Ep 1: My first time playing Minecraft + building a house!

All right so what what do I do oh I can jump yo why is my computer exploding it’s Minecraft bro okay so can I like karate chop blocks out okay I think I’ve had enough of the game now oh what’s that oh yeah

No no no no no no no no no no no come back to me please I want to chop it but it’s a fox that would be mean but like I don’t know what to do in the game do I make food I thought they were like a backpack oh there’s a banui

It’s a black banui yeah yeah hi hi nice to meet you did it is it pooing well eating it oh holy [ __ ] a cookie what is this hi big boy um okay I don’t exactly know what hurts me and is it friend oh it’s okay oh it’s scared of me too I

Won’t kill it I’m just go you’re so cute block puppy you killed the fox that’s so mean I guess they ate what is this foreign if I go down here will I die oh what is this is this Minecraft okay what oh no no I gotta get it okay okay

I will never go you guys I can’t it’s oh please I know I can chop blocks please let me go please I want to die in here I just started playing okay I’m going to um get some wood ow is that a prickle plant ow what’s killing me grass yeah anyways

Ow my ass there’s spikes in it now okay I I I well help help help help help help help what is this is this water it’s a block how do I swim yo how do I swim how do I swim hello I would like I I

I’m in a grave I dug my green bro this is a stupid game why am I playing this okay I didn’t count I didn’t count I froze wait what is that oh it’s clouds okay what do I do with the mumu cow hello do you know what I’m supposed to

Do can I can I like milk it come here I just want a piece of that how did did it just jump what the bro come here yeah yeah I know I’m a milk dad turn around oh I punched it instead okay I guess I can’t do that okay you see this

I fell through this why stop stop I actually can’t get I can’t get out I can’t get out please please please let me out please let me out please thank you thank you that I’m not going on that ever again what is that it’s a snow block what’s this what’s that do

I got a wooed [Laughter] that’s fine they can swim right it doesn’t look like it’s doing too well oh it’s a peak it’s a pig it’s a p why is there a peak here I definitely want this yeah come to me come come to me yeah yeah I need your I need this I need

You to provide me food I thank you you guys I like this game it’s kind of dangerous but I like it what’s that what’s that what’s that what’s that if it gets dark like do I have a flashlight or something oh my God am I dying what is that why am I leaking

I got hit by what’s a cow what’s that okay okay that is not friend I think he he looked a little mad is he where is it is it a is it a zombie baby can they swim though I I can’t swim apparently yeah yeah I thought so oh you’re okay

Okay okay it’s time to leave okay okay I don’t know what this is what are these things amount of bad people I will not go there let’s see what is that oh yeah yeah can I chop him what’s that you’re my pork chop [ __ ] uh

Oh where’s my where’s my oh okay no I don’t want to oh my God there’s two where they come from you stay down there why are there so many bad things in Minecraft this game is not nice you guys this is not going well for us

I’m cold and hungry and being chased by these men who is shooting things look they can’t see me from what wow what was that okay first things first I’m going to eat this can I can’t eat it okay I can’t eat this either I have a stick

How do I make food I need fire Um how to make fire You guys Minecraft is mean to me how about I just stand here and what is that what is that Scooter stop it stop no no no no no you don’t stop you can’t see me there’s no way dude look at it it’s huge um this land is not safe I don’t know if you guys know this okay there’s many there’s many bad people here I’m going to leave Ayo you

Should go the other way oh I see bad things it Blends in it’s come on oh my God I understand why they’re green oh Shooting me this bro they’re chilling here look at them it’s a party okay this is really not good for us I I I’m scared frightened hungry and alone No no no no no this is not wait is that oh so good oh this is really not good no no no no no no no no no is this what I do all night how long is night time I’m about to throw myself in this water stop

Stop it can I chop him into the water wait let me try I got what’s that I can do that what is that oh my God I don’t want that Okay I lied I I’m scared yo what’s over there you see that okay that’s I don’t want that though ah okay

Okay oh okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay ow bro how’s your aim so good uh it’s uneasy oh my God they’re everywhere oh okay yo come on I literally I can’t I can’t do this why am I here I I chose the worst place to come

You should get some food you know that’s a wonderful idea I like that how do I do that [ __ ] I lived why are they still coming [Laughter] oh okay sorry sorry um what yeah yeah why are they so cool yeah do I eat them now what is this beef

Jerky rotten flesh what happens if I eat this oh okay here’s the next step of our little journey um we learned how to make a fire because I gotta cook um I gotta cook this pigu come here I’m sorry I don’t want to do this but I must it’s me or you

Oh okay whoa oh this is so bad can I like oh oh okay wait Whoa first try wow it was so nice what is this is this food okay here’s what we’re gonna do what is that it’s a monkey no it’s a sheep it’s a sheep it’s a sheep I lost this too small yeah come here come here come here come here come

Here I won’t hurt you I’m not gonna hurt you little sleep oh no food dig a hole and hide I agree if I was a [ __ ] [Laughter] look I got a stick now holy [ __ ] I got blocks okay that was fun let’s not ever do that

Again agreed I’m gonna build you guys a nice house okay it won’t be that big but it’ll be it’ll be safe for us to stand in and I’ll get rid of the pricklys for you too oh I ran our blocks okay there [Laughter] you see you guys

I watched Uki play Minecraft I’m a professional now I hope you like the house I made you wait can I like put block oh oh okay I can I can I can I can I can make a door okay okay wait wait oh I do this and

Then this oh wait I can what’s this shears oh where do I get this iron and Flint I want that where do I get this iron is that like is that the uh uh is that the the thing the the that the the the the great the gray thing the gray thingamajig

Mining okay so I’m guessing to mine I need to make a pickaxe somewhere but how do I do that oh I can say oh yeah a true craft crafting table yes yes in here crafting table here you go for you I can right click the table oh okay okay okay oh my God

I don’t know what to do now I’m I’m too excited I’m so excited what’s the toy do a toy toy or a superstar three I don’t want three but I’ll do it for you I’ll do it for you okay I’m gonna put this here and then this this here a door for you

Wait it’s just that how do I open oh [Laughter] boy wait wait wait wait I want more I want more oh my stick I almost forgot that wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait we can’t make a side entrance you know yes yes

Who’s home with me [ __ ] this is my house okay okay okay okay you guys we have three look at this okay I know what you’re thinking it’s not much right now but someday it will someday someday this will be your Palace okay I will build you a palace fit for um

A fit for a dog okay you guys we have shelter we have shelter look at it I need a way to escape in case they invade my house um because you guys might think we’re safe I might accident you see things like this happen and um

I I don’t exactly know when it will I need another yeah yeah I need stick all right like this you guys I bet you thought I bet you thought you couldn’t chop down a tree with the stick but in my next master class I’ll show you how

Why is it so dark because I’m scared okay okay um oh yeah the house also doesn’t have Windows that’s not sugoi I kind of want to go chop things up but I’m scared okay maybe I will okay okay I think we’re safe should I kill it I’m scared what if I can’t [ __ ]

How dare you come into my house what’s there can I chop it through oh no I don’t want to break the door that’s bad that is not sugoi okay watch this surprise surprise oh my God I’m stuck I’m stuck I’m stuck please not like this not like this not

Like this not like this not like this you go in there you stay in the water little spooter yeah yeah it’s my house oh yeah you two you oh yeah go come on come on okay um also I think our house is too small we’ve outgrown it we’re trying to start a family

Of like puppies and stuff so so let’s make it a little bigger um because because you deserve the finest things okay now let’s build uh let’s build it here what the [ __ ] is this stop it come on this is my house for my babies

Oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no please please please please please please oh this is so bad this is [ __ ] no no no no no

Not like this not like this not like this not like this like this please not like this not like this not like this not like this not like this not like this not like this not like this laughs Oh I can go back and get my stuff before really no way I don’t know which way it is I’m lost I’m a loss to BB girl you where’s my stuff where’s my stuff where’s my stuff is it this way no no it’s not it’s that way

Where is it where is it oh it’s here it’s here too it’s here it’s here yes yes [ __ ] me bro everywhere is bad Don’t Panic Don’t Panic Don’t Panic Don’t Panic don’t panic okay [ __ ] you oh foreign okay I’m sorry here come on come on come on

Come on yeah you can’t you can’t you got no ow bro okay I’m sorry oh my God no no no no no no no no no okay we gotta abandon the house for a minute for some reason um night time is lasting quite a long time and I don’t like it

Okay I think we’re fine now right what is that I’m out out dude it’s so fast what the [ __ ] ah everything is not good here I understand I see why you need a house why I decided to uh change the house when it was getting dark I don’t know I’ll never know

I forget what everything looks like everything’s a block this this this this this good good good good good okay good now put that here okay and then we make a bed instant bed right here right here right here okay how do I put it down fine good okay we got a bed

Oh a chicken what that’s not a chicken that’s a duck that’s a duck look at it he’s a duck it’s a duck you guys you’re crazy you’re actually crazy it’s a duck what look swim like I’m not a chicken bro I’m a duck wait what’s the red thing it’s a chicken [ __ ] you

Hey never mind never mind you’re right okay [Laughter] I see you’re you might you’re yeah okay you listen sometimes you guys are right look I can’t tell it’s a block don’t judge me pig [ __ ] you I didn’t know I’m gonna eat you now come here I’m seemed to have missed the juicy thing

Okay um [ __ ] you Mr Minecraft man stop it stop uh it’s still coming oh my God why is it chasing me yes yes okay okay okay okay okay okay okay how about I put one in the corners first okay how about that okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay

Okay okay okay okay okay now and now now yo I want glass how do I make a glass oh hi you’re my pet now no I saved you I saved him okay you have a little kid okay fine you can eat it that’s fine you guys it has a it has a child Child oh my God it’s so cute Yeah yeah ow bro you guys I wanted you to have a nice view so I want to give you this and now now you can look outside and you can look into the ocean wait I’ll move the bed here too no that’s a weird spot I should have put it here

You guys what is that hello all right bro what the f I what yo the hello don’t I don’t want to kill you don’t come in my house okay I see I see we’re having a problem with wild polar bear oh I don’t want to kill it it’s q but I’m

Going to if you step foot in my house um why is it still here you guys I don’t want to kill it but I’m gonna kill it I’m sorry like I can’t do anything excuse me look ow ow ow ow ow holy [ __ ] bro foreign you’re holy [ __ ]

Did I learn my lesson absolutely not come on yeah show me your ass yeah but I’m sorry I didn’t want to what about the baby I guess we gotta kill it too wait no it’s fine I don’t think it’s here is it gone oh no it’s not gone on oh no

Okay well maybe maybe it’ll grow up and uh come for Revenge um and when it’s ready I’ll be waiting but until then um I think it’s having fun right now listen um I did something I did something not nice to your mother um I don’t think you should go over there

Okay well I tried to tell it I I know what was good was it oh yeah good boy little black dog oh on the team look at it oh my God it likes me okay how do I how do I get a bone how do I get a bone

Okay yeah I know I don’t have food I don’t think I have food what about this can I give it this I’m sure it likes this hey yo there you go for you you what yo this is good stuff you don’t like it come back later I’ll

Try and get some for you I have to go kill stuff okay good boy I know I know I’ll go find some what’s over here this looks what’s this what’s this what’s this what’s this what’s this oh my [ __ ] god hello I see okay I will not do that what’s this what’s that what I find oh my God oh okay now that’s fine it’s fine it’s fine it’s fine I wanted to see what says lettuce okay I have no idea what this is oh holy

Holy yo I liked us so much I tried to call on the land you look at our little house over there you see it oh you guys that’s our house man this is lame I saw the llama he was there I’m stuck I’m stuck I’m stuck I’m stuck I’m stuck

Please let me out he’s no what the f uck holy okay we don’t go in snow anymore I just witnessed the murder oh yeah I think I need armor that’s that’s a good idea now we’ll do it I really want to we gotta go home first oh yeah

Oh why did I do that I’ll never know but I’m gonna go inside now what do you do with those you just run oh yeah you want to come inside come on yeah yeah sure yeah yeah you may never leave now [Laughter] you are my pet now you stay here

This was a day one of Minecraft I think after this we all deserve a little nap next episode we get a wolf we get a doggo pet and uh maybe a polar bear I don’t know haven’t decided what was that oh yeah he wants to go to sleep too okay I’ll go sleep

Good episode one