best minecraft player of all time | Michael Clifford Twitch Stream Highlights

I’m muted i just realized i was talking i was gonna see if i can install minecraft so i just don’t know what you like do in minecraft i guess because i feel like i used to think that you just build a house but now there’s just

Like so much stuff to do you build [ __ ] okay that’s cool you build stuff i like building stuff okay Which one do i do here what what makes it more fun peaceful hell no easy hell no what is this what is this thing is this my world okay what do i do what do you what are the buttons okay what is this cactus sick what temple this

All right well what is this Okay well i’m beating the [ __ ] out of this guy with a cactus so i’m pretty sure he dies here if i lose this is just unrealistic this is just an unrealistic game all right well that was unrealistic because i had a cactus and he had a bow

Break the blue block what block i’m coming back for revenge where is he alright maybe i’ll do more damage if i don’t attack him with a cactus can i even kill this guy can i just like okay so i break this thing right okay so how do i get down there just jump

Okay i’ll jump I did something how the hell do you get out of here what is this stuff why do i care about it what does it do i love stacking things run flash how do i get out what if i ran out of sand i called it i told you i’d run out of

Sand wait use the cactus i can’t oh wait okay i understand this game now it’s too easy [ __ ] now what why is he so mad because this game has bunnies in it shit’s crazy go get wood okay where do i get away from this place i don’t see any trees where

I only see cactus okay well i just would not have taken damage from that in real life eat one of the apples but i like my apples i don’t want to eat them do i have to eat the apple i don’t want to but it’s golden it’s a golden apple i’m

Not eating it i’d rather die i’m not gonna eat my golden apple and it goes jumpy okay well how do i eat the apple what do i do yeah you guys happy [ __ ] happy what what am i what’s my what the what what the is that the pig

Hey what are you looking at what this i need a house well i don’t really really helpful but it’s not a necessity look there’s a house right there that’s a village yeah of course it is that’s what i said and those are chickens see i know how to play this game just as

Much as you do fire oh look at this perfect bed perfect bed exactly what i needed all right well back to my farm that i have this is my house that i’ve built uh that’s my bed take the bed why would i take the bed this is my house now

I just i’m living here i don’t care crafting table hello everybody this is now my town and that is my pig have a good day Hello can you be my friend what is this ah okay interesting i thought it was a home but i wasn’t quite sure give the dog a bone oh wow that’s a great idea guys oh my god this is the best game i’ve ever played need tools or tools i have this

Oh what are you what is that is that squidward squidward you like crabby maddie’s don’t you squidward how do i make sticks [Applause] okay i’m learning i’m gonna go back back to my friends and i’m gonna go punch squidward in the face No don’t you touch my dog get him south get him nip at his ankles no don’t come to me kill him ow whoa okay that’s a lot of damage come on keep keep keep nibbling see what i tell you guys it’s too easy okay what are cats like how do i get one

No no no no wait where’d you go hey how do i get it how do i get it someone tell me quick quick quick quick quick fish ow yeah what the hell is this guy serious okay well okay i’ll take that can i take it back yes this is my place

You know this is my village i’m gonna name it swag place you can ride a pig all right here we go come here let’s go why don’t you listen to me ride ride you feed it carrots are you kidding me give me this back

No i want it back i’m gonna kill you i guess i didn’t have to do any of this what is that ah chicken all right how do i how do i see stuff where do you get coal give me call god damn it wait cole where where

This cave ah how the hell did you guys spot that you’ll have crazy vision all right bam bam do we exit like this is this how you is this how you leave it’s pretty cool exit strategy i can clearly see what’s going on okay why am i dying what is happening

How can you suffocate in a wall sand suffocation no no no i did not get that far just to to get killed by sand no