【MINECRAFT VTUBER】Flexing my MASSIVE Brain in Adventure Maps

Hello hello can people hear me hello oh it’s working again perfect awesome cool excellent cool all right i’m just going to work on these assumptions working and hopefully it keeps working hell yeah all right hello hello welcome welcome back i am ready oh i’m so ready i’m ready to tackle some puzzles with

Brute force yeah i’m ready brother i’mma get these puzzles oh i’mma get these puzzles hello i’m doing well thank you i do have tracking now all right let’s put those guns away because those are dangerous huh dangerous dangerous guns all right so uh this is supposed to be an escape room

Literally called escape room uh i saw this while i was waiting but uh the rest of this is gonna be interesting um wait how can i open iron doors what the hell uh i hope everyone’s having a nice hope everyone’s having a nice day today a lot of cobwebs here there

Oh okay well how about an axis nice having an axe is nice oh i need to get my steam chat up here buffering guns stay there oh you want me to make the guns stay there i mean they’re pretty big look at how big these suckers are

Oh right i got to put those away there we go i see what you mean oh hey i got a flower nice i’m gonna put that back though oh god i’m gonna have to check all of these things wait are these all buttons uh oh these guns stay loaded baby we doing

Today i am playing a bunch of uh minecraft adventure maps i downloaded they are custom built maps that have a bunch of scripting and stuff in them for adventure stuff what the hell carpet on top of an end rod okay a bunch of buttons i hope that has nothing to do with this

Door on blocker nope all right got a clock oh you know cobwebs you yeah you can build a kitchen t whoop i see that i’ll check that in a second as i uh oh oh how do i let me how the heck am i gonna get at that come on

Let me let me open that i went in there oh yeah i wonder if you knew about that t check this out real minecrafter oh i think i think my diamonds are going to be taken i want how do i i don’t know how to get in there all

Right i guess i’ll have to leave that for now okay check this [ __ ] out i am now crawling i bet you didn’t know this existed all right let’s uh let’s find some stuff because i’m already lost in this maze where am i going i guess i’ll just follow the left wall

Nope okay we’ll follow the left wall that’s that’s the star oh actually i’ve i got some music look isn’t that nice chill music for minecraft wait a second i went in a giant circle did i go down here i did how about here the rest of minecraft story is survivor

Mode yeah survival mode is the minecraft story i mean like the story is literally just go to the nether and then you kill the ender dragon by going to the end they through oh that was a witch their their hostile mob yeah if you go into a swamp that’s a

Witch they’re they’re hostile they’re bad they don’t like you they are mean that’s a witch would you expect him from a witch i feel like i’m missing something here like there’s got to be a reason to come back here right oh it’s going in like a giant circle

Right this is going to be a dead end right here right yeah yeah my world spawned me in a swamp i thought they’re a villager’s choice so they’re staying high shrek yeah you found shrek get out of my swamp except it’s lady shrek old lady shrek wait i don’t think i’ve been this

Way before i mean you know somebody once told me i love shrek shrek’s my favorite my shrek is my favorite drama what what’s wrong karaoke went i don’t know if you’ve ever heard me sing it’s not really that good maybe one day where am i how am i lost am i

Wait where the hell am i am i going in a big circle what’s happening please oh god i’m so lost wait let’s go this way youtube player is being pretty [ __ ] lately oh my chest ah ah b second floor key let’s take a look at these oh wait a second what

There’s supposed to be flowers in there i guess why are they why is there black cubes above them that’s creepy so is this music actually this mucus is really making this all creepier um yeah there’s flowers in oh wait hey maybe i’m supposed to oh god i don’t know let’s go in here

Okay i see i need two more maps colors so one four then this is two and three okay okay i’m getting it i need some more maps though Is it under there i feel like it’s under there I wonder if i can do it like this Uh just have only play button it’s gonna get video to play when i scroll up to back down yeah the player players were pretty bad the last two days it makes me sad how am i supposed to get under here it’s a chest down there i know it but i

Can’t get close enough to use it hmm That’s me i’m the owner audio works fine oh that’s a barrel i can’t i can just barely not get it i need to like if i can get like uh wait can i get it from down here aha all right abd okay i need c now anything in the fireplace maybe

All right i want to get i’m doing stuff right now i’m searching for clues Uh but i can’t i need one more map are those different barrels i don’t know if they are wait no no these different barrels i don’t think they are but i can’t count that out not in the water nothing there hmm okay we’re about back in here i feel like

This is nothing though so i don’t know what doran blockers for okay i feel like it might be in that tunnel then that’s me a real minecrafter uh in the roof how about in the roof incorrect code i mean i guess i could brute force it

If i really wanted to but i don’t that sounds lame so i’m not gonna i’m not gonna uh all right i guess back in here we go i can’t wait for my food to get here so i can work what’s the soothing sound of angry bun hey

I’m not gonna be angry all the time just like most of the time okay so i went that way so let’s try this way and see if there’s any other paths i’m gonna stretch ah let’s try this way wait no i think i’ve been in there what about this way I think this might be a loop i think this might be a loop actually speaking of rabbits makes me think of big ears and um i don’t know i don’t know if any of you have ever had you’re like uh oh this is gonna sound really weird

But um have has any of you ever had like your ears cleaned out like a good good clean i have oh this was this was quite a while ago actually but i remember i went okay so there’s nothing in there yeah your ears cleared out um

This was quite a while ago i went to the doctor because uh everything was quieter your ear cleaning no not that kind of ear cleaning not the anime on a sen let me let me clean your ears okay well i’ll try this direction i went to um

A doctor because like i said my here my hearing was not that’s the only cleaning care about well i’m gonna tell you about my story because it’s gross uh uh my hearing was getting a little well it was like everything was a little muffled it wasn’t like i was deaf or anything

But it was certainly a little annoying uh but uh yeah so i went i’m not even paying attention where i’m going tasty yeah yeah so i went to the doctor uh and they took a look inside and they said oh yeah i guess we can just give

You ears of clean so they got like one of those little squirter thingies i guess it was like a medical turkey baster basically and uh stuck it in my ear just uh it was like warm water and some solution yeah it was basically like a medical turkey baster

I don’t know how else to describe it they stuck it in my ear and gently escorted a bunch of warm solution into it and they had me hold this like little plastic thing that was shaped so it would fit around your like chin and neck so it fits snugly so it

Catches stuff as it drains out of your ear it felt really weird but um when the doctor was done it like squirted out this huge gross earwax log it was disgusting okay i’m just going in a circle now i need to actually pay attention

But man it felt so good to have that out of my ear was like this god it was gross this is a little ear waxed log it’s like my ear pooped out ear wax actually that’s a pretty accurate way to describe it there’s a bunch of earwax poop

That’s my story i hope you enjoyed it i enjoyed telling it i’m missing a map oh i mean i guess i can extrapolate because c is the last one right yeah okay so yeah that was story time uh yellow okay what’s two b is two three right two three four oh

And d is c is six wait d is six okay so one four two three six charles pog earwax poop yep i hope not i really hope not i don’t want that to be my like claim to fame all right so over here so blue blue yellow blue

Red blue yellow blue red mystery orange all right blue yellow blue red orange what i feel like it’s got to be red right oh it’s gotta be red okay so blue blue yellow blue mystery uh orange i feel like it’s gotta be red oh wait what’s this one wait

Blue yellow blue red oh mystery orange blue yellow blue red mystery orange there we go look at me go i’m a brain master clip it man i wish youtube had clipping right now uh oh i have the door on blocker okay wait what now oh that’s it cool wait am i done

Boy sure is dark am i gonna fall into a pit oh wait what’s this oh god oh no math god help me oh god all right oh my god oh my brain is going to explode it’s so over for me hustler help i know you know math help okay so at

Is pound times at wait what pound times itself so it’s gotta be one so add has to be one no wait no pound has to be one okay so pound is one which means wait that can’t be right no that has to be right if at is itself

Times pound then pound has to be one but then how do you have pound equaling at plus seven And then percent is at plus pound i mean this seems accurate to me right so one times pound oh eight okay so pound is eight and that means one plus eight is nine wait but there is no nine no wait eight plus oh god wait okay so pound has to be

One which means that Oh god i’m confusing myself oh my brain hurts all right reset reset reset for alpha to be pound times itself pound has to be one Okay so if pound is one Wait what That doesn’t make any sense how can i have equals plus seven blank plus seven that is negative six that can’t be right can it there’s yeah wait no okay so maybe it is so if add is negative six that means negative six plus one is no yeah

There’s no zero well maybe there is a zero but if negative six plus seven is one which means negative six plus one equals negative five that can’t be right yeah there’s no negative six either the only way for at to equal itself times pound is pound has to be one

Therefore one equals at plus seven which has to be negative six unless pound is also one but then that doesn’t even follow percent equals at plus pound it has to be one so yeah negative six is the only thing that makes sense but negative six plus one is negative five Right is there anything in here nope that’s just a wood block at equals zero it also makes sense oh no yeah you’re absolutely right if it’s zero so pound is seven so if pound is seven seven plus zero equals seven so then it would be seven seven holy [ __ ] libby you’re a genius

You’re [ __ ] genius holy [ __ ] tricky zero oh my god you’re so smart uh you know what you’re right that’s what did it it wasn’t any math it was eu math button can be placed on red wool okay anything under there i’m just gonna flip these all up

Okay so let’s put this in wait why can’t i put this on red wool is there red wool somewhere else an end rod and glass bottle in there i can’t brew anything though can i i don’t think so who orchid no chain uh i mean i should be able to put this on

One of these red wolves right maybe not it’s true you’re not any so you can do math do i need to make red wool can’t make red though right i don’t know if i should make those into die i don’t think that’s right maybe it is right hmm is there anything under there

I don’t i don’t need these on my bar anymore not this glass bottle i don’t have blaze powder so i can’t make anything right there’s no water hmm my brain hurts uh oh god i’m missing something can i go behind the painting aha aha what could me that does something in there

Map number six look at me using that old noggin no one tricks water levels aha i smart wait man this is tedious and then three in the other one i knew there was a reason to have this bottle god i’m so smart guys i’m so smart oh that’s cool what you win

Oh cool i guess Well all right time for another map well that was 90 me and one percent libby so that’s okay let’s try um we’ll try stranded no we’ll try outbreak ouch what what do you mean ouch oh god java edition this map has now been remastered to support java edition however most of the

Blocks and the features weren’t around back when this map was made it also includes the use of command blocks this map doesn’t include any command elements meaning it relies heavily on the original adventure map style of play which is the use of dispensers pistons and other basic redstone items

Outbreak console settings player versus player off mob griefing off okay uh Hmm whatever oh this map requires at least two players okay well at least ten percent libby all right fair enough that’s fair enough all right let’s try rogue dungeons this one’s supposed to be like a roguelike i forgot i had one that was two players

All right here we are as it is slowly loading lore blah blah blah don’t care all right what do we got here follow meridia stopper from corrupting the altars are you playing multiplayer let’s see what else is around here okay nothing there’s a tripwire the hell is that

Oh i see he’s just playing that i see all right uh no i am not playing multiplayer Ah i see uh copyrighted music how do i turn this off Uh let’s uh we’re just gonna turn blocks off real quick oh god that’s the wrong one it’s uh it’s uh toe jam and earl i’m pretty sure oh jukebog noteblocks there we go because um right at the end of the frame should be a brick good to go

Info okay a resource pack is enabled uh-huh uh-huh okay yeah you get ramen delivered whoa uh i don’t have optifine so we’ll just lag reduction uh okay select difficulty last about lives if you’re losing all your lives we’re viewed with tab you’ll be taken to the warp room

Re-enter any room all right we’ll play with lives um all right timer um now we’ll do terminal j regeneration and normal Oh yeah i can turn this back on now hopefully so you wanted to see your temple it’s filled with wonders you’re going to want to look out for some of the altar guardians and maybe some of the things in the actual okay cool oh oh oh okay

Um all right i have a stick uh brick breaker i guess i’ll just take all the brick breakers and two health potions girl area entrance one the crypt okay uh four attack damage can break bricks hello zombie ow perish sword crafting ingredient a bunch of emeralds another health pot

And stick uh i see you perish i gotta not get hit by these dudes want my stick back that’s so creepy is this a jump scare one i don’t think it is i think it’s supposed to be spooky i mean if it is a jump scare one they

Have not been very scary so far oh god baby zombie with double emeralds what what are these emeralds they’re trading okay i can’t get rotten flesh i have much emeralds all right well let’s heal all right let’s keep going this is kind of neat so far

Uh i really like environment uh maybe i should turn brightness up it’s probably a little dark um brightness let’s go to bright that’s better that looks way better okay helmet flash potion more emeralds more sticks i don’t have a crafting table so i can’t make anything interesting yet time to kill zombos

I hear a bow okay you gotta go buster nice arrow hey armor all right so i can make a bow if i ever get to one unbreakable this is neat so far i like this own lore book entrance the altar chambers here’s several authors that keep the universe in balance are hidden

Away and each one is accompanied by an author guardian nightingale tough will defend it with their life would not be a good idea to try and defeat them cool i thought that was a creeper i gotta be able to do something with emeralds right right oh there’s stuff down there how do

I get down there oh requirement gate key insert your key into the dropper below i see stone chest oh don’t like this i should have had my stick on my inventory can i repair my stick oh god i hope i can repair my stick i can’t okay okay okay okay not

Not a fan of that uh one armor oh this gives me attack damage interesting what’s up here yo let’s take a look up here nobody looks up uh-huh ah see an axe okay more string axes are really nice brittle war axe what is it made out of looks like wood

Can i repair it i cannot where am i gonna get this gatekey from i can’t break trees can i just walk down wait are those vines okay i could climb back up then we god look how much damage axes do oh i’m stuck on vines oh good they’re stuck

Oh yeah t in case you didn’t know or for anybody who doesn’t know if you hit a monster while you’re falling you do critical damage bone blade all right i mean more weapons is good more health pots let’s heal up real quick i don’t like that conduit all the way up there

Oh yeah plunging attacks are very real it’s how you do most damage very effective you have to use your is that why you keep jumping no yeah that’s exactly why i keep jumping i think i can make this the answer is yes oh there was no need to

All right i that’s hustler in fact you need to use momentum mmo twitch movement i mean kind of but you do actually it isn’t actually gameplay benefit geeky aha uh i don’t really have that many potions but i guess we’ll just have to make do wait did i open this i did okay

All right here we go let’s go fight the first boss i’m gonna make a mess of you buddy you know the melee in your group that always jumps around there’s always someone yeah that’s usually me not in final fantasy though i can’t when i’m playing ninja i have too many

Buttons to push to be able to jump around like that all right let’s go find this guardian that’s probably a golem or something is gonna just blast my ass that’s really cool tip your spawn will be saved to campfires what is this dark souls i mean this will just put all this stuff

In here uh we’ll save the bone blade i guess it’s just yes this is the dark souls of mine mini boss all right i’m down reward possessed potion difficulty one out of ten boss handbook about mini bosses many biases are optional again you reward with great items two chances

Bosses on the other hand are required fighting a required boss you have unlimited attempts minibosses okay here we go oh oh my god This is not what i was expecting oh that was easy what the [ __ ] that was dope as hell what the hell oh [ __ ] deal six hearts of damage on consumption but leaves you with mindless power for 40 seconds afterwards cool what is this crafting oh i see

I’m gonna take all my stuff out again all right this is actually kind of sick not gonna lie crafted armor will not be unbreakable all players receiving an item is crafted ingredients two sticks for string oh 30 use oh all right that’s cool take this i’m gonna use this on the boss

Because i want actual weapons do i need any strength or anything else excuse me no okay nice all right i got a bow uh pants 55 uses i don’t have any weight i have five ingots damn i need one more i don’t know where i can get another one

I really want another weapon i don’t six fine yeah i don’t have any string did i miss one i feel like i might have missed one seven steel ingots six stealing i don’t have enough string i didn’t ever had enough string set oh i must have missed one then all right well

Put these away keep that arrow press to increase your total health oh okay it doesn’t like me pressing it more than once uh all right here we go wait is this the boss oh all right so that’s our fog gate huh laggy taste my bone blade my boner blade ah nice more steel

Two max health unbreakable all right that’s sick more steel i’m way more into this than i thought it was going to be magic fragment feast my boner blade snake trying to sneak through the forest but my boner blade is dummy thick keeps alerting the guards a sickle what

Who the [ __ ] is shooting me oh oh my god why does that guy have so much hp am i gonna even be able to kill him oh my god that was disgusting my boner blade is dummy thick what haven’t you ever played hit game shadows of the damned

I’m talking about the gun from there what are you talking about ram boots what’d you think i was talking about huh oh that’s true you don’t play games booties nice more max health there’s apparently a speedster all right this is actually mega dope oh god another measure of defender

Bean of arthropods i don’t put that in the inventory golden apple can i eat that thank god all right i hate that guy i have bested him in honorable combat uh zombie how do i get up there hmm okay well oh another mushroom defender oh okay oh okay

This is going to kill me if i drink this good thing i crafted this oh i knocked some off why can’t i shoot bow am i out of uses don’t murder me don’t murder me cool oh i’m out of arrows that’s why how am i gonna kill this guy whoop ow please die

Oh god this guy’s gonna murder me okay there it is there it is well i can make new equipment now uh six stealing gets one stick cool all right i’ll use that for now uh can’t get any more arrows though put this stuff back in here put that in there too

Yeah all right there we go let’s oh wait hold on i’m gonna take a drink i’m gonna have some tea ah i soothed my throat a little yeah okay something back there oh there’s dropper interesting it was probably dropping stuff into chests okay but what about up here

Nope nothing okay let’s go a different direction this time let’s go left you shall go left open that already all right uh i can’t believe i died to just a shitty zombie man embarrassing embarrassing who fought a fortune of bitus knockback one looting three sharpness one smite one unbreaking two weapon

This looks like a sick weapon all right that’s a really good weapon another splash potion or sticks i will use a different weapon first oh god not you oh no okay maybe i should have you killed him with uh that sword i want that i want that but there’s not water down there

If i go for that i will die but i want it want that too let me up let me up let me up ow cool yep let me up ram boots don’t i have ram boots already i do i guess i would be sharing if you’re a multi-player

It would be cool to play multiplayer uh-oh my dog is looking at me from the window okay she got bored wait there’s vines there so i can probably do that if i go down there all right what’s in here is this the boss area ow what oh my god wither rose really

Wait this is not a block breaker uh i see so that’s the boss huh boy do you not get what stuck in those dimensions they often contain more dimensions and you will be able to process proceed with caution every second area of each floor the ultra dungeons

Access point to the void dimension and none of these dimensions but there’s one thing these places and the things in them were created by an all-powerful entity something was capable of creating a dimension at will measurable power more so than mario okay so don’t don’t go in there what about

Skull head huh no okay freaking wither rose um okay i gotta check out the bottom floor at some point too plenty of time to do that i wanted to go to where i died i also want that for those idiots down there idiots dumbass zombies just walking over the

Edge oh what is that guy doing all the way over there ah stop that i hate this i was a big not fan of that legendary armor seems kind of sick i’m gonna put that on protection two i’m breaking one i mean it’s invulnerable so nest up there i don’t

See anything any bricks just there uh-huh uh-huh splash potions emerald steel magic fragments sticks let’s take a look up here anyways nope just a sea lantern okay okay cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool is there something up there there is alrighty now i gotta do some weird ass climbing

I’m gonna take so much damage from this Can i even really theoretically do this i don’t think i can okay what about here okay i should have just done this to begin with silly me for health oh regeneration i’m gonna drink this though and probably this the regeneration will be good for the boss

Now to not take damage all right so let’s see oh wait i see that i see that uh oh god no that was a mistake no my greed my greed has punished me i have pants now though look at me i’m all enchanted all right i’m just gonna drink this

Don’t feel like dying again oh they’re drowned now ah you guys became drowned julio let’s take a look what’s going on down here hey look emeralds too bad i can’t do anything with them uh where was i going all right there’s stuff along the walls and that big ol lily pad

Infinity world’s slowest sword i’ll be the judge of that i’m pretty sure it’s going to be slow as hell though let’s find out oh my god oh my god my sword has not even been pulled out yet this is the slowest attack speed i’ve ever seen in the universe

Can i even attack with it jesus christ uh anything in here i feel like there would have been something hidden in here it’s not all right um oh what’s that am i really still a regeneration oh my god i am i really should have saved that then

Okay i guess that’s nothing it’s just the sea lantern i guess i just i’m just gonna go to the boss i kind of want to see what the boss is like so let’s go check them out huh oh yeah i already got that wait no this is not the boss

Uh the other way yeah okay other direction i’m gonna go and die to the boss the dark souls of minecraft maps i can’t dodge roll though that’s uh that’s a shame that is how i play dark souls dodge rolls dodge roll dodge roll dodge roll dodge dodge prison entrance danger

Eternal crypt prison hall this could not be more dark souls if i asked it to be this is a one-way trip i mean bucket uh what was my 4.5 7 11. 9.5 we’ll use this and the potion oh miniboss superior shaman let’s go [ __ ] him up uh huh

And we’ll grab those what can i make look at this stone clay more plus two armor minus 0.01 speed slow attack speed flame infuser oh fire long sword legendary bow multi shot quick charge piercing proper damage this little sword oh that damages me though thorn boots blue talks

All right let’s get this uh this one two steel ingots four string or sticks two magic fragments i think i threw too many sticks in there whatever now i’ve got a dope sword and what about you can you sell me healing potions or something aha instant health false heart potion

Oh well this is a good way to get a bunch of arrows i’m gonna get a false heart and an instant health and then i’m just gonna buy a bunch of arrows cool all right [ __ ] it time to go bite the boss wait mini boss first reward superior shaman staff two out of

Ten can’t see a goddamn thing Scary oh i can’t see oh there you are really that was it okay use as a weapon or accessory don’t know what that means whatever ah very edgy what the [ __ ] all right cool edgy minecraft mod brb getting some food enjoy your food take as much time as you need uh

All right well that was easy got lots of splash health potions let me out of here all right um let’s just wait where’s the boss there’s been no boss so far i should have emptied my inventory i heard that hiss not enough time i am not a fan that i’m in a corner

Let’s get out of here these guys are shofty chill chill chill chill it’s cool it’s cool bro it’s cool bro it’s cool just a joke just jokes his joke his jokes hold me homie please how was that i see you creeper my sword is going to break soon explosive bean

Protection fleeting boots oh i mean sure i’ll wear sleepy and boots i don’t really need the extra attack damage right now oh the plus 2 max health is nice though oh my god this guy is [ __ ] me up wait this thing sucks oh my god that guy was so tough

You wanted my booty i see you back there you can’t trick me uh let’s just heal up a little huh oh i don’t need that this one will be fine okay i don’t like that sound anymore oh excuse me burping live on stream right here please get out of my life explosive bean

Well i mean i guess that’s fine oh i’m gonna die Please oh my god uh where’s my health potion i should drink this now before something sneaks up on me ghost blade damn all right let’s put this in my off hand because maybe that’ll just like give me bonuses being in my off hand what does this get minus eight armor hmm interesting

Plus 10 max health anti-armor armor chest plate i see i mean i feel like the armor is better but [ __ ] it i have no arm or anyone oh my god i have so much hp uh i don’t have any more heals well whatever it’s fine wait i’m zooming i’m i’m zooming

Oh this gives me speed i see i see all right uh beta shard has no use to the moment maybe just keeping your inner chest all right cool sure i’m a zoomer look at me i’m zooming i’m a zoomer i don’t like that it’s telling me there’s a vindicator nearby

Because i uh fought vindicators before and they have messed me up every single time but you know fortune favors the bold right i don’t what is that a husk the hell is a husk what’s in here oh there’s monsters in here i should save that for the boss

Plus 10 max health unbreakable yeah you know what let’s go with just meme and away with special door in the catacombs let’s just have infinity max health how about that okay i have too much stuff i gotta get rid of some of this armor that i’m never going to wear

I wonder if i could sell it probably not honestly shovel Uh all right angry book what is this can i can i put this with something i don’t know all right maybe we’ll see what happens in the next area if i figure out how the hell they get out of here where where did i come from

I want to fight a boss a real boss oh two keys are found in tunnels the other in a jail cell i see that’s a vindicator let’s go huh buster square up all right it was fine it’s fine everything’s fine don’t worry about it i didn’t scream like a little baby

Plus 20 attack damage holy [ __ ] nobody’s nobody heard that didn’t happen fake news didn’t happen anything else in there no what is that whatever um there’s one more in the tunnels down there i guess oh i guess that’s the whole point of the vindicator huh another vindicator

Look at me go i’m slaying sort of actually getting kind of pun saber let’s exchange that with this shitty stick i’m never gonna use that stick again wait jail has a switch on the inside i realize that’s for gameplay purposes though it makes this a shitty jail this shitty ass jail

I’m gonna die i’m gonna die yep yep yep all right let’s go buy some potions also let’s just can i sell you these no actually i’m just gonna put these in these because i don’t want them you don’t want that uh i’ll keep the golem chest plate don’t want that don’t want that

Done with that don’t want that don’t want that don’t want that that’s breaking basically dead even though i crafted it give me your strongest potions i can handle them i need only your strongest potions i’ll get another one of these i’ll say the rest of the items all right

Let’s let’s go find one more key okay so there’s supposed to be one more in the tunnels which would be maybe back here oh wait what’s this flesh carver okay okay edgy ass minecraft mod i’m gonna drink this though what’s back here i will get you with my flesh carver a potion

That’s a witch i have so much health i can’t believe i have arbor with the two minus armor things on it’s this insert into the eye power amulet ruby gemstone moon of haste to be ordered by the deities oh i have none of that perish i carved your flesh unpoisoned oh

Great love to lose all that hp epic epicol i’m looking for a bit helping someone with a problem that’s cool just just being here and supporting me is more than i could ever ask knockback five i don’t want that this sure is cool i wish i had like some kind of poison

Resistance or cure wait why is that weird all right well fighting a witch was a terrible idea because the poisons do infinity damage to you they just don’t kill you that’s what poisons do and i hate it oh it stopped it only took like 90 of my hp I um it said there’s two in the tunnels where’s the other one right one in a jail cell two in tunnels that’s the wrong way let’s check two keys are found in the tunnels and the other in a jail’s okay i definitely got the one in a jail cell so

I need to go into tunnels let’s just check this direction this time unless this is where the witch was i think this is where the witch was no it wasn’t it’s this in here no okay i think that’s where one of the keys was so looking for something with white sparklies white Sparklys okay i went in there let’s take another look just in case there’s an enchanting table in here there must be an enchanting table down there i don’t think these any of these are covered in black rocks black blacks blick blocks brick blocks so i guess i can’t get at the enchanting table

Uh yeah okay so it’s a different direction not in here that’s the altar question mark i’m running around in circles because i don’t know what i’m doing oh have i opened this i haven’t is that a hammer skull crusher uh we will drink this and all those drinking potions is making

Me want a coffee but i do have tea right here you know i worked at a cafe for a little while oh it was okay it was interesting experience i think is the best way to put it the cafe i worked at was like dead smack downtown you couldn’t get more

Downtown than it was uh there was a big square in the city i lived in it was mostly an event square uh but there was like a couple buildings now one of them was a ticketmaster because it’s always a freaking ticketmaster and the other one

Was the cafe that i worked at which was this little nice little glass building actually it was quite nice inside um just the void prison hall everything that has attempted to destroy the altars were sent here to rot forever it appears nobody cares ah there’s the last key take another skull crusher

Oh anyways it was this little cafe that i worked at and oh good nice regeneration potion i don’t need that um umax health yeah sure uh uh what was i what was it talking about right the cafe um i mean it was nice to work there

Very very sunny but the boss the guy who owned it was kind of uh i don’t know he he had this issue with us like ever really just like standing there not doing anything because sometimes nothing’s happening uh but whatever he wasn’t there that often anyways Hog i hope that’s a boss up there um but uh stigma damn eighteen steel ligament ignorance igmits igmits uh 10 sticks for string that’s a lot of help i do have a lot of health on four magma fragments what am i missing oh there it is yeah give me the stigma wait

I’m waiting for a boss to show up at some point uh it gives me max hp no i’m just a p i’m hp tank now put that in there whatever we’ll put all this garbage in there uh I don’t need two brick breakers i don’t need those that thing’s trash excuse me let’s fight the tantic creep hand to creep potion and nautilus ruin oh runes just flatter my entire arena just before the calendar shows up no matter i’ll have you open out of my way soon enough

Prepare for your death law Wait what that’s it that was exceedingly uh i’m attack damage armor but this gives me so much attack damage i went in main hand oh heck that was uh anticlimactic like majorly so i was hoping for a little more than that i’m not gonna lie um there anything down here oh i can’t

Go down conduit do i have conduit power right now yes i do all right well let’s get out of here that was interesting crafting no store huh not this time all right internal equipped alter room you have unlimited attempts at this boss difficulty 5.5 ah here we go

You will never make it past me [ __ ] that’s a banger all right this is kind of dope lord of the revenants i’ve been imbued with godlike powers thanks to meridian you will never catch her shall die Uh that was it like i know this sword is good but really was that really it i’m a little disappointed maybe they don’t expect you to crit i mean i i guess i but i feel disappointed cheated somehow i i don’t know how to yeah i don’t know that was that was uh

Like oh that’s actually this is really cool i like this look at this thing like five anvils wait one two three four five five anvils that’s dope did i get the eye i got a conduit ruin i think i forgot to pick up that thing from the boss

Oh well unless i put it in the chest well anyways let’s get the hell out of here maybe the next boss will be harder death death death Head or offhand gives nearby players a strength buff Rick blaker press let’s just exchange it with that one what does my hat give me plus health this will give me damage i don’t need that much more health uh yeah i guess i didn’t pick up that special boss item oh well crafting and shop how much hp i have hello last chance

These materials from the previous floor however emeralds will be used on every floor oh i see okay well i don’t want to buy anything then 26 attack damage you know what i’ll buy a bow i have all these arrows I will maybe buy a bow The like weird stiltedness of this gets me I can’t deal with it hey emeralds thanks dude these are mine now hope this guy’s not looking for his stuff oh i see he’ll [ __ ] you dude you don’t scare me uh let’s see 20 string 20 sticks five magic fragments oh i have that Where’s my where’s my bow heat stroke is my name thief now Whatever let’s put these back The sand burrows they’ll get into your skin i still have this parish i feel like this weapon’s a little op ah new string gold ingots sand helmet armor speed gross armors cringe minus max health nope hp is poggers armor is cringe i would know i am a cringe master

Ingredient action thorns on breaking max health what is on my head right now revenant totem well that’s the special thing i got right uh nope wearing the revenant totem i should get a helmet in case i need to give this up though it’s legendary i should keep it because

It’s yellow yellow loot good i should keep the sword for the next boss why you hit friend what do you mean why i hit friend who friend there’s no friends here there’s no everybody hates me in this is that the master sword this is literally the master sword all right

Well sounds like that’s a quest man i was saving this special buff potion for the boss and then the boss was literally nothing whoa oh god please no wither skeletons i am getting a gang bang well i’m getting my ass beat why are these guys so much harder than the boss

Why are they dual wielding what is happening oh my god that was oh hey liquifier let’s give that a try i’m gonna liquefy me some zombos oh [ __ ] powerful all right i gotta drink like a bajillion potions now nope not that one little momento please potion oh god it’s single world that’s laggy

Back for a bit hello welcome back aaron’s day huh yeah i mean sometimes it’d be that way i should have drank the regent potion then again this is less efficient be gone dog begone dog fancy oh i have a whole stack of emeralds now wither skeleton rattles thank you

Subtitles for telling me that’s here do i ever get tired of adulting yeah the instant it happens i’m tired of it who doesn’t get tired of it how could you not get tired of adulting gemstone breastplate protection unbreaking died huh huh can i what are my chest plate am i wearing

I’m wearing the plus 10 health one nope no thanks i will keep the dope ass blue chest though dirty attack damage jock stick hey blaze powder um what do i get rid of we don’t have to get rid of anything yet oh thank god i need an ender chest i suppose i can

Get rid of the shield do not enter you don’t tell me what to do what is this i don’t know let’s find out [Laughter] okay okay okay maybe i shouldn’t have done this no [ __ ] we’re going ah what Uh oh hello please let me start moving run it says no kidding me i’m an expert oh god oh that was easy nope never mind that wasn’t easy oh god silverfish are you serious right now You be gone Wait am i okay oh i think i am okay okay we’re fine we’re fine no panic i never panicked anybody told you i panicked they’re lying to you i don’t need that uh it is note blocks being played i might turn it off because it’s

Not much of a banger right now but we’ll see Unholy blight more crafting stuff is that an emerald block all right wait can i make emerald blocks i can’t but i can’t turn them into emeralds i just will for now blocked by a magical force Bristicality all right i’m sick of this we’re going back to my music uh oh i see all right this is this is neat as hell oh no how long is this gonna last six seconds huh am i gonna make this i made it i made it oh i had plenty of time uh

It’s not gonna run out is it oh there we go Hello hello is that it what’s this light fragment insert light fragment okay defeat the dd’s and return back oh i see all right okay cool we’re just gonna go this way then what oh my god tip look to the ceiling and the pathways will be revealed oh

Oh i see okay well it helps that i can’t friggin jump wait what am i dumb am i am i dumb oh i am dumb i went too fast too far oh my god help please help i was not expecting this mod to be lasting this long but i’m

Actually enjoying this a lot you want to go for that chest nah i’m dumb we’re gonna be here for the rest of our lives folks so let’s let’s uh we’ll just get comfortable get familiar huh i was talking about a cafe wasn’t i and then i got totally sidetracked and never

Finished that story right it was downtown so i mean we got a lot of weird people in there at all hours of the day because it’s it’s downtown so we get a lot of people who come in after lunch break that’s when our busiest because they served food too

Like little pizzas and sam sandwiches um but you know you got a lot of weird people coming in too especially in the early morning if you were there because there’d be people who like i don’t know hung out all night downtown not necessarily just like homeless people just uh strange people

Of course they also never trained me how to make a coffee or a proper latte so i just sort of wing it somebody help me somebody help me get out of this as hell what what do you mean what yeah not really i mean they didn’t like train me how to

Make coffee or anything it’s just like here’s the point of sale system this is how we do food i mean i was barely ever alone so if i needed to make a latte i just asked someone else to do it because it’s like yeah mine’s gonna be [ __ ]

And it’s true it was [ __ ] smooth thank you oh god am i going to do this i feel so i was so close i feel so nervous right oh no i want i want died okay one more time Hmm i’m going to die please save me from this hell that is minecraft platforming i am wanting to be freed from this eternal torment uh this way no i can’t i can’t i can’t i can’t do it i can’t do it can’t do it my brain sucks okay This is my descent into insanity So who wants to check out another minecraft mod yeah i do yeah let’s check out another minecraft mod huh yeah let’s check out another one yep gee whoa what happened whoa what happened uh oh tracking program froze wait is that my webcam or my tracking program okay hold on gotta momento please

Sorry i actually didn’t mean to spend so long on that but i got really into that one that was actually a lot of fun and you can do that one in multiplayer which i think would be really cool sometimes um uh oh oh god that’s the wrong one this was a test one

I’m gonna just turn that off so uh there we go all right this is what i was using to test oh god um no turn it off why can you see this what’s happening okay we’re fine we’re fine no more panicking Uh uh oh god oh god help send help okay okay here we go hopefully this will still work hello okay wait there we go okay we’re good we’re good hello i’m back all right we will try the less last one here this one never worked for me stranded lost in caverns

And then after that i don’t know i’ll probably just play like regular minecraft for a little bit one player maximum Click this sign and get a link to the prequel link to the guy is the block in the center of gold ore okay it’s not I turned music off so heck it i don’t really care i’m gonna play my own what’s this oh my god nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope no no no no no no credits okay credits we are not doing that you hear screams a loud thumbs from down

Below in the street got anything for me no okay let’s go downstairs i guess what the [ __ ] is that let’s go into someone else’s room huh oh thank you thank you on that song what is happening we’re going to close that and go to music wait what is happening okay uh

There we go i don’t know what that was all about my like audio cables got all weirded should be fixed now hey dude oh well i’m gonna take your leather tunic and your hat i am now man it is i i am man man am i

I just flew in and man are my arms tired ah about an easter egg cool can’t open that what the hell is this uh oh oh i’m being abducted and we’re gonna meet some alien oh wait what [Applause] what is happening a holding out anything drop pen you can

Switch between the five okay i missed that uh willian is in your off hand you can switch between the five cells put an eye in your fancy table through that cell look around for clues in the main cell oh okay uh this is laggy as [ __ ] we’re gonna drop down too fast yikes

Uh video settings we’re gonna pump down the render distance can i turn particles down minimal there we go that’s better uh let’s see 637 up okay hey that’s got a loyalty ah okay so i can’t okay so what if i hook no okay what here that’s back to the main room

Have i broken it i feel like i’ve broken it already okay that takes me over here i can’t i feel like i might have broken this right did i break this no way there’s a bunch of different of these correct code confirmed for earth i see ah what was the clue

Cool ah i don’t understand i’m so confused this mod kind of sucks because i don’t understand what’s happening right now i’m literally just that’s it all right this kind of sucks yeah all right we’re done here okay yep that’s it um oh god my tracking crash again oh it doesn’t

Like it when i stop a mod weird all right well that’s fine we’ll just launch it again and in the meantime back to back to real minecraft we in there oh yeah that’s milly forgot about that um god i have so much garbage in here what is this

All right let that warm up um did i pick the right source i don’t think i picked the right source all right we’re gonna try that again Um bc face that’s me right webcam hopefully this will wake up ah there we go all right we’re back we’re back in the real world real boys real boys and girls boys girls and other whatever you want to be well all right now what do i want to do

The big thing is i want mending but i don’t that’s hard to get so we’re going to go on an adventure Oh my god i think i have too many cows in there guys i think i might have too many cows in there um let’s make some more hey guys well i turn particles down that’s right uh video settings particles decreased fancy render distance up slightly here we go i’m terrified of that noise

I’m gonna walk away from it i hope i hope the voice my every noises or sounds look sounding okay now i think it is i believe i fixed whatever problem it was i had to reset my audio codec i’m gonna take a map and go on an adventure a very short adventure

Map map oh i did this one already ah perfect all right this will be my map um i have some craftable stuff i don’t need that tnt or all that uncooked food Unmodern minecraft yikes what what’s wrong with vanilla vanilla’s cool i’m cool now don’t give me that minecraft is cool modded or unmodded this is the wrong chest but i don’t care right now put the paper in there too uh i’ll keep the fireworks rockets for now i definitely don’t need these all right

Let’s let’s go on an adventure in the morning minecraft unmodded is totally cool just like me i’m i’m the coolest person you know right right uh help i still have that one so i guess if it breaks it’s not the worst that map in my other hand put this in my

Main hand and away we go let’s do some mapping i need to find a jungle let’s go this direction flying around let’s do this Never tell you i think i told you yesterday or maybe i don’t remember did i tell you i i tell you everyone working at a liquor store that was like right next to a prison i mean i stay right next to it but it was like i don’t know like 10 blocks

Away or something but the bus would drop them off there at night now that i think about that was [ __ ] up too yeah so uh like when people get out of the prison right they’re giving a bus ride to the latest well a shuttle ride to the latest

Terminal and given bus fare so they can go home or whatever uh but we happen to be the closest bus stop so the shuttle would be very lazy drop them off literally right behind the liquor store that i was working at and they would come in and buy a beer

After being in prison for like i don’t know usually not that long maybe a couple months or a couple weeks like they come in with the little baggies of all their stuff that was given to them and buy like a tall boy or something but like they’re supposed to go to a bus

Terminal right where they can actually get buses to go somewhere useful there was only one bus that went by and went to a bus terminal but it just feels like the like the prison bus drivers were so lazy and then me sitting there at the liquor

Store with like one other person in the stores get these guys coming in they done like they never made any problems but it’s still dudes coming out of a prison you know of kind of like a little weird so i’m like yeah i don’t know i

I it feels weird to me right is that weird that’s weird right look at all those cows i can’t believe there’s no jungle near my house my electric is gonna break soon i should take it off soon too uh we will go just a little further down this direction yeah yeah well

We’ll go okay i don’t know it’s just like working at the liquor store was fine i guess i mean it’s a liquor store it was just another customer service job although i did not like having to go in the cooler in the winter because it’s too frigging cold as it is

Oh god and the floor was a mess every winter because it’s cold outside and it’s snowing and everybody comes inside with snow all over their boots and they just gets all over the store in the muddy mess ah i hated mopping so much it’s a polar bear

Yeah i don’t know but on the other hand we got a discount on booze and we could take home as much as a bunch of the like free merch [ __ ] they give you to hand out to people who buy the beer because whatever honestly that was not as good as i

Thought because all of its junk and i ended up with too much crap at home that i really didn’t need but i took it home anyways because i’m an idiot all right i’m gonna land so my electrode doesn’t explode and a nice easy landing look at that look at that look at that

Expert elytra usage and now it’s makeup broken that’s okay yeah i don’t know otherwise the liquor store oh hey a temple otherwise the liquor store is okay as far as jobs go i’ve had worse ones wait is this not a temple this is a well for a village the hell

In a gas all right okay if you say so i should look for a temple though well you know i’ve had a number of jobs throughout the years uh a place that has gone out of business that i won’t meet oh did my crash again why is this keep crashing

Is my camera is it minecraft i’ve never had this problem before this is disconcerting well i’m going to try it again we’re going to mess with it again charles i definitely do need a webcam though this webcam is poopo they go poopoo hopefully it’ll start moving soon i’m

Going to keep an eye on it though while i while i play on the obs window hey look it’s me it’s me hello oh it’s still not working all right i think it’s the webcam then this is tech support with narls dealing with technology baby again

Yeah i know it is weird but whatever it is what it is i will just watch again oh my god please don’t do this to me i’m gonna give this one more try then we’re gonna go back in time go back in time again try something new again this really really sucks

Looks sucks i did it i’m good at this game man is the stream [ __ ] up i mean i kind of have expected it because youtube has not been very good lately no vc face is not working again i need a new i need a new camera that’s

Just really what it is i’m gonna we’re gonna go back to this i suppose hold on sucks but wait why is it still invisible maybe let me no it’s not overloaded is this sound any better um no yeah it’s doing okay i’m at eighty percent load but it’s not like a hundred percent

This is this is our uh state mandated tech support session of a minecraft stream for v tuber uh happens to them all it’s just a part of the the the scheme right it’s what happens nobody can avoid it hello welcome back i’m currently trying to mess around with

My capture programs because they don’t seem to want to work and i don’t know if it’s my camera or if it’s the program or what but i think well we’re just going to be this is just this is just me i guess for now okay we’ll try one more thing

One more thing we’re gonna we’re gonna unplug this uh-huh i’ll give it a sec plug it back in i am bonking the mic okay we’re gonna do that sit back down close this program try this uno mas uno mas welcome wait i already welcomed you well you get double welcome now

As you can see i have a stellar memory and i remember everything that happens to me hello am i my pc is dead set all that sucks i hate to hear that happen having pc troubles is the worst as i can clearly attest because that’s happening to me as we speak

There we go i do have short memory i’m not a smart man i’m very s i’m dumb i’m big dumb but i’m a youtuber so it’s okay that’s what v tubers do they be big dumb what i really want is to find me a damn jungle but it doesn’t look like that’s gonna

Happen anytime soon oh i should zoom out a little there we go now you can see me ears my earsies they’re very important to me it’s very important to me that you see my ears the hell is that noise is that a rabbit whatever i ain’t a feared and away we go

Pc was the old betsy bought it in died 20 21 pc heaven oh wow that’s a long time ago that’s a pretty good run for the pc then i mean it sucks that it broke but that’s a good run oh god that that jetering motion hey t

How’s the sound sounding now is it okay dolphin hello dolphin i don’t have any raw fish for you but will you show me something hello where are you going leave me somewhere dolphin or don’t whatever where’d you go i heard you he’s gone all right whatever

It’s better now yet i got distracted i forgot i’m sorry gnaws wow i can’t believe olivia hates me hates me she hates me so much okay it’s good now how old is my pc uh five years now is about five years i think trying to get my nes set up and forgot

It’s okay it’s okay i forgive you i know you hate me not like i it’s not like i wanted you to be here or anything i want my boat back i every time i mouse over my weapons i smile i love my weapon names let me ask you a question

Guess who doesn’t have a component cable somehow i’m gonna guess it’s you but it’s also me i don’t have one either wait i do actually unfortunately you are so far away from me that it would not do you any good also i might use it sometime i still have a gamecube

Paradox announced victoria three for may this year you should play it i might check it out yeah we’ll see i think victoria 2 was on uh the game pass right now check that out oh sit up straighter i’m just i’m just rolling now i guess this is what we’re doing

Maybe i’ll find a sea temple that would be dope maybe i’ll die at a sea temple every component cable i thought i had was actually snes and on cable the black nintendo connector one end yeah paradox games are pretty good i like most of their games i don’t

Need this map anymore this is useless to me would like to find a temple maybe raid one of those i think that would be cool oh you missed my ear poop story olivia i know you want to hear it right all about my ear poop earwax poop right that’s a thrilling story

Ear poop yeah your poop i mean to make a long story short my ear wax’s buildup was too high you know what i think is component cable of my romance room i’ll go look well i hope you find one it’s a ship i think this is a ship

Yep here we go i should have made a door oh that’s okay what is this bottle oh enchanting cool don’t murder me please with drowning i’m just goofing be back never wow man didn’t want to play apex with me yesterday now you just hate me ooh potatoes i need potatoes

I’m drowning i would like to not be drowning I was tired i believe you i believe you i’ll see you should totally find someone to play the weaver here series with i know i’ve probably told you this like six times but you really should game’s dope i don’t think there’s any more chess no there’s there’s got to be a chest here

There’s one what am i going to stream in the next stream say so art whip i don’t believe you this day so i think uh i am streaming on friday so not tomorrow and i will be streaming bloodstained a literally a castlevania game it’s like symphony the night but not

Symphony of the night instead with an anime girl who you can dress up let me out please please let me out and i’ve played a little bit before but i’ve never beat it it is a good game i’ve never beat it though i always got distracted but if i’m

Streaming something i’m more likely to beat it because any of the parts of the game that i don’t particularly like i still play through because i enjoy doing it for other people and chatting with my viewers i don’t get anything else here alright this place sucks oh i mean it’s a castlevania castlevania

Games are cool do It’s really dark out and i can’t see underwater you know what song i’ve had stuck in my head i thought you already know it’s been there for like two weeks now i’ll give you one guess people look adventures i don’t know about that one all right uh time’s up it’s chug jug

It’s obviously chug jug it’s all i can think about is chug jug my tomato town has been wiped out you got a number one victory royale yeah yeah fortnightly about to get down get down 10 kills on the board right now just wipe out tomato town maybe i should do a

Dramatic reading of it that’s probably been done but i should do it anyways or just sing it you know it is funny to me that nobody like so few people know that it’s actually just a uh american boy by kanye and estelle everybody thinks it’s the chug jug song

Oh god noah right i i’ve seen bible adventures it looks uh put it kindly jank another ship a bunch of books buried treasure map and some paper what do i not want seeds or there’s another chest in here and it makes sense that the cat song is like catchy to everyone because the

American boy is so cat it’s hella catchy my american boy american boy jesus is a real gamer jesus is a gamer he’s the most epic gamer that there was shitty pants oh bamboo oh my god we did it we’ve done it boys girls my quest is complete literally everything i’ve done for the

Last like eight sessions of minecraft has been trying to get bamboo all for the name of bamboo and now i’m finally free i can plant my bamboo and grow it homosexuality is no more hell hell no homosexuality for days uh i want to go north northeast this way

They don’t say bamboo they say takura oh that makes sense this is a different name for it uh north i want to go north there we go i’m on the map now look at me expert navigator now this map is tiny and so it’s definitely up here somewhere

Why is all that kelp broken what happened um over this way man this reminds me of pirate games i love pirate i really want to play sea of thieves again actually i mega want to play sea of thieves hey t and and olivia do you guys uh have microsoft game pass

Because i want to play the hell out of sea of thieves that game is so much fun uh oh right i have an ender chest full of elytra i mean junker boxes nuggets iron nuggies put the potatoes in there put the map in there uh we’ll keep i need the shovel those in

There our friend got it for me then refused to show me how to play it oh that sucks i would show you how to play it if you want to a lot of german heritage very funny seeing a white blonde girl with hispanic name taking engine

I would definitely show you how to play sea of thieves it’s fun you really need to play with people though you can do like three to four people uh there’s a chest around i feel like the chest is always in sand though isn’t it man i love aqua affinity look at me go

Ah there it is i should get some air yes let’s do some time how many people yeah it’s three to four hustler if you want to play two yeah let’s do that all right we’ll we’ll have to we’ll have to figure out a good time for everyone oh prismarine

Diamonds whatever i don’t need the leather and another heart of the sea i can just eat that to infinity all right let’s figure out how the hell they get going home whoops screenshots uh not that direction it’s this direction it’s uh that way yeah wait can i even do this through here i

Can probably go around this in the game there’s a lot of like just sailing but you like go to island island to complete quests that you can buy uh this is really the only way to explain it uh but i mean it’s just a pirate game you

Go bay you buy berry pick up buried treasure fight skeletons and [ __ ] shoot down ships it’s always pvp though that’s the the only thing about it like i’d love to see hololive play it or dj sanji but you can’t play like on your own you have to be in like random servers

Random shards oh it’s your idea how to play oh okay well it’s pretty easy to actually play thankfully why did i break my boat uh is this the right direction yep this is the right direction it’s just really far away you gone pig come here pig come here yeah give me that pork

Feel better playing and learning with friends since pvp schedule yeah i can’t understand why i should have picked up those bones wait do i have bones please tell me i have bones hello doggie boom blocks that’s not bones please tell me i’ve got bone somewhere i want my dogs

Uh it’s not in there that’s all books i doubt it’s in here i think this one’s all equipment why can’t i open that one i don’t think i have any bones and that makes me sad last chance i don’t have any bones we’re sad we’re sad oh hold on a sec

Hello i’m back um man i wish i could have that dog wait i have no music on the wonder has been sounding kind of quiet um let us go to my bgm folder gm play with windows media player uh sea of thieves i was suggesting

Us try sea of thieves if you have the game pass or not olivia because i think sea of thieves is lots of fun with friends i have game pass yeah okay it’s on the game pass then so you can have it or you have it i’ve played it and it’s like

Yeah i mean i’ve played it before too i’ve he’s seen it played yeah yeah it will it’s all the same servers in fact i think it might even be with consoles too well i’m not sure about that at least i think it will i’d have to get really drunk to play it

Again oh really did you not like it or is it just not for you what is that dog doing in the tree i mean i guess sure i’d have to look into that i’m not actually 100 sure but that’ll be something i’ll look into i still go on the right i keep making

Screenshots yep this is still the right direction i mean i got my bamboo so i completed everything i ever wanted to do now i can feel better about starting big projects i just need to plant it and let it grow i wonder if you can bone meal it horses

I do have a saddle but i don’t have any apples not for me a friend asked me some other friends playing we did for a few hours and felt like basically everything came out of her out of it okay well that’s fair that’s totally fair oh look at these dope horses

I don’t think i have any apples for it to eat so i’m gonna go chop down some trees And maybe get some apples that oak this is oak right yeah okay i’ll use my extensive archaic experience can’t be that different right oh i don’t know i never played arch i had better things to do with my time to play arcade like sleep or anything

Oh uh deep rock galactic i have that too i would definitely play that drg durg dragoon that’s also a fun one yeah it’s deep uh left 4 dwarf is deep rock galactic it’s it’s an fps but you go in on on little missions to go get resources you get a main resource that

Does nothing for you and then a bunch of other resources yeah basically you’re mining though so and there’s four classes you can do you can double up on classes too if you really want an apple i need more apples though i think it’s a lot of fun i mean there’s

So many games that i want to play with people i i still want to try to find people to play hell divers with i’d love to do some tabletop sim games um there’s lots of single-player games i want to play i’ve been thinking about what single-player game to play though because like

It’s a little loud okay that’s literally one percent so we’re going to turn it down in the volume mixer okay there we go brb again wow i’m hated uh but yeah lots of single player games i think about playing but i really wonder how interesting they would be to stream

Even if i like them maybe they would be i don’t know i feel like it’s mostly about me rather than the game anyways right you’re all here for me right right anyways wow don’t give me crickets cool friends you’ve got cool friends nerls they’re the best they don’t hate you at all

It’s always bullying me time it’s always bully mean time two apples maybe that’ll be enough i don’t want this dirt i don’t want the sand either hey horsey horsey horsey horsey back sorry i didn’t guess full support comments see t’s a good friend love me i said love me

I said love me you will love me i showed my roommate a component cable and she said i’m not a real human being so i don’t have that what bully out of love you dork hey that’s my line yo horsey time baby now we’re living in style let’s go don’t smiley me

You little you little i will not complete that sentence and i got this dope ass horse now although he’s not really that fast but he’s faster than me i guess oh god i almost fell into that pit look at how relaxing this is just me and my horse

Out in the countryside chill music right chill music i’d like to stream bpm again because i thought girl was gonna play it too i actually really love that game but it’s it is the kind of game that gives video encoders conniptions what’s bpm bullets per minute it is a roguelike first person shooter

With like you know lots of shooting and dashing and it’s fast but it’s also a rhythm game like hence bpm it plays music and you have to do everything like you can move and jump freely but shooting reloading using your abilities dodging all has to be on the beat

A beat of this song and they’re all like generally sort of fast bpm songs so it’s not like you can’t shoot quickly or anything but it’s a lot of fun whoops sorry horse honestly i just i think it’s a lot of fun yeah it’s necrodancer but fps basically

Thing is is i don’t know how what girl is gonna do because it’s a it’s a it’s a rhythm game right she’s really good at those but it’s also like like you know a fast-paced fps not really her forte or any of their fortes except ame a little bit

But she just gets mad i want oh i should just go around all right there we go trees are they’re defeating me i didn’t even damage my horse either yeah it’s really cool i tried streaming it on twitch once when i was streaming on there still uh but like

The i don’t i don’t have a good enough computer to stream at a high enough bitrate my connection’s okay but my i mean i’ve talked about this before right this computer is old and busted i’m using an i5 horsey come back like you know it’s it’s kind of whatever

I will upgrade at some point you know it is it is on my list of things i want to buy but i keep making screenshots but my cpu blows like you know there’s a couple things i want to get before that too i want to get a better webcam i want to

Get a real mic because i’m using a headset mic right now like the auto quality i’m sure is okay but it could be better it could be way better it’s you know this is kind of scuffed ass headset the headphones themselves are really good the microphone is it’s a headset microphone says

Like only so much all right horse you like seriously hate being on water i get it it’s fine we’ll be out of here soon okay horsey it’ll be fine oh my god this is a struggle i don’t know if i’m actually saving time with this horse anymore i probably am

Here we go here we go oh god skeletons oh don’t shoot me i know which oh boy okay okay and creepers oh gotta go goodbye going the wrong direction now i need to go this way how did i get so turned around my horse leave my horse alone

Yeah that was the mean villager yeah it’s a witch and they will throw potions at you fun minecraft fact poison will never kill you but it will reduce you to one hp most of the time but you can’t die from poison but you will die to the next hit hola hola naruto escaca

I think i know what that means i’m in a swamp with horse this sucks i’m painfully aware of that yeah did you just call me oni chan i hate that stop murdering my horse i’m still going in the wrong direction all right so it’s death then so you’ve chosen death

Horse please get in please get into my boat please get in please get in don’t stop to say hi in the old ladies and houses for minecraft it’s a mean it’s a meme almost does i’m i’m doing pretty well i hope you’re doing well too that’s about the extent

Of my spanish knowledge right there i would like you to be in this boat get in my boat pretty sure horses can get in boats maybe not all right i guess we’re doing this then pushing my horse to freedom come on this way this way buster

Why am i doing this i can just get another horse but i like him i like this is my horse get over here you I mean i guess this is working slowly come on horsey we’re going we got places to be what should i name this horse i’m gonna name this horse sitto this is cito pumpkins you know what i kind of want some pumpkins all right now i got some pumpkins let’s go

Back home back home we go so i know a couple of you weren’t here yesterday but i told the story of um well i don’t really tell stories i just mentioned offhandedly that i’ve in both junior high and in high school i was lucky enough to be able to go to europe

On school trips which kind of you know reduce how much fun you can have in europe but it was still a really cool experience it was sort of part of the reason why i took spanish in high school is because i went to spain and i loved it there it was great this

Was a long time ago though uh so the junior high trip was spain spain and portugal basically that was it we went to madrid we went along the south coast up into portugal and then we left lisbon we were technically in germany for like five hours because we were in uh the

Madrid airport but wait no no it was london wait no that’s a different trip i don’t know uh then the other trip was germany and italy with a brief stopover in switzerland and i mean very brief we were we were deciding like a bus stop

I met berlin i know madrid we went from madrid down to the south of spain it was very cool and that is where i’ve had some of the best pizza in my life was in spain actually oh another witch house cool did i have tapas i of course i had tapas

I had fresh tuna too oh my god fresh tuna fresh calamari it’s so good i love it so much if i could get fresh cauli more often than i would mine dog sushi no i didn’t get sushi not very common and i don’t know why i would go to spain and have sushi

That seems weird i can get good sushi where i live right now thank you there’s a decent sized japanese community around here and we can get fresh fish so what am i stuck on this i am oh i see that’s because you’re poisoned brain hustler no i ate

Actual fresh tuna and it was absolutely delicious and it’s not that canned garbage either ugh that stuff is like sandwich only shitty sandwiches only now this this was the good stuff it was and it was good oh my god my horse please don’t kill my horse or me actually

Also did the very touristy thing we went to imperial toledo which was very cool and i bought a sword at a blacksmith because i was like 14. a 14 year old boy i don’t think there’s anything cooler than the sword i know i’ll have to go now but thanks

Streaming yeah bye thanks for joining me i’ll be probably stopping for dinner soon anyways it is almost dinner time and i’m hungry what’s this but i will be streaming again on friday okay i’m gonna get off my horse so i don’t kill it in lava ouch wait there’s usually a chest here perish

I guess there’s no chest here this time maybe it’s buried guess not that’s weird there’s almost always a chance to wear on one of these things maybe it broke dab dab you’re giving me the dab huh well just you wait when i figure out how to play custom animations huh

I’ll be able to dab for real i will be dabbing on you all day and i will have a dab redeem can pay points to get me to dab baby i must be a village around here with all this path there is a village here who armor stands

That’s neat but i don’t really care what is all these campfires what is this a little weird-looking village what is this what is the kind of sick [ __ ] is this i don’t understand what’s happening in front of me right now i already do this anymore

Wait come back fox i want you to be my friend oh they made a fox baby what do you like do you like cooked fish no all right whatever you guys can stand in this weird weird fox pit i feel like i stumbled upon something i shouldn’t have

We’re going home horsey sorry i named you cito that’s right we’re going home after i check this chest wow that’s a lot of garbage come on cinder let’s go home uh oh my god horse you’re so dumb and yes i know i’m the one that’s telling you where to go

I’m gonna kill this horse by accident now god this is this is a struggle peace youtube god yeah you know heck youtube sometimes but i do like it a lot more than twitch personally there we go even though twitch does have some really nice stuff to

It like i wish i had clipping right now but i don’t where am i going i want to get home before i end the stream this this way no wait this way no this way it’s still this way i hate this forest i hate this forest so much

I can’t believe i found bamboo ah here we are well horse i think you gotta stay here oh no wait there’s home look at that i made it all the way home let’s uh let’s head there huh yeah oh i’m pushing a button so i know i mentioned the other day i

Got a keyboard i mentioned on twitter too but man i actually love this keyboard i’ve never used a mechanical keyboard before i’m actually really liking this one also like on the last malphite mouse mouth the last mouth i have left mouth that i had uh i had

Rgb on it and i turned it off because i hated it but i actually like it on this keyboard it’s actually really nice i even have it on the rainbow i don’t have it like pulsing or anything but i do have rainbow settings on the keys

Maybe i’ll post a picture of it sometime you’ve got a new uh-uh uh-uh you stay in there buster can i get you over this okay whatever i have a lead somewhere hopkins here i believe i have a lead in here near you that’s your home now and time to plant this bamboo

Look at that that’ll grow one day big and strong can i bone mail it Nice i can well that’s definitely what i’ll be doing [Applause] now i have a use for all that bone mail don’t ask about that random piece of obsidian Hello kitty i hate my cow box i actually hate my cow box why did i make that all right whatever that’s good enough we’re gonna leave that alone and not look at it anymore all right you know what we’ll go over here because i like this i love this

My little llama pit with my horsey right so uh thanks all for joining me i actually enjoyed those minecraft mod adventure packs a lot but i am starving um this is usually when i went anyways so i will catch you all guys later uh and i will be streaming same time on friday

And on saturday i don’t know what i’m doing saturday but on friday i’ll be playing bloodstained uh yeah see you later thanks for joining me thank you all for joining me i love you i love you all bye bye bye bye bye You