Crainer – Minecraft: WIZARD TRAINING | Golden Cobblestone – Ep: 05

Hey what’s going on guys saw me here what is on your head it’s a it’s called a fence I just I thought it fit me well okay what is it is that a fez Errol Fedora it’s a fast not a fedora it says fast on it it’s a fast but

What’s a fedora how am I supposed to know that just because I’m wearing a lot of hats I figured you would know you’re Danish you just got a pooper to the face for saying that bro just throw poop at my face you can’t read her knowledge it

Dude you ain’t you know a lot of damage I’ll do I’m almost and now bro no armor for you so Craner um I have an idea homie no no no pen and paper but let me ask you something couple stone you remember how in between episodes we were

Trying to level up our Dumbledore skills right oh yeah we got the double dog bite is called pika but mine is called a poop magic and what we were trying to do we were trying to level up our skills and we both got to level five and then we

Got bored and quit as you can tell above my inventory you see my mana is right there every time I use a spell I use just like half of it uses like half of my man up so Craner I can only shoot like two poopers yeah I

Can only shoot like to poop and I’m out of mana sucker crater I found a way to possibly fix that how let me ask you something okay yeah yeah what up do you have yeah time to look in this chest over here to see goodness oh my goodness

Oh you almost had me dude oh that was a close one dude I was like preparing to yeah you okay so look in this tough chest you see everything in here whoa okay yeah I I did I did some things in between episodes homie or earlier today oh you

Oh you did repair the face nice okay so all of this stuff this stuff will fix our mana issues really really just eat it all go ahead start eating one by one all right how okay dude are you ready I think so I try to eat the damn the ring

And then work stop Agnetha okay so I grab half of the sugar and half of the seeds okay yeah just grab bald okay now now grab three mundane condensed potions okay two three yes okay no now look in the crafting table on my side on the left yeah okay now what you’re gonna

Want to do is mix mundane potions with seeds and sugar look at that oh that makes a lesser mana potion okay potions this is like World of Warcraft all over again how many do you want me to make three my mates to make three of these right okay

Yeah okay now take the lesser mana potions and then grab half of the gunpowder alright now mix the lesser mana potions with the gut look at that okay okay Oh standard mana potions dude oh that is so cool okay now take the standard mana potions and mix this ah hold on I I

Think I had a brain fart Oh actually yeah did your brain fart again I prayed for it it grabbed the vin tiem dust weights right yeah mix the standard mana potion with a vente there we go eleven ladies up greater mana per acre crater huh we’re not done yet homie one

More thing what one more thing grab netherrack redstone and glowstone dust okay yeah done yeah um and stone I and I got it yeah and sir blossom Wow okay Sarah blossom got it yeah and desert novus are you done what mom is that it that’s it okay okay dude so uh

What I want you to do is look in my crafting station we can come out our cane compound make um just I guess make a crap-ton of that I got three three I have ten gosh dang why do you always got outdo me bro okay so make that and then we have

To smelt this down there it goes it’s a yeah it should turn into arcane ash and I believe that’s what we need for one hopefully we will never run out of mana again uh if if if what I read is correct okay do you trust the Internet I trust

Everything on the internet crater that explains a lot what’s that supposed to mean I don’t know okay dude so do you have your arcane ash yeah I got the no now mix that with the ‘greater mana potion it’s an epic mana potion okay so do that to

All three of these red okay now do you have your flowers your desert Nova’s and your your your other stuff Sarah blossom okay so what I wants to do is mix Sarah blossom with the desert Nova with vin tiem dust like with yeah uh what’s the

Last thing oh yeah the the arcane ash okay all of those things all three of those are four of those things look what you get uh wait what was I got Vinci I’m Sarah blossom edition what am I missing arcane ash I can’t ash I used it all I

Don’t think I got a dude wait Pyrrha fied Vincey of just look at that dude okay so three of that now mix all three of these with the epic mana potion what you get how long can we keep all dude how do they get cooler every time

Mister this is the final level and this is called a legendary legend wait for it dary legendary mana potion homies know what we do look back in the top chest right haha grab half of the or one string okay and what you need to do is put all three of these legendary potions

In the crafting table okay and then tie it all together with a string and look at their goodness oh we can only use in three times though we can only use it three times but dude haha this thing is Opie as crap from what

I’ve read so us and last a long time or something what we need to do is that let’s go find a battlegrounds let’s see who is the best Dumbledore out of us – wait I didn’t agree to this you agreed when you make the potions dangit

Alright dude are you ready this is a small battleground dude yeah we’re supposed to stand still so we can level up as a crane or whatever we’re grinding levels were exploiting levels oh my god but you’ll see exploits we’re using exploits so what you do is drink a mana

Potion and then let’s make sure you have your regen pet come on okay done okay got it okay just search spamming potion just okay drink drink look how fast we reach a dude oh we should keep drinking no just drink one look out fast some returning mana it goes really fast holy

Crap yeah dude this is our exploit for the day holy crap this is good okay so just cat offense if it does hurt but we heal it up dude so this is this is a morbid exploit of death how does my fire feel on your face it I have to say

I don’t like your poop in my face you don’t like my poop with your face I don’t like your poop in my face I you sure you don’t like my poop with your face I’m sure I don’t like your poop in my face okay do what level are you

I just reasonable salmon dude holy yeah I did dude yeah mine did too this still takes for freaking ever fireballs I thought I thought we would be able to spam poop – I’m sorry poop it the creep no poop bro I had to take a pencil I’m sorry

Everyone’s your magic thing I’m choppy where’s oh there’s I because of the man yeah it’s the remember the blaze pit the place okay so dude what we need to do since we’re level seven we should have more blue numbers oh yeah I have four I

Have four blue numbers okay so we can we can start making more spells dude and I have an idea for once we become strong wizards are you ready yeah we we have to fly high up in the sky and take on a guy named Bill Nye the Science Guy anyways your Craner

Are we done signing so I think mommy okay so click on the oculus right uh-huh okay so check this out do you remember how’d you just now our mana regen sucked right yeah it sucks a lot you click the oculus yeah go down up if you see up top

The five different tabs off quick D quits click the talents tab oh yeah look at that first light up dude man hey Jen mana regen one so learn that right done yeah okay aqua our affinity gains boost do you know what affinity gains boosters I have no idea but it sounds cool aren’t

You a World of Warcraft guy I mean how would I know when that is I don’t no I just thought you might have known known I don’t know bro I’m the other wizard here you go okay okay so we have three more blue point how many food

Points do you have I have three yeah okay what’s let’s see what else we can buff our spells with yeah dude I think I think I’m gonna hang on to my three points you think so yeah okay so dude um what I think we should do is I said

Since we have our poopers right we gotta poop us out yep we should make another spell with the spinny we should make another spell with the components we unlocked last episode so uh do you have your book and quill no pen and paper just your boy quill okay so throw that

Down and then create another spell that you want to make okay I’m trying yes I’m gonna do I’m gonna do force damnit what what did you want me to do force damage met why are frost damage now – I forgot how to do this bro lightning damage and

You put that you put the projectile in the brown part and the rest in the grey bar down below I’m guessing you can dude I’m gonna do that so my spell has force damage magic damage frost damage and the final touch I can drown my target I

Don’t know Craner okay so let me know right now you have your book okay so what yeah remember open up the book yes and oh good lord this is this is where we have to get all of these materials homie oh no and we have to perform another demonic death ritual I really

Don’t want to get all of these random materials again dude let’s do it wanna see what my book is named what did you name your book look look look look you see it master pooper yeah yeah master poop Lanyon you have issues yeah okay dude I think I have everything

I think everything that was a giant freaking list dude this hurts my head are you ready I see okay so we need to we need to take what I did first um how do we take all right we gotta take this one out take

That one out but oh oh there we go you got it okay so that’s one name get it out okay so we have to activate it uh-huh yeah what what what do we what are we what do we do first I forgivable is it blank are in first blank room oh oh

There we go vid tiem dust love yeah yeah let me know what it’s asking for dust bin tiem dust teru teru a snowball snowball the demon wasn’t read rude way demon wants a Red Room the demon well science art demon wants in our song now I would say probably rude I think purple

Room got it laughs is nationally Brad I pursue a book book throwing in the book stomps art starts or throwing in the stone sword old blue room throwing it in snowball snowball throwing it in some kind of blue crystal but blue crystal all the topaz blue topaz throwing it in

Blue blue water bucket throwing it in strength oh my god it in app that spell parchment spell parchment it’s the final thing here we go go she’ll be with it I got it I got a name it ‘first okay so what is this thing act this drowns people

I got a wait poop downer drought increases dude that sounds WAY worse than if you said drought and poop droughts and feces it is okay through there we go I have to drown in feces let me shoot you with this I’ll see what it does oh you’re gonna drown me bro I

Don’t want to I checked like three and a half hours of my health it looked like you gave you an effect also what was that effect I didn’t get to see it dude okay okay so go ahead throw yours in and throw it in again I need to poop just

Throw in your master poop go ahead oh there we go got it go ahead throw in your blank route and start the process are you ready I’m ready let’s do this okay I’m gonna boost off dust arrow arrow got it Oh snowball snowball stop up there it is

I’m red rune red road just one even got a flint and steel Flint steel into fire ah victim dust BAM dude this is so stressful got it yellow rune iron ingot I need right now okay got it stick stick okay one stick I’ve in team dust okay one ball main team dust red

Rune got it iron sword I had saw a dirtiness and finally misspelled parchment there is dude dude the master pooper has been complete why needs to give it a cool image I want to give it that fireball here we go I got it go ahead shoot me with the master pooper

Are you ready for the master pooper I guess go ahead no I did like three hearts we do the same amount of damage dead oh okay the effect lasts for like one second I think I don’t get to see it okay okay do so since we have new spells

We’re gonna start leveling up faster as wizards and dude I now have a plan what’s your plan um yeah this is the time where we fly high in the sky and kill the guy named Bill Nye the Science Guy hi yeah okay dude so uh what I want you

To do in front of you okay okay so what I want you to do is you I remember that one achievement that we completed killing the earth Guardian yeah yeah look in the achievement book and claim that reward for the air Guardian yeah I don’t think I did that

Yeah so claim that we need that yeah the earth Guardians spawn egg I didn’t do it I think I got it you remember what I spawned that at your feet yeah and the a guardian oh the audience yeah the air Guardian they just disappeared right it just kind of didn’t

Happen yes so I figured out how we’re supposed to sprout are you doing up there crater we have to spawn Bill Nye the air guardian at Y level 150 or higher why are you building that on me couple towel on my pretty building what do you mean

Ugly cobble tau so ugly it’s like back when you started playing Minecraft and you didn’t know where your base wall so you put a giant tower there to fight back to it take that back Kabul is crater what this is the most beautiful structure in the world it says in pretty

Ugly bro not gonna lie I will vein mine this entire thing which will take the house with it it’s beautiful thank you okay dude are you ready I got my you got your iron armor do you have your spit you have your poop magic ready all of my

Poop magics ready yes crater what are we gonna grow up dude I don’t think we have a well bro I don’t think okay okay so spawn in the air Guardian in three remember homie what us killing this air Guardian gets us closer to the gold cobblestone waste we all want right okay

I don’t okay shoot Wow he’s pulling me in duty doesn’t take any damage from he does he’s taking damage from me dude dude I’m trying I’m shooting my spells at him won’t let me keep pulling me in dude okay okay you kill him with the sword I’ll kill him with the poop I’m

Gonna make him Adam potion bro oh yeah I forgot about her mana potions good mana potion oh I hit him with the monster poober he’s he’s 25% dad dude we actually doing this bro I’m using my magic and my sword he’s a tough guy I’m gonna save up mana I’m gonna try to

Drown him in feces oh that sounds disgusting problem you do your thing bro crater well I think I think he removed your pants oh yeah he did he was all about honor what the crap what a rude dude no can you take me out to a dinner first or something

All right crater I’m gonna throw I’m gonna try to drown him in feces are you ready do it do it do it and still don’t stop sucking man you freak yeah greater sucks the city tries to take off her clothes I know bro bro I hit the water I’m good bro

Crater I just got one shot by him dude I’m still alive I somehow managed to hit the water I’m coming back up dude we have to take Bill Nighy out why does his cheek keep wanting to take our clothes off I don’t know dude don’t like out

Weird dude okay dude I back up here oh how you gotta help me kill bill die nude oh he’s almost no stop annoying me okay dude you know what I’m sick of this guy I won’t try to bro I’m gonna drown him in feces so oh my go here we go oh it

Didn’t drown Jim crater where Johnny we’re two week of wizards Mike Pandolph do we did you get good at this big being Dumbledore isn’t good enough we must become Gandalf okay come on stop sucking us in but you ready they throw your madam okay I’m sorry I’m

Sorry okay I’m gonna throw our poop magic atom poop magic can you do it go I just hit him with poop Mans he’s learned was that I want to kill him oh there we go dude we actually chucked out bill died Bill Nye is no more that’s a bit

Dramatic it is sorry sorry I love you Bill Nye stop taking off our clothes that’s kind of me at bro but we can still be friends though oh dude look at this what I got a green infinity orb what’s that for I don’t know can’t see it I can’t wait could what

I don’t know Joe don’t click it at me I don’t want to die okay I’m clinging it over here bro you ready hey I said don’t throw it at me to one you have gained a green skill point oh dude do you know what that means

I can’t get mad at me Jen chew or something is that what it means you can get mana regen too or you can get better skills oh don’t want mad at me Jen – so I can throw my pool people or you can get blah

You can get its storm I can get a clinician you can get ignition Forge oh dude this is how we become Dumbledore guys elf get Gandalf sit sorry I already doubled on we need to get on that Gandalf we need to become Gandalf yes dude wait I think I’ve got

Yeah yeah we smell I won’t hold off on that yeah I need to figure out how to get green points and dude in between episodes since we have these mana potions we have to become like level over 9000 wizards and we got a train we will train queue the Iraqi I have the

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