ashswag – I Found my 10 Year Old Minecraft Server

My oldest minecraft smp is from version 1.2 and was made 10 years ago so yesterday when i found my old usb with organized minecraft words dating all the way back to 2012 i was surprised to see what was in those worlds and the strange things that happened to the pets within

Them like this 1.9 server from 2016 called school test one lmao which was a test s p i made for my friends and i in like middle school at first i was confused as to why three pets were trapped in three different locations right at the spawn of the s p right but

It was only after exploring it further that i actually remembered the true origin story behind it oh i think i remember now so i reached out to the friend i played on the s p with all those years ago to ask him if he remembered anything about the pets and

He actually had an answer for me you see in true 2016 fashion i’d apparently made a statue right next to spawn making fun of him for being bad at agario which was a popular web game at the time in retaliation to which he blew up my base

With tnt and i apparently took all three of his pets hostage and then he says i blocked him on skype either way it was really awesome reaching out to a friend i hadn’t talked to for years and seeing his reaction to our old minecraft world

I thought that was the end of it but no it goes deeper than that get this i had another smp with the same group of friends on 1.8.5 from june 2015. now this smp was similar as the previous one except for a few unusual things well for starters it was called awesome smp3

Implying that there were prequels of some sort but i looked through the entire storage drive and there was no awesome smp2 or awesome smp1 and secondly even though both biomes were similar this one had a giant unfinished house being led to by a staircase with a

Sign on it that said juno’s kennel but there were no animals or mobs anywhere near to be found there were also these structures that looked like chunkers and i thought wow fair enough it’s an old world file but they weren’t really chunks they were just small holes that led to the void

Hey remember juno’s kennel from 10 seconds ago yeah well i was walking down the path that connects all the builds and there was a trap door i go onto it and it’s an underground bunker and guess what lo and behold this dog was held captive there this entire time okay what

Was up with 7th grade me and holding pets as hostages this feels like an early episode of the dream smp but all of these also made me extremely curious as to what the circumstances were around the server and what happened to awesome smp2 and awesome smp1 and little did i

Know i was going to find out very soon but before that i found a website where you can play the oldest existing alpha version of minecraft and thought it was pretty cool so i got on a call with my friend jim doga that you might know and

We did some shenanigans okay jim talker got bridge got bridge on the oldest version of minecraft oh it’s cracked oh absolutely crack all the women both of us have five minutes to build the greatest house or the greatest structure we can don’t do it jim don’t do it jim don’t do it Wait jim what are you what are you building you’ll see you’ll see okay there’s like a roof connecting your houses i i still don’t see where this is going jim i hate you so much i love my house where’s your house this server has the guinness world

Record for being the oldest minecraft s p to ever exist and as i was just about to get my next lead about the awesome smps i came across the servo and thought it was really cool that this was considered a historical artifact i’m not kidding the server started on august

2010 which is over 11 years ago probably older than some of you watching here which is just which is just mind-blowing anyway my friend from earlier actually told me that he knows the owner of the awesome smps and i got really excited but then he ghosted me for another

Another two days so i had to wait and wait after that rejection and speaking of rejection i asked for tommy in it on a date instantaneously because i was feeling confident and the british child said no so i guess i hate tommy in it now while waiting for a reply from my

Friend like a loser i actually found out some really interesting facts about minecraft for example did you know cobblestone was one of the first blocks added to the game what also did you know that the first version of minecraft was quoted in just six days oh my god did

You know that creepers in minecraft were actually added by mistake and because of a coding error oh no yeah i hate myself guys just please subscribe at this point i’m desperate anyway i finally got a reply from my friend about the owner of the awesome smp and it was really weird

But before that i found a scary 1.7.5 horror map from 2015 on the usb so i decided to get my buddy block facts to play it with me because you know what they say trauma works best in pairs oh no flaw facts i’m stuck it’s all right it’s all right

It’s all right oh man are we actually playing this oh man i found a box already here we go button that was easy i’m stuck in the chainsaw bye goodbye i’ll see you later why were there cages here if this was shelter if this were a shelter open the door come on

There’s no storyline they’re just it’s just sans undertale no don’t lock me in well now i’m stuck uh well that was interesting now before i could finally log on to my oldest minecraft world from almost a decade ago i finally got some information about awesome s p 2

And 1. you see it was actually my friend from the server earlier who had hooked me up with the owner of all the awesome smps so i sent the owner an email expecting a reply but boom no response for another week after seven days i sent a follow-up email and again radio

Silence now at this point i was extremely used to getting ghosted by people skippy but things got unusual when my friend himself said he doesn’t remember awesome smp2 or one and as unusual as it was i went about my week eventually forgetting about it the next week i got a really

Weird reply from the owner revealing the secrets of awesome s p 2 and 1. but before that i had a chance to log on to my oldest minecraft world from version 1.2 and was made in 2012. when it comes to the world itself there was this giant cobblestone structure that seemed like

The outline of a hotel with a reception that spelt repreception glad to see that seven-year-old me was just a stupid there was a sheep a pig and a zombie pigment all just vibing inside the reception since it was a really old version obviously the steve looked different the zombie pigman’s model was

Different and the game predictively had a completely different vibe and look to what it is today i then tamed a dog and called it wolfie wolfie and i became best friends and saw some other structures like incomplete friends bases and this weird wooden thing called the

Pig shack with only one pig inside it there was also a release zombie pigmen so i went closer to it to see where it came from but wolfie immediately killed it thanks wolfie that tuesday i finally got a response from the owner of the awesome smps and this response was weird

As hell just listen to this he says awesome smp2 was a parkour map that was made for parkour experts in 2014 and he’s legally not allowed to talk about awesome smp1 i hit a dead end honestly there was nothing i could have done to find out

And dig deeper into why awesome smp1 was so mysterious so that was the end of it or so i thought you see there was one thing that the owner said in his email that caught my eye and it was about awesome s p 2’s world file it still

Existed and was in his hand so i emailed him back promptly asking if i could have access to the world file and he replied with some ambiguous about awesome smp2 being extremely high skill level and only for the most expert parkour players and that i had to prove myself bro it

Was a minecraft world called awesome smp how exclusive could it be the stuff seemed more pretentious than my instagram posts regardless i decided to play along with this guy’s emails and here’s what happened he asked me to send a video recording of me doing a hard parkour so

I sent him he said not hard enough so i sent him another one he said not hard enough so i sent him another one he said nana now forget it go to this planet minecraft world and get the world record i said are you crazy he said now if you

Want the world fire you better do it so i practiced practiced practiced and got the second highest score on the map he said nah nah nah not hard enough and then i realized this guy was trolling me and i just got scammed out of days of my life so