Minecraft’s Stalker: Tina The Tiger

Welcome to another day at I’m so excited to see my friends today and hang oh why would you scare me like that I not very nice unicorn man hey it was a distraction it’s a prank it’s a break yeah she thought she thought now where are you unicorn man you were her accomplice

Hi oh now to go see my cutie my perfect boy Ryan oh he’s not up here well hi everybody what’s going on now where’s Ryan my perfect boy I’m over here I was coming through the floor ow oh why are you coming for the floor because he um cuz I want to sure

Also why do you just have fuzz on the side of your head look I that’s what I’m saying you should really fix that Tina I need you to talk to them for a while I’m going upstairs okay you have fun hello would you like what would you like to

Talk about what you like to talk about I am a book of of openness ask me anything what’s it called your underwear um not wearing think I’m going to go change the settings in the portal room why what you didn’t hear that what you didn’t hear

That what are you Mom what are you doing call me nothing don’t worry about it ow don’t worry about it no Mom hit me okay uh Mom where are you now I can put the portal to wherever I want to go today and then maybe by the

Time Ryan gets back I can go do something that I want to do with him H now what do I want to do exactly um I could go to the other dimension we could go on a date oh we could go to the thief

Park I don’t know why y when I said that but it’s been a while since we’ve talked Tina so we should catch up Goldie M Goldie okay Tina I fixed my hair yay back to normal mom well I’m not your mom why’ you leave me this book I’m not your

Mom you’re not my dad I didn’t leave you a book what well who left me this book me I can’t even read yeah it doesn’t mean you couldn’t have someone write it for you though true can do that yeah what what I want to ride I want to ride I want to ride

What get in I can’t oh that’s your fault unicorn did you leave me this book leave what book The this book this book this book uh no I did not leave any book Ryan did you leave me this book nope did anyone leave me this book who’s

Lying someone’s going to be lying here it’s not me oh no this is bad the Y and the Yang whatever I’m going to go down to the cafeteria and get a snack because then I can reveal the truth that I want to do today with Brian and

It’s going to be so exciting have fun thanks how can I fall into the cafeteria that’s not how that works oh maybe we could go see a movie sometime movies why am I yawning so much anyways movies sound sounds like something that Goldie would want to do Goldie what it’s

Got to be you writing these books someone just ask out to the movies you want to go to the movies with me no you have to go to the movies with me you listen to this book leave you book I thought you were asking me to go

To the movies right now no I don’t want to go to the movies with you ew what why not I you love there he Goes come back oh oh it worked yeah it worked he’s not dying though he’s just sitting there I got you buddy Burns e hello okay now I can take my Contraption part uh so what’s going on Tina I’m very confused what are you I’ve been finding books where I say I’m going

To go and so I think the goldie trying to prank me again she already prank me once that sounds like something Goldie would do ow ow hey get back here Prov it just proved it was her you just did not help your case just then no I Goldie don’t you dare run to the boy’s bathroom wait she’s not allow the boys hey no no no don’t go in there don’t go in there don’t go in there Gold’s in the boy’s bathroom maybe I should go to the girl’s bathroom and devise a plan to catch her

And then she’ll never see it coming cuz she’s in the boy’s bathroom I’m brilliant are you I know you like tiger so maybe we could go to the Sue and see some okay guys this isn’t funny notop funny what’s not funny whoever is doing this it’s not funny stop leaving me

Notes everywhere I don’t understand what you’re talking about someone is leaving me books that have notes in them see look I have three Goldie was hiding behind the door is very suspicious no I don’t want her to kill me don’t kill me don’t kill me oh I

Want to go to the zoo the zoo sounds fun yeah but I have to figure out who’s leaving these notes for me it’s it’s got to be someone in the daycare right well it’s not me oh oh I know how to figure this out you ready mm all right come over

Here right right here okay okay standing here well I told you not to fall in I get it told you not to fall in ear now I’m going to go up to my perch in the decare room and really really think about this okay if you need if you need me just call

Me use use unicorn signal just open the doors use the uni signal if you need me no I’m not going to use the uni signal I’ve never even heard un signal I want a unic signal never even heard of it it’s like a unicycle whoa guys what’s up there was a book in

My perch I’ve really missed you a lot T I’m excited for the day we can be reunited oh I did not mean to do that whoever it is is packing that that was me and I didn’t mean to do that I I just pulled my hand out with

That and it just it started going crazy come on guys this isn’t funny who’s pranking me Goldie I bet it’s you it’s not me not me it’s not any of us I mean I’ve been watching Goldie that whole time okay here we go Goldie I need you

Okay here’s what I’m going to do here I want Goldie you to stand on this platform here okay right there you stand there at unicorn you stand there and I’ll stand here now Tina you using um colors who do you like stack the highest color behind them of who you think is

Going to be like most likely to be the bad person here and then we can help figure it out through through through you know deductive reasoning okay so who do you think who do you think is most likely to be the bad guy oh is that it no go one one more one

Other thing oh okay yeah that’s fair you don’t think it’s me no I don’t think it’s you you wouldn’t invite me out on a date what H okay well so that means there’s a two-thirds chance it’s Goldie hi hello hi hi hi 66% Tina I think that’s enough

Reason to just blame Goldie Goldie would you stop leaving me these books I can’t even write wait on it together that’s what I’m saying CU unicorn don’t have to write the Books and then Goldie no you are a unicorn man away here I have a better way to prove this okay I’m going

To go up to my room and all of you are going to come with me where I can see you so I make sure that you’re not leaving the book all right I’m going to drag my butt up there no go have to St where I can see you yeah what don’t you

Understand about see you see you okay let’s go pat pat oh we go watching you all even me cuz I yeah cuz I know the way to my room even if I’m walking backwards okay here I’ll get the door for you oh picked up something there was that

Was that wasn’t any of us okay it’s not any of you maybe I could come over to your house and play video games or you can come over to mine what the heck sounds like you got a secret admirer a secret admir more like a yeah a stalker a secret stalker admire

Stalker I don’t know about all this is terrible you have a diploma what’s the even for hold on let’s hold off on the diploma what happened to your face what are you talking about what’s wrong with your face I’m going to dispose of this please thank you mhm all right Tina

Let’s go through deductive reasoning it’s not me it’s not Goldie it’s not Ryan we figured that out nope all right so who could it be and that means it could be any of the other daycare kids oh that’s true okay I bet I bet your brother I go down to the daycare table

Right now there’s going to be a book waiting for me I bet I bet you there will be or maybe it’s cookie or maybe it’s Lizzy Lizzy really good at writing or or maybe it’s Angel and she’s playing a trick on me there is most definitely a I say we kick Angel

Out since it’s winter would you want to build a snowman together or maybe some other winter activity all right all right Day Care kids who’s doing this who thinks that this is so funny cuz it’s not yeah whoever’s leaving me all these books it’s not funny the the

The could you cut that out what’ I do you’re mocking me I’m not I don’t like it when people mock me oh um pip who oh oh this guy again dud P have you been leaving me all these books who’s this this is PIP he was my friend that

Was my next door neighbor before I moved next to Ryan I kicked him out of the daycare you did ban him out of the daycare you’re why have you been leaving me all these books it was really creepy I really thought I had a stalker unicorn I want to talk to you

Well hold I’m going to let Tina do her talking first yeah thanks thanks Ryan you’re going to talk to him I already kicked him out he can’t be here look pip I I’m telling you you can talk to me some other time just come over to my house and ring my doorbell

But don’t scare me like that that’s not okay okay pip it’s okay pip I forgive you but Ryan may not be as forgiving unicorn do it you’re banned oh sorry get out of here what B come back here uh I don’t know if oh okay yeah I

Don’t think I can barar to watch this so problem solved I think I’m going to go home right will you walk me home I’m so pretty spooked what and that was a scary Day Day Care welome tell another day at summer Camp all right let’s figure out what everybody’s up to today oh it didn’t work Ryan yeah oh there you are I was like I don’t see you let me try again hold on oh hold on hold on hold on there you go W good job cutie

Come on Tony let’s say hi to everybody else hi unicorn man hello where’s it hello oh everybody’s over here hi Goldie hi K where’s your rock rock great and done hey Tina what’s up pip hi what’s you up to I wrote this for you oh you wrote me a letter

A poem for Tina Daisy Aren’t Dead oh sorry I sneezed what’s up oh I was just reading this PO oh okay cool daisies aren’t red grass isn’t blue but your eyes are the best green and I love them like you a I got green eyes too we can’t see your eyes you have

Empty white voids hey hey hey PDA PDA Angel thought it was kind of cheesy guys I’m back he was taking a nap oh hello little guy all right nickel say hello nickel I thought his name was Phillip no can I mine him open No don’t touch

Nickel oh hey look let’s go see what Mr Peter’s up to Mr Peter huh oh hey Tina how are you doing I’m pretty good what’s you up to today oh I was about to go water some of the flowers in the the greenhouse oh that’s kind of boring well

I unless you do it with friends hey yeah you want to help me out uh sure only for a little bit though I thought she was going to say no you got to find your own friend no I think Mr Peter’s our friend by now a I consider you guys my friends

Too really you’re an adult that considers us your friends that’s kind of weird not really is he on a leash yeah what is that rock the pet rock I’m going to mine him open no don’t is he on a leash yes if I take him off the leash he’ll run

Off and I’m not even joking what I don’t believe it it’s called Minecraft for a reason he’s already trying to run off on the Le all look look he has no leash right now are you going to run off I if he moves I’m going to get him Ryan does

It like water I don’t know let’s not test it wait what why is he look the water he’s wearing a hat oh that was under him I thought he turned into a watering P I got so confused oh I almost forgot I have to go look for my phone in the

Girls cabin I think I left it yesterday he moved have fun let’s see this is the camp phone it’s not my phone though I could have swor have you seen it Rex no Rex hasn’t seen it I guess I didn’t leave it here I could have sworn

That I did guess it wasn’t here hey guys my phone wasn’t here guys guys maybe they came over to the soccer field oh look at the little bu oh it’s a bird I thought it was a bug oops it just so small guys um what was that shadow something over

There I don’t see it anymore I must be imagining things they probably went to go get food the Beachside Cafe yeah no one’s here um guys guys guys this isn’t funny where did everyone go hello hello um they can’t be at the greenhouse we just watered all the flowers they they

Shouldn’t be here um oh what is that thing why is it following me what is it doing here oh no Mr Peter he’s got to be in this cabin right they they’re telling stories in here and it’s fine it’s fine everything’s fine oh no no no no no this is so

I just feel like I’m being watched put this in my backpack I don’t uh I have an animal net and I’m not afraid to use it uh doesn’t look like it’s here anymore this is so scary are they at the theater feel like I would have heard them by now

Hello um okay let’s see where caning again maybe they’re by the trampolines or maybe they went off on the docks maybe they’re in the water guys wait I think I see someone over here guys oh there you are I’m confused is it drink milk uhhuh look at this oh hey Tina you guys

Left without me you scared me oh sorry everyone wanted to get some energy out so we went to the obstacle course that’s fine and everything but um Mr Peter I think there somebody is in the camp well yeah there like someone who isn’t supposed to be here I thought like

Somebody was following me but everybody seems to be here um you’re the only one that was missing it couldn’t have been anyone all these kids were here it couldn’t have been any of them I know that’s what I maybe um maybe found somebody found their way to our camp maybe it’s a

Hopeless person oh where where did you where did you find the come over here they they were over here they were just following me through the camp I came all the way from the girls cabin here by myself and and and then they just kept following me everywhere they were hiding behind your

Cabin and behind the trees um and even they were hiding behind the tents I think too well I don’t are you are you pulling my leg no Mr Peter I’m not I don’t see anybody it might it might just be your mind playing tricks on you but I’m so

Sure I saw it more than Once I don’t know you saying you don’t believe me well I mean if there was someone around here we would see Footprints right or or something I guess you’re right like you said they were around my cabin yeah they were like over here near these trees too I don’t see anything

Though doesn’t look like anything was through here I don’t know maybe you’re right maybe I am paranoid there are a couple of rabbit tracks could could you have seen an animal is that um is that possible I guess I could have we definely Peter what you got to take your underwear

Inside then how’s it going to dry we don’t have dryers we’re doing it the oldfashioned way E I guess I’m just going to stick around Ryan what yeah you just taking a bath out here what no this isn’t oh oh I see oh you thought oh this isn’t what you

Thought it was what is that bathtu Mo you hit me oh my gosh it flies it flies what the what is happening how do things like this even happen I have no idea I talking Rock to be fair that is true hey what have you

Been up to uh for watching oh oh there goes Ryan I saw a wet footed gobler today okay um would you mind sticking close to me I just I feel like something’s going on around here and I feel a lot better having a Superhero by my side of course it’s my

Duty okay good all right well I guess that I’ll try to forget about it and I want to try the high ropes course oh go for it okay I’m got to pull my way up here careful did it hey nice okay now let’s jump across to these Mr Peter you’re doing a

Great job Tina are’t we supposed to be attached to ropes or something in case we fall uh learn from experience you know oh um okay oh hi Ryan hello I’m back and parked it oh man that was a big jump only one more I did it nice oh these are pretty easy

You can just go in between them like this and and Bam uhoh this part’s going to be a little harder I can tell and um and one more I did it I did it it was so close no my anle well now you know not to do

That again wow yeah that was totally in my control man I did it first try yeah Ryan did it first try yeah I’m okay pip thanks um anyways I did too I’m the best best could my glory just me all right oh good job unican you don’t see anything around here do

You are you still on about that whole NOP black shadow thing or whatever you were talking about so sure that I saw it did you you said she saw something guys look a bird that’s what I said so nicholl’s learning about Batman great yeah I didn’t didn’t think his name was

Nickel his name is nickel for today maybe I’m not sure I’m still trying try and pick a nam so for today wow I’m I’m trying it’s really hard to pick a name okay what’s a good what would you guys name call Rocky no that’s lame that’s pretty generic oh Rocky

Bboa see that’s pretty unique yeah that is pretty that’ll be uh tomorrow’s name tomorrow’s name Buddy okay Rocky booya I’m sorry Rocky B boy Rocky my boy as call you’re obviously the comedian oh like the jester excuse me I’m the comedian thank sorry Sor sorry I am under the crib

Clown well um uh I don’t I don’t see any Shadows if that’s what I’m looking for yeah I’m pretty sure it was just an animal wait I see one wait what what your Shadow your own shadow unicorn what that’s not what I meant oh sorry look would you guys just mind

Walking me and Tony back to the docks I think maybe I need to go home and rest for the day to the Ducks I said to the Ducks unicorn man not the ducks duck oh well I could take you to the Ducks because I know where they

Are oh great but I can also take you to the Ducks what’s your guys favorite uh kind of duck Mall out of curiosity mine’s mine’s a wet footed wobbler wet footed wobbler mallard Mard huh mm my grandfather liked malards I mean like a lot like he had a

Bunch of them in his office like a bunch well I mean if that one’s your favorite then uh good on you I guess yeah anyways not the best really what well Tony and I should get going home but we’ll see you guys later later

Bye Tina bye and that was a the day at summer King okay wow the uh the lighting changed at the most horrible moment but anyways well today I am going to be going and hanging out with Ryan and unicorn man there was supposed to be a fill trip today but uh we skipping and going somewhere else really really fun

Or so we’ve heard can’t wait to get ready and you know go see Goldie oh what are you doing in my house uh nothing uh you can’t see me Goldie I see you no you can’t yes yes I can uh what are you doing here you can’t

See me now should you be in your own house right now uh no you didn’t even ask if you could come over uh exactly uh can’t see me um right I’m just going to uh make some food what you making there Goldie I’m making pizza could you could you like you know this

Is a this is my personal bubble and I’m going to need you to stay out of the I’m going to need you to stay out of the personal bubblee you can have some pizza jeez if that’s all you wanted is to just come over and eat some pizza then go for

It I have un limited uh okay Pizza Goldie these are like personal siiz pizzas like this isn’t going to feed both of us so oh come on yeah uh anyways Goldie I got to go on that field trip I’ll uh I’ll see you later on a

Field trip wait can I come uh no got to go by I’m coming okay no no oh no no no okay I got to go through that tunnel Goldie’s been acting super weird these past few days and I just got to go through there and skip this field trip

And hopefully she doesn’t follow me come on Gohan let’s get her uhoh oh here we go um guys guys hello hello hi okay so we made it to the haunted escape room that we decided to come to for Halloween why why did we skip school again for this the um because it’s way

More fun that’s why I don’t know I thought going to the uh History Museum would be pretty fun H I’m good uh history’s boring I could learn about fossils and stuff what happened already happened why do I want to know about something that already happened I want

To know yeah do you guys hear a heartbeat no Goldie wait Goldie’s here oh guys I actually have something to tell you what Goldie may or may not have been stalking me for the past few days what do you mean stalking you I’m sorry um following me showing up to my house

Uninvited Goldie Goldie Goldie Goldie Goldie hi uh you know I think that maybe this is not a good time um uhoh uhoh uhoh uh no no no no no no guys help are you like my best friend why you running away from me um I am your best

Friend but like this is another level of not okay Goldie this is not okay what are you talking about uh yeah no this is not okay not okay not okay thought there was a door back oh Ryan I tried to save you I know I know it’s okay

What no she got me now no what oh Ryan Goldie leave it below oh now I’m frozen no T you try to spend time with you I want to spend time with you well can’t we all just spend time together no today you’re are you Tina sorry had to oh a computer

Ena uh can I help you where are you nowhere don’t worry about it I just want to play with you that’s creepy uh that’s okay I I don’t really feel like playing right now thanks though that’s a little creepy Goldie don’t you think you’re going a little overboard

Nah I’m out of play oh no that’s okay I’m good cuz it feels like you’re going overboard it does feel like you’re going slightly overboard yeah yeah just a lot uh unicorn man I’m sorry about this I didn’t know we were coming to an escape room we were going to be like

Actually chased down by Goldie I had no idea I mean you know these things happen you I’m not mid um right okay okay I I get that where are you guys uh nowhere care characteristic of Goldie though you know it’s kind of weird yeah I’ve never seen her be like this

Before think she drank some crazy juice maybe maybe that’s the answer she Dr crazy hey unicorn man hey pal hey buddy man I’m glad we split up I still can I I I saw Goldie one time she caught me the one time and I have not seen her since

Uhoh someone trying to hide from me no I mean I’m currently at anime to go Ry why would you tell her where you are because I’m about to leave right right right right after I finish this computer wait what uh oh well not finishing that now got go it doesn’t

Sound very finished try mm I just really hope that we get out of here my God where are you guys why is this map’s so big I just want to spend time with you you just want to what I mean at least you have good intentions oh my God wait Ryan what’s the

Matter oh Ryan Ry Chas I got to go CL R we can do it we can make it oh uhoh uh get back here y I’m going we got to open the door for Ryan okay what what if he holds Ryan hostage for you um well then we’ll have a

Problem I’m with you I’m with you I’m with you hi close the door yeah shut these to make time oh this one doesn’t have a door uhoh no no run run wait wait but where’s Ryan I can’t leave without Ryan uhoh no Tina I was there I didn’t know I didn’t

See you now tin help oh Tina Tina Tina let me go we you play together forever no that’s okay I don’t need that no help Bri yeah we going to play together oh man all right I wouldn’t leave without you don’t leave without me yeah why do

You want to spend time with me I do want to spend time with you just not like this I even stayed in your house I did the dishes I cleaned the toilet and look at this how you Trea me oh that’s weird Goldie you should have on doing that for

People you never want to play with me it’s not no no no no come here run run run run run run run run okay go go go H I shut the door I shut the door oh thank goodness it looks like we’re going to get out of this you guys might want to

Go very quickly okay R right now yeah we Escaped now um goalie yeah why did you escape Tina you know I I think we should just talk about this no no no no why did you escape um because I think that you’re kind of turning into a stalker and that’s totally not okay with me actually no no

No no no no no it’s fine I get it no no I get it you can’t handle my love and affection uh no that’s not it actually uh since you know we’ve become friends and everything like I want to hang out with you but like we don’t have to hang out all the

Time but doesn’t mean that I don’t care about you and I’m and I’m very happy that you know you um you look out for me and everything uhhuh uhhuh so are we good H yeah we’re good oh thank goodness that was really scary never do that

Again look at me I can climb the walls if a monkey man oh all right that’s an interesting way to end that off but anyways guys if you like this video make sure to give it a big thumbs up and if you want to see some other Roblox role plays leave them

Down in the comments below anyways we’ll see you guys next time bye oh man another day at the adoption center oh man huh I wonder where pip is PIP is usually always in his crib waiting for me to wake up and then he always says good morning pip always

Tries to take really really good care of me but I guess he’s gone he also got adopted or something oh man now I’m here all alone hope he’s okay nothing happened to him wait hey Tina pip hey Tina pip what are you how

Are you y how are you so big uh I found a potion and now I’m an adult that’s how that works right I mean I knew that there were potions that made you into adult but I I didn’t think we could afford them uh I I found it on the

Ground oh wow you just drink a potion you found on the ground that’s not okay but like okay I mean it made you an adult so you don’t have to be here anymore congratulations yeah and you know what I can adopt you and you don’t have to be here

Anymore oh my goodness you’re right pip you have found the biggest loophole perfect okay now I’m going to sit on your shoulders cuz you’re nice and Tall now let’s leave the oh there there you go so where are we going to live we are um uh I didn’t really think about oh

Adults have houses let’s go to my house oh uh okay I didn’t know you had a house did you just get it after the potion uh maybe I don’t really know I’m I’m still figuring things out oh I mean I get it I get it you’re still a kid in

An adult’s body so it’s probably a lot to figure out I don’t know how to adult oh oops I I did the wrong thing I got to come back inside I walked outside oops oh it doesn’t like me very much I’m stuck in a white void

Hello no no oh now I’m actually in the void oh what is happen Okay walk back inside hello the fabric of space ‘s turning apart Dr a potion okay there we go there we go okay I’m good now I’m not in the void anymore well okay I’m going

To walk back inside that was really scary I’m starting to reget regret drinking this potion what weird things are happening I mean it’ll be okay right I mean we got each other we got a house to live in which Speaking of this house is super nice look a tent we can go camping

Inside uh or just live in the house right true we could also just live in the house I got to look around this place is so big big this is way better than the adoption center oh there’s a big bathroom and what’s over here we got

Oh o oh it’s a kids room this is my room that’s so fun and then what’s over here I guess this is the master bedroom the adult bedroom wow this is cool we adults like you right yeah more or less oh oh um hey pip I’m getting kind of

Hungry do you have something to eat uh well let me get out of the bathroom that’s not where food is no I don’t think so I I didn’t really think that far uh no how to make pizza I have no idea how to do that I have bread and apples that’s a good

Dinner right um yeah you know what I’m actually not that hungry it’s not too big of a deal oh um so uh what do I got to do now I’m your kid so like do I got to go to school now do I got to do chores uh schools for losers not really

Go to school I don’t know uh what what do adults do with their kids um I don’t know me and you were just in the adoption center for as long as I can remember so I’m not really sure we can do jumping jacks um yeah we can do

Jumping jacks uh let’s see jumping jacks there we go woo yeah one and two and three okay now I’m getting tired getting tired okay maybe I’m not as in shape as I thought I was um I got to use bathroom I’ll be right back uh okay oh okay

So pip adopting me was really sweet and everything but uh I don’t really know that he’s ready to be my parent plus it’s kind of weird having my best friend as my parent as well oh man I don’t really know what to do I think I’m just

Going to I’m just going to sit here take a little bath really quick and um maybe I’ll just get out of the house for a little bit maybe pip just needs some space to figure everything out and how to be an adult and all that kind of

Stuff well you know uh he’ll figure it out I’m sure he’s an adult he’s got a right hopefully I’ll ask if I can go to the soccer field to play Hey pip yeah can I go to the soccer uh field to play uh yeah sure uh wait do adults do

Supervision uh no you can go on your own okay I’ll be back home in a little bit I’ll be adulting doing taxes oh ew I don’t like that okay well maybe after he does his taxes he’ll figure out how to be a real adult or something like that hopefully

At least for now there’s the soccer fi oh looks like there’s somebody there with with a car a little car um hey hey you huh uh can I play oh yeah sure just hop in a vehicle um I don’t have a car oh you don’t I’m little I don’t have a car like

That all right all right one sec let me just get the goalie the goalie you mean the the goal the goal me my bad do you want me to finish it for you yeah get in it get it get it oh okay okay I’ll do it I’ll do it I’ll do it

Ah ah perfect yay uh so what’s your name my name’s Goldie oh hi Goldie um I just got adopted today it’s actually kind of a crazy story I’m pretty sure you wouldn’t believe me if I told you yum me well you um me and my best friend pip have been

In the adoption center for a really really long time together and he found this potion that made him an adult so he turned into an adult and then he came back to adopt me so I wouldn’t have to be in the adoption center anymore but the only problem is he doesn’t really

Know how to be a parent exactly H he doesn’t know how to cook uh he’s doing his taxes T taxes or something like that um and he at least has a at least has a house but I’m honestly not even sure if it’s his ah so what’s the

Problem um I just got adopted but I don’t actually have a parent so I don’t know what to do I’m hungry I’m thirsty I’m tired and I don’t know how to take care of myself okay I see all right you know what let me just get a let me get

My van here your van was right okay H in my van okay I’m in the van uh tell me where you lives um just go into the Town Center oh he has a house that’s in there uh you go to the left left right yeah yeah the White House right there ah okay

So you know what Tina since we literally just met a couple seconds ago I’m going to be a good friend and teach him how to be an adult let’s go you’re but wait aren’t you a kid oh no um pip I brought a friend home oh are

You okay I was trying to change the light bulb it didn’t work oh you don’t have a skylight right yeah that’s why it didn’t work uh there there are other people in this house I don’t think this is my house they’re they’re sleeping in the bedroom oh I don’t know how to feel

About that all right uh someone go get me a hammer we got to knock them out what no we’re not going to knock them out uh you you can do that as a kid but as an adult I think I’d go to jail for that all right man all right listen

Listen to me right here moving hey why are you riding on pip shoulders only I can do that I I’m trying to talk to him he he’s not listening all right stop moving stop moving well you’re freaking about all right man you got to calm down you got man

Up he really does not want you on his shoulders I’m staying on right there don’t worry all right so first things first stop moving okay actually this fine it’s kind of fun actually okay so uh you got to make food for the baby I’m hungry why why why first thing as an

Adult take care of the baby feed me uh how about we use that sloth on your back for meat oh that sounds nooth pizza pizza yummy yummy yummy yeah SOA I don’t know what you’re talking about he’s doing pretty good right now what do you mean I mean we didn’t know

How to make pizza earlier looks delicious right oh you didn’t you didn’t cook it I was watching Pizza YouTube videos oh I’m pretty sure you put it in the oven right is that how that works no not you don’t freeze pizza you did it you put it in there yeah oh

Okay okay um so uh now uh make sure you pick up a baby pick up the baby and feed the baby here I’ll just sit in the chair that’ll make it easier oh there you go now make the baby eat out from the dog bowl what no no no

No no no that’s not how that works Works wait does it no pets eat out of dog bows not people well okay okay no I don’t want I don’t think anyone should want it’s kind of weird um this pizza is stuck to my hand I forgot to put a pan under it

Oh so now you have a pizza and a child stuck to you yeah huh I don’t know that uh being an adult’s going so well for you pip yeah I’m not very good at this where I’m crying what you got to do now I’m crying where you got to calm down the baby

Where where where you’re doing a terrible job I don’t think throwing the you know uh pip can I talk to you for a second in the tent okay yes okay pip look you’re really tall um I know that you meant well by all of this but I don’t think

Either of us are ready to be adults yeah I think you’re right yeah I’m swiming in the toilet oh great now we got her to deal with too and the pizza is gone nowoh bless me anyways pip yeah I think we should go find a kid potion and turn you back into a

Kid uh yeah okay and you uh thanks for trying to help but it didn’t exactly go that well H oh my goodness stop getting on his shoulders you guys want a pie does anyone need a pie a pie you had P this whole time yeah oh

My have a pie I no I don’t I don’t I don’t want anything else from you actually come on pip let’s go let’s go find a kid potion and and turn things back to normal you can take care of the house yeah she she’s got it plus there are people already living there

Anyway oh I hope you guys have enjoyed this video with me pip and Goldie if you did make sure to give it a big thumbs up and comment down below what other kinds of Wacky Adventures you guys would like to see us go on but until then I’ll see you next time

Bye hi everyone I’m back at the Academy and look I kept my makeup on look oh oh it’s oh uh it’s kind of a little bit on the Crusty side now because you’ve been sleeping in it but it still looks great perfect hi everyone thank you I know it

Does anyway um perfect so here’s what I was thinking I was thinking today we could play what I have dubbed Super hide and seek Super hide and seek yeah it’s like hide and seek but do we drink a bunch of random potion what there was I just saw

Something wait I just saw something over here what are you talking about what what thata you okay Tina we’re busy talking about Super hide and seek yes I’m okay don’t think you are okay so I’m just going to go back in here yeah anyway as I was saying with Super hide and Seek what what was that tin wait what I remember I had to many bean burritos ombre what unicorn did you not just see the lights go out oh yeah they went out he stopped me mid poop okay anyway Tina I don’t want to ask Tina just Tina was

Right Tina was right behind me right yeah she was just Tina oh know I was the lights went out and I I turned around and Tina was gone and all there was was oh God what Tina is now mine have fun trying to get her back that’s that’s

What that note says that sounds like something Tina would say but but to Tina this is guys I think someone took Tina oh yeah we got ourselves a kidnapp what okay anyway what are we going to do about this uh I I’m like seriously look

I as far as I can tell we got a couple options on table one we continue on with their lives as normal and just accept the fact te is gone forever rest in peace no what okay uh step two we could go get pizza and then worry about it

Later no okay and then the last one is we can go check the footage on the security now that’s a plan to the security room let’s check the security camera footage because to be honest that’s probably the best idea for it you’re not right we have to go this

Way what having trouble in there guys there we go we’re here let’s go well I thought I tpd Casey up my first click and then it turns out no I didn’t I just teleported myself back there wait this one there we go oh yeah we went to the wrong Room 2 3 4

Okay okay what’s what’s the security footage telling you this is uh Joe’s desk so you remember Joe I remember him I miss him going to use his log I’m Vaguely Familiar I don’t know Joe uh you guys aren’t going to believe this what Joe has a Blog and he talks about

Terraria on it Oh I thought you were going to tell us you know who who took Tina but you know is that wait what who yeah yeah I’m looking at it right now now uh you remember Jesse no not at all small vampire had a

Crush on Tina we had like a whole like Arc about it oh my God I forgot about that person mhm yeah they’re they uh they swooped in when all the lights went out and took TAA oh man oh oh that’s violent good thing is the kids show we can’t show that what

Anyway okay excuse me Casey what unbelievable so what are we going to do uh I guess we hit the pavement we start looking for Clues right so we go to the source of the crime and look for more clues yeah that’s what we got to do go to the

Source of the crime and look for more clues genius here we go what was the password 1 2 3 4 oh I should the security here is not great huh hey hey hey what that’s the password for my luggage I think it’s pretty good yeah now I know the passport

Passport the password to your luggage yeah and are you going to go steal Ryan’s luggage now uh no exactly that’s what I thought anyway we have to look for some sort of crime clue that’s suspicious what I walked in from there this morning and there were no french

Fries are you sure are those french fries those are most certainly french fries I can tell french fries when I see them have you been to walk Donald’s too many times oh oh mhm mhm Ryan tell me um tell me what kind of french fries you

Think those are cuz I think I got a pretty good feeling you just lick it you’re right they’re W Donald’s fries yeah they’re just a little too cold a little too mushy not salted enough of course they’re W Donald fries so what does that mean that means

We got to go to a Donald’s in order oh good I’m hungry okay well two Donald’s so I can get a snack I think we’re all a bit hungry and W Donald’s the place of the crime all right time to get our tendies boys okay walking casual I’m going to

Pretend I’m ordering okay okay hello I’d like a large fry and um 10 a 10piece chicken nugget chicken W nugget can you pretend order me a double cheeseburger oh and a double cheeseburger and and another die Coke unicorn you talk to the the other employee I’ll talk to the

Right my bad my bad my bad uh so uh hey buddy we’re looking for a girl you know about yayi has about vampire teeth kind of flies around sometimes you seen Her no you haven’t seen him huh well for some reason I have a feeling that you’re lying and let me tell you I can smell lies and you smell like lies nice oh you’re not lying are you huh you’re not lying listen pal you’re going

To let me back there I’m going to dip your grandma’s ashes into your french fryer do you understand let me back there oh my God oh okay then uh I saw them go into the back all right and I expect a a 10piece McNugget with it when I get back so they saw them go back here there’s not much back here I’m going through the cabinets I don’t see anything you got a secret place back

Here oh oh say I see red stone I see Redstone right there oh uh uh I got to reach my hands in there that’s it what whoa what is that whoa I expect my nuggies hot when I’m back uh okay well I guess we’re going in oh

Bouncy going up and down okay well okay what the heck where are we I know you’re the one that said jump in no jumping I was pushed in oh yeah that’s true it’s true that did affect your vity a lot uh we look to be underneath the W Donald’s in some sort

Of uh Gothic estate I think we’re at someone’s house so hello hello anyone home gr cow cookies it’s just a hallway don’t think they’re going to just let us walk in nice hallway nice I’m just going to walk in nice hey this place pretty cool

Yeah pretty I like the the decor I like the lava hey oh oh my bad let me fix that oh uh oh I’m making it worse yeah you’re you’re not you’re not really helping yourself here uh hey we should keep going okay oh oh I hate

This my least favorite thing a room full of pressure plates what this chest demonoid Pitchfork oh jez oh my God what did you do I took the demonoid Pitchfork almost killed us okay maybe we shouldn’t be touching them here no try again no it didn’t work that time let’s try over

Here okay I think we got to I see okay this one’s pretty obvious I can see the dispensers at the other side of the room I’m stepping to the side I’ll let you go first okay uh oh my eyes oh my eyes are you blind I think oh wait I’m good I’m good

It’s book it run for it run for it okay I didn’t mean you oh my God I mean you can go I mean I’m here we go I’ll St ready parkour Master time okay just following you okay we got hit what were those arrows oh NAA

Arrows oh gosh yeah whatever it was it got in my eyes okay watch out oh my God I hate this place getting on the table jump jump we live in a place like this I don’t know but come on over you can use the table let me guess I got to

Go across the crocodile pit to use bathroom jeez yeah I’ll stand here I this one’s pretty straightforward you guys go don’t let me die I think I think if I stay on this yeah oh yeah I used the edge through an arrow down oh okay nice

You see any more traps cuz I really don’t feel like this room screams traps okay careful the door’s open so somebody’s been here here let’s be polite and knock okay hello you know they haven’t been too polite with you know leaving all these traps around look at this I want it mine

Mine Tak things mine I would wear it but um it’s kind of not my style come on let’s go oh wait what oh uh let me go oh uh hello I see you found my throne room I suggest you leave now because I can’t promise that you’ll leave with your life intact

Later uh Unicorn oh you want me to like say stuff well yeah you’re kind of the superhero here I’m the sidekick all right I’m just all right listen up Jesse we know about what you did okay you know what I’m going to cut you

Since I’m a I’m a good guy and all okay you just give us Tina and we’ll we’ll let you live in your weird Vampire Castle in peace okay he’s true no you tried I did try okay let me cut you another deal I’m going to take Tina back and there’s nothing you could

Do about it you like what do you think of that no you just keep getting shut down get wrecked unicorn all right I don’t think this is working I’m no longer making deals I’m now making you see I’m planning to turn Tina into a vampire and I’ll make her the queen of the

Underworld I’ll make her my queen a that’s sadistically romantic no unicorn is bad very bad oh my bad my bad tin we’ll get you out of this don’t worry listen I’m walk up okay listen oh there’s nothing do what are you going to do about it we’re going to take Tina

Back it’s you versus the three of us and I’ll have you know I took your own armor against you it’s true is that what you’re wearing mhm if you won’t let me peacefully spend time with Tina you’ll have to fight to have her back bring it on what are you

Going to do fight me on your own Jesse I can take you on any day look at I got this crazy Pitchfork thing how much armor does that little hoodie have oh guys unicorn there’s swords in the corners of the room take one okay

Okay how do I grab how do I grab it how do I oh you have to go into it like oh I got it you got to shift it got it bring it on I don’t need armor I have my minions prepare for battle uhoh minions where oh

God come on get them okay this is all you got this is easy Town come on Casey stop just running away yeah all of them are dead yeah you know what I’ll I’ll um I’ll pity your your little thing and and go along with it keep

Going yeah I was say that was that was honestly kind of pathetic zombies that’s all zombies could do yeah what’s next more zombies oh God no it’s actually the oh okay I got it I got it oh ow get the one with the enchanted bow oh my God that’s

Dangerous come on you Pi I believe in you save me that one has full armor I know they almost murdered me unicorn behind you oh my god see you look like a pin cushion oh my God okay we’re doing good we’re doing good are you sure I’m almost dead there’s only a few

More okay there we go there we go go nice we got him now she e some rotten flashh good job guys I’m going to cast a small spell to heal you guys up please do that’d be lovely do you have the heal Circle spell uh no it was more like a wish oh

Sorry well it actually worked thank you yeah no problem got some cookies what’s next I feel like a porcupine so it seems that you’ve survived my easier levels you don’t know what’s coming next oh yeah watch you bring it on dummy Dumber face okay where are they spawning you

Like that one oh behind you behind you cre cre that far use the creepers to our advantage use the creepers yeah they can destroy them J there we go there we go there we go those oh my God two over here come on yes good job guys they’re

All dead Jesse we have you completely surrounded how did you live through that because I took your armor oh yeah and I’m unicorn man it’s very true he can just wish them now give Tina back yeah please or I’ll kick you in your shin yeah yeah

I’ll do do to you what I did to that guy’s grandmother up top oh God okay but look Jesse Jesse look look let Tina go and I’m sure we could think of some exception do we let her do we let Jesse back in the academy uh

Yeah I don’t know I don’t really know I know I’m kind of on the same page but I feel like this is going to keep happening if we don’t get up tin I know I know I know all right Jesse we we’ll let we’ll let

You back in on on the account that you don’t kidnap people you can come back to the academy so long as you stop kidnapping Tina yeah yeah you got to make a vampire promise on it a a blood o a blood yeah Tina never spends time with

Me every day she’s off somewhere with you guys well yeah cuz we’re actually friends with Tina I want to spend time with her but I’m never inv invited to any activities um so I figured that if I were to take Tina that I could finally be with her well Jesse you’re a

You see that’s how this works you cannot kidnap people to make them hang out with you you have to make them like you to make him hang out with you so you have to actually you know be her friend first mhm now let me out of here yeah I push

Your sword back by the way oh yeah I should probably do the same out of courtesy yeah no I get that ohy there was another one over here I’m keeping this one this one actually looks cool all right Tina I’m untie you thank you there we go

Finally okay Jesse have you learned a lesson today I don’t know if Jesse learned a lesson but you know what I learned what the W Donald’s ice cream machine is definitely broken so if we want ice cream we got to go to Joe’s which closes in about 15

Minutes we got to go to Joe’s we got to go later Jessie come on guys to Joe’s before it closes