I’d have Minecraft’s first invention show yes the sequel to this video is finally here here’s what I did all right my message all of these YouTubers and I gave them one week to come up with a stupid invention even more YouTubers could message my 200 IQ developer friend And he would code whatever they want into the game meaning the possibilities are literally endless this is the funniest video I’ve made in the past year and when I was going through the edit with this I was just dying of laughter also I have an announcement I Have you much this is too good to not be wearing that If you have ever wanted to get merch ever then this is the time come on dude come on very super comfy and high quality and it doesn’t look like it looks good For this job I just listened to what you guys said you wanted and my God does it look good this is only available for a limited time and then it’s gone forever so check it out right now stop now enjoy this video judges I really don’t know what happened to you what Who is that the sock no it’s Simon Cowell well boys I’ve brought so many car hello my little contestants wow look at them just jerking the air like that now I have brought you all here today I have given you a quick to prepare the most modded the most crazy The most hilarious inventions and you will show them off the winner of this all right let’s get right into it okay wait we’re not getting paid sit down sit down first of all it big and big in the show I ask for funding okay okay I got this ladies and Gentlemen welcome to the talent show now I don’t have an invention what I have something much much better Was my dance a hundred thousand dollars no no no I feel like that’s gonna have to be a yes from me wait let guys to our thinking Palace I have never seen someone make a Tommy internet video 2 000 times funnier I’ve seen hilarious I’ve seen a thousand Times but never have I seen a [ __ ] Fox with those moves yes from me Simon Cowell what do you think Jimmy Fallon I Jimmy Fallon say yes We have an announcement when I saw Gagnam Style ten years ago I thought we had peaked and I’m happy to say I was so so wrong Bundy you win yes I want to kill him for his moves I want to kill him I want his power okay Feel free to step up to the stand Wow like really just a disappointing turn out there next up I pick where is he where is he my little man my little boy hello what me am I your little boy well you don’t know first of all I have a uh a fun fact Charlie oh yes cg5 tell Me I’m a sneaky little imposter we have the same name yeah that’s what I meant yeah cg5 get on up there it’s weird is your name really Char oh my God is that what the C is for is it for sure it’s actually Charlie maybe you could call me like your little Cg6 or something like that would mean that you you were my baby that’s my baby Sandy is my dad anyways get down get off okay I’m going to show you an invention so revolutionary and so amazing that you won’t be able to sleep at night I already can’t sleep at night all right This is the song generator and when you push this button a song is created for you I need two volunteers okay I’m gonna be picking Charlie oh yes oh yes foreign the first song is going to be for Jack what I need you to do is give me any Sort of topics words genres and I will and I mean the song generator will create that song for you please don’t say anything naughty please I’ve been asked by my colleague to suggest uh come genre is that an option no it’s not it’s all right can we just something like Come core or like no the song generator doesn’t like those words okay hang on you could do could you hypothetically do jazz this is Jack’s song if you could do jazz jizz isn’t far off I mean if we’re gonna if we’re gonna find a happy medium here Jack what do You think I think uh some some jizz Jazz would pretty good it’s your mind out of the gutter and give me some words and topics Rod uh melons melons can we have something about goo in there that’s enough okay Jack I need you to press the button and say alakazubo alakazubal All right so now it’s gonna process in 30 minutes and now on to slime okay here’s what I want it to be about uh your your child’s cg6 that you’re so proud of I want you to throw sneaky little imposter that phrase in there at least once not me the song generator Oh sorry hey little guy I want you to like you know say like that like you’re gonna die and I need to like take over like I’m on my way out but I’m passing my passing my legacy to you and then have one line in there that’s like really controversial Like your most controversial opinion boom all right thanks cg5 thank you cg5 cg5 has now deafened in the voice he is just he is just laughing does anyone have any inventions that take like 30 minutes or less no no one has anything but anyway now look at me look at me you Are in the Shark Tank my friend oh this is the world of the most prestigious inventors you’re in the shark tank now and I want you to remember that okay oh so just know if you [ __ ] this up it’s you’re you’re going to them actually all right Wait why are you holding okay sit down sit down Tommy you might have noticed that this guy right here he put some he put some dolphins on the stage right I didn’t know is Charlie what if I told you they’re in this machine right here what the [ __ ] oh oh oh And now he’s mine again that’s pretty impressive but could it yeah but could it suck in could it suck a man let’s find out together uh it’s uh oh yeah yeah it’s working yo I’m sort of disappointed it didn’t really am I too wide I’m sorry do you only suck dolphins Are you a beast steal great Cory way he invented the dolphin sucker congratulations it sucks horses too it sucks horses horses and dolphins okay no no to the thinking England these guys are [ __ ] freak I don’t think the good part of my heart will let will let me fund this man And just let a bunch of people out there anyone could just buy a horse sucker I don’t I don’t know what do you think Simon Cowell I say no more sucking horses yeah can you lie down let’s go let’s go tell them what Simon Cowell said you Must go down the hole Val that sucks must be ready to be sucked as well goodbye forever Corey way all right next time does anyone anyone have anything they want to get out the way I would if that’s okay Max we’re gonna have Becky up first oh [ __ ] You Simon Simon can I can I just have a sidebar Becky entertain for a second Sam you’ve got to stop just saying your name hey Simon hey Simon what’s this here’s your golden here’s your golden buzzer Simon and what does Simon do when Simon’s happy uh price buzzer Golden Buzzer okay Hey Becky please stopped working you’re here to impress the big metal men yeah I was here to solve a common problem what is it is it inflation uh well um oh no my blank isn’t long enough what if you you think you’re Simon Cowell might be not long enough He’s a little stunted I’ve invented I’ve got a little a gizmo a gadget What’s it gonna do Simon’s confused Becky Becky you have to make me taller so I could go up there and talk to him Simon it’s okay Simon you just you just hit the you just hit the buzzer really Really hard okay you’re a star Simon you’re a star and you shine so bright but you got to come down to earth okay every Star Simon Simons Charlie look at me I need to go to the quantum realm baby Quantum baby Quantum I don’t respect you anymore Send me to the quantum realm okay well Charlie you’re Charlie I’ve got someone else as well a little boy I do not like this you know I’ve talked to lots of people and they’ve said they’ve often said that their sword is just too small dog I’m gonna have to bring you down I think The swords the sword yes oh there we go wait what problem solved yes I will kill him with my long swords courage my creator Stop stop playing my sword longer Becky but you make it longer you sound like a [ __ ] Chipmunks Foreign [Applause] Wait this is a slime gun what is this huge shotgun oh this well um well this is what we do for uh inventions that are particularly problematic and probably would be really dangerous if they got out to the public I just shoot them with my little goo gun slime you later I feel like that was too good of a win and so we can’t reasonably fund that what did you guys think about that wow I just had a terrible dream I was in some kind of slime world oh that’s awful you shouldn’t have been able to get back does anyone know what Cg5’s up to right Okay well uh who wants to go next I’m gonna pick uh JoJo okay [Applause] don’t talk to us like that hey humans today I would like to present to you my my invention does anyone here think that they are good at the game Paradise parrot’s good they’re good at live steal go power Um something that’s very important to Minecraft skill is being able to do things quickly and so for my invention um I made it so that the floor beneath you will be deleted very quickly yeah so if you follow me in this direction yeah just uh just don’t don’t walk over Anything that is uh you know important three two one now okay okay wait wait wait guys I have a solution to this I have a trampoline that you can use but this is only for training wheels I’ll drop it down hopefully he can catch that don’t don’t Stand still you gotta pirate dead is anyone else good at the game anyone else any other voice okay so just uh just be good at the game all right and always stay moving you have to keep moving forward Tommy you’re good now all I’m asking for is five million Dollars for one percent of my company um and yeah what do you guys think pretty good pretty good Simon Simon for yes cowl for no it’s a cow for me oh JoJo get down and never be seen again next up let’s have clembu yeah yo I need A I need a volunteer it could be from audience to be a judge here so just just give this a try Shut up What is this psychologic mushrooms country [ __ ] oh that’s gonna have to be a silent from me regular Saturday night for me I’m gonna put you in a bucket dude you’re liquid hey guys I think we need to go back how do I be normal yeah okay all right guys I’m awake I’m alive And I’m not even hungover this drug is Tommy approved all right everybody let’s go with the show next time we have awesome dude a new contestant come on up just real quick you read the the rules for applying right you saw the ban on the circumcision you know what Charlie I’ve had a lot of time I’ve grown I get it you know it’s it’s hard when you got skin in the game which is why you gotta get circumcised for my first trick I’ll perform a miracle someone say the magic word circumcision wait you knew the magic word already what What can I say you you want me to say something okay try it again try it again try again oh I will show you a masterpiece own creation is that what you call it I am a master At Redstone as you all as you all know we don’t know I patented The circumcision machine um the dream is to be prison back in the day to equally strong strong machines yeah I know no one’s been able to get get circumcised since then man your patent is so powerful and we’re to stop being circumcised if I remember correctly and to do this I’ve created Some new beautiful items it’s taken me quite some time to produce these oh my God these are runic encryptions what the hell don’t worry just give me a moment here it takes a little bit of time to set up but it’s definitely worth it I don’t even think I have like an inkling Any dude I need a brave volunteer oh hello dude don’t do it man I need you to come stand right here please I’d be honored no no ladies and gentlemen no say goodbye send Curry way into the void oh what what what the [ __ ] prepare your socks to be Knocked off because I will bring him back to life what the [ __ ] oh my God oh my God oh my God whoa welcome back welcome back it’s there oh my God thank God it’s the question I know it’s probably unsafe but I just want to see my Foreskin again one last time you think you could send me to the other side so I could say goodbye oh do you see the skin I miss you I miss you okay Sam can you bring back the stage or no okay I’ll make a new one okay Mr Cat you haven’t came up so I am known for making some very wild some very crazy insane things in vanilla Minecraft without mods so therefore now that I’m here with mods I’ve got to take It to the extreme so I’ve made a tennis racket oh okay okay all right so I’m gonna need a volunteer me let’s have Rocks come on 65. oh my God what this tennis racket does is it allows you to use anything in the game as a ball no oh oh Um um I’m not sure we can include this what you said it’s not really a balls actually have you ever played tennis yes I have because you don’t you don’t place the opponent on top of your face and stay your head into their balls you know what you know what Tom let me let me see this up and up close and personal okay are you ready I am ready I serve all right all right So keep in mind that I said it can work for anything in the game so why not uh use something a little cooler oh [ __ ] hell oh it was supposed to explain Don’t worry guys they’re extremely delayed you can slowly walk away Guys guys can everyone follow me this whole area has been trashed I’m gonna I’m gonna take cg5 come here what’s happening it’s okay cg5 so you’re confused I know you’re confused you’re a tennis ball cg5 it’s all right it’s all right just close your eyes cg5 son Please take me with you come come father come we have a life to live I’ve been I’ve been kicked for hacking I think that one’s gonna have to be a miss um so now everyone where were you for the past hour I was fixing the song generator because it was Having a few Kinks and um what kind of kisses yeah what kind of Kings do you find whatever you want them to be okay and what I’m gonna do now is ask him who hasn’t came up um Ross Ross you go up mate you got this All right okay so I need I need a volunteer five I can participate now I’m really sorry but but after all of the performances I saw the potential of the cg6 oh all right step aside cg5 your old news a Contraption a little device here uh Don’t use it yet but okay it’s something to just [ __ ] your nerves calm here don’t uh don’t pay attention to the name what’s the name genuinely the scariest things you keep doing your [ __ ] pitch and I’m I’m sweating I’m I’m horrified so everyone’s been getting a bit heated so I need this little device just to like you know like a meditation app we need to calm down okay please Charlie please right click the um the device what the [ __ ] breathe breathe out what’s happening what’s happening The device called the inflator bro oh my gosh I got you I got you great job don’t forget to Exhale when exerting yourself that’s from me absolutely absolutely good to go on the [ __ ] inflator let’s put it in mass production and hide it in in uh in children’s toys absolutely yes All right who hasn’t gone up except cg5 and Max parrot go up pal what’s your talent yeah okay well there’s a lot of I need a volunteer I need a volunteer all right Misty come on up so I think there’s a big issue every single day I try to do something Whenever I try to keep my valuables safe they always get stolen and you know who they get stolen by oh your mom Tommy what Tom Smalls what’s your what’s your favorite item uh let’s go with let’s go with a Lapis Lazuli block very random okay Yes I want you to throw it on the ground right and back away from it for a sec so if you see if the Block’s just on the ground I’m sorry I’m sorry Misty cat I’m sorry I don’t know how that happened I decided to use your uh your little Stealing tactics to help everybody again the Tommy Roomba that is not funny what oh it looks just like him you captured the space between his his eyes so well throw out some items Okay okay it’s a problem I found him annoying at first but this is awesome Here but luckily if you make a fleet of little Tommy roombas this is crazy is it recommend to kill all Tommy roombas I I mean there’s a big nap funny all right guys it’s Max Time come on everyone sit down I was thinking about what can my invention be you know There is such intelligent YouTubers in this room and honestly thank you thank you the biggest problem about being a YouTuber is too much sex am I right yeah yeah amen so I’ve made myself repellent that is not funny you can become our favorite sexless YouTuber Jump in the Cadillac stop stop I need you all to stop it’s a top with sex repellent a hit or a Miss judges it’s kind of funny do we have a perfect invention yet or it’s Jesus Christ cd5 are we going are we going all right okay Jack I need you To come up first look at long Simon look at long Simon long right so you said the magic word and uh your song came with jazz Rod melons jugs milk and goo these were the words that you chose here is the first song that I just created out of your words Oh [ __ ] He loves me Oh [ __ ] holy [ __ ] I might have been hit with the sex repellent but I’m gonna [ __ ] to that thank you is there one more there is one more get the freaking off the stage when you speak to Simon this way okay Simon let’s go Oh my God Simon I’m kind of scared of 66 CG sex [ __ ] back rooms entities shut up okay cg6 you’re already my son you’re on your way out my son yeah this is [ __ ] your song okay stop talking over me right now I know I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m just right here So my child cg6 sneaky little imposter so proud of him good guy I’m gonna die passing my torch new cg5 and then that controversial thing that you wanted me to that you wanted the song generator to to say okay here is your song hey my little baby boy hear me now son I’m getting pretty old now my time is almost done I’m so proud of you and the things you’ll do to keep the Legacy going to keep the revery flowing I’m nothing more than a sneaky little imposter now gotta pass the course to you I hope that you know how yeah Thank you Video Information
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