Minecraft with Country Hearts

My hearts have been trapped inside different countries by aliens and if I don’t help them rule every country they will turn me into pigeon boot oh where am I have I been kidnapped are you going to eat me I’ll do anything to spare my life please your job collect countries

Huh 30 minutes what go what did he just give me a world map hey yo this is the entire en world and look at all the countries why do they have little exes through them but France doesn’t seem to wait can I teleport by clicking to this

Country what the what just happened yo why is the eiel tower a giant ppet and the roads are bget and the people have a baget as two all right we get it it friends you love your wee wee bugets I am the and there’s the hug that’s what we’re

Looking for that’s what we want but what’s going on here looks like some sort of presidential election going on I’m so confused give me that heart come on Miss that’s my best friendch accent I’m sorry guys it’s bad comp in the toast eating contest win the France

Heart hey yo I got a big belly I’m a fat so and I love my friendch to I’m a thick come on sir I want to join your game because to unlock my heart I need to complete a different Challenge from every single country wait is this a a

Giant slice of French toast and I have a spoon what am I supposed to do with this wait everybody’s eating the French toast no no no I’m competing against them we need to eat more hold up it’s not counting how much I’m eating I don’t understand wait a

Minute wait a minute it’s not how much you eat it’s Last Man Standing my fellow Frenchman prepare to be eaten that bro literally just dug himself into the void oh no oh this is risky this is risky see you later French toasty eating boy almost ate my own

French toast Doom oh oh oh you didn’t see me sticking up behind you yeah eat the French toast surely I’ve won I’ve got the most French toast right hold up this is a trap am I doomed do I need to die wait what’s this came out of nowhere

This a FR heart oh yes I am Z now and every time I collect a new country I get the most powerful items and abilities it’s time to CH down baby wait oh French toast launcher what look at this thing it’s like a bazooka I put the toast on the floor

This must be some powerful toasting wait I only have a limited amount of toast so we’re only going to use it when we absolutely need to Let’s jump and get our next half baby I want the USA country is locked H what do you mean

So we can only go to the country that unlocked but all of these have X’s wait China’s become unlocked so I guess we’re going to have to go there here goes nothing W where are are we dude wait we’re outside what why am I running around

Doing all of these missions bro I can literally just run away and hide from the aliens alien we are always tracking you do not Escape or else you’ll be remembered as pigeon poop yeah I wasn’t thinking of escaping at all haha that was that was never

Going to happen oh yo the China heart and Karen’s out here all right we’re get ow ow ow okay what the I just wanted to grab myself a China heart do your ch hey yo she’s just like my Asian mom wait clean the rats why you got rats in your

House oh oh my God I’m so terrified of rats oh bro okay oh no no she’s coming to beat me up again no no no this is exactly what my Asian M did when I didn’t do my J how am I supposed to kill them all I have is a french toast

Launcher so maybe if we put the French toast down here that will lure the rats to it so many rats there’s so many rats okay get out of the house get out of the house okay we put another one there oh it actually work they’re all going

I didn’t need the killer rats we just needed to get them out of there wait did she say second Shore homework hey yo how many things do you want me to do Auntie carrot all right this is endless I ain’t doing any more trolls you’re not my mom

You can’t tell me ow what to do ow ow ow okay I can’t even get close to the heart she’s beating me she’s beating me up oh my wait I have an idea come here aune Canon blind this by pH St You Can’t See

Me Now You Can’t See Me Now oh and you can’t see me take the China heart baby woohoo knockback sandal hey yo what is this bro all I got was a sandal not even a pair of sandals well I guess it is a common throwing weapon for Asian moms my

Mal Asian mom she got crazy aim with the sandal have you seen those Tik toks guys holy Asian Ms bro they literally have aim assist when they’re using the sandal this thing’s got to be op I already know and that also means we have a brand new

Hard where are we going next it’s time to London mate we’re going to the UK what the where is this this is so much more boring than China bro holy it’s a palace and a half you know what I wouldn’t mind living there and I assume

We are going to the Royal Palace so I guess my accent must change I need to blend in I need to blend in we’re looking for this heart going into the castle to spend some time with my fellow chaps oh okay the Royal Guards are out

Here y’all if they see me in the castle I’m going to kicked out real fast that means that you heart must be in here as well they’re guarding it for the queen oh sorry for the King The Queen Is Dead may she ever rest in peace all right

We’re just going to be real careful oh what’s down there is that a dungeon that’s definitely not where I want to end up y’all there’s some guards there I think it’s time to use the power of the mom and our sandals here ready hey God emotional that was crazy what

Emotion oh they ain’t seeing anything right now all right let’s go through here sneaky oh no oh no what how am I going to get past those guys they’re literally looking at us I think we’re going to have to Blind them with the face to honestly that’s an insult to the UK guys

It’s going to waste more R toast but we don’t have an option bam hit you with the toes look they look so stupid Bros are blinded we’re going to the next spot oh oh oh no no no no no no no he’s right there he’s right there he’s right there

Hide hide hide oh going to stay behind him stay behind him stay behind him follow follow follow follow into the Next Room hey yo there’s our H in the queen hey I thought she was dead I Won’t Let You Steal My Heart uh I’m sorry as much as I

Respect the queen bro you like 100 years old and you are moving so slow I’m I’m just going to take that thank thank you but I will come back um probably not actually I I’ve got your your hair huh I don’t know what I’m supposed to do

With this but I really hope it is useful after all I guess the queen does have immortality she she just came back from the death so must be useful somehow where we going next oh we’re going to Mother Russia to the Land of Snow and I

And oh my gosh wait the aliens say 20 minutes left no no no no I need to finish this fast to we’re all done for Rush is so cold and everything’s freezing we need to go are you kidding me how am I getting up there how am I

Going to get up there wait the wind is blowing me around oh my gosh parkour with wind this is crazy oh my gosh we’re going to die Pat no get out of that get out of that ow ow icy icy icy this is all cold

Mother russan is so cold oh we got to be so careful on this ice we’re going to fall and not get out hard speaking of heart there it is all right that’s not that far we can do it we can do it oh my gosh this icy is so hard and the wind’s

Pushing me around I can’t do this who put a polar bear right in the center how am I going to get past that y’all it’s time for the sandal bro didn’t get knocked back bro’s got too thick of a booty he’s even showing me the booty to my face what an

It’s off bro Russian bears they built different French toast maybe you all distracting with the French toast pet it just bounced up his booty man has the booty cheeks of Heaven how we going to get p all we have is the Queen’s hair left but how will that work help okay I

Have an idea the hair is supposedly bouncy what if we Chuck it there and use it to jump over the polar bear here goes nothing for rer we’re over Place another one that was skillful ha your thick booty may be thick but mine is mine is flat it’s Minecraft okay I’m freezing to

Death we need to get that heart hopefully that heart will give me immunity to the cold oh up the ladder up the ladder yes the warm blood of the Russians yes I’m on freezing and un locked a bear claw which leaves a massive Scar and a bear trap okay I like

The sound of those the next country is going to be a piece of cake oh wait is that Mexico should I say a piece of burrito wait is this an arena wait what is it counting down no I haven’t agreed to anything survive survive what oh no oh no there’s nowhere to

Run the bull just launched me I have to fight that thing that has muscles coming out out of its thighs y’all wait a minute I bear cloths oh you know what’s stronger than a bull a bear get attacked Baby Bam all right we did one bro this

Thing is what just happened where am I what did you do I didn’t do anything you glitched the map you’re in Egypt now wait for a reboot okay I don’t know what’s going on but this could be our opportunity to escape this looks like some sort of

Ancient Egyptian pyramid and what do all these symbols mean must be some sort of puzzle and wait there’s two options here with different images we got to pick the right answer but I don’t speak Egyptian hieroglyphics yo I don’t know what to do and one of them must open up that door

This is a classic Egyptian tomb you know what it’s a 50/50 chance guys een meenie miny mo catch an Egyptian by the toe this is it here goes nothing wait what’s going on what’s Happening why is everything shaking hold on hold on wrong answer oh no the lava’s rising the

Lava’s rising we’re going to die we’re going to die quick choose the other option it’s gone it’s gone it’s gone wait what I’m back to Mexico clearly has something to do with that glitch maybe they finished the reboot or something all right rip out the back claw again

Come on come on hit him baby get that damage down bro this thing is overpowered okay they clearly have not fixed it I’m back in Egypt wait the two choices we can choose the other one now we’ve chosen that one that was wrong now we tried the other one wait why is it

Shaking in why is it shaking again I chose the other one one attemp left the lava’s rising the lava’s rising this is bad the door isn’t open yet wait I’m back I have an idea if we can stay right where the bull is instead of cuz each

Time I’m hitting the bull with my claw I’m running away if we’re in the same spot it should teleport us together right I guess there’s only one way to find out okay hit her with the claw hit her with the claw stand inside of it stand inside of it I’m crouching I’m

Crouching no no no get down I can’t be launched we got it oh yes stand here stand here come on come on o do they did it we got through baby and oh my gosh that lava is rising we got the Mexico Heart eat that up we just got

Extreme Source drink to to control the heat we’re definitely keeping that that will be useful for sure and now we also got the Egypt heart a 2 in one baby I like that all right let’s get this into oh the lava is here the lava is here

Quick quick quick quick quick we got the cursed spear which can swap places that doesn’t matter we’re going to die um um um where do we go next where do we go next Australia my hometown of Australia we almost got burned alive in an Egyptian pyramid and is everything upside

Down oh I get I get it because Australian people are upside down guys I promise you I’m not upside down I live a normal life Australia is not upside down but how am I going to do this if I walk off the tree I’m just Flo off into the

Abyss wait a minute didn’t the the spear the spear said we could use the power of dead to swap places I have an idea I have an idea there’s plenty of guys over there they’re standing on the stands if I swap places with them will that also

Turn me normal side around I guess there’s only one way to find that here goes nothing W bam all right so we’ve attached to him and it says we can choose the next Target to swap places so we can swap him with another player which we don’t want but we do want

Ourselves swap so if we just like shoot it at ourselves wait what okay I accidentally selected the be claw and just realized we can do a bed jump that might come in handy later but for now let’s just hit ourselves with a spear and I’m actually the right way upen look

At that there’s the guy I hit his upside down wait no don’t walk don’t Walk that looks so stupid luckily I didn’t do that or I would have ended up like this poor dude are those kangaroos is this a kangaroo race track come on join the kangaroo race and win a prize what are you waiting for who’s saying it that’s the announcer and

It’s right next to the Australian heart kangaroo racing this is my time to shine I’m an Aussie I’m an Australian of course I’m going to be good at this and hey yo everybody’s lining up the grid and there’s a kangaroo free for me let’s get on this Baby Woo are you guys ready

To get smokes bro I’m on a kangaroo look at how high I can jump oh wait go go go go go oh oh oh we’re going to the speed wait I’ve got an idea throw down the bear traps come on come on yeah I don’t know if that’s

Legal but it’s okay oh we’re coming up to our first barrier jump over we got one down all right throw another bear trap come on we got to stick him on this is not good but it’s okay we’ve got the lead wait no I got stuck I got stuck I

Got stuck we need to get these guys we need to get them quick before they hit the line get them get them get them with the traps come on come on come on and we break away woo we won the race and I deserve that

Aussie hard so you better give it to me or I’ll hit you with the knockback sandal there it is my homeland I’ve done us proud good day mate give me the old heart that’s such a bad Australian accent I guess technically me normally talking Australian accent I think I

Don’t know but now we got the kangaroo pocket which is summoning an army of kangaroos that can see through their eyes okay that sounds absolutely wild and maybe we could use that against the aliens but for now where are we heading to Next baby looks like to India here we

Go oh my gosh there are so many people here 10 minutes left no no no no no we are so so close India has a crazy population I think they’re actually the second most populated place in the world and I cannot I can’t see see anything

This is not good wait I have an idea the kangaroos maybe they can get rid of all these people what what am I going to do with this my kangaroos are just jumping off into the crazy old crowd hold up kangaroo eyes I just got these binoculars just see through their eyes

This is like security cameras I can have the kangaroo Scout the India heart for me okay so we can see this kangaroo is looking over here doesn’t seem like I can see anything there nothing in here oh this kangaroo is gone inside nothing in there nothing here nothing here we

Just got to keep switching until we find the wait guys do you see where the kangaroos look in the right there are like some particles there those look like the exact same particles that have been every one of those hearts okay so that’s the heart we’re looking for but

How do we know where it’s located okay we can see the glow on all our Kangas but oh that one’s a different color that has to be it we need to grab it before it gets dwn or trampled y’ there are so many people out here and there it is the

Heart of India hey I just want to say a side note bro the markets out here they are lovely look at this this is beautiful we don’t have this in Australia anyways what do we get in here we’ve got the powerful tuck tuck drive your way through roads with no fear of

Course Indian roads are wild and the drivers have no fear honestly just looking at them it sends shivers down my spine hopefully that will be able to help us in case we come into any drivers over in the Philippines cuz I know the Philippines also have some wild drivers

And oh my gosh these roads are these roads are crazy wait a minute this is just crossy Road this is crossy Road all right we can do it we can do it we can do it here we go here we go go no ow ow ow we cannot do it they’re moving a

Little bit too far for me and we can’t use the Queen’s bouncy here because it just it’s not going to get us all the way to the other side we’ll just die wait a minute Tu off we can ride with no fear all right here goes nothing guys

Here goes nothing do we just drive with no bear here we go oh wait wait a minute guys I hit the cars and they just exploded and now there’s no more cars coming they are too afraid of the Indian tux look like literally just sted in the

Middle of the road and then they just they just stopped this thing is Invincible I am untouchable yeah that’s right get screwed CU this is too good oh yes nothing’s changed the way of the ultimate tuck tuck bro they need to add this to crossy road

Because then I’d actually be good at the game there is the heart of my fellow Filipinos hey all of you in the Philippines all of you in India all of you in all of these countries I love you so much just give me a second the typhoon one I don’t know

What this does but of course I love yall in the United States of the America which should be our last country to get our final heart and then we are finally going to take down these aliens here we go here we go oh we’re in New York country where

Dreams are made of 3 minutes left that’s not a dream we need to move hold up why is my screen shaking why is my screen shaking is there an earthquake hold up Ohio man oh my man has a big old Bund I have to fight that guy he’s throwing

Cheeseburgers at me man is so thick he got thick coming out of his thickness come on hit him with the knock back of course that didn’t do anything man’s too big French Toast French toast he just ate the French toast of course he did of course he did he’s huge he’s huge hit

Him with a back claw what that did that did nothing his health didn’t even it didn’t even change it didn’t even change wait a minute hot sauce hot sauce hot sauce that’s what we can do ah I can’t even get my inventory I’m freaking out

Okay drink some of this baby he trim is now hot headed lava bending let’s give this a world woohoo yo I’m literally shooting full on Fireballs with this dude straight out of my mouth oh guys his health is not going down he’s consuming the fbls he’s he’s eating

Them he’s eating them wait what about the typhoon one what does that do wait it summons a literal Whirlwind oh it picked up the burger it picked up up the burger and sent it back if we can’t damage him maybe we can just make him fatter that will make his health worse

Okay we just need a go when he throws one and hit it hit it take the burger back yes oh bro has such high cholesterol as long as we get him to eat more Burgers hit him with the worldwind yes and push the burger back get another

Burger all right come on come on throw a burger yes come on hit it again oh span into him baby again here we go here we go oh straight into the man’s Bund here we go baby ow take that and give me the heart of the United States of the

America hopefully this will give me something that I can take out the aliens with we’ve unlocked a tank of course the United States has the biggest military in the world baby the aliens stand no chance bro I’ve literally become a Transformer I am the United States of

America what is happening to me what is happening to me what is happening to me wait wait you guys start stop me I’ll turn it into a tank wait guys I can’t turn into attack I can’t turn into attack what are they doing to me wait no wait what happened I pin

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