Anime Hagrid – MINECRAFT WITCHCRAFT AND WIZARDRY #2

All right let’s go let’s go out grid all right let’s see this walk animation wow this is not bad pretty good look at those legs move look at them thighs swinging doing that yeah i love it right duncan do it he’s done hagrid’s voice before

Come on read it at the bottom of the screen oh i’m not really i don’t even pay attention to that is that a wrap maybe excited oh come on baby read it your head girl chat i don’t know what hagrid sounds like come on you can do it

Well master of voices master oh look at you i hope you all have a grand time at here at hogwarts just like yes it’s me don’t start He’s a good man dumbledore [Laughter] anytime we have hagrid there is no over the top that’s such a weird voice how do you do that it’s baby voice it’s a streamer voice you either love it never watched a boba streak that is so impressive oh my god thank you i’m drowning [Laughter]

That’s right the giant squids will save you all right we’re in the boat come on take us hogwarts i’m hungry All right nice oh my god more cutscenes it’s amazing how did they get the boats to move welcome to hogwarts Mine’s just glitching in the distance explore the turrets and towers get lost in the forbidden forest oh my god uncovered the mysteries of the castle and its grounds jesus oh [ __ ] that’s hilarious [Laughter] oh my god oh my god jesus oh [ __ ] all right it’s gonna get sorted let’s get started

So is it it’s always mate imagining billy butcher has the [ __ ] defense against the dark arts teacher yeah i’m billy butcher this bell is [ __ ] diabolic it just hands you a [ __ ] possum welcome to pogwarts we’re at the pog watch i’ll cut your pole for this

It’s so dark i want to go bed so it’s not dark right this is called oh my god it’s professor mcgonn all right i need a new voice boober now in a few moments you will pass through join your classmates There are gryffindor hufflepuff ravenclaw and slytherin we’re ready for you follow me that’s it that’s all you get okay oh my god of course voice and dangerous voice maybe next time she’ll just be frozen tony okay oh my god look at this why are we not in this car how are they

In in sync that’s what i want to know like they [ __ ] practice this synchronized walkers god isn’t kind of right looks like toby from the office [Laughter] all right hello let this sort and ceremony begin all right who shall go first all right who wants to go first

Come on rams you get stolen all right let’s go all right answer truthfully and i shall sort you into your house how would you like to be known in history the good what do i most value freedom individuality community or ambition community which of the following would you most hate people to

Call you [Laughter] ignorant i guess given the choice would you rather invent a portion that could guarantee you love glory wisdom or power wisdom which of the following do you find the most difficult to deal with punishment loneliness boredom being ignored being ignored what should you rather be trusted liked

Imitated praised or envied or feared which would you rather be liked uh let me think i better put you in hufflepuff oh my gosh she got it i got it all right yeah okay answer truthfully okay be known in history the great what do you most value

The great ambition much of the following would you hate most for people to call you ordinary would you invent a potion that can guarantee you glory what do you find the most difficult to deal with boredom which would you rather be trusted liked imitated or praised praise me oh

Big surprise big surprise surprise right i’m gonna be the great freedom i don’t want to be ordinary power the potion of power i want that one boredom uh i’ve watched them to the table It’ll be fine yeah oh you know what i got to see here i’m slytherin too yay let’s let’s see what let’s take the magic away for a second oh my god jesus the [ __ ] is that [ __ ] that’s flying oh my god jesus christ i still don’t know how to sit at the

Table professor mcgonagall is oh my god oh my god look at the sacred look at my armor it’s a a with a skeleton you’ve got a freaking fishing pole yeah oh yeah it’s a weather skeleton oh he’s just got like tons of bits stuck to him that a little re-textured to be bits

Of his body yeah that’s pretty clever oh my gosh look at him he’s a monstrosity all right i’ll take my quiz fix it fix that [ __ ] yeah yeah yeah you’re breaking my immersion in history how do i sit down which table where’s my table the tables are all wrong by the way i’m

Looking at the students and the hufflepuffs are where slytherin should be truly yeah praised i think i better put you in hufflepuff oh my gosh i got slytherin last time differently i think hufflepuff’s probably the probably one you get if you pick like such a broad yeah um like different kind of thing

Maybe perfect right oh food time hell yeah uh-huh are known for their hard-working friendly loyal honest and rather impartial hufflepuffs are usually accepting of everyone are not as competitive as the other houses and are the modest about their aircraft gemma there you go all right me and ravs i’m

Going to be teleporting to the hufflepuff common room yeah oh are they giving this marauder’s map Okay thank you thank you travel to your common room with the morales map me and duncan are going to the literal dungeon we’re going into the dungeons oh yeah our ghosts here as well look slytherin common room ghosts are here so you just use it faster okay boom

Pretty cool oh my god it’s hideous Just talk to me real quick oh yeah are you looking for loot aren’t you no of course he is ah we can loot this place over we’re free we’re free well rice won’t steal it all i definitely haven’t already been doing that oh don’t worry duncan i’ll leave some chests for you

I do wish there was i mean we i want to go and learn the lumos spell like asap because it’s [ __ ] so dark it only lets you use it in certain places oh which i know i felt the same way it’s so dark though why is it so dark everywhere

Yeah why make a nice map and then make it all [ __ ] invisible it’s [ __ ] possible to see anything why do hufflepuff live inside a barrel they like to eat they’re hufflepuff are the partiers oh yeah yeah they are we just have a good [ __ ] time here

Right so we have to locate the charms classrooms and we can learn spells yeah i’m leaving through the the windsor are you coming yeah let’s do it my bedroom’s got a [ __ ] skull in it oh my god oh my god i’ve got auto jump on oh my god oh my god

Why is even a thing is this the main door it must be looks like it we look like we’re in the cellar too imagine having your students be like let’s put you in the wine cellar well you guys are next to the kitchen isn’t that the cannon

Yeah you should be the hufflepuffs this way let’s see dungeons slytherin and potions says this wall right here uh hufflepuff that can be destroyed with the charm bombardment bombardment maxima is that a real harry potter smell i don’t think so the movie’s added maxima just to like make things better

Oh look who it is oh my god it’s penguin oh hello oh you’re doing guessing that chest is already empty it’s not what there’s a chest here [ __ ] get out of our dungeon upstairs hufflepuff scum how do you get there upstairs here look do you want to find potions is upstairs

So we’re still like still in the dungeons i guess still potions level portions i’m going to be the first person to charms and be a teacher’s pet professor professor i’m so excited i’m gonna beat him bobo he’s gonna be a [ __ ] idiot i’m at charms classroom yay

Yeah i am waiting for everyone to be ready one out of four [ __ ] it says above doesn’t it hello charms Oh [ __ ] professor clip flicks here as well oh my goodness you can’t call him that what why not he’s a teacher flesh and swig oh my god we’re just walking on a ramp switching and swinging with this tiny person no no that’s not a tiny person that’s

Professor cliff i thought you were gonna say that’s not a tiny person that’s true that’s my [ __ ] oh i found a golden snitch oh what really yeah nice that’s a pretty pog i got luke this time i am lost though i fight am i here i found it

Did you you guys aren’t here we left left i did find a birdie bottle and what kind of toad now bertie poppets but he bop its toad yeah pop it’s toad i don’t know if i’m saying this wrong i’m really correct welcome students my name is professor flitwick and i teach charms

Squads for the first class we’ll be learning a simple spell lumas which will allow you to cast light from the tip of your wand to illuminate dark places everyone’s glitching into you and you’re in a room that is too dark for you to see anything in all the rooms so anywhere in hogwarts

By double clicking the right button to practice like a deep-fried meme oh my god mine’s just doing that because i don’t know what’s happened only the people will like phase in at times the five stars scattered through the maze of corridors one each it is completely you remember the cheese slices

Use your water oh my goodness there’s a big cheese for this is it to just turn off don’t you cheese this follow the left wall forehead just use the spell [Laughter] it’s already too bright for you to see yeah [ __ ] off is it i can’t see [ __ ] i can’t see [ __ ]

What that’s it you’re skinny it’s already bright i feel serious no i can’t see anything i’m actually lost there’s a way to cheese it i am completely and utterly lost i’ve got to say no i’d see anything i’ve been pitch black and it’s saying i’m too bright yeah it’s so dumb oh you

[ __ ] off a deer i’ve got an idea what’s that oh chessboard penguin’s just following me [ __ ] this still didn’t work no how are you always ahead of me i can’t [ __ ] see [ __ ] man that’s what the spell’s for it’s already great for you to see know what’s hell no

It’s blood nope you get to stay there oh i gotta start hurry four stars out of five we just do picking up all the gold keep walking until you find an area where you can’t cast it that’s what i did you gotta go around the corner five stars exit yes

Now we have to exit where did he found me hello baby did you get all five i got it dude it’s called i got one i got four duncan’s also a gamer i got four of them yeah i got one too oh okay i found the i

Think i found the way yes i am ah yeah yes i’m free quick how did you guys get out i’ve we found the stars ten points to slytherin yeah jews get owned once i find the exit of this maze then you’re all in trouble ravs you’re just winging it aren’t you

Yes are you following me no i can tell because i keep passing you and i have like a oh a strap you got a strap yeah oh there’s like amazebooks left in there i wish you could just cast us whenever you wanted i want a chest let’s let it

Leave the maze trying to i found the exit what’s up i’m the teacher’s pet now help oh my god i wasn’t even out yet and it was like oh it’s dark yeah it got dark right away again as soon as it gets close to being to the exit um

Hey boba look we’re out first it’s alright i’m already i’m already heading towards a dark hearts classroom [ __ ] off are you [ __ ] off me this [ __ ] guy [Laughter] help i’m eternally lost in here now we will get the loot first oh yes you got out so much loot i’m getting so

Much loot revs oh are you jealous of you we need to get there quick we need to stop oh [ __ ] you we need to stop dunking nah don’t stop me i’m just i’m protecting it from ramps is it upstairs or downstairs the defense against the darkhearts

I’m not sure i gotta cross over a bridge unless i have oh i found draco malfoy do you need help with anything draco he wants to see if i will serve the malfoy family in some way oh i will um i’m sorry what’s wrong with you um i could travel

To the malfoy manor what the [ __ ] that’s it i’m from the classroom sure i’m going wait why okay it looks like duncan is serving now [ __ ] i’m not the male boy mana why am i doing this why is duncan got a mate’s uniform on now yeah what oh my god i picked something

Up can i just do i oh my god hang on look at my screen i’m just carrying a box around that just blanks out my entire [ __ ] screen help chat why are you carrying a box don’t get rid of it your shit’s all [ __ ] up

It’s just a box get it away from me get rid of it oh you fixed it for me thank you sir you’re in my debt um yeah perfect all right speak to draco and alfie i don’t want to go to you you almost made me spit on my mind let’s see what

It’s like you can sneak around and spy on him you said drake koi malfi we need a cryptic scroll a cursed hand a bottle of illegal poison a death eater mask and a cursed skull that’s what he wants from me well i’m [ __ ] gluten oh my god i found

I found the death eater mask put it on boom i’m not looting this i found the mirror mirror how do you say it you unlock it mirror mirror yeah i’ve got no desires i’ve already got all the loot you just look in the mirror and it’s just yeah oh there’s something ah

Is it a cursed hand a cursed hand i found a cursed hand quick check yourself off with it oh my god that’s called the stranger i’m finding all the [ __ ] fat i’m waiting gryffindor right now oh my god raps you [ __ ] [ __ ] give me the loop yeah what’s ah

What’s his house called malfoy manor yeah it’s locked even though i spoke to him i think that boy needs to watch his malfoy manners oh i found him My belly hurt my belly yeah he won’t talk to me he says well maybe he’s gotta be slivering yeah ah that’s it [ __ ] all right yep he took me there what i think i may have [ __ ] up the dialogue with him because he was like who’s house you in

And i was like hufflepuff and he was like oh [ __ ] off idiot i should have lied and now he won’t talk to me ever again oh i found a purple sparkly you’ve been in the attic yet i’m going up the nail we only need one more

Oh one more okay oh it’s big this place isn’t it [ __ ] huge yeah oh my god he’s got a dinosaur skeleton and i i thought he was rich right have a dinosaur skeleton oh which dinosaur um i’m sure it’s like a bigger it’s like a big raptor it’s also gold in here

On the floor just everywhere and i’m picking up ah i found the last sparkly i think no no i didn’t i don’t know what this is it’s a hole that’s draco’s mom’s vibrator oh god can i go in it what is this magical came out oh yeah i forgot that can happen

Go away oh have you been in the creepy ass basement yeah ow ow pixies suck you can punch with you want also I haven’t been oh i might have been in the basement i can’t remember i went somewhere we don’t have any spells so we’re just hitting them with our wands i’m just poking them in the oven yeah i found that i found a cursed skull yay

Okay let’s go and talk to draco and get our rewards oh there’s rats down here and they’re attacking me hit him with your ones it’s peter pettigrew they’re my people smack him all right i’ll come back a lovely letter what’s that question i’m doing a side quest

Where i’m falling in love with game video characters oh who are you falling in love with uh sally annie perks oh that sounds like a made-up person are you sure yeah they go to a different school they’re a different type of wizard a sex wizard

Oh god i’m going to die to rats down here to run away from them then did you speak to malfoy i did i haven’t found my way down there is money i did my quest how did your sex wizard go yeah she [ __ ] me