Alchemist Simulator

Hello everybody my name is markiplier and welcome to potioncraft also known as alchemist simulator only known by that by me because i’m calling it that and that’s not the actual name of it and the developers would be pretty offended if i called it that but i’m going to call it

The name of my video that because that’s what it seems Hi welcome to potioncraft have you ever wanted to be an alchemist see i was right i wasn’t i wasn’t lying you’re a novice alchemist wandering the world in search of your destiny after a long journey you’ve finally found a place to ply your trade you found an old abandoned house on the

Edge of town judging by the alchemy equipment and garden the former owner seems to have practiced alchemy apparently a wizard used to live here but the layer of dust and condition of the house suggests that it has been empty for some time all right so we’re

Just gonna accept that this is a world of wizardry and magic and i’m an alchemist and that’s dope as hell you decide to turn the house into a potion shop after several days of cleaning can i just grab any house that i want Like is this squatter’s rights after several days of cleaning and preparing the shop is ready for its first customers it’s time to remember your alchemy skills and start this new life in a new town with a new house that i found and i definitely didn’t murder the previous inhabitants of it it’s

Weird the wizard seems to have not been here for a while don’t mind that it’s all nice and clean and all this fresh alchemy equipment just happened to be here that’s my story and i’m sticking to it adding ingredients to the cauldron potions are made from ingredients take

Two terrerias and two water blooms convenient i have two uh plop and oh that’s satisfying oh that’s nice oh that’s nice i don’t know where i’m going after adding ingredients you can stir the potions during the potion advances the potion icon down the path defined by the ingredients so whippy windy path

To the right to the right to the left to the right and bam heating now the potion icon is touching an unknown effect to find out what the effect does you need to add it to the current potion where’s the penile and beginning effect where’s the testicular enhancement where’s the breath

Oh yeah i love this i love it already perfect you’ve added the new effect to the potion healing to finish baking the potion press finish potion all right grinding ingredient a mortar and pestle or an alchemist best friends you can use the mortar and pestle to grind up practically any ingredients and unlock

Their potential now i know some of you are confused because you hear mortar and you think incoming but it’s not that kind of mortar i thought for a long time i thought it was mortar and pedestal but that’s because i’m an idiot but mortar and pestle i don’t know what the origination of

Those words are but i’m assuming it’s some kind of like medicinal thing the more you grind an ingredient the longer the path that ingredient will make on the alchemy map once it’s added to the cauldron so can i grind it into oblivion oh oh Oh my god oh my oh this is the greatest game this is the greatest game this is the greatest oh my god look at that Okay oh a different path completely grind the water bloom using the mortar and pestle this is the pest is this the mortar i’m gonna guess is the pestle because penis and it looks penile i slam my penal pestle into the water bloom look at the way it stains the pestle

Look at the way look at the way look at the way look at the way look at the way it stains and the mortar i’m assuming all right stir let’s go down this road wherever it’s going to take us quicker quicker quickly or quickly potion oh it took me to healing

Weak potion of healing did this this week oh i can make a weak potion with less ingredients by mortarizing them that’s dope as hell you saved the recipe now finish making the potion i hope this is just a game of exploration that sounds pretty cool your task is not only

To brew potions but also to sell them to customers a customer has arrived go to the shop hey how’s it going people from all over town and even other towns will stop in and buy various magical potions your job is to brew potions in the laboratory and

Sell them to the customers many potions must be brewed for a specific purpose penis many potions must be brewed for a specific purpose but it’s still a good idea to keep a few of the most popular options potions on hand just in case if a customer likes a potion it will be clear

From their reaction but they’re not going to tell me what they want good afternoon yesterday at a friend’s party i burned my tongue on some hot soup now i can’t taste the thing and i’m a brewer i need to be able to check the quality of my product my tongue is useless now

Are you sure this is for tasting you don’t need your tongue you want that oh can i haggle i’ll haggle the hell out of you okay i’ll buy this potion but i won’t pay very much well you’re kind of a dick then you and your stupid mustache go

Lick a stone all right fine hi lady my husband has been ill for some time but recently he got even worse now he can’t even get up he has a fever and sweats do you have any medicine for my poor husband let’s see haggle haggle i’m gonna haggle

Haggle did i haggle did i not haggle i thought that it was supposed to go in the green and that was haggling all right whatever you will often not have a ready-made potion for certain customers that’s okay you can always go back to the laboratory to make the potion they

Need there’s no time limit so you can focus on the recipe the client will not leave not like you got anything better to do do you yeah yeah that’s what i thought hello my sister infested my hud even though i have a cat the cat just lies on the cabinets and watches the

Mice do whatever they want i need a vial of rat poison so it’ll be easier to poison those rodents than wait for the stupid cat’s help good call i’m gonna make poison go to the garden where’s my garden garden kindergarten is one of the alchemist’s main sources of ingredients

Every day new ingredients will grow in the garden don’t forget to pick them from time to time Go to the laboratory casper needs a poison which means you need to create a potion with a poison effect you will have to look for the most of the effect on your own throughout the map but you’ll remember your alchemy lessons that such a potion can be made from one terrarium and one

Firebell i just so happen to have exactly what you desire milady uh don’t mind that on the floors a little bit it’s got some rad hairs in it for uh poisoning i seem to have reached a destination on the map let’s take her for a spin and blow and shriek I’ll save that recipe nice hey how would you like a weak potion of poisoning also known as poison let’s haggle come on the arrows inside the golden bonus area oh hitting the bonus areas tips to scale in your favor but missing them does the opposite scale will go gradually go up

I love you i i love you the weather’s nice books i love you uh i love you um weather i love you uh i’m i’m i’m winning you over with my love and books come on come on i got this and deal we’re gonna get a deal we have a deal ah

I got two more gold out of that for all that work amount although i love yous go to the bedroom to end the day oh i guess i’m done i had a grand old time i had a fantastic day i can’t wait to make such sexification potions excellent you have refreshed

Your alchemy knowledge and familiarize yourself with the alchemy equipment in the attic next to the bed you can found ingredients and a ladle for water this is your potion shop now and you decide what to do next greet customers chat hell potion is haggled and don’t forget the other iranians oh

I’m on my own i’m free freedom hey how’s it going healing potion bandit shot me through the shoulder all right i can do that i think i i think it was this thing and then it was some of this what if i put it all in the same blob oh

Seems like it didn’t go in the same blobbity blue oh do i need water oh yeah let’s water it up oh yeah oh you can go back to the center of the map by putting water interesting i put too much water in it it’s just a little bit of a grind just a

Little bit and then all right that’s nice i like that here you go i’m gonna haggle the hell out of you i love you beer sausages you like sausage the ladies the ladies the lady sausage weather all right and deal all right that’s excellent what do you want invasive

Beetles we need to poison them or our harvest is doomed i know exactly what you’re looking for you’re looking for oops a shoot well that is not what i was hoping for scooch oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah let’s mix her up oh yeah

So you can go any which away you can go every which away uh lixie and please add a nice sound effect when the cauldron goes kaspoosh i don’t know why but i’m very suspicious about what you’re gonna add and i won’t know until the video comes out i’m sure it’s fine All right i trust you have a potion you want potion i’ll haggle the hell out of you ladies books books the ladies weather sausage you look like a man who loves kielbasa and the ladies hi i have some strange soup lunch and now i don’t feel so good oof do you have

Anything for a troubled gut well either you want a healing potion or you want something of like constitution or stamina or something like that let’s go up let’s gotta go crazy with it let’s see what’s up you know what i mean let’s go up let’s see where this takes

Us you know what i’m talking about ooh that don’t look good oh that don’t look good at all well let’s go right let’s see uh where this takes us ooh a land of knowledge i’m seeing a little bit of oh right there that’s the perfect mix

Let’s see if that gets us on the the spot oh yes it does scooch what is this ah mana that’s not what i was talking about well that sucked give give give give give give give all of this um let’s see maybe you just want healing i don’t know Splam hey do you want healing oh all right what about kielbasa what about kielbasa weather ladies and books what about books whether book lady kilbasa all right fine hello are you new alchemist i’m the local herbalist i gather plants and sell them so want to see what i have for sale i

Think i have something that might interest you so I only sell what i know about flowers herbs roots and various bears and fruit lemon okay show me your goods oh what’s this weird vine whoa that’s a not so route okay but i already have the i’m gonna get some of these i’m gonna haggle you Done deal all right i will pay 55 and i am ashamed of it i am ashamed or goodbye i don’t know what do i have here the alchemist oh talent talent strong and fast-acting post tonight appreciate you save your questions kept our little steal a secret your silence

Will be generously rewarded of course i know what you need oh poison not po you said poison i i was just or whatever ah let’s see additional bonuses to give experience when collected these bonuses yeah i know something about economies i know what you want my friend i know what you

Want i know what you want i am 100 on board I keep forgetting to mix her up oh yeah you want big poison you want honking poison got it all right my friend there you are let’s haggle i won’t say a word about the ladies books ladies weather book kielbasa i know the magic words i know that whoa

I oh oh my reputation um oh fire potion i’ll coat my blade with it and take that elemental down you got it um please say nothing about me doing anything unsavory i need to very gently oh yeah just like that just like that just like that because i’m gonna take a stroll

Through red mush territory oh yeah oh oh yeah we’re going off to the left let’s see where this takes us oh yeah oh ooh okay let’s uh go up wind bloom oh god come on come on nailed it what’s with the whirlwind what is this

Potion of light uh i need a fire potion not a potion of light ooh are these like portals that’ll take me to somewhere special like uh some kind of otherworldly Whatever have you let’s go on an adventure let’s see where this takes us we’re gonna go on an adventure i’m going on an adventure oh there’s something up there What is this ah potion of frost that was so close that means maybe the other one’s the other way you know what i mean i love this game i love this this away yes yes admittedly fire bell would probably take me towards potion of flames and whatnot you know

What i mean you know what i’m talking about oh yes it would oh yes it do oh it definitely do oh yeah oh i’m still there oh yes yes i knew that would happen i knew it how am i gonna forget any of this alchemy stuff like why would i even need

To save the recipe i already know what they do hey it took me a while but man i gotta hey i love you i love you um i love you i love the weather i love books i love books i love the weather i love you i love book and haggle done

What a coincidence command sent me to fight in elemental too but this one is a fire elemental oh i am already here baby the weather books weather books weather whether the ladies books kill bossa i know this it’s like a spell i put on them and they can’t do nothing about it

They can’t do nothing about it all right basement do i have a basement oh i have a bit whoa oh oh my god that’s awful all right well i think i helped kill a dude but that’s okay happens to the best of us like people die it’s not my fault

I only sold the poison that does seem like it’s my fault but also shut up it’s not all right i got that look at the new ones oh eller went fishing cast my line immediately got a bite oh no fish had some teeth put me in here

Okay fine i should just like stock up on a few of these excuse me douche healing potion it is healing person it is boring there you go I was very raining all the time so i need to plow this week oh look what happened it started raining today you want light no that ain’t it mana nah okay you need to burn them but do you need a fire potion is that what you’re craving right now is that what

You’re craving is this what you want still got it scooch did you want fi oh fire i can’t even haggle visitors in a very bad mood and won’t haggle with you well screw you two i love the weather and kill bossa but not you oh hello

It’s nice to see new faces in these parts i suppose you’re the new alchemist wonderful i’m the local mushroomer if you’re an alchemist then you must know quality ingredients when you see them i have a few mushrooms here will you take a look nope only mushrooms i have the best okay well

Oh that was a valuable mushroom oh that was a valuable one well that’s a windy woo path but they’re cheap as hell so i’ll take some i mean if they’re on sale i’m gonna buy them but i’m gonna haggle the hell out of yet ladies gilbasa kilbasa ladies weather going doing going bam

I still paid a lot all right goodbye goodbye hey says he has great fear of fire and refuses to use candles however still i have a potion of light haggle haggle haggle oh you are tough to haggle with oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah

Hello carrie poison i’m the local sorceress a witch if you like that’s what the locals call me anyway i didn’t come just out of curiosity do you happen carry poison why would a witch need poison sometimes our witch recipe calls for poison and human blood but i’ll get that myself somehow

Okay all right you know what uh you seem like a reasonable witch you seem like a very reasonable witch i love haggling i love it there you go yeah no reputation change okay that’s fine all right now i get to goddamn explore oh yeah now what’s beyond the horizon What lies beyond glorious knowledge ooh we got a mystery potion oh you can get like a rank two oh i didn’t even know that potion of bounce ooh you can get oh i didn’t even know if that was the thing oh interesting i don’t think i have enough

To go up and left so i’m gonna wait till tomorrow all right i’m going to bed this game is a goddamn delight it’s a goddamn delight you know it’s very rare that i come across a game that’s a goddamn delight it’s got experimentation who is this who is that

Are these the wizards family is this the wizards family is this the wizards dildo trunk what is in there i don’t like how i’m fingering it um there’s probably easter eggs all over this place i bet i bet i bet i bet i just bet i just bet hello ah a wizard

Hello i see you recently opened i’m also an alchemist but i’m just passing through town i’m collecting some ingredients selling my alchemy equipment so i decided to drop in i’m running light right now and only have enchanted paper sheets in the recipe book are made of enchanted paper the chairman slows

Down the paper’s aging allows you to ask existing recipes you can even completely erase an old recipe and write a new one instead in addition the sheets of paper can be conveniently bounded to the real okay i still don’t know what the recipe book does exactly i don’t have enough

Money i don’t got enough money get out of my shop no competition allowed i have the brilliant ideas yesterday to brew a beer that warms your bones even on the coldest days people would pay a pretty penny for it in the northern provinces i need something like liquid fire oh

Do i have that this is not perfection yet i need one more oh Baby you’re going to love this this is literally going to cause someone to spontaneously combust i don’t know what happens when i say a recipe anyway this this is no joke my dude what else do you add to beer recipe for my beer is big seared

All i can say is i add five types of fiery pepper to this one this is going to kill someone and i am all about that i have no moral compass anyway how’s the weather yeah uh-huh now that’s a good price children who wander into the forest to play by the

Lake have started going missing of late the villagers are certain it’s a merman i’ve heard merman flee at the sound of thunder under bounce you want to bounce you want to bounce on the mermaid okay i have no idea where the the sound of thunder would

Occur oh there’s a potion down there it probably cut through down that way let’s do it hmm is there anything that’ll go kind of like a cookie path no all right i gotta be very cautious there the perfect mix the perfect mix and then this okay just a little off I don’t know what this does God damn it fast growth interesting not what i wanted boo i love the nuance of it i love just being able to kind of do things i’m gonna go in the whirlpool i don’t know what it means it’s probably bad probably resets here or something i don’t know but it seems

Fun only one way to find out life is about experimentation oh what is this what have i done there’s something over there and what would this be pray tell pray tell what would this be i don’t know let’s find out hey potion of lightning that’s what this guy wanted

Potion of lightning you got that was a tough potion yeah you better be willing to pay for that it’s top quality i slaved over it for so long so long you ever have a kielbasa all right alchemist past chapter one good job you completed the chapter with each new

Chapter new visitors order types potion bases merchants and purchasable items appear continue to complete the goals in the alchemist path to unlock the full potential of your alchemy equipment and learn all the secrets of the trade this is a god damn delight this game is lovely i love it it’s fascinating it’s

Fun it’s so peaceful i love it i think this is a fantastic game if you want to play for yourself link is in the description thank you everybody so much for watching let me know what you thought down in the comments below and let me know if there’s a deep dark

Secret to this game because it seems like there might be anyway as always i will see you in the next video bye-bye You