charity stream! raising money for MDA 6.26.21 (kurtis conner full twitch stream)

Do Oh no there we go hi hello hello hello press the wrong one [ __ ] all right um now i can’t actually see i’ll have to open up my freaking twitch dude oh [ __ ] sorry guys one second so you guys can donate i won’t be able to see it though sorry

Guys i’m trying to see if i get if i’m able to like see the donation so i can you know thank you for it but um how about i just open up the okay there we go dude there we go there we go so mda is muscular dystrophy association

So that’s um teaming up with them you know raise some money so uh yeah dude check out the tiltify uh plug-in thing on the or extension on here i think it should be on the stream somewhere where you can uh donate some money also you can donate through crowd control

Minecraft which is what we’re going to do what we’re going to be playing today and also someone said why i don’t think i need a reason you know why case because because it’s a good thing to do you know what the wait hold on what the [ __ ] are you doing

Hold up wait just hold up that’s [ __ ] all right um my hair looks nice thank you I’m getting it cut on monday finally yo 25 bucks from harper t we’re trying to raise five grand tonight all right um so we’re gonna freaking does this work okay cool we’re gonna get hopefully we can do it i want to get 5k we can do more than five grand

I think we can do it i’m not cutting the mullet don’t worry i’m gonna have a mullet still but i’m just getting it because it’s not really a molar right now like it is when it’s tucked back and i have a hat on but if it’s like

Especially now because it’s so like uh humid outside it’s literally like it’s [ __ ] it’s huge how do you donate uh there should be a thing i’m trying to see how it looks i can’t see how it looks on mine my end so i’m sorry but there should be a thing

On the don’t donate to me i mean you could and i’ll just put the money towards it but um there’s um if you donate through my link they’ll just go to me um and i guess i can set it afterwards but um if um there should be like a a freaking

Tiltify logo thing an extension on the stream where you can freaking donate if you scroll down yeah scroll down all right scroll down scroll down hey scroll down all right so we’re gonna do i updated the pricing for the minecraft um yeah it’s the t it’s up top on mobile

The t logo is up top all right all right so now we open minecraft okay this is my first stream of yours i’m watching so is this batty smp or different world okay well usually i do um i have my own server but we’re gonna do crowd control minecraft

So there should also be another extension where how do you go to hold on hold on because now this isn’t even working okay yeah yeah sorry guys one second one second jesus christ okay there we go all right so the crowd control shirt okay nevermind i’m good i’m good

It should be working if you don’t see the crowd control it’s not there okay you’re fresh and you see it now okay okay crowd control’s there all right let’s that’s freaking pog okay okay sorry guys it’s there all right um okay okay so you can donate through the tiltify thing or you can

Any money that is sent in any um donations or [ __ ] what am i saying dude any [ __ ] uh um Stuff that you buy in crowd control minecraft is donation it is going right to charity holy [ __ ] dude wow i cannot [ __ ] talk today sorry i was like literally okay nevermind we’re here okay let’s start a new one um brand new actually okay brand new great new world survival okay

All right guys let’s see those donations let’s raise some money come on then come on then let’s raise some money connected to crowd control great okay you will notice from last stream i upped the prices a little bit okay but i’m already fast holy but i’m

Gonna try to do the same thing as last time i’m gonna try to get as far as i can in minecraft uh while you guys either help me or uh try to kill me so through the crowd control extension you can okay what the [ __ ] what is that oh

Okay i don’t have a weapon but i am fast fast as [ __ ] boy okay you trying to beat the game i mean that’d be ideal if we can work together guys we could work together and i can beat the game that’d be kind of clutch what is that noise

All right someone gave me a stone picky thank you okay so we need to find let’s go find a village that’s what we really need um Zoom is making you sick yo you should have seen the [ __ ] oh my god here we go you should have seen the [ __ ] the [ __ ] drunk effect that we had last time where it made it made me drunk in the game that was a nightmare bro i’m so fast

It’s a blaze all right okay let’s get some rods in i’m so fast i didn’t even get one oh i can’t jump great good good good good uh if i i’ll do how about like every 10 or 20 minutes i’ll go through the donations oh i forgot okay [ __ ] off what’s that noise

Okay i still can’t jump uh i’m trying to make stairs dude i don’t have enough oh my god oh my god what do i what do i do i need okay i can jump again nice okay now my mouse is inverted nice thanks for that

Thanks for all that i need to try and find uh a village is as i was saying what’s that red thing over there what is that all right we got planks uh oh it’s a mushroom this inverted mouse [ __ ] is not ideal okay let’s find a village please

Oh [ __ ] olive juice thank you for the subscription yi is right oh i didn’t even tweet out the freaking stream yet dude where’s a village yo i’m lagging like crazy wait did you see one the hell is that why can’t i [ __ ] oh no whoa too fast guys where would a village be

All right we will find one together guys we will find one oh my god now it’s raining oh yeah i thought you were like i like for the longest time i thought you were like just supposed like every time you spawned you were just at a village you know okay thank you

Religion plains biome usually okay yeah i should get out of the swamp or swamp as those canadians call it ah and you disable my jump well that’s good that’s good but guess what i i can make stairs now let’s make stairs let’s freaking go hog hey someone burned me okay hey

You tried to ruin me but i am big brain even though you guys told me to do that um okay hold on let me let me check out the donations real quick yo we raised over a thousand dollars holy [ __ ] okay uh whoa nice thank you friends freak katrina b

Zoe cherry becca veder miss huntley dole dorito jolene holy mo i can’t even read all these dudes haley alex kendra anonymous yo anonymous thank you i’d love your work holy [ __ ] tabitha thank you everyone a thousand bucks already dude Okay we’re hitting 5k we got it we’ve got it okay once we find a [ __ ] village though that’s the real problem okay yeah i gotta move towards like the land dude i wish like i don’t know i wish they could give me a freaking i’m fast again okay this is good this is

Good we need to cover some ground this is good actually this is good for me good for me i look happy and healthy yes me oh whoa i’m the fastest man alive whoa Oh it hurts i can’t [ __ ] see it how big is a swamp bro you set the gate set it to get to difficult okay uh oh yo thank you someone healed me okay i feel like if i’m going that fast i should just run on water you know

Oh you said it’s a peaceful thank you i really needed that you think i feel like if i’m running that fast i would just run on water like it can’t be that hard to run on water right all jesus did was walk i could run if i wanted to huh Um hey guys i got a good feeling about this this portion of the map all right i think we’re gonna i think we’re gonna find some Cool village or hey maybe we don’t found some lava though that’s kind of cool oh thank you okay well not thank you oh dang it you inverted my mouse also guys i i made the ender dragon and wither like really like pretty expensive to get um just because

You know it’s a it’s a pain in the butt and we’re trying to raise some money so all right just so easy with that absolutely easy with that oh my god what the heck oh i got a pearl and to pick three pickies whoa guys thank you

Holy [ __ ] i didn’t even realize it so i have enough stuff to make a bed i i need one more oh yeah i knew that was gonna happen hey i need to make more planks and then i gotta no i got a bed okay

Well i don’t want to lose all i want to go back to where i was so i’ll leave that bed there just in case i die i have a sword what am i doing it’s so fast i can’t control it there we go i need a village like asap dude oh my god

I’m so fast oh my god dude i literally can’t find one you know what i should do i’m speed running for real yeah literally all right it’s gonna be right over this hill okay or not it’s going to be over here okay you know what maybe we don’t do the

Village route maybe we just try to mine find some [ __ ] and try to beat it that way you know so let’s go find a cave because holy [ __ ] if a new sonic movie looks wack someone said Not today okay i need this beef let’s let’s go happy pride month all right we’re gonna find a mine we’re gonna beat the freaking game hey my axe you axe you axe hole absolutely you axel all right we’re going in yeah okay stop doing the speed thing i might increase the

Price of that one oh good this is what killed me last time what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] happened i still have all my stuff i’m like genuinely so confused oh someone sent me back to spawn okay what the hell was that noise oh it’s that [ __ ] thing again okay

That’s that’s a thing that people can do got it now i know that was so confusing i am scared to use my diamond picky by the way because if people freaking get rid of it then i’m sort of [ __ ] whoa all right this will be good good i i never learn you know

I got iron I don’t have any sticks dude i’m a [ __ ] idiot i need sticks all right now we’re cooking now we are cooking folks all right uh sure let’s go down this way um see that’s why i didn’t want to use my diamond pickaxe dude because people are just gonna [ __ ] destroy it

Is that a chicken hey thank you dude this zooming [ __ ] is tripping me out yeah it was kind of hot i was with the drop of [ __ ] brie style dude okay i want to find some lava yo i got five pearls dude again we could just i hear water okay that’s good

Gold gold check yo oh my god that’s pog dang let’s [ __ ] go Dude playing a dangerous game right now [ __ ] can someone spawn a sheep please i need sheep thank you thank you yeah die die nobody clipped that me chanting hoping for that a [ __ ] sheep would die okay yeah i gotta make a furnace um where is it and i’ll make a chest as well

Yeah i’m kind of good at the game keep that in there keep that just in case um all right did someone give me an ingot i got one ironing it yeah it’s my man cave check it out no girls allowed only men only cavemental out in here

Only the geico cavemen are allowed in my man cave oh wait i can use my diamond one i don’t give a [ __ ] pepsi bottle coca-cola glass i don’t give a damn you guys seen that vine because i have no big deal okay so i’ll take some of the iron i’ll make a bucket

Sure was lit again all right can you hear enough i don’t even know enough freaking idiot okay uh i don’t know if this is gonna work i don’t think the pool is big enough for me to make a portal oh especially when i do [ __ ] like that right it won’t yeah

Unless it goes like more this way hey that was just stupid fine destroy my cobblestone i don’t care oh this is [ __ ] so stupid i know this isn’t a smart thing to do but see you destroyed my [ __ ] pickaxe bro yo epic yeah this is not my view

Maybe up there okay yeah we’ll go up there man everyone’s destroying my [ __ ] wait what happened oh [ __ ] 25 gifts and subs yo thank you oh d has back back at it dude every stream that you’re just popping off that’s pog stop it stop stop cannonball all right got indies all right

So i could make some boots so when we go into the nether i’ll make a little helmet oh i need armor we’re not going to nether yet so um oh yeah girls in the chest true gotta put all my valuables in there okay um you’re giving me anxiety what because

I’m bad at the game or what please don’t please don’t say that i am i might i simply won’t i simply won’t be able to take it if you say that my heart will surely break don’t go break in my achy breaky heart all right bones hey ho bone check

Guys we are beating the game today all right tonight we are beating it this stream’s ending my stream’s ending at eight so we got we got like an hour and a half dude should i go for that iron i feel like i should playing a dangerous game especially with that [ __ ] thing

Whoops the speed thing is not ideal right now i can say that huh and the inverted mouse nice this is just going to fall down there okay that’s it oh my god and that’s it i can’t even yeah this i can’t even make a [ __ ] thing here stupid stupid stupid idiot stupid

All right i get it jesus christ oh my god i was about to go to sleep like that’s the reason it’s dark in the cave because this nighttime [ __ ] idiot man i don’t know if you just put all that there oh so now what i gotta find a different lava pool

Dude there’s so much iron here what the [ __ ] it’s kind of it’s kind of awesome oh [ __ ] i should make some torches eh can i all right um i could have gotten it what do you mean i could have gotten it where did you wait where did the love even go i’m confused

I gotta say i really don’t like that noise wait were you always being mean what’s going on what if i like make a pool you know bruh i didn’t even touch it it won’t work oh man okay well i should just move away because oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ]

Are you [ __ ] kidding me man give me water why can’t i have water why can i have it why isn’t it working gotta be from the source oh well my bucket got destroyed anyway jesus christ okay i hate this game okay now there’s always gonna be light

All right guys we’re looking for a lava pool now and we keep going down and rap bedrock nice oh no all right maybe we go up let’s go back up swimming upstream it’s for charity it’s for charity guys that’s for charity you know this is fine that’s an expensive one

So that’s kind of good that that happened all right it’s for charity okay let’s check the donation thing uh um okay we’re almost at two thousand dollars dude i don’t think that includes the uh um crowd control stuff so that’s pog also i can’t get my stuff because it goes away

Uh in this game so uh okay well i got a pearl and i got sword that’s okay that’s very nice thank you and i put stuff okay hey dude that’s fine you know what i need to just keep i just need to get far away from the valuables okay thank you thank you

Thank you there’s some calm there’s some freaking common decency left in the world huh seems like it ah let me up oh these stairs are [ __ ] Oh my god guys Oh i can’t jump Oh my god the [ __ ] [ __ ] off what even is this what the [ __ ] is going on what the [ __ ] stop Oh my god oh no [ __ ] off you guys are you guys are [ __ ] evil where even is what what is it what is hitting me right now oh my god dude i don’t have any torches so let’s just hope we can find a lava pool i mean realistically i should oh my god

[ __ ] off bro i had full house get me out of this cave jesus christ good lord ah don’t give me okay see please don’t give me a pickaxe please i need a pickaxe oh my god thank you what the oh my god okay guys we need to work together if

We’re gonna beat the game okay Okay we’re out okay so this is okay what are the what are the coordinates here negative eight two four all right this is the cave negative 824 negative 59. somebody write that down um i’m in a wall what the hell sent me back to my spawn that’s good that’s good i actually thanks

And now i can’t jump i’m i’m gonna lose my mind i’m gonna lose my [ __ ] mind then if i if i break that spawn point i just get sent back to like someone just spawned a wither but i feel like it won’t get to me because i’m underground all right

Now we find a lava pool even though i i don’t even have a bucket anymore dude i don’t have any iron oh my god all right oh thank you thank you so much holy [ __ ] thank you wow you guys are so nice i don’t have an axe though

Oh my god i have so many iron so much iron sorry oh let’s go oh my god all right guys this is what i like to see so no that’s what i don’t like to see i had an axe and you guys freaking destroyed it god this toys with my emotions you know

360. oh i can’t jump that’s why it wasn’t as cool as it should have been oh my god can you give me i need lava stop taking my jump away please please i’m losing my mind what the [ __ ] man and i [ __ ] you [ __ ] you no i just need a lava pool

So i can go to the freaking nether or actually you know what guys how about we do this how about we do what we did last time no not today [ __ ] okay i didn’t even see it where’s the audio on that what the [ __ ] i didn’t get the chords either [ __ ] you guys

Those are [ __ ] jerks man god damn it i’m gonna lose my [ __ ] mind finally found the [ __ ] thing that i wanted to you guys kill me suck a dick oh my god 2 300 bucks let’s go all right i’ll post my instagram and twitter sorry i didn’t even tweet yet

Oh man this every this takes years off of my life dude i’m going to be like 85 and some doctor’s gonna be like he’s gonna sit me down and he’s like curtis look you’ve had a great life but you have you’re gonna die like next year you’re

No you’re gonna die tomorrow i’m like what the hell why and he’s like well uh you would live until you’re 90 but you played that [ __ ] crowd control thing and uh and it sort of took years off of your life so sorry i’m working hmm all right guys this is the plan all

Right listen up oh that’s sick guys this is the plan okay this is what we’re gonna do i’m gonna go up there i’m gonna go up to the surface okay no one’s gonna kill me because we’re gonna work together to beat this game for charity we’re gonna beat the game

All right and yeah i am using the word for charity as that says to uh sort of guilt you guys into it but it’s all good you know um we’re gonna go up there you guys are either first we’re gonna do you guys are we need to work together all right

Spawn some blazes okay once i get some uh uh some you know a sword and [ __ ] and armor we’re gonna you guys are gonna spawn blazes together and i’m gonna kill the blazes to get blaze rods once i have enough blaze rods you guys are gonna give me some pearls

And then i’m gonna make an eyes of ender and then we’re gonna go find the freaking stronghold and then we’re gonna beat the [ __ ] game simple as that okay and and none of what i said was disable my jump but it’s all good [Applause] because clearly the [ __ ]

The other way of doing things where i just find a lava pool that’s not really working out is it [Applause] excuse me set your spawn in the cave i did it is in the cave right now whoa did that dog just kill the [ __ ] sheep or is that a wolf

I was [ __ ] up someone said this whole stream is for me because their name is charity whoa cool name yeah so if like if if whenever if you work at like a mcdonald’s or something you could just like every time they pay you it’s tax deductible right

It’s like because they’re just giving it to charity giving money to charity it’s pretty [ __ ] epic if you ask me okay we need to find like an open space Or you know i just go back to the cave and that’s fine i’m gonna go insane guys this isn’t part of the plan the part the listen oh my god i did save my jump too you know now i gotta go make some stairs i guess reset your spawn to where

Guys we’re halfway through the stream and we’re halfway to the goal keep donating guys twenty four hundred dollars for the muscular dystrophy association all right let’s go move the bed to the surface okay because this [ __ ] keeps [ __ ] [Applause] happening hello oh you don’t have a job All right let’s go spawned a witch disable my jump good oh good thank god you did that thank god because i wanted to get out of the cave and why would you want that as you guys are ruthless you guys are [ __ ] ruthless if society was left in your hands it

[ __ ] fall apart you know oh i’m a [ __ ] idiot how do i even can i just not can i not just like okay just in timing just in timing oh yeah my mouse is inverted i’m gonna lose my mind can i not go out this way

Oh i [ __ ] it all up all right okay here we go guys just please please just leave me alone for like just i mean do the nice things come on curtis sound is nice we’re nice people we help each other all right okay or you you take a heart from me

Oh that was like a burp and a sneeze well that was crazy i felt wild all right hold on thank you this looks like some long distance [ __ ] arming right now dude get back here [ __ ] go dude [ __ ] you all right yes sir all right guys this is the this

Is the plan no guys simply [ __ ] off okay we’re gonna do we’re gonna put everything pretty far away from each other okay man like it’s like it’s the [ __ ] ender dragon you know i oh my god she’s she’s unstoppable oh no no go go go i can’t believe you guys actually

[ __ ] spawn the ender dragon dude no [ __ ] way what are they doing i mean if i beat an ender dragon that means i beat the game right guys this was not according to the plan we were gonna do we were gonna get blazes like are they just there now like i

Don’t think they can’t perch anywhere holy [ __ ] dude okay guys back to the plan i’m just gonna run away they following me okay well now we know how to get back to my stuff they’re just flying right there all right guys i need blazes i need all hands on deck

I actually wouldn’t mind making a shield so i’m gonna do that okay you spawned a blaze where is it where is it oh i thought i just saw it i just saw it where’d it go am i too high up or something okay this fast thing is like giving me a headache

Oh man okay there’s so many hills there’s not one flat place where i can just fight [ __ ] blazes dude [ __ ] off okay try spawning them now my god stop making me fast i don’t like it okay here we go no not a creeper my mouse is inverted oh god oh god

Okay okay okay what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] oh my god okay thank you thank you [ __ ] set the whole forest on fire oh [ __ ] i don’t even know where they went all right please don’t make me fast anymore please i beg of you if there’s one thing you do for

The rest of your life it’s please and stop taking my jump no i don’t want to be fast again oh my god this is what the flash feels like all right i will wait right here and i will kill blazes oh yeah whoever’s filling my hearts dude

Oh my god why does a creeper have to be there too you know hmm okay nice he killed the creeper [ __ ] off i’m i’m [ __ ] dead dude i’m dead oh my god thank you holy [ __ ] no creepers i just need oh my god oh my god guys there we go there we go

I don’t have any armor [ __ ] i can’t i [ __ ] can’t do this i can’t [ __ ] do this 2600 bucks oh thank you i need armor dude that’s what i really need there’s no way i can beat this game like i [ __ ] can’t it’s literally impossible to beat this

Game like this it i i’m convinced it’s it literally it is literally impossible because if uh okay i gotta make this fast thing like more expensive dude it’s like i can’t even play it and it’s also giving me a headache um okay i just turned it off because

Oh boy was it ever hurt in my head still is but this will be the last of it okay what the [ __ ] i turn it off oh my god dude it’s backlogged true well i mean it’s all for charity so it’s fine but wow this is so annoying

Also isn’t vex that like shitty like cheap sugary uh alcoholic drink i think it is thank you for the chicken thank you for the iron ing All right i don’t think we’re gonna be able to beat the game today because still you know i only got like 40 minutes left of this stream and we’re not anywhere close i got so much further last stream which i don’t understand yeah how about you [ __ ] off all right

Oh this guy’s pretty [ __ ] quick and i’m gonna die real soon okay [ __ ] off you know some people just want to watch the world burn and that’s fine oh my god as soon as i start using it like i don’t even know what to do at this point

At the very least you know what i want to do on this stream i want to try to successfully do the water bucket trick the freaking when you jump off something really high and you throw the water down and you survive because i’ve never done that

So if not anything else that is what i want to do all right unless you guys want to [ __ ] give me a bunch of pearls all right i’m gonna need ingots oh my god i got a pearl nice dude i gotta see one more ingot nice thank you

All right guys let’s try it nice okay i don’t have enough wool for a bed [ __ ] all right and i can’t jump so i’m gonna have to wait i’m bestie kill my chicken okay good try still got all my stuff [ __ ] step all right guys i’m using up all my planks i know

Oh i got a pearl where where did that go it’s down there okay i will safely retrieve it all right guys here we go i’ve been watching some youtube videos on how to do this and that is cool of me to do you guys ready here we go oh my god let’s go

Pog finally a w holy [ __ ] i’ve never done that before yo let’s freaking go dude i don’t even care that you guys are [ __ ] with me wow that felt great i hear monsters And if there’s monster somewhere then that usually means there’s some other good stuff Uh Oh i forgot how uh confident those skeletons are wow this whoa this is a deep [ __ ] mind bro oh they’re all waiting um you can’t get me okay that did get me man there’s a lot of bad guys in here i’m the bad guy you know that’s what they’re all saying right now

Yo this mine is crazy dude i want to go down to the bottom guys i found a freaking oh man i started a world in my on others i started another world where i can like practice speed runs and stuff um and i found an abandoned mine shaft

In one of them it was the first one i found it was so cool i’ve never done that before also i can’t [ __ ] see anything um oh did we hit 3k let’s go dude fifty 3050. that’s plug not pug man you [ __ ] jerks man trying to get me while i was reading the

[ __ ] donations you [ __ ] oh it’s over there oh relax settle down let’s just all take a breath stupid what do i need i need i don’t even know dude i can’t no i’m not gonna beat the game so it’s all good whatever you guys want

To do just whatever is the most money do that so we can raise some money for the charity man i wanted to find a freaking lava pool so i can try that thing yeah i get it man there we go not even a lava pool god is this the wait oh no

And i just wanted to find a lava pool because i’ve been learning how to make a portal and i wanted to show you guys but i can’t even [ __ ] do that because i keep finding one single live pool and the minute i did find one i got sent

Back to my [ __ ] spawn point so what’s the [ __ ] spawn point of all this you know and this is lagging just so goddamn much okay yep all right lava pool No no lava pool yet heck i’d even take a liverpool at this point don’t got a lava pool i’ll take a liverpool also it should just go on my inventory it’s kind of annoying that it just doesn’t what’s down here oh a [ __ ] creeper thank god oh thank god that’s there

Get off my dick jesus get off my dick jesus it’s not very holy of you what’s that over there why is that a big tower over there what is that guys i’m curious please don’t kill me i want to see what this is oh wait that’s where i jumped off i’m a literal

I’m literally the dumbest person alive oh just kidding false alarm i’m i’m a dumbass guys false alarm i’m actually [ __ ] stupid so it’s all good Also yeah cool cool guys literally built a huge tower five minutes ago and i see a huge tower i’m like what stop [ __ ] idiot wait what is that [ __ ] off suck my balls suck on my balls all right now i can actually [ __ ] okay it’s still raining

Ah you saw 2500 coins to use we’ll use them up use them up i’m just going to see if we can find anything cool dude did look at this stuff isn’t it neat wouldn’t you think my collection’s complete what don’t you think i’m the girl girl who has everything

Look for a look for an astronaut yeah What you know about throwing an egg in the ocean yeah i feel like an egg in the ocean yeah guys how many how many how many eggs do you think are in the ocean right now like like bird eggs how many yeah at least five yeah oh [ __ ]

A ship oh my god i’ve never found one of these before yo pog a ship yo i totally ship this [ __ ] okay let’s get back up because i’m going to get hurt real soon and i’m hungry all my food points are gone what is hurting me what’s going on all right

Now this makes perfect sense to me oh i’ve got a treasure map oh i’ve got the treasure map it’s over there guys please this can be the one good thing that happens to me on this stream okay i’m like a dolphin should be like right should be like right here

Thanks that actually helped so who’s the [ __ ] idiot now i have a shovel no i don’t they’re so little oh there it is i didn’t have anything to make a bed guys [ __ ] you [ __ ] you guys [ __ ] you you guys are evil oh man i had a freaking treasure where

Was it where was it i’m going back for it i don’t care i don’t care i’m going back for it nothing comes between me i got an egg okay so there was the thing that i i built thank you [ __ ] man you guys are like ruthless

To everyone who’s being nice to me and giving me nice things seriously thank you so much to all the people who are killing me and being freaking jerks just know that you have a there’s a special place in hell that is that is waiting for you

And they cannot wait for you to get there like if the devil was watching this stream he’d be like jesus that was a little bit much that’s a little too mean even for me and i’m the [ __ ] devil all right heck heck and cheese thank you

All right i think it was more this way i didn’t even get the coordinates man i’m so stupid was it this way or more this way okay this looks more like open waters here yeah i think it was this way stop talking bad about yourself kurt what do you mean am i

Am i being negative i literally can’t tell [ __ ] all right yeah this is i think this is where i went you can’t keep me down guys it’s gonna be a lot more than that negative self i’m not even being negative about myself what did i say what did i say

I literally don’t even know i think i’m just that’s just how i dude i look like when i go underwater at my face cam i look like uh i look like i’m that yo the girl from willy wonka i got a purple face violet you’re turning violet violet okay so there’s the ship

And then i was like okay let’s go see the map you know i went over here chicken in the ocean i feel like a [ __ ] chicken in the ocean yeah sorry it’s man eat chicken out here it’s a man eat chicken i think it’s right there is that a different one

Oh that’s the one i came from this looks promising okay negative 187 negative 5 11. yeah that’s where it was now it’s all [ __ ] because i exploded so [ __ ] oh hey buddy it was somewhere around here how you guys are [ __ ] ruthless i cannot believe that

I cannot believe you guys that is crazy oh my god you got [ __ ] [ __ ] off evil i got it though [ __ ] [ __ ] what you know about going down on some meat is that all there was all right what else should we do there are two chests in a shipwreck

I couldn’t find another one also what does the heart of the sea do what is that art of the sea do uh finds an end portal oh you’re telling me to what to do what is it oh you can make connor which allows you to breathe underwater

Well i don’t know what the heck that means but it sounds kinda awesome i wish i could breathe underwater i could combine it i could make a con do it what if i just went like oh yeah what if i just eat it can i eat it there’s nowhere to hide

Please don’t hold it you’re i’m you’re stressed why what does it do hard to see go i did it i put it in the c is that not what i’m supposed to do i think it i think it disappeared what a worthless piece of [ __ ] didn’t even do anything

I mean i don’t even know what to do now what are we at hm 3200 guys let’s keep it going come on i mean if i gotta make a [ __ ] donation i will all right does cad mean call at duty yes it does that’s our currency call at duty i’ve had it

Had it with that freaking minecraft stuff um what are we at guys 3200 okay i’m doing a donation too so you guys anyone who hasn’t donate if you can donate please donate we’re trying to hit our goal of five thousand dollars okay please also yeah after this stream i will be playing

I think we’re playing among us on the mda twitch channel with them uh for a little bit so that’ll be fun um what are you talking about oh my god oh my god um sorry i gotta figure out mine kinda sus yeah that’s pretty sus sorry i forgot to change my password okay

Okay so my paypal password is imagine okay i did the donation so now we should be at yep okay we hit four thousand new donations nice we hit 4 000 sorry i was donating i donated 800 smackaroos to it because we i wanted to hit the [ __ ]

At least i want to get 4 000. so someone else want to match it huh anybody else charity is mda muscular dystrophy association spending money on coins actually yeah it should be included i wonder if there’s a way to see how much okay well i think i’m done playing

Minecraft for the for the stream so yes let’s say i don’t know i can’t find where it says it but we need 600 more dollars that’s it we can get it dude we can get it i think we can get it i see i can’t find my credit card

Just throw a bunch of cash at your screen i’m wondering if it’ll show me uh usually something sent an email last time to see like how much money was raised or how much money was it made i guess but i think with the with all the crowd control stuff i think

I think we hit the goal just donated what did i say i’ve only got dogecoin i don’t know i don’t know if we’re doing that how do you donate there’s a thing on the top of your mobile on the bottom if you’re on desktop it’s called tiltify

Uh do subs from the stream count or is the donation of the stream i think we’re just doing donations um i don’t know how the subs thing would work 500 that’s it guys no less 400 440 we can do it we can do it guys thank you turtle cramps for the 20 bucks

And kana and liv and poplar kid and kylie madison shrimp master simulated jess let’s hope my mom doesn’t see this says someone that’s funny kaylee ray thank you yo dude lee bo lander with 100 bucks dude issy with the 10. holy [ __ ] we’re hating it dude becca with the 20 bucks

Oh yo yo yo yo yo holy [ __ ] we’re almost there olivia head knit suit holy [ __ ] you’re crazy for that 200 bucks guys 50 bucks left jam thank you amity thank you guys hand it to you that was pog as hell i’ll give it to you dude we’re like 20 bucks

Away kristen thank you little green fairy thank you for the five dollars come on let’s let’s go we did it let’s go pogba i don’t know what this song is five good five good good let’s go dude [ __ ] let’s freaking go 5200. holy guys thank you and that’s not even including the freaking

Uh i don’t even think that’s including the [ __ ] crowd control stuff wow good [ __ ] guys let’s [ __ ] go yo thank you to everyone who donated that’s [ __ ] sick man five grand wow that’s freaking sick um okay sick well i’m gonna yo that’s [ __ ] crazy man two three huge things

No two massive things actually raised five over five grand for charity muscular dystrophy association and i did the water bucket trick i mean i don’t i mean it’s tough to say which one is more impressive but uh it’s re it’s impressive nonetheless wow 5.3 k no no that’s just crazy talk

Yeah 5.3 sheesh dude all right [ __ ] yeah dude uh you guys can keep donating i’m gonna i think we’re gonna raid um the muscular dystrophy association let’s play twitter twitch account i think they’re playing among us sus and i’m gonna play with them a bit i think

So you can hang out there um i gotta figure out how to i don’t know i’m just gonna rate them and then see how that works but yo thank you thanks for freaking hanging out um thanks for anyone who donated thank you um that’s crazy um

You know they do a lot of good work obviously so that’s gonna i’m sure that’ll go a long way and um [ __ ] thanks guys that was fun even though even though uh probably the most stressful thing of all time um i think i’d rather put a i think i’d rather

Put a nail like a nail you know like a nail a new hammer i’d rather put a nail like underneath my uh toenail and kick a wall as hard as i could then uh then play crowd control minecraft again but it’s for a good cause so it’s fun it was fine i wasn’t

Stressed at all okay it wasn’t annoying at even at all i actually had fun um all right we’re gonna god that would hurt so much right we’re going to raid the the let’s the the the mda let’s play twitch account they’re playing among us some people in the mda community

Um you know some people um who like directly benefit from the the charity so again thank you for the donations everybody that’s crazy i’m feeling good we did some we did some good tonight you know that was epic so thank you i’ll be over there playing some among us i think

Um but yeah had a good time seriously i’m [ __ ] around that was fun um but yeah thank you We’re gonna go raid um cool all right we’re ready to raid thanks thanks everybody that was a lot of fun i appreciate you um yeah thanks so much and i’ll see you guys i’ll see you guys another time you