Minecraft’s Colossal TNT Mod Is Stupidly Funny

We installed the tnt surge mod into minecraft this makes the tnt grow from us and it was so funny okay why can’t i move also most people find my videos super irritating so if you don’t then think about subscribing you might still find me really annoying but if you don’t

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We’re picking up we’re gonna be rich kills a [ __ ] and i’m gonna go gather will can you come gather some oh okay charlie can you come get us you’re all cheating you’re all just [ __ ] you’re all just oh phil how many blockers do you have i’m literally blowing up a house right

Now phil why are you so destructive today man you’re normally the good guy you’re normally that you’re normally the nice one but no phil what are you doing bro it’s so easy it’s so easy phil they have families phil i don’t care this guy’s getting me holy [ __ ] johnny johnny jelly i’m

[ __ ] everywhere okay he’s gone he’s gone oh i feel good now i feel good you know that feeling where you get we do a big sigh and go oh good [ __ ] good i had that was a good poo uh speaking of not that apples i believe actually contain fiber tommy

Fiverr you know what you can do with five it makes me poo poo oh does it i eat bran flakes when i have bad guts oh my [ __ ] about to be solid tommy my my [ __ ] about to be hard oh don’t shout the hurricane away mate get away no don’t hate me stop

Giving me the hate bubbles no no phil phil phil oh why are you hurting me i’m golem i was trying to save your [ __ ] i got idea i got an idea i got ideas i just see wilbur over there holy [ __ ] we’re going x games mode we go next games mode

Look at him go why is this happening to my body oh no there comes a certain time when things change am i going through puberty right now what the [ __ ] are you talking about what have you what have you two been doing uh i’m getting iron right now phil

Has just been carrying us he’s been oh he’s been carrying us and also committing great war crimes there’s so many so many war crimes what’s wrong what’s wrong wilbur you look you look flushed you look flushed no this is onward you gotta like take me away you gotta like fly me away

I don’t wanna blow up the the daisy get me out of here take me just keep coming keep coming out of here i’m getting too big i’m getting too big you don’t know if you can let go just do it oh dude i have gas station sushi bro

Shut the [ __ ] up just let go oh what the hell i was just watching this villager just oh you beautifully sleep and you just blew him up you just blew up his wife right guys everyone ever can i can i can i wanna do an intervention how am i going to get up

There on top of it wait wilbur well we’re going we don’t need ladders wait what are you going to do no you’re not going to watch what you’re going to do all right we’re all up here what did you call it bills of minecraft yeah okay tommy in it yeah

And charlie slimes are cool yes okay okay i’m glad you’re all here uh to meet on top of this church first item for the meeting filzer why do you hate religion why did you blow this place up this is our meeting for phil you never told me you hated religion

You never told me you hated religion It was in the way i thought it was just a normal building oh my god okay okay what are you hearing just get rid of him get him out of here right okay listen item number two on the list tommy in it uh just wondering what sort of items

Have you gathered can you give us a roll of items you’ve got ladders yes good i’ve also got one where we’re going we don’t need ladders [Applause] So have you i saw you were getting oh my god there he goes that was scarring the oh my god i just saw his corpse get launched into the air listen up right charlie you’re in charge of iron rodger roger fill the minecraft you’re on everything duty i’ll get food and wood

And lastly tommy in it yes you just need to be quiet what do you mean i need to be quiet all right everyone get to work we’ll meet up we’ll meet up in five minutes get hassling what tommy i’m so proud of you brother look at you you’re working really hard i’m

Working hard thank you working hard or hardly working i’m bones what are you doing what are you doing oh wilbur oh [ __ ] i forgot i forgot oh my god oh my god hey charlie hey what’s up wilbur i’m getting some iron in my diet you know what i’m saying

Tommy and it just blew up the church uh so we’re gonna have to meet up at a different location now the house of god itself he blew that up you could say it’s it’s it’s gone to kingdom come phil let’s start a gang i don’t know if

I want to start a gang with a 16 year old i don’t think that that’s fair enough i don’t think that’s a good decision for me but you know what i’m not going to hurt you for that one oh my god when you hold shift to like select something it makes a bomb

Man this mod sure is an impractical and and incorrect way to play minecraft i wonder if tommy knew that when he was i don’t think he we should make him we should make him aware let’s go let’s go into the head let’s go to his channel okay we have a complaint

Tommy what the hell dude what what this is this is a completely impractical way to play minecraft i’ve realized no [ __ ] why can’t i shift in here you know i like shifting you know i’m a chronic shifter it’s one of my only it’s one of my only addictions i bleed i

Bleed when i shift is that normal hello head to the house that’s great guess what i just found is it [ __ ] diamond is it diamonds filter filter when you create the game it’s not that impressive when you find it but that house looks good it looks like

It looks like a big hammer but upside down and bad oh you’re a legend wait if you put water on them it doesn’t do anything wait surely oh phil look press shift this is our shift zone this is our dedicated shifting zone oh shenandoah why long to shift you

Oh no no shift zone please don’t shift shift all right guys everyone everyone get around everyone come in everyone give us a little shift just everyone taps i’m sleeping okay oh there’s a little one all right listen that’s far too many actually that’s actually a deadly deadly amount

Charlie how’d the iron mission come along pretty well actually funny you ass here is a bunch right now oh there you go there you go it’s going to be very useful for the next step in our plan phil’s of minecraft how did the everything mission go well it went

Pretty well until you killed me yeah you know you beat the game no like i got pretty close but like you know and tommy in it uh last one for you tell me how did how did how did stopping being a child go awesome wonderful right so i want to

Announce the next step in our plan fills in now with his diamond pick uh i think we should start working on getting to the nether i think that’s a great idea and you know what i think you can save time what if someone just takes off

All of their like armor and things and and items and clothes and runs out and just hold shift as long as they can so we can get straight to the obsidian baby that’s a good idea thank you but will but you know i’m not as good of a [ __ ] as the adults

The good spot right get in there get in there there’s one little one there Right now hold shift Is it working I’m gonna need you to put my heart to the beat of staying a lot wait you let me free you let me [Applause] oh can i come and join in and help you and phil no tommy just hang out with charlie slimesickle he seems more but he’s i hate to break it to you but charlie’s lampsicle is actually just a a huge block like cheddar of tea and [ __ ] team

You’re not looking good charlie you’re looking big charlie that’s not good phil do you know i’m an expert speed runner the only catch is i could do this slowly probably but the catch is i’m gonna do it fast you ready wait hold on more dirt it needs more dirt i feel like

That and then and then and then oh no no no no no no no hey phil you don’t have a diamond pick well i’m on it why does wilbur keep being mean to me i’m it’s i’m really sick of it he’s getting he’s put on this accident

And he sits there going he’s in your bed and i’m in your twitch chat and i’m gonna [ __ ] bully everyone i don’t get it i don’t get it he always he’s always making these songs about you and and saying [ __ ] i don’t think that song is about me he

Always is doing this is doing this stuff dude he tries to put on a funny accent cover it up he’s just an ass i just want to prove myself to him you know that i that i’m not i’m not this [ __ ] that he can make songs about

It you know what people like you know what people like wilbur like grand gestures i’m not gonna propose to him that would be so weird you just gotta do it with a bang you know what i’m saying what if what if i show him what i’m made of what if hi charlie

You see these ladders where we’re going we don’t need ladders okay that worries me because the last time you said that you died ladders would be incredibly helpful traversing up this mountain actually phil even i know that’s not how this is Tommy tommy you’re almost i’m just telling you from the bottom you are almost at the top of the mountain there i’m here all right charlie what are you going to do up there can you go get wilbert tell him i’m going to do a grand show we can also get penny yeah what’s

Up what’s up important it’s important tommy says he’s gonna put on a grand show he said go get wilbur i’m sick of his bullying okay let’s sign myself up let’s start myself up i’m beginning to feel just like a craft god craft god yeah well so what have you

Been what have you been up to tommy well the second i got a loan and call with him he just started talking [ __ ] about you and then he climbed up this big mountain tommy tommy tommy i brought him i brought him to you all right now

You think i’m a child yeah yeah well yes you’re 16. you think i’m not a man you think i’m not six foot three when i am you’ve met me and i am you thought he’s more like six foot one you think i’m not big well here we’re all two blocks here yeah

I mean he’s tall but i know about six for three [ __ ] if you don’t believe i’m big then i’m going to show you one big gesture yeah i don’t think you know what he’s doing charles do you have any idea he’s just well i only have one guess give me a countdown ten

Nine ten seven six Five apologies to any dogs watching this video let’s go to the [ __ ] dinner no tommy crouch oh [ __ ] wait go shoot a bottle sorry guys how do we get to the fortress because it’s over there but we can’t really bridge wait am i gonna have to do

I’ve been watching a lot of speedrun videos myself we mean you need to go over before charlie’s finished we need to go over we need to go over before charlie’s finished go go go i have to be quiet okay you need to be the hero take him out no

Wilbur it’s still growing jesus christ oh oh oh no are we fine i think we won oh my god he destroyed dookie holy [ __ ] yeah that worked tommy man i don’t know i don’t know if we can do this i don’t know if we can beat minecraft no charlie That’s it you want to see who’s uh who’s the bigger man all right and whoever whoever puts his outlast wins all right what do we do one two two three stop anytime now you stop any time you stop any time no no no i insist you stop it’s gonna

Hurt eventually it’s gonna start ripping down there minecraft is a dentist i’m a dentist filtered minecraft recommends colgate look at the horse of there look at the fire behind you oh [ __ ] like 25 of my bones require upkeep all my mouth stones are pretty high maintenance but you don’t see me brushing a femur this bridge over here then you go first you got a new speed bridge tommy why don’t you speed bridge huh okay you know what fine i will wait

There’s a pace far too much in taxes because he didn’t establish a limited company guys do you think we’re coming minecraft is a touring charlie why did you just make that sound hey this is so dumb do my bit with me come on charlie let’s go sounds good

Tommy let’s show come on charlie let’s go charlie over there charlie over there yes charlie over there yes charlie listen maybe wait tommy i gotta tell you something yeah wait tommy i gotta tell you charlie over there maybe What the [ __ ] was that one that is a that is an air raid siren what the [ __ ] is that that’s not you that’s me that’s me you ready let’s take him out The guys that made the go xlr app was sat here right now i’m like what the [ __ ] is that what’s the point should we go join their vc i feel like i’m gonna go [ __ ] insane so you’re in [ __ ] oh my gosh phil said i was gonna get another right yeah

Phil i said i was going to get several girlfriends this year and yet here i am alone with fills a minecraft wait it’s right here right here we are so lucky i would like to quickly say to you guys i have literally no items i have like wilbur take this

Well we don’t have any items we’re barely in gear other than phil who’s the last one oh my god holy wait wait we’re going to deliver the payload you ready oh no you ready boys okay guys phil no okay well but we’re like brothers you know

I will cry we have such a brotherly that’s what i’ve realized from this recording it’s not bad that you call me a child it’s because you see me like your brother right yes exactly now now come on keep holding shift if we can make a big enough bomb

We can just move to the track guys what happens when he shoots one we gotta we lost one we lost a man oh my god oh [ __ ] you killed him holy [ __ ] wait did we just finally win a challenge charlie i’m gonna go kill notch