george being the gordon ramsay of minecraft (stream highlights)

Minecraft but there’s sixty thousand people hunting me down yeah all right everyone start hunting me down and then i’ll make a video well okay george do you wanna reword what you just said what did i say why you’ll make a video if people try and hunt you down

Yeah find out where george in minecraft and george will make a video out of it in minecraft no no he means iron samup said he was going to make a video with the first fan that finds him the first one george george said he’s going to like

Said he was going to give him he’s going to give him a fantastic give him a thousand dollars he’s gonna give them a thousand dollars so go find out where george lives and go go knock on his front door now oh no i just walked off the edge trash

Trash gets in the you garbage what are you like um you like you should be like the gordon uh gordon ramsay of um of uh speedrunning right now like disgusting all right i mean let me do it right come on you’re gonna grade my speed runs like you’re gordon ramsay already what is

This biome oak trees everywhere this is gross and disgusting oh you’ve got a little bit of seasoning with the desert that’s oh it doesn’t tell me you know i’ll let you off with that one but the biome before trash disgusting disgusting we’ll have to shine in the toilet disgusting [Laughter]

This desert temple disgusting not even a single sight of diamonds okay not even a single looting book not even it is disgusting and i am disgusted that i am being forced to watch this trash get zero out of ten all right satan you’re going to take

Over because george is kind of trash at it you have to do better you have to have like in you have to have like good insults and stuff that’s that’s what gordon ramsay has george is like you forgot the paprika season he shut up george

Oh yeah that was fun you nimrod i’m not interested in your jabronism listen here you stupid idiot how about you learn to cook somewhere else what he got you there listen here sapnap i don’t care how many subs you’ve got so shut up and leave

Ooh oh i’m so i’m nick oh god i make minecraft videos i’ve got a million subs shut up that’s so bad be quiet my name’s george i’m a 23 year old man but i love to be baby we’re not getting babied in this kitchen get out cause i’m

Nap he got you there george he didn’t get me he did get no he didn’t get me just admit that he got you at least a little bit anything he’s got is um yeah what true guys that’s a good story should we tell the story oh god guys guys

Sorry about how jewish no it’s your wife it’s you son i’ve got a girlfriend he got poo on his hand after he wiped his what do you say and instead of washing his hands he just licked them what the hell is wrong with that i’m not dream relaxed

Should i take you guys in to bed with me no what tap tap this for this is the third time this week i think i’m gonna do that i don’t want you to take me in your bed why you love that he wants you to take him in whoa all right

You’re taking it I was reading chat i was reading chat i was i was the chat said the chat was no no i was reading chat the chat was talking about how like in the last minute it was harding clay and i read it i read heart i didn’t i was talking

About i misread the chat dream come on now i did i was reading chat reading chat i didn’t even think you knew how to read dream newsflash i do that’s how i read the dms from your mother uh how do you read the dm’s that i sent to your mother

I dm’d her last night [Laughter] what it’s not as funny because you actually can i damned her it’s funnier when i say it because i can’t i don’t have your mom’s phone number what’s what’s funny about what george is saying he’s talking um he actually played in my dm stream

She said she messaged me she said hi george and i said what do you want and she said nothing just wanted to see how you were doing and i said oh that’s nice um and that was uh can you guys hear me right now yeah are you in bed

Yeah he thinks he’s so cool being in bed he thinks he’s so cool guys he’s not cool okay he is not cool don’t think what he’s doing right now is cool because it’s not what why are you ignoring me what are you saying george is talking

How am i supposed to hear you george hey guys if i talk dream come on dream come on here sound nab george why are you such a jerk i can’t hear you i’m not we can’t hear you shut up george i’m not what are you saying we can’t

Hear you have a i have a gift for you sapnap it’s in my hand a poopy it’s a little flower wow wow wow wow wow wow wow i have a gift for you it’s up in my bum What do you say wait what did he just say what did he just say [Laughter] that’s a terrible joke you could do like that water drop sound it’d be so weird you’d be like or whatever just do it oh yeah that’s george i don’t know how you do that it’s so

Cool i don’t know i’m on my airpods now oh yeah you have airpods he’s got airpods he’s so rich george for his mom with mine i bought them for my mother with dreams and money what did you do yeah that’s why i didn’t buy these

I didn’t buy these yeah who how did you get them then someone bought them for me your girlfriend that was nice my sugar mama my girlfriend that’s so nice of her i just said my sugar i didn’t buy them for you that’s so nice of stacy

She’s all i want and i’ve waited for so long stacy can’t you see what do you think is that the girlfriend what do you think about something stacy’s mom has got it going on stacy’s mom has got it going on i’ll start talking about george in my sleep

Talking about george in his sleep yeah talking about george georgette george didn’t you make a rap when you were in college wait did you what yeah he did he made a rap song in college you should sing it for everyone oh yeah it goes um something not bad he’s really trash

No i think it’s it goes it go it goes like he goes you didn’t make it he didn’t make him something it’s something something bobbing no shut up listen he goes sam knap’s bad he’s really trash um i’m gonna he’s gonna fall out the sky like a splash

Oh he uses the sound i’ve got the ad-libs he thinks he’s cool but he’s really not he thinks he’s so cool but he’s really nice he thinks he’s so cool but he’s really not his mother has a watering pot and he thought i was gonna say something else but i didn’t

George’s mom has what do we just both think of that randomly i think we did gorgeous guys they’re insane look at that dream insane wow i didn’t even go off yeah mods if they type sound and ban them no don’t listen to george he’s being a dictator you can take off the

Tater part though i remove the tater tater tater tots they put tater like dick like dictators supposed to be like such a like a harsh word but they just put like tater tots on the end they’re like it’s a dick tater tot it’s a dictator todd i’m six foot three no you’re not

I am so one i am all the evidence that point er all the evidence points to you being six one and then you admitted it after you were confronted with the evidence okay that’s what i’ll do i’ll get a tape measure and measure myself on stream do it

Okay but what should my goal be that that doesn’t sound like something i should do for free if i get to go to vickstar’s apartment i’ll measure myself all i know is that the people you met in real life said that you weren’t 6’3 you stood next to filza who is not even

Close to 6’3 and you were like not that much taller than that you stood next to you stood next to wilbur who towered over you and he’s six five well here’s one of the things you got to remember dream is that my posture is just terrible but in these photos you can see

Your back and it’s not it’s not it’s flat and you’re standing straight on the beach and if you’re and if your posture is so bad that you never look six three then what’s the point of saying you’re six three because you’re not six i am six three you’re bent over all the time

Therefore you’re not you’re just like i mean i fixed my posture when i’m bad when i’m around tubbo what it’s gonna get out now i tried my best the world record building the first obsidian the longest obsidian penis in under six minutes let’s go we got the world record guys that’s the time

6 ten six ten point four we got the world record the longest obsidian penis the longest obsidian penis in under ten minutes six minutes and ten seconds your video puns