Minecraft with friends prt 1

People can hear you hold on channel okay tom uh start speaking okay yeah um you might volume is a bit low if you want to turn that up that’s fine should be a bit good it should be good uh i’ll double check anyway by the way did you get a bed from the

Village yeah okay i can make it like blue or something no it’s a blue dye but it doesn’t really matter um yeah why the [ __ ] is there a sheep on my bed must really like it get the [ __ ] out of here shoot shoot i need diamonds i would sing a song about

Mining diamonds but i am afraid that it might be copyrighted um there aren’t diamonds no wait tom tom there are caves not far from here you don’t you don’t really need to do that and you think i can okay then quick trip down to y level 11 or actually technically y level five

Because those are invest in my level five god i hate my controller for some reason i cannot run at all yeah no my sound was bugged out like it was only coming out of one ear oh my god um what what’d you do no i need coal

Because i can’t see a thing in my brightness okay um i can go get some coal once i get a stone pickaxe and then we can start burning some birch trees and make some charcoal with them [ __ ] christ where the hell is the cave i’m currently heading

To one now they’re in the desert yeah i’ll go to the desert i’m at the beach right now and that’s why i’m not finding anything okay by the way if you see a bunch of loot then that is mine i died earlier today oh yay i’ve now got three viewers hello

Three viewers who just joined well not the first one you joined earlier hello do you didn’t say that early i think i found the spot where i died but i can’t find the loot i think it might have despawned [ __ ] great oh and there’s a spider spider eye

[ __ ] help wait what do you need for a fermented spider eye again uh fermented spider eye i believe you need sugar i can’t i can get sugar okay i’m gonna get us enough stone to make us uh some stone pickaxes and a furnace or two

No yeah no you don’t need to smell stone i’m just saying that we i’m getting stone like cobblestone so we can make pickaxes and furnaces or fernai i’m just getting as much coal as i can get torches and then i can find out some iron and diamonds

I mean i earlier i did find iron uh when i last jumped on here but i then i died and then i lost it all uh i tried to turn coordinates on because then you can see where about she died okay oh i am uh [ __ ]

Have i found the world’s biggest vein of um iron no coordinates yeah it does nothing but show coordinates it doesn’t actually show you where you died yeah i know but at least you can see where like the coordinates are true true i think this is where i died but i think my

Stuff is gone i’m just heading further and further down okay okay there’s a lot of iron here and i’ve now got 48 torches jeez oh [ __ ] uh skeleton and i don’t have shield oh damn or an actual good sword that reminds me i need to make a new stone sword i just need

A small glimpse of him oh [ __ ] let’s get the [ __ ] out of me i nearly fell down a giant [ __ ] pit okay i’m just going to avoid that and it’s getting night time so we better get to bed oh yeah [ __ ] guy and you were slain by a zombie

Yeah well it’s the easiest way to get out of that game i had nothing good on me okay but you know coal is good well one benefit about this uh start we immediately get uh well we don’t immediately get an end portal but uh we don’t really need to work that

Much to uh make it new hello william hello if you want you can direct more people to the stream maybe get more viewers for me that’d be nice i think he immediately left wait what are your coordinates i forgot uh 60 uh 300 80 60 300.

Oh oh [ __ ] i actually still got a bit of iron leo was okay yes i i think i can see that william because uh he it’s only you watching so yeah uh wait do you have seeds because i can create a farm uh i do have seeds but oh god that’s creeper

Yeah near your bed uh i’ve got five seeds got 20 carrots eight wheat uh a bunch of other stuff i also had uh had some torches well i have some torches oh potatoes oh yeah i had to steal some of those to live sticks uh you might wanna hurry because there is a

Creeper and a skeleton right at the base and i do not like it uh making a stone so that i’m gonna kill the creeper oh [ __ ] what the [ __ ] i hate my controller i don’t know if it’s controller or lag but i mean there is sort of a skeleton pretty

Close to you there we go i’ll fix the rest of this later i gotta kill this skelly oh [ __ ] who are you playing with i’m playing with a friend of mine called tom say hello tom all right and i’m just gonna send this to my girlfriend

It is not a dick pic if that’s what you’re thinking william you dirty-minded bastard honestly i wouldn’t be surprised if it was though you shut up uh watch out there are a bunch of zombies near you there’s two zombies and a skeleton yeah i know i’m just trying to [ __ ]

Can’t run why can’t i run well just look at your hunger no it’s not my it’s not my hunger it’s the [ __ ] game on my controller it won’t let me run do you have a i do not have a hoe actually no save the birch because what

I’m gonna do is i’m gonna burn that birch and turn it into charcoal um we can use the planks to start burning the uh the logs i just uh there’s a furnace near my chest do you see it you know i’m not anywhere near your tree you kind of are what are

Are you digging up dirt with the pickaxe no i saw i saw that okay uh tom please give me the uh oak planks please planks well not earplanks uh [ __ ] birch planks jesus [ __ ] christ what that was for uh like that was like five things that was thirteen

Yeah i know but from five vlogs well fair enough not that hard to get five vlogs isn’t it well depends on this game yeah oh you you should meet my friend lala actually no you’ve met lala i believe you’ve met lala yes i have yes he is the laziest [ __ ] i have

Ever met because literally he does nothing in minecraft and me and everyone everyone else we play with does all the work we we do all the work he just sits on his arse and does nothing and asks us for [ __ ] this is actual fact sounds like a person i know hey

Oh yes i think i know who you’re talking about but we’re not we’re not gonna say their name just in case they watch this stream i was talking about you oh [ __ ] off what are you talking about i’m the one collecting the wood right now and i’m the one burning the charcoal

Yep and i’m the one eating raw flesh why are you eating raw flesh because i can’t be bothered to farm like i gave you 20 i gave you 32 bread yeah i’m not gonna say what happened to that oh yeah that’s right you don’t have an enchanted

Golden apple and a golden apple you have two music discs oh yeah no the those were found in the chests in the village oh okay and another portal golden carrots oh yeah no yeah i was just about to mention the golden character you can have some if you want

Um and i’ll have both the music there yeah you could take those uh i’m sort of actually fair enough yes you’re deaf you’re definitely not keith are you are you tom you’re not keith no i’m not keith the dumbass keister thief that last one kind of rhymes keith the thief

Yeah i don’t think anybody needed to say that well it is true he is kind of a thief well yeah he is he is but we didn’t need to have the pun uh and now i continue on my mind i need to get my i want to sing

One of the songs from the hobbit but i don’t think i can because i believe it is copyrighted and if i sing it i will are you earning any money from youtube uh this isn’t youtube this is a twitch and no i am not but i i still don’t want to be uh

Copyrighted for singing a song yeah but you can only ever be copyrighted if you’re earning money yeah sure do i keep losing [ __ ] what uh viewers seriously the number keeps going up and down and up and down and up and down that just makes me sad

Well just just just think about it and then you’ll realise are you saying that i’m a [ __ ] streamer you son of a [ __ ] well yeah i am okay get over here i’m gonna kill you don’t get over him you big trouble boy i’m gonna whip out my belly and i’m gonna whip you

I’m gonna try i just realized something oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh god you put sand on me i was trying to put sound on you i can’t [ __ ] escape now no no no no no oh you son of a [ __ ] give me all that stuff boy

No no no please please actually no you shouldn’t have done that all right come on tom okay it was a joke you sort of a [ __ ] give me back my [ __ ] no no no no no no no no no no i’ll use son by the way this stone pick is going to

Make everything so much easier i hate you so much you son of a [ __ ] i mean you came in to attack me i was [ __ ] joking then you decided to hit me then i was trying to [ __ ] prank you by burying you in sand you bastard you can literally just jump and then

You’ll get out of this yeah no i tried jumping but then you kept hitting me and i couldn’t [ __ ] jump back if you jump then you phase through the sand and then you can like go behind the sand because i built i broke behind the sand so then i could

Do that if you tried to drop something on me and you tried to drop sand yes because i thought it would be funny and it was a massive failure yes and now i’ve got lots of stuff and i know what you’re doing now actually what am i doing now i’m stealing from my

Chest you don’t have a chest i know what you do have a chest i just saw it i’m the one with the stone shoulder yes you are and i’m the one and i’m the i’m the one with the iron sword so i will take all of this [ __ ] back and i

Am taking your coal and i’m taking this back what oh [ __ ] it now wait hold on hold on hold on no no no no [ __ ] my game is [ __ ] yeah no it’s actually [ __ ] no you took my pick that was my picky [ __ ] you stole it from me

I don’t care i took it from you you son of a [ __ ] yeah first you come into my world and steal my [ __ ] resources like a prick and now i’m trying to kill you because and you’re failing miserably oh come here [ __ ] wait did i even hit you then no you

Didn’t thank you i’m taking all this [ __ ] back i’m trying to hit you with my fisties That just sounds wrong that that truly just sounds wrong just like you are hold on let me just let’s just fall let’s just go to sleep don’t you dare [ __ ] try and kill me you son of a [ __ ] alright wait do you have any dirt because i can expand i

Have one block of dirt you’re useless no i believe that was from your inventory okay uh here is your block of dirt what else uh i’m not sure whose pickaxe is which i’m just going to assume that this is yours i believe no i collected oak uh saplings are mine this stone and

Uh coal are yours um what else is yours i’m actually going to give you this stone sword because i don’t need it anymore i’m going to give you half the sticks and i believe all this is yours as well and the seeds are yours as well and that’s about it coming forward

Okay uh i actually could make i could make a bucket and then we could move the farm on to land and uh make it bigger make the farm bigger that’s too complicated for me that is too complicated for you isn’t it uh if you want you can have the actually

No way do you should i give you that tour yes you should no nothing just gonna burn the rest of the birch and make some more charcoal i’m using charcoal to make more charcoal i am definitely big brain so you’re gaining one charcoal whilst losing that charcoal to get another chocolate

No because uh one charcoal makes like five so i’m profiting off charcoal you’re profiting for charcoal yes oh god no not this idiot please god no please god don’t let him join this party or i’m gonna [ __ ] stab him in the goddamn unless you’ve added him oh no he he’s in

It he’s just i’m just praying that he doesn’t join the party i’m just praying otherwise he’s just going to start the one adventure oh god i’ve been streaming for 23 minutes and in total i believe i’ve had around about i’d say 15 i’m just assuming at this point uh 15 viewers in total

Because people keep coming on and off and um just yeah well at least i got about 15 viewers that’s that’s i’d say one in my book i’m very [ __ ] depressed uh yeah this idiot joins the party i’m gonna [ __ ] laugh my ass off okay i think i i think i actually get

More than just uh five charcoal out of uh one charcoal because it’s it still hasn’t gone down entirely i’ve got like freaking 10 but that’s probably the result to charcoal so i’m not entirely sure you know i definitely get more charcoal i should probably make a shovel uh

Can i craft this into a block no i cannot okay i think my control is fixed now holy [ __ ] also i’m going to make an off section of your mind for specific cobblestone mining i’m making another section of your mind specific for a cobblestone mining oh iron oh can i have some

Iron yeah sure just hold on let me smelt her in the [ __ ] smelter brother you can’t mine it with wood i really really wanted to mine all of it with wood yeah and then it would have disappeared yes i know that’s why i wanted to mine

It with wood just oh you daddy boss you sick bastard oh i got one iron and now i’m gonna wait until i get a fortune three the minus iron this beautiful iron i have five um flint so we can make a flint and steal one of them is that point from my chest

No i just went out and in my mind i just placed a torch below a bunch of gravel and then it gave me so ooh redstone yeah i know i couldn’t be bothered to mine it besides you need a iron pickaxe to mine it want to be a smarter idea to just uh

Make sure that this reese’s bed uh bedrock entirely because i’m there more i know more diamonds at bedrock than there are you found diamonds didn’t you no but what was that nothing definitely not uh not lava pouring in run he found diamonds no i didn’t it’s [ __ ] lava

Oh god that was close yeah he found diamonds see he’s snickered you’re gonna come up with a diamond aren’t you no i’m coming up with a block in my hand and then i’m going to make a bucket so that way i can get that lava can you

Put some uh can you give me some iron uh are you going to make an iron pickaxe yes i am i will do you one even better just hold on i need to uh here is your pickaxe yeah i’m just smoking oh god wait is it i just killed a skeleton

Oh can i have the bones rich i yes just bring me did you find that lava because lava means cave uh not far that’s diamonds oh my beautiful yes i got all of them you fell oh brick you missed that one either way i’ll give them back though oh

How about having this we split them uh two diamonds each two diamonds each okay because there was four there were four diamonds i’ll give you three diamonds and then i’ll have two no the how does that make sense you said three diamonds and yeah i know that was

That was that was five you missed oh one was it oh well i was too busy getting stabbed in my ass you bastard did you just take half my bread maybe you son of a [ __ ] you robbing bastard you go geez i find that if you don’t want it [ __ ] fast uh [ __ ]

Look i i dropped it but you didn’t take it i didn’t know you dropped it because i was looking away you bastard what well next times don’t look away well i mean that makes that’s true but why do you tea bag when you eat i feel like it have a problem with that

That’s just strange uh i’m gonna make i’m gonna make an off tunnel that um goes like the bedrock okay you can be sad and i can’t talk don’t worry no one can talk yeah i know why have i why is there nothing but dirt here i’m very confused why do you think

There’s mushrooms found bedrock guys everybody subscribe to him on twitch i would i would actually like that please do i need money i will i will shove this pickaxe in your face i swear to god i’ll stop i mean still i must hide my precious and wish i had my precious diamonds

You son of a [ __ ] you took my eye on a pickaxe bastard you can get a diamond one you i make two iron pickaxes i gave you one cheeky bastard sorry that was my that was an accident that was accident you’re trying to pick i swear i thought

You put a torch down so you could break all this gravel i swear i freaking swear did you really just try and suffer no no i’m actually serious i thought because i saw you looking down like oh he’s gonna place the torch so he’s gonna break this

And then uh grab all the gravel okay go away this is my mine what do you think i’m doing i’m leaving did you see me leaving don’t you see with your eyes no because i’m looking the other way i’m gonna do something next lava on my base or something aren’t you

Well it’s not really much of a base if it doesn’t have a roof well on my stand on my lemonade stand you’re gonna put lava on my lemonade stand aren’t you if it’s a lemonade stand then where’s the lemonade in progress in progress mm-hmm then where the lemons to make your so-called lemonade

Where are these lemons tom where where are these lemons for your so-called lemonade what are you doing what the [ __ ] are you doing no you son of a [ __ ] no no tom tom [ __ ] off [ __ ] off [ __ ] off gun [ __ ] off wait wait let’s do this [ __ ] off [ __ ] dolphins save me

Not gonna be able to respawn because i broke his bed hello hello kinky how is my russian brother doing are you seeing my friend good do you want to join us on minecraft world just to let you know i am streaming i’m sorry but i don’t have any minecraft anymore ah [ __ ]

Are you is that bastard singing from my chest are you seeing my chest you son of a [ __ ] what the [ __ ] was that i was talking to tom again give me my veggie bastard tom you’re a son of a [ __ ] oh my god i was digging down damn you’re savage

I just want to sleep man i want to sleep on the way i have my bed many diamonds was that exactly i’ve got eight diamonds now son of a [ __ ] there we go did you just steal from my oh you didn’t that’s what she said

That was a really bad joke i know that was a very bad joke i i i’m ashamed of myself yeah me too ashamed of you yeah boy did you try to [ __ ] murder me you son of a you bastard you son of a [ __ ] you [ __ ] cheeky bastard yeah it’s a savage

[ __ ] it [ __ ] trying to kill me no i i don’t i did i broke down to um bedrock and then i tried to kill him by doing that oh jesus hey didn’t you hear that you said [ __ ] or i said it’s sort of a hole to be fair i

Said son of man [ __ ] [ __ ] no don’t do that no can i have my eight diamonds back though eleven diamonds oh and you actually found out as well hold on i’m just gonna quickly hover this uh harvest design can i have my eight diamonds oh yeah you can have your diamonds back

But i’m taking one for compensation of you trying to murder me yeah alvin holland all right okay one two three four five six seven up [ __ ] [ __ ] kobe wants not a gay gun shut the [ __ ] up thank you i’m not gay uh torches uh i believe

This is my [ __ ] no that’s my own that’s my own sorry uh all right can we just get to the point can you give me my tools i don’t care about building material oh okay uh here’s your sword here’s your pickaxe here’s your eight hey mother come on prick

Yeah i just said i’m keeping it for compensation of you trying to [ __ ] murder me you son of a [ __ ] but yes now is diamondback and my three diamonds that [ __ ] i see you son of a [ __ ] that’s it i want to say one thing nobody cares about your diamonds

[ __ ] you thank you you [ __ ] can’t actually wait hold on you forgot one thing [ __ ] yeah what what did i forget quote i just broke the block with a zombie on top of it and i’m beating the zombie to death of my own [ __ ] fist and i’m still winning

Eat [ __ ] [ __ ] eat [ __ ] maybe you need to eat cheers you sir are a piece of [ __ ] so are you if i beat you to death in my [ __ ] fists i will laugh i [ __ ] hear you digging i love the fact that you’re staying back even though you have a [ __ ] sword

Maybe he doesn’t want to kill you because he’s a legend no it’s because he be a [ __ ] you’re a [ __ ] oh you’re a [ __ ] what is the good answer i believe he is the [ __ ] now son of a [ __ ] at least at least i tried to kill him with my fists

At least i tried and tom you are a son of a [ __ ] and i’m bringing out the big guns oh no it’s gay and we know we’re clapping [ __ ] you hanky i thought that you i was going to clap when you clapped but you never know

Good job could you stop sounding like a [ __ ] masturbating monkey please stop [ __ ] being a [ __ ] no you’re quiet you’re [ __ ] good i wonder does this actually affect the integrity of the bow i believe it does okay good to know why did everything disappear on my map

I do not know hinky i’m scared my characters are invincible now are you wait are you playing gta aren’t you there’s been an error with the session yeah if i get banned because my [ __ ] stomach is uh yeah not there i’m going to be mad and chad mad sad sad mad exactly dead

I’m gonna blow up jimmy because it’s fun you just made me remember remember something jimmy’s dead i shot him at the rpg why’d you shoot jimmy why’d you shoot jimmy he was unarmed and now i should you twicey man that where the [ __ ] are you

Fighting for me if you were to have sex with one person in gta who would you have sex with like gta 5 i know that’s for sure why because you believe she has a cds no she’s ugly oh she’s ugly okay that makes sense did you know

There’s literally a wall in that is actually indestructible in the house of michael oh yeah oh yeah tom do you even play did you fill your [ __ ] entire mind with cobblestone to try and block me off maybe maybe not why should you why are you using cobblestone use something else because he doesn’t

Have anything else but [ __ ] cobblestone because he doesn’t have a pick because i took his pick are you sure about that oh god he has a pit you forget i can [ __ ] craft to pick you dumbass oh it’s not even hard to grasp and dig son of a [ __ ] hey hey hey

Hey that’s the truth where the [ __ ] did you go did you [ __ ] leave are you still here you know no actually i have no idea yeah now but has he got a monkey no that would be his sister so he’s got a monkey yes well i mean i’ve got a sister

I’ve just realized that i have been jump sprinting and i have no food i am a [ __ ] idiot [ __ ] sake actually no that’s not entirely true i do have food i have your farm and the carrots that you [ __ ] took from me i have all the carrots that you [ __ ]

Son of a [ __ ] are you invisible are you [ __ ] invisible [ __ ] off yes you are i don’t know what i’m starting to stop no i dug out how it doesn’t show what you [ __ ] dug out yeah i know because i covered where i dug out up with what i dug to the side

And then i covered it up with the brown puy bit oh you mean the [ __ ] the terracotta the terracotta no no no no the um diorite or whatever it is diorite at the end of the cobble oh you mean the granite yeah ah [ __ ] you son of a [ __ ]

So now you [ __ ] off with my diamonds and my [ __ ] like a prick oh you oh my mine i mined up the first [ __ ] five so you sir prick oh you are bastard i am miles away oh i just realized something i have just realized something ah that i can do

Yeah that’s it okay wait which one is it is it this one yes this one but i need to say you’re not allowed to tp then come back with my [ __ ] otherwise i’m keeping you into the [ __ ] pool of lava and then you’ll burn no no no don’t pee pee me don’t don’t

Come back with my [ __ ] i’m miles you [ __ ] murdered me for [ __ ] diamonds for one diamond that i took compensation because you try to [ __ ] murder me you son of a [ __ ] i know because you were trying to kill me what do you mean because you you tried to kill me you’re [ __ ]

My animal because you were trying to kill me and i ended up killing you i didn’t get i didn’t try to kill you what are you talking about when did i try and kill you i mean after the fight for the diamonds please please explain well don’t turn cheats on and don’t tp

Okay then get your [ __ ] fat ass back here and give me my diamonds you son of a [ __ ] and my tools oh you sir are an [ __ ] well either way if you tp me to a lava pool then won’t you just die and lose all of the diamonds

No because then the second you die i’ll just chuck down a bucket of water have you taken some of my [ __ ] as well no i haven’t i don’t i only picked myself okay you can tp over to me i’ll give you your stuff and then keep

Keep inventory and then uh i’ll go and make a base somewhere else or you can come back or you can come back here no just set your spawn at the village no no and i’ve already done it you could walk your fat ass back here and give you

Back machine no i know but i’m in a spruce forest i can’t breathe yeah i’m miles away i’m literally like okay do do you remember your coordinates do you do you remember your coordinates no how do you not you can see your coordinates what do you

Mean i know i can never remember them though okay clever guy that’s true you are you are very much [ __ ] [ __ ] uh i am what oh my god i’ve jus i’ve just seen your microsoft account green green helmet helmet man green helmet man [ __ ] hell i cannot [ __ ] read or speak today [ __ ]

Yes that was my original name on ps4 If you listen very closely you will hear the sounds of a banshee child screaming at the top of her [ __ ] lungs uh wait what’s the cheat for me to keep inventory activate cheats there we go keep inventory and now i go on to my friend’s server bye

I just realized that he was on you’re an ass you you sir are on massive massive ass i know i i i know next time i come onto your server which will probably the next time you come onto the server i’m going to [ __ ] kill you i’m

Going to steal all that [ __ ] back and make sure you never see the [ __ ] i’ll log on now again and then i’ll give you back your stomach you sir are an ass oh [ __ ] wow wow and now i know the coordinates okay give me give me my ship give me my

Diamonds and give me my [ __ ] yeah no no that’s compensation sir that is well deserved it’s the first time shut the [ __ ] up and then you can have and that you can have i believe i had an iron sword An iron sword really you want the [ __ ] iron sword back you can really make it like easily you’re like i want my iron sword yeah i want my [ __ ] back because he [ __ ] stole it from me this sort of [ __ ] oh my god what’s wrong with my gta

What is wrong with you gta why the [ __ ] you actually no this is this is a very good trade i do actually need a lot of this uh a lot of this [ __ ] okay that’s also my iron back uh anything else that you stole from me

That is my mama i didn’t really have a bow oh that’s also mine but yeah this is [ __ ] i stole something from you did you just murder this entire village and take it’s did you just take it no you didn’t no there’s still loads of people in it

It’s just i have no idea where they are actually this is actually a good place to make a base because then you can just [ __ ] trade with the villagers yeah i know but you’re not living here right no i’m just stealing a bunch of [ __ ] pumpkin pie from the villagers oh i need

I will fry because pumpkin pie so you’re telling me if you went to a village that i lived in and you stole pumpkin pot and you saw pumpkin pie and you didn’t want to steal it you you wouldn’t steal it you’re kidding me also uh there’s there was an iron sword and

Iron pickaxe in this chest i took the iron sword because i was gonna give it to you here’s the iron excuse sword welcome oh what is this place this is this [ __ ] yeah i’m just looking around here i’m not actually going to live here yeah actually it would it would be a

Good idea to live here because then you could just constantly trade with villages oh you got you got three looms oh god that is a lot of potatoes there’s a lot of bread and that is a lot of [ __ ] wait can i have the potatoes yeah you can have the potatoes

Yeah and there’s a lot of potatoes in here anyway so you can survive off of that for a while also pumpkins also also a lot of pumpkins over here as well yeah i know i’m i’m trying to get as many pumpkins as i can wait what do you how do you craft

Pumpkin pies again uh i believe you need obviously pumpkin and you need sugar i could potentially just use my sugarcane that i have okay hold on uh before you kill me did i put keep inventory on [ __ ] let me see uh yes yes i did indeed do you want to quickly

Murder me tom so that way i can get back to the base or to my base i would love to marry you of course shut the [ __ ] up actually wait hold on i’m taking these oh oh wait my my base is great don’t wait hold on don’t you live in a mountain mountain

Me yeah yeah yeah wait i don’t think i do no i’m talking i’m talking hanky don’t you live in a mountain i’m not i’m not the same server but i’m on uh actually where i’ll i’ll die back in the mountain you have some sort of cave design that you like

Yeah i [ __ ] loved it it was beautiful that’s a very quick way to end it oh yeah i uh i just found suicide bomber then i immediately killed myself uh deactivate cheats do you know how to [ __ ] sort of [ __ ] with that [ __ ] very long i i recall you being up there for

Quite a while and every time i was like please can you start again because then you can finish it it’s still not finished yeah it’s still not finished you know what later on we’ll i’ll actually hop on and then you can finish it yeah the problem is i don’t have

Minecraft on there we can wait we have minecraft on the cd or not yeah i have minecraft on disk is that supposed to be angry birds i don’t know i don’t know why but it just reminded me of angry birds when you started singing that

How did that for me it didn’t sound even close to them i don’t know why but played angry birds like four years ago i think mine i think the last time i played angry birds was about five years ago maybe six seven yeah me too i kind of lost interest of uh angry

Birds after the second film because the second film was just [ __ ] let’s we can all agree yeah the first one was all right the second one was entirely [ __ ] [ __ ] um i don’t watch any of them oh yeah no that’s actually fine that’s fine the first one again was all

Right the sec it was the second one that [ __ ] it i know that they exist but i didn’t watch them like should i watch it nah if you want to it depends i can’t remember what a streaming platform it’s on though i have a streaming platform pretty

Easily you can watch everything uh it i think it’s it’s probably on netflix i’m not entirely sure though if it’s on netflix i guess netflix who doesn’t have netflix uh me well i don’t have it anymore because of uh quarantine and lack of money due to quarantine and covered

We all been there we are being there and if they say they haven’t then they’re either elon musk or [ __ ] well of course rich people aren’t going to have [ __ ] trouble because they’re [ __ ] rich well i know that’s why i said if you’re a british like what you are british right i said

Rich not british oh you said british i was like wait wait what are you a [ __ ] what the [ __ ] just because we’re british doesn’t mean we’re all rich well i was like well no you’re living i was like you say everybody yeah yeah it’s hard to play it’s hard to

Believe that you live in spain because you don’t speak spanish i do speak spanish it’s just that i don’t speak spanish to you because if i did you wouldn’t understand the single [ __ ] thing that i would say when i can speak dutch to you speak spanish what is

The best part is tom doesn’t know what i said and it’s brilliant you’re gonna have to figure that out do anyone who speaks spanish i mean i i’m still very [ __ ] horrible but speaking spanish i’m i can’t [ __ ] remember half the words uh but yes do any spanish people or any people that

Uh can speak spanish don’t tell them well i currently got three people and in saying that they’re probably going to leave ichanky he is the famous russian hinky yeah okay you know i’m going to ignore the way that he said that but he isn’t he is the russian henke he

Is the russian hanky that would be a dog well to the people that are currently watching this please uh follow me because i am i am very desperate for followers at this point i i will do that he doesn’t have any followers i know

And it makes me sad i mean i got a few i got like six but that’s it that’s it i don’t know if any of these guys are my current followers if you are because i’m not even streaming on twitter i know yeah but if any of these people

Are currently watching are my current followers thank you for following and thank you for watching me yeah you probably have something else better to do but uh thank you anyway for watching just the way that you said that was just the funniest thing i know i think you have something better

To do with that thank you i mean i mean they they could do something else that’s that’s way more fun but they’re just sitting here watching me and i and i appreciate that thank you you’re sitting here but still how you said it was like some

Dude with no money but he has money all right to explain yeah i i understand what you mean yeah oh my god no i have a glitch outfit but i cannot glitch any do anything on it because then yeah the outside goes away but i even think work yeah you close the door

I’m in a dead village i want to make a reference to a certain person that died in a favorite series of mine to be honest if you haven’t watched scheme of thrones then you are not human because that scene is the best thing okay okay i’m not human then

No you you are you a human hanky but uh tom on the other hand no he is not human he is he’s a heartless man of stone i’m kidding i’m kidding i’m kidding how am i supposed to be what it’s [ __ ] yeah i know okay wait lala uh not lyla [ __ ] hanky

Uh who do you think is worse tom you haven’t tom do you do you remember when we were um going for keith right and he killed and lilac killed us with the multiple cocktail oh i remember that yeah that’s good those were good old days those were the good old days

Now that was still a nice guy though not too [ __ ] oh of course not to me he’s a [ __ ] prick when it comes to me that’s true i mean you you you constantly like 50 of time you’ve been a prick to me another 50 of the time you’re actually being nice

To me and actually agreeing with me on certain things i’m just joking for you in this yeah i know it’s a very [ __ ] [ __ ] night i mean i’m i’m actually thankful that he’s not in the party right now so he can so people can’t hear what he usually says because literally

All he says is like weird nazi racist [ __ ] i mean he doesn’t know he doesn’t joke he does it in jokes he’s not like he’s not like a [ __ ] um nazi yeah he’s not like a kkk member even even though he says that he runs the kkk

Yeah that’s true that that’s what i’ve been saying for the past [ __ ] five years you’ve known him for five years no i was making a joke i was making a joke because he only had i’ve known him for about one year i was going to make a joke about how um

The fbi and i have been spying on him me and fbe not not only that but he has he has a weird thing where he thinks that he’s one of the greatest war criminals and he he constantly makes [ __ ] jokes about how he he’s been in the hague

For [ __ ] sake it’s loud now yeah i know but still he is he is mentally ill he is incredibly mentally ill and he needs to go to a [ __ ] uh mental asylum well what do you think all of us have been doing for the past two years fair point fair point

Oh my god sticks obsidian in the chest sticks obsidian oh oh wait where you live oh six i thought i thought you said sticks there for a second me too no i’m not weird i was not the only one said you were not the only one okay good [ __ ]

One thing that does make me sad uh this year though uh we we did lose uh bishop to the um for some for some unknown reason i don’t know why yeah [ __ ] that dude what do you mean [ __ ] that dude it was bishop man oh no not bishop i mean there’s other dudes

Oh no yeah no he’s a piece of [ __ ] he deserved to [ __ ] die in a hole and not only that dude but other dudes that took over the clan yep them too them two they [ __ ] took over he’s not a nice guy he’s a [ __ ]

[ __ ] i love i also love the fact that we’re just being mean to tom and we’re not [ __ ] responding to him even though he’s like sorry tom sorry you were saying about your obsidian yes i’m saying my obsidian has now been snatching oh no no there’s no keep inventory i i took

That off the second i got home oh i’m gonna dance with somebody oh my gosh actually i need to sleep go to sleep go to sleep this is very nice land okay get out of bed i think i think you mean get into bed if i got out of bed

You wouldn’t have the glorious get out a bed no you said get out of bed i heard you say get out of bed ah son of a [ __ ] i didn’t do anything you son of a [ __ ] you know what me no no me no no no

Does anyone want to know why we call henke uh the russian hanky why me no because he acts like a [ __ ] russian and every time we give him a bottle of vodka he he acts even more like a russian why are you giving him a bottle of vodka because it’s russia’s national drink

Honestly if there was uh vodka and minecraft hanky would install it and never stop playing it that is what i believe see he even agrees with me oh yes i got to try from the track oh please tell me it’s good durability okay but i can put mending on it if i

Ever get amending them now i’m just hoping to dear god that i get amending them or i can’t get an answer god doesn’t exist he never has what did he say god doesn’t exist why did he tell you yeah i said god don’t resist you [ __ ] rednecks

He is too he’s too that’s true that’s true that doesn’t not exist if he exists the people that prayed for covert 19 to end would have been right and they wouldn’t have abandoned their religion this is act this is actual fact this is something that actually happened i’m not even joking

Did people abandon god because i’ve covered yeah yeah because they were praying for kobe to end and it never ended no but that’s a problem god let it go that’s just stupid the reason why if god was literally good you want to let some people die or something

If there aren’t okay if you wanted to uh let people die he would have done what he did with noah and the two animals thing do you know what that would have been blood flood the world and let no uh yeah yeah yeah you would have done that

Okay [ __ ] i’m gonna take a screenshot for my uh gta character we need to say if it’s nice okay uh i wish i could show it on stream but i can’t because every time i uh don’t go in the game it just [ __ ] uh yeah let’s cut it off here oh

This is an unloaded villager i mean it’s got a bunch of farms don’t you like it do you mind explaining to me where your upper body went besides your hand and head it went to god it went to god as much as i do respect other people for

Believing into their religion and i would not uh tell them to [ __ ] off for the religion i i do i do not believe that any of the gods are real i do not believe that any god is real i don’t i don’t believe allah is real i don’t believe [ __ ]

God is real uh what other gods are there that exists but uh aren’t real every i just re i just realized that i support people worshiping their gods and now i’m saying that uh they [ __ ] don’t exist but if people believe that those gods exist then they believe what they

Believe in i’m not gonna say either way i’m not gonna say otherwise that Their problem but still it does not exist so just just take a moment to listen yeah enough i’m just [ __ ] speaking at this point i’m not [ __ ] thinking but yeah i i do if a person believes an original uh religion that i can’t [ __ ] speak today christ okay we know [ __ ] christ

Um but if a person believes in he can’t speak except you can’t even speak either so shut the [ __ ] up i just said i’m kind of thankful that he can’t speak anyway um if a person believes in a religion i’m not gonna diminish their hopes for that religion but

In my own opinion i do not believe in god i do not believe in any gods i’m just i’m just trying to [ __ ] the same dude i’m just trying to specify that i i’m not trying to diminish people’s beliefs in religion you’re saying i’m saying that either doesn’t know how to talk

I’m done talking you idiots i just said i just said something that could have been interpreted two ways and um all and uh people didn’t i didn’t want people to misunderstand what i meant fletcher fetching table see there’s a bb head where’s the fletcher i’m not a pp head

You are pvp had russian hindi nah how can you say that to hanky i’m sorry hanky i didn’t mean it uh okay okay this guy is getting dropped Okay but yes to the current viewers that are watching this if you would like to um if you are not currently following me please do i would very much appreciate it also uh please spread the word of my uh shitty very shitty twitch channel so people can at least give me hope

For a future in twitch streaming if not i’ll probably be very [ __ ] depressed i know i’m stupid that’s that’s why i did that um at least i’m not getting ads to get um twitch uh viewer bots and [ __ ] at least i’m playing for that uh where’s somebody who are about [ __ ]

So that’s west that’s north no no they’re not thank you very much uh [ __ ] you oh they’re not that strong okay uh what the f oh i still can [ __ ] lava block okay now i can probably take this it’d probably be a good idea if i actually started hunting as well

I’ll drop that put that on my hot bar lead a random villager villager there’s a lot of horses pumpkins uh i need food i need i need food uh-huh i wonder if i’m enough to make a fishing rod then i can start fishing and have some peaceful bliss

In fact i’m gonna do that now and i’m gonna do something else oh i’m a [ __ ] what did you do hanky i don’t know i made an outfit with the ice [ __ ] on excellent and then everything goes away ah but not that hard i’m still surprised these viewers are

Still here i am actually surprised i’m surprised they haven’t left my own girlfriend no because my girlfriend my mother don’t know that i have a street uh twitch channel was saying yet maybe i told him uh you couldn’t have because you don’t have my mother’s contact information or my girlfriend’s contact information

Your grandma or my grandmother yeah i bashed my uncle tight i i packed my own coffee of course she is she’s a sister no one likes your sister to the viewers who are watching this this is actual fact he does not like his sister none of us like his sisters no one does

Because i think i think it’s we don’t like yours or loudly system mainly because if i recall correctly they both scream like [ __ ] banshees like if you heard them scream your ears would be bleeding that is how loud they scream yes thomas thomas please please sleep i want i want

The night to end just kidding get worked on for You’re a nice guy thank you hanky you beautiful son of a [ __ ] thank you shut the [ __ ] up i’m being nice to the son of a [ __ ] i take that back kinky you are not the son of a beach why did that sound why did you say to me

Uh wait what do i need to make the fishing rod again i need some tools get some tools i need okay i’m missing a stick okay where is a fleet actually you know what i hate this village like fletcher not a fleeter it’s a fletcher yes shut up

They’re so annoying that you always try to and that’s how he said i found a family annoying always i’m sorry but i i just hate it when people mispronounce things i like [ __ ] sheldon cooper from [ __ ] um the big bang theory yeah i love that film or not film seriously yes

Yes yep the serious little shall be right it was it was a good series i i hate i hate the fact that it’s now gone makes me sad when it’s not gone you can still watch it yeah yeah you can still watch it but i mean like it’s it’s it’s ended

The series has ended there are no more series yeah there’s no there there’s no more there’s already watch out there you cannot watch anything did i just get did i just get a bowl i just got a bowl episodes in one series i mispronounced that there’s 15 yeah

Yeah you know what if if you go back and watch like the first episodes you’ll you will just see the difference between the um the quality of it from then and now and it is so so like holy [ __ ] yeah it’s so [ __ ] old i mean it’s a brilliant show but you can

Tell how old it is just by the premiere episode premiere yes the premiere now is it is a premiere or no it’s pilot episode sorry i [ __ ] i [ __ ] mispronounce it it’s the pirate it’s a pilot episode How’s the premiere going i will [ __ ] shoot you something [ __ ] shut the [ __ ] up yeah you know you’re joking yeah i meant to say pilot episode okay shut the [ __ ] up premiere video uh where is that is uh underwater zombie cave are there any shipwrecks you’ve probably got more diamonds by now

Oh i’ve already got full diamond gear of course you have like full diamond tools not full diamond armor jesus who do you think i am i really think i can be bothered well to be fair though you did have a lot of diamonds so okay oh god why

Why am i laggy why am i lagging around here i swear the point of you streaming was just so then you can like um i can’t [ __ ] i’m [ __ ] stuck i can’t move yeah something random as i said um and then now he’s doing this i’m just doing this stupid [ __ ] yeah

Oh [ __ ] [ __ ] trying harder no are you in the sea yes yes you’ve got to admit though when i when i am boarded it all up and then covered up where i went out oh [ __ ] [ __ ] that was that was a big brain play because you didn’t even realize it

No because i thought you were stuck down there and you were mining your way out besides i didn’t know you had any other materials beside gravel and if you did [ __ ] escape then i would have seen it yeah i know but i did escape and you didn’t see it

Until you came out but i came out i think i came out like five times and i was constantly going through the chest so i was like how the [ __ ] the second i got up i was like how the [ __ ] did you escape oh just just think outside the box honestly

It’s pretty easy he’s a legend he’s a uh [ __ ] i’m going to send more of my outfits that are glitched okay hello dolphins nice to see you maybe if it looks bad i’m gonna say [ __ ] off because it took like two hours to make all of them but why

Did you spend two hours making [ __ ] outfits why because i like to make outfits in this game something wrong with me i know there we go there’s my slapping area and now i need to get the duffel bags and do the duffel bags on it and that’s gonna take i like two hours

To do you like those hits wait uh i haven’t checked them yet um i can change your settings because i don’t think you did uh what keep inventory no like i want to check if it does i didn’t turn anything off i just left it as it was i left all the settings

At normal normal except except for the cheats i did turn those off but still can you make me operate because i wanna check it there is something because for some reason oh hold on you will need to know um because it makes time flippy i haven’t done anything to you

Yeah i know so i don’t know i don’t know wait do you know how to make me operate yeah i know how to make you operator it’s just that no offense but considering that you [ __ ] murdered me earlier i do not trust you with [ __ ] operator privileges

I just want to check if there’s a setting geez okay which settings setting what setting do you think it is keep inventory no tell me tell me what setting you want me to check the tick speed tick speed hold on excuse me No excuse for you [ __ ] um where’s my car there it is okay smelting up a time so i can get a bucket and get more obsidian and then i can make another portal and then i can go to another and get some good oh you do like green

What a water bugger than lava Yeah i know but i already have i already have eight obsidian do you have a village nearby yeah i do but it’s not got any um blacksmith try to take them Okay yeah i know um i’ve already got no not tnt oh text speed not kicks oh my god no it is tick speed see this is why you could have just easily made me operator and it would have been so much easier wait [ __ ] wrong one

So lala how do you how long do you think this will take you to figure out what tick speed is i don’t see anything okay spell it out for me what what is tick speed yeah there’s nothing there’s nothing called very bottom and it’s not on cheese okay hold on

I didn’t see ticks i looked up and down the entire menu i did not see it fine then just make me operate a really quick no no because i don’t trust you for right now [ __ ] steal [ __ ] are you [ __ ] killing me or something how can i kill you i’m literally i you

Could [ __ ] teleport me some [ __ ] no i can’t oh my god you can do slash okay yeah take speed is one okay [ __ ] destroy you [ __ ] are you gonna die tom please go to sleep no yes then they manage outside your window nila oh and i need water there and break this

Well i would work faster if my [ __ ] controller wasn’t glitchy as [ __ ] then if you actually went to sleep so that way i wouldn’t have to worry about [ __ ] zombies and enemies in the night yeah yeah yeah [ __ ] can’t run why can’t i run dutch means how much obsidian do i have

I have 10 obsidian make another yes if this is what i meant by your behind i’ve already got another one yeah i don’t really care mainly because i like to take my time you’re just trying to speed run yeah speed run from the wind [ __ ]

And of course he leaves why can’t i run what the [ __ ] he sped run that that leave button you speed around that uh that leave party okay now i’m scared what um you know you’re mine right okay so you know that in like that really long flat bit that you made yeah

Yes all right there’s a bit of a dark spot at the entrance right and the second i walked past it i heard this ominous as [ __ ] music oh i know that yeah that always happens whenever you go into somewhere like dark that’s the thing though that’s the thing though it’s it’s lit up

It’s not really that dark it’s lit up well it’s just your life [ __ ] if i had died it would have said i would have died good point now i’m sad that you didn’t goddamn i’ve already got the nether going into the nether room i do not care i wish it would tell us

Uh you know how on pc whenever we do an achievement uh it immediately tells us when we’re in a game you know yeah i know it does it’s just because when you turn cheats on it turns off things so yeah that’s why i hate chase cha hates

I need a banner that’s what i needed i hate i hate having to get banners okay i just made a shield for nothing no just kidding i’m going to the nether and i’m not going to go to sleep just so you know because i want you to die you do realize i

I know for a fact that you’re in the bed right now i know you’re in the bed right now you just said that you’re in the bed yeah no i saved my respawn point oh did you mine up your bed after you set your respawn point no okay good why no reason

Don’t tp timmy if i tp to you i would have tp’ed immediately why the [ __ ] i [ __ ] hate this [ __ ] this is annoying what did it fail to tp to your destiny no the fact that my [ __ ] [ __ ] game won’t let me [ __ ] sprint you see my character and it’s that

Character only appears when it says that you’re sprinting but i’m not sprinting uh it’s a setting i had that it doesn’t look like you’re sprinting but you’re going the same speed okay there we go now i can keep on mining if i don’t mine into lava that is

Oh my god i hate this what mining the other way i can’t mine without um going into lava apparently oh great and i don’t need the lava anymore because i’ve already got my nether portal set up and i’ve got three obsidian spare oh i’ll get a farm ready that’s all i

Need to do thank you rejoined hello henke hello why did you leave internet connection problem ah why did you leave i didn’t leave okay oh what’s this testing for what what will this work i hate that i [ __ ] that’s so stupid that’s just so stupid what stupid face no the um

Fact that i can put birch wood into the furnace but i can’t actually uh burn it so i can make charcoal that sounds gay that is gay just like [ __ ] [ __ ] you it sounds serious it sounds sick it sounds loud get a bucket of water and get a goddamn hoe Hello What did i just hear from your sister my brother oh that’s your brother i thought that was your sister not macaroni hot dog macaroni we him inside really not wanting to say it but him because he screams literally if you say don’t do that or something

He doesn’t he’s gonna do it he’s like [ __ ] or something you know so basically so it’s the basically if he says i’m gonna break my mother he’s gonna do it no at least if you say like he’s literally gonna say [ __ ] you or something and he’s doing red [ __ ] sometimes i’m like

Because today i needed to go to the store right it was the first time we were in the party today okay you left but i was quiet because i needed to go to the store but you were gone so i couldn’t say anything i go to the store with him he’s

Literally running around and i need to chase him they’re [ __ ] the whole store oh my god and then he’s like oh no i want that i want that i give him his breath thingy what he wants because i had five or five euros yeah i’m pretty sure he’s not

Um on tourette’s i’m just i just think he’s [ __ ] i’ve got nothing against retired kid of people but i think he is [ __ ] no i think he is rich but i think but laulau really likes people because my mom says she stops wearing and then he’s like no [ __ ] you

Or something like that and like it’s it’s not that it’s doing it like on purpose or something um okay uh son of a [ __ ] you took my [ __ ] carrots i believe you did because i don’t have my carrots i don’t have carrots anymore well either way there’s a farm right

Next to you yeah i know but i wanted to [ __ ] plant the carrots myself and start growing my own carrots yeah i know but they’ll plant some more there so you can get some carrots there be grateful that i didn’t take your base what do you mean be grateful that you

Didn’t take my advice there’s no base to take good point i want to have minecraft now why so so you can bully me no then i can help you believe the other dude oh that’d be nice thank you i knew sophia elizabeth oh wait oh yeah he’s got r6

Oh yeah in my personal opinion henke is a big big tryhard i mean glad sometimes you have the platinum trophy on r6 yeah i call that a big big sweat okay i’m gonna look for you when i hit it okay okay uh what was it doing oh yeah

You know i played that game for literally two years straight every day you did not tell me that now i’m very terrified and then i stopped because i disliked it because they changed so many things That’s just the game for you do you know what i would have liked to have done i would have liked to play as uh either bandit or yeah hey what i ate the game 2019 wow just amazed and [ __ ] myself i thought that was like 2018 or something or 17 maybe

You know it’s already like yeah the time goes fast yeah because 2021 already honestly yes what’s 9 plus 10 21 damn right there right what what’s nine first the sophia elite i think is okay looking it’s not it’s bad so yeah i joked it’s bad as hell

Why is there no it’s tomb raider it’s like tomb raider but it’s over here oh no it’s it’s like a ripoff version of tomb raider plus treatment it’s just a [ __ ] okay this tomb raider plus street fighter but in like a street fighter yeah i know but like it’s like a ripoff version

Yeah okay question uh this question is specifically for henke not for you tom uh if you’d have sex with uh one character in r6 who do you have sex with of course you’re the ash you’re you’re the ash family cash main shut up i’m not your finish

No it’s going to be um i have 40 hours nice and 400 hours in just the whole game not that much if i think about it i don’t know i think mine would be cali why is there just a random sheep inside my house you know what did you leave your door open

I would pick [ __ ] that’s actually thinking no no no uh she knows she’s just now my hostage uh she she knows what i like in r6 and that’s why she uh cosplays oh my god um [ __ ] the thing is i’ve got too many maybe

No no no no no as much as i like deckaby no not that could be um [ __ ] i’m going to have to go with iq because i i don’t i don’t know why but i found iq i know it already you said it once yeah i i find iq

Sexy i don’t know why i just do i i think i have a thing for blondes i i think i have to check she has had given that me but okay i actually want to ask my viewers but i doubt that they’ll actually tell us if you’re legend you’re typing right now

Yeah boy i got a thing for i got a thing for iq i’m coming with my ash ready [ __ ] hands to your house and i’m gonna [ __ ] 360 no scoop you with glass black guys yeah i [ __ ] know i hate my controller i hate you i hate you more i hate you more

Hanky his name is [ __ ] hanky you prick his name is jason yeah he keeps [ __ ] everything yeah because because we call you because you fitz suits you we i mean we know we know your real name but i i prefer to call you hanky cause you know the russian hanky uh

Bit because i call you [ __ ] they’re not perry you son of a [ __ ] you just [ __ ] wait his name’s harry yeah my name is harry oh hello you already know hi harry hello please don’t call me by my actual name i’m going to uh his name is cameron and that

Apparently means we’re not going to say his real name because it’s the [ __ ] game’s name not not only that but this it actually means crooked nose i wish i was joking i wish i was joking it means it’s just garen crooked nose we’re not even joking we are actually

Serious we are gonna we’re gonna we’re gonna make a promise to each other but if laula was gonna join the next party we’re gonna call him karen yes [ __ ] yes used to annoy him you know what i mean yeah absolutely yeah mostly you yeah mostly me because he

Loves picking on me i don’t know why because it’s funny to pick on you it’s not funny to pick on me i will stab you damn that goes too far i’ve already been stopped have you what why why would you want to be stabbed i’m gonna assume to get out of school is

That correct well and covered and covered you do realize if you get stabbed you will have to go to a hospital and you know what they do at hospitals i mean oh die okay you want to die now i don’t know don’t don’t don’t worry this this is the usual thing that

Happens with us i’m on our shoes if burke gets on he will maybe be a little bit pissed at me what if burke gets it um if he gets on and he goes to shadow boy he’s going to be a bit pissed at me he doesn’t even gonna choose

What’s happened oh i seized this fortress and by the way i’m on our six okay the captain’s name is kevin i call him berkman because yes yeah i know you’re on the island i don’t know i know you call them captain but i call him burke

Yeah i deleted it for space because i also have assassin’s creed games for instance i got a syndicate and uh i hate you and i’m on friends and i hope you die you know my little brother has the same name as me on playstation are you actually serious yeah he wants

The same name as me so i did the same name but only the problem is my e you know in hanky yeah i deleted it because uh yeah what did you literally just delete it now no well then how do you know about the new sofia release

Uh do i have pickaxe on me no i don’t so i’m gonna probably make this a little mini for out of dirt and wood because i need to go take a piss right now it’s horrible [ __ ] wow it really is horrible maybe excuse me dirty shot i’m just gonna that what games

I have um black ops cold war battlefield 5 yeah i just i just sold my cold war okay i’m back by the way what do you guys think of the new uh crimson heist uh expansion not expansion but uh we all can do what no no payday 2. that is something

That we can actually do but wait tom you have payday too don’t you yes we can do it problem is i haven’t played in a while so i will be out of uh yeah shut the [ __ ] up i know i know you hate it that’s why i said it i know oh

[ __ ] yes [ __ ] why are you dark while in every game i am not shut the [ __ ] up no but you are yeah i mean let’s all be honest it’s trashing every game he really is yeah tom it’s okay rainbow no he’s not actually though i have something from rainbow that says otherwise

Oh i was one time on top of the leaderboard no actually i actually um i got an email from yusuf saying that i did exponentially well as a character in a match i can’t remember which character though by who who said it i said i got an email from ubisoft

Ubisoft itself no not a paid actor [ __ ] off you know they just do that for fun let the person feel good no that is i don’t believe you [ __ ] off i don’t believe you okay let me have my moment you [ __ ] but seriously though i i am actually good at r6

How many emails i got i’m guessing 50. next one or something oh i got 69 i don’t know about you guys of course he picks the most [ __ ] obvious number wow thanks for being original it is the obvious number me no [ __ ] 69 [ __ ] yes the funny number no it’s the most

Obvious number it’s the dumbest number you’re the dumbest number i have yeager black eyes i have a brain i just make 11 black eyes i have um i have two brains black ones less black guys get pistol black eyes yeah yeah probably for the secondary lmg black ice

Um let’s have more of that guys i have mp7 black eyes i have rooks i have the mp5 black eyes i have um i scuffed this entire uh guys do you have zero okay uh i believe i have four i have um 12 gauge pump action shotgun mp5k

Uh i don’t count them because they’re shotguns and i hate using shotguns in the game are you shocked i rarely use shotguns but i use them and they are quite good actually depending on the situation of course yeah but you cannot choose the situation which is always fun to have yeah i know

Submachine gun or in there yeah but for instance say we’re defending that a lot of people would like it if there was an operator with a minigun no nobody likes it if you’re gonna hate it it’s just like clash haters gonna hey hey hey hey oh [ __ ] okay

Set your mind two three four five oh jesus knight i am very [ __ ] at building goddammit uh you just remind me of a robot chicken skit that was [ __ ] the last thing is in dutch do you want to sing it in dutch oh okay never sing it in dutch again

Why not because i don’t want to [ __ ] hear you singing again what should i say in dutch i hate three years old carry it hmm ah you know this [ __ ] doesn’t mean that me okay oh yeah i know i i yeah i forgot that um coco means chef or cook cook

You said it perfectly in dutch thank you sir i’ve been practicing my dutch okay okay can you say this that means cancer teeth it’s a meme in that if if you want let burke left you need to say actually didn’t you try and make me say this earlier like

A while ago yeah but you didn’t want to say it now yeah because because i didn’t trust you on what it uh what it was now i know what it is it’s [ __ ] cancer teeth yeah and to me because then somebody wanted five euros from somebody

And he was like but you had so many things you can’t receive and really funny yeah maybe doesn’t sound funny but um just how he says it it’s funny in the oregon on the road again i can’t wait to get on the road again [ __ ] shut up you want to stay right from

Sorry how are you from yeah i can’t hear it because she was like on the road again He’s [ __ ] british mate he’s [ __ ] really smart he’s [ __ ] british mate the americans wasted the americans wasted a lot of good tea they did i want to say one thing why is in your country always people driving with no [ __ ] license and [ __ ] can you wait can you

Make me operator so i can turn up the tick speed and turn it back down do you know what i hate about um here we go see do you know what i hate about rainbow what do you hate about rainbow they make a dutch operator and they make her like a [ __ ] [ __ ]

Yeah i can’t remember her name and that that’s the worst part she’s a [ __ ] [ __ ] and she’s [ __ ] white as [ __ ] hell and she’s [ __ ] small and dutch people are big it makes no sense really rainbow the world is out of order but literally if she [ __ ] wins or

Something you know she’s [ __ ] letting your [ __ ] air show i know [ __ ] stay normal why did you gonna why did you immediately remind me of that why can’t you just be normal meme why you cannot be normal why can’t you just be normal i can’t believe you done this

Now i’ll be like when we smack him in the face uh what’s his name again what’s her name i can’t [ __ ] remember her name what uh the the dutch girl and rainbow i can’t remember her name yana yeah that’s it and and that’s not even a dutch name

That’s the russian name isn’t it i don’t know it’s not much so wait you’re telling me that they made a dutch operator and they don’t even give her a dutch name no that’s kind of sus yeah and she’s standing as a [ __ ] she’s small makes no sense the world is out of order

[ __ ] the world is i got him ordered i’ve never seen a dude again but i think he graduated from my school but i think he graduated from a school because he was black you know but he wasn’t we know oh oh god i am a very horrible builder

See do you know what we need to do what we need to get uh tony 23 members that have call of duty motherboard and then we can play uh warzone but then custom match i’m not really a fan of warzone i’m i’m not really a fan of any sort of new version

Yeah it’s funny because we go against friends to be honest though if anyone is willingly playing a part like a battle royale game now these days i just don’t want to be friends with them anymore ah except for you thank you as long as you don’t play because my little brother plays it

I’m sorry what what did you just say i play fortnite because my little brother plays it and he wants to play with me this is the easiest game i can learn him how to play and learn how to aim i’m sorry teach him teach him not learn him

[ __ ] christ i’m not the english shall we people on my age cannot even say [ __ ] hello hello is it me you’re looking forward yeah you got it of course i got it that’s baking that edge [ __ ] that was making it it was big yeah yeah emphasis on the ones

Hello from the i love the second that tom burns to death you start singing that perfectly timed Yellow from the other side did you try and swim in lava maybe i’ll take that as a yes yes i love the fact that i’ve been streaming for two hours and it has taken me this long to build a house i just started building a house oh i’ve already finished it

To to be fair before we know you’ve probably stolen the villager’s house and claimed as your own no no no no i’m building it inside of the i want to ask you said are there still two viewers no there’s no it’s been three it’s been three

Uh for a while oh my god one legends they still stayed they still stayed and i’m i’m actually happy that they’ve stayed i mean i’m a bit sad that the number hasn’t been going up but yeah that’s these three beautifully no no i’m actually serious if you want

You can go back and watch the stream one once i’m finished shut up no my gosh steal you have fun you have viewers okay yeah i got viewers i’m happy about the fact that now i’ve got viewers thank you beautiful people for staying and the second i say that they’re probably gonna work

On four accounts you’re watching on four accounts wait if you’re watching on four accounts and wouldn’t that mean i have four viewers nope it means that you have one viewer because the fourth is hacking you of course uh i need to [ __ ] build a roof

You haven’t built my home no i’ve i just said i’m still building the [ __ ] house i’ve been streaming for two hours and it’s taking me this long to actually start building a house i’ve just found in gta on the playstation 3 what there’s a haircut and then you go

Step in the box or something and then you fly through the metal what exactly is the point of hacking in every single game uh to make people feel bad as you say that you’re better than them even though you’re entirely [ __ ] [ __ ] fun hacks you have fun hexy up

Hugs that make makopi you know what that is true you do have fun hacks but uh just like just like the gta things yeah some of them are not fun but some of them are literally joking around or something i know what’s wrong oh [ __ ] i [ __ ] that up there goes the view

No i’m good yeah he probably had something else better to do it doesn’t it’s okay he stayed this long and i’m happy i’m happy if that person ever comes back to watch the rest of the stream i would like to thank him he probably won’t but uh yes thank you for staying this

Long you are truly a very nice person and i hope you it’s already gone i know i know but i you can he can come back and watch this you can do you really think you will okay no no up there goes there against the other one okay now now

I’m just down to one yeah i don’t know literally leaving on my account oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] hell you know i might actually end it soon i might end the stream soon [ __ ] why uh i might do a lot of [ __ ] i can’t remember one viewer yeah probably yeah just been there for

The whole ride i don’t know the last viewer has been here for the whole ride the the lion i mean that [ __ ] i’ll [ __ ] piss off zombie okay if you were you need to follow because then you can hear more of this piece of [ __ ] thank you thank you for your sincereness

Thank you you bastard what are we gonna call your followers i don’t know uh hell hounds considering that my channel is called hellhound hellhound yeah hellhounds yeah or help us see this pro here yeah my playstation name is the throw but my my new uh my twitch channel name and uh

Youtube channel name uh hellhound mainly because i love the concept of the hellhound i’m gonna use this wooden shovel that i accidentally made because i thought i needed to zombies not you shouldn’t need to downgrade down a black tree and play yeah we we should do that

That’s probably i was looking for my blackboard screen my yeah i will call it uh account library library only problem is it was not in there why was it not in there i don’t know did i go to the places well i looked it up i couldn’t even buy it or something

Pretty weird wait can’t someone like remove it from your account can’t someone like uh remove it from your account like the the game no but yeah but still if i go there you know what i mean i still can need to buy it and if i

Bought it it’s in my library you cannot get things out of my library no that’s weird man i don’t know what to tell you and i’ve now just lost my crafting table i believe yep i lost my crafting table at least i was able to save my furnaces before the explosion

Calm down on roblox and then play dd oh god that just reminds me of uh when we were playing d-day uh death match on far cry yeah and me my helicopter yeah and i should make my sister real hard you’re not supposed to say it man oh

I beat her up out of my room you abused your sister okay she literally grabbed my hair as i put it on it and i grabbed her hair eventually because it was like it’s not fair and i grabbed her hair and then literally when she was gone this is my [ __ ]

Whole bed was with her hair yeah i cannot it’s fun to beat up your sister i wouldn’t know because i don’t have one and i really don’t want one and you don’t want to beat up your brother because you know you get beat up yeah no i already have brother and his perk

That’s what i mean you don’t want to beat him up because you know you get beat up no i wouldn’t i want to kill him i don’t want to beat him up i want to kill him because he’s a [ __ ] prick half the time then you take a shotgun or ak

I should say sausage and just look and then he’s gone and this is why we call him russian henke because he also chooses very specific russian weapons the eagle is very nice too oh doesn’t love the people true he doesn’t love the deal

Okay um i’m gonna do a lot of work on my on my banks off screen because three people watched me just absolutely [ __ ] do nothing for the past two hours yeah to be fair officially confirmed for 2023 yeah but i doubt like a lot of the voice actors will return because um

What’s it um uh overkill had a bit of a fallout with the guy who voiced wolf uh one dude or many more i i i don’t really listen to the voice actually yeah shame do we know what i hate what that cold war um how do i say that

The voice actor of um i’ve gotten on words yeah you got it boots actor voice actor changed oh yeah they didn’t even ask them first dude that always did the other ones did you did you look up why they did that or was it just well literally the dudes that did the

Other first thing she said like ah they didn’t even ask me you know and who the [ __ ] says which never says i’m a goddamn onion that makes no sense yeah yeah foods in that [ __ ] game is really weird too yeah if you know what i mean because he literally takes a [ __ ] yeah

Mannequin throws it on the ground first thing [ __ ] yeah woods knows if it’s a mannequin [ __ ] woods and woods is not going to say [ __ ] he’s an onion it’s woods goddang honestly yeah it’s it’s got that activision i hate them i hate them so much we’re destroying a beautiful game

And a beautiful franchise wait wait it’s over again because my little brother’s talking to me too it’s i said it’s uh it’s all um activision’s fault for destroying such a good game series i’m gonna sneeze in a minute is i’m gonna pay to win now thank you

Okay i think i might uh head off right now i’m gonna help my little brother for two seconds okay so um to the people who are watching this and uh to any of the people that come back here to watch the ending i would like to thank you

And the person that just joined uh i’m sorry to the person that just joined i’m about to end the stream i feel bad now if you want you can re-watch the entire stream it’s it’s perfectly fine but um anyway yeah thank you to the people who were

Watching this stream earlier uh you were very nice very kind uh and i’m very thankful that you actually stayed this long because people don’t really watch my streams so thank you and uh yeah bye bye stream i think because you’re thinking yeah i’m about i’m about to end it okay

So long farewell auf wiedersehen good night