MINECRAFT ZELDA ADVENTURE MAP | Part 1 | Live Stream Session

Hey hey hey dude this is awesome alright where do I find swords I need a sword so I can kill things and do see myself a roofie roofie or rupee I see myself a date-rape drug over here in the tree I’m gonna get it it’s all mine

Now where the fine ladies at so I can put this in their drinks all right oh man where do I go what do I do I’m so excited um this looks important should go over here all right insert key into the penis lock I don’t have one of

Those keys well technically I guess I have one of those keys but I can’t actually see it nor can I see my feet so we’ll work on this okay where are the bad guys mmm a blue roofie I can can drug all kinds of females all right totally inappropriate all right this

Looks good real nice we’re gonna pull up my map whoa wait how am i holding the rupee when I don’t have hands this confuses me all right don’t worry I got this let’s make this happen I’m going on a magical adventure got my rupee slash roofie and my map uh-oh this looks dangerous

I’ve heard about these caves I don’t trust this place we got in here Hey oh Jesus Christ okay take this I need to give him something in return oh hey look it’s me I don’t wanna give him my money cuz I need that old man

You’re not on this map I don’t trust you okay let me map there we go give me this oh my god this is amazing so in thanks for you giving me this I’m going to murder you now I can’t do that fail alright so now I gotta go find a

Key where is the key Where are you magical key this looks dangerous imma go down this way I don’t trust this it’s just gonna end poorly okay I’m gonna pull out my map so I know which way I’m going this well whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa I don’t mess around man

Get out my face you left me a crystal ball let me see what this does and I’m double-fisting this is nice all right let’s go this way Magical camera so many things to do in Zelda land Oh All right back to it which hand should I hold my sword and hold in my left hand I’m gonna use this crystal ball as my shield I don’t know about this I’ve heard of these caves I don’t think I should go down yeah brush and go down

There there we go yeah I gots to have it now that I have the cash I can buy the honeys that’s how ganks just roll all right I said should go down here Oh spot aah oh man the music in this game oh they are did themselves dungeon one what’s this

Oh hey let me in so I guess I got to put this here there we go my friggin genius what the hell it wasn’t there a door there a second ago who wants Oh Lord zero open okay penis key I don’t have it maybe if I

Just kind of jump into it let me go must utilize erection are not working okay all right hey hey hey well we will get my face hold on I gotta get nope nope oh god no God dangerous oh god super dangerous I get I can’t swing what it’s in my right hand let’s

Quit sword in left hand how how do you put sword and left hand ah they’re hugging me but sorted what would Spartan left had what sort of lunch I don’t know how to defeat them did I break the game come on man oh here we go Oh right mouse-click swings the sword

Genius so ronery so sad in a Rome Oh little baby all by himself don’t worry I’m gonna go rescue the princess It’s a trap don’t worry I got this I’ve trained in the art of death sweet it’s down here should I go down there no I don’t wanna lose my kid oh okay I’m gonna go down there this is madness hmm yeah yeah yeah wait I’m gonna drown if I don’t go up

Here whoops along I gotta have my wits about me this place is dangerous fluor minus 1 what is a minus 1 floor and it just be zero okay Laura zero see I’m a genius it’s up here scares up or these losers and my face you don’t know me oops witches I got this

Hey it’s the penis key whole thing yeah didn’t work which way do I go I think I have to collect a key so I’m on my way to success this is the this is the direction of success by the way the music is really creepy I

Don’t know if anybody else can hear that rear or jaegers that’s kind of cool the song sounds like the Zelda dubstep remix okay let’s go this way I like the flow over this place actually technically this looks dangerous I probably should Joe oh good I’m stupid

Oh man I got one actually I have half a health bar so let’s just not do that again Go B get my face you don’t know me hey thanks for your your life juices hey it’s the key good thing I don’t use my penis because that was it was dangerous yeah yeah yeah oh I got this man I’m gonna win this Zelda in no time

All right it’s up here I moved for no man hey it’s a keyhole let me try a first use my penis doesn’t work and that doesn’t so let’s go back this way Do-do-do-do do-do-do-do-do do-do-do-do-do do-do-do-do-do there we go this looks good but I got BAM laughs friggin genius danger room lots of danger gonna kill things with my sword well let me go ahead and t-bag your friends what you guys come attack me yeah I didn’t think so then didn’t

Danger danger everywhere I don’t care oh oh hey it’s a nice sort you get like I want to lose to know what else I got I got moves Oh straight to the White House er sweet alright I’m gonna take your bones and your monies because I live the thug life

Alright let’s go this way So where was that room again it was over here sup girl how you doing I’d let you out of there but I don’t trust you I’m gonna kill some more monsters cuz I’m down like that insert this item yeah that I did all right ooh treasure well that was cool

Torch yep whoo I like this I can’t I want that money give it to me yeah yeah it was worth it I need that cash I put a down payment on my spinners 100 spokes all right ooh it’s a good sound that is a good sound

All right now I gotta make it back dude Kobe Kobe oh maybe not tweet pull up my sidearm these things get a little hairy look behind oh you son of a [ __ ] it’s a good thing I know how to read or else I would’ve been in trouble

Whoa is this place anyway you slice it list looks dangerous okay I have no idea where I’m going think this equals death nope I’m good fool me once shame on you fool me twice you can’t fool me twice yeah what is that is that a rat all I

Was adorable why did I kill that well better TV baguette yeah it’s good all right can I get in here penis go to work yeah yeah okay you reckon nope not working where do I go now like yes that way okay steady she goes I’m gonna be honest I’m just arbitrarily

Jumping places I’m not I’m not even watching where I’m going QB no good I’m done [Laughter] all right get back to it and that that savestate thing is kind of cool so [ __ ] how oh good there are no safe ways out of this all right I better do a 360 for style points

Okay let’s try that again [Laughter] all right so I went up there couldn’t get there so let’s go this direction I’m gonna work on my jumping abilities who sweet onwards to raping and pillaging anyway though I’m gonna swing my fist and if you walk into it it’s definitely

Your own fault that’s for this way let’s try that again we’re good we’re good we’re good we’re good we’re totally good right now oh god I’m gonna mess this up again I wonder if I can offer the Pitts bones as sort of like don’t kill me here

Don’t it definitely didn’t work should I make this am I just might a mite striving too much let me go this way this time I may have learned my lesson hey what’s up dudes wow it’s a good thing you don’t shoot me into the arrows because in that

Situation I would already been dead Wow okay speak of the devil get your Native American [ __ ] out of my face yeah yeah no that makes more sense all right let’s go back ah this mod is awesome like this what I don’t like is you cloud my walking space

Treasure I’ll thank you we got ourselves a gold key and we got ourselves another gold key I want to go I want to know what a go dad there we go I I know my Zelda this is where I insert my key sing oh he’s a pimp now Oh

Can I please let me equip them both how do i how do i make this work put that in your hand Zelda I mean link how do I clip them both oh my god I’m a pimp oh my god oh my god this is awesome

Let Me In damn it okay so use control what does control do let me shift control what trolls not doing anything I’m reading the chat and I’m not seeing all kinds of helpful information a highlighted inventory box but the sword in the highlighted inventory box oh hey now we’re talking dude

I’m excited why would I go now that looks dangerous go this way [ __ ] Oh God we’re good we’re good I studied at Julliard okay I didn’t I didn’t I lied all right let’s try this again I’m like far too reckless in this game just like let’s go ahead and run

Over here how’s this where I try to do Kobe and died Ruby speak of the devil yeah of it don’t worry we got this I have to stop talking so I can concentrate too bad I won’t stop talking because my lack of concentration is already apparent let me up here let me

Up here no I hate you I’m calling it this one this one’s good this is a good one right here oh I’ve got so just full of it okay one more time buy one more time I mean like ten times I go in a different direction and just go

There we go okay no definitely not working feel like this is good I want to go this way Zelda you were obviously not on the same page as I here we go well [ __ ] but could only muster enough courage to jump my way to progress we

Would be winning now I can make that jump maybe I can make this jump nope am I supposed to strafe jump or something how does this work God okay let’s stay positive must stay vigilant okay just want you guys to know I give the lowest human amount of [ __ ] possible Oh God

Okay okay okay I’m not gonna mess this up cuz I’m a gangster yes yes I am move okay let’s keep moving wait now I’m supposed to go over there damn it no good I’m seriously questioning my abilities to good this is good this is good this is good we’re good we’re good

We’re good we’re good we’re good whatever you want Leo Getz okay okay okay good I think this is the right path right oh and insert my key into Maid Marian sweet oh no good someone’s shooting at me tell your man to stand down I cannot give that order

Ah now give me the fruits of my labor give me that King Koopa Keeks I won’t it okay all right let’s take a drink of water we got a pause for a second cuz you’re good this game is brutal yeah okay god damn it fine I don’t I don’t need

Success I’m perfectly fine with failure 360 for no apparent reason sweet okay so I got the master key so I go this way it’s a good path I like this path creepy music is definitely not helping awesome when the chat is spamming you’re gonna get banned ooh buddy oh you got banned

Oh too bad all right let’s do this thing so this looks like a trap best walk forward I knew it yeah I don’t want a hug I don’t want a hug get the [ __ ] out of my face because I don’t really care if you’ve died I don’t use my shield

Deflect deflect deflect deflect deflect dude I got I got moves man Why is my shield not deflecting I push you in that yeah again oh my god Jesus Christ okay not fair not fair not fair how are you not dying I’m hitting you I’m hitting you I’m hitting you I’m running I’m running what what what possibly could I do to

Kill you you’re overpowered I get again I can’t kill you I’m using my blocking abilities I’m using my boss capabilities [ __ ] your couch push you into spikes Oh God okay alright let’s take a breath here for a sec let’s recuperate we we got this okay

Stay away from me I don’t want a hug my face must look ridiculous right now focus scene on lots of death kill kill the skeletons kill kill the steel Lipton’s alright you bastard lock and load skeleton tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle and

Add spikes yeah not so bad ass in the spikes are you uh yeah and I felt good alright let’s go collect the yeah let’s go collect the bounty we were necklace and in tough courage odd container and a key I thank you cool so that went well ie you back in the forest

Back on my magical journey who’s ready to kick ass I am raising my hand so I think was the very phone in here all these caves look the same oh very spooky don’t worry I got this alright so let me look for this plate

Yeah go down a router in the hot tub but why does too hot hey hey hey hey what did that oh my god you guys are the best thank you you got all these rupees not to be mistaken with roofies sweet now time to go to the lake to die okay

That’s the very best I’m calling right now I’m probably going to die But at least I got swagger in my step I guess I got my swagger buh buh buh buh buh buh buh-buh-buh maybe I should just dip my toes and not actually become fully submersed let me do a little reconnaissance first okay I don’t like I don’t like it I don’t

Like it this is like a cat taking a bath it’s just not just not right all right all right over here they got some stone down here man this sucks okay so this looks like an entrance maybe it’s some air and dive oh god oh

God oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god I immediately regret this decision know where I went last time Swim swim you Daffy bastard oh good whoo okay scream I want to need some help is there something down here or am I just am I just trying to kill myself for no good reason those are air pockets no they’re not here we go here we go

Here we go these are air pockets let me get air though you lied to me Okay that that sucked so whoever whoever said that was an air pocket please ban them from the school [ __ ] [ __ ] Colston no oh yeah look who’s not invited to my pool party because these bars are preventing you you guys suck Oh woo I feel good that felt good I

Feel good all right so now I got to use my penis key boom genius I’m sorry for that that’s sick forever slimes whoa its water cakes cool I like this look you know you’re gonna have to throw some some more difficult bad guys in my direction because he slams aren’t

Cutting it oh okay a slime in a skeleton I’ll raise you one slap to your face whoa the matrix yeah you want to go you want to go cowboy oh I think so I got moves you’ve never seen before okay we’re good we’re good we’re good we’re good we’re good Yeah although I do now can I make a bone arrow and crap wait Oh what is this bone meal bone meal but give me something what am I even doing right now how oh I need a boomerang to hit this thing I’m fresh out of boomerangs I’m here to chew gum

And boomerang and I need more boomerang I brought down here I found a little nook I guess that’s not helpful let’s move on I wish I was a little bit taller I wish I was a bowler I wish I had a girl who look good I will call her wish

I had a rabbit in a hat and a bat and a 64 Impala I wish I was like six foot nine [Laughter] this looks good this looks like a good place and this is peaceful I’m not even concerned about this location this it’s Middle Eastern swang nice

Oh god I need to just totally focus on jumping I seriously just let my my thumb bomb the spacebar This sounds like the the theme song to to Boris from from snatch oh you cheap bastard oh I know what you’re all about you’re all about cheating yeah give me back my health because I want it by the way it’s been a while since I’ve given props to the guy who

Crafted this mod well done sir well done well done well done well then here we go And here we go just promising bad they need to send a little bit more difficult enemies in my way it’s tearing to think you guys aren’t even trying oh no I don’t have my squid trunks there are no windows and no doors of course as always my word are you doing

Here what are you doing here best kill my cash nah you gotta be handy with this steel earn your keep sweet so let’s continue Wish I had a handgun in this game and there wasn’t a handgun in the Zelda franchise I think they need to in state that There we go if things looking good down here it’s a mystical land that I can explore welcome to Minecraft alright and it’s some air because I’m dying oh yeah hold on meet my fish and look what we have here oh like come on come on that’s [ __ ] that’s [ __ ] that’s [ __ ]

Get out my way got my face trying to kill me I don’t think so there we go guys magic for land this music is kind of like putting me to sleep to be perfectly honest this kind of sounds like what I listened to before I go to sleep at

Night at the drone ambient get in there all right cute wish I could swim faster that’d be nice go faster ah damn it my swim faster my swim faster No Err there we go gotta get out of this deathtrap feel like I’m walking on the moon when I’m down here her pretty derp derp yeah that’s right game I guess I can just run around this thing I move for no man all right I think we’re good

So would I pick up the boomerang oh it’s on now what you know about boomerangs but oh my god that’s amazing oh why didn’t it hurt you that’s okay I got skills girls only want guys with skills ha there we go alright so now I gotta use my knowledge yep whoo yeah that

Feels good give my boomerang so what did that open again I wasn’t paying attention oh here we go It’s all making sense now there we go oh thank you ow sabotage I want this treasure I’m gone oh what’s that what’s that he’s stuck you like TLC are you walking in sort of chasing waterfalls or something don’t go looking stupid oh you’re gonna drown you’re gonna drown oh I’m so sorry let

Me just go ahead and just walk out here for a second mocking your every move [Laughter] boomerang can you die already there we go Wow give me your heart now I shall take the cash rude I go up here do anything nope all right so I got a key so I’m gonna

Keep going that means I you put a post well I’m trying to look at the chat skeletons killing me people are still posting links well then I’ll ban him what’s this what’s this going on right here ban Oh don’t worry just doing my part oh it’s this somebody naked low I’m

Sorry let me just go ahead and click on your name and then Brad well that’s too bad oh I gotta make a new account oh no I’m gonna look over a periodically angry posting links I’ll just ban them oh I dare you post your new tea links I

Dare you I’ll ban you oh pays you’re getting it you’re get the banhammer boom [Laughter] Well that feels good come here I’m gonna listen to these fine dungeon tunes while I sit here and ban you come on I dare you but at new d-link calm I’ll bed you dirty licks car dot kromm okay that’s kind of funny Oh facebook.com I guess that’s kind of funny

Seeing there’s naked pics taco and make it Z dad it’s alright I’ll let you put those links up right now back to it all right let’s no no no see I got I got all kinds of treasure and I ain’t just letting you take it you’re the best

Around nothing’s gonna ever beat me down sweet i pwned those skills and i said what’s your name and i said it doesn’t matter when Patara and I slapped him in the face looks like the NE ed Jones ride some supposed to shoot me Oh what the hell I was taking a drink of

Water come on inopportune time oh what’s that you can’t you can’t dive it’s a good thing I got I got skills oh wow this is this is not good you must get air and I gotta continue to kill you boom this mod is like the best minecraft

Mod ever I gots to have it what we got here oh wow well what the hell okay number eight don’t have to be at doesn’t have to be now whatever I have to be in the same date is number six I have to be activated three of us have to be mommy’s line

Alright hell with this which ones do I activate guys just help me just help me cheat I’m gonna look at them all out of the eight which one has to be activated number 27 is not an answer 13 6 8 13 6 8 6821 you guys just type in random numbers

Yeah you guys aren’t helpful at all ok 1368 I’m seeing that here we go [ __ ] you [Laughter] well played well played alright let’s try that again what is obviously about the answer who wants to who wants to give me a suggestion 1 through 8 all right I’m gonna do I’m gonna preface

This note if you tell me to press something and I press it I’m going to ban you so be very very careful what you say starting the hell all right what we got here 24:58 hunt hunt ears on you dude it’s on you man up 2000 where’s your day would you give

It to where’s your day I’m gonna find you hunty Oh is your name hunty something damn it I can’t find you Oh curse you okay respawn I’m just gonna go ahead just clicking things yeah I got all the time in the world alright five what else do I do

You hit five already hit five let’s try 7 damn it sweet man I’m practically a genius oh good thing I’m here hey hey give me that No get my face it’s over here dive dive dive all right hopefully I don’t drown I always drown in these things am I good

Go faster the hell with you sabotage can’t stand it I know you planned it wait that was it come on I get it real funny you think you so funny you think you’re so ha ha yeah wait which way was I going a lot I got completely turned around no this is the way to death I think crap yeah let’s go this way now there we go get some air

Please don’t drown don’t crowd can’t feel alright which way do I go go left most people would go right so I’m assuming left is the answer unless they knew that I would say that and then they would select right out of spite Damn it that’s right they onwards is priceless let’s go this way middle makes you faster I don’t know if that means it’s got no words on it all right cool let’s go down this way who’s on animagic adventure one more time for gonna celebrate oh you

Ready get out of this place isn’t the water temple like the crappiest part of the Zelda franchise I thought it was maybe I’m just okay you know it’s the crappiest part of the Zelda franchise that dumb bastard up here this shoot me with the zeros it’s a good thing I got

Damn it okay you think you’re so funny you think you’re so funny yeah I could be so funny when I’m not greedy with the fries there we go ah I’m not equipped to deal with this sort of boomerang okay the boomerang doesn’t do anything it doesn’t even like scratch his back he

Doesn’t even look interested in the slightest Oh God okay this next one I got this it’s next when I got this you got to wait the boomerang stuns him How do you guys know this and first of all I don’t know if it’s stunning him you’re just looking at me all right here we go hardcore parkour our core parkour parkour parkour parkour parkour parkour I hesitated there we go one more time okay one more time oh my god I’m gonna

Rage I’m gonna rage quit right now I’m gonna rage quit right how do we mean use the shield this thing’s not gonna protect me look at this thing alright here we go I’m gonna try to use the shield I’m using the shield yeah guess it’s working

Damn it so much for that alright so up the waterfalls I will give that a shot but I’m gonna be honest it’s probably not gonna do anything that’s the wrong way need more air Wow what am i dying from get out of my face you don’t even

Know me alright this is the direction app and left yes here we go and forward to progress tweet let’s see if we can Don’t appear please don’t appear you appeared [Laughter] can I go up the waterfalls does that even gonna help I think what I have to do is I have to wait so he shoot got-damn waterfall waterfall stuck me Oh naked Lindsay pick so I’m getting voted banned yeah I hope you like that alright I’m gonna be perfectly silent so

That I can I’m not being perfectly silent okay I failed this is I gotta be perfectly silent and focus here we go deep breath this is how Christopher Columbus must have felt when he discovered the Americas oh my god oh my god oh my god

If I had long hair I’d be ripping it out right now okay boomerang – stunned him stun you okay we’re good go fast stun the hell out of him stud him die your kills him I think so maybe not this game sweet all right here’s the boss fight that’s a good

Thing that’s a good thing I’m going to insert my love got my shield This is not fair need to take down overpowered weapons must ask David Vonderhaar to turn down overpowered skeletons die oh here we go oh god come on really drowned drowned no I didn’t say attack I said round round just this except the sweet kiss of water death ah there you

Go there we go now who else wants some I’ve got balls of steel Bo’s Bo’s Bo’s it’s Steve Blocking you totally not helping I could only get closer lulz skeletons oh wow man I move I move like a bee and sting like a sword died my last wishes for your death oh no what is this what the hell where am I going wait what the hell think before you act

Okay stay in school kids don’t do drugs ouch ah probe what up now homeboy oh I’m sorry you down there and I’m up here well that’s too bad Donna Donna yeah yeah that felt good time to get my reward burning on your magical heart pandered alright it’s weird awesome

Yep a little difficulty but conquered that dungeon and won’t be honest I really sucked at that [ __ ] I got rekt all right I’m gonna go ahead and stop now and if you’re watching this I want to say a little uh a little I want to say thanks for watching and I’ll

Probably be on tomorrow and if not tomorrow the next day most days around 10:00 I’ll try to put this video up at some point but it has been it has been fun and I will continue this shortly so I will see you guys later