Minecraft’s Surgery Mod is actually funny…

We installed the surgery mod into minecraft this meant we could open up people and put everything in them putting enderman guts in people makes them teleport llama guts makes them able to spit this was actually hilarious we’re almost at eight million subscribers so if you enjoy then please subscribe it’s completely free

And you can unsubscribe anytime thank you guys so much and enjoy this video look at me look at me look at me what what are you what do you possibly Why is everyone running from me guys let’s crouch together look we’ll i’ll give you these you’ll be responsible with a pair of chest scissors won’t you give them to me Put it back put it back what did you take oh i’m gonna start a doctor’s surgery guys because you know what all good adventurers need okay charlie I think we should take one rib for that i can’t go around taking people’s ribs man well i suppose i suppose we can actually listen phil come to the village oh yeah holy [ __ ] i’m the iron in it don’t die don’t die i don’t die

Now phil i can get as a horse phil i’ll name him after the thing i found at the beginning from my good friend the trusty llama i will name him appendix appendix let’s go to the sun and back yeah doctor’s orders man doctor’s orders [ __ ] hey tommy i heard you just died

Yeah you know i did please give me one second give me one second look at that over here on this side of things yeah and that is a lot of zombies man oh it’s a horde it’s a zombie horde still got spit i still got spit okay okay i’m gonna open it

[ __ ] get him yeah salivate on those [ __ ] let me just i’ve entered your malpractice and i cannot leave dr the security here is awfully charming you don’t mind him hello please take a seat take a seat tomorrow what seems to be the problem well i just died

I miss all my things and my friends can i take a look inside you there’s two children my one weakness charlie wait charlie no i don’t know what i’m gonna do without you charlie i’ll see you on the other side man god speed charlie slides again practice safe sex don’t make me

When i look at you i see a man who wants a venom gland so i’m just going to pop this into oh there you go now tommy i’ve given you about does that mean venom punch me very quick oh you see i’m now poisoned that’s good what the hell on a monster

Come back if you have any problems okay bye-bye bye-bye guys charlie dr malpractice said he wants to see you hey doctor i don’t feel so hot all right you’re in safe hands you’re with dr malpractice i know you’re american so it is going to cost you uh just one you have insurance

How many mine coins is that you know what i just i’m good i just love my work he plunged his scissors into me oh jesus christ how’d you like to feel but this snake can comment on people’s steam profiles my things wait where’s appendix don’t know actually it might be dead um

Phil i’m gonna be honest with you i know these venom powers are powerful but i didn’t want them phil i think doctor malpractice might be a bit out of hand i think he might be a wronger charlie i’m just gonna say you seem like a man with an explosive personality charlie yeah

Tell you what i’m just go i need to make some room let’s just rip some of these ribs out there you go right okay we’re going to test out my procedure you see that llama over there charlie can you walk up to it and crouch at it please

Am i safe to walk am i all good just making yeah you’re all good you’re all good i feel great doc i love my work i i you know i haven’t felt this way in years i just feel so fresh we did it yes oh okay uh according to plan doc

Oh my insurance gonna cover that yeah it’s absolutely fine just okay my sign what did he do to you charlie i feel so good now i’m i’m good and soft and ripe what the [ __ ] you better not have a seat for me there why would

Why would i you don’t want to see what happens when i gotta sit down the doctor wants you phil you don’t go against the dog you don’t want to miss your point oh he’s here now he’s here because you missed it right there oh you missed your doctor’s

Bill i’ll go there now it’s fine i’m old and fragile give me a minute to be a lot more uh young if that makes sense so you know bounce we all did at one point phil that is the march of time i’m dr malpractice nice to see you let’s take a

Seat take a seat please so your problem is that you’re oh you’re spitting everywhere i’m spinning yes oh you have a llama lung were you aware of that film tommy put that in me phil i understand you you’ve got you’ve got a lot you want to

Fix about yourself right you want it you want to be stronger you want to be faster yeah yeah that would be cool i’m giving you a new spine oh okay ow oh oh yeah don’t go in the rain anymore not well i think my problem is

Is the doctor no no i think he’s a wrong and because you seem off as long as you just don’t offer me anywhere to sit i don’t know why like why do you keep mentioning that listen man doctor’s orders it has something to do with blood flow i

Think if i sit for instance uh blood will be flowing out of me rapidly in in one big burden don’t talk about that stuff with me i’m not your doctor you took out my kidneys and my heart yeah i think we’re done i think we’re

Done i’ll have some of this have some of this it’s very good it’s very good for you what the that’s that’s my muscle well you’ve got new muscles now but that’s my that’s cannibalism well that’s just don’t ask questions listen charlie i think we might have to overthrow the doctor

Because i don’t know about you but he made me a little poisony charlie how am i gonna get wives if i venom people on the touch you’re right you’re right i can’t stand him and it almost makes me wanna walk sit down just a quick rest

Rest your way into this lava buddy i’m beating the game wait what happens if you sit down charlie yeah you over here okay it’s for me yeah thank you tommy what the [ __ ] oh there goes charlie another happy customer customer hey doc i’m sorry to be back in

The middle of i know you got this other appointment i can just wait in the waiting room no calm down come down just have a quick swim yeah i didn’t remove your lollipop oh what the [ __ ] There you go right charlie can you try giving us a little bit of a swim quickly just duck your head under do you have goggles yeah i can give you some girls can you give us a crouch please just on the grass okay and move on to another piece of grass

Brilliant okay that’s how you eat now phil all right uh happy customers happy customers he can’t keep getting away with this here we go two swords because i have the strength of two men let’s [ __ ] this [ __ ] up phil uh you are now superhuman i’ve given you about four

Stacks of enderman muscle oh my god that’s the fact you can’t enter water oh spit on me let’s see if i can breathe it oh what was that stop it it’s phil that’s so gross man you’re so gross just [ __ ] hate me yeah a little bit yeah i’ve also

Given him an enderman heart no don’t you don’t you come here don’t you come near me i’m an average guy no stay away look at what i’ve got here hey well you wouldn’t you wouldn’t hurt a doctor look at what i’ve got here why wouldn’t i hurt a doctor Give me back my appendix i didn’t take your opinion no you’re on it what that’s true stop stop taking the bits of my halls that’s about yours come back appendix let me fill you i’m not getting away on that [ __ ] oh you [ __ ] up now yeah no i think you’re gonna

It is just a bag of flesh now sorry mommy tommy do you know what vow i took as a doctor no i took to do no harm okay take my muscles and give it to the horse i must help those who cannot help themselves stop wasting his muscles oh that’s my muscle [ __ ]

I’m huge see ya this horse is gonna need a gas bladder and i’m gonna give it a witch’s heart that’s what my ex-wife had oh please be faster now i don’t think i’d ever marry a witch that’s what i said too tommy but here we are you never know where you ended

I [ __ ] hate minecraft oh my god that was [ __ ] amazing i’m trying to make my horse busted as phil would say i got some muscle from me if you want some phil i feel like it would be overpowered right phil i want to ride the horse i don’t want

The horse to pinch me he’s too fast i can’t even get his plate number man tommy are you willing to partake in my experiment yes load me up duck i’m gonna go 88 miles an hour oh oh he’s gone the only one who can stop him load me up

Charlie i don’t want to be near you i want to run oh no no no no no no let me get my rib back in oh wilbur you can’t do this to me i’m dodging i’m not [Applause] Chase me again Dr mel practices out of work because i’ve lost my chest cutter so i’m going to my lungs i’ll tell you what charlie you know for you i’ll figure something out first things first you are you are having a rough time with this i’m giving you some lungs charlie you’re missing

Like the majority of things human beings need to live let’s just load you up how are you feeling you better i’m feeling better he’d take a run for us charlie just have a little joke sure just a little kind of physical therapy oh holy [ __ ] doc charlie i need you to go

Out into the real world and solve problems chili dogs Phil’s oh my god that’s a lot of organs let’s make a home here will you be my homie phil of course hey guys i’ve created a monster hey slowpoke whoa let me out what the that’s [ __ ] catch me buddy secret weapon what’s your favorite drink speed okay

Wilbur i’ve got us a house so me and phillip oh my project i’m back to before wilbur i’ve got 30 seconds to live hold up i’m coming i’m coming i’m coming you need a heart you need lungs kidney stomach okay hold on i’m sorry horse you are a mixed match of parts i

Am not fast anymore can i open you charlie no way see you later charlie i mean i can i can help you man i mean Oh it’s okay pal oh oh sorry you don’t even want to know how many hearts i have now oh my god oh my god my mum’s not going to be happy i just screamed out loud hello come with me guys so you guys have got what i call dr mel practice this is

A [ __ ] bodo right ignore ignore that ignore that it’s fine how is he yeah he’s good he’s good he’s fine right now practice made him better right now just makes it all better i’m gonna give you a new liver i’m gonna give you a couple llama lungs

So you can spit now if you want i know you love ruminating no i don’t i hate it actually i’ve got you some rumination ah i’m nauseous i’m dying help me i’ve given you all i’ve got well well i’m i just i don’t feel oh i feel like i’m playing call of duty

One headshot two changing back changing mag help me chug chug chug chug uh um number one victory royale yeah fortnite we’re about to get down hey fortnite you’re gonna go to the nether and pick up some chicks where the chicks out holy [ __ ] [ __ ] guys

Um i wanted a swap spine with a cow and i accidentally threw both on the floor out of reach and i can’t move oh come here and give me a spine oh you prick yeah who’s got the spine now [ __ ] oh you can move oh no oh my god

I’m so sorry come on let’s just get to the fortress because then we can get the blazers i’ve just looted a blaze can i wait can i oh holy [ __ ] that’s so powerful charlie they’re so powerful charlie charlie get this blaze core in you and look at your armor bar

Holy crap wait charlie do you like being lit charlie i’m a blaze knock that up wait am i fire resistant wait charlie catch you on the flippity flip oh [ __ ] tommy what’s wrong i fell in the lava again oh wait oh wait i am taking damage i’m not that okay i’m like

Turning myself into a volatile creature dude i’m gonna kill him sorry that’s my expulsion can i quickly have a look at you no oh my gosh is this why you went to the nether wilbur look at this land oh my gosh yeah oh oh i’m going to die

I need to get over water that’s not normal i need to get over water i’m going to eat myself Don’t do that i love me if i want to regenerate hearts man’s just got to eat himself all right i’m going home screw this man’s getting swarmed you know how it is please help me thick golds take oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh

[Laughter] no [ __ ] get the [ __ ] out my bed get out my bed this is i hate you i hate you so much we have the blaze rods now right so yeah but i have to take them out my stomach do i want to do that all right i’m back home is anyone home

Uh nope hang on okay hello hello i’m sad what’s this Mean [Applause] This bad what the hell am i doing here okay we all must walk through the flame oh my god what the [ __ ] is happening what the [ __ ] you wanna join us that’s me we’re gonna get [ __ ] up now we’re gonna get [ __ ] up by the cops you know that

Okay wait i know what we’re gonna do we’ve got to hide our identity here we go hey you go deep i’ll go hi Hi here hide here hide here Got this memory of being like a teenager in the back of my older brother’s car and uh and just it’s like it’s like 4am and he’s with his friend and i’m just sat there falling asleep in the back while they blast music and so i don’t know i just felt very

Safe and calm [Applause] i don’t know what that was at all look at this everyone look Oh oh oh where’s my water oh oh let me get it second try as a charm go wow i literally can’t stop oh my god [ __ ] kill me oh god what is happening it was a minecraft has a wife he would never trust her with a knife

I would trust her would you trust me with a knife phil absolutely not because special front row tickets to the new elven and the chipmunks concert Oh it’s dumb oh okay guys the entire forest is just on fire all right we’re ready let’s go oh my god let it go go go go all right oh [ __ ] i cannot fix it i i couldn’t even comically look at you because then you’d die

Charlie machine gun the dragon now do it i’m dying i’m dying i’m dying this power was not meant to be contained shall i kill here i got this one charlie what the [ __ ] is going on ah well oh my god oh my god what have you seen

Unwielding power and he’s on the dragon right well hey reactor dr malpractice what do you say don’t think i was meant to have this uh i don’t think i was meant to have this are you good pal what the hell is going on there man um got some malpractice

Your eyes are looking awfully don’t gleaming me by my old world name please call me keith what the [ __ ] no no no no not again oh no oh my god what was that oh there oh my god oh my god what the [ __ ]

No no no no you don’t want to do this i know this died i’m on now [ __ ] I know what it’s like to be artillery it’s not worth it you come near me oh well we took it for sure let’s go finish this thing off keith phil i’m gonna burn No don’t do this to me have this silly guy you will pay for this