FIRST TIME EVER PLAYING MINECRAFT (And I Chose HARDCORE MODE!)

When does the night end please end soon I have never played Minecraft before the only Minecraft that I have ever played was yesterday I uh opened up so I downloaded these two troll levels and I pushed create world to do the controls and I sat there at the intro grassy area

That’s the only Minecraft I’ve ever played I don’t know how hard this game is one of my friends was like you’re gonna die horribly and I’m like that sounds great Laurel’s lab let’s go game mode survival hardcore you can’t respawn if you damn they have a hardcore mode I feel like maybe we

Should play hardcore until we die because it’d be really funny all right here we go first time playing Minecraft jumping straight into hardcore mode what could go wrong yeah look there’s a little sword that goes up I like that okay so I have hearts and I have meats

I’m mining yes I’m biting now is this gonna oh it doesn’t break I can’t break that I can knock the snow off of it wait how come I can’t even knock the snow off of it oh I have to hold it oh I have to hold it I was clicking okay I’m mining

What happens if you just go straight down oh flowers oh hey look oh there’s a trees okay new recipes unlocked destroy the tree hold down the left button check your recipe book okay here’s poppy so I can hit stuff with I hitting things with a

Poppy I’m pretty sure can I hit a poppy with a poppy I can’t hit a poppy with a bobby I’m pushing control I’m pushing all no I was thinking maybe what if I right click it oh there we go that’s one how do I okay that’s the book

Do I need red dye and the God I crafted I made red dye can I read can I uh uh crafted so can I make like a bed what oh I need a bed I get it I get it so if I put in a red dye in a bed it makes a red bed we probably shouldn’t be

Doing this but I mined and I crafted Oh so nice by the way that’s the thing that stands out the most to me it’s just how nice the the music is how do I unequip my tree this is a tree right hold down the left destroy the tree I got a log nice now

Oh my gosh it’s like I can mine with everything which is confusing to me like Why can I I’m mining a tree with a tree oh I can take this and make planks out of it and then using the planks I can make crafting tape wait wait hold on if

I get more planks or did I have enough planks I can make a crafting table Spruce button what’s a button what’s a button pressure plate what am I making okay see look at that and now that I made the planks I can make these other things okay so I’m making sticks crafting table

Now if I enter my crafting now it doesn’t really do anything different oh God is that gonna destroy it I’m scared how do I pick it back up where did this come from What’s the oh if I right click on it oh my goodness if I right click on it I can do all of this crazy [ __ ] we gotta attack damage attack speed all right I’ll make a sword I need protect so I need planks and a stick I think we can

Dig stuff up with the shovel oh it does come with me let’s go uh what is that that’s different I want it every time I see something like you see that [ __ ] in the background I want that now is this bamboo what is that is can I go oh it’s frozen

Oh and that’s actual water uh oh can I get out please tell me I can get out okay boat again just build a [ __ ] boat [ __ ] yeah all right I got a boat I can make a trap door oh [ __ ] Monster Hunter God the sound that they make is so scary

That scared the [ __ ] out of me I’m like deep there I see eyes is those [ __ ] eyes I’m just sitting there is that [ __ ] eyes I’m getting on my boat I’m getting on my boat get me the [ __ ] out get me the I’m out bye how do I vote please vote do

The boat row you [ __ ] use my shovel and row how do I vote oh let’s go yes oh [ __ ] we’re going we’re stupid we’re zooming I can’t go straight I can’t go straight can I go straight kind of it’s so fast he’s [ __ ] look at that oh my God

What is that [ __ ] all right how are you doing that teach me your secrets it if it would stop moving that would be phenomenal oh God it’s just holy [ __ ] get me out of here get me out get me out we’re going we’re going to

[ __ ] I can’t can you move this in a straight God damn line holy [ __ ] I’m getting like nauseous am I on the ice is that the problem I just realized I’m on ice but [ __ ] are those [ __ ] are those are your little mouth hole it’s bloopers oh

[ __ ] that one might be coming get the job I can’t get off uh are we safer in there or all right we’re going back on land how do I get out how do I get out of the boat how do I get out of the boat I pushed every

[ __ ] button left click doesn’t do it left click space bar doesn’t do it shift troll okay shift does it Jesus shift gets out of the boat okay I want to bring this boat with me okay let’s try to take one of these spiders on surely it’ll be fine

All right get there here wait I’m Gonna Get The High Ground oh [ __ ] there’s one of these guys too okay what’s the range I gotta see what the [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] that does so much [ __ ] damage that does so much [ __ ] damage to me whoa stay the dead Wednesday over but

Boat Boat Boat Jesus [ __ ] oh when does the night end please end soon please do you have healing potion in these trying times how do I open the door I don’t just hello maybe it’s locked because it’s night it was not locked because it’s night

Um oh okay I could just hide in here all right is that just somebody sleeping [ __ ] um this is kind of awkward what is this oh upgrade is there a timer somewhere laughs okay oh [ __ ] I think it’s morning is that lava that looks like lava why do you have

[ __ ] lava in your town why did you build a town around the lake of fire what the [ __ ] is going on are those the zombos and they’re like in the lava what is that oh what the [ __ ] can I eat your are you friendly okay

What am I getting and please tell me I can eat it rotten flesh that doesn’t sound the most edible of anything I’ve ever heard in my life raw rabbit I feel like can I cook the rabbit in the lava [ __ ] me dude okay okay I think I ate raw

I would rather have cooked it I think but I kind of love that but yeah now I see where so many survival games like got there got what they do from like I didn’t realize how many games were just literally modeled after Minecraft okay wait this might I mean

Is this gonna give me like Stone cat does I can’t break that wait I wanted these torches though in case they come in handy there’s more there’s like different grass up here what’s this oh [ __ ] it’s just like it’s like some crops oh this looks good that looked like a

Carrot might be potatoes or something I don’t know I still don’t know how to cook but maybe I can just straight up eat these okay most I’m trying to figure out like what in general the houses do and I guess I can get some materials from them I could murder what happened

I am so sorry I just wanted to oh Jesus I just wanted to talk okay it’s night it’s night it’s night it’s night it’s night help help you are pillaging I don’t want to be a Pillager it’s not a [ __ ] dude or a monster that looks like did it just shoot me

It’s got a bow I’m out I’m not [ __ ] with that I’m not [ __ ] with that oh my God I’m so [ __ ] in please don’t tell me they can open doors please don’t tell me they can open doors wait I have an idea I’m safe [Laughter] I have constructed the Carl box uh I have my Lantern oh [ __ ] there we go I pissed okay now we’re we’re a [ __ ] mole now let’s go all right we’re going down we’re going down yes okay wait let’s dig out this area a little bit I

Mean there’s probably no food down here I wonder what happens if you just dig down like now I kind of really want to know the answer to the question of what I can hear them very close why can I hear them that that close so you can only jump like one

Square at a time maybe if I get a running jump I can jump more I’m making a staircase eventually I’m gonna come back up I mean I don’t want to do it until morning because I’m going to get bodied I assume but I have like a little

I have like an underground safety zone now oh [ __ ] that’d be funny if I brought up oh wait I think I have torches let’s see what else I have uh I do have torches oh they run there can I like uh okay now we have a torch I feel like I don’t

I’m listening I don’t hear them anymore maybe we’re safe to come back up and maybe there’ll be more rabbit me randomly on the ground yeah here we go that looks like night still that looks like night still let’s put the furnace down here now can I use it whoa

I can make raw rabbit or what is this what is this secondary one right here is it a do I have to like I was thinking at the put in a lights uh like a light source or something Um can I burn sticks I can burn sticks oh [ __ ] oh God it’s burning a lot of sticks now I want to make cooked food though yeah cooked rabbit now what is the cooked how much better is the cooked rabbit let’s try it let’s try it

Damn it I was hoping oh it did restore my health oh my gosh restore my health yes why is my health still going out my health is still going up is that what the one means why is my health going up it’s still going up I don’t understand I just keep

Gaining health is it going to stop now do we explain saturation ah it’s fine whatever because you’re not hungry oh if you’re healthy or if you’re if you’re okay cool if you’re like satiated then that goes up yo let’s bake some [ __ ] potatoes with some [ __ ] Spruce logs yeah

Oh my God all right let’s make a bunch of baked potatoes real fast here this game’s easy we’re good I should get a chest and I can put [ __ ] in it um hold on let’s get a chest down here in my little underground Hall of Doom I

Don’t know if I should build be building like above ground or below ground oops that’s not what I do it but I I felt safer underground all right but let’s go all I wanted to do is get some food though and then we’ll get some food and get some weapons and stuff and

I can’t tell if there’s armor yet uh there is armor look at that I was hoping to get some armor um for these slots and then I was gonna go exploring but I don’t quite get how to make armor yet I have smooth Stone I was thinking maybe the smooth Stone can

Do something else that I haven’t done yet I can do cartography table oh God we need to let’s put our cartography table down over here whatever what do you do what what so much to it holy [ __ ] so I think I’m good though I have enough food I

Have my baked potato I think we’re just gonna Adventure off and see what we can find and then just get bodied that sounds pretty fun let’s go uh venture out into the world okay this is really fun though the I I made my little underground cave like I didn’t die I I

Could see how you could just get super addicted to just building like something awesome oh man look at all those dudes we got like one dude there we got a Skelly bro there plant my saplings planted a sapling planted four saplings okay I guess ah [ __ ] [ __ ] There’s like a perfect range to stand at it what do I do with the rotten meat oh jeez mining at night exploring in the day oh you can go to sleep oh oh my gosh you could just go to sleep and now it’s this and now these guys are on fire again

Oh that’s awesome can they still hit me while they’re burning I like I’m like hey did he drop loot I want to see if they drop loot but also no it looks like he’s still gonna hit me takes a second for them to die I guess in the day right click the dude

Trade armorer what iron chest plate he’s expensive because you’ve punched him oh my God so I can just wait if I do is it shovel yeah okay hold on if I just shovel some of this stuff away then take seeds oh wait it’s not dirt Do I have to I have to dig down to the dirt area I guess because if this already has grass on top of it oh you have to hoe the dirt oh now I can grasp oh now I can put seeds on it okay cool cool cool cool let’s go

This way oh are these bowies I want berries uh what would be the right thing for or does it matter for these is that a pit pig pig friend Berries I really want armor so I can fight more things that’s the thing I want to figure out how to make next is armor oh this is a cool area very cool nearly died oh hello a little duck friend all right it’s getting to be nice so it’s time to

Die this is it all right let’s [ __ ] do it Easy let’s go oh that one’s got a weapon that one’s got a weapon there’s like a tiny bit of time to be able to hit them where you can kind of kite them oh it dropped a shovel my inventory is full this hoe is about to die this ax is about to die

Whoops I’m gonna now the problem is is my sword is gonna break I think I got The High Ground okay kind of getting into the Rhythm for these what are those were those emeralds do I have emeralds wait oh there’s I don’t like bows bows are no good I’m

Not fighting about I was just gonna shoot me those are sheep I think that’s okay are you happy sheep are you happy sheep [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] oh here’s okay round two spider ran two spider the spider

[ __ ] my life up oh God it’s still bad it’s bad it doesn’t get stunned oh it does get stunned oh what a cool game I see why everybody likes this game it’s very it’s like peaceful but also crazy yeah I’m playing on Hardcore our first time ever playing we just went

Straight into hardcore I haven’t died yet which is astounding This might change right now okay I have to the Rhythm to kill the spiders is different than the Rhythm to kill the uh zombie dudes the zombie dudes are much easier to kill the spiders are the hardest things so far because these guys get knocked back so I can kind of just

Keep following him and knocking him back and then it works out pretty well level five let’s go I don’t know someone said Iron is underground it makes sense that iron’s underground okay we’re just gonna dig straight down and see what happens uh shovel upstairs maybe well I guess I

Don’t want to dig should I dig question should I dig in a staircase pattern yeah I should shouldn’t I then I can get back up okay that’s Dawn so you dig down far enough and you get to the stone like I can I can go up this right yeah

Yeah this is good uh shovel is what we want for this okay cool cool I like this I like this okay stone pickaxe this one is shovel a stick in a staircase pattern so that’ll give us more materials to make more Stone stuff which I like oh I’m gonna need torches though

Um hold on let me make a bunch of torch how do wait I don’t know how to make torches too I shoot uh don’t dig straight down as the first rule of Minecraft All right What [ __ ] was that don’t look at it oh my God torch I need coal shoot how do I get coal um coal is in the ground okay cool well we’ll just keep digging I guess we’re just gonna have to dig in the dark for some of this then that’s okay okay YOLO

I have one torch let’s put our one torch here Is this a good staircase yeah I’m making a good staircase all right oh was there iron is it this one oh Which one is iron this is Stone With that iron oh stop it dang it how do I fix this problem if I okay wait what if I put what if I be a smart boy and I put some like Cobblestone or something is that coal oh I got some coal can I

Yeah there we go smart boy let’s go now where was that iron I’m scared I’m gonna like how much iron do I have which one is iron gravel doesn’t look like it the uh their iron behind you I don’t I still don’t know what iron

Looks like so I’m not quite sure iron is beige behind you oh this Is that it it looks it looks copper to me um uh brain no brain relate where okay raw iron there it is so that is right I would like to not die from releasing all of that into my face though so let’s try going a different direction oh what’s that what’s that

Where is it copper oh that’s copper that sounds worse than iron but I guess I want it okay cool copper um all right we’re gonna need to use my little crafting table um make a stone pickaxe yeah stone pickaxe okay and then is it the X it’s the x

That gets rid of that get back to my pickaxe yo we’re learning let’s go okay I gotta really finish those deeper we must dig deeper there we go what are you do I hear crawling um Carl used torches I don’t know how to get charcoal to make more torches

I would love to use the Torches but I don’t here let me try I thought I couldn’t um where were they right here torch oh I got one Cole oh and it makes four that’s pretty I hear growling by the way which I’m not a huge fan of down we go

It felt like I’m digging a random hole to my Doom but what is this one is that iron is that it let’s go we got iron nice okay now we can go make some stuff oh and then I want to go wander around and try to kill stuff with some armor if

I can make some armor Um furnace all right let’s make a new furnace oh iron and get let’s go okay cool and we can burn can I burn a fence yeah I don’t want this fence just burn that all right all right cool cool so that’ll make us some ingots let’s

Make a shield it’s just a ton of planks and some iron foreign shield cool okay and then this should be done right uh yeah now we got 10 iron ingots can I um I can my I could do some copper too where’s the copper here this one

Let’s start making copper now can I attack with my sword no I can’t so while I’m shielding I can’t be attacking okay cool that’s good to know at least got the hotkeys down oh iron chest plate let’s go yes please oh that’s what I want yes

Um okay but that’s all the iron that I have sadly I can do an iron sword oh no I I have stone sword um but I want more armor first um iron pickaxe no I want iron pickaxe there we go oh my God look at how fast

That goes I love that can I use charcoal to make charcoal I don’t know if this makes sense but I like I like renewable energy let’s go it makes sense then how how it works in real life it does make some sense assuming the charcoal is like able to be

Caught on fire like yeah you start a fire with some charcoal and you burn more wood and you get more coal I guess I don’t know now I got plenty of torches we got an even better pickaxe look at how fast we’re going I do I do very much appreciate that the

Game like continuously gets faster too are there a lot of Minecraft I’m assume there have to be like like I guess I don’t know what the right word is ROM hacks like a lot of different like are there okay here’s my question are there Minecraft puzzle maps are there Kaizo Maps like Millions

Literally yeah that makes sense all right well not that way um I wonder if I would have better luck like you know what I just realized I can go straight here and it’s a little bit easier because then I don’t have to keep going down I’m not sure if there’s any point in

Continuously going down maybe I would get the next thing above iron it my little log suggested that maybe that’s diamond so maybe I would get diamond if I keep going down further I suppose that’s an advantage um of going down further Carl discovers the strip mining I guess that makes

Sense you do you can do drill down with just a narrow hole and then uh you can make quite a bit of progress just by going laterally at that point oh thank you I would have gone right past it I was too focused on the mining itself all right

Um there we go that’s what I was waiting for that’s what I was waiting for all right cool I think we got it all we doing 33 iron all right let’s go let’s go build some [ __ ] and kill some [ __ ] let’s go is this all the way back

Out I can’t geez we mind a lot oh this was it geez we went really far okay cool cool cool cool we’re good still um okay we’re gonna need to so let’s get some charcoal going in here and then we’re gonna smell all that iron

Uh we can make gold ingots oh so gold comes before Diamond okay um that’s really nice all right so we’re gonna get a whole bunch of iron coming in okay and let’s put on the hill Oh my God we look ridiculous oh I want bucket okay so the game told

Me to make a bucket so I’m gonna make a bucket just so I have it so I don’t forget about that okay I think I’m good for now I think we go explore now let’s go kill things yeah it’s daytime let’s go explore like

If I want to get back here can I like put a makeup pillar stack a bunch of blocks well I see is is F3 cheating or is F3 normal like if everybody’s cheating I’ll just build a stack and I’ll try to find it building a tower sounds more fun you

Know can I just build a freaking Tower like this that sounds fun uh oh I guess I’m gonna have to like oh God build Tower wait a second maybe I’ll have to get more of those blogs uh literally look down and push down thank you but is that gonna wait I’m gonna

Fall and die though Earth can I land can I land in that or is that Frozen that’s not frozen that’s not frozen hold on or that is frozen I mean uh okay what’s the is it shovel no is it pickaxe yeah safe safe to land in now right it just

Has to be tall enough for me to to for me to find it it doesn’t have to be like crazy is this how my hardcore character dies y’all is this how my hardcore character dies oh [ __ ] okay maybe we stay along the water because it’s kind of I kind of

Like how you can sort of see everything they stay lit forever okay cool that size what is that oh that’s the moon isn’t it so now it’s dark so now we’re gonna have some spooky ghosts coming out let’s look them up we’re going in we’re going deep we’re going deep [ __ ] him up

Because I was actually like running out let’s get it over here so I have a question oh [ __ ] what’s hitting me oh you [ __ ] [Laughter] all right so there was with the uh the ones with the [ __ ] phone arrow are very much harder I had a full suit of iron armor I thought I was fine um I have a question did the other one do more damage to me because I turned my

Back to it or did is this the game like consider crits and headshots and backstabs or is it just you have it’s a flawed amount of damage and it was just a lot despite the fact that I had iron armor on skeletons are harder okay so I

Think I realized that the zombies are the easiest the spiders are like intermediate and the skeletons are so far the hardest thing by quite a bit so I think if it had just been one I would have maybe been fine but try to take two skeletons with just iron armor was a

Mistake uh that was incredibly good for your first play ever that was really fun I want to try to is there a is there a beating the game is my question yes there is see okay I want to see I want to try to do there is a credits I want

To try to get the credits on Hardcore that would be so fun x equals nine science Yoshi’s racing the clock and it ain’t no joke come on let’s go go go go go Science Yoshi what’s the news we’re all made a star stuff something incredible is out there