51TD0wN – Actual Minecraft Noob – First Playthrough

Yeah we can help you go through the game all right I am obviously you cannot help me it’s okay I understand he doesn’t know anything he can’t I literally know nothing oh he doesn’t even know you can’t even break a tree no I can’t even if you if you held fingers

Like everyone else he doesn’t even know how to punch I’m pretty sure it’s click no no no it’s actually way more advanced than that like how is it more advanced than that what the it’s really complicated actually you know all right you gotta hold down the left area is it

Like a button combo is gonna die Matt you better be screen hearing or recording what you’re doing oh yeah okay I have a flower I’m gonna hit the skeleton with a flower no you don’t no I’m gonna die with the flower no no no I’m a combatant I fight all

Right there you go spider I won I mean Reina kind of kind of helped me so he’s a barbarian I’m a warrior I’ve been choking out I keep MC’s moving again lyrics Skyrim lyrics Skyrim lyrics Skyrim lyrics Skyrim lyrics Skyrim lyrics Skyrim lyrics novakian I don’t know the

lyrics you got it you nailed it yeah that was beautiful beautiful on an unrelated note I love how I can cut down a tree with a that was my phone well it’s technically your fish and you’re holding the flower but yes oh

we gotta get you a skin okay um I don’t need it what do I look like right now you uh if you hit F5 you should be able to see what you look like okay well I look like some dude no you’re as uh no you’re in you’re in

Smash you’re the smash character oh okay you’re you’re Alex the not the the the female version of Steve I’m a female bro yeah you’re a female goddammit how do I go to my inventory oh wait hey do you like to put our skins we look cool right yeah oh wait we gotta kill

The skeleton oh no I’m gonna get him I got him I I 100 have this oh you hit me how dare you oh I can kill this guy with a flower I’ll do it no I can’t um all right what I want to do all right

I’m picking up the is I want to kill somebody with a flower this is on my bucket list now here um actually there’s a chicken there’s a chicken jockey right all right I’m gonna kill him with this flower okay oh you can oh no he’s running away you little get here the skeletons

This is this is great you chicken dude do I drown because I’m just him up kill that zombie I want to kill him with a flower you little oh my God okay I gotta get some air and I’ll go back down Matt’s out here trying to commit war crimes

You hit me it’s self-defense now [Laughter] it doesn’t matter that I started hitting him first thing you like beat someone with a gun and they hit you back and they’ll go here’s something to me you talk to me get him well I didn’t beat him with a

Gun I beat him with a flower so you know he’s killing him with kindness exactly exactly and being a nice guy uh watch out there’s a creeper all right I’m gonna pull my flower out Xena no that was me um that was a trip creeper just got a triple kill excuse me

But the worst part is I knew that creepers know the way back I think follow me I knew the creepy would explore but I did it anyway I did it anyway all right Randy yeah random we were over here oh God I lost my I had my

On me I’m sorry if that’s my fault bro I I I wanted to just Kill The Creeper but you know yo can you kill creepers without them blowing up or they always blow up you have to kill him quickly okay so there’s a strategy you can you

Can hit it wait it’ll you can hit it run away hit it run away you know like like boss fighting tactics because like it if fuse takes a second to go off so you can reset the fuse timer if that makes sense yo there’s a little red thing attacking me

Yeah you got the wood right uh no I think I died and I didn’t get it back oh okay here have it would okay pick up the wood grab the wood you see the little thing little box on the right crafting drag that into drag that around and so it fills all the

Holes no no that’s a button don’t craft that that’s a plank Dragon more just click and hold and drag there you go that’s a craft table grab that all right now um put all the now Place put the crafting table in your hot bar and place

Them on the ground hot bar is that thingy yeah yeah place that show on the ground no no right click sorry yeah yeah right click on it again all right now place the wood to one on top of each other in the little crafting space uh that’s next to each other uh remove

To have removed to one of the columns yep uh remove the one of the wood piece the wood in the bottom of the column yep now grab the sticks from the right side yep now put the sticks in a in two sticks two sticks in the center

Uh Center Center column uh put one stick on the bottom column sorry it’s yeah uh remove the top stick uh remove another top stick uh you need more wood let me give you a piece of wood hold on don’t move don’t you move you get out of the inventory yeah

Go into the coffee table don’t move I moved yeah that’s my bad hey place the sticks in the center one Center one bottom center you’re getting waffle stomped ah get yeah take the stick out of the top we’re making a pickaxe right now okay take the sticks out of the side

Columns the side okay all right this is really funny the one in the top columns come across okay sick oh God wait how do I break planks into sticks just put them in the thing and then click on the you know oh my God Wait okay okay okay okay grab a piece of wood yeah let’s put three pieces in the very top row three of the planks yes those little cubes put the cubes in the top row yeah good thank you now put the sticks two of the sticks in the center the center and

In the bottom center uh now grab the pick yo I gotta pickaxe all right shift and click on those two sticks wait that was just a good pickaxe foreign and get it back punch it and break it oh punch it no no no no I’ll Attack it no not with that

Not with that oh no with your hand I’ll Attack it with my flower how about that yeah I mean it’ll just wear and tear your pickaxe it mines at the exact same speed I just stole yours I’m sorry oh yeah I gave you accidentally give you two of them hold on

I need my own okay grab that wait oh all right now we’re gonna punch the dirt because we need to find we need to find Stone okay yeah yes we’re we’re not listening we’re listening to Skye for once okay now bring out your pickaxe yep there you go

We need like just mine around a bit we need like a bit of this okay now put the sticks in the same order do the same thing but with stone so two sticks in the center and then three across the top yeah you did it all right now whole

Chicken put the Cobblestone back in the inventory shift and click all right what the hell is that because if you hold shift and click because if you manually drag it it’s going to be annoying please die what me thank you no no no no no not no no not mass yeah

Never not yet not just later you know I’ll die later you’re not your use has not has not common appearance yo I’m in the water um you might want to You’re Gonna Die In The Water you might want to swim back up to where you were I can’t I’m stuck

Cobble deep slate that looks so sick swim around till you find an air pocket there you go yeah I’m good I’m good I’m good all right I’m gonna help you out in a second I just gotta do some um no man don’t worry about me I’m figuring it out

Yeah it might be good to just let him come on adventures I mean I can babysit him if you want no no but I totally get it if people don’t want to babysit me because I you know I don’t mind babysitting you because every time you do every time you do something

Boomer brain in me says let him like let him go off on his adventures and learn yo is that a jellyfish or something yeah I’m gonna go touch it yes please do