Aphmau (Parody) – Playing Minecraft As A Half ANGEL Half DEMON!

Oh What a Beautiful wait wait oh my gosh God where am I um hello Zoe this is the afterlife and uh you’ve sadly passed away in your sleep what do you mean I passed away I’m fine I can walk well yeah you’re an angel now you we’re taking listen let me

Tell you you were just taking a a little night’s sleep because every person doesn’t in the middle of your sleep you actually farted so loud you suffocated in your own fart enough I’m sorry it’s a very unfortunate painful death um are you sure that’s how I died

Because that kind of seems like a lie oh you think God will lie to you that is how you got it I actually felt so bad I decided to grant you with the power that no one has had before um and what is that power exactly well

Since you died so young and everyone knows all kids or Angels so I made you an angel but I also gifted you the powers of a demon you can now possess the powers of a demon and you shall do good with your powers um what do you mean angel and demon

Aren’t those like complete opposites I can’t really imagine being both well Zoe take a look at yourself wait what oh my gosh God what what what is this oh listen you’re gonna use your angel abilities to help the population and your demon abilities to punish the people that deserve punishment um okay

Cake can I just go home now yes goodbye Zoe do well what a beauty I’m back in my Blah oh my gosh that was that was a crazy nightmare oh I better go tell cash about it and maybe Nico too but I don’t really like Nico so maybe not him oh my gosh that was terrifying and it felt so realistic oh my goodness cash knock

Knock let me in cash cash I’m just gonna come in myself oh my God I’m gonna win I’m so good oh wait left them in the first place I’m in first place on four different Nintendo switches oh my God cash um hey I have something to tell you oh my God

Oh cash stop ignoring me this is not funny I’m so hungry I want some bacon stop ignoring me I’m literally right in front of you cash what is wrong with you um can he see the donuts that’s bacon and what where did this did my bacon just turn into a donut what

That’s so weird um why can’t he see me that’s so strange hey guys Junior you want a donut that fell out of the sky here you go um maybe maybe Nico will be able to see me because or maybe cash is just playing a prank on me and he he definitely

Thinks that’s funny Nico Nico can you see me Nico um what is he doing Nico you can hear me right oh my goodness oh why am I gonna win oh I think I’m gonna win musical chairs ah it’s me versus Nico and Nico I’ve been away what is he doing Niko

Stop stop playing this prank on me it’s not funny what I think we have to both be playing a prank on me there’s no way they both can’t see me that’s so weird wait wait oh my gosh wait that wasn’t a dream was it oh my goodness God why would you do

This to me oh my gosh I I can’t believe they can’t see me now wait maybe we’ll see this chicken what the heck Nico did you just have a chicken baby spitting what the heck no I didn’t do that okay whatever cat um maybe uh I have a good idea let’s go

Morning well I actually need some red so because I ate it all accidentally but yeah we should totally go mining let’s go and Nico that was so smelly oh I’m suffocated [Applause] Do you have a pickaxe I want one yeah here you go cash but you better give it back to me that’s the Redstone this is so unfair um there’s not any Redstone this sucks wait he’s right where is all the Redstone maybe I can like Place some for him I’ll

Just block him off with all the Redstone wait I’m coming back legal where are you once wait where’s this Redstone what the heck this is actually really epic oh my God so much redstone oh my gosh wait Nico why are you buying my Redstone this is mine oh well I thought it was

Diamond sorry I’ll I’ll give it back to you uh just give it back to me I can’t believe Nico just threw all the Redstone into the lava I totally have to punish him for this okay oh my gosh Nico totally deserves to get his inventory cleared like that wait

Wait wait my big ass go cat guys did you get my pickaxe I’m all the way here how can I take your pickaxe this is your hand give it back to me that’s the one you gave me how did I how do you

Think I took a big ice I was all the way here what do you think I like ate it or something well that’s my pickaxe you owe me a give it back let me check what white diamond yo what happened are you okay there you go at least I have all my

Redstone look how much I have oh my gosh I kind of feel bad for Nico maybe that was a little bit too much of a punishment um I think I’m gonna go inside his house and just like Place some diamonds and stuff to make him feel better I have to

Deal with being bored with the most annoying voice ever in history and no diamonds okay I I think that should be enough diamonds hopefully he’ll go home soon and see all of them oh I’m just gonna go home soon and see if I have any food blocks of diamonds in the normal

Diamonds and wow Diamond body oh my gosh Niko’s totally losing his mind over diamonds that’s so weird wait what where am I God why am I back here again I thought I was back to back to earth oh yeah Zoe I see you’re doing very good you’re learning on how

To become the perfect angel and demon but uh is this about the donuts I I didn’t mean to throw the donuts I didn’t think he’d actually see them the donuts no nobody cares about Donuts but you cannot give Nico so much diamonds you’re gonna inflict their economy and mess

With their human stuff that is nothing for us to mess with so but there was no diamonds at the at the mine I’m sorry um well you took them away from him so uh oh yeah wait oh you don’t know about the Redstone oh never never mind never mind I didn’t say anything

Um okay well uh listen up Zoe I had to take them all away from Nico because uh it’s way too many diamonds for him um okay but can I give him like a few at least you can give him an iron ingot one iron ingot yes

Um okay okay thanks God I I appreciate it can I can I talk now yes leave wait I’m back here again uh Nico I can hear you crying all the way from my house what happened um is he is he okay the diamonds are not that big of a deal

Guys I had a dream a Daydream I walked into so many diamonds I literally my big eyes look it’s a brand new pickaxe and now it’s worn look and I don’t know what I mind to make it wear out but now I don’t have any diamonds in my inventory

What the heck are you talking about what you sound crazy you want to dream what like what is all this stuff like it’s the middle of the day I just really dream Daydream stupid oh well it’s well why is that so bad like you had a Daydream what

Is it why does that matter it’s like you have a little bit less diamonds it doesn’t matter yeah you still have a billion in your secret stash so it doesn’t even matter Nico oh you’re right I do wait he really does have a full stash of diamonds it’s

So weird why does he keep them in the fridge well Nico listen if I have an idea to make you feel better well since I know you love go-karting and you’re really sad maybe we can go go-karting it’ll make your mood better that’s a great yeah guys let’s go

Let’s go oh my gosh how are they gonna go co-carting without their referee who’s gonna count them down like do they not even did they forget about me do they not remember that I’m gone how are we gonna go go-karting without a referee I feel like we’re forgetting about

Somebody how do we always do it before um I don’t know I don’t remember how to think your batteries though it does feel like we’re forgetting something but I think I think usually we just gotta we gotta look at this guy and then when the

Sun was right above us would go um what did they just completely forget about my existence feel right right now I hate this I don’t want to be an angel demon thing anymore Nico I have an idea all right when I throw this bacon we have to go okay

All right ready three two one please wait for me that’s not fair you’re way too fast oh oh what the heck are all these bananas on the track huh Oh my gosh I have to punish him oh my gosh I’m gonna use my wand he’s gonna fall off okay three two one I think you suck how did you do that oh my gosh I think I accidentally broke his cart but I mean he deserved it he was

Cheating what the heck what happened and that was Aquarius Nico you actually like I don’t even know how you did that that’s not even possible you just broke your car while driving it and then you fell into the water oh you’re such a loser yeah but we’re taking all those

Bananas come from it was like shady here or something um wait what what the frick why is this I have not placed all of those why is he lying because you probably shouldn’t eat those I drove over all of those delivered against the lead all right

I feel like today’s been so weird with a bunch of redstone appearance in my inventory clearing and then my Daydream and then my car disappearing and then bananas the extremes going on I know it’s so weird like where did all these bananas come from and all that Redstone it was

Pretty freaky but honestly like what if what if it’s like a side what if our what if JD’s invisible just pranking us all day so do you remember Shady but they don’t they don’t like I was just just today how did they free maybe ask if Shady went invisible

Or something that he’s the only one who could have made Shady invisible in the first place the wizard I’m kind of scared of the wizard I might pee my pants okay I mean I guess if you say so fine I’ll go do it is Cash not

Oh my gosh you’re scared of the wizard but you’re not scared of illegally copywriting random videos on YouTube oh Nico no I’m not scared I love doing that but wait where did you get all these bananas that you just threw at me what the heck is the wizard why is

Everyone acting so weird today I have to go alone to the wizard what if the wizard tries to eat me that would be so scary but I guess I have these bananas to protect me and luckily I brought my trusty little shotgun look let me test it out this dinosaur

Top of the dinosaur die oh it’s so powerful but oh my God I don’t even remember how to get there and there’s so many dinosaurs I’m scared I’m gonna go this like like before the dinosaur sees me oh my God maybe I can help lead him there with these Donuts he’ll remember

The way then where did these donuts come from what the heck that’s oh I just fell I can still cash it makes you love a day all the way up literally floating what the heck how’s this happening again it’s probably the wizard he just trying to

Help me out because he’s so lonely and he wants oh my gosh it’s not the wizard don’t be dumb how do you not remember me oh my God I’m all the way up here that was such a shortcut thank you Mr Wizard oh I’m so tired at least I’m almost

There uh a few more stabs what does it say I love donuts but I I don’t think I’m gonna go in there because what if the wizard can see me I don’t like him at all uh hello Miss oh London what the heck are you doing you’re like glitching guys

Oh you suck at this wait what the heck was that about lizard what what just happened what how are you like falling like that that was so weird no what’s going on with him right what is wrong with both of them oh I wasn’t actually playing dog

I just want to see if you would do you’re you’re a real one you’re a real wait cat wait a second you’re famous are you the guy that copyrights people on YouTube yeah that’s me how did you know oh whoa whoa what did you come here for

Today boy well I actually came here because uh I need your help some weird stuff has been going on all around me and Nico all day well I don’t know who Nico is but I actually don’t work unless you pay me with bananas first well that’s actually what Nico told me so you

Definitely know who he is look he gave me 28 bananas whoa holy freak what the heck is going on wait wizard you to leave even one banana I was so hungry ah okay well is that good can I tell you what happened though I don’t want that one said you can have those it looks like the wizard can’t see me so maybe I can just come in and see all right well basically me and Nico would just be chilling hanging out being best buddies you know you wouldn’t understand but we’re just like being

Best buddies and we were biting and we were hanging out and like crazy stuff keeps happening like this Redstone appeared and then he had like this crazy Daydream and then where was Zoe this whole time uh so I forgot about Zoe I think she was like sleeping or something

Wait then why’d you bring her here with you to the wizard Hood uh what do you mean there’s nothing here what are you talking about he forgot about me disappeared look oh see they went they went into her inventory you saw them disappeared in is

That egg is alive what the heck no it’s not the egg wizard can I talk to you for a second no you’re a girl and you have cooties uh wizard are you insane there’s nobody here oh maybe if I throw it with a bananas back at him

Wait so wizard please you helped me with my with halfway oh hi can I help you why am I back here again ah you have disappointed me greatly no I haven’t I’ve been doing such a good job you laugh a wizard see you literally nobody can see you Zoe and the one

Person again you already showed yourself to the first day so we yeah you’re a terrible Angel okay okay listen I was bored no one could no one else remembered me or saw me or anything so I I got bored I wanted to talk to someone waited

Sally look what have you done I’m taking away your powers what no no no I think I deserve to keep my Powers no you don’t get away from me I’m not gonna eat you now I’m taking all of God’s powers um wizard could you stop chewing so loud

Please no I’m eating God I’m taking all this power so I can become God banana anyways if you guys made it this far into the video then thank you so much for watching make sure you like make sure you sub and make sure you comment something nice down below this video was

So much fun to make with God and Mr Wizard and obviously cash and Nico and I’ll see you in the next one make sure you click on one of the videos on the screen bye bye