Minecraft, With Upgraded Bosses…

This is a regular villager and this is an upgraded villager hey he’s killing me oh run run run i’ll protect you or protect you okay okay run run run run run he’s coming for me jay go oh keep joking i’m gonna make a graphic table no

I made a crossing table i didn’t i didn’t run i’ll oh god that was the worst place okay uh oh no no no no no come on come on get it get up get back jingle guess get one get one come on oh this is bad oh oh oh my god

Wait what dude i have so much stuff right now wait take this oh okay take this and take that bro are you kidding me we have an air sword a lava shield and water boots wait what’s good oh no no no no no no no no no no no no

No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no get him on how far don’t you oh okay yeah maybe i should maybe i shouldn’t wait punch me punch me you sure uh yeah yeah punch me punch Okay so jacob what is going on okay basically we can upgrade mobs so we’re gonna go through upgrade a ton of mobs and um yeah like this chicken can we upgrade them oh lord who knows well no the chicken’s dead now but no next we

Need to find the golem because we go oh no no no wait how did you not die oh it’s the water boots it’s got to be the water boots right let me try this oh oh yeah please wait okay i’m fine oh you landed on the water anyway so

You just defeated the purpose i’m just cracked you’re just yeah you you are just uh leave me alone all right you know what i’m gonna catch this catch this oh wait why did you dude we’re fine right does he take food okay i’m three hearts wait wait right

Set one fire set him on fire oh my god yes yes yes oh i’m on five hearts i’m on him i’m on him don’t worry wait so we can upgrade this guy yeah we have to kill him first so we have to start okay okay come on

I’m half a heart i’m actually half heart he’s coming for me help help help okay thank you just let him hit you set him on fire don’t oh my shield isn’t breaking dude this is good i can just wait one more smack one more time he’s down here oh yes okay

What so now we have the head we need to combine it with i think a copper block in the upgrader and then we get an upgraded golem and how do we make an upgrader we need some iron and some gold it’s like an anvil surrounded by gold

Okay fine well then let’s get mining all right in fact this is what we’re gonna do ready mine three two one boom cave easy work all right where are we going we just gotta get loads of iron iron and uh and copper and gold we need

31 iron total and then eight gold and we’re set oh there is gold copper and iron all over here oh perfect oh wait also you’ve got iron so you can make an iron pickaxe this feels like it’s gonna take a while i feel like we need another

Montage oh okay fine yeah i like that whoa that was intense what is wrong with you oh i need to smell all right we’ll put on it oh do you have coal no none i’ll be back you’re too late i’m putting it in which no no i’m getting the call oh you’ve

Missed your chance mate it’s already going i’ve got four pieces isn’t it enough is that is that enough have i done it no you failed you failed please i can’t take you back please i can do better hey there i i’ve landed next to lava

Don’t look at me like that oh zombie all right get out of here dude eat him just eat him you eat him i’m gonna craft up so we’re gonna get the anvil so it’s three blocks well that’s not enough is it well i’m trying man well try faster

It didn’t work it didn’t oh did it not let me try it all right anyway boom anvil boom gold boom we now have the upgrader oh it’s massive oh but dude it’s huge it’s huge dude here i’ll take this then do what you’ve got to do okay so if i go bam bam

Lightning golem spawn egg this is this is going to be awful should we go over here where it’s open land no let’s do it right here oh oh god go go destroyed oh no he’s doing so much damage what are they wait so what are these uh gollum chest plates dude what they’re

Almost don’t waste it don’t hit me don’t hit me we’ve only got seven uses wait there’s a spider over there do you want to upgrade him yes maybe 100 what do we need to upgrade him uh where’d he go oh and he’s dead where do we get the

Head yes we do all right anyway now we just need a diamond and we’re easy mate bro we’re speed running this okay let’s take this and let’s just go wait you got the upgrader yeah i’ve got it i’m going down we would just jump oh yeah we don’t

Take full damage all right first one you find a diamond no no no first one to find a diamond is the winner at life okay nice done first one to minor are you son of a okay all right i’m going this way oh here we go now what if

You found some go on be more than one no no no i i hate you it’s one there’s only one it’s one yeah okay will you win this time okay well i’ve got the spider head dude should we be killing all these mobs if we’re going to defeat a giant

Maybe the spider will kill them for us okay so i think they’re friends all right no let’s just spawn it now come on okay okay fine i’m just doing it boom and boom okay jacob this is this is doing nothing what do you mean oh wait

I’ve got a skeleton head you do oh yeah should i oh yeah wait oh is that it yeah it gives you high dart the necromancer i guess we’re doing oh god what have i done i don’t know dude he’s coming for you he’s coming for you no he’s hold up your

Shield he’s not ow this hurts knock him in the corner knock him in the corner oh wait no we’re not taking any damage this is good oh my chest plate broke it didn’t wait what poop are you oh no wait is mine there oh my gosh oh she hurts she hurts

Oh she’s on my bed though she’s almost dead just come on kill her yes i got her yes oh wait what are these she’s dropped bows wait you take one do you have any arrows got one wait punch ten no no no no no no stop i don’t have any hours did

That just wait okay shoot me again i’m full health oh okay okay okay it’s right there wait launch me over here i want to see what happens oh all my stuff just burned i’m back back welcome back oh no not all of it burned it’s fine it didn’t oh yeah

There’s boots i’ve still got my boy you’ve got bread oh and i’ve still got the bow are you kidding me you do oh okay okay this this isn’t awful i’ve lost my sword but you know what that’s fine i’m just gonna make an axe i’ll be all right it’ll be

Fine wait so do you uh do yourself the spider head yeah i’ve still got a spider head okay so yeah i i remember it’s obsidian it’s obsidian we need so do you have any more diamonds oh no none it’s gone okay well there’s obsidian down here but uh we need to

Find some more diamonds so uh okay fine it’s mine and time diamonds baby wait one nice wait that’s enough to get that’s enough to obsidian oh we’ve done it okay uh wait wait you have one as well yeah how many people have total oh six we can

Oh we can make a pickaxe each pickaxe each let’s go let’s go okay nice there you go take it and let’s find some obsidian okay let’s do it wait i’m being so dumb i just carried on mining should we just mine for a portal as well oh

Yeah at this point we might as well get off reporting i’ve got four okay so here you are i’ve got five okay i’ll get two more then and then we’ve got enough for the spider and for the portal all right i’ll start upgrading now so boom boom

Boom okay giant spider spawn egg nice um how how confident are you i’m i’m scared of spiders okay well uh there we go he’s right now he’s right that’s actually nasty nasty it’s like harry potter it’s like this one we have to it’s you’re ridiculous ridiculous ridiculous it’s not it’s not working are

You stuck in the water though oh this is tactical oh this is good i’m on half health no he’s running away he’s running away gone smack him smack him i don’t know axe wait so what does this do oh oh my how did you do that what you’re telling

Me i can be spider-man this is literally a grappling hook oh my lord okay dude i just shot a cobweb how wait i was if you’re crouching wait you tell me i could just oh my we can trap mobs wait the bosses we can check them in cobwebs wait don’t trap me

No no no no no no no no no no no no no oh no i’m i’m dead dude i got you i got you don’t worry i’m helping i’m helping no no no you’re not i got you i got you man i hate you so much oh i’m

Dying they’re shooting me stop they are shooting me okay okay okay i’ll actually stop all right boom take the uh take the obsidian okay you ready fastest portal ever built all right let’s go uh okay oh what well this is a nice kid wait watch out watch

Out oh you don’t have a shield how about fire wait we need to kill a blaze that’s the next one we need to upgrade oh oh this is so perfect okay and we need black stone wait okay there’s black stone up here use you kill a blade okay

And get the head i’m gonna get the black stone up here if one if we die we die oh i got a place one and a blaze head okay come over here come over here come over here i’m trying to get the black stone now okay boom there’s one nice where are

We spawning it do we do it in the fortress should we just do it it’s your cool man it’s up to you i mean it’s a it is a completely terrible idea and i like the sound of it this is an awful idea this is an awful idea i’m clear clearing

It give me the head ready spawn egg kit what is this what is a toronto uh a toro is oh no this was bad okay wait i’m gonna try and launch him wait no don’t launch her in the lava we won’t get the custom items he’s actually damaging me hard he’s

Doubting me oh no no no okay run run if you have to do don’t let him fall don’t let him fall don’t let him fall oh i’m going right right away dude he’s doing damage dude i’m on the edge i’m actually getting smacked i’m coming no no no no no no wait

Did you get anything oh wait i’ve got 14 place rods oh what okay wait i already had one so he must have given 13 are you kidding me so we’re done with this bottom already but that’s easy okay wait we just need to find a piglet now oh

That’s so easy oh there’s literally a warped forest over there okay perfect perfect let’s go let’s go let’s go hey kit watch this ready oh nice okay i’m on my way boom you’re so lucky i’m quick you are so lucky i’m quick i don’t know why i did that

You’re fine right you don’t you’re fine right i’m fine okay you’re fine lovely all right i’m gonna find a big one wait jake i think we’re gonna have to go over and through this way oh okay mate just lead the way oh yeah i see the place we

Need to go it’s just a plain biome over here do you want me to launch you here i’m going this way wait jacob launched what oh wait how do i get across you just have to do it mate you can launch yourself i’m speed bridging i’m speed bridging am i doing

Good you got this you got this keep going keep going i’ll be fighting jump yes wait you’re in chain let’s go i’m going to say i haven’t done it yet i’m up okay oh my god we’re cracked we’re correct we are we are royally cracked we’re just going we’re just

Going we’ve done it we’ve made it across oh i see piglets yes all the way over here okay i’m gonna jump no no no this is bad wait have i how do i i’ve got to just do i’ve i’ve just got a grapple now this is

Just you’re an idiot it’s just a bit sad isn’t it you messed up oh to be fair it worked oh there’s a piglet right here oh okay nice i’m coming over i’m gonna kill him i’m gonna kill him oh you’re an idiot you’re genuinely an idiot he’s now burned he’s burnt

The head is gone just shut up i’ve got a guy right here okay i’ve got a head wait what do we need we need a gold block how are we gonna wait there’s gold around oh yeah this will be enough yeah that’s fine did you just have a voice crack i did no

Can we get a replay on that yeah that’s fine fine yeah seth you’re fired oh wait room portal oh yeah i see that i see a gold block i’m gonna race you alright let’s go let’s go let’s go you’re gonna lose no you cut you can’t do that

Um where are we gonna spawn this thing uh should we come back up here yeah let’s go to where it’s nice and easy wait this is gonna be a giant this could be like an upgraded piglet so oh here looks pretty good oh this will be fine

All right do you want to make him this time okay piglen queen um i don’t like the sound of that oh oh no she’s huge she is huge okay okay you can deal with that one i don’t know she’s got a massive hammer okay she can’t hit oh i want fun okay

Why don’t i make a fly into the light oh god no no no no no no no wait where is she i did not intend for that to happen how did she can she feel like there’s no way i launched her up there okay come on wait i’ve knocked her

Down i’m just gonna bow up i’m gonna bow her nice are we doing damage oh okay there you are they’re yours we can literally go to the end now wait really wait what’s the next mod then well the last one is in the end i’m guessing it’s the dragon okay let’s grab

This and let’s go all right we’re back on the surface i’m gonna make uh don’t craft any of yours here i’m gonna make 14 eyes of ender all right ready three two one this way oh yeah it’s still going okay this is ridiculous right do you have a

Boat uh no but i can make one onwards wait is that copyright can i do the parts of the caribbean please youtube i need i need money please i need to pay the rent oh turn around and turn around turn around okay okay wait so is it literally right here

We’ve got so many we can waste them it doesn’t matter oh yeah literally right now i’m just digging i don’t care mate will you dig faster if i shoot you oh i found it you’re an idiot no wait you got wrecked you got absolutely destroyed i will be

Taking a hundred percent of the revenue from this well there’s not gonna be any after it’s got cop bloody claimed i don’t know oh there’s so many creepers ah okay wait don’t die where are you i’m fine i’m fine i’m fine you will die for this it’s survival of the fittest bro no

Okay okay we’re good holy i hate you okay boom dude i’m just brilliant wait oh no i’ve got pearls do you want a pearl or have you got pearls oh yeah i’m going i’m throwing let’s go oh no you’re you’re an idiot oh no what

Oh it landed before oh i’m so lucky wait there’s no other dragon wait maybe it’s do we upgrade an enderman then is that how we get it kill him kill him kill him kill him smack him smack him whack him oh oh there’s a head i love head i love

Head oh yes okay wait wait so grab you’ve put put it down put it down let me get some end stone but just end stone is that it i’m pretty sure all right boom one two oh god end colossus spawn egg um okay this sounds slightly terrifying so

I think how are you full health yeah i’m full oh you’ll be fine i’m shooting him i’m shooting him i’m out of arrows and there’s an enderman on me oh no no no i’m three hearts i’m three hearts dude jay go look out i’m gonna shoot him oh my god okay where’s

He going i’m launching him away this is good i can keep him in a corner no i’m just going to smack him come here boy you’re my ah look out look out he’s he’s shooting me beach man he’s hacking he’s actually hacking okay jacob he’s coming for me i’m gonna go

And smack him come on oh he has so much reach oh my lord it’s ah oh no no no this is bad but i wanna wait dude he teleports i okay i’m just holding my shield it’s up to you go one more hit come on come on come on yes oh my god

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