CATS & THE WITCH’S HUT! | Block Squad (Minecraft Animation)

– I love you guys, and our adventures are great, but I feel like when we get back we turn into zombies. – Huh, I’m not even this boring. – See. We seriously need to inject some more life into, well, our home life. – No, I need more time!

– Maybe we get a pet? – Another animal, I already have two. Sorry. – I’m gonna veto any wolves after what happened last time. – Yeah, maybe not our finest moment. – What about a cat? Not like a big cat, a house cat. There are tons of domestic cats.

– I like it. – I don’t. But I don’t have a better idea. – Thanks for being a team player, Chick. – I’m just trying to advance the plot. – What? So is there any kind of trick to this? – Nope. As long as there are enough beds, cats will spawn.

– Can I help you three? – Yeah, we are trying to find a cat to take. – I don’t know any strays, but maybe my kitty Winston can be of some help. Say hello, Winston. These adventurers are looking for a cat of their own. Do you know– Wait, what did you just do?

– Looks like I tamed Winston. – No, give him back! – No can do, bud, thanks for the help. – (sobbing) Why God, why? – I might be coming around on this whole cat thing. – Yeah, he’s adorable. – We should get him a friend.

I don’t want him to be alone all day. – Good idea. There are 11 cat types, so I’m sure we can find at least one. – 11, you say? – Yup, 11. – That’s not too many. Be cool to have more than one. – But just one more than one, you know, two.

Two cats. – Right. But, kids who grow up without enough siblings turn out weird. – Then good thing these aren’t children, and they’re cats. – Yeah Stan, I don’t know if we want 11 cats. – Stan! – What? This is awesome. – Can we please step outside? This has gotten out of hand.

– Seven, eight, nine, 10, hm. One, two, three, four. – Porkchop, he’s not listening. – 10, there is only 10. – You are being very rude, Stan. – Porkchop, did you say there are 10 unique cat types or 11? – 11.

And from the looks of it, it looks like you caught them all. Congrats! – No, but I haven’t, see I only count 10. What does your book say about cat types? – There are 11. – Okay, duh. That much I got. Does it say anything else? – Villagers, cats, 11, rare, black, witch.

– Well? – This is not good, Stan. The last cat, the one you don’t have, is a black cat. And the only way to get one is at a witch’s hut. – Hm, a witch, doesn’t sound too bad. – No Stan, that is very bad. Witches are insanely dangerous.

– Yeah, they have all kinds of deadly potions. – Right. Imagine if Porkchop was actually good at fighting and brewing. – Oh wow, that does sound dangerous. – Hey! – How about a deal? If we can catch this super rare black cat, I’ll get rid of all these other boring, garbage cats.

– Won’t the other cats be pissed if you just throw them out? – What are you talking about? They have the mental capacity of a Tamagotchi. – A Tama-what? – Nothing, they’re dumb. I don’t even think object permanence applies to them. – Well, Stan, you devious bastard. You’ve got a deal. So what’s the plan? – I stab her with my diamond sword. – Okay. Well let’s make that plan D. Maybe A through C should involve less you getting obliterated by her potions. – Fine, how about Porkchop distracts the witch while Chick and I sneak in, steal the kitty, and bounce.

– Why do I need to be the distraction? – You’re fast and I don’t want to. Also, I didn’t bring the right bait for Chick. – Bait? – Fetch, boy. – That is horrifying. – You’re lucky I didn’t have any seeds, otherwise it was definitely going to be you. – Thanks.

– Oh, yeah, sorry about the door. – No need to be sorry, hun. You’re perfect as you are. I could really use someone just like you. – Really? I’d love to help. – Oh, that’s wonderful. Protein is exactly what my stew was missing. – Stew? – Now’s our chance. Get him, Chick. – What do we do about Porkchop? – Maybe we just book it to the cabin and let him figure it out. – Stan! – I’m kidding. Plan D it is. – (gasps) Who are you and what are you doing with Isabel?

– The name’s Stan, Stan I am. The cat’s with me now and I’m about to unleash some Deus ex Meowchina on you. – What? Meowchina? – Nice job, Porkchop. – That was a horrible plan! – It worked though, and now we only need to worry about one cat.

– Yeah, and a super rare one at that. – Oh my gosh! – What the (beeps) just happened? – [Narrator] Waiting for Alex to join “Block Squad?” Wish you could be the first to know when Tanner finally wins the battle royale? Make sure you’re subscribed and have your bell notifications on so that you can be the first to comment before anybody else.