Minecraft’s Laser Eye Mod Is Hilarious

We added the laser eye monster minecraft this made the game a lot funnier my eyes are up here if you enjoy please subscribe youtube’s been glitching out lately causing people to unsubscribe so if you enjoyed please check the subscribe button subscribing is free and i’d appreciate it

So much enjoy so how are you phil where is it where’s the tree all right how’s everyone doing how’s everyone doing on the tree gathering i’m pretty hungry right now tommy what about you yeah a little bit only there was some way to cook some food you’re frying them oh that’s good you

Got a whole meal right there wait oh phil i think you missed a spot over there i think i think you missed a spell okay just oh wow that means big why are we mining wood let’s go for a new record tommy no no charlie please because it looks like we need [ __ ]

Tools i don’t want to go down there i’m just checking out that skin just checking out i’m worried okay please don’t check it out it’s too hard let me take it let me take a closer look oh Oh wait should we cross the stream can we cross the streams it’s like a stadium there’s a [ __ ] thing this is great man i can’t see it shoot into the goal look at those points they’re just going up now if there’s something we can truly say about this game

It is being played by professionals what’s the big game like all big flamey unicorns they’re [ __ ] it’s so [ __ ] funny when i just look at you and you look straight up and do it do you see any enderman who’s trying not to make eye contact with who now [ __ ]

I’m gonna turn my i’m gonna turn my sensitivity all the way up i’m gonna try and [ __ ] take off hang on because i’m a good friend this is [ __ ] busted oh my god i see you can we make us a little home by the way what if we make a home in

That mountain oh that sounds great let’s take it right i’m thinking right there you see where i’m at yeah yeah oh i’m looking there too yeah i’ve already got this really good idea in my head about how where are you wilbur this is over [ __ ] powered oh [ __ ]

Will this get a bell out of the world are you okay i’m fantastic i’m fantastic i’m why have you certainly got really echoey let’s go to our house let’s go to our home i’ve got work to do why is he talking like that i know i know you’re trying to be sinister right

Now but you just look so [ __ ] dumb i’m sorry i’m trying to make some atmosphere all right i’m sorry i won’t do it anymore it’s okay i think it’s contagious i knew anything in this house guys phil’s just been on deafen for like three minutes now

He’s just waiting there at the end he’s standing there just holding r at the end of dragon like yawning behind his microphone easy mode activated this is [ __ ] busted oh [ __ ] i’m just holding down charlie can you hear me and get some wood please all right check this out

Check this out where do you want it from you want that one i want to build a house with you you want that one over there oh you just set the entire tree on fire wilbur keeps wilbur’s kind of gone all strange uh again he’s been looking at us kind of funny

And i don’t mean in an eye laser kind of way even it’s fine that’s fine this is exactly what people were expecting from me there was like oh wilder so he always goes crazy in tommy’s videos well look at them now i’m not crazy wait did i just

Oh this is too much power that is too much power hold on just so you know by the way charlie whenever i do my laser eyes i’m thinking about really [ __ ] up [ __ ] that’s how i get it on is that you have to trigger it oh my god

Think about the queen and other less important women this is looking good let’s call this sorry it’s my bad what should we call out i just got so excited about our new house new house What are you trying to do it’s a gun man i’m gonna you oh no okay we’ll call that house doesn’t make any [ __ ] sense i need help i need help can you like cry on me is there is there like another version yeah yeah wait let me try and bye-bye

Hey you got some salmon though hang on what did you do let’s get rid of the sign are you so [ __ ] scared oh do you see my name phil i do i do i saw i yeah i see something magnificent to show you phil i don’t know if you’ve already found this out

Phil you have been a little ground goblin for a while but i feel like i’ve realized something watch this Oh this changes everything bill [ __ ] you bedrock finally oh this is what i came to show you it beckoned me i i i was digging and i fell into it and i heard a voice that sounded like editor larry’s voice and it said and it said to me feed me as

I fell in right oh shim it’s pretty cool yeah we we can feed the voice build with what i was taking a thing look look deep into the void this [ __ ] do not go anywhere near will he he has lost he’s lost the [ __ ] okay well let’s just go to the void come

On come on come on it can’t be that bad okay down you go first philippe here i go oh my god oh oh well you didn’t tell me you’re gonna do the void just just want to say welcome uh welcoming you guys i’m just i’m just

Oh no don’t worry don’t don’t be scared don’t be scared don’t be scared don’t be scared i can’t hurt you it can’t hurt you i’ve been working hard i’m working hard or hardly working welcome to the welcome to the earth’s wound oh what the [ __ ] i know you’re looking at me right now

And you’re thinking what is wilber’s job for the void you know and i have two jobs do you know what one of them is i’m the wound expander the wound of the void wants me to expand it he went to helen and they told him he was the the wound expanders

He went to lucifer and they went ah i’ve been given another job for the void i want you guys to guess what it is first just i’ll give you i’m doing it right money launderer doesn’t loan the money okay the account taxes no no i’m not the accountant hey

Wilbur take this emerald for good luck oh you’ve just done the job for the void you’ve just done my job my other job oh it’s it’s uh-oh it’s very simple i’m the caterer How are you guys can i see your house how’s it going sorry i was going for a little bit i’m back you absolute pizza charlie can you look up please charlie do you have two sets of eyes look at your face look up just look up i

Have glasses no no just look up just look up just look up just look up please no just look upwards please do the laser treat do the laser trick two sets of eyes running away he’s running away because he knows he’s got four eyes don’t hit me anymore

Oh my god did that kid just bite you i got a weird itch in my eyes oh you’ve already [ __ ] known what you got you feel like i got something in my eyes i feel like i got something what are you gonna [ __ ] get revenge you’re gonna make me cry you’re gonna

Make me cry you’re gonna cry oh baby’s gonna cry you didn’t see [ __ ] any of that [ __ ] can you give me a house tour please charlie of the house that you built you know i was i was busy worshiping the void i don’t remember much before this i

Think i made this but this is the room uh-huh And that concludes the house time i hope you enjoyed it um hang on now you just stay right there you just stay right there i i’ve been thinking i’ve been thinking carry on from there all right [ __ ] this wait oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] and now we’ve expanded a little bit so

Yeah it’s renovations renovations yeah exactly you got to do them sometime you’ve actually blown up all of your things uh in one fell swoop it’s quite interesting oh would you look at that would you wait hold on wait charlie can you just stand here from it just

Stand there hey guys just hear it here i i’ll do you i just bit like oh this is awkward what the [ __ ] Hey my slime we’re going to make it oddly satisfying clip come with me oh you’re going to get the oh i see it i see it i see it you sit but you did you see it because i i see hang on hang on let me

Get oh god oh do it do it more oh it’s like popping it’s like guys what are you doing because it sounds really weird when i can’t see you oh oh i’m so [ __ ] satisfied oh i’m sorry i could i could i could roll over and some dignity we’re mid-recording

Holy [ __ ] charlie you saw that one right that was a big one it was a big one wait maybe we should try something gonna be so satisfying when the 30 tons of sand just come and crush my body from above it’s gonna be so satisfying now

Get rid of all this [ __ ] all right i’ll be under here and then you bury me bury me embrace it wilbur get ready i’m ready get ready for emily’s satisfaction endless said oh uh well um what’s the british slang for this you crumped up you really crumped up with that one

I got so much food i’ve also got [ __ ] tons of beds but then i realized wait we have lasers if we’re gonna fight the drone wait we have eyes we’re fighting the dragons something’s a little bit off about this whole build the mountain looks really nice except that one block up there let

Me just okay now it looks like look at this look at this i found that how useless is that phil phil dare i do it do it let’s just let it just let it go just let it go all the way down to the bed yep actually let’s add multi into this all

Right okay now watch this ready bam bam bam bam bam bam be careful oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] it’s going it’s going Oh oh my god was it good oh my god i’m satisfied i literally don’t i don’t need anything else i’m gone i’m done i’m done wait no oh that’s so much easier oh my god you okay we’ve just been charlie oh my god charlie oh that was so good that was so

Good what did you two just do we are so [ __ ] cromped out right now i don’t know what that means what does that mean as they say in residence of wrestling we are positively flanked after that do you want to go to the nether real

Quick i feel like i think we need some more iron oh [ __ ] zooey mama oh [ __ ] no feels like that soldier that jumps on top of the grenade being all look what the oh oh let’s go let’s go guys come on don’t lose that pearl oh my god

Johnny though oh [ __ ] what holy god that was [ __ ] half a heart no one look at me no one oh fortress hang on hang on hang on they’re they’re shooting they’re shooting at me they’re shooting at me it’s not his fault though it’s just a scratchbox it’s not my fault it’s my eyes

My eyes work differently they have little muscles in them that make them all strange my eyes have got asthma bread i love your skin hey guys hey hey oh my god wilbur no dude stop stop [ __ ] looking at me like that hey wilbur my eyes are up here that’s so [ __ ]

Phil shoot me with your water vision quick no that’s fire vision that’s the wrong one i’m just telling you you’re just telling him to cry on you hey guys i’m going to become an opposite fireman you know they say fight fire with fire i’m going to

Show them what i’m made of i’m going to fight fire with more fire that’s just i’m going to show them what’s cooking when they say when they say put out this house i’ll go okay and i’ll create more fire charlie i’m going back to our i’m going back to our big sand pimple

What the [ __ ] why do you gotta call it that what are you gonna call it that between us slimes here i don’t know why did you keep calling each of the slimes it’s a bro thing don’t have too many bros these days i lasered traded traded them for girlfriends i traded them for

Girlfriends and for laser eyes women run from me but my eyes set on fire those two are not correlated guys i have never set a woman on fire women run for me and i know why cannot be confirmed can we get jacksepticeye on this show please why i don’t know i

Just i think i don’t know i would just was really in the mood for some jack right now uh what about what about what about um markiplier i don’t know oh guys um i’ve depleted i’ve depleted my sand pimple is that what you’ve been doing this entire time i’ve just depleted the sand

Pimple i’m gonna be honest using these lasers i’ve just been holding off for so long that actually like a cyan color is burned into my retinas when i shut my eyes out and then shut your eyes and look and you have like blue blood into your retinas oh well but i

Shut my eyes and immediately died hey have you ever really tried to stare at the sun like really tried it’s literally that i just set myself on fire except i am the sun simply harness the power of the sun all right i who was that me that just killed myself

Or someone else are you doing the building the reckless thing is actually is that a bit all really no it’s real it does yeah i don’t see [ __ ] i keep doing it and oh you brick man you [ __ ] i’ve been stood here trying to burn my eyes and then you go no

Wilbus told me to burn my eyes and then instead burnt me i’m going to report him oh it’s that way oh there’s a golem up there oh there’s there’s fire up there oh look there’s a village oh look now the screams holy [ __ ] oh that’s you phil trade prices are a

Bit high today do you really want to charge three emeralds for that my slime what’s going on the pimple you got some flowers oh the trees will light our way oh you’re saying everything on fire personally i’m fine you keep catching me at the crossbar sorry crossfire

It’s not 1998 anymore i think one person would get that reference no i don’t know i didn’t get it because i’m not older oh [ __ ] is a zoomer and all he does is think about young people things do you like horses tommy i like loom bands

Did you say did you say what’s the [ __ ] plan phil we look at him and then he dies everyone just look at the ender dragon let’s do this oh there are lots of demons Did we actually finish a mod better than dreams better than any uk rapper ever smash like please