Day in the life of a Twitch Streamers Boyfriend

Hi my name is hop baby 3000. what’s up i’m tanner i’m like her boyfriend or whatever i died oh my god i died you guys that made me sad how long is this gonna take i just started it’s gonna take like three more hours

I need a ride okay well hold on you guys me i died can you can i just finish this i need a ride i’m hungry what i love about tanner is he’s just such a hard worker a little about me i’ve been unemployed for like the last three years because

I don’t need to work anymore duh he really pushes me to be my best which is really nice because you know like i’m really successful and i’m so lucky and i have this amazing career and i these amazing fans and i really need someone who’s supportive of me and he

He’s that i hate her job because it’s loud she’s always like yelling and getting excited when i’m like trying to like chill with like a friend or something this is fred this is like who i spend most my time with it’s like my best friend hi baby

Baby what are you doing we have dinner well we’re playing we’re playing right now okay well it’s 6 45 and the reservation’s at seven push it i don’t i don’t know what to tell you maybe i can’t push it it took like two months to get into this restaurant okay

I like how nice he is she’s so clingy she’s very needy she always is like can you pick up the house can you watch a movie with me i’m like no i’m trying to like do anything about that this is where uh is where me and fred go um just smoke

Weed these are like her costumes or whatever the [ __ ] so fred also has like a girlfriend that he like uh steals for or takes um it’s like donations just whatever she does only fans and he lives off of her yeah and um so i kind of just

Ask him for advice on like how to like navigate like a relationship and stuff like that and he says to just you can never be nice like even if you want to be because because they’re used to like guys being like hella nice to them online right yeah because if you’re too nice

Then they don’t care but if you like aren’t nice then they will care so i i just smoke weed and ignore her and it seems to work and then i get to i get whatever i want she she forgets to buy me weed sometimes and that really pisses me off baby you

Don’t smell that good what was our deal what was our deal i told you what our deal was beef what was it that you would shower once i bought you a new car is there a new car out front no but i just had to put the down payment on this house

I don’t want to fight today i wish i had something to help take brand deal photos it’s so hard to do it myself i know you’re super proud of this award it’s like i guess a streamer award and i was like i showed her how cheap it was made

And i just snapped it to be like this [ __ ] doesn’t mean [ __ ] this is like shittily 3d printed this isn’t something to be proud of I usually just have to make that noise then she goes away excuse me oh yeah sorry there you go ew that was disgusting and breaking up with him but his friend fred All right i asked fred for advice i’m like pretty much