Minecraft’s FUNNIEST Animated Movie

I have found the funniest Minecraft animation of all time can Stan learn Minecraft and finally beat the game and will his Newfound friends get him there faster or cause him to fail Stan so this is the world huh it’s beautiful Horses in the sea all right oh oh hey there little buddy oh hey I’m beating you with your own brother let that be a lesson you gotta use tools idiot so like in the side you take me up that mountain no oh a carrot I’m building things

And it’s done just need to add my Birch door that’s fine Birch door you’ve got there staniel I’m gonna be honest with you your house is ugly well you just haven’t seen the inside yet chicken’s telling the truth it’s pretty dark in here good it makes it harder to see no

Windows why don’t you light a torch so you can see better good idea I don’t know I wouldn’t want to risk setting fired all my stuff oh I didn’t think about that there we go now we can see that gorgeous Birch door it’s the nicest

Thing I own and if I put this chest next to my other chest right now hmm oh man animal murder has really made me sleepy time to craft a bed uh you need three wool to make a bed only got two what he means you gotta go

Out and kill one more sheep or you can’t sleep you have to kill them what the I hope it’s death just use it really I’m ready to go we can just kind of make me sad my Birch door oh God came in like he owned the place I’ve

Known each other for like five minutes oh it’s sentimental oh phew thank you Oops I meant to shoot you guys hold up still please please we live here now All right it’s probably safe out there now it’s been a long time oh got an idea hey bony boy come check out this beautiful morning sun oh well I do love a good son yeah there you go that’s the way to get rid of them took care of that

Skeleton and that evil zombie looks like the evil zombie was just trying to feed his son kind of sad got this nice chest to put my rotten face into I get it I’m not gonna lie survival did you see that stupid sheep’s stupid face when I pushed him off the

Stupid Cliff then I posted that lava we didn’t even have to cook tonight finally time to catch up on rest oh he has a bed now oh you gotta be kidding me you can’t take naps in Minecraft seriously Stan this house is much better than your old one can’t beat waterfront property yeah

But my neighbor’s a total witch Karen is a fine lady okay she’s crazy I’m pretty sure she cast a spell on pork chop dude for the last time she didn’t cast the spirits of Herobrine will consume yourself oh Darkness well look a wolf anybody still got that

Bone from that skeleton bone me big face there you go buddy Buddy My Thai interest you in a trade yes I don’t really have that much stuff well you can have my pig you can turn them into bacon hey hmm Stone to my llama perhaps that will interest you oh that’s so cute though I’ll take the sexy llama sir someone has a family

You adopted two dogs and now a llama We Bought a Zoo starring Matt family it’s fine I’m gonna build a boat and explore some new land we’ll have a nice big farm for everyone to live on look at him he has a window now the wolves are

Attacking the Llama oh no they’re not going on can I just playing chick you hold down the fort while I’m gone no dude yeah now you can’t leave oh hey look it’s a squid I’ll call you squid is this a new thing I am just now learning can chickens not swim my name’s

Brian see ya all right there’s a lot of islands we could live on we just gotta find one that works for the llama and both of the dogs looks like there’s three dogs now what oh no I turned my head for two seconds and then boom

Boom shoot baby puppy well let’s keep an eye on them stop it you guys jeez there’s twins wow a sunken ship you should swim down there and see if there’s any treasure there’s gonna be some really good treasure what’d you get paper blank sheets of paper what what

That’s it it’s really boring you get my waters before I stab you with my Trident that’s not the voice I would have thought that was a merman what no I’ve been eating rotten baby zombie flesh and I got you a special gift for being good and holding down the fort it’s a shell with the freshest cleanest ocean water you’ve ever drank that’s kind right thanks I got you you idiot you just drank a whole bunch of llama spit

That was mean that was not called for Wake upstairs I think you should get some windows you know every day I wake up and think about eating you since we’re cramped inside this house why don’t we mine into the side of the cliffs and just make it a

Huge baller cave house not a bad idea house no house cave I don’t know which name I like better let’s do it what could go wrong right this place is gonna be a mansion they’re more afraid of you than you are of them oh I ain’t afraid of you

What that was the weirdest transition you know oh yeah Really big house we’re staying together Chickens are not normally rude yep exactly wow we really dug way down into those mines we even found diamond you know I bet we could use that diamond to make an enchantment table it would really go to good use more and hear me out on this

I need you to go down that shaft and set up a whole new furnace and chest down there that way we don’t have to keep walking all the way back up okay I got this pig dangerous working conditions in fact I think I see an Enderman down there

You’re fine just don’t make eye contact anybody talk to me that’s so sad no I am done with this have fun with your stupid diamond boots These Boots are not stupid okay you’re stupid their house is awesome it’s huge I could literally fall off a cliff inside my house and die that

Is true relax but okay do I understand and I spent weeks digging in a dark hole building a house that nobody ever sees so I should walk around in it with my stupid diamond boots okay you need to get it together to impress who the duck

I’m a chicken but okay I hope a monster breaks it and kills you if a monster broken he could walk around my entire house for six years and not even run into me because it’s so big and so cool don’t think it’s that big I’m just gonna

Head out too you’re about to get eaten by zombies I feel like I don’t need them I have a huge house diamond boots wait creeper buddy oh no oh no bigger house he totally ruined my hallway well I’ll just chip away at this Stone and make it a little wider bigger yeah

Okay Sam was being mean and this is karma hey idiot wake up what happened a bunch of dirt blocks fell on you and you started suffocating did you break it calm down ASAP blocky you guys I’m so lucky you forgave me and came back oh I didn’t forgive you I just

Wanted to use the lava jacuzzi oh like the honesty wait what ah yeah relaxation vacation he’s gonna literally turn into baby this biome has nothing in it I swear this is the same field we’ve run through over and over again these are the same Hills in fact I’m convinced all the pigs in

This bio are the same too do you guys have the same question about where the llama and the dogs plot hole you say something uh bees are dying at an alarming rate see wait that’s just you this world is amazing pork chop is unique okay Stan remember when he was

Cursed by that witch yes I remember he went on a crazy Rampage and murdered all those pillagers at that Outpost making up these lies about me I swear once I learn how to craft weapons I’m gonna kill oh hey check it out it’s a village

Pork chop is very sweet and not at the same time crops houses kitties these houses don’t look like garbage like ours does greetings Welcome to our village friendly Travelers I’m getting a bad Omen from this pig perhaps it’s the bad Omen sign above his head hey mind your own business

Hey you’re stealing if you’d like we can arrange a large carrot feast in your honor there not really much of a carrot guy what you just stole them emeralds iron leggings ooh potatoes baby pretty good solid chest oh hi what you do window oh nothing just admiring the interior

Design the yellow bed great for covering up wait I totally forgot that he’s in a village and he’s stealing people’s things I just thought he was back at home this is bad San yeah my great grandfather planted that grass when he founded this land let me guess he’s As

Dead As this grass you know what I like the village I can see myself settling down here you got a lot of food cute cats and coming pillagers incoming pillagers oh that’s not good oh God we are defenseless through our cuts don’t worry I’ve got a boat

Oh whoops I could only move my arms like this I have just read from our library that milk will combat this evil curse oh my God smart you heard him drink up boys wait I feel like the Pig needs milk that was gross The Omen is fading away there you go

Just one more arrow to the face should do it and I don’t think I’m cursed anymore I’ll never kill another cow again unless I’m really hungry or if he looks at me the wrong way in honor of saving our village I’d like to give you all the

Emeralds in our chest all the characters one second to go in and grab them he already took him down all right let’s get out of here before those idiots realized I robbed them that’s messed up great job Stan we dug so far down we don’t know which one

I’m safe okay excuse me Mr Bad how do we get out of here to reach the land in which you’ve saved follow the light that leaves the cave oh wow you’re a rhyming bat can you help us out of here Mr Bat I’ve got a tamed llama at home I need to

Get back to he’s not tamed he’s trapped it’s true I am a bat who rides help us through these trying times okay this dude is annoying oh things like that owing that Lava River uh we could build over it yeah idiots would be gone lava dude that’s the stupidest

There you go the water and lava is turning into obsidian look at that mine it wait why wouldn’t you go over we appreciate you sticking with us as stand mines one block of obsidian for seven and a half hours I feel that very relatable all right guys let’s build another portal um

I’m shock Stan knows how to do this they shouldn’t go in there this is not going to go well to remember the nether is an extremely dangerous underworld it’s an extremely unsafe realm and not anybody can just enter wait was that his llama well we’re probably ready they’re friends on the other side

Uh guys I’m scared It Feels Like Home to me look at all these fires very dangerous and this ground block What’s it made of mmm cinnamon yo bro welcome to the nether I’m Blaze let me show you around my dudes they’re following Blaze but I feel they shouldn’t be trying to

Make a potion to cure me of this curse let me already cured you man well then I’ll make other potions it’s science Daniel now to our left we’ve uh you guys I’m getting worried my map’s not working I’ve got an idea let’s play Stones along our path so we can trace

Our way back to the portal the Torches will point us in the right direction that ended well whoops sorry I’ll watch it you Overworld Cloud oh dude man they didn’t mean any huh oh dude you idiots are next go back to the Overworld oh no this is not going well we’re not

Getting back to the Overworld twist So how are you doing oh geez it sucks there’s nothing but molten rot in this quote is boring another Fortress is literally just one long dark hallway it is actually really liking it I have some in a small army of magma cubes and they’ve really taken a

Hiking to me I’ve tried my best okay I’d like to turn this place into a decent location for people to live well maybe if there weren’t so they’ve really turned a new Leaf this zombie pigment is like really enjoying their company now and wants them to stay earlier he wanted

To impale them so many evil mobs and so many ways to instantly die I don’t know people might want to live here but what difference can one man I mean zombie pigman make well you know maybe you should run for some sort of position of power you know like president I’d like to announce my run for public office I believe that if we work hard and if we work together a good place to live so if there’s anything that’s on your mind about what change you want to see please let me know uh the lava the word about the lava I

Don’t know there’s like a lot of it can you get rid of it or something you want me to get rid of the Apostles in the sky like we never see it are we underground or wait wait so all of the mobs in the nether are sad because they want to be

Happy and above ground wow this is a big guy kill you oh no sorry that must have been a different Blaze yeah there’s nothing to eat down here soulstone really slows us down can we make it so it doesn’t do that um Ted we’re going to work on them

Great so you’ll let us go right no I don’t know how to get back what get back where what not worth living zombie pigman don’t do this man come on you had to have had some other goals in the President right well I always wanted to be a famous singer of course well

Come on okay I think we’ve heard enough that was good that was great Stan tell him he’s good he’s good tell him he’s good Stan that was uh you know I really sang the words uh telling him he was good make this man happy terrible You don’t understand you are very nice this will teach you a lesson he’ll respond it’s okay he is a caveman now gonna fall makes all like inventive human genius human better attitude beans I don’t need no stinking beans I need nourishment s like chocolate that’s great nourishment no don’t eat the cat

Ocelot right don’t eat him I have you now human ingenuity At least I found some diamonds in that death track there’s got to be something to eat nearby another arrow to the knees bone meal are we never going to see pork chop and chick again guys I’m really sad and I need you to subscribe to the

Channel right now to make me feel better thank you another portal that is not another portal what what are you doing oh okay we’re fine what a precious Widow Angel are you lost abandoned looks like we’re in the same boat then I will name you bam bam and I will hug you

And squeeze you and Pat you forever and ever oh the mom is Gonna Save off wins all right first I need to mine some Stone find in mind coal and iron build a furnace make iron ingots build a bucket find water to a house mind the obsidian

Build the portal light it up and then Traverse the nether easy peasy maybe not so easy peasy can you even happen to know where I might be able to find some food oh this project may take a while and with my energy already depleted I’m running out of it

I can be strong this is for chicken pork chops what are you doing need me goodbye dear one no sacrifice will be much appreciated no don’t you dare this vicious thing was about to ah I can’t explain it this isn’t a good look yeah Stan get out

Of here you’re done that it’s safe for you to care for a baby panda our village would be awesome ancestral home or other pandas I’m sure thanks no no save the panda please Bam Bam if you’re going to roll do it somewhere safe no you put him in danger

That should do it come on Bam Bam time to rescue our friends and then I said to the guest now that smells like sulfur do they remember him uh hi Stan oh they don’t love him anymore I don’t think they have an inflation Stan somehow you’ve managed to make a house

Worse than the old one would you stop complaining you should be thankful for the things we have like uh this bone meal and when have you acted he’s thankful and grateful I’m going to throw all this stuff in here for safekeeping while we go on our next adventure see

That Woodland Mansion ooh fancy well y’all are in luck because we’re gonna go greet our new neighbors seeing as our house was built in four minutes and theirs is a luxurious mansion I think technically we’re the new neighbors well we’re gonna show them we’re the tough guys in this world who’s attacking me

I’m standing in pricker bushes idiot Stupid Cobblestone wall things that can stop me from breaking and entering so ber Panda actually it is pretty protruding why do we hang out the world has infinitely expanding why would you do that to enter a house as the name photography wow really what they’re free we’ve got company

I lay my life on the line for these stupid generic easy to make torches run away oh well never mind I’ve never seen that happen before no dudes check this out big cat a cat statue it’s made of wool pretty cozy actually weird let’s keep exploring ooh a spider room no oh

Same thing a jail cell who are they keeping prisoner no one oh oh hey guys oh hey Mr zombie what’s the zombies up in here I did the unthinkable what I mined wood with a pickaxe lives in this room oh my God a witch oh my God

Get out of my way it’s not going well Stan take that it’ll keep you from dying you can’t breathe who would rather just die no just take the what is wrong with you Stan okay that was close Bessie they had that zombie get out of his cell what why is

He smiling while he’s on fire I definitely didn’t let him out eat my dirt blocks losers I wish you could eat dirt blocks zombie yeah dirt all right just normal floating dirt do you know what this means the mountain was poorly generated sky base aren’t those kind of dangerous

And time consuming and somewhat pointless okay he can’t even build a regular house but they’re gonna make a sky base I’m excited for this chick are you still alive yeah okay this is and I say this was complete honesty the greatest thing I’ve ever created let’s see it great yeah this is

Definitely practical it’s the same the staircase every time you want to get down what are you going to do exactly you know what would be really great a water elevator just pour a bucket over the side and use the waterfall to get up and down easy it would be a good idea if

I brought my bucket when was the last time you slept this house has been my passion for I don’t know three days straight three days wow it’s gonna get you inside and get you to bed without those jerks on the ground to stop me I think I can keep building for another

Day or something you need sleep Anthony don’t you get it if you don’t answer me bad things can happen I’ll take my chances no don’t ever looked out about it like this at night without fear without the presence of Doom or some sense of impending destruction that’s because it’s very totally animated out

There yes power to do anything I am reborn In This Moment no longer do I question meaning oh my god look out stand look out guys I’m having a moment Stan you okay can’t you fly down yeah poorly I’d rather not have to he’s embarrassed okay great please oh no

Stanley this is not looking good he’s dead and let’s freeze and talk about the fact that he kicked a totem of undying away he could have a get out of jail free card and be totally fine if he died but nope he chose to play Invincible now to rebuild that staircase

Trying to outsmart the creeper Yama is he seriously not gonna find him you’re literally looking at him in the eye what are you doing oh well that paid off kind of adorable too it’s helpful he’s so tall oh dang having an Enderman as a friend would come and clutch oh

Oh boy a couple of friends exploring I wonder what we’ll find next amazing at the beach oh boy another grassy plane yeah I used to build on the foundation we’ve built instead of just abandoning all our homes a day after we’ve built them this place is great there’s lots of trees so a huge Ravine down there with lava and water flowing into it Stan was right the Ravine was big but what was

Even bigger was The Dark Secret that had lived inside of it for decades all right let’s build a house okay one more block to go oh God a b relax he’s friendly really what’s he dropping it’s just pollen we’ll finally have a stable food source Just gonna relax friend and here’s an apple okay well now you’re just being difficult I know you’re becoming a farmer now and I wanted to give you a gift oh that’s so kind of important oh it’s a diamond hoe thank you how he looks like a sight he’s

The diamonds you were storing in the chest to make it you don’t say all right some Wheats sugar cane now while these grow I’m gonna go down and explore that dangerous Ravine it’s my bird butt you wanna come down to the Ravine and explore with us

No I’ll hang back and watch Bam Bam it’s awesome gonna listen to some old records disc 11’s the best uh the classics okay so theoretically I should just be able to jump straight down and just land in the water yes I don’t know dude why

Don’t you try to build down I feel like camping is the better option to be honest there’s tons of water there’s a lot of caves on the side of these walls imagine the entire land beneath our feet waiting to be explored careful Stan you’re dangerously close to the edge and

It’s a long way down oh man wow I’m shocked you survived that push yourself off and let’s get out of here wait a second I see a villager over there who’s that funny I didn’t know even lived in this part of the biome it’s a witch excuse me Mr villager would

You happen to have it it’s a witch oh my God wait what is that a zombie villager zombie villager witch what oh my God for us I don’t remember those things this might be the end no way man we will survive this put on got this pork chop no dude I

Look stupid in that thing put it on stare at the door you like the sparkly boots don’t you this looks so stupid no it doesn’t lure them up out of the shade seriously burst in the flames you can tell them there’s a delicious chicken just on top of the cliffs don’t do that What did they do sweet melons I’d say we’ve got a pretty nice you know I’m gonna be honest it’s pretty boring watching you you on the other hand just kind of uh sit there he’s so cute hey you get away from there oh God oh yes Panda came in clutch maybe you’re

Not so lame after all all right I’m just gonna run and hide maybe under that waterfall literally right be able to see me wait a minute that’s it Stan Ascend up the waterfall yeah smart blow it up Ascend my idiotic brethren oh God what’s going on he does not look

Like he knows how to fly I believe oh we’re stuck down here forever and now there’s no point of even getting up there while floating up probably not right oh that was a successful day well usually stand on that stupid Pig would be back by now missing a meal is

Not like them sound concerned really though wait where are you going to do what the hey idiot help us please they’re still fighting those guys for half a day and about to become zombie food would you please just help us I used all my cobblestone on that stupid

Statue of myself oh well that’s worth it wait you made a statue lower Bam Bam down and the zombies will end up chasing him up there we can cure the zombies with the apples on the farm wait hey it’s mine apples little dude okay great job the villagers Are Chasing Life

Hey zombie folk y’all want some apples stand the apples even golden if they’re gonna cure the villagers oh we’re gonna have to smelt Stan’s golden leggings down to make the apples golden ruin my golden slacks Over My Dead Body hold them down oh these are delicious that was worth

Saving my family and I you owe me a pair of golden pants those were designed for 24 Karat I’ve got 24 carrots for you right here 24 Karat magic in the air wait we’re really gonna end on that stupid way to go idiots we’re officially lost

At sea oh really terrible we need to head that way wait no which way is that way that way do you have a couple just stay calm and keep rowing landlord generate eventually hey look at this it’s some sort of ancient ocean Monument I bet that could be our next adventure

Let’s go explore it’s not the voice I expected let’s just see what’s over this way yeah it let them just go peacefully coral reef look at all those delicious tropical fish last one is an unborn chicken I take offense to that that’s a weird statement let me just drink this

Water breathing potion oh like a rotten egg makes sense okay I admit these coral reefs that was more kind of pretty oh yeah I’ll come back for you oh wow interesting voice for the Dolphins yes sir it’s so cute we dolphin are one of the smartest species on the planet

That’s true in real life the ocean mobs live in harmony and friendship wow peaceful coexistence you know I love to see all the peaceful and kind to each other he just killed a fish but um is there anything else to do besides swim around and look at Coral

Why yes there’s an underwater ruin made of sandstone nearby what’s cool is this a trap also your potion is definitely gonna work careful there’s a giant squid swimming around it oh dude it’s unhappy well Stan brutally murders that squid here’s a fun fact for you did you know

That in Minecraft there were over 2 700 different random combinations of tropical fish no I didn’t oh my God you guys that was Treasure Map oh boy I thought it was a Pop-Tarts across the entire biome to find it let’s just cut to that part now Stan Doug for the

Entire day that day three blocks deep in fact the only reason it took so long was because he was using his ax instead of his shovel uh kind of looks just like a normal chest no way dude it’s a treasure chest treasure what’s inside everything ball

And a cake throw the ball throw it it’s not bad now uh what should we do with the cake eat it I I have an idea eat it eat it she’s in love with coral they’re kind of cute together okay see up there hmm he’s so mountain with

Some dirt and some Stone another mountain with some dirt and some Stone wow interesting day mountain with some dirt and some stuff oh sounds like we’ve got some options why did we spawn in the worst seed wait a second to see a beach just off the north side I’m finally found baby

Did he just fall through the beach life is the life for me just laying back catching a tan well to be fair you really weren’t doing much before so this is greater and all of our friends can swim we can finally get rid of that dangerous

Pond that’s damn built in front of the old place yeah that llama’s gonna die in that pond all right we should probably build a house or something again all right it looks better than normal I did literally nothing to help didn’t I though there’s a bookshops and

Everything no back outside to enjoy the beach this is something bad you were actually putting that fish inside of Mega chest yeah dude I don’t want anything to happen to it no matter what kind of trouble we get into because this guy just goes nowhere it’s great

I don’t know if the fish is gonna survive sometimes I wish I could be free in a world I’m so much yet to see but here is a little pitchy now the life make a chest oh the chest is singing I thought it was the fish I lie awake

Instead these walls he’s still going I felt so bad Someday I will be left hey look at that Turtles must have given birth baby turtles would you like to take a plastic straw to them uh-oh that one’s having trouble making it to the shore pick him up it’s the sun you morons the turtles need hydration he’s

Not gonna make it I’ve got just the thing if you dump that bucket the fish will fall on land and die she’s gonna die sorry little fella you’re going airborne put him in the water please put them in the water okay it’s good it works in the ocean my

Reptilian child the only thoughtful thing Stan has done this whole time there we saved the day I think you’re supposed to move Turtles I’m starving oh man we haven’t eaten all day YouTube rock paper scissors to see who we kill and eat you can’t kill me I’m the only

One who remembers the coordinates to get home he’s right I wish I’d drop my map hey maybe this guy knows where we can find some food oh my God it’s a stray those are scary you guys yeah I can’t lie to you it actually hasn’t guys since it’s looking like the

Chicken’s life may come to an end you can bring him back by getting Chuckles yourself on prematurefiremerch.com Save the chickens that’s right I forgot we had a tamed wolf how can we ever repay you oh God emeralds uh yeah but give me your emeralds we’re using them for hey I’m a

Rich wolf he’s happy whoa It’s a frozen ocean thank you we have eyes yes but what we don’t have is food wait a sec who are you killing oh oh who wants a fresh car this is the fish are sad too feast tonight but better than killing one of the Buddies you know

And so they realized that in order to play together they were going to need to buy a realm but I haven’t had any money so they were going to have to ask for their mom’s credit card oh no the monthly fee that’s never good they had finally built the ultimate Fortress they

Found out that one of their little brothers had accessed the world and scripted I’m not sleeping tonight as a leader of our group I too will stay up all night to keep watching he sounded kind of happy for like the first time ever and he missed the

Shooting star good morning oh we shared a sleeping bag I was the big spoon hey what happened all the salmon it was a big pile right here when we went to bed someone must have came along and stole it no problem they’re gonna have saved really well

Please well you guys relax I’m sure there’s a totally normal non-lethal explanation for this oh oh my God polar bear maybe not save me before I become pork sausage this is terrible this whole situation has just snowballed into a giant mess snowball hit him with a snowball throw that snow take that

Not gonna work okay no it just made him angrier oh now he’s gonna get stamped jump in the water what no it’s cool I can’t swim trust me oh my gosh great job now let’s get out of here rude gonna have to unfreeze him at least they got past the polar bear

How come we never explored the desert biome before it’s easy or have you all noticed that the pandas randomly sometimes with them and sometimes not however they are supposed to be taking care of him as their son so they’re not the best parents look at all

These cactuses why don’t you give it a nice hug hey check it out rabbits the ball up Fields past the halfbacks scores whoa what’s that that was not very sort of desert temple should we go inside come on you already know we’re going in this is not gonna end well

Somebody’s gonna fall down there mine it’s Anthony I hope it’s Stan jeez that could have been painful hey there’s a bunch of chests down there there you go I’m gonna jump and land right on that stone trap looking thing yeah wait wait I’ll get us down there safely wow okay

Phones and string I’m noticing a pattern here what garbage oh my God guys guess what’s in this one something good sand if we wanted sand we could have just mined this sand here got my hopes up oh somebody in this Temple wants us dead I can’t imagine well the responsible thing

To do is climb back up and not touch any of these explosives agreed I’m allergic to bombs yes no chance it oh my God it’s gonna land on the bombs that was close yeah um guys um either that explosion killed me and I’m in heaven or we just stumbled upon a gold mine

Hey pork chop throw another golden ore in the furnace for me would you you got it excited to make a bunch of golden carrots or goes in Gold comes out four goes in Gold comes out oh no killer bunny no pork chop 2.0 what do you want what to do you say gold

All I have is gold no no must stop the face while I run away did they just respawn again you uh you didn’t set a respawn Point did you oh guess not we lost all that gold hey wait you can’t find the Gold without the map I’m going to jump off a cliff

Where’s the panda hey get back here and get your fence I have apples he really likes quite well these horses hate me everyone hates you come on let’s go find him he couldn’t have gone far we get to explore true let’s climb to the top of that giant mushroom we’ll be

Able to find the horse from up there hey that’s so fast my guys that looks like something I’d sneeze out of my nose that’s a good voice for the Slime we’ve rolled this swamp you hear me the Slime that’s right tell him slime yeah that’s right we’re the Slime Gang

Words every slime is just named slime except little slime eggs oh our horse ran somewhere else belongs to slime gang now now beat it it’s a cowboy like we did to that guy oh hey oh tough two we’re a Gengar on our own okay calm down I hate both of these

Guys yeah well if you’re so tough why don’t you go explore that Witch Hunt don’t you could be in our gang uh sure do you want to join their group okay I know I talked a really big game back there but I’m worried if there’s a

Witch in there we could get killed yeah the chicken’s like yes ooh it’s rustic in here my thought is that the chicken wants to die in Minecraft so it can respawn and start all on its own without these guys happy there’s no witch oh wow

A black cat and he brought us a gift it’s a Lucky Rabbit yeah that is lucky rabbits oh wait it’s a raw chicken hide well we got lunch that’s disgusting don’t look at it there’s not really much to do in here so let’s just oh God a

Witch throat punch why would you do that uh this swamp watch mushroom we’ll be safe up there he really wants to go in the middle it’s not killing us now which you’ll never reach us all the way up glass bottle oh no the witch cursed you with slowness oh

It was pretty slow to begin with well guys safe to say we’re screwed I bet those slimes will be watching us and laughing while we die oh actually I killed them Hey where’s our horse if you have their slime balls the chicken bounce through it safely but I don’t

Know how to make slime blocks dude this is bedrock it’s pretty easy [Applause] apple orchard please come back Snow my favorite perhaps you’ve heard the news we were visited by a noble Steve last night a Steve yes Steve Steve the one whom the world revolves around Slayer of evil mobs and dragons and he’s here with us now he’s inside this Igloo house sleeping sleeping almost noon hey what’s for breakfast

Well we hadn’t prepared any is Stanley pretending to be Steve and using it to his Advantage because that is brilliant what about him uh sir that is my son look at the size of that head that thing could feed a whole village that’s so mean right onwards

So we were wondering since we have you here in our snow village we’ve heard Brave stories of you traversing the biome fighting off mobs we’ve watched on Twitter really strong man yeah so what’s your question we need your help skeleton Strays have been surrounding the village each night trying to strike we believe

That tonight they’re going to try and kill our village cartographer that’s really Savage mapping out a new world for us one that isn’t cold and miserable and covered in snow fans we ask your help in fighting off the Strays we know you have a deep history of combat it

Really doesn’t might as well start crafting shovels to dig your Graves now so please sir just even for one night what’s in it for me huh we’ll give you three carrots we’ll do it oh my gosh all right ready to keep our eyes peeled for these Strays unfortunately since we lost

All our stuff all I’ve got is this wooden sword seems like you’ve got this under control yeah I’m gonna go find an igloo with a single torch in it to stay warm yep I don’t blame you for this friend I want to thank you for being our Defender chicken tender Defender chicken

Tender Defender uh yeah I feel safer than ever with those Brave adventurers I don’t know I would honestly rather have just been killed by these Strays than spend the whole day with him that was aggressive that must be our friends who is it do we have anything in here that will

Save us some Strays yes I have my maps live by the map die by the map oh God oh God the Strays are here they didn’t do anything they were too busy making a snowman there you go maybe we can save the map it’s no use it’s covered in snow

No it’s fine well the good news is that these episodes always end in some sort of joke to lighten the mood true hmm where’s the joke man we didn’t understand is making us throw all of our stuff away it’s about not being wasteful we’ve got too much stuff we don’t need

It you’re wasteful because stuff away what oh goodbye books hey I wanted to keep those yeah those would never opened any of those books do you even know what they’re used for uh building bookshelves anyway Lunch is ready so take a seat mushroom soup mushrooms too give it a

Chance it’s healthy if I was concerned I’d like the Moss off that Cobblestone outside you know it’s actually not that bad I feel like I can take on the world ew you putting that stew not just red mushrooms some brown mushrooms and some wither Rose he’s contracted the swine flu

He’s literally turn my heart black okay let’s go back and explore we’re bound to find the flower that’ll cure them in the forest please find a cure he’s cute I’ve grown to love pork chops any oxide daisies out here hey that fox probably knows this Forest

Like the back of his farm excuse me uh little help okay get get out of here whoa that fox don’t work out out for me yeah gives me an idea oh gotcha tell us where we can find some healing flowers never I will escape no you can’t if you

Tell them they’ll let you breathe all he needs is a healing potion to combat the Decay wow so you’re like some sort of magic Fox huh hardly I just like potions can we trust him yes Vincent stuff I remember when I had books until my quote-unquote friends threw them into

The lava here take this one it’ll let you enchant your armor and your tools a book of enchantments giving this idiot a lot of power oh take a swig Mr Pig what if that’s a wrong potion oh no we’re going to create an enchantment soon I will have the sharpest of Swords

The strongest of armor and the most literally threw away your laughs like lungs to breathe underwater or whatever yes yes finally we won’t be noobs anymore the SE are nice he’s gonna change it live forever he’s definitely feeling better This chicken really wants to respawn house we can stay in 33rd time’s the charm huh we’re surrounded by water three sides another pool with a lava pit and a small farm out Fred will you hurry up and get us out of here um maybe we should just let that cow

Free cows someday now let’s just enjoy that beautiful sunset um you’re armoring up to Traverse the bio I feel like the mob should be allowed to have armor including chickens cows pigs swing eggs at innocent sheep you brave brave that’s messed up trying to make ender pearls which means we need to stay

Up all night and Hunt Enderman now come on okay not a bad idea hey at least it’s a nice snug of course it was jinxed there’s got to be an Enderman around here somewhere let’s split up I thought you would check along the shore chick

You hit the forest on that hill and pork chop you go search in those big shafts right I love big shafts I bet you do Okay Enderman let’s make this easier on both of us if you’re out there I don’t feel like gouging the eyeballs out of a hostile teleporting Mom I’m not even gonna look just gazing straight up into this can’t find anything first impression’s not that great maybe try again oh here Brian

Why did Herobrine just pop up is that normal I’m gonna take this just in case smart oh wait that’s kind of a brilliant idea kind of hard to see with this pumpkin on My Head oh it’s smart two steps disguise step four oh watch out watch out watch out I’m looking for

A Mr Man first name Ender I can’t really see but I’m sure there’s nothing just walking forward it’s gonna be tough getting back up the rain made my feet all slippery oh no oh God oh no my heart oh man this is taking longer than I thought those pigs look real confused

Maybe I’ll just sit down for a second you’re gonna fall into The Nether somehow oh put that block down and get ready to die oh you don’t want the place it’s trying to be nice would look better over there get back did it uh that’s great yeah did you get I

Killed like 12 but none of them dropped anything that has actually happened to me before and that’s like stereotypically impossible statistically stereotypical and possibly yes all right I saw pork chop come down here with a Jack-o-Lantern helmet oh dude I can’t deal with this I’m sorry man he’s gonna respond hold on

Hello to porkchop 2.0 no it’s not the same it’s not the same what’s up guys thanks for letting me out of that pen now we can go on infinite they’re literally twins also I love him and I want him to be released it’s just it’s not the real pork chop Adventures

Okay this will do he literally just replaced foreign how much farther is this strong pork chop is happening chicken legs only the Eye of Ender knows that’s the beauty of it now toss that girl stand oh oh wait well we thank him for his sacrifice does that mean it’s right

There another one yeah doesn’t that mean they’re at the store no okay oh my God you got a pink sheep they say there’s only a 0.08 four one seven three three two six five percent chance you’ll ever find one y’all are lucky oh why oh Manny I got stuck in that tree

Well let’s toss something up there to knock it down this is not going well I don’t even have trouble with this fly oh Daddy son it’s so cute gotcha oh man no meat behind I’m not okay we’ve got to be close that was horrible all right the stronghold should be

Somewhere under this mountain let’s just dig straight down easy that’s what you’re supposed to do rule number one of what not to do no great I’ll just head back to the spawn point now I’ll see you after you die honestly not a bad idea aha abrasi Stone unit just beyond this block

Is a hidden underground Fortress with a portal to a magical Realm oh a chick came back right that wasn’t too difficult let’s explore the route a zombie cell uh-oh hey zombie where’s the end portal they’re gonna be quite disappointed yeah no hugs for you zombie man now onwards

Testifying adventure oh a library I wanted to kill things yeah in there it looks like there’s an End Portal yes yes wow the end portal I’m so excited oh no Sue cannot wait for the end yeah pork chop will you kill these stupid bugs Please Die tiny bugs

You go squish now bye bye I cannot picture them surviving the end this final eye into the portal we’re on our way to defeat the Dragon no there’s no way they can oh oh my god oh no all right well guys there’s a part two I’m

About to react to and it will let us know if they actually defeat the Ender Dragon