Adopted By APHMAU and AARON In Minecraft!

This hungry little minecraft player finds herself in danger and just as she’s about to meet her end she’s saved by acne who decides to adopt her now she gets to find out what it’s like to be adopted by a youtuber Okay i’ll just put the boot there and i guess i’ll eat this because i can’t get anything else huh wait what is that oh my gosh You want some more bread wait no no no i’m not supposed to talk to strangers well um i mean i mean now i’m a stranger but you haven’t gotten to know me yet come on you want some more bread come on a little closer a little closer I’m going Keep me safe i got the debt i’m gonna go yeah dad go go go go oh okay nowhere there you are kidding me i’m just the kid and you guys are grown-ups yeah that’s exactly the plan uh-huh you’re just a kid now but when you grow up you gotta piss

All right just know this kid huh that weir will never fall for your pranks ever again stop why do you always have to ruin our evil plans uh because they’re evil that’s it you’re not going to put a stop to our plans this time as this time we

Have to pick up someone your own dude oh wait wait you okay thanks aaron i could have taken it myself hey it’s it’s okay they were really trying to go with that little kid over there come on don’t be scared we’re not gonna hurt you at all huh

Hey uh wait is that what why do you look like me uh what’s your name it’s mel oh me too aaron we have the same name that’s so cool oh your favorite color’s looking purple your favorite color is purple that’s so cool i’m confused i’m not entirely sure i’m

Me but she’s also me are you my mom i’m not your mom i never thought i’d see a shorter version Are you hungry little one you know what eric we’re gonna adopt her oh cool wait what yes yes 100 i would never leave a baby behind yeah it’s true actually she adopts anything she finds and i’ll adopt every baby i find but now i’m going to adopt me come on

Really yeah really do you have any parents well i don’t have any oh don’t worry we’ll be your parents now whoa and this is our house i think you really love it isn’t it cool this is where we live this will also be your new home too

I always wanted a house like this she did too yeah it took me forever to make come on in yay over here there’s a door and you can walk through it it’s so pretty thank you gosh purple’s my favorite color and i have some red let me show you around

Really quick oh okay this is one of my favorite rooms we have a prank room there’s a lot of things here um you know offer pranks of course we’ve got tnt everything i have here is because you know ian and pierce are just well ian and pierce

I’m so sorry let me get you something to eat really hungry and the whole wide world is baked potatoes or anything all right so over here i have not reading but my secret diamond vault don’t tell anybody okay but in here is where i keep everything gotta put in the

Secret code one two three four don’t tell anybody heard that and look all of these diamonds are making whoa this is so cool look at this oh but you know what erin i think she’s really tired are you do you need to laugh little one i know i’m tired i have

I just ate and i don’t have any we should put in your room erin you have a lot of room it’s a nice bed go get something get something for like a blanket you don’t have like it’s minecraft we’ll go find one all right fine oh we’re back don’t worry

It’s still in the middle of the night oh i can go back um Okay [Applause] [Applause] how about something shiny you want some shiny treasure this child has some real attitude problems i know she’s really kind of a jerk isn’t she Are blue thank you actually that doesn’t really like it hang on uh oh uh hey yes what i think the sheep blew up your house you think um what are you doing here how dare you guys she’s just a little girl seriously um yeah a little girl that grows into a

Wait a minute what what’s going on hey why is everybody in my house all of a sudden and why are we matching outfits ian um something a little what what [Laughter] i am going to deal with the trash oh yeah well you’re going to get angry it looks like you’re running on a [Laughter] that’s okay short oh yeah she’s fine i blew up the house i don’t think they’re gonna come after the little one any longer what made you think that well

When i was little i had no idea how to protect myself or prank or even feed myself for the hat matter so we’re going to teach her how to do all those things so she can protect herself yay all right little me it’s clear you don’t have enough of the knowledge or the

Skill to survive in minecraft so i’m going to teach you myself okay this right here is tnt you see this it’s made with sand and gunpowder very important to remember but that’s really predictable for anyone to fall for this prank so we’re going to use

This is a diamond or a mine it’s way better hidden and no one would know the difference so how do i use it all you gotta do is you gotta put it down like this and then you just gotta wait for somebody to hit it but you gotta be very careful okay

Because it will completely destroy everything around it i i really want to touch it i mean are you sure it’s going to no no no no you can’t touch it here i’m going to give you a few more but you cannot you cannot put them down until

You’re ready okay okay but i really really i know it’s tempting but don’t even try to go over there okay just make sure you don’t touch it yourself because it’ll go off at the last minute literally the last minute whoa that works like a charm whoa

See it works don’t worry i’ll clean this up later okay so we got the diamond mines oh that’s right we got these in here what was that all about now why is there a little version of you we’re not entirely sure what’s going on but you know what i’m fine with it

Because i have a little be adopted oh that’s something to remember little one we don’t prank unless we’re being pranked on okay or if we get bored oh hey there you’re adorable oh app is going to teach you all the best stuff wait wait a minute

How do i get back at those guys who stole me oh i have an idea for that don’t worry all you got to do and i was about to give it to you especially for those two they’re not very very smart but they will fall for this one or at

Least one of them will here’s some goldberg there you go let me try it let me check yeah i think she’s gonna get she’s going to do her own prank okay okay so why are there two of you again and why is one little okay this is so much fun

I got this she’s doing so good thank you wait is she natural oh i think i know what she’s doing [Laughter] such a good job and you got them back and we’ve got more things to learn but this is a fantastic start come on let’s see going over here you know what i’ll consider the implications of this paradox later that was just hilarious don’t think too hard all right geez okay

So i’m not really good at close quarters combat but i’m really good with the bow always happen come over here i got this little archery range set up and here you can get some arrows in here i’ve already given you a few already you gave me these before all

You have to do is just take your bow get your arrows loaded up and boom see uh what does this one do let me see that’s a oh that is a bouncy arrow you got to be careful i know your game i see the two of you

And we want revenge yeah your precious little arrows can’t protect you here we’re ready to go it’s okay wait what was that why is lightning striking hey guys all right come is oh [Applause] [Laughter] so you too come here yourself [Applause] now it’s time for the most important part of a minecraft server especially when you’re being sneaky a secret face a secret base oh i’ve always wanted I really work hard on them it takes me a little bit to do it but you know what this is the best secret base on the server uh that i know of your secret base you need to have anything for traps anything for like crafting uh you also need secret

Passages oh speaking of secret passages if there’s an empty room in a secret base keep touching the walls because if there is something you know that’s easy they’re cool what do you see here pierce ian you guys don’t reach down all right she knew we were here already

But yeah i know it’s true i bet you didn’t know that we found your secret face i mean i see you so obviously you found it uh other than now yeah yeah of course because we know all about the special mod on the server yeah we are the masters of time

Mod and we need to be able to do anything that we want wait did you put something on the stove without me knowing i just say we have ways like uh nicely the point is if we get rid of the you from the past then we can get rid of

The you from the future and we’ll be the ultimate pranksters at the server that’ll Get it get it get it get it all right let’s go go go go go Don’t worry about it She can’t do anything about it hey baby have some mutton huh there you go oh yeah you don’t like mutton oh oh oh we put up those nice decorations for you when you’re breaking them come on potatoes yeah she doesn’t like it i guess you guys don’t want any of this

That i have down right there it is a trap it’s gotta be a trap don’t think don’t fall for it man that’s it no no no no no no wait how dare you hey get back here where is she no where is she there you are you gotta hit

One hey watch me fire those are bouncy arrows down here I’m not really that good of a shot oh hey yes oh you two are gonna pay for hey guys yeah i can tell you what’s high the kidnap we were uh we were taking a nap no no no pierce pierce i think it’s time we know all about how this mod works yes

I use a time mod to get what bigger me from the future okay okay Oh He’s a man after my own attitude are you proud of me i am so proud of you oh no i mean you do you’re so pretty thank you so much for teaching me everything oh you’re so cute thank you ian why are you so bad at this yes that leaves us with

One more option yep there’s nothing else we can do big us won’t work then it’s time for little us what do you think come on out boys come on intel let’s go let’s go bob there i’ll give you the gold later i don’t want cookies watch me you are going to

Love gold when you’re older cookies are overrated you’re overrated immediately all right or else you want anything but and she’s really pretty and she smells like flowers why don’t you come and be with me no more kids no no no no no no no no no no you cannot do that

I want to go with the nice lady hey hey does she does she make cookies she likes cookies and potatoes and all kinds of cool things oh that sounds good you’ll love it cookies are no good you want good you want gold button a like button what

You know me of mine all right don’t worry i’ll take care of this nice one where did she get this okay and we’re gonna adopt all the babies in the world yeah you would have that explosion was pretty cool yeah can i have one of those come on kids