Aphmau Was BANNED From DAYCARE In Minecraft!

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This little minecraft player is banned from daycare and now she has to make a choice run away or try to fight her way back in and done finally yay all right i have my earrings on everything is good mija come on we’re going to be what mama

It is beautiful but you’re not supposed to draw on the walls but i had no paper well then ask next time we’ll deal with this later come on let’s go eat your breakfast come on let’s go come on they’re the healthiest cereal around that broccoli no broccoli no i don’t want it

Now that is no way for a young lady for to behave you don’t understand mama if poison is poisonous it’s green it’s poison oh then fine all right then then no breakfast for you then you can’t do that mom that’s a crime you can’t uh oh yeah well so is smacking a

Bowl of cereal oh oh what’s that oh no i’m gonna be late for work i gotta get you to daycare come on let’s go come on underneath okay all right i gotta go i got my backpack too don’t worry i left it in the car i come over here now

I know this is your first day of daycare mom mommy’s press the stop sign it’s fine no one’s here the cops aren’t looking all right up here we are okay all right oh me huh just don’t be a troublemaker all the time but you were trying to kill me with the broccoli cereal

Listen to me if you get in trouble at daycare you’re going to be in even bigger trouble than you think you hear oh me promise me you won’t get in trouble i promise pinky swear crossed my heart all right and remember be calm and be patient i love you misha mom

Have a good day at work peace Oh my god if everything’s in my way chicken why is there a chicken on there oh my god my mom is so common patient okay all right hello you must be our new student yes i am and i have a backpack and i colored this morning and my mom tried to

Kill me with the broccoli but i’m good i’m alive okay let’s go inside oh i think you’re so excited i am it’s so pretty classroom is right up this way oh very good here’s correct oh hey miss casey wait i was right about something always crazy hi this is your new student

And classmate awesome excellent and your birthday who is that things are going absolutely perfect here i have no trouble makers oh that’s great now why don’t you go put your stuff down or go read a book with other kids yes absolutely there perfect sorry hi nice to meet you my name is

Ashley and i’m here in minecraft here i’m gonna go sit down oh is this my seat yes sure oh do you like purple yes i like purple and i like orange and blue and other blue okay but which blue though oh but which one’s like half the rainbow

Yeah the good blue right yes what are you standing on yeah the good blue blue good blue good blue this one right here this one right this one right here yep i was gonna make a boomerang axe with the axe and an axe and a stick and i’m gonna make that later

What are they doing if you say anything we’re telling on you we ready to do some learning [Applause] [Laughter] Now i’m going to leave you in charge of the daycare mr zayn mom out to get my cap make sure to relieve yourself before returning to class but before you came into class everything was perfectly fine i’ve got my eye on you miss casey left me in

Charge and if anything more happens i’m going to ban you from daycare oh no god you girls in trouble all right kids you’ve all got your tools are you ready for today’s assignment yes yes sir why all right this is i like having that since this is a minecraft

Daycare you are all going to learn how to survive we’re going to split you up into teams of two and you are going to try and make a house the team who makes the best house wins what no you’re my teammate really uh-huh why me because you’re scared

Yeah you’re chicken you’re chicken to be my partner are you scared we’re not scared are we here nah let’s do it let’s go no i wanna starts now this is chopping trees kind of boring yes a little bit but you know what i’m having a lot of Well maybe maybe you can help our team figure out something you can do something i can do to help the team yeah something you can do to help the team i’m sure you’re good at that right i’m good at some things yay see we got this

We can work together this will be great um wow they’re building really fast um hey are you making something i i just do what i’m good at it smells good uh smells like firewood wait no that that’s it both of you go in a timeout i hate time out

This is cruel and unusual why would they do this to us because you got us in trouble me you’re the one who let everything on fire that’s not good we shouldn’t even be playing with that i don’t like broccoli or timeout deal with it there’s no one allowed

Fun all right you two now that you’ve had time to think about what you did it’s time for lunch come with me it’s not broccoli is it we’ll see i don’t like the sound of that you hate broccoli oats too oh there’s a word i

Know my mom tried to make me eat some this morning but i’m still mad at you oh that’s so mean take a seat enjoy your food she packed me a bunch of cheese with uh what are these little grapes are you new here yeah i’m new it’s it’s

Lunch time and i’m sitting by myself well i’ll get it with me yeah i’ll sit with you with you don’t worry i wasn’t gonna sit with those smelly boys because they’re they’ve been very mean to me wait time out with them i wasn’t tied up with

With that kid because that kid is mean and he tried to he got the fire and it was a lot of fire and he put the fire everywhere and my mom would have been so mad at him he was supposed to play with fire if your kid oh yeah i’ve been

Trying to get in timeout because i heard you get to stare at broccoli and i’ve always wanted to stare at broccoli you like broccoli i do it so good oh my gosh how oh oh they’re fine [Applause] hey new kid you want some potatoes potatoes like vegetables you need to be nice yeah you guys are being very nice you can’t be mean to me in the new girl i mean it’s pretty good yeah i told stop this right now i thought you would learn to be good

After being in timeout but i guess i was wrong i don’t want to hear it leave me no other choice you are banned from daycare saying it wasn’t her i swear no no no no don’t try to take the call forward i’m gonna sit right here and there’s nothing

You could do to ever ever make me what i can’t believe this let me in open this door oh my gosh fine you know what if mr zane is going to see me as a troublemaker and not even give me a chance then i’m just going to be a

Troublemaker you can’t even give me a chance to show that i was innocent the whole time and he’s i was very mean of him check it out guys she actually got kicked out wow i can’t believe that it works What can i do uh i gotta get back in this school somehow or somebody can get in trouble with my mom what’s going on hold on come on pick up half-miles mom oh wait that’s an old phone that’s an old phone i know how

Those work i saw it on a video once um ringing ringing come on there it is there it is i can use my my axle ring to get it that i made a little like this oh i missed Yes that should cut it off right hey that what what happened did someone cut the landline ah what’s going on what’s a landline back in the ancient days that’s how we made calls old i’m trying to save principal casey some money let me go outside and see if

I can fix the telephone pole why isn’t harry can we go to the old museum yeah the what why is there a cell phone on the wall how could this have happened there we go lock That’s right i was banned so now i can register as a teacher because i think that’s how it works does does you being a teacher mean that we can do whatever we want we can do we can have free recess and put all the toys and eat all the glue that we want

[Applause] [Applause] Hi mr zane what is going on here i knew this was you it wasn’t me but you know what i only did it because you didn’t listen to me before and you kept saying i was bad so now i am bad and i didn’t do anything wrong back then you didn’t mean

To listen well i’m definitely not listening to you now now open this door i am not about to let some little kid ban me from daycare i’m going to find a way in and when i do you are in big trouble missy It’s okay guys you’re a i’m the teacher now so what we’re gonna do is we’re going to play minecraft and we’re going to prepare for him to break into our house like we would for creepers and zombies and stuff like that okay yeah let’s get ready [Applause] sorry

Come on we gotta get some supplies from the art room i’ve always wanted to prank a teacher yeah yeah we gotta do it because he’s being a mean teacher let’s see um oh wait there he is guys guys hello kids hi mr zane oh no he’s gonna swing over

It’s a troll we have enough room in the daycare budget for me to justify breaking one window and that’s how i’m getting in oh no he’s gonna break the window guys guys guys guys pierce go downstairs stop against those faces go downstairs and take the trampoline and put them underneath the

Window okay go go go go go go go go go go okay let’s grab some glitter and some glue come on come on come on i have an idea i love glue i got the glitter i love glitter i got glue i love so much glitter i just want to live in glitter

Do you get have you right here i come all over the place it’s glitter good luck getting that off and you know what i’m gonna grab this here and we’re gonna it’s the kids versus the teacher also i like mac’s idea i i want a color

Too yeah i wouldn’t call her too but let’s use a lot of glitter you like glitter back oh i love glitter glitter’s amazing so good it looks so tasty but then when you try it it’s not very good it’s really bad it tastes like it’s poisonous

Oh wait i’m the teacher good job you get a golden star here [Applause] all right you little brats i have had enough of this you are going to come down go back in the daycare because you’re all in time now let’s all right perfect um okay all right so now all we gotta do it maybe oh we can

Take uh um i don’t know if i want to take a nap but i want to sit down a little bit we didn’t take a nap today because we we canceled nap time so oh oh i found you again uh this is i’m gonna get you guys he’s thinking underneath guys we gotta

Play digging underneath that’s illegal you can’t dig down in minecraft yeah we can’t um guys let’s go let’s go to this room i found this room earlier over here there’s a bunch of fan items teacher access only and i’m a teacher so i said

We can use it oh look at all this stuff guys grab it everywhere oh that’s really bad that’s for pranking love pranking yeah you still got your foot in still oh do i okay here he is [Laughter] do it one more time just to be safe [Applause]

All right i’ll put some here just so that way he doesn’t have to work and there you go i almost got you okay i’ll get rid of the pack yeah Okay all right we did it guys nap time is over that was that was a lot of tnt okay yeah i guess we’re not doing nap time anymore i i’m gonna read you guys a story do you guys want a story oh is it about changes

It’s not a story about the broken wall here once upon a time there was an island called kid island and all the kids lived on the island and they all got along and they were all friends forever and they all played games all day and it was great and huh what’s the noise

That’s the story are those kids oh i think i hear them i like the part where they’re wearing a doll dwarf guy’s coming for you wait what’s in the van [Applause] what’s over for you kids fishies what kind of fish are these i i kind of colored mine it looks good

Um how about you guys how’s it going i think i got an a plus i think so too you get an a plus and you get two gold stars that’s just a bear yay well you get um one because you’re floating and that looks so funny and you’re you’re really

Smart you’re really smart knock knock yeah i like to eat glass hey um did we call the pizza and can we afford the pizza i forgot i don’t know money i don’t know if it works pizza also i thought we broke the phone it is i return to the daycare i am sick

Of all of you especially you half mao i’m putting you in ultimate timeout don’t you know Uh uh i think we’re i think we’re all in trouble i can’t believe this this place is a wreck and you locked mr zeno i’m sorry he was a big meanie me you Speaking of which i don’t know why you didn’t check under the carpet to get the extra key to get in extra oh right i forgot about that so he could have gotten this key i didn’t know about that oh you got it now this all could have been avoided if

You just spoke with each other in a kind manner mr zane you need to set a good example i know and little didn’t cause those problems i saw the camera then it was the boys Oh listen and talk about our feelings plus mr zane you can’t just be in a child from daycare um I didn’t mean to get out of hand i was just tired of everyone blaming me okay we can all work on ourselves no one is perfect okay okay so so does that mean we don’t need the tnt prank anymore Oh [Applause] go go [Applause]