have to go reinstall tinder or some [ __ ] i thought you were about to say honey pop i should go reinstall tinder and then say looking for a head no put my bar how my friend said i couldn’t get Head i’m trying to prove him wrong grinder he says the guy in chat oh you don’t know i i actually you know what i wouldn’t know tyler i actually wouldn’t know i’m gonna leave a mystery okay it’s not i’m just gonna eat my frosted flakes and question your uh sexuality I guess so i guess that’s what we’ve come to you should put about as much thought to my sexuality as i put into my own sexuality which is uh i i i’m like kind of disgusted with what i’m building but also like it’s it’s going a lot better than i expected it to Which isn’t saying a lot my expectations for a lot of things are pretty low right now yeah i don’t like it Here i made them a while ago i was like we’re gonna need them eventually why’d you put them down there what are you doing you know your starting area is like [ __ ] i already had another shovel [ __ ] i made another shovel because i was like i need another shovel and i already had One in my inventory so now i have two shovels oh boy this is how you know i haven’t drank in a while because i’m already a little [ __ ] up with only like three shots here comes number one i feel like i’m acting more drunk than i am well yeah you’re just having Fun i don’t understand why you’re making these fence pillar things be like are you kidding sir you were the one that requested this hang on i need to i need to make a point i need i need to make a point okay engage stop seize No i i will not cease all right well see this [ __ ] yes but they aren’t you see this [ __ ] right here hang on see this [ __ ] huh at the bottom huh it’s a design choice okay and i am the choice designer all right you design choices you’re doing it wrong and you’re mad Because i called you out on no this is this is what i wanted to do this is literally like the thing that i decided to do he’s also like it’s being what’s the word hyperbolic exactly you’re making up some words tyler right now all right he’s not taking that Seriously at the point of getting across hey no i’m trying to make it like at least a little bit no i mean not the building i mean the situation the situation i don’t know what you’re talking about all right well neither do i so tyler you’re a situation um And i need to take a shower just cause it’s true god that’s awful so i don’t take shots i remember the [ __ ] literally the words that i used i asked my brother i was like hey can you like go to the store while i’m at work and get me something That isn’t awful to take shots of you know what he got me often does your brother drink oh he used to be a frat boy see that that’s exactly where you get wrong that’s exactly where you went wrong what you asked an ex frat boy to get you Something that’s not awful to take shots of yeah because he wouldn’t know away anything no no he’s an ex frat boy he knows i’m not sure that’s true i’m sure you’re a [ __ ] i’m sure you’re you’re uh-ho wow just gonna you just gonna say that yeah Well tyler i’m uh i’m sorry to say this but uh [ __ ] i’m sure you’re really nice and friendly see see viewer person gets it you’ve been misled hey your viewer knows all all right this is really weird but i actually like it have you seen the average twitch chat The average twitch chat they’re always right they’re always very right and helpful and uh right helpful non-toxic yeah any given like word that has positive connotation you can the [ __ ] are you doing stand there and laugh at me what’s your deal huh huh i’m a little bit independent oh yeah That’s my deal that’s your deal all right at least we found out something about you one of your issues as we could put it of all did you like do you replant like most of this farm and leave like eight plots what do you mean or did these just grow unreasonably fast These these just grew well i harvested all the ones that could be harvested and then these grew while i was boss bobcat more annoying to me exactly exactly you already have sims i knew it well i was actually i was talking to uh michael about um if i ever Decide to like make a hobby out of like uh you know the the live 2d the thing that they use for v2 remodels uh i was thinking about like looking into it at some point and making a model out of a character that i made at one point And using that as a v2 remodel for whenever i like don’t feel like showing face cam i was thinking i was thinking about possible characters because i can absolutely do that i have i think i have it on my external hard drive let me grab it real quick And plug this in in that direction yes my external hard drive full of porn that’s probably true got a lot of hentai games on it but that’s it besides the 20. technically it would it’s actually a good question would you consider hentai porn uh i i don’t think that i’ve ever done this And i don’t think that i ever thought that i would do this but i’m going to look up the definition of pornography it’s pretty pornography definition all right i’m doing that thing i do in minecraft printed or visual material containing the explicit description or display of sexual organs or activity So yes literally anything that has to do with sex that is like a visual thing is pornography so hentai discount is pornography i learned something today uh anyway let me i’m gonna make a diamond pick x uh hard drive eo hd it would be under stuff i believe what’s this that’s that that’s That i think that i Nice uh some good tars that i can delete h4 diamond sword or save this for armor you want to see some stuff that i have on my external hard drive tyler i’m gonna make a i’m gonna make a sword i’m gonna send you some random stuff showing you shrinking your hand No no it’s it’s the stuff that isn’t anti oh i can share you then i can share hentai stuff with you if you want i well it depends what kind of anti stuff uh I feel like ninety percent of the hentai stuff i see is like like just massive tits and i don’t like massive tits i mean like um i might regret this but i’m pretty sure my stream labs is only set up to yeah it has minecraft as a Only source yeah i’m being very careful i’m having streamlabs open uh let me see um is gold useful what can we do with gold um with gold we can make like golden carrots and stuff which are very nice h uh that one make sure okay we’re safe for now May have lost the viewer that we had i i don’t know as of right now but i need to i need to find this because we don’t need viewers where we’re going you don’t need viewers where we’re going you know what i appreciate that Well i don’t know what i mean by that so you know sometimes you don’t need to know where you’re going that’s good because i really do you rarely do [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] what [ __ ] somehow that’s concerning but but it’s gotta be here somewhere it’s gotta be here somewhere God damn do i have to go to the vndp for this um parent brand There’s actually a good chance for me to find to look to see if there’s any new hentai games that i haven’t heard about this one go very end okay what is this i’m gonna send this to you tyler is that is that is that like nice territory is that not bad territory Yeah okay because that is from a game that do you remember uh a while back when um i sent uh zodiac the google drive full of hentai games no no okay well that happened and um that that i sent you is from this game that’s the the cover art for it And that is on the google drive i can send that to you if you’d like you’ll take it all right there it is copy and paste that’s the email and that’s the password or what it’s it’s a google account that has the google drive full of the device yeah okay Now where the [ __ ] miscellaneous is it this one no no it’s not this one i swear it’s in here somewhere this one yeah that one there it is this is my character one that i made i should make this what how’d you make this how did i make this uh there was Some like online website where it was like uh use pre-like cut images of certain things to like make a character and i just filled around with it made that and thought it was cute and i messed around with it a little bit and like uh image editing to make it the way That i wanted to and that’s not like the it’s the final draft of like that version of it but i want to hopefully in the future like spend some time and like uh finalize the character a bit um but yeah if i ever do make a live 2d model It will be of that character so fun go back to stream labs seems like it seems our viewer has left which is to be expected um i did get i got i got a follower i got two followers unfortunately for me uh i won’t really be streaming on twitch So i mean can you actually i’m not sure could you stream on both for minecraft you probably could pull that off uh you mean like just stream at the same time yeah i don’t know if that’s possible but i would try it i know people do it but i’m not sure about that Yeah i’m sorry i’m gonna go use the bathroom real quick which is water i’m sorry you know that guy uh that was in the chat he he left probably and uh the last thing that he said was boss wildcat more annoying than me i think that’s pretty fitting I think they got that uh exactly where they needed it to i need to get a stone cutter again three stone and one ugh what the [ __ ] i have two viewers i was just in the bathroom i was just pissing why are you here i have two viewers Tyler this is groundbreaking you’re also very quiet i’m i’m really quiet yes you you are either that or you just weren’t talking i just said [ __ ] i’m lying man you’re just having a good time i don’t think that’s true digging up some stone why why you said it’s so hard but Why because i’m just having i’m having a good time you’re like no no incorrect let me actually uh i believe it was alt critic now that paints everything other people enjoy and yeah that’s exactly what i asked joyce i mean i’m just gonna crop this i started To dig your mind down deeper and i regret my decision why i was not gonna do that why weren’t you gonna do that because i wanted to make an actual one wait which mine did you do the four the eight by eight one or the actual one the the eight by eight what Oh you didn’t find the eight by eight one okay that’s for that’s that’s for the that’s for the best that’s for the better don’t worry about it don’t worry about it don’t you [ __ ] worry i think i will roll myself that sounds i don’t know where you are but no it’s Just a cave where are you oh you’re over here yeah yeah just keep keep doing that one that’s fine this one okay yeah just keep doing that one i’m eventually gonna make a minecart track that runs up and down this i actually do i might laugh go leave Go [ __ ] [ __ ] the [ __ ] out of here why did you smell some gold go go [ __ ] piss you [ __ ] get out of here nobody is allowed to tell tyler there’s only going to be one entrance to his farm it’s going to be on this side [ __ ] i don’t know enough damn it No this needs to be a thing we should change the stream title drunk minecraft not even that wrong i feel i feel pretty substantially drunk however i know that i’m not that drunk it’s just that i don’t want to be more drunk uh i thought there were more bushes where Where did they go am i stupid am i missing something here are they over here i have a lot of questions not a lot of answers this is absolutely where they were where bushes go these over here yeah there we go there we go i need these bushes to grow fast which No that might not be happening ah this is gonna be a weird stream fun [ __ ] am i gonna finish the [ __ ] house never it’s not gonna happen because it’s gonna be a weird-ass house holy [ __ ] wait these are already fully grown hell yeah [ __ ] you tyler [ __ ] you in your wheat farm huh Back eating more frosted flakes do i get a second thing i really hope they’re not loud when i crunch nope it’s not okay good at least i can’t hear it you can’t hear it you know that’s all that matters but you didn’t ask me a question What should i get a second drink should you get a second drink um do you feel drunk i feel tipsy you feel tipsy but do you feel drunk do you want to be drunk debatable what’s the debate uh if i can i don’t want to be like street Super drunk okay well then make a light drink all right it’s not hard those may be tyler’s laughter words we would never know [ __ ] yeah i’ll leave one i’m gonna need a lot of stone for this because i’m gonna make it a stone bricks while i’m making a summer [ __ ] there’s No way that sortex has a 117 because they slack like hell on the other updates sortex do they have 117 no they barely have a 114 what the [ __ ] was i doing before huh minecraft version 110 what back version one two one ten 114 oh i got you okay 114 is the latest [ __ ] um future looks for star trek’s fan maid all about here search explainer it’s future [ __ ] sore text expander 170. a fan version but is this like an actual one vertex vanver from official site sortex now stopped fine sell resource pack that’s fine download 116. for 117. there’s no way right resource packs Open pack folder let’s see if this [ __ ] does it like i would be actually very surprised if this is like if this works what are you talking about um seeing if my favorite texture pack is updated to 117 which i would be very very surprised if it is Put it in there holy [ __ ] wait no way mojang with certax fanberry it’s just gonna look like holy [ __ ] yeah yeah let’s go i’m [ __ ] i’m done with this oh yeah okay cool okay and then stone bricks don’t look like kind of [ __ ] here we go I’m gonna make i’m gonna need to make this like look a little bit more interesting but for now there we go that’s coming along oh cave oh there’s two creepers here are there oh there’s three creepers here okay oh good yes i’ll be done with this wooden pickaxe eventually i found emeralds Emeralds yeah zombie is iron armor yeah are you jealous no i also have iron armor this is better he’s more stylish he didn’t have an enchanted helmet see he’s got he’s got the drip excuse me there’s a glowing squid oh yeah stupidest thing on the list yeah it’s because It’s because there was like one person who was like hey glow squids are cool and then their like entire following was like ah glow squid vote for glow squid but i mean to be fair it’s kind of cool because you can make signs glow make signs glow yeah you can uh use the Glowing ink on a sign and it will make the the text on the sign glow i found more emeralds i am going to kill this with it i still think close quotes were a stupid idea oh absolutely there’s no denying that however they do have a use make imports more common though Uh they’ve always been pretty common in like certain areas a lie they they only appear in uh extreme hills biomes and when they are in extreme heroes biomes they are very abundant that’s how it works that’s dumb you’re done oh skeleton i don’t know how this is going to turn Out but it’s gonna it’s gonna be all right that’s another dead skeleton literally like going through and doing like the bare minimum repeatedly until i have like a bearing on what i’m trying to do and i feel like it’s working because it’s like it’s so relaxing it’s very relaxing yes It’s a very nice god i could get crossfaded i just realized i have weed do you like being frosted i don’t know i’ve never been crossfaded oh maybe uh be careful with trying that out cause i could be weird don’t do it for the first time while streaming well With that that’s that’s the fun of it i’m not sure that’s correct you’re not sure that’s correct well here’s the thing i have alcohol i have weed i have frosted flakes calpico and i have you here with me and i have minecraft with a brand new update that literally Came out today i just realized i never checked to see if i did my dailies yesterday in genjen here’s a slight problem i’m not sure how much longer i’m gonna be awake how long are you gonna be awake or do you feel tired i’m a little tired you’re a little tired Yeah i’m not sure if that’s the drink or the fact that i haven’t slept in a while ah so i’m probably gonna finish this drink and then after that i might ask tyler tyler you work uh you work the day after how about uh the uh The the two days off the two days off we both have yeah try it out then no i’m gonna i’m going to try it tonight all right it’s just a matter of whether or not i’m going to stop streaming um i’ll let you know you need a software Yeah like the other thing is i’ll probably want to get like food for it because i only have frosted flakes right now and i could just like go and make pasta or something but like it’s gonna take some time and i might actually not do it on stream um Simply because well one i don’t have anyone watching this stream so it wouldn’t really make any difference it’s just that i want it on the stream vaude but that would mean that there’s like a solid 30 minutes where i’m not doing anything and also the fact that you Might go to bed soon you could uh we could do so you could just end the stream and then record it once you get back i could do that i don’t know do i feel like uploading like a recording as a stream vod because that doesn’t really like I could always stop streaming and then start streaming again but like it just it doesn’t feel right you know you need like a big right back or uh taking a break like a card that you could throw on the screen well no i could i can just do That but the thing is i would feel bad if i were to do it for like 30 minutes while i make pasta or something whatever i’m going to make i don’t know what tell you yeah Like i wanna but like also uh decisions decisions okay uh it seems like a plan overturned a point of no return is it yeah i have a shot that i poured like 10 minutes ago just staring me down i’ve been trying to make a decision this entire time God if i’m like i’m i’m not going to edit this this is just going up as a full stream vod to anyone watching the vod hi you could what you could do is you could just edit it do the bare minimum of editing like edit out the 30 minutes when you put up The vlog the brbs yeah it’s that that is an option and that’ll take you like five minutes the hardest part will be finding a segment you need yeah but once you’ve found it you can just go from there well i also like in case there are people that for whatever Reason decide to join the stream i don’t want them to join the stream for me to just be gone for like 30 minutes you know over here you’ll be here how long have you planned on being up kid i’m gonna be up until this drink’s gone okay uh i mean like I can be up for another 30 minutes wait i’ll be here until you come back uh i can i can make that happen we’ll see wait what the [ __ ] happened there also because i can make i can make another portal soon one two three four one two did i make this No i didn’t this yeah okay i’m just stupid that’s what it is yeah okay can i use slash spawn no this is vanilla tyler you can’t do anything it’s nothing you can do it uh i think slash spawn is a i don’t know if it’s the command you’re thinking it is I think it might do something well yeah that also i don’t know i don’t think you’re opt but i think slash spawn is a it might not be the command you’re thinking of to be fair i don’t know what command you are thinking of so it very much it very well may be Up to the end in water let me tell you it is thrilling gameplay yeah yeah real throwing gameplay please don’t be another layer while i want to do this let’s see which obsidian do i have 12 we’re probably gonna want more like this no that’s not gonna work Do i want it on this side modding obsidian takes pointlessly long uh yeah i would agree with you on there there’s no point where to take as long it’s just tedious it’s just because because notch thought he was a clever designer but he’s really just an idiot tyler Tyler sorry i offended the whole like one notch fanboy that exists oh one notch fanboy i think everything notch does is [ __ ] this is really weird i don’t know if i want to do this hey you know what i might take that to heart don’t don’t uh don’t give me any funny Ideas all right [ __ ] [ __ ] no i heard the hiss of the bad the hiss of the bat i lost the obsidian tyler 10 seconds down the drain tyler what do you mean what do you mean this occupation goddammit this is great this drink i mean oh the drink Okay [ __ ] i still need to take the shot [ __ ] i don’t know uh that’s enough all right i’m i’m gonna i’m gonna wait what are you doing i want to go home you get lost in the mines again e.t go home you wouldn’t you wouldn’t do it out of Space right so e.t eat cgo and join me alright cool are you okay tyler i don’t think i’m drunk at all actually i think i’m just dumb and i don’t want to be trapped in the mines again tyler it’s not even been an hour has it not oh [ __ ] I’ve been streaming for like uh two and three quarters of an hour but like it feels longer because i’m tired i’m probably gonna pass out after the stream well yeah absolutely i don’t blame you at all it’s gonna be great probably probably so here’s my problem with Like when i go to sleep after drinking is i will i’ll crash yeah you have a lot of experience with that huh i have a few times uh once once or two twice when i was with you during my birthday and then uh once once here If i had i drank a few other times besides that but not enough to like actually really feel it because i was like slowly again i was measuring out like seeing where where it actually get drunk at uh-huh um we’re not even drunk foot tips yet yeah yeah The latest time i drank before this i actually like did kind of crash from it and uh i noticed there’s kind of a pattern going on which is that crash because i drink i will sleep really hard for like five hours and then i’ll wake up because i haven’t slept for long enough Even though it’s like it’s like a good sleep right but it’s short interesting i will wake up very quickly the next day anyways i need to get out of here to do anything i i hope you have a lot of coal do you need coal do you really well like I can make charcoal i guess all right i’ll find something to call god just like come up with like a stack and i’ll be fine oh there’s a gaggle of skeletons over here a gaggle yeah what do you it’s a gag of which is right i don’t know Isn’t gaggle the term for like turkeys or something i don’t think so it’s for something gaggle a flock of geese oh yeah that’s great that is actually pretty great it’s almost as good as discovering that that murder is a bunch of gross well that one everyone knows because it’s the term murder Murder you ever ever heard that joke a [ __ ] what do you call like what do you call three crows on the sidewalk attempted murder i i enjoy that it’s it’s funny to me you would well i thought it was funny i want to play gunshin now and get Really deep into the war and the story just to make videos about the lord and story because [Laughter] we talked about the war in in the video where you didn’t talk about it you talked about how you’re not going to talk about the lore in the video Yeah i can totally talk about the war like i will look up lore just to talk about it yeah no [ __ ] did you enjoy how i described how i wasn’t going to talk about the lore yeah that was great it’s the lights off my spoon pretty much good times all right yeah I don’t want to mind what’s over there because it’s in a bit of an inconvenient spot you’re an ingredient spot stuck in the middle with you yeah yeah convenient spot [Laughter] i think that would be clover directions why are you making auditory memes because it’s what i do is it Is that your thing now ah yes [ __ ] it i’m taking this shot i’ve stared at it for long enough god that’s [ __ ] awful the streak i’m having is great yeah i bet it’s awesome i don’t have any whiskey i don’t have anything to chase it with whiskey because by the way Don’t ever mix whiskey with pepsi it was a mistake oh that’s disgusting what’s wrong i’ve done it once and not never again don’t like pepsi with anything if you want to mix pepsi with something you guys want to sit with soda water sort of water and sugar i can’t untaste that comparison You know get it because instead of one seed can do you think i can fight this enderman tyler you just like lost like eight trains of thought at the same time that’s normal though is it i think so i think it is number three sir i’m trying to hit you please How he hurts he really hurts god i need to fall asleep soon probably i i don’t have time to smoke which feels really bad but you know i still think this would be a an activity better save for the double oh no absolutely so i think this works out As much as it might disappoint here okay i i just want to make my way to the surface and light this portal so i’m going to do what i did last time there’s going to be lots of tiny little holes to the surface caused by you know that’s fine You know a few blocks of dirt i’m going to use ironical because i’m lazy shhh oh pass the ground i’m so glad i have my day off tomorrow we’re just glad for any day off i have a general now yeah kind of sucks these days yeah it really does But all of the people who like are causing problems or quitting which is pretty nice well i’m not most of them anyway it’s entirely an upside i don’t have to deal with them anymore this means we have to wait to work more we have to work more If you ask me we’re already filling in enough spots around here chicka tyler shut the [ __ ] up i don’t want to ever hear the phrase bow chicka wow wow from you ever why is that because what the [ __ ] what it said in the window in absolutely the most assertive way i Could possibly manage this what the [ __ ] hard work on the surface oh the light burns does it just like real life just like real life yep where the hell am i it’s a good question you have the coordinates this excursion has destroyed more than an entire iron axe this sucks Do you want some sand and some some cacti that would be a pretty all right deal for me i have got some i found meg i’m not gonna remember that time that i said hey keep any eggs you find whatever like we’re not any we’re not in any dire Straits for food yet so like it’s not a big deal if you don’t take them but chicken children tyler what the [ __ ] did you say to me i said i want chicken children yeah i want have you ever raised chickens chickens are cool i have you I know kind what the [ __ ] does that mean i’ve i’ve known people that catch it oh how does that like hey i knew a guy who owned a lizard i’ve never owned a [ __ ] lizard i said i kinda owned a lizard i well my sister as a kid i’ve kinda had a kid Yeah well when it’s as close as you’re gonna yeah walking up to some parent be like oh childbirth is hard huh this child is mine now who’s what clearly this is a you thing tyler i found the village what the [ __ ] yeah what do you want what do you mean What the [ __ ] i just tried a village do you want the coordinates that watch this save him i guess just like take a screenshot or something i will there’s also melons here oh god yeah no i need to [ __ ] pass it out as soon as we’re done here i got melons I need to find my way back i have been live for almost exactly three hours nice you said it only been an hour no it had only been an hour since you started drinking that’s a lie you are incorrect and also a [ __ ] what is this block what block Is an obsidian block it’s like weird is it the drip block the drip crying obsidian there’s also like part of a portal here oh is it the [ __ ] fire charge some obsidian i’ll take it flint some gold nuggets and gold helmet in this village i will look in their houses And then i’ll come back soon oh there’s bread i’ll take bread your bread belong to us you have an orange bed your taste is cereal orange or so last year all right i want to get some sand and i’ll make my way back are you still there hello huh okay You stop talking i did i’m on my phone oh i’m just gonna get us like enough sand to plant these all right let’s take a peek actually we’re gonna want the last two probably yeah we can get more there yeah okay um i logged out so i don’t know where faces You what i logged out so i don’t have oh uh it’s like 600 [ __ ] 6 30 and 150. 150 yeah with that okay i got a restriction all right i’m just 600 130 or something like that no 600 100 you’ll see the [ __ ] amalgamation of whatever the [ __ ] that i made Okay i am back i return with goods are you where uh don’t worry about it here are did are you even back oh there you are i am back welcome mr lightning [ __ ] you’re your [ __ ] you want cacti i mean sure you want an egg all right i’m gonna make i’m gonna make My where you want the portal the portal um put it over like put it like here i made a spot for you to put oh did you well that’s too bad okay you didn’t make it tall no i’m working on it i do have to be this way It does though no it doesn’t you can make it any shape baby man there’s some flint right there for you baby baby man i don’t know why i’m being assaulted over this i just needed some flint just like jumped out of the portal and just started just belching [ __ ] gravel All right all right i got it I think this is the right size anyways or we could buy we’re going in there i might regret this all right tyler i can now officially say this and have it be canon go to hell all right cool um well i’m in another with and i’m in the red biome The red biome yeah i’m going back it’s the one with the red trees and stuff yeah that’s one of the newer ones anyways seems like a pretty good portal location i would just stand on the saw and squat all right is it time to like actually stop existing for a bit I need to finish your drink you just finish your drink well i’m gonna end my stream three hours four minutes [ __ ] yeah Video Information
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Full VOD ripped from twitch cuz youtube wouldn’t let me stream at the time. And then I got sick the next couple days so I didn’t feel like streaming, but I played a bunch on the server so there will be a lot that won’t be recorded. I will explain what happened between streams on my next stream, which will be here on youtube hopefully.
