ANGRY GINGE PLAYS MINECRAFT – A Not So Happy Ending (EP.9)

Oh my God why is there a [ __ ] urge outside my house why is there an orchid outside my house what the [ __ ] um hello no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no chill the [ __ ] out and chill out now what the [ __ ]

What the [ __ ] is this is this some sort of [ __ ] joke chill out chill out chill out no what it means say no get out why they mate I know I need arm I know I need armor oh my [ __ ] god why are they in my house though I mean why are

They in my house get out of my house you [ __ ] weirdos oh my I can’t believe I’m actually seeing where’s my iron um I’ve just wasted Four Diamonds on some [ __ ] stupid Diamond [ __ ] boots [ __ ] hell that was my [ __ ] knees can’t believe I’ve just done that it’s been raining what a [ __ ]

Jordan’s man ‘s mate [ __ ] off you dick oh my [ __ ] god how has that even happened ah you are joking I can’t believe that I actually can’t believe that that’s so [ __ ] how is it karma karma for what what have I done wrong the [ __ ] is it camera for

[ __ ] sake I’m taking me carrot Crocs off [ __ ] sake man oh my God that’s [ __ ] annoying for that waste of four [ __ ] diamonds why are they all still near my house why are they all still near my house you can [ __ ] come over here mate apparently no they can’t me I’m [ __ ]

Can chill out mate no move I’m gonna die is it embarrassing if you die to the berry bush I can imagine it’s very [ __ ] embarrassing to be fair crouching the berries don’t hurt that true And you [ __ ] absolute [ __ ] if you put a shield on you take less fire damage out first got these little swimming pool there Chad don’t mind me do oh I’m feeling a bit of the sauna oh [ __ ] I’ve not got one yet never mind at least I could do this now though

Pub pool [ __ ] off a pill’s a pool mate yeah I can’t remember if he wants to stream My Stream let me stream My Stream he’s just beat it away I don’t all right there we go perfect I’ve been left undelivered by my crush for 17 days do I

Still have a chance uh no no she’s [ __ ] someone else by now mate she’s [ __ ] someone else can’t you see a open wide world a lie to you baby right wait where’s my Redstone I need some Redstone torches for the song it’s gonna make it look miles better

How do I make redstone torches I need sticks I should have sticks don’t ever disrespect me cause on my I don’t even know you are mate wait what the [ __ ] is going on about oh no you are weirdo anyway there you go nice little set in there in it it’s a

Nice little setting that’s the one there one uh and then fire in there we get rid of these a nice little relaxed station in the sauna nice little relaxed you know that’s a nice little worst swimming pool ever oh [ __ ] I’m sorry Peter Andre you’re

Gonna come and do it often eh shut up you [ __ ] what should I say what should I say my girlfriend yeah probably get one first mate I can’t drink a [ __ ] sentence together it’s a pool there we go there we go right there your pill isn’t good for disabled people

We haven’t no disabled people real policy and it’s just nothing against him it’s just that I can’t be asked doing anything to accommodate them so yeah it’s what it is really in it um right what else do I need to do I’ve got me sauna kind of what else am I

Missing on me sauna a shower in real life so let me go get some more wood actually fairs thank you any chance here are what we’ve got the perfect okay we’re on the roll then run a roll Runner rule right get rid of them a bit of wood there

Like get rid of this perfect how the [ __ ] by the way if people actually gone on a website and how does the website know where the diamonds are gonna be I find that really weird I [ __ ] neither mate I don’t watch Scottish Football I don’t enjoy Scottish Football

So I can’t answer it mate right uh do we go one on one up in the roof or what Jacob we’re all right I reckon we’re all right here I’ll go on up there why don’t you please with someone on Minecraft grams I’m not happy to play with you

That’s a joke by the way that’s a joke I wouldn’t ever that’s [ __ ] you know that’s just that’s just wait Get back here you better and you just look you’re the [ __ ] blocked eyes with me What are you selling can you slush your [ __ ] useless absolutely [ __ ] useless It’s my dad I’m [ __ ] I’m having the iron But how much [ __ ] I never got here [ __ ] oh [ __ ] I was going to my [ __ ] swimming pool There you go can’t you see ya open wide world I lie to you baby would I lie to you why’d you all say I do I say poo like why do you all say oh my God I say pool normal like thank you I don’t say you have a w where’s the W

In pool are you just [ __ ] stupid I don’t say anything to do with a w no that’s it you’re all [ __ ] banned all of yours I can’t believe what I’m seeing now honestly I really can’t it’s night time I can hear spiders I’d love to visit Nigel farage’s house one day

See what it’s like see how brexit is uh I’m using Redstone torches so it gives more of a sauna Vibe mate because this is a sauna you see and if you use normal torches be a bit bright for people in it so nice little red chilling nice little red to starches very nice

Very cool very calming shall we say there we go okay chat you are getting banned stop saying that’s [ __ ] speak a total different [ __ ] language apparently well what thank you very much this sauna is [ __ ] mate fair play okay well you are no longer welcome to the

Sauna then and to be honest you were never welcome to this honor anyway so does it matter you will not be allowed to buy a membership here and don’t even try so you can just [ __ ] off and not enjoy my sauna prick ah oh can you not enjoy this it’s absolutely beautiful

It’s beautiful the thr son of Gingy uh you gotta bring that towel into the Solomon yeah we can’t have people walk around bullet naked it’s open to kids as well so I should be a bit dodgy or to be fair the gym I work I go to people have the [ __ ]

Out anyway and kids can still go in there so I just don’t want you know what’s the rule on that one in my opinion what’s your rule on that one often get dodgy as [ __ ] to be honest place down seats I like that I like that

A lot oh mate that’s no you’re like he’s [ __ ] good that that’s very good so I will do actually [ __ ] yeah get rid of them one there this is gonna be a very good start of this one watch get some changing rooms in yeah we have look we’ve got changing rooms mail

Non-binary attack Choppers K-9 units right now what do I need I need some chairs I need some chairs [ __ ] why would you place that like that oh cheers [ __ ] I’ve done it I’ve done the sauna wrong I’ve done the [ __ ] sauna wrong no [ __ ] it I’ll just do

That’s actually it’s all right that it’s like if you identify the chicken tikka masala then yeah you’re not welcome at the [ __ ] gym sorry it’s not even a gym it’s a [ __ ] it’s a sauna but you get what I’m saying can’t believe I’ve spent five [ __ ] diamonds on some shitty [ __ ] boots right

In what like walking saunery detox walk over here Bang swimming pool well this is more like a cold plunge or a Jacuzzi this one coal plant cold plunge or jacuzzi and swimming pool for um everyone else beautiful beautiful Take that can you foot the map off what’s wrong with having the map in me [ __ ] hand what’s wrong with that Potato uh I’ve got obviously I need one more obsidian don’t I [ __ ] I need to find lava I’m not going down into that [ __ ] mine No chance is the best Minecraft Crew thank you foreign Anyway I can’t just shoot myself a creeper on Minecraft in 2023 but it is what it is uh that literally came out of nowhere by the way there was no movement I couldn’t hear anything I couldn’t hear anything or anything and see if it got smart it was Bang

Can’t do [ __ ] all then couldn’t do anything it’s ridiculous absolutely ridiculous most I’ve had silence on a summit because I didn’t hear him I didn’t hear him you he can [ __ ] pay the price and all oh I feel about no I feel bad now there’s no need for that I should have

Done that I should have done that there was no need for that at all I should have done it I feel quite bad now to be honest right well I need lava so uh yeah get me out it’s not bad look at this not bad no I I can’t even

Oh sorry riffs has just found the paragraphs tell me to play FIFA I guess I guess I’ve got no choice now that I guess I’ve absolutely no choice I have to play FIFA now oh Foreign