Bionic – Minecraft, But Your XP = Your IQ…

Today the more xp we gain the smarter we get from an idiot to having 200 iq what happens when we reach a thousand levels and we’re starting off with zero xp which is why i look dumb are you kidding me look how tiny my head is bro i look pretty cool though other

Than that speaking of looking dumb what is the world what gamers i can just fist blocks and they explode with my dumb strength i guess i’m literally just dumb and i’m strong yeah i have strength too okay gamers wait we also have one heart so we gotta be very careful and hello mr

Pig oh my dear lord you look hideous oh my goodness i don’t know who looks uglier how strong am i since i’m dumb oh my goodness i just once shot him but i barely got any xp for that obviously we want to become the smartest in the world

So we need to get xp okay but this isn’t working out hold on a second i’m pretty sure i can oh my goodness gamer i can pick the mobs up and then yeah oh my i just exploded him wait a second let’s try that again and then you eat oh my

Goodness i just threw this wait we’re literally oh my goodness wait we’re at seven eight iq we’re getting smarter gamers come on come on hello mr pig let me pick you up with my dumb strength and then you boom sorry mr tecno played back and now we’re at 12 hello mr cow

And oh my goodness i think i need literally one more hello mr bunny no wait i didn’t need to pick up grass oh so i can pick up blocks as well you eat come here mister oh wait what the heck i can ride the cow he said bruh are you

Dumb get off me you’re too heavy no i’m not why am i too heavy i’m damaging the cow no he just died on me because i was riding him apparently i’m not smart enough to know not to ride mobs can i ride you mr squid why you not

Let me he kicks me off fine i’m at 16 iq let’s get smarter you got smarter gamers were at 17 iq look in my head my head is growing we have to become the smartest in the world okay so we have a few hearts now oh

There’s a village over there hold up can i still mine with i can still mine with my fist and holy wait i didn’t realize we get a lot of the blocks this is epic being 17 iq is awesome i’m pretty sure though we just unlocked crafts let’s see

If i search up dumb because i’m literally dumb right now we can make a dumb table wait it looks the same though what’s the difference oh my god do you see this right here this is such a stupid table okay wait what can i do

With it can i make stuff with it oh my goodness i just made a dumb wooden sword not the smartest way to make a weapon apparently but oh my goodness i can just right click it hello mister oh my goodness that is terrifying this weapon is sick get out of here oh

My goodness wait i can make him bleed leave me alone wait if we could pick up mobs before what can i do no can still pick him up you dare challenge the dumbonic my 17 iq allows me to wait can i just eat him hold on a second gamers

Let me just pick him up and then oh i just ate them for xp i’m at 19 iq now okay this is getting really sus gamers i can also make a dumb wooden pick sack currently not the smartest way to make a tool but oh wait this is kind

Of sick it drops multiple are you kidding me i don’t know why it’s saying that i’m dumb bro like this is actually the smart oh i just duplicated my tables okay wait yeah i can literally just place and then break and then i can duplicate as 15 iq or 19 iq i’m not

Smart enough i can’t read numbers hello mr bunny why are you running i am hungry you look tasty we’re 20 iq now this is so cursed can i eat the villager hello mr villager i’m talking to you oh dear lord you are hideous yank and yummy 21 iq and what is

Inside of here oh we get some iron boots and some iron let’s go hello baby yank it’s a beautiful day mr farmer yawning uh yes my guy’s just watching the sky yummy wait i can still ride mobs and apparently i’m not too heavy for them

Anymore what if i pick him up instead of eating him what if i try and right click him oh my god we broke the game gamers oh my goodness they say i have 24 iq which is definitely below average like no seriously wow you you’re just simply

Not blessed but i beg to differ i have bugged out the game what happens if i on shift oh no no no no right click again ryan was just fell to my death wait what if i eat him oh my goodness oh okay we’re at 25 xp or 25 iq that was close

We need more iq i’m at 30 iq i need to become smarter hello i just want to eat you okay i look so dumb walking with this i hear voices you can’t hide from me buddy oh kitty okay no you know what a kitty would be

Wrong and oh gamers we just got smarter oh everything looks normal again the game is getting more hd thank goodness bro that was really dumb but speaking of dumb now at 40 iq i can no longer ride mobs right that’s probably because i’m getting smarter now hold up let’s just

Mine down you okay that is a lot of mob we have to be very careful take this let’s go bro we get literally got all of them we’re at 41 iq hey wait what if i press my ability whoa what the heck the oars are confusing you did you see those

Question marks wait why did i get her hold on i just did it again wait this was cool or before no leave me alone oh my goodness gamers i’m not tripping right that was we just got diamond wait diamond um okay this is soft dude i’m

Getting tons of xp from this ore though these fake diamonds i bet we can craft stuff with this and oh wait how much do i i have two stacks and two what we’re all saw at 52 iq hello mr creeper and oh my dumb table still looks dumb but the

Crafting stable looks normal okay wait can i make a dumb sword out of it no how about a regular star no okay then what can i do with wait you’re telling me i can eat a diamond oh my i just ate it why are diamonds coming around me i have regeneration and

Resistance my diamonds are literally fighting for me are you kidding me right now that is insane so this is basically just food except not really it’s not uh satisfying my hunger gamers i have an idea though we tested it on coal what if i use it now look at this oh my goodness

We turned some of the coal into diamonds and then wait i think this was iron before but now it’s gold or that drop not the smartest thing to eat if you have lactose intolerance well i’m just gonna eat it anyways and oh my goodness now i have cheese surrounding me okay

Well this isn’t too bad i kind of like it what the i can fly with the cheese oh my goodness i can fart and i have lactose intolerance whatever that means i have 54 iq i don’t know what i mean oh my goodness oh my goodness oh we landed

In the water yes i don’t care if i’m confused i want the cheese we have 49 cheese i want more oh i forgot i can only fly when i have the cheese enabled give me the cheese it’s also just insane for xp gamers look oh my goodness the

Amount of xp we’re getting we’re literally going to become insane i want to become a sentient being by the end of this video i want to be smarter than albert einstein we’re at 69 oh my goodness i almost just died seven the iq wait isn’t the normal average human

Being 85 or something like that like 80 to like a hundred we’re kind of close i mean i mean look how much xp we have subscribe to increase your iq wait what would you rather iq test i think we were getting so smart so fast we need to be tested

Okay so would you rather lick a tree hey yo that is a sus looking tree my g or kiss a sword are you what i don’t think we can fail at this though i think there’s only one answer and listen i’m gonna be honest gamer this tree is way

Too suspicious it looks like donnie square bro i guess we’re making out with a sword yeah oh gosh oh my goodness you got smarter yo wait we’re normal and oh my goodness oh my oh i’m dead i’m dead i’m dead what i’m at 85 iq which is

Normal and i guess that’s why i look normal but bro this is the sword i have to kiss i ain’t kissing you nerd oh my goodness oh my goodness oh my goodness you eat parkour eat the diamond eat the diamond yeah get wrecked now nerd okay

He does a lot of damage you fool i’m gonna make out with you even if you don’t want to okay wait no i’m just kidding listen bro this is weird i’m talking to a sword oh i killed him wait we actually did it and holy crap wait

We’re already 86 iq and he dropped the sword we got oh my goodness this is a god sword that was probably one of the weirdest things i’ve ever done in a minecraft video other than new abilities pretty sure we also since we’re average iq oh my goodness average joe’s blaster

So we have the iron you can easily make the flynn steal we just need tnt wait which we can make okay this is kind of sick let’s eat some cheese gravel right here boom gang oh i just began to say it still works you fool zombie you can’t attack me

Multi-punch yeah violence is the answer now you know because i’m an average human being and we all resort to violence instead of being in television okay and i think all we need to put is the tnt there we got it we have the blaster oh my goodness if i hold right

Click bro wait a second yo this thing shoots blocks are you kidding me look at that wait and it regenerates okay that is so cool oh yeah i also realized i can’t mind stuff with my fists anymore get out of here you stupid creeper multi-pawn so other than our multi-punch

Ability which allows me just to throw basically a butt ton of punches oh sorry axolotl i think i accidentally hit you i have another ability that oh my goodness what is this what the oh i can belly flop how did he not die look at this crazy explosion

Let’s test out my belly flop ability belly flop oh my goodness bro hello mr chimpkins let’s belly flop on the pig oh my goodness this villager is running away from me i need your iq i mean xp i mean let me know okay wait that did nothing

Oh yeah 93 xp now gamers we’re getting to the point where we’re getting a lot smarter belly flaw i’m becoming more big brain final belly flop oh there’s my xp gamers we got smarter i’m 131 iq oh my goodness i have such a big brain my brain is leaking look at this mere

Mortal uh yes your intelligence is not uh as superior as mine goodbye sir well now that i’m apparently really smart i’m at 131 iq what if i use my whoa what the heck is happening oh my goodness look how much xp i’m getting what the balls is this chicken no what

Just happened my ability is called optical illusion creation oh my goodness gamers is the block moving or am i tripping hey yo that looks sus that hurts my brain what if i stand on top of it and then oh my goodness no that is 100 moving right like comment down below

If you guys can see this moving there’s more mobs here let’s try this again it’s a different one this time oh my goodness oh my goodness bro they’re just all attracted to it and just explode into knowledge oh my goodness yo give me this xp bro and okay no this one’s even more

Sus gamers is he facing you or is he facing the side it’s like both how can you choose one no this one’s so weird bro i i do not like it gamers what’s gonna happen when we get the 200 iq it’s the forbidden number speaking of forbidden let’s put another one oh it’s

A different one as well oh my goodness i can’t even look at it i can’t even look at it oh yes these pools are two small brains maybe if they had a higher iq they could observe it like we can wait is it is it a bunny or is it is it a

Dock i’ll see baka wait and we definitely unlocked new crafts bro flying car we need glass and xp battery which is just copper and lapis we have copper and we have lapis these stupid skeletons stand no chance and explode into xp no way there you go gamers i

Place the best one and now whenever they spawn dude they instantly just get exploded into xp okay you know what let’s just close it up like that oh my goodness i just hear popping like popcorn oh and i’m just getting free xp look at that all we need to do now is go

Like this and we have the xp battery i’m smart i’m not gonna lick it i promise gamer now all we need to do is put the xp at the top and oh my goodness we got our flying car and holy crap for 175 let’s right click our flying car oh my

Goodness run no way we’re so intelligent we have invented this thing flies bro look how quick it is it’s faster than the truck from that one video oh my good wait and i can just oh oh i’m flying i’m flying i’m actually flying i’m actually

Flying in a car look how cool this looks from the inside okay this is actually the coolest thing ever what if i oh my i can’t just run them over bro they give so much xp we’re gonna hit 200. we’re gonna hit 200 iq oh my goodness let’s

Run over some villagers hello did i just run him over while he was talking to his son i’m evil sorry that baby it must be done i need your little knowledge i hope this video does not get demonetized i’m like running over villagers come here nerd oh my goodness gamers 199 and

No way oh my goodness gamers i am now 200 iq my brain is leaking i am so intelligent i don’t even need to touch the ground we’re just wait can i fly oh my goodness wait i can’t fly are you kidding me i don’t even need my car

Anymore wait loki the car is kind of overpowered though because i can still get a lot of xp oh my goodness we’re at 206. our next goal is a thousand iq so now that i can just literally fly i also oh my goodness i can just control mobs

Yo and just launch them at will wait i think this telekinesis power gives a lot of xp bro i just went up like two from one mob 211 212 hold up gamers let’s find some more mobs perfect look at all these chickens i mean pigs what if i use

My xp ball effect oh my goodness no way no way no way what is happening look at the world bro look what we’re doing we created a black hole with our mind okay now wait what’s happening to the clouds oh my goodness uh why is the xp that

Massive and what is happening to the world just pick some of this up oh my goodness wait how much xp is this dropping look at these big clumps of xp i’m at 269 levels 270 bro we can hit like 500 in no time i miss so much more

Xp over here and boom wait why is my car still flying look at the destruction gamers okay wait i think we bugged out the world oh my goodness what just happened okay this is loki evil but sorry pigs and turtles i need to harvest everything oh my goodness wait we have

X-rays what bruh wait i didn’t even check before we get this xp wait what we can make an xp bomb we should need tnt more xp batteries oh my goodness the tnt can be found right there there you go we got the tnt ah there we go we have an xp

Bomb okay i’m just gonna place this down right here let it go off it just wait just took my xp it just sent me to 200. are you kidding me better be worth it bro oh it just came down what did it just oh i just turned this entire world

Into xp what okay what if i break it oh my goodness wait gamers look at my xp look at my iq i’m getting too much knowledge what is actually happening right now bro let’s reach a thousand iq oh my gosh gamers no no no no my game my

Game oh my goodness we’re becoming too powerful we’re gonna reach a thousand bruh 800 900 oh my goodness oh my goodness no way we’re about to reach a thousand oh my goodness i can just fly what am i gamers what the balls did i just become we’re in a thousand iq am i

Just like a giant slime ball of energy look at my brain look at my face dude i don’t even feel real right now i have no hands bro what um what if i do this i’m way too powerful what the balls look at this village oh my goodness i’m

Destroying it dude well we’re already at 1200 iq wait gamers what did i just press am i traveling somewhere wait what what the where am i why do i see a plan why am i as big as a planet that earth oh wait and there’s this thing right here too

What planet is this what the balls and what is this planet uh this is kind of creepy i just got the earth in my hand um wait i can eat it why did my xp just set to zero as well i when did that happen oh no what if i just wait it’s

Taking a long time what’s going on gamer