A Wholesome Minecraft Event

Honestly for Chase sweat so I can play stalls today we are participating in a SP live charity event put on by Michael McGill and kriti owes all the money is going towards the crisis text line which is a a text line for a lot of people with mental health issues and it’s

Working for koban relief and all this stuff but yeah so everyone’s on it and it’s playing and it’s Minecraft and stuff you you guys will you guys will sit here and watch I have not been on the server but it’s been going on for like like what time is the 8 hours it

Start at 12 p.m. est oh [ __ ] there’s a there’s a giant okay they got a lot done in eight hours honestly who are you who are you people some are you was this wheel ball stop stop right there I’ve got a you new u2’s I’ve got new u2’s it’s out on the

Youtube comment or it’s me as Bob Ross hell yeah I want you to go by my go by my YouTube on the youtube.com store it’s Bob Ross and it’s me it’s dropping at 3 p.m. est which is right now it’s out its out go buy it and also I’m streaming

Live on Twitch right now I’m painting myself so if you’re in the future that you might already have missed the stream but you come watch if it’s right now but hey go by my YouTube to go buy it it’s probably gone this is not pokey main you

Know what I’m looking at that I’m thinking that’s not pokey man I’m thinking we fix this that’s not OK man who are these people who are these people this isn’t right at all is this reddit what was that supposed to be who is this who are you are you who are you

You weren’t on the server how did you sneak your little stupid ass onto the server come back here you aren’t pokey vain who are you you think you think a replacement pokey man is just as good who is killing me Carson yeah what’s up a lot of things

Missing from SMP long yeah I’m a little confused I’m a little confused you know you know hold on where are you where are you on this map all right do you see me yeah come this way all right okay do you see this Iceland yeah why is it not like the most

Disgusting thing in the planet you mean why wasn’t it torn up by by all the the players yeah torn up would wouldn’t mean that like there was something like still like like like it’s all gone you know why are you he was on it who are these

People why are they all just crowded around here I thought they’d be playing Minecraft I thought they all quit yeah did they go to a different server yeah didn’t go to a different server what are they doing back here oh they come crawling back I’m adding Ryan to the

Column Ryan we’re doing questions we have some questions run all right and answer the questions I made all the time first question who are these mostly a bunch of randoms I don’t know how they got here okay I think I pick a leak honestly forge a sweat so I

Can play stall I hate stall and start screaming you know why I’m taking the ranch I’m taking the reins back obviously I can’t leave these people alone to to handle themselves all Drive is that phineas ferb is that actually supposed to be Phineas or yeah I wonder what’s gonna happen is this a guillotine yep it’s a guillotine weird no no no no no let’s roll it back it’s a guillotine guillotine what Jay sweat like he never left Take off the funny Mike okay it’s funny you wanna be a part of my award show sweat sure what’s it about we’re giving away who are you Carson wood we’re gonna hold an award show Josh and you and I you and I are gonna we’re

Gonna do a bit oh wow that is the tallest tree I’ve ever seen that’s me when I see myself in the mirror when I see a tree yeah yeah it’s good stop saw what’s right I have an idea well I got a bit what’s your back slash

Up its underscore Josh into your chat uh-huh what’s the bit you know it’s a bit Josh oh why don’t I have access to this command all right like this person or what you’re gonna do or like a mic when I’m like a mic but not like the McGill kind we have fun here

Guys quiet quiet slots about to say something what’s the best thing about Switzerland what no dead the joke is that I don’t say the other please continue yeah right today at the bank an old lady asked me to help check her balance over what happens from a drug

Dealer oh god knows what he laced them with now that the [ __ ] is gone we can start a you know I’m coming back to tell more jokes all right while he’s gone calm down I’m ready to start my award show hello everybody wait hello everybody idiot guys quiet

We’re gonna be handing out some great awards today and everyone here will also be graduating because this is also a graduation ceremony Josh that’s your cute hey oh yeah come on you you uh you’re the first part of the ceremony hi what the dog oh hey Josh hey so this

Is this is the ceremony and I’m here [Applause] Thank You Josh for those great words I serve up yeah you got it give it to me okay now spoon I want you to come give the valedictorian speech as an SP live member I have the the honor of what

Vance is up and down at a hundred miles per hour Wyatt stock a baby tied to the back of the truck junkie huh it’s your turn junkie junkie junkie junkie hear someone else take the stage real quick actually slack go up there let’s have a chat let’s have a chat

What’s good big man hey listen let’s go behind the stage so you know that one line that you did right the yeah I mean like the whole eliminate the middle-class thing right of course so I don’t executives for attending um very cool the middle class so I know everyone

Loves that a lot right yeah so here’s what I was thinking what if you said something else as gumball what do you reckon it should be I uh I was gonna leave that up to you I I was just wondering do you have do you have anything in mind

Jeez me I mean usually I just show up and you just yeah I get it here it let me get someone on the case let me get someone on the case I’ll Drive I need you to go to vc to okay so Mario on Twitter me and junkie were talking and I was

Telling him about the eliminate the middle class thing and I was saying you know it wouldn’t it be crazy if we all told him to go up and say the line and then he had a new line he had a new one yeah yeah is he finally not stealing my

Content what does that mean that’s the thing we’re here to ask you oh i’m ghostwriting again yes no you’re credited your credit I’m crying you’re getting a lot of screen time right now to be sure I need a sign just trying to think see that so the problem is if I

Say you know we can’t make it another class thing cuz the other two class Yesi am i holding spamming my whole chat is spamming eat the rich so junkie should you know what junkie just go ahead and say that get it over with eat the rich

Really okay no I mean I’m in just right now say it you know like just 1200 you know just a little just a little taste of it oh hey gobo hearing I got a special message you should you know what you know what I’ve got a guy for this

I’ve got a guy for this hey Ted also Josh come here I have a lot of faith great all right everybody all right hey so we uh we prepared some things for you guys and my friend Josh has a story to tell all of you my friend

You have met a terrible terrible demise but you know I I don’t feel too bad about it after all if it weren’t for me it would just have been from someone else you know there reminds me of one summer day in the park I was having just

A delightful picnic with my good friend Orville and I said to him I said Orville I have a story and not only that but you’ll likely end up believing something shouldn’t believe in thinking something you shouldn’t think or assuming something you shouldn’t assume you know elephants have those clumsy hands you

Know actually I suppose that’s the problem they don’t have hands at all do they now this was on a Tuesday which was good because rye bread was always fresh on Tuesday they made sourdough bread on Monday him threw it out on Wednesday I I do remember a who who would bring his

His son to to the bakery every Wednesday and then go feed the ducks he would he would buy all the sourdough bread of course you know you’re not supposed to feed the ducks sourdough bread at all it swells up in their stomach and they combined it’s uh at least at least

That’s what I’ve heard he was killing the ducks by feeding them sourdough bread and if you want my opinion on the matter and I told Orville this as well if you want to feed the ducks what birds are any kind for that matter it’s best to buy seed I bought I

Bought a horrible some rye bread and in a fine day it was what everyone think of that story that was scary it’s been a while since I’ve been on a stage like this but uh I have something I want to present to you I present to you ninjas

Mad speech in the gumball voice [Applause] can we get that information thank you oh [ __ ] an email from Cartoon Network put that in the animation and now my friend Wilbur has a song sorry I guess he didn’t hear right now my friend Wilbur has a song my guitar is packed I’m

Moving tomorrow so I’m gonna give you an a cappella so I learned today my friend my friend Connor eats pants – oh so hot and thank you to Wilbur for your song no guys look the chickens making those noises look at the chicken it’s him And now my friend Ted has some words for you oh yes I have something very important to say and it’s you know I’ve been cheated by you since I don’t know when so I made up my mind it must come to an end here I go again [Applause]

Oh my god and now antvenom is going to reenact the scene from Batman The Dark Knight Batman is a sticker that man pull out your batwing oh and now my friend all tribe has something that he’s been planning skip it a button that up and now for the graduation ceremony let

Me step right in I’m here to avenge a slat Wiest burner f IT how do you do fellow kids dance monkey dance I hope you enjoy your youth because once you turn 30 it’s all downhill Hank venom alright I have a very small announcement to make because I feel like

This is important guess what it is now Pig stop thank you what the [ __ ] is pink stuff my turn yeah J slat other side other side buddy only the love letter you promise twice stars a great disc you know what it’s even better than pink step Oh G beef

Stew is he stupid stink stir daily having be here even though I am NOT [Applause] Nevison I have one thing to say and one thing only [Laughter] [Laughter] hey guys it’s been an honor serving you as award ceremony host