Beating Hardcore Minecraft with my Feet

Minecraft is too easy so i tied my hands behind my back and attempted to beat hardcore mode before you ask yes i am playing with my feet and yes the mouse is behind my back i’m recording right now sorry my hands are tied i see you sheep i’m coming for you yes oh

No where’s my axe wait okay i picked it up i got i got it i got it i got this guys don’t even worry i’m professional minecraft oh that’s e no oh i tapped out oh that’s not good yeah i got it i really should have put

The walking button next to the throw button i’m gonna need to figure that out you know what i have an idea we’re gonna change our key bind to this button so much better i’m breaking one looty are you kidding me i can enter here too before we go to the nether

Though i think i want like full iron armor at least oh i see you creeper don’t even think about it no no oh he sees me hit and run okay we’re fine it kick and shoot for that hey you want some of this zombie yeah yeah isn’t it that that’s

What i thought yeah get out of here oh okay beating him to the bread get beat up with a piece of leather zombie i have mastered the arts oh my all right okay we’re retreating 29 cooked mutton oh that even might last us the whole entire thing oh lava pool

Oh no oh no wait no i’m gonna be the first to say it foot what are you doing the button i press for this slot is right next to my space bar so while i was trying to swim out of the lava my foot prevented me from scrolling to my water bucket

Wait a second i have an idea diamonds oh my gosh that actually that gave me a heart it only took like three worlds and four hours but we were in the nether oh my gosh there’s so many of them first thing we need to find is a bastion

Oh yeah i think there’s a bastion that way Oh no okay oh we’re fine we’re fine we’re fine oh we found an opening oh oh is that it oh i told you i told you it’s here maybe we try and get to the top of the bastion just a arrows i’ll take it chest yeah q q q qqq

Oh just give me all the pearl trades in the world and i’ll be out of your hair please just have every single one of these be a pearl trade come on come on come on and nothing okay this just looks like death i’m just oh and my pick is almost dead too

All right going all the way back oh my gosh this was just pointless actually so theoretically a fortress should be able to spawn around where we are wait that’s not one is it wait is that a fortress yo that’s a fortress let’s go yes barriers so wither skeletons can’t

Attack us oh i love the fortress way more than the bash and the bastion was so scary to be fair there is lava but there’s no pickling brutes and those guys can one-shot you found one i found one i found one i found one okay and it’s enclosed okay good oh no

Oh no no no no no no no i don’t want this lava bucket on my hot bar oh my gosh i’m gonna burn myself alive okay they’re coming they’re coming they’re coming yes ah i’m gonna swing at their feet take it oh my gosh our rates were our rates are

Cracked oh my gosh our rates are cracked dream luck sorry that was a that was an insulting joke i apologize dream we got six oh let’s go i think i want eight like seven or eight dude this has got me so hyped now oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

Last blazer come on oh my gosh my luck that was like the best nether fortress we could have asked for it was so straightforward the blaze spawner was closed in okay actually it wasn’t super straight forward but the blaze motor was closing and that’s all i care about and

Then we just go visit the warped forest grind 16 pearls out of that that’ll take probably like 30 minutes to an hour why do you i can’t dot i can’t hit this to the warped forest oh enderman one pearl down so many more to go don’t you dare gasp i swear

Back here back here back here stop running stop running dude he’s on the tree now seven nine ten eleven oh my gosh my rates are insane that was what eleven endermen with no pearls i’m actually taking a break I need to like find my way back and i’m not really sure where back is oh this looks familiar isn’t this where i came out no i must have come out in a cave somewhere here my portal yes let me in let me in let me in and out let me in out

You would think getting out of the nether would make me less stressed but i feel more stressed because if i die i’m gonna have to redo all of that kinda wanna get diamond armor or at least actually i kinda wanna get yeah i wanna get an enchanting table we’ll get four

Obsidian from here wait a second i have eight obsidian on me we’re going into the caves and gonna try not to die never mind we’re gonna pull out a strategy i like to call hide in a wall and gear up i just need a few more picks

A few more diamonds and then we can do some enchanting no diamonds diamonds please tell me one please tell me one no no no seriously one again mojang come on more than one yes more than two all right you know it’s fine i won’t complain dude i swear it’s only one or

Two patches yeah that’s what i thought spider don’t mess with me i’ve built a copper house before oh i don’t think you’ve done that i’m smack talking this spider yeah that’s right that’s it you can tell i’m going a little crazy okay if this is just two

I think i see more diamonds nope that’s stone got him how many diamonds do we got are you kidding me what is this be more than two it’s not more than two Got it punched that’s not good another spawner golden apple okay i’ll take it yes sleepy morning two break the streak no dude what is this do they actually like decrease the rates zombies ah you’re no match for the shield oh speaking of which i should really make

Another shield except i don’t have any more wood so i’m out of here i’m out of here i don’t trust myself swimming up those waterfalls we are mining out freedom oh my gosh i’ve been down there for so long give me this fresh wood

There goes the axe now we need a lot of things maybe first of which is sugar cane actually no i want a bed first it’s scary out here oh please don’t tell me those are phantoms oh no i need two more pieces my toe dexterity is coming in handy yes

Let’s just set up camp right here by setting up camp i mean a single chest now let’s get some sugar cane and like all of the animals time to make the long-awaited enchanting table yeah buddy let’s go and we’re gonna make ourselves a diamond chest plate actually

No we’re going to wait until we get bookshelves three whole bookshelves give us some good enchants these bookshelves are useless they’re not getting us brought to which is what i really wanted protection two yes Power three yes oh that’s so good now we need a pumpkin because i’m not going to the end if the enderman can get mad at me oh but we need shears to finish the pumpkin i don’t have any iron wait no that means i can’t use my helmet i

Spent like 10 levels on his helmet still i’d rather be immune to enderman than have a helmet i guess now we need some arrows and i know just the guy to ask all right nevermind bad idea bad idea we’re making our own arrows instead [Applause] so many arrows yes Yeah i mean all right i have enough stuff let’s go let’s do this let’s freaking do this oh yeah does the no pumpkin texture work it does oh yes here we go Oh we’re getting pretty close already oh guessed it oh i got the right chunk let’s go yes oh there it is there it is yes we’re in oh bookshelves oh that’s that would have been nice maybe i should have found the bookshelves first and then started enchanting that probably

Would have been the move here it is yes oh let’s go getting a little bit nervous now oh my gosh okay all right do we have everything set put on the carved pumpkin yolo i’m so ready to do this oh gosh oh gosh i don’t like this i don’t like this one bit

Okay go go go go go yes Got it got it go go go go go come on i can do this Oh got it got it to get this cage got it Got it i think there’s like one or two more got it Oh stop a dragon stop stop it stop it i think we got him yes first time shooting get out of here dragon Come down yeah there you go got him got him got him Oh he’s perching again come on oh my gosh we’re actually so close Come on come on come on come on Oh my gosh we did it minecraft with our hands tied behind our back oh my goodness and yes i was sitting on my waist basket the entire time all my shoulders feel like they need physical therapy i’m out i’m out of here thanks for watching You