Daxx – I Cheated in a REALISTIC SKIBIDI Toilet Mob Battle Competition…

Today I’m doing a Minecraft mob battle with my girlfriend but we’ll be using realistic skibidi mobs but my girlfriend Zoe doesn’t know I set up those one-way secret glass so I can see exactly what she spawns in okay Zoe what are you ready for this realistic skibety mob

Battle I’m so ready and you’re going down okay whatever you say Zoe but you have five minutes to spot on your mob best of luck good luck Dad okay guys now that I’m completely muted and Zoe can’t hear us I finally get to cheat using our

One-way glass so let’s go ahead and spy through to see what Zoey’s gonna do for this very first round for this first round I think I’m gonna spawn in the skippity toilet oh wow Zoe just spawned the default skimmy toilet but once she uses the realistic potion it might get a

Little bit crazy see what happens let’s see what this turns into oh my goodness look how much more realistic the toilet got that guy has like a really weird face now uh that guy is super creepy creepy definitely looks more realistic yes that creepy cheesy smile oh my gosh so we got like

One of the most realistic characters ever but you know what I think I have a pretty good idea for this first round too and I think for this first round I’m gonna spawn in two different skimpy characters and the first one of those is gonna be this speaker man and yeah this

Guy does not look realistic at all I mean just look at the whole shape of his body and what the heck guys Zoe just spotted so many of those realistic toilets okay we gotta get to work fast the next one I want to spawn it is just

This cameraman and oh my goodness he does look super powerful but he definitely doesn’t look realistic enough to win but just like Zoe did I’m gonna go ahead and build out a little Oak fence so I can throw both these guys in and then splash the realistic potion on

Them at the very same time now all I have to do is walk up to this guy and I’ll just pick him up instead of inside his little pen and I’ll do the same exact thing to the speaker man over here and now that both of these guys are in

Their fence I can grab our realistic potion and let’s just go ahead and splash out on the both of them and see what they turn into and oh my gosh guys look how cool these guys look the realistic cameraman looks so awesome man look how big the speaker man is he’s

Like 50 feet tall you can definitely tell both of these guys are way better than the originals but of course now I have to go ahead and grab their spawning so I can make a huge Army that can definitely defeat Zoe’s so let’s go ahead and get rid of these super weak

Spawn eggs and then I’ll go over here and I’ll grab this speaker man and I’ll also grab the cameraman and now we can just start spawning in a huge Army to destroy Zoe’s and man this is gonna be one crazy first round I don’t know whose

Army stronger but you guys let me know you can tell I’m at Team Dax you can call it team Zoe and just to give my guys an extra Edge I’m also going to go into my inventory and I’m gonna grab something called a mob enchant book and

Let me just show you guys what this thing does if I walk up to any one of my mobs and click on them they’ll start glowing which means they’re super super Enchanted so I want to walk around and just click on a few more of these guys

Because I want there to be absolutely no chance Zoe’s guys can win okay Zoe well my Army is basically ready for this first round and let me just tell you you are definitely going down no way Dax you’re definitely going down I’ve been ready for a hot minute all right Zoe I’m

Dropping down the walls and here we go Zoe the first round is started whoa you spawned in the cameraman and the speaker man that’s insane yes I did and it looks like you spawned a bunch of realistic skippity toys and man I don’t know if my

Army can win because you have so many yeah but some years are glowing does that is that super strong uh yeah they’re glowing uh yeah it definitely means they’re super strong and I had nothing to do with them glowing they just came in like that wow you’re so

Lucky none of my guys came out glowing well yeah that’s because you have Skippy toilets and everyone knows that that cameraman and the speaker man are infinitely better than all the stupid toilets no way no way super close fight I don’t this is a super close fight but my guys

Have to pull this out we can’t lose to Zoe come on realistic skippity toilets you got this and oh no it looks like the Tide’s getting turned in my favor a bunch of your guys are going down and wait one of my cameraman is just standing in the corner over here doing

Absolutely nothing bro you are so useless Dax be nice to him he’s trying his best no he’s not trying his best he’s doing absolutely nothing you know I gotta pick him up and bring him into the fight since he doesn’t want to fight at all what the hell

Here with the battle uh no it’s not cheating at all Zoe I just brought him into the battle whatever it looks like you only only guys left I think my realistic ones are definitely beating all your realistic toilets so no no no I have to win this match and it looks like you

Only have like five guys left yeah this is gonna be an easy GG for me Zoe nice try saying it but don’t you worry Dax I’m gonna win the next one no you’re not Zoe I’m gonna win all three rounds in a row and be the king of the mob battle

Yeah yeah I don’t think that’s the case but good luck oh my gosh guys we completely destroyed Zoe in that first I told you guys it was gonna be the easiest round ever but you know what we definitely have to keep winning so let’s go ahead and spy through a win-way glass

To see what’s always gonna do for this next round can’t believe I lost that first run against Dax I’m gonna have to do something super crazy this round in order to win I’m gonna spawn in the fighter to a potion to make them look super realistic oh gosh guys what is this one

Gonna do and oh my gosh guys look how creepy this thing looks it looks so realistic and it’s so huge now whoa this guy is ginormous and his face is super creepy but I still don’t know if he’s gonna be powerful enough so I think I’m gonna spawn in the multi head spoiler

Wait what is Zoe doing two mob through this rock she also has the multi-hit toilet what in the world is this gonna do and I’m gonna splash some of the potion on him oh no this is gonna be crazy and oh my gosh guys it actually made a multi-head realistic spider what

The heck is that uh what the heck guy’s so creepy he has like six heads I think five heads and they’re all looking at me this is so scary oh my goodness guys and Zoe’s people look so powerful this is not looking like a good round for me at

All you know what is Zoe wants to spawn in two different things we obviously have to do the same exact thing but what skivity character should I use for this round you know what I think it would be a really good idea to start off with a

TV woman since the TV woman is like one of the strongest skippity characters so let’s go ahead and put her in the middle and then we’ll Splash where this realistic potion to see what this one does first and oh my goodness it looks like we got a realistic TV woman what in

The world happened to her face she looks so goofy but it’s also really cool that she has those rockets on the back of their head because like in the real series her head can come off and she could just fight everyone but man what should I do for the second one I have

Absolutely no idea what I’m gonna do and wait a second where did all this ugly obsidian come from did you just put that there is realistic TV woman okay well let me go ahead and go over here and break all of this because we definitely don’t need that and wait what in the

World is this who builds stuff underneath my base I swear and wait what there’s nothing underneath here wait if there’s nothing underneath there that must mean that this is a portal and usually these type of portals have really good stuff in them so I think I

Need to go inside so let’s go ahead and hop down into the water and wait a second it looks like I fell inside of water but oh my gosh there’s lava below me and wait is there some red go over there hey uh what’s your name it says

Skippity girl hey skippity girl what in the world are you defending there’s a weird door behind you yeah there’s a door over here but you have to come like the Parkour in order to walk through it what in the world I have to do parkour well little do you know I’m a parkour

King watch this jump over this and I’ll go to this one and I’ll go to these ladders and oh my gosh this is way too easy let me go ahead and make this next jump and then it looks like I have one more jump and perfect I made it over

This little platform can you let me in that door now wait what in the world why can’t you let me in I just did the parkour you told me to do Subscribe and my gosh guys you heard her everyone subscribed in the next 10 seconds so go ahead come on subscribe in three two one thank you so much okay skippity girl everyone subscribe so now you have to go ahead and open the door super secret passcode

Oh my gosh he really opened the door that easily that was the passcode I guess so but you said there’s something really good in this chest look let’s look inside and see and wait there’s a camera head and there’s also an upgrade potion when the world am I

Supposed to use this for you’ll just have to try it out and see okay well let me go ahead and take both of these and uh I’m gonna leave now the passcode was one one one so I can just type that in and wait a second I also just realized I

Could have flown this whole time it just got over the parkour yeah you really could have done that but good luck at your mod battle wait how in the world did she know I was doing a mob battle but whatever I guess I’ll get back to my

Side okay well now I’m back on my site and she gave us a weird camera head which I don’t know what I’m supposed to do with this and she also gave me this other thing called an upgrade potion so let me just go ahead and build out

Something I can put this camera on and what if I splash the upgrade potion and the realistic potion on at the same time maybe I’ll get something really really cool let’s go ahead and see what this does come on and oh my gosh wait a second guys did that make a realistic

Camera with no way this thing looks so cool okay you guys already know I have to grab both the responding so I can make an army that can destroy Zoe’s because it looks like she’s spawning a lot of are realistic spiders so first I need to break these ladies out of their

Cage and I’m gonna go ahead and grab both of their spawnings at the same time and spot it all Bunch it up this is gonna be the most one-sided fight I have ever seen everyone knows that the camera woman and the TV one are like two of the

Strongest characters so there’s no way that Zoe’s armies can win but just in case they do get a little bit stronger I’m gonna use this one thing called the personal shrinking device but don’t worry it doesn’t only make things small it can also make things huge so if I go

Inside of this and set the size of three like that and click on any one of my mobs they’ll get super big which makes them extremely powerful so let’s go ahead and walk around and start clicking on a bunch of my mobs just to make sure

They can take out all of Zoe’s Army over there okay Zoey well I’m pretty sure my Army is ready and let me just tell you I have the strongest female characters in all of skippity what you do this and here we go the second round of the mob battles officially begun whoa

Whoa okay wait they argued but why in the world am I losing to your stupid toilets no way we can’t lose to these realistic toilets Dax I told you your mobs are going down no come on TV woman and TV Camera one we cannot lose this I

Still have a bunch left surely they can pull this off on you got this these multi-head realistic spiders are definitely defeating yours and wait this one spider’s not even getting taken out by all of my people how in the world you get them to be so strong Zoe they’re just

Saying come on we have to win this somehow we can’t lose to Zoe and oh no now it looks like my people are getting jumped this is not looking good for me just one more day oh two more two more go come on keep fighting and no this is my last big

Person we can’t lose and no she just got taken out what in the world so your army was so strong hot dogs looks like your team loss how does it feel to be a loser whatever Zoe that only makes us score one to one so don’t get too confident

And why are you getting so close to me Dex why do you smell like another girl uh I smell like another girl because um I actually talked to someone to help me out with my mobs but obviously it didn’t work you talked to another girl Dax are

You serious uh yeah that’s what I just said Zoe are you okay no I’m so upset that you talk to another girl now I’m gonna try super hard in the next round and you’re definitely gonna lose wait what the heck no Zoe wait what in the

World guys I can’t believe we lost that last round and Zoe got super mad ass because we talked to that skibety girl so hopefully she doesn’t take it too harsh at us but let’s go ahead and use this one-way glasses see what she’s gonna try and do for this round I am so

Angry that Dax talked to another girl I think I’m gonna have to get Super Creative this round so he gets demolished what in the world guys Zoe is so angry come on please don’t spawn in anything super good I think I’m gonna spawn in a mutant skeleton then I’m

Gonna spawn in a parasite toilet and I’m gonna hit it with this realistic potions oh gosh guys what in the world is this gonna make and wait a second what type of realistic coins did this make oh my gosh these are so scary whoa these guys look super deadly and a little too

Realistic if you ask me but of course I’m still gonna use them for my Army so I can destroy death oh my gosh guys I am not liking this her mobs look super super powerful and what the heck she is spotting it’s so many of these okay guys

We have to think of something super super good in order to win this round okay so I actually do have one Skippy character that might be able to take out Zoe’s Army but he is kind of wimpy in this form we’re gonna go ahead and spawn

In the big TV man in the app like I told you guys he does not look realistic at all and look he’s super tiny all of Zoe’s toilets are even taller than him and oh my goodness these guys look so creepy okay but of course you already

Know we have to use a realistic potion and hopefully it gives us something even better because this one is lame and wait a second what in the world did this just make look how realistic our big TV man got he’s like 50 feet feet tall okay this was way way better than the

Original one we had and of course we need to go ahead and get Hispanic and break him out so I can make a huge Army of these guys and this is definitely gonna be one close fight because both of our people are extremely strong so let

Me know who you think’s gonna win by commenting team TV or team toilet and just like with my previous mobs I do want to grab this enchantment book to make them even stronger so let me go ahead and start clicking on a bunch of these guys so they can start glowing and

Once they have these enchantments they’re gonna be extra powerful and uh wait a second it looks like I Enchanted myself on accident well hopefully so he doesn’t get mad about that or anything what in the world some of Zoe saws are sticking through the wall I can see the

Ball shredding everything this has to be one of the scariest toilets I’ve ever seen in my life I mean just look at this guy’s face that is absolutely horrified okay wait I gotta Focus guys I gotta spotted more people you know my Army’s looking pretty powerful but still pretty

Small I think I need to make them a little bit bigger wait what in the world did Zoe just say and oh my gosh look how big Zoe’s Army I think I’m like 50 feet bigger how in the world did she even do that let’s go my Army’s so big now

There’s no way Dax is gonna win he’s gonna get destroyed okay guys this is not looking good but I do have faith in the big TV bed so I think I can still definitely win this round Jax I want you to drop the walls now uh Zoe can I have

Like a couple more minutes I need to spot in a few more different mobs please no Dex you talked to another girl what I say go wait a second Zoe you just dropped the walls what I wasn’t even ready yet yeah Dax I’m controlling the narrative now this battle’s happening oh

My goodness this isn’t good but wait my big TV men are super Enchanted and super big so I think I’m still gonna win this round with no trouble did you enchant them uh I Enchanted them because I have a super cool enchantment book Zoey don’t you see I’m glowing oh did your other

Girlfriend give you that enchantment book no I got the enchantment book myself what she didn’t give me anything except that one potion she gave you a potion are you serious uh yeah she just gave me a little upgrade potion but it’s nothing crazy don’t talk to me Dax okay

Whatever and man this is a really close fight it looks like both of our people are really putting in a lot of work yes this is pretty close but I’m still gonna win no way Zoe my guys are definitely gonna win and wait what they all just started getting dropped out of nowhere

How the heck did you do that yep my strategy must have worked I knew your guys were gonna go down oh my gosh this is not good and that’s always this is not good it’s the way that makes us more two to one so if you win one more round

I’m gonna lose the entire mob battle and you will lose another round and I’m champion Now Zoe just wait for this next round we’ll see what in the world guys we got completely mopped that route but it’s okay I still have a couple more rounds

To make up the score so let me go ahead and use our one-way glass and spy on Zoe and go super hard mode so I can beat her I think for this round I’m gonna spot in the buzz toilet wait what she just spawn on the bus to it and whoa that thing

Looks super stupid it’s missing a head and then I’m gonna go ahead and splash some of my realistic potion on it okay well the realistic potion is normal what is that supposed to do and I’m also gonna Splash it with this great potion that I stole from Dax from his dumb

Girlfriend and I’m gonna get super powerful mobs wait what did she take my upgrade potion and what the heck it is out of my inventory oh no this isn’t gonna be good and wait a second what in the world did this this make it made a normal bus toilet in a super upgraded

What what the heck whoa these guys super op there’s no way Dax is gonna beat me now I just gotta get their sponix so I can build my Army I’m so excited for this round oh my gosh guys this is not looking good at all Zoe has

Two super strong characters but you know it’s always gonna go super hard mode I have to do the same thing let’s go ahead and get people that are strong as well for this next round I’m gonna spawn in two different Titans and of course I’m

Gonna be using the Titan TV man and I’m gonna be using the Titan cameraman and we both know these are extremely strong Titans so I think they can definitely take out Zoe’s Army but first we have to go ahead and spawn them both in and yeah these guys both look pretty pathetic I’m

Not gonna lie but hopefully when we Splash our realistic potion on it we get something way way better come on please be super cool and wait a second oh my goodness look how cool and realistic both of these look we have both a Titan cameraman image I’m TV man and whoa they

Look awesome I honestly think these might be my favorite ones so far if you agree with me go ahead and comment Team Titan let’s confuse everyone that hasn’t made of this afar yet but of course you guys already you know I have to break them out of their cage and grab both of

Their spawn eggs so I can spot in a whole Army of these guys and wait should I spawn a whole army or should I just let these guys fight for themselves I mean they are Titans after all so I don’t know if Zoe’s people could even

Take them out well just to be on the safe side I’m gonna go ahead and enchant both of them so they’re really powerful but I’ll let them both fight for themselves since I’m pretty sure that they can take out Zoe’s Army on their own okay Zoe well my people are ready

And let me just tell you I only spot in two skibety characters for this round seriously only two mobs you must be crazy well we’ll see about that Zoe I’m about to drop down the walls and you’re gonna see why I only spawned in two and

Here we go it looks like the fourth round has started Zoe whoa both of you guys are huge and they’re Enchanted I don’t know if this is looking too good for me yep I spawned the realistic type TV man in the realistic Titan cameraman and they are extremely strong so I

Thought I only needed two of them to take out your whole army they do look pretty realistic but I still have a whole bunch of left yeah but you only have a bus toilet and wait what the heck is this other one this is a really

Creepy toilet what did you use on it would you say that he looks upgraded to you uh yeah he looks a little bit upgraded and wait a second I did realize that my upgrade potion was missing Zoe did you take it from me no I didn’t take

It from you I took it from your dumb girlfriend okay whatever Zoe you’re being a little bit crazy but wait it looks like your people aren’t even doing damage so I might actually pull this round off dang it come on guys pull it together we need to be dead there is so

Much fighting going on but I think my guys can pull this out because they are Titans after all Zoe so you know they’re like the strongest characters in skippity so no matter what you spawn in it doesn’t make a difference no it looks like my Army is depleting come on guys

Keep taking them out we have to win this and oh knows the way it looks like you only have a few left I told you I was gonna win this round with my giant Titans this is not good I only have like four left this is so messed up come on

Keep beating them up guys who have three left and oh man I’m sleepy because that fight was so easy whatever Dax we still have one more round to go to see who the winner is and since the score is two to two you already know this is the tiebreaker round

Tie breaker you’re going down Zoe no way wow guys we actually are making like the craziest comeback ever and since the score is two to two now if I win one more round I’m gonna win the whole mob battle so let’s go ahead and use our

One-way glasses by on the way to see what she’s gonna try and do for this final round so I can perfectly counter it for this next round I think I’m gonna pull out the big guns and use the ultimate skibity character the G-Man wait she used the G-Man and look at this

Thing this guy looks so pathetic and you know I have to hit him with the realistic potion okay well let’s do this realistic potion does do it and wait a second what in the world that guy looks so much better and whoa he looks so realistic now wow he’s so big and

Realistic I’m gonna upgrade him even more wait what in the world is Zoe talking about I’m gonna use this shrinking device to make him huge wait what she’s gonna use the shrinking device to make him huge oh my goodness guys he got so huge what in the world is

Zoe up to ah this guy is so big there’s no way Dax is gonna win and I also took dax’s enchantment book so I can make him even more powerful she took my enchanted book and how in the world does she keep stealing this stuff I don’t even know

When she grabs it and I have to pull up that perfect counter for this if I want any chance at winning I think Dax what can I do that would be the perfect counter for the G-Man and since everyone knows that the speaker man just turned

Back to being a good guy I feel like if I spawn him in he would definitely destroy the G-Man and wow this guy looks absolutely pathetic what in the world is this okay hopefully when we Splash this realistic potion he’ll get a lot better because with the way he looks right now

He’s definitely not gonna win let’s go ahead and splash it and see what we get and oh my gosh look how big this guy is now he looks so realistic and you know what since Zoe only spawned in one G man I’m only gonna spawn in one speaker man

Since I definitely believe that he can take out Zoe’s mob but I need to help him out a little bit Zoe did steal my enchantment book but little did she knows I can just go back here and grab another one so the first thing we’re

Going to do is enchant him up and wow he already looks so cool but obviously I also want to make them bigger so let’s go ahead and use our string device to make him taller and wow look he can see over the wall now and I have complete

Fate in the Titan Spearman I definitely think he’s gonna destroy the G-Man but let me know who you think’s gonna win you can comment Titan speakerman or you can comment G-Man well Zoe I think I’m ready for this run and just let me tell you this my guy is gonna destroy your

Stupid G-Man I mean uh your stupid uh skippity Mob yeah Dax how did you know I had the G-Man uh I can just hear his dumb smile in the background but don’t worry about it Zoe are you ready for me to drop the walls any sense but yeah drop the wall see

What happens and here we go the final round has started between the G-Man and the Titan speaker man oh the Titan speaker well here we go we’ll see about that Zoey this is craziest ever Mayhem come on my realistic Titan speaker man can definitely take out your GMAT keep fighting come on

Come on no way your team is a stupid idiot and there’s no way he can compete with my guy he’s not a stupid idiot someone else is a stupid idiot wait who are the what do you calling a stupid idiot Zoe I don’t know I I think stupid

Idiots talk to other girls when they have a girlfriend oh my gosh you’re still really bad about that so we just focus on the fight whatever come on G-Man you got this come on keep fighting you can do this come on come on just a

Few more hits and I bet you can win this round come on G-Man pull through come on and let’s go it looks like my realistic speaker man took out your G-Man whatever and then in the next mob battle I’m gonna get you no way Zoe but nice try

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