Crackpipe – YOUR FAVORITE VTUBER PLAYS MINECRAFT (VOD)

Is she’s who will still have your library hello life i think we’re good i think we’re cockballing should we play minecraft now i really like minecraft let’s detect my thing my chat it’s awesome hello where’s my game capture oh i don’t have full screen that’s why oh thinking what’s not yours

Okay let’s play i don’t know let’s play high pixel i like hypixel Zero viewers that’s interesting it’s kind of funny am i lagging probably holy [ __ ] okay we’re here on hypixel we’re [ __ ] balling i’m pretty sure holy [ __ ] i didn’t change my skin i meant to change my oh [ __ ] i’m gray now god damn it one viewer who’s watching jewish oh god hello yuri

Yeah there was a bunch of tags on the thing so i put jewish v tuber because i felt like it described me very well let me know this is lagging by the way it’s just a little [ __ ] test i think guys big boy luke slid into the lobby isn’t that cool

I’m referred to you you can actually put like [ __ ] like disorders as your tags you can put like adhd and ocd in there which i was highly considering doing but my diagnosis has not come back so i don’t know if that would be unsensitive or not

So we’re gonna hold off on that for now let’s play bed wars i don’t actually like bed wars but it always [ __ ] sucks um where are we fantastic incredible even why didn’t you yeah that’s what oh it’s [ __ ] like that’s why there’s a delay that’s funny okay

Where’s hunger games i’m trying to play like minecraft hunger games like on minecraft pocket edition in 2013. i think i’m in bed wars though this game sucks i hate minecraft [ __ ] it’s lagging no all right i’m just waiting to get [ __ ] copyrighted and shut down from playing tv tv girl in the background

That’s okay though where are we bed wars tnt games build battles skywars i’m gonna play skywars skywars is fun star wars is kind of pog champ yuri it’s just me and you making intimate eye contact with each other where are we sky block museums main lobby top on here the stream isn’t [ __ ]

Sincerely i think we’re looking good we’re good sorry guys mom said we can only have 720p in the stream i did a little check on my computer and that’s all i can run smash heroes wait no no this is a sky block meant to

Do sky wars why am i in sky block i don’t want to play sky block my brain turned off i hate sky i wanna block skype okay i guess i’m playing skyblock now [ __ ] my life see last time i went live this french guy joined the stream

And then he told me to join his uh his minecraft world so then i did and we’re on call for like an hour i was talking my favorite french man i don’t think he’s gonna come back now he’s an active sub this [ __ ] sucks i hate minecraft new objective craft a wood pickaxe

Which i could craft a wood pickaxe yeah let’s go hell yeah i love this game talk did you i’m not playing this um if i’m gonna play a skyblock and play my own skyblock we’re gonna hop on this world right here and i’m gonna build a large cobblestone platform as i usually

Do instead of do any instead of doing anything productive i’m gonna just keep building my large cobblestone platform who’s on the server aaron my best friend i’m actually out of cobblestone i can’t build my large cobblestone platform don’t dox it i’m gonna [ __ ] dox you i’m gonna [ __ ] dox you

Anyway um i had a little pig man right here he was my lawyer hey youtube uh he’s no longer my lawyer because he despawned because he came out of the portal and he stood there for a bit i put him in a little cave and i mean him

Put in a little cage and then he [ __ ] despawned so it said my lawyer then it appears my lawyer has despawned so my lawyer applicants are now open so if anyone wants to apply to my lawyer put it in the chat put your whole resume there put your qualifications and i’ll consider you

You know i’ll consider you i don’t actually have any iron or anything i got nine diamonds in fact i guess we should go mining i think we should kill the ender dragon right now i think she might be dead we’ll kill the second underdragon are you jewish yes no in spirit i am

I used your cobblestone platform without your permission smart cat what the [ __ ] what did you use my cobblestone platform for you know what i actually want to do i want to get glass and fill up the little airpod segments right here so i feel like that’s a nice little

Historical structure however i do keep falling down it and dying to my death so i’m going to get some glass and fill that right now i don’t have a shovel though where can we wait [ __ ] i should count how many wait how many blocks do i need for that let’s go back

We gotta go back no i’m on my own little little venture here on my own little journey i get my own damn glass one two three four five six seven eight nine ten eleven okay eleven times two is twenty two that’s how much sand i need

You can’t void me a purpose like that area bro streaming is kind of awkward not gonna lie i got four viewers one of them’s okay you got any sharpness but i don’t have do i look like i have sharpness books i do not have an iron pickaxe aaron is probably not watching the

Stream i don’t know why i’m saying like this uh no i’m broke desperately sage i don’t know what that means now i really like minecraft 26 that’s enough that’s more than 22. let’s go home now film the airpods airpod holes i don’t think i have coal either that could be a problem

Stream is so delayed yeah it probably is that’s what i was noticing as well cool funny coal i don’t think i actually have any coal hmm that’s an issue let’s find some coal somewhere whoa whoa dude nice shark thank you it’s my only friend in this world anymore

Oh there’s iron right here actually i could use that could use that it’s not coal but i can still take it it’s mine now it’s so sexy and cool it’s my favorite horse come on where are the cool french people what always six viewers there’s no one here

Okay i need [ __ ] i need coal that’s my goal [ __ ] signed the signs blank i’m gonna write a slur on this there you go i don’t have food either i’m kind of just broke on this minecraft world i have one egg though chicken nope hello aaron Hello aaron hey ron bearing gifts oh thank god something in this i think you spiked the pina colada you spray go do it again i’m at half a heart i’m very vulnerable right now where the [ __ ] is there never right cross in here it’s kind of [ __ ] up i think herobrine

Might be my world throw brian hunting alive aaron do you wait is over here there do you have any cold by any chance aaron do you have coal please i’m sorry i ate your puffer fish gospel in my defense he was tasty in in my defense except again please thank you

Daddy okay slash home all we need from him manipulate man’s money i’ll say it again okay there we go sand time [ __ ] heat oh come my beloved i’m gonna [ __ ] die wait i could uh hold i could use some [ __ ] grains right now i could use some bread except

I do have teleport requests did i deny by accident there we go okay let’s go welcome oh okay there we go oh [ __ ] golden that is so sexy is hot you are like jeffrey bezos but with hair holy [ __ ] oh my god so we gotta sleep we gotta sleep oh glass glass

Yeah there’s a lot of oh [ __ ] there’s a lot of mobs up here um mainly because i can’t afford torches in this economy so i just let them spawn and i just i cope with it i yeah i wasn’t funny why did i say that okay yeah give me bone please

Give me the bone aaron’s here too what the [ __ ] please give me the bone why do i never ride in my floor because zach my good friend zachary put it there my economy is flourishing i’m so so rich wow i miscalculated a little bit i have four extra glass now the airpods

They work properly these look like testicles they don’t look like testicles they’re my air pods look better with white stained glass i don’t know how to do why am i on why am i poisoned what the [ __ ] really act like you never met me it’s me after i get poisoned and die

This is so cool okay why am i getting poisoned yes till the day i die see my goal i just want it to go like further than anyone can see so it’s just a whole other realm like on top on top of the overworld so we just have this nice little platform cobblestone

Lots of it i will join the vc that’s a good idea hey my good friends hi man i don’t know why i’m streaming i got i got sick trying to communicate with you when you have like a 15 minutes it’s kind of awkward talking to myself i don’t i Please stop he has a puffer fish that he just places down every now and then is that what is that what happened it might be just yeah i like this revenge and do it again all right look look that direction look to the west i want to see it

So you had more than one puffer fish you were lying to me when you said that was all you had he has hundreds i only have two and a bucket this is formally free i’m not sure why you gave me a puffer fish and did not expect me to eat it on

The spot well this could be here what was it exactly peace treaty i did it the dual wield is so tasty Mix oh my god i didn’t know you could put puffer fish in a bucket and just let them go wherever yeah that’s kind of silly that’s kind of new i think dude you need like like a fuel source is that i can’t really i can’t really spare the coal

But i can i can uh bring you other things i just need a little stone honestly i need like a lot of cobblestone all right i’ll see if i have some okay i’m going to put the liner and run it and we’re going to go to the

End cities and get more choker boxes i think we should jewish v tuber english are you jewish are you speaking hebrew What jewish people speak i’m just celebrating hanukkah it’s like the sixth stone adam do you know what that is i need to see if i can pull up an image for him yeah there it is Is adam sandler himself jewish yeah really that’s why he’s so proud of him that’s why he’s what that’s why he’s funny you have to be jewish to be funny it’s the only way every time seth rogen laughs i just i bust a gut hey except there isn’t this is a weed joke

Yeah it’s not it’s like his main personality trait oh The thing is like in this new update you kind of have to mine like below the point of cobblestone so that came into it that was a big issue when i was like oh yeah i can’t really mine this cobblestone because i need a mine below that point to actually

Get anything useful so i kind of ran out of cobblestone but you know yeah that’s facts yeah i i uh unfortunately that’s as much cobblestone as i’m willing to offer at the moment because that is basically all my calls this is a lot of cobblestone though so i do appreciate it

Get rid of my next time next time it’s a diamond for cobblestone pretty lovely per cobblestone just be prepared for that yeah it seems like kind of a lot see zach it was giving me a better deal he was giving me like one diamond per six stacks which i’m still getting scammed

But just slightly less [Laughter] what what do you think is like a fair price for cobblestone free no i don’t think so it’s still hard to labor it’s not hard labor you know i will give you one actually i will give you one diamond per seven stacks that that

That’s like you have to take into account that i live in a third world country yeah no because you you definitely have the ability to expand and like you know let me not be well i’m not in this way bigger and bigger i mean more so not worth oh it’s true

Your network is your network network yeah you know you gotta still summon ft’s now again you’re kind of just not doing that right now that’s a good idea i should sell some nfts on the server dude you literally have a village under you like you have the resources capable of doing

That you know that’s true i’m gonna sell i’m gonna like write little little books and then just sign my name on them and then they’ll be nfts this will be original hey how about how about i do this chap okay because i i felt i feel guilty about using your your platform uh

Without consent therefore i’d like to i could make you a max level pickaxe for free rights to use your your your platform whenever exactly are you gonna use my platform for well let last time i needed it to make a lot of uh moss oh yeah that’s true you know what i

Accept your offer accept your offer you have a very good like i don’t know i’m kind of starting to regret my decision like this business decision also i just wanted to let you know from from the floor looking up the these little like your whole platform kind of

Looks like a handkerchief where the the in what way the emblem of the company is like on the one of the corners you know so i just wanted to let you know that interesting a handkerchief skin yeah you’ve never seen like a little rag that has the it’s just square is it not

It is just a square that’s the thing is i mean your platform is the square oh so why’d you leave did you fall no i’m changing my i’m changing my skin ah oh the [ __ ] french dude is in his minecraft world actually hold on i need to

Oh i’m not white listed okay nevermind ah I realized that i actually muted my uh game audio it’s kind of funny phantoms damn there you go i’m hearing more phantoms but i can’t see them are they underneath no there is there you go what’s up oh no way so awesome all right well uh i’ll prepare your nft

Soon i’ll do that oh what you take damage from that wow if you do slash home and then jump off like an area you keep the momentum so you so you you take the damage yeah what are you doing that’s already got a remote getaway he gets more choker box

Okay i know you were both planning on watching those oh [ __ ] hell why is there a zombie here like i know you’re both planning on watching like studio ghibli films this week but can we just watch adam say in their christmas movies instead well that was the idea we were gonna

Watch adam sandler’s eight crazy nights exactly on christmas day so we see even though it’s like a hanukkah movie yeah i mean it carries the same like weight the same energy yeah i see yeah why wait why is that having christmas man well i don’t think it that it’s not a

Christmas movie that’s a thing but it says eight nights implying it’s eight crazy nights because it’s like it’s like jewish culture to celebrate for eight nights did you not know that you have jewish in your thing oh no christmas movies as well he’s celebrating christmas and hanukkah at the same time

What’s wrong with that what’s wrong with them i think you’re just jealous what’s up welcome you’re my best friend right now um i’m dying to the skeleton at the moment i really hope you’re enjoying me uh yeah why are you so poor it’s been like a week i don’t [ __ ] know

Because i go on this server and i just expand cobblestone and grow wheat and then i log off because i’m lagging too hard i genuinely [ __ ] bad at minecraft you should okay you should play this game like real life i think i can’t wait to probably elaborate

I mean like idea instead of actually doing the work yourself you just pay other people to do the work but for like a really cheap price slave labor exactly and then you yeah and then you’re just making money struggling in quite a bit the same way that i’m the same dc bunny mc

In fact you should just do like the least amount of work that’s all i am i’m already doing the least amount of work okay we’ll do less most i have 73 deaths on the server and that’s all from oh never mind like most of those are from zach most of them are from

Okay zachary hell god he’s like just put on some armor man i have one i have gold leggings i have 11 boots i don’t have a shield as a problem because i don’t know oh i do actually have iron okay i can smell the iron and then i can make a shield

Okay we’re talking actually [ __ ] listening to like you trying to make your brain work like hurts like probably give you some cool that would be so sexy i’m currently preparing your your pickaxe though so you gotta give me a little little second that random person left you’re oh best friend too recipes

Is there a youtuber tagging On twitch uh there’s a tag there’s not like a section for it i don’t think so i just have jewish and v on my on my tags but i don’t actually know what tags do it’s not like a category for youtubers i don’t believe there should really be one

Yeah but i feel like youtubers are usually just doing something else like they’re playing the game or you know offending the offending the chinese government you know they’re just like me holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] there’s another piglet oh what the [ __ ] oh never mind you don’t kill me trap him get a boat

Oh a boat that’s a good idea okay one second he’s after me oh god oh my god chucky all my stuff fell down my hole that goes down 500 blocks as well have fun i hated living they’re good actually christmas just a week away my best friend you’re back or maybe you

Were never gone i don’t know are you excited for christmas are you jewish i’m just awake away just a week away if you’re jewish you’ve been celebrating for like 12 days now the way that you explain this is like you can’t you can tell you’re not jealous i’m not appropriate Um okay i’m projecting a little bit My [ __ ] at my school who always calls me jewish every day oh my god oh i see bunny has joined the cult thank you so much for following that notification scared the [ __ ] out of me i forgot i had that what what’s the question it says shark

Um yeah so we’re gonna project we’re gonna we’re gonna trap this pig dude would you like me to bring you uh would you like me to bring you a name tag so that you’re gonna name it oh that would actually be so sexy yeah because then he wouldn’t Okay get in the front okay get okay oh [ __ ] ah interest people piqued my interest really oh my god she said internet at first instead of interest i was like okay um get in i’m going to be married i’m going to be very mad if you if i would harm a pickaxe

Not once not ever let’s remember the first day that i joined they gave you a really nice big axe and then you just immediately well that’s because my game was lagging because telus [ __ ] up my internet i got on the call with mr telus and i

Yelled at him and now our the internet is fixed he stole my time the pull the pig picked me the pig took my diamond sword oh my god if i kill him do i get my diamond sword back yes yeah see that’s a bit of a dilemma because that pig is my lawyer

So if i get rid of him and i get sued i am absolutely getting destroyed in court however i do kind of want my diamond sword back so where you can understand the dilemma i’m in right now yeah i’ll do you a favor yes i understand the dilemma i don’t think uh yes

He’s not he’s not cooperating wait wait he’s just not cooperating i would make this i would make this another it but i don’t feel that obligated to give you something so here you go okay that’s fair where are you going to help me out here oh follow the stream that’s true

Follow the stream that’s so awesome all right wait we can do this in some ways oh i brought you something free i’m breaking free are you just hacking at this point i know i have we have a farm what are you oh my god how often do you play this And he’s also my father and son in a way excuse me why did this happen he’s rotting look at him he’s my decrepit old old old old old old man malfunctioning i don’t really want to break his bones i want to see i have four days played on

Really wait how do you okay well chucky we can do this can you help me yeah okay go into your statistics in the menu and scroll down oh animals bread zero yeah well not there it’s like awesome uh thailand world open 0.56 days no no time

It’s on the like almost at the bottom yeah time of world open 0.5 days no above that a little bit above the time set it’s last death time since last rest it just has oh my god 0.56 days above time since last the only thing above that is time since last rest

Oh time played zero oh my [ __ ] god oh man i’m pumped We’ve already killed the ender dragon oh wait these are not eyes of ender these are ender pearls not bad okay what’s the goal i’m to build more cobblestone well actually i’m still missing stuff i need to find that what oh yeah you better get it now before it [ __ ] despawn

Yeah i don’t know do you care a lot about your diamond sword i cared so much about my diamonds they can keep your lawyer we can keep the lawyer he is my father as well keep that in mind i don’t know you gotta just throw that

Detail in there i’m not sure if i believe you so much but why is his head he won’t even look at me in the eyes yeah he’s so disappointed in you where’s your birth certificate i don’t know i think he lost it i’m going to sell my birth certificate as an nft uh

Oh wait yeah i have the name tag i’d buy that for twenty dollars oh you’re gonna yeah we’re gonna we’re gonna okay name tag would you like the name tag i would love the name i do not have a uh holy [ __ ] i can’t exactly use it however it’s great actually someone else

Probably has an anvil let’s find an anvil oh [ __ ] this is the wrong side [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] thank god i saw that i tried to clutch i tried to go around hey guys it’s officially a war crime to remove this water here so bad for you picking up all my stuff

Oh oh well i don’t mean to that’s concerning you might want to get that check they said you remind me of myself so much this is what i look like to others probably you’re having some self-reflection right now i appreciate it i’m glad i could really open your eyes

I’m so glad i could help you on your spiritual journey okay i think my stuff fall in this hole probably someone put a block in the middle i saw that from a milo okay oh my god it’s just self-destruction [Laughter] oh my god get a champion all this stuff is just on

The block like that damn it okay so are you bringing with your fist bro because what else am i gonna do okay if you have a i gave you a big guy not anymore oh my god i think bojack has christmas jack it’s literally behind bojack i can’t

[ __ ] get it like oh these [ __ ] just pushed them out of the way okay we’re good we’re all good follow the stream because you’re not already following um subscribe with twitch prime um i even illegible no oh my pixels slash home uh for real oh someone’s yelling Well now i do i need to fix the water bucket little hole actually i can’t believe no one from the frag server is joining this stream i sent the link so graciously oh did you send the club ice i put in announcements in fact all right

Did you have it before when i did the like five second stream test by accident yeah i saw that and and saw that you immediately went offline and got very sad yeah it’s because it’s because i was streaming at 1920 and like something larger than that it

Was just lagging so i had to i had to lower tone it down a little bit and here we are i really want my sword back maybe if i just win the staring contest well that’s facts yeah i’ll help you yeah hey he lost sorry i don’t think he would

You know what’s really creepy in bedrock they added it so minecraft characters just blink out of nowhere for real oh [ __ ] i remember that that’s so weird i hope i i hope they don’t make java like anything like that bedrock is so cringe it’s actually horrendous they’ve done a good job of like

Separating the dark pogs my best friend thank you for following me nice shark you want the sword you gonna let him keep your pants you just want the sword you want him to keep your pants that’s true he does have my pants i did i forgot about that those are wrong

Those are my trousers i think we have to execute him what is your dad what he has my troubles but why were your trust your designer took my designer wait was just put him on one block in the middle All oh my god he actually did die what the [ __ ] no my father you were literally just like i didn’t have to be this way i just wanted to intimidate him but he took the boat for me rest in phase i’m gonna yeah okay well

At least i got my sword back let’s get my pants back that was unfortunate guess i’m an orphan now you were an orphan before like i don’t know i don’t understand like why this person is so important to you okay back to placing cobblestone blocks all day

That was a nice little side quest it’s just like maybe this is why you’re so poor worse because you get like maybe yeah maybe not really a little quite a lot actually hey guys retweet if you were there for my great father’s passing do you want to participate in unpaid labor

Yeah sure i don’t have anything else to do really so not that i need to be paid by a [ __ ] homeless man like you but okay well that’s rude what copyrighted music should i play real quick um y’all ever heard of car skaters no actually no actually let’s play christmas music i

Love christmas christmas music there’s most certainly not look like christmas 2021. okay what what did you buy a vinyl of [ __ ] trench by the way okay you wanna do something really funny yeah the only song i had heard off trench was chlorine before i bought the vinyl oh my god

That’s like the most popular yeah i only knew one song from the album and then i saw it because it was a used vinyl right so it was originally it’d be like 40 canadian but since it was used it was 25 dollars and i was in this

Record so i had 30 dollar a little coupon so i was like all right we’re pog champing so i bought it just like off the assumption that it’s probably a good album uh anthony fantano said it was good i trust that man like he is my great father um

So then i listened to it for the first time on vinyl and it was so [ __ ] good it’s i don’t i don’t know why you don’t like it i don’t understand why you don’t enjoy trench it’s easily their best options i never said i did i’m like trench but

It’s not my favorite album how much have you listened to it i’ve listened to it i guess probably only like three times you gotta hear it a little more yeah i gotta convince myself what do you what is your best friend what is your favorite 21 pilots album because it’s not much vessel

Yeah i guess yeah i guess that’s true i actually haven’t heard any of the other albums i heard scaled in icy [ __ ] sucks i’m not even sure like i i immediately uh after trench came out i immediately just started completely disassociating myself from anything that had to do with 21 pilots i

That man has a child yeah what about it he should not have a child when he’s still wearing [ __ ] Eyeliner at concerts that’s fair when he has to go on stage and sing um well that’s jelly bear chili man armstrong today uh i showered last night interesting it doesn’t sound very clean to me hey yeah yeah i showered at like 4 p.m yesterday what the [ __ ] is wrong with you because

It’s a winter break because i wake up so i wake up at like noon dude and then i don’t drive to do anything so i just late oh my god [ __ ] water collection i just lay in bed all day no i don’t i lay in bed until like i don’t know

1pm and then i get out i don’t know the rest of the day is a blur and then i shower at 4pm and then that’s your whole day you gotta where what’s up where are you oh my god there’s literally a command for you to be able to teleport oh i forgot about

That actually it’s right here it’s pogchamp i have a theory the twist what i have a fear that twitch boosts your stream is more if you use twitch studio to stream rather than obs oh why is that because last time i streamed i got more viewers and i was using twitch studio then

And now i’m using obs so i think as a little reward for boosting twitch’s um shitty little streaming service they give you more frenchmen in your streams you got children you’re streaming oh it might also just be because well i don’t think that matters i was gonna say it might just be because

Butcher studio pushes out notifications better than obs would probably not get five followers you just gotta stay on that grind man can i show this on stream show what on stream look behind you [Applause] everywhere what the [ __ ] this server game bro super kind of gay

Bro kind of sussy oh wait no actually let’s find an anvil oh god oh yes oh god i made a mistake okay oh my god you know chopki we i have a beacon at my place we could go we could get a beacon at my place and we

Can place it somewhere random and then just get a [ __ ] ton of cobblestone how does that like that that would be more how do you get because beacons well you can do haze too on it Oh that’s interesting we could very much do that i think that’s we couldn’t do that all right well if that’s the move uh i would go home make the beacon and we can select a place in which we could do that let me shove some my cobblestone away

Because it just filled my inventory right now christmas just a week away can you believe it christmas just a week okay oh sucker bullet get [ __ ] are you in the end right now oh yeah white burger What happened to your burger ah i’m so sorry sorry yo mama uh i need to see i think i made the mistake of like having the chat like permanently on my screen because like well like it will like go through it but it like it’s supposed to

Disappear after like 30 seconds but i said it so it doesn’t disappear you should do this very visible that no one is talking in it what you should you just yeah you should just uh make it not visible because uh that’s what i was doing before is this music even playing

Oh that’s what i was gonna do oh my god um yeah i was gonna just double check the audio someone said words i see but you’re still here you’re still watching that’s crazy words are the words the lovely the loyal fan and the real the loyal loyal yeah yeah you suck that’s fair

Can you make can you make copper beacons is that a thing i don’t think so right so no damn glad you were indeed here that’s fair the [ __ ] do i look at my own stream Hold up i’m trying oh okay yeah it works we’re good we’re good it’ll be kind of awkward if like you could hear the discord call of the entire the entire thing so just sound like i was talking to myself it’s gonna be kind of funny uh what we’re doing okay

Uh i’m currently preparing the beacon right now so that we can excellent fantastic even um where did i put that name tag i would i could use the gold farm but it kind of it’s like really powerful and i can like a lot of the time just [ __ ] distress the server so yeah

I’m not sure if that’s supposed to stay there yeah i should crash the server right now that’d be hilarious we’ve done it like multiple times really it was awesome yeah we have to get someone to wait hold on yes i see bunny said something is quite

Wrong with your mic half the time you sound okay another half it sounds like you’re on your last breath i think it i think i think it’s because sometimes it does just go a little lower in volume but i think it’s just you being away from your mic or something

I don’t make sense you have a very nice place thank you for right now okay i’ll just stay closer to my mic actually because yeah i’ve noticed that with the mic you kind of have to say close to it or else it just like phases out as you walk away like two

Inches someone else joined and just said venia i don’t think that’s what if that’s in hebrews hebrew what does that mean translate that i understand that i put jewish in my tag i’m not actually jewish oh confession it said oh my god that’s jewish in spanish

Wait i mean let me just let me just send you this translation real quick i don’t think i can say this morally yeah yeah okay that’s interesting um not sure about that 10 out of 10 great voice thank you that’s my alt account by the way am i subscribing in my own chat

I’m gonna find an anvil now We actually i think that we have like a [ __ ] ton of anvils really i have three anvils would you like one yo i just need to borrow it for like once can i just tp to you yeah pog champ i like how many just empty houses there are like in this area

Because there’s no houses then don’t live in it oh Why would i need a name tag we [ __ ] killed him oh that’s fast i forgot i killed my own father my bad y’all [ __ ] okay at least keep it then oops keep the anvil yeah yeah oh thank you give me free of them i don’t need free of them

I don’t need them either okay i’ll sell them on the black market this is a very sexy base by the way thanks that that room is oh my god this your weed room inside all right i need you to step back there i don’t see anything i don’t know where i’m going

It’s just a temperature and we need a lot of papers to be determined i like this room uh yes a lot of these actually are kind of useless but yeah like this guy has like his trades broken for whatever reason i think i’ll take sex you get him earlier later give

Me your trades give me your trades they don’t work they don’t work mr danza don’t work of my microphone and the fact that i have to actually talk into it and not away from yes god i’m just going to use this Well it’s just a temporary beacon anyway i’ll just bring all those that’s for you all right chapster wait we’re i think we’re ready for the beacon now oh thank god how about it how about it why did you have so many other pearls again

Do you kill oh do you get them from the beacon no not the beacon from the farm oh man sorry oh okay i’ve killed seven thousand nine hundred and fifty three under them jesus christ Yeah yeah yeah aaron is a [ __ ] genocidal monster here yeah what have you been doing oh no i’m not gonna do that joke hey i need a i need uh i need some [ __ ] uh holy [ __ ] i’ve never been i’m sitting out of the underground of your base oh really no yeah

It’s all of us this is aaron says i’m just gonna aaron i’m breaking in that’s what’s up the [ __ ] it’s not gonna be your air at least oh We need to find a good place to mine okay so what does it do what does the beacon do exactly basically when we set it up we can feed it uh an iron bar and it’ll give us regeneration like how how it’s doing right now it’s giving us

Speed and regeneration we can make it so that it gives us haste and that makes us break blocks like instantly when you have an efficiency oh so you just break them faster they don’t give you like more blocks for what you break no that’s pog champ

Damn you got nothing in your inner chest bro all right i’m gonna bring a few shulker boxes with me chucky you can have two of them for now i’m gonna need you to return them to me later though i don’t actually know how shulker boxes work well basically you just place them down

And you can put whatever you want them and you can break them oh okay portable chest yeah it’s a portable chest basically it’s pogchamp All right let’s see we need to find a good place to do it uh The luxury of being as rich as jeff bezos is that i have the about they know that guy he’s enough i understand i have the ability to fly which makes this task really easy for me however i have the ability to teleport to you oh that’s true you’re right all right let’s go

Profit off the rich am i right let me see if i even have any rockets like a lead on you and then you fly i’d [ __ ] love that uh let’s see let me open my twitch settings real quick oh [ __ ] stall is still playing You can go at the stall but i have but i have other christmas music playing i can’t have them both playing at the same time this is a christmas mashup though no it’s not they’re just blasting on top of each other mashup no okay um uh how do i change my settings pogchamp Well frankly speaking chopki i think it would just be easier for us to dig out a chunk that could be true i agree with you oh there’s uh i think we’re spitting facts right now i have old facts actually digging out a chunk is just gonna be really difficult but we’ll try

It on you that’s very Oh whoops that’s nothing today have you arrived at your destination yes i have okay i’m coming i keep doing dot tpa instead of slash tpa oh all right This is the area we’re going to be building on okay i feel like you can start i’m going to set up the beacon right now start what uh breaking the box oh i see how much are we breaking well whatever amount you think is necessary i don’t know how much is necessary

Well this is your this we’re doing this for you wait necessary for what for your for your platform but because we’re gonna need the beacon don’t we need a break don’t we need the beacon set up first yeah okay okay but you can you can just start while i’m thinking okay okay

I see what you mean that’s right i see bunny said my internet completely just gave up on me q and q unfortunately i got some my internet i’m not using it your internet [ __ ] put you in the hot spot the google fi hot spot yeah it was cold here too whoa

Wait you can just like change whichever block it is and go from iron to gold in the same beacon it’s crazy for me to go to sleep all right see you later i see bunny thank you for tuning in thank you for showing up have

A great sleep i don’t know where you are right now that it’s like a good night for you but good night great sleep i thought i already had these achievements but it seems as if i did bye bye there you go so we should have there’s an iron here too nice

There you go now we have now we have uh Wait why is it or not oh because this is nice so yeah now we can just do oh [ __ ] we’re [ __ ] speed running oh that’s so sexy you you have you have a better pickaxe you can do it with your better picture should i be using that one

Actually yeah because i can prepare it with an anvil whenever holy [ __ ] oh yeah we’re going god mode oh actually yeah yeah damn this is how i’d be in the coal mines it’s me and my day job at the coal mines i work for elon musk all day then i come

Home and stream minecraft he gives me he gives me he said that one day i’m gonna get to come on the spaceship with him tomorrow’s holy [ __ ] yeah on the first test flight so general oh [ __ ] i accidentally killed a wolf what the hell yo mama where did you go choppy

Under the ground oh no it appears that are aaron can you monsters by any chance at this exact moment yeah it sounds like an excuse to me put your bed down put your bed down i don’t have oh my god six phantoms just oh my god

Okay i’m gonna find a sheep to kill wait wait let me do this again i can get a fortune for it we’re in a bit of a predicament right now it’s okay damn where are the [ __ ] sheeps here that’s what i’m saying is that a sheep no that’s a skeleton

Oh [ __ ] oh my god oh i just need one more oh hey did you see george not found met the queen yesterday pharrell no oh he posted a picture because he posted a picture of himself of a wax statue of the queen like a wax statue i was like oh my god

George not found met the queen and was trending on twitter but everyone was getting trolled this is actually a wax figure that’s like the most elaborate troll pretty crazy i know what a chokester ambitious guy you done that grind hopefully soon you’ll be able to do that

Do you think do you think that minecraft youtubers have like that sort of really should be able to mean high standing figures like not at all i think tommy is going to get knighted oh [ __ ] sleeping time he’s gonna get knighted what the [ __ ] does that mean if you do not know about

Getting knighted no so it’s when the queen when it’s when you get officially declared as a knight so instead of like instead of getting called like mr whatever you have to be called by knights and then your last name it’s like being called a doctor but like you

Know legal you have to be a knight so basically so basically the process is you get put on some list and then the queen has to like touch you of a sword like you stand up in a line some building and then the queen like puts a sword on your shoulder and like

Declares you at night and then you’re after you and then you’re a knight forever i understand that probably that sounds like a horrible like work no that sounds awesome do you get paid a lot of the night well not no you don’t do anything as a knight you just you just get the

Title for uh for real yeah what’s the point because you just gotta pledge your allegiance to the queen who cares it’s a queen she doesn’t hold the heck she doesn’t have any like power within the but i love her i love her she’s gonna die she’s probably already dead actually

I love her i hope she’s dead i don’t hope she’s dead it’s just the harsh reality well people tend to die exactly they do they do that thinking about it they literally do that okay what was i going to do here i’ll bring it back

Just need to figure out i need to open twitch studio oh we’re like we’re far out there we’re we’re beaconing right now we’re doing all crazy beacon [ __ ] yeah we’re just getting a bunch of calls alice’s from that’s why i’m [ __ ] myself over i’m a dumbass is it different yes

Streamlabs obs is suing streamlabs because they use the name streamlabs for obs for like years but apparently they didn’t actually have the rights to like use that name oh really yeah so they were just debating everyone that’s interesting i actually thought it was one question but that’s why i asked like interesting

Quite focused okay well that’s gotta update so let’s hop back on minecraft christmas music playing yes i love minecraft i don’t see what you follow the stream guys you have to follow the stream are you ever one of you like have the stream open

Come bearing a gift if i have if i have the stream open right now i don’t i thank god because it says there’s one viewer you just give this [ __ ] elytra you’re really going to bless me with a lighter right now or did you get an extra one

Yeah i got i found two why is this oh you have to put on your back dude he doesn’t even have the [ __ ] dude the fireworks for you dude what the [ __ ] is happening yeah jump jump off that’s awesome i’m gonna make fireworks now thank you so much aaron why am i lagging

So hard holy [ __ ] okay did i fill this with cobblestone no i’m actually gonna save the cords for this place i gotta put all the sand in this chest like right next to the okay the bacon there and so if you want for the thing all righty or chokey

I need all the sand we can get yeah it’s over there there’s something really fun about streaming to like just like one or two people who were like active in the in the chat because then you yeah i mean then it’s like a private conversation with that

Person yeah but i’ll be giverier to them that’s true yeah it’s kind of just like a power move you can flex your superiority yeah i mean they’re not the ones with two viewers exactly who’s watching you right now other than me and your [Laughter] i like to have like reverse parasocial relationships

I like to simp for my viewers am i listening to well when are you continuing your vocaloid sorry by the way oh that’s a great question i know two miku songs free actually i don’t know what should i just send me some stuff to listen to and i’ll listen to it

Sure i can make like a spotify playlist of all the makeup songs i know that’d be awesome i just know the you know the main the normie miku song and then i know sand playing it and then the one that goes it’s literally called like yeah it’s the extent of my knowledge

See oh this is finished i got alerts game capture we’ll see about getting you more educated yeah that would be nice i’d like a really [ __ ] up dream last night i don’t remember it though like i remember just being [ __ ] pissed like i woke up pissed

Did you like did you just sleep bad or something or what no it was the dream itself that pissed me off ah you ever just have like those trauma dump dreams yeah like when your subconscious just starts trauma dumping on you it’s kind of [ __ ] up on the patient

Trauma dumps in the first [ __ ] therapist they hate their job from i’m scared to go to therapy now You have issues with depression stop drama dumping position uh i’m a miner holy [ __ ] oh my god look at stream labs chat box yes yes there we go i’m trying to figure this out for like an hour but i keep getting distracted you don’t mind this whole chunk

Why i thought it would be the easiest way like section it off i don’t think i’m going to get down to That rocket Aaron you’re kind of like corpse husband your father says why am i like your corpse lesbian hi because your voice it’s just so low it’s six feet under that’s a good thing it’s a good thing it’s hot how the [ __ ] do i change my settings for my oh my god

Oh dear heavens oh sweet heavens i’m just like happy you got this am i even okay wait focus every streamer has their humble beginnings true humble the most humble person alive you’re the one who was talking about having a [ __ ] power trip i live an ego free life alert box chat box

Yeah chat box no man uh Is this where you wanted me oh whoops all right i don’t know what i’m doing i’ll figure this out later back to minecraft Oh i had the music paused that’s why i haven’t heard music it’s kind of funny okay we’re doing fantastic progress right now i’m afk but yeah let’s go okay let’s go holy [ __ ] you were oh my god you got a whole hole going on i’m joining you let’s chunk out over here

Are we chunking out for real i just don’t get it why do you want to stay hey yo two slug left the game can you believe that shameful shameful disgusting even just like join the game for real parallel thing is so bad oh that’s okay you can have some my wifi

Does anyone else have the thing or like when they’re microwaves going off their wi-fi stops working whenever my microwave’s running my wi-fi shuts off you can’t cook a burrito and watch a tutorial on how to cook a burrito it’s the five i was gonna say it’s the 5g like

Waves of being disrupted by the microwave what the [ __ ] is oh my lords oh my god ugh oh my lord you look wow okay wait i’m gonna take my actually i’m gonna sleep first and then i’m gonna take my bed then i’m gonna come back oh smart

Exactly and that’s why they call me that’s exactly okay where did i die i believe it was up here oh here oh no it’s okay it’s okay it’s okay don’t worry about it right over here sometimes i just talk on autopilot man it just i like i’m not you know i just

Have like default responses to certain things oh like when like when somebody asks you a question and you didn’t really listen to the questions so you just say i don’t know yeah like someone like tells a joke you’re just like yeah true and then without even like acknowledging it something like that

And and running their [ __ ] self esteem yeah exactly i just don’t listen to my friends i hate them i just don’t get it you know christmas is a beautiful time christmas oh click away just a week away i know i feel like i feel like the the christmas spirit has been

A little delayed this year yeah i’m like desperately trying to get some it’s just yeah i’m not feeling it this year there’s not really it just i it still feels like october i’m just processing some stress from like last year i don’t know and the yeah and then

And then i’m trying to like like save her as much as i can like thinking i shouldn’t make my profile picture like christmas theme but then i’m like i like my profile picture and i can’t find any better ones anyways yeah yeah it’s just you’re thinking it’s

About the little things but even the little things can change not even the little things can help you what’s up it’s okay it’s the real christmas spirit comes from spending time with those you love and i love you both exploiting them i love you in parenthesis exploiting you exactly i love

The money you give me i haven’t given you any money but i love the elytra erin gave me i love the nft you gave me this one actually i’m going to start just giving nfts to people for christmas i was just about to say that that’d be awesome it’d be so cool

It’s an it’s it’s an asset okay it’s like it’s literally the same thing is like giving somebody like one of those [ __ ] certificates saying that they own a star now for christmas yeah or i donated to a charity in your name [ __ ] off am i thanks man I just wanted a jordan [ __ ] the children oops here right now type in chat type in the chat tell me your tell me your fav tell me your favorite color if you are in in the chat right now tell me what color you enjoy what’s your favorite color

The way it showed up on my screen it’s just in the [ __ ] middle of the screen a worry crayon oh where the [ __ ] that’s so cool oh my god check that out what the [ __ ] aaron and i are at least like making this like really nice and tidy hole and

I like come over here what about it I’m avoiding everything that isn’t cobblestone focus not doing a good job doing a tremendous job in fact make sure not to break your pickaxe by the way because you can heal it whispering we don’t need any of this your mom penis and put all my cobble back in my chest

And i’m gonna come back i should probably do the same i’m really losing and i’m coming in hot man this hole is like not as deep as i thought it was that’s what that’s that’s what that’s what that’s what he said all right that’s what he said damn this bit shallow i’m sorry

Got a low diameter this [ __ ] got a sec conference of 57. 57 what i don’t [ __ ] know hello in the united states do you think i have a good measuring system that’s true you have a measuring system that makes sense no we use feet because we’re also fetishists here

My americans so obsessed with feet my shocker box wasn’t even full why did i come back here wow what have you been doing this whole time well it’s not not full it’s just you know a few slots left many slots left actually combo crayon well it’s like the most boring like

Color you can think of um just like out of like the main colors or are we going into like yeah out of the main colors i like colors in the rainbow let’s say most boring probably green honestly or orange probably orange orange just kind of like a little [ __ ] move between

Red and yellow yeah that’s true like yellow i despise i [ __ ] hate yellow but it’s like it’s obnoxious it’s not boring it’s just it gets in my way get to my [ __ ] sandwich yeah i’ll listen yellow in my damn sandwich but yeah probably probably probably orange oh my god this is deny Man that’s like 80 and 16 that’s what [ __ ] [ __ ] i had nothing to lose did you accept my request or not you didn’t send one oh wait you can’t use that command for three seconds okay my bad on my way oh we filled we filled the racial boxes Yeah exactly that’s how math works a few weeks ago i was trying to quote the dumb daniel like all day but i couldn’t get the voice right and no one else understood it i’m not that kid in class oh my god i told aaron about this but it

Was so unfunny but it was still like really funny to me [ __ ] there there is so in my math class we have these little white boards that we use these little white boys yeah well these are the places in class that we use to type or to make our calculations on and

Whatever the [ __ ] yeah and this kid draws like character and shows it to somebody behind them saying dude my whiteboard is sassy and [ __ ] that they get behind them literally just [ __ ] says my [ __ ] up man just completely shuts them down and the kid didn’t talk for like the

Rest of the [ __ ] class no that’s so unfortunate he’s one of those kids that talks like constantly too so they’re like he’s like he just got shut down immediately like that that’s so sad i heard him so much he’s completely deserved yeah got him where it hurts

Telling me among us is not funny not anymore it was really funny oh my god so much christmas homie is what the song is called christmas hall it’s us dude having a bad time making out with each other aaron what’s your favorite part of christmas the resurrection of jesus christ maybe

Wait is it that’s not what happened chris don’t worry about it if you’re delusional enough anything the world can be anything you want it to be this is the birth of creative no but jesus christ no what are your religious views i think scientology let me guess scientology that’s fair

I think scientology makes some fair points yeah which points exactly you know i don’t have i don’t know what scientology does yeah i’m university the thing about scientology is like from the name you would expect it to be like you know factual scientific beliefs but they really just believe some

Cracked up stuff like i think they believe that some like [ __ ] alien dude came down from some other planet and it’s gonna like i don’t know just some wack stuff and they’re they’ve got a lot of little aggressive principles some aggressive beliefs on them i don’t know she’s kind of whack

And i think ted cruz is into scientology we’re not takers the guy who played the joker in the first suicide squad he was a proud scientologist that’s true yes jared leto that’s his name yeah what a guy what a fella he played the worst joker and he’s the scientologist

He chose the worst joker and the worst religion jacqueline i’m pretty deep in this hole right now true is it’s three p.m holy guacamole three six three pm more like six pm really it’s six pm for you it’s like you lose some girls freak dude don’t say that to me you know i’m

Self-conscious weirdo dude calm down look i would not like you when you’re angry so tone it down a little bit i think that would be ideal I don’t know what jared leto’s doing it’s kind of funny what jared leto’s doing right now yeah probably sacrificing a goat or something along those lines i thought he was a scientologist well who’s to say that’s not what scientologists do used to say that’s not what they partake

In on a daily basis considering john or jared aletto played the worst joker i think it’s fair to assume that he would be doing something like that damn i have more iron right now than i’ve ever had attack on titan knows oh lord oh sweet heavens Okay no [ __ ] my life i should not have put the soccer box right there well i’m gonna do slash home now and i’m gonna drop off all my cow cobblestone where look at that five that’s too late i’m gone gobstone cobblestone cobblestone cobblestone covers my cobblestone cobblestone cobblestone cobblestone cobblestone cobblestone cobblestone

What’s the what’s the chance for i was putting away my cobblestone ah we were talking about jared leto what about him he’s into scientology he’s in he’s in the house of gucci did you know really what the [ __ ] is the house you know what do you not know how some good cheese

Really no it’s yeah it’s a movie oh i’ve heard that it’s a good it is that’s uh that’s fair he didn’t care though okay well i mean During the entire filming you know the you know the one meme that’s like it’s like a quote of his where he was like yeah that’s a to play joker i need to get into the head of joker and any [ __ ] like a goat once like the whole thing is [ __ ] Like you went into like the back of a [ __ ] couch or something it acted like he was going down some stairs [Laughter] i don’t know how to explain it yeah i know that makes sense some joker activity right there with that one i need to stop shoving stuff in holes

Because then it just because then we dig down to the hole and all my stuff is back in my inventory we should stop mining this one because it doesn’t go like the haste thing doesn’t go down any deeper oh okay damn we are so far deep enjoy your electrics i need to go

Yeah and i need to get a more um This doesn’t get a little bit damn daniel recorded oh i’m gonna end the stream now i don’t think anyone’s watching