Aphmau’s On The BRINK OF DEATH In Minecraft!

Barely a heart and on the brink of death mal is almost dead and everyone on the server wants to help me feel better but what they don’t know is that i’m not actually at half a heart i’m only pretending to see who would try to save

Me from the very end who is going to try to save me no matter what let’s find out oh i can subscribe to help save me wait no oh okay all right i got quite a bit today look at that and kept my inventory organized and everything hey huh hi hi

I saw you were going into the into the vines there how did you have a good haul yeah i mean i didn’t get that much but i didn’t go too deep so look i got some iron okay yeah that’s cool it’s totally relevant to what i want hey you’re looking

Particularly sweaty and hot and just kind of disgusting right now yeah you know where are you hold on hold on the whole reason i was breaking up is the fact that you look like you could use a drink oh yeah okay is this your sales pitch because it’s

Really bad i’m working on it okay but anyway yes yes of course uh ma’am if you would just please follow me over here i will provide you with refreshments that you may excuse me lemonade stands are for small children this is a nutritious juice where you get yourself some juicy juicy juice okay

You know what i’ll participate show me what you got pierce okay okay okay hold on hey there we go all right so uh what what can i get you today um you know what surprise me how about surprise you okay yeah sure we’ll just throw a little bit of

This a little bit of that a little bit of this and blind it up and there we go one cup of juice for you uh all right you know what i’ll give this a shot um all right let me see i’ll drink it it’s gonna be super good for you it’s gonna

Be all the kind of fuel that you need to get right back in those bodies oh that that wasn’t too bad i mean yeah you like it it’s my new formula i’m working real hard what what what’s wrong are you choking at the hive like what all right

I didn’t do anything to you i gave you a very nutritious beverage nikki taylor let’s see right it’s got coconut and i got avocado and i got beer i got veggies there’s a lot of veggies in there yeah yeah yeah they’re healthy okay okay what can i do for you how can

I help how can i help you what do you need water okay uh okay okay i got it i got this bucket uh here i have a coconut in the meantime i’m gonna go get some water okay i gotta go water i like water don’t drink out of a pod Hold Tell me what you did to her hey hey hey hey all i did was give her a nice delicious cup of veggie juice here take a look it’s all fine everything’s good idiot this is veggie juice you know she’s allergic to veggies [Applause] i really tried to do something good this time guys I am a doctor everyone stand back i got this okay all right better got this yes yes i need you to listen to me very carefully i’m here to help i need you to listen to me very quickly stop it feel better i am taking this seriously i have a That phd pierce had done it [Applause] Okay [Applause] i’m working on it okay i’m working on it if there’s a single button okay hang in there it’s fine you’ll be fine don’t worry it’s gonna be i swear That might work let’s use the apple okay dream maybe you’ll use a blade on your other side next time i don’t think i’m gonna make it i only have are you sure i got an apple that’s for the doctor i know what she needs you you both of

You go find diamonds now diamonds all the diamonds you can carry get them okay okay fine i’ll go get time it’s all right all right i’m going i’m going but i have a different idea i only look at my heart my heart no no no no okay

Here you rest and we’re gonna go find a cure okay okay just just take a nice little nap come on let’s go just control your breathing you’ll be fine close the door okay all right now that they’re gone i can actually show you guys what i’m up

To so obviously things have been going on the server but i want to see how they act when they think that i’m on the brink of death so if i open this you’ll see that i have a little secret here i’m gonna close this in case i have a secret

Base where i can spy on everyone on the server and i’m gonna go see what these guys are up to let’s see oh pierce what is he he’s going he better not go into my treasure room get some time it’s pierced oh you make sure that she just died she get a couple

Of veggies come on all right she wants diamonds huh i’m just gonna taste i’m gonna these are right here we got all five diamonds okay yeah i think this will do just fine but yeah she only needs four out of the five right i’m sure she doesn’t remember she’s rich she

She doesn’t remember these things hey what what’s that slapping some more in there oh no get out of here don’t stupid hold the grout yeah that’s right come here slimes see what you see how strong you are now is what am i doing in here what are you

Doing in here i was just uh i’m looking for the patient i i was just blown back to protect the patient from your opinions yes don’t worry this will solve everything yeah did it fly did it do it go ahead and take this potion this should help keep you stuck i don’t want

A potion i just want the diamonds no i want the diamonds what would you just take i wouldn’t okay okay okay okay i got the diamonds i got the diapers here you ready happy here you go uh all provided of course by your wonderful neighborhood pierce just to say

Yep i i specifically went out and i went out to the very bottom of the server to get these for you okay here you go one two three four all the diamonds i could find i hope you’re happy and healthy and not dying of vegetables oh only only four diamonds yep just four

Diamonds that’s that’s all i can get what why are you sure you don’t have five five diamonds would kind of help me a little five diamonds what why is it just a specific number why not six diamonds while writing give her another diamond don’t worry about

Oh no pierce there’s a silver fish on your shoulder what ah get it off get it off i don’t like silverfish yeah don’t worry hug just get it you got it oh well look at this it looks like fifth diamond did you get it she’s not looking any better you see

What do we do i know i think we need to give her a potion but i’m not good with making potions i’ve been trying to do that it’s not working i’m not even the diamonds there’s gotta be something else we could do oh why can’t you tell us

Calm down pierce and i have a solution yes listen to the doctor he knows what he’s saying thank you nurse pierce now welcome assist me we have acquired a very special healing medicinal mud mask yes It appears that results were inconclusive it sounds like she remotely wants us to try to heal her yes okay that’s enough neither of you know how to help her you were poking over the stick you got her in trouble neither of you know what she wants you know what i’ve had it with

Your negativity and doubting our medicinal skills i challenge you to a doctor off fine i accept oh no we’ll see who takes better care of that now i gotta get out of here no i’ll take care okay get back here there goes the patient don’t worry yes

I have just the place to take her hold on [Applause] oh medical professionals if it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck i’m gonna need you to calm down yes we everything is okay yes we have a new place here ready for you called the

Heart rock hospital and cafe yeah we’re still working on i present to you your gift shop is tomorrow your new room where we will take good care of you yesterday i’m not gonna break up yes that’s why you’re out of the hospitals i understand that so you need to be on the

Brink of the bed so we can assist now as you can see we have prepared only the best accommodations for you everything you need in this chest uh you know take a look i’m sure you will love your stay here you will get the best channel adventure here so please make

Sure you’re ready for that make sure that zayn and casey do not bother you anymore casey i see them wait huh what hold on i’ll make sure they don’t bother you keep going hey you two how’s it going no no no don’t come in don’t come in You are going to be going in this room right here where we can properly take care of you there this room is terrible yeah this is a room of science what kind of doctor keeps papers on the wall where’s the russell charles no oh no this is a great idea look she’s at

The hospital relaxation pond what she just needs a little bit just what kind of pseudoscience are you using she needs proper treatment you know what you’re not i think we need to use real science with my defibrillators uh what absolutely she just needs a little bit of energy a little bit of

Spark in her stuff you know what i’m saying he’s pretty sluggish i think it would be a nice little bolt of uh of a result of energy right now don’t use that on a patient this won’t hurt a [Applause] oh i i think he held the wrong side of

Those no it do you say yeah all right perfect all right a little potato down you like me i will get out of here oh i can’t go that way i gotta take my secret face out all right i’m gonna go see what pierce is up to

Because pierce has been really quiet and i’m really scared about what he’s doing let’s go to pierce’s house and see what he’s up to i actually have a secret base there too okay over this way and then over that way and then okay okay okay something clearly went off with this

Juice i just can’t figure it out was it too much coconut was it not enough coconut maybe i just need to add all coconut yeah just like the inside of the coconut i need to put all the coconut in yeah yeah yeah oh he gets one

There we go there we go there we go there we go there we go oh maybe i could put in raisins yeah here’s one reason hey what are you doing hey uh what is that poison to someone and put them on the brink of death once with your juice

We’re trying to do it again i’m just i’m just trying to make a nice healthy juice that’s gonna fix her up okay crazy the previous one didn’t work we’re not putting raisins in juice do you know what that could do with i don’t know what it could do to f which is why

I’m gonna try it now leave me be science man all that matters here is that making a lovely juice filled with all the best preservatives all right but no no i am going to stop you if it’s the last thing i have to do hold on here just try just just try the

Juice for a second here just try it you like it take a look at it you can look at the ingredients i have a greeting list on the table and everything and [Laughter] no you can open the doors shoot thanks science okay okay hey what are you doing

Chickens i get all my white chicken chicken did you go sadie gotta stop with all these chickens jeez okay just be clear i didn’t do this i didn’t do this at one point she was on the brink of death did you turned her into a potato

Wait but i didn’t even give her the potato juice yet I have an appointment i just realized i got to make up more juice maybe i’ll juice Don’t worry you won’t be on the brink of death for long science all of my training all of my medical hypotheses led to this case we should finally be able to fix you what exactly i have no idea what’s going on this is a masterpiece of science i’m cool like

Don’t touch that now all we should have to do is press this button here why is it not working oh uh oh mr science bed i got [Laughter] [Laughter] is it electricity yes electricity brings life electricity brings power i just need to make a couple adjustments

Come down to this guys i can’t believe it really is this i’m sorry i couldn’t save you are you guys dumb i’m still alive okay first off you your juice stand is terrible what you are your scientist i don’t know what you’re doing and you you didn’t even you can

Pronounce me dead cause i’m not dead i’m alive how doctor are you the truth is i’m not a doctor oh my god after all this time i’m dead no i’m not a doctor here’s your bill stop it no don’t you give a bill to someone in the

Ground uh you wait until after goodness i’m gonna take a nap here none of you guys can solve my problems all right well uh i’ll i’ll get the dirt ready all right hey At this point i’m dying she’s fine just sick some chicken little soup oh his house yeah you love it and if you come out of the ground now i’ll give you oops Here we go there are some things that defy science chicken noodle soup and crackers and that’s about it well i learned one important lesson today no more jobs for peers it’s time to keep going unemployed bye yeah yeah he’s not getting paid that’s for the best you hear that okay uh let’s go