Minecraft’s Ultimate Weapon: Milk Delivery Boi’s Greed

It wait for me please wait for me please wait for me no you wasn’t funny as [ __ ] I wish I was record yeah my game’s [ __ ] up dude holy [ __ ] what did you make me download holy [ __ ] I’m joking I’m joking now my steam started to act out for a second

What did you make me download all right but yeah no yeah for sure oh Ronnie it’s it’s loading into the map shut up yeah mcraft Minecraft can I just jump down wait Jordan Jordan oh my gosh I got trapped yeah I took fall damage and

Got oh yeah oh yeah get my [ __ ] ass shut up oh [ __ ] I’m dead I know I got the last zombie yeah don’t get it don’t get it don’t kill him don’t kill him don’t kill him we need to find sticks and Cobble here this this one this one oh

You have you have money you have money there you go buy a gun buy sh oh my God I’m going to get trapped H yeah buy a gun get out GNA kill me bro oh [ __ ] we can mine this [ __ ] yep y wait where are

You where are you I just got red stone I’m over here some diamonds bro oh [ __ ] oh Cobblestone oh we need the Cobblestone for the crafting thing to make the lever I got more got diamonds Bro [ __ ] Your Cobblestone shut up [ __ ] I just found one

Too I know I was picking up I was oh me no to who Ronnie you you uh to you together the night oh no oh my God my God I’m dead nothing together don’t get nered why dying bro coming down I’m coming down oh my oh oh no I don’t think

I’m coming down Eric okay well there’s insta over here I think I’m GNA die so it’s fine [ __ ] you [ __ ] crawler [ __ ] that I can make it down to air I’m dead I’m dead them bring your [ __ ] ass here bro for boat ride yeah wait wait what

The hell what the hell we dipping with using I did a kaboom thing you have to hit the boat press hold and ride boat on the button button right there no the boat has to come back you Dingus I know we sup press it to do it it cost money

Too come here come come here yeah someone has to press it no you can’t you can’t you can’t I don’t know how it works obviously can’t pay attention you forkin Jordan they’re all coming on you why could we both get in there then how do we all get you have to press the

Button as he said why is there why is your hand here look over here there’s a hand stop trying to shoot me put your balls away get out of my feet you just H me bro going to die I’m trying bro I can’t there’s only so much

I can do with this many zombies you should die and no Pack-a-Punch or perks or you have no clue how to turn on the power I do I also just got aart for back Shield [ __ ] this you could have resed while trying to get that double points

You boa it’s just [ __ ] crawlers don’t kill them all let’s go back on this [ __ ] ass boat ride hey you want to help me find this [ __ ] power I can’t get over there why can’t you get over oh my God money you want to pay for it you

Want to pay for my ride 3 wait wait wait I’m going to die I’m going to die I’m going to die I’m going to die okay thanks for nothing thanks for nothing thanks for nothing you’re so bad at this game do you know how to pay attention to

Anything Jordan okay fine fine fine fine fine I know okay oh maybe we have to light all the Torches I think we have to light the Torches to to to turn on the power don’t ra me bro I don’t know why I okay am I the only one who can survive

This game you just died oh my God oh my God oh my gosh I’m dead they’re all IES I need get super they super spawned I don’t know how but 10 of them spawn at one time just survive buy that Shiva bro the shiva’s butthole don’t die don’t die is

Better than a pistol bro it’s a regular gun your butthole is are better than a pistol well one of you open the door stop body me you [ __ ] [ __ ] what if you open the door you have 2500 open the door no no no I can’t get you I can’t

Get you I have to open the door you’re such a [ __ ] [ __ ] bro say that again I SW it was a new round I swear there’s a new [ __ ] round say that again that’s what I thought you’re such a [ __ ] say it again yeah you’re my [ __ ] proba [ __ ]

Suck yeah yeah but so much better than your pistol no I crawler Jordan is all to you cuz Jordan threw grenades and made crawlers well I killed half the [ __ ] guys too me get me get me get me get me get me you’re so have what are you doing

What is wrong with you what do you I’m going to end your bloodline bro oh my gosh here you go here you go buddy why I buy why can’t I buy it dude I fell in the water after making it oh you who wants to be resed

Now I still resed your [ __ ] ass yeah that’s what I thought oh stop there’s so many dog Ronnie the tower go into the tower go into the tower and stand on the top throw grenades and [ __ ] shoot them go at the top come here here come here come

Here wait Jordan look Jordan look Jordan look oh great i f d will fail everything you’re the greatest at being a fat ass lazy [ __ ] you lazy bum fat booty will be yes it’s Minecraft what do you think I’m doing did you unlock the thing to cancel the

Parkour no it’s 5K it’s 5K dude okay okay okay no no no I just did 5K it’s 5K freak it out fa the elevator wait there’s insta there’s insta I’m trying to grab it real quick while I’m dead please grab that you grabbed it the wor time uh we need

To go on top of that Tower which will open another gate like at the top what elevator bro we don’t need the bro what [ __ ] planet are you on see I [ __ ] show you oh my God [ __ ] elevator open the elevator open fix elevator now what I don’t know what

Happened elev work oh have fun in your elevator I got trapped use it use it use it oh my God you’re so dumb oh my God you’re so dumb we’re just going to die cuz you’re an idiot I want to see this someone buy this you mad are you mad

[ __ ] you oh I got pushed bro you just spent all that and walked up the stairs for that [ __ ] elevator God you’re I opened this area by the way missing parts no you didn’t we did I got through the no a different area you Goomba oh my God not everything’s about

You Jordan everything’s about Ronnie cuz he’s cute I’m in the boat God Ronnie you pressed the button why do you have no brains press the button next oh my God disconnected to the Box oh my God Ronnie you you just click this I’m not clicking it for you thanks for the ride

Dam it’s a pack-a-punch hate you oh my godun great can’t even Pack-a-Punch anything how do we turn on why not why not because he went up to the Pack-A-Punch thing that’s what the Torches was the Torches was Pack-a-Punch oh Jordan we can still hit all the

Torches by the way if we want to get there yeah look at them on YouTube okay yeah yeah ver 1.2 there’s nothing here I found a video hi guys it’s your boy skinny penis e basically basically hold on maybe there’s a part that we’re missing no we got the

STI guys guys you have one job absolutely just have one job [ __ ] res me you big [ __ ] I think I know where the you’re actually trying to kill me yeah him to you I hate you bro you’re such a fat piece of fat but I

Was goingon to Res you I was going to Res you I was going to Res you I was going to did you figure it out did you figure it out did you figure it out did I fig I figured out that you were going to Res me did you figure it out I’m

Trying to figure it out do you want to ask me again Lally I don’t know what he’s doing oh brain dead brain dead yeah yeah yeah check this out check this out check this out the bra dead person that figured this out the bra dead the bra

Dead look at that so brain dead oh my God I can’t believe I’m an idiot so brain dead can you wait for all of us to do it so we can get Jug also I’m come to me Ronnie I just torches bro why’ you do that aoom this we can light the Torches

And go up did not work there some zombies on there a lot of zombies still running on my cheek we still need money we still need money Mone need money need money need money we need 7K at least to do Pack-a-Punch and jug recording I have to carry idiot ass

All the time go just [ __ ] carry what do you mean carry you just got the Wonder Weapons you’re not you’re not doing anything else Wonder Weapons just get better RNG I don’t know you’re reted [ __ ] it’s [ __ ] better R where are the zombies at what they do where are thees shut

Up [ __ ] I’m so [ __ ] dead I’m so [ __ ] dead boom those idiots bro I zapped all those idiots I did bro oh you use your wonder weapon even though you’re carry you’re literally you’re literally like holding the wonder weapon you’re not letting anyone use it I can’t give it to you

I you’re gatekeeping the wonder weapon you’re such a nugget to aend I swear I swear same cool I don’t have any money leave me alone you Geto there was one zombie left oh Ronnie was freaking out I couldn’t last I couldn’t let me the zombies There’s a one left you

[ __ ] you dumb [ __ ] boy this is the beginning of the round loser because you’re a [ __ ] that’s why oh the bable ending is 30k by the way if anybody wants to try that help Jordan maybe use your weapons I’m I’m I’m I’m I’m Jordan saved my ass Jord you’re I’m

Coming need spe I lost my widow’s mine are you serious Jordan stop doing your perks and come here I needed this oh my God yeah you can’t oh God damn it Jordan him you [ __ ] [ __ ] gosh okay can someone please help me with the Torches I want to get Jug no

Can someone please hit that torch find and light the Tor in the middle it’s in the middle what do you mean you can’t oh cuz there zombies it’s down here it’s down here I got it okay now what do I do now what do I do did a send bro oh my

God oh you don’t have it yet some oh my [ __ ] god oh my run run run I’m I can’t Jordan you do you ever use your Wonder Weapons like at all do I ever I I have two of them and I’m trying I know I know and you’re clearly running around

Jack off trying to get beat out thank you f I’m dead again no just run away dude you don’t need to stand in that corner and get backed up okay how do we send this how do we send this bit okay I got I got the last torch I how do

I send it how do I send it wait for me please wait for me please wait for me no wasn’t funny as [ __ ] I wish I was Rec right I’m going to go off and do other [ __ ] figure dude dude just oh my God Jordan why do

You why do you not want to stick with us so badly why do you why do you want to run off and die it’s not holding our hand it’s teamw it’s called teamw survive you were up there with a pack-a-punched gun oh my God cope sorry we’re not sweat it’s just called zombies

I’m literally dead I’m where are you where are you where are you I’m I don’t have jger I’m dead I sacrificed for you R we can do I’m [ __ ] too where the [ __ ] are you gosh bro you run across the map and then you’re like oh what do you keep

Dying it’s a team game literally do nothing you’re [ __ ] toed and I lost my [ __ ] jug again where thees my God I died again oh my gosh just stay next to me that’s all you have to do oh you run away across the map I’m getting the Torches bro Pack-A-Punch gun okay there

You go you can survive now yay goodbye goodbye shut up you’re acting like you’re kid you just have the most OP weapon in the game mad saying stupid [ __ ] Broan Jordan’s Jordan’s acting like he’s so good you just have the best weapon in the game I’m car shut up stay next to me

Oh stay next to me across the entire map next to me I’m right here bro that’s Ronnie saying that’s what you’ve been doing this whole game here we can we can leave this area until we need a pack-a-punch again Jordan if you’re able to come out oh so now you want me to

Follow you not follow just leave oh my God yes we want us to stick together instead of running off like like [ __ ] nothing oh my God so so tough to do dude it’s almost 1 a.m. what the [ __ ] are we doing on this map no zombies spawn the

Second we get in stff move I want to do something move move move move move Jordan it’s dogs too can you just move for a second out how the [ __ ] do you do that I’m not telling you you guys got this I’m GNA go do oh my God where is he

Going Jordan’s making whacky mac right now bro look at him me push him off you want to just let him die yeah there is what are you what are you what are you doing dakiri dead shot dakiri deiri what what wait Jordan jordanan you’re 8,000 off from the ending oh my God we’re

Close we’re close let Jordan let Jordan get the kills he needs he needs literally like less than a thousand more Ronnie death machine too fun Jordan what are you doing bro kill all them he’s having the hardest time getting it so bad you’re so bad that’s not me they all died you’re absolutely

Cheat I’m going to Pack-A-Punch my gun real quick what are you doing just by the ending we don’t need a Packa punch need to pack-punch this one I swear I swear I’m going to come to your house I’m going to bomb your wife I’m going to bomb your wife bro Pack-a-Punch

Come here you just need one more Jordan buy it by the ending come here buy it buy it buy it buy it buy it Jordan he I’m throwing a gr you last one dude just by it be back in a second guys no look at him look at him if you bu

S let me do it let me do it wait I’m going to get it what are you getting whoa whoa how do you have so many points I got I got it get it get it get it [ __ ] [ __ ] you idiot GG WT report bot Lane for bro it’s literally you

Reporting the bot get out of here [ __ ] yeah game at least I power pack-punch GG boys all right we did it the most points I had the most I had the most [Laughter] points [ __ ] you I don’t know what you’re on about I had the best stats honestly I led us to

Victory no it was a team effort yeah the best the best part was when Jordan kept running across the map and letting us die bro carry every game [ __ ] you