Angry Thomas – Tommy PLAYS With CORPSE HUSBAND On DREAM SMP!

I just it doesn’t even have to be big it just has to [ __ ] be like like i think hello tommy thank you big q big q yes how are you my good friend what is it then i don’t know i just wanted to know if you wanted to hang out with me

I i’m not on my computer that’s okay are you at the beach you got you with any girls tell them i said hi oh no tommy have you got a girlfriend by now because i remember the last thing we talked about was your intense quest for a for a

For a womanly figure tommy i’m still on that quest man you’re still on that i have to pick it up in front of all these viewers don’t mind i’d love for you to stay but if you if you need to go spend time with your girlfriend that’s

She she she gets lonely she’s the type that gets oh sheila is she is she hey is she clingy what you want my advice big you break up with her you can do better this is advice to anyone in the stream if you have a partner

Break up with them you can do better i gotta go freak out with the right game yeah okay here’s what you say hello things aren’t working out it’s because you’re ugly it now hear me out what was her name blair do you have a girlfriend where are you live yeah yeah i am

Cops this is perfect do you have a girlfriend you seem like the type of man that has one or two um no okay so have you been corpse making uh much money no i’m why did you giggle not a bad thing to make money it’s not a bad thing to make

My bq over here he from his last merch drop he made 9 million usd nine million and he showed me the analytics he was sat next to his girlfriend at the time too wait what yeah no not me big q women women couldn’t handle me

Tommy i gotta go i gotta go break up with my girlfriend right now sure corpse you wanna play dream smp with me um i don’t know if i’m still in this surgery oh you are i’ll send you the ip in fact you know i i i insist corpse that we played dream

Smp together what did you mean in your song choke me like you hate me but you love me that seems counterintuitive if you’re with a girl to then choke her it seems as though that would drive her away one day you’ll get it tommy you’ll be like oh that’s what you meant

What oh bad boy halo joined the server that’s not i put whatever he’s going to join the vc i guarantee you he’s going to be like hi guys he’s going to join go in his little high-pitched voiceover again hi tommy when he joins let’s just [ __ ] ignore him all right let’s just [ __ ]

Join vc smile smile yeah just [ __ ] ignor and cops and i said to her i think you are ugly and then she left me oh hey corpse how are you doing oh hello you [ __ ] holy [ __ ] that was the one task was to ignore him and you just you just cave within

Seconds you you corpse corpse husband you are a dumbass cops let’s meet at the spawn i i don’t know where this one is okay corpse this is gonna sound harsh corpse i need you to kill yourself so i can meet you at the spawn hello catboy it’s i i emerge from the walls

I know you’re not [ __ ] talking to me right now hey catboy the [ __ ] do you want press f5 i see sorry i can’t i can’t keep my eyes off of you come with me i’m here i’m in my home do you like it this is your house and you’ve been on

Here for how long sorry boy halo your giggle makes me want to to stab something come down here my boy corpse hello corpse he’s dressed as a he’s dressed as a cat corpse i bought chains because of you oh yeah too heavy and they arrived on

Like a pallet so i had to return them of course will you send me some chains actually no turbo may i have one of your chains no i lit it’s literally please please one chain it’s a long chain send me some of your chains 14 meters long put your

Chain in half and send me some all right get me like what what what’s the name of that fancy torch they used to cut chains in half i need one of them hello i need a blow torch good man also only use iron armor iron arm is cool now i

Don’t know why i don’t like know why it kind of like like why that happened but iron’s cool i kind of like my outfit but if you want to give me you like you like nudity the cops what the [ __ ] are you talking about you are nude right now you’re nude no i’m

Not yeah you are i want to say something um depends on what i guess why are you looking at me like that look at my haircuts wait this actually looks just like you no it doesn’t i’m not bold oh wow yeah you are no i’m not my hair’s real no it’s not

This isn’t no i just did this as one of those little jokes to impress you wait a minute i thought it was put on in after effects no i’m pulling it i got you can’t add pain in after effects oh my god i got the chains

Give me the chains give me the [ __ ] holy [ __ ] i i probably have bad traits that make people not wanna no no no no you don’t corpse i love you you’re such a funny guy what do you think about carl carl ugly yeah wait why i don’t know it just

Doesn’t appeal to me as a as a brand have you tried checking your eyes i don’t i don’t try and speak to the guy i actually try and ignore him why he messages me and i go hey i don’t know he should he just got

That vibe yeah don’t like carl why is he your best friend is he i i we can you know we can like hang out as a trio but you’ll like him no no i can get on with him what about you know there’s a heat wave going on about tina

Which one’s tina well you’ve never met tina before i don’t i’ll speak to tina i’m gonna uh it’s carl’s birthday that mean my present to him was honesty but can you hear the fan by the way i had to get it on it’s very loud what are you doing

Like how loud is it let me try and hear it like like a 10 like a 10. okay i’m going through a heat wave right about now you’re going through menopause sounds like you’re going through a [ __ ] wind tunnel i’m am i going through menopause that’s what

It sounded like don’t you get heat strokes doing that maybe i i’m sure i feel water my plants bathe my dog you know um so i don’t i don’t think i’ll be here for the full process of the prison that’s fine with me dog boy proper minecraft player built this prison over here

Was a proper i play i have i have more skywars wins than you prick you think so yeah yeah how much time do you have on the server again didn’t we oh okay yeah yeah yeah time doesn’t measure the the magnitude of a man it kind of does what the f

Stop stop he’s crazy stop what you’re just holding a bomb you’re like rambu corpse or not at all hey tomorrow can you tell rainbow and said hi oh rabbit cook says hi don’t die corpse did he say hello he said hi corpse back oh man i am filled with so much joy

Thank you tommy it’s been great i have to go bathe my dog have so much fun with you and your dog thank you for allowing me on the server i had no idea and anytime corpse you can come and hang with me and we’ll talk i’ll give you dating advice i do need

That reminder thank you you’re always better and she’s never worth it thank you thank you so much um i’ll see you guys later see you soon cops wish you luck pal bye course thank you bye i don’t start to work in boys boys no asses away oh i feel it in my body

No no no no no sam get your ass away thank you you should have built it out of obsidian that way you didn’t blow up apart please do it taboo no i don’t this is if i do we will we be better friends no we will be worse

Really will we i’m making the dirt no wait does that work oh [ __ ] why can’t i this now because of me